July 1st, 2008 at 2:18 pm
started watching Dexter
^^
dexter is bananas, but weeds is starting to suck. last season was heading down hill and i think this season is shitty so far.
^^ I always found the show way too unrealistic on the drug dealing tip… they can make the other plot devices as outlandish as they want, but keep the drug-related shit realistic.
A wonderful episode in the history of auto-replace software, in which the the website of the American Family Association went to work on a story about the sprinter Tyson Gay under the headline “Homosexual eases into 100 final at Olympic trials.”
The text:
Tyson Homosexual easily won his semifinal for the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials and seemed to save something for the final later Sunday.
His wind-aided 9.85 seconds was a fairly cut-and-dry performance compared to what happened a day earlier. On Saturday, Homosexual misjudged the finish in his opening heat and had to scramble to finish fourth, then in his quarterfinal a couple of hours later, ran 9.77 to break the American record that had stood since 1999. […]
Homosexual didn’t get off to a particularly strong start in the first semifinal, but by the halfway mark he had established a comfortable lead. He slowed somewhat over the final 10 meters-nothing like the way-too-soon complete shutdown that almost cost him Saturday. Asked how he felt, Homosexual said: “A little fatigued.”
^
on the strenth tyson gay got the length, depth and girth up top to bring home the Gold in the land of the Chinamen. no homo!go homo!
^^^
Shit. If the mixtape is better than the album, I’m gonna punch Nas in his face.
^^^
Word to the Champ is Here Mixtape, even tho i liked Kiss of Death but CIHM > KOD
Even If Untilted is better then The Nigger Mixtape people are gonna say Nigger Mixtape > Untilted just for shock value….niggas love to contradict what the masses think just because….
July 1st, 2008 at 2:31 pm
on the strenth tyson gay got the length, depth and girth up top to bring home the Gold in the land of the Chinamen. no homo! go homo!
^ Leave it to a guy with a name like that to break the record in the 100 meters
^^cuz he’s running from his true feelings… got kicked off the relay team cuz he didnt wanna give up the baton.
The truth is Nas set the bar really with this Nigger Mixtape, so now every track he drops after it has to blow niggas away….Breathe is a nice smooth track and will probably fit perfectly on the album…..
true the wind was gliding ever so helpfully under his tail but the explosive thrusting of his thighs and calfs ultimately resulted in the victory of the handsome gay
July 1st, 2008 at 2:40 pm
i hear he had a helluva tail wind
^
true the wind was gliding ever so helpfully under his tail but the explosive thrusting of his thighs and calfs ultimately resulted in the victory of the handsome gay
July 1st, 2008 at 2:22 pm
how’s my ass taste?
July 1st, 2008 at 2:23 pm
catch22 Says:
July 1st, 2008 at 2:18 pm
started watching Dexter
^^
dexter is bananas, but weeds is starting to suck. last season was heading down hill and i think this season is shitty so far.
^^ I always found the show way too unrealistic on the drug dealing tip… they can make the other plot devices as outlandish as they want, but keep the drug-related shit realistic.
July 1st, 2008 at 2:23 pm
catch22 Says:
July 1st, 2008 at 2:22 pm
how’s my ass taste?
^^^
Shaq lost cool points for that Hook. (no Lakers blowout to Boston)
July 1st, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Shit. If the mixtape is better than the album, I’m gonna punch Nas in his face.
^ I wouldn’t be surprised if that happens
July 1st, 2008 at 2:25 pm
This is what it looks like. Ha ha, I haven’t seen Jay that animated in a minute.
^^^
yup, he didint look bored with RAP that day…
July 1st, 2008 at 2:26 pm
burn notice? (no std)
^^btw, green, that was a nice 1.
July 1st, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Great moments in tech
A wonderful episode in the history of auto-replace software, in which the the website of the American Family Association went to work on a story about the sprinter Tyson Gay under the headline “Homosexual eases into 100 final at Olympic trials.”
The text:
Tyson Homosexual easily won his semifinal for the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials and seemed to save something for the final later Sunday.
His wind-aided 9.85 seconds was a fairly cut-and-dry performance compared to what happened a day earlier. On Saturday, Homosexual misjudged the finish in his opening heat and had to scramble to finish fourth, then in his quarterfinal a couple of hours later, ran 9.77 to break the American record that had stood since 1999. […]
Homosexual didn’t get off to a particularly strong start in the first semifinal, but by the halfway mark he had established a comfortable lead. He slowed somewhat over the final 10 meters-nothing like the way-too-soon complete shutdown that almost cost him Saturday. Asked how he felt, Homosexual said: “A little fatigued.”
^
on the strenth tyson gay got the length, depth and girth up top to bring home the Gold in the land of the Chinamen.
no homo!go homo!July 1st, 2008 at 2:29 pm
^^^
Shit. If the mixtape is better than the album, I’m gonna punch Nas in his face.
^^^
Word to the Champ is Here Mixtape, even tho i liked Kiss of Death but CIHM > KOD
July 1st, 2008 at 2:30 pm
*guttural pun voice*
“porkh chops and applesauce”
July 1st, 2008 at 2:30 pm
kiss of death is a coaster.
July 1st, 2008 at 2:31 pm
on the strenth tyson gay got the length, depth and girth up top to bring home the Gold in the land of the Chinamen. no homo! go homo!
^ Leave it to a guy with a name like that to break the record in the 100 meters
July 1st, 2008 at 2:31 pm
@ Ease
Even If Untilted is better then The Nigger Mixtape people are gonna say Nigger Mixtape > Untilted just for shock value….niggas love to contradict what the masses think just because….
July 1st, 2008 at 2:33 pm
niggas love to contradict what the masses think just because….
^^thats not true
July 1st, 2008 at 2:33 pm
i hear he had a helluva tail wind
(f’real)
July 1st, 2008 at 2:33 pm
^^thats not true
^^^
I think so
July 1st, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Big Homie Says:
July 1st, 2008 at 2:31 pm
on the strenth tyson gay got the length, depth and girth up top to bring home the Gold in the land of the Chinamen. no homo! go homo!
^ Leave it to a guy with a name like that to break the record in the 100 meters
^^cuz he’s running from his true feelings… got kicked off the relay team cuz he didnt wanna give up the baton.
July 1st, 2008 at 2:35 pm
D_Block_4_life Says:
July 1st, 2008 at 2:33 pm
^^thats not true
^^^
I think so
^^
*delayed sarcasm button*
July 1st, 2008 at 2:35 pm
The truth is Nas set the bar really with this Nigger Mixtape, so now every track he drops after it has to blow niggas away….Breathe is a nice smooth track and will probably fit perfectly on the album…..
July 1st, 2008 at 2:39 pm
so now every track he drops after it has to blow niggas away
^^^
(pause)
July 1st, 2008 at 2:40 pm
i hear he had a helluva tail wind
^
true the wind was gliding ever so helpfully under his tail but the explosive thrusting of his thighs and calfs ultimately resulted in the victory of the handsome gay
July 1st, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Rosenerd > Westwood
July 1st, 2008 at 2:44 pm
*Ansatsuken’s Catch*
July 1st, 2008 at 2:44 pm
chea Says:
July 1st, 2008 at 2:40 pm
i hear he had a helluva tail wind
^
true the wind was gliding ever so helpfully under his tail but the explosive thrusting of his thighs and calfs ultimately resulted in the victory of the handsome gay
^^ that comment is bursting with Gay pride
*calls (purple) bomb squad*
July 1st, 2008 at 2:46 pm
LF: Asshole Mario
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r86NLwCYXfk
July 1st, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Iceberg?
July 1st, 2008 at 2:47 pm
LF: I love wireless internet…
July 1st, 2008 at 2:47 pm
btw, Dexter is crack. 2 for 1.
and did Jay have a Freudian like stutter when he said Roc-a-Fella @ the end of this video?
July 1st, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I just read up on sigmund freud, thanks to smitty.
July 1st, 2008 at 5:21 pm
“i woke up like this..”
swag-gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:08 pm
LMAO @ “Bleek is here…he gon always be here!”