^^Bitches who honestly aren’t after the wonga have got hairy arm pits and tattoos of dolphins on their back. Real chat. Only the small minority will be genuine. Most bitches after the cha-ching or at least some of it, no wench wants to be hunting through the dustbin for yesterdays half a chesseburger. It’s the way it is. Either have cash and smash the abck end out of minky bitches or work doing something you think is morally right, have no cash and fuck thorough munters. It’s a choice.

of all the problems in the world - AIDS, global warming, poverty, israel/palestine - this cat says “hating jews is not cool” *dies*

^thats my plan! *adjusts stethoscope*

nah but on the real, once i find the cure to the virus im straight up leaving everything and heading to Africa

roth ira > asher roth

beer with froth > asher roth

flying moth > asher roth

chick who’s goth > asher roth

hasselhoff > asher roth [ll]

*touches paper*

*realizes its my clients’ paper*

*adjusts yamaka*

*takes a little off the top*

l’chaim

^HA!

jay went from:
the martha stewart thats far from Jewish

to:

N’Chaim

i went to a pretty good school.. word to pockets.. and all the time when i meet up with my former people.. lawyer chicks.. and banker dudes.. n wall street cats… they seem like somethin is missin.. they envy what I do.. which without gettin to heavy into it… is followin my vision.

a few of em.. stacked bank and quit to follow their heart… a few got in love with the money and stay even though it “hurts their soul”

it all depends on the person I guess…

FUCK THIS SHIT. Life fucking sucks.

Peace.

word. I can have all the “fuck money/water, food should be free” conversations with my dad, or talk to girls who SAY they don’t only like guys with money… but once you start paper touching, it starts to make sense (in this life at least)

^

biggest misconception of all time: if a girl wants a dude with $$$, she’s a chickenhead

nah that’s bollocks (c) eng

women are basic creatures, they’re sexy animals but still animals

intelligent women will want to find a dude who will be able to provide an environment for them that is conducive to raising successful offspring. i.e. they want a dude with a few bucks in his pocket so they don’t have to take their offspring and live on the street. how does that make them shallow? beats me. it used to be about a bagging a dude who can hunt & gather, but now it’s about bagging a dude who has some money to provide a stable home environment. can’t knock women for this, it’s how they’re wired

btw this does not apply to chickenheads who only seek men with wavy hair to have their babies. them bitches have no hope (c) any hood in america

Id’s with nation and chea. I haven’t slept well in the last two days or so now. Shit’s all good per se, I’ll make money with both, enough to sustain a lifestyle. But it’s infinitely more on the one side.

II.

listen man, I’ve always preached that it takes a drop of purity to clean a cesspool (c) Lauryyyyyn - but life is not so. you can try as hard as you want to fix shit, but on the back end there’s so much fuckery happening that you’re only wasting your time. I hate to be talking you out of doing the right thing, especially since I always try to do the right thing… but seriously, if you’re a grown man living in the states you need to get money, pay taxes, and keep it moving. (c) cipha

if you have some sort of financial security and have it in your heart to do that environmental shit, go for it, but I mean… for each tree you save they’re distracting you from the forrest they’re fuming

U mad?

marshall keeps people waiting for an LP so the industry tries to make another em while dude is sleeping

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6i_5hEKsEY

shit’s disgusting lol i can’t take dude serious

mainly because people who don’t have any will say fuck money or whatever, but they’d be singing a different tune if they had a couple more dollars in their pocket. if you have money and say fuck it, that’s a different story, very seldom heard obviously

I honestly can’t believe I’m even broaching the topic. Money is a helluva a drug I s’pose.

Daps chea. Opens online banking account reads shekel count.
*Grabs mirror*
*points at it.*
*You da Man*

word. I can have all the “fuck money/water, food should be free” conversations with my dad, or talk to girls who SAY they don’t only like guys with money… but once you start paper touching, it starts to make sense (in this life at least)

just checked back on the nyoil post.. thanks for the recognition. seems I have to record this thing to make it officyal