Video: Shaq Freestyle (Kobe Dis)

Shaq goes for the Black Mamba’s jugular at a party in NY last night.

via TMZ

UPDATE: Shaq tells Stephen A. Smith that it was all jokes.

“I was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what mc’s do. They freestyle when called upon. I’m totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don’t forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I’m a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was wrapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don’t make something out of nothing.”


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74 Responses to “Video: Shaq Freestyle (Kobe Dis)”

  1. west one Says:

    kobe couldnt do without me

  2. mufasa Says:

    2nd!

  3. Darth Cipher Says:

    Kobe tell me how my ass taste…

    AYOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  4. SH Says:

    1st game next year:

    LA: 130 Phoenix: 80

  5. Belize Says:

    lovebeingakobehater.com

  6. Darth Cipher Says:

    i just listened to that Imus shit in full… forget breaking his knees… Dude should get linched, Suddam style

  7. big filth Says:

    whoa. the shaq attack is wildn. must have been on that liquor hard!!

    he is lucky he didnt step on corey gunz.

  8. get$ Says:

    mad disrespectful… i luv it! shaq diesel is tha u know

  9. BK2LV Says:

    wwoooooooowwww (c) Flav

  10. 40 Inch Says:

    tell me how my ass taste? LMAO

    damn shaq no wonder u divorced

  11. landLORD Says:

    … SMH @ Shaq copping a plea, and saying it was just freestyle jokes, and no shots fired …

  12. Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:

    EVERYBODY!

    KOBE…HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE???

    lmao…shaq is too wild for that…

  13. Darth Cipher Says:

    Shaq getting divorced > Kobe being a snitch

    let’s be honest, Shaq still gonna get wtv he wants right… but being known as a snitch, especially over a dumb bitch, nigga you lost

  14. Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:

    landLORD Says:

    June 23rd, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    … SMH @ Shaq copping a plea, and saying it was just freestyle jokes, and no shots fired …

    ^damn…he copped a plea already?

  15. landLORD Says:

    … Shaq released a statement to Steven A Smith today …

  16. Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:

    kobe better call tyra banks and get to the studio…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpzJgLzzX38

    or not…

  17. Ty Says:

    Damn Kobe stays losing…..

  18. landLORD Says:

    ” … I love ‘em, I don’t leave ‘em. I got a vasectomy, now I can’t breed ‘em …” (c) ShaQ …

    —————-

    … step your rap game up … also TMI …

  19. miltee Says:

    I thought shaq and kobe deaded their beef

  20. blaze22 Says:

    # Ty Says:
    June 23rd, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    Damn Kobe stays losing…..

    ^

    Shaq had Nash and Amare and couldn’t get out of first round…

  21. chea Says:

    Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:

    i do the sneaker shit for me…cuz i like scoopin and anticipatin new releases, and dope colorways and havin a decent amount of sneakers to choose from…

    ^

    YES (c) camel

    but just for the record – and furious will attest – b!tches in chicago know their sneakers. don’t ask me how, don’t ask me why, but i’m just saying that i have chicks stop me all the time to complement me on my sneaks and the fact is my sneaker game isn’t even that nice

    now, is a chick going to see some Jordan player exclusives that sell for $2,500 on ebay and give you a bobo off of it? probably no

    but a fresh pair of J’s and some levi’s, hos know what time it is, that’s my word. in chicago? they know

  22. Jud Buechler Says:

    That was tight…..shaq rocked that freestyles….one of the few times He was decent…..I mean he was actually “freestyling” as in going off the top of the head…..

    Shaq told Stephen A. smith it was just jokes….cause he knew ESPN would blow it out of proportion…..Smh at ESPN…

    Lol at JA adande saying when kobe hears it, it’ll be an extra 50 jump shots for kobe at the gym

  23. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:
    June 23rd, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    kobe better call tyra banks and get to the studio…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpzJgLzzX38

    or not…
    ^^^

    K.O.B.E part two, right …. SMH

  24. Jud Buechler Says:

    That would be funny if Kobe released a freestyle (shaq diss) to shaq

  25. Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:

    miltee Says:

    June 23rd, 2008 at 6:49 pm
    I thought shaq and kobe deaded their beef

    ^so did kobe

  26. blaze22 Says:

    Kobe will respond by dropping 50 on the Suns next year.

  27. chea Says:

    btw has anyone ever seen from DS OG jordan 2′s in person

    rumor has it that none exist and i’m inclined to believe it

    if some white dude in south dakota is sitting on a pair like a grinch i’ll be mad

    if they ever hit ebay nike itself might bid the price up to like $25,000 because supposedly even nike didn’t keep a pair around (they had to find an old pair and cut them in half just to remake the mold so they could retro them because their dumb ass didn’t even keep the mold)

  28. Jud Buechler Says:

    Fuck North Carolina…..

  29. miltee Says:

    what’s this old washed up ass ninja talking about.
    the pistons dismantled the lakers in their full form… and boston defense today = to that pistons team defense … only boston’s offense today is > that pistons offense … shaq and kobe would’ve got owned against boston too..

  30. landLORD Says:

    … Kobe is gonna hire Greg “The Barber”, to put some work ….

  31. chea Says:

    young jeezy – prime minister mixtape is some of the best shit since drought threezy

  32. pockets Says:

    >That was tight…..shaq rocked that

    >one of the few times He was decent…..I mean he was actually “freestyling” as in going off the top of the head…..

    >Shaq told Stephen A. smith it was just jokes….cause he knew ESPN would blow it

    >shots for kobe at the gym

    ^^ayooo

  33. chea Says:

    pock as-sallamu alaikum holmes

  34. Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:

    chea Says:

    June 23rd, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:

    i do the sneaker shit for me…cuz i like scoopin and anticipatin new releases, and dope colorways and havin a decent amount of sneakers to choose from…

    ^

    YES (c) camel

    but just for the record – and furious will attest – b!tches in chicago know their sneakers. don’t ask me how, don’t ask me why, but i’m just saying that i have chicks stop me all the time to complement me on my sneaks and the fact is my sneaker game isn’t even that nice

    now, is a chick going to see some Jordan player exclusives that sell for $2,500 on ebay and give you a bobo off of it? probably no

    but a fresh pair of J’s and some levi’s, hos know what time it is, that’s my word. in chicago? they know

    ^word…

    chicks in the chi know the names and release dates of sneakers as well as niggas do…

    and for the record…not that it matters…

    but i have gotten a few pieces of ass based of the “bein fresh” shit…

    as well as a lot of other niggas who base their characters off how fresh they are…

  35. Belize Says:

    smh @ people who thinking coppin’ a plea is automatically snitchin’

    pfffft

  36. landLORD Says:

    … Imus’ voice now sounds feeble & sickly … i hope he dies on air …

  37. Jud Buechler Says:

    Lol at Imus…..all those people who are mad at sharpton are looking stupid now…

  38. Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:

    Jud Buechler Says:

    June 23rd, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    That would be funny if Kobe released a freestyle (shaq diss) to shaq

    ^*shaq calls kobe*

    “lets keep it on youtube kid…cuz u dont wanna see me in the streets”

  39. spanish jay Says:

    pac man jones will be a mortar for all black people

  40. Belize Says:

    yo esk…i need the mp3 for this

  41. chea Says:

    *punch-clock crickets*

  42. pockets Says:

    W.A.A. chea yea uhh

    this freestyle was just jokes, shaq dont want none (c) me when i seen this hottie with throw-up all over her face and teets

  43. pockets Says:

    shaq dont want none with the Undertaker, taker would drink his ass out with a straw, i aint even gonna pause that

  44. That Man Says:

    Shaq: 1 ring without Kobe

    Shaq is winning until further notice.

  45. Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:

    any of you niggas bowl?

  46. pockets Says:

    BKScribe Says:

    June 23rd, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    since we still on the subject of comedy… briefly..

    there is this spot in bed stuy called “The 5 Spot” on myrtle n washington for my NY heads i been hittin up on tuesdays.. amateur night.. drink specials.. free before 8… after 8 its 5 to get in..

    they typically get a BET or Def Comedy jam act to headline the night… shit is a great weekday out.

    ^*salutes BKscribe*

  47. Sangano Says:

    BRICK CITY iN THE BUILDING!!!!!

    ouch….”that like Patrick Ewing havin’ more rings than Me!”

  48. That Man Says:

    Is Scottie Pippen still broke?

  49. ELECTROGREMLINcs88 Says:

    ….SMH… Only a jersey nigga would shit on a nigga like that…. BRICKCITY, stand the fuck up!

  50. Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:

    candace parker…

    stuffed a bitches shit with 2 hands…

    and then went the length of the court and dunked the shit…

    candace parker>kobe bryant

  51. sleep Says:

    pti the best sports talk show ever

  52. Phuque Says:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ “Kobe How My Ass Taste?” [||]

  53. Eightys Baby Says:

    Man, all this is gonna do is Make Kobe that much more vicious next season. Shaq aint never gonna win another ring, so the freestyle may sting now, but we’ll see who has the last laugh.

  54. chea Says:

    Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:

    June 23rd, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    any of you niggas bowl?

    ^

    is the sky blue

    i’m the black big lebowski and i ain’t even black

  55. Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:

    That Man Says:

    June 23rd, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    Is Scottie Pippen still broke?

    ^scottie has 17 kids, he’ll always be broke…

    but M.J holds him down though…

  56. chea Says:

    but M.J holds him down though…

    ^

    not like he holds down oakley!

  57. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Please tell everybody don’t make something out of nothing.

    ^^^

    Bullshit.

  58. e-dubbs Says:

    he went in.. no way can he clean that up and say it was phun.. im more upset over the pat ewing line though! lol

  59. Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:

    chea Says:

    June 23rd, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:

    June 23rd, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    any of you niggas bowl?

    ^

    is the sky blue

    i’m the black big lebowski and i ain’t even black

    ^smh…

    u dont want to see me son…

    i bowl right there on 75th and prairie, dolton bowl, brunswick…

    im askin cuz i never ball, and ive been tired of usin house balls, so i was wonderin what type of balls are suggested when i want to go throw some balls at the ball lane…

    do u have your own ball chea?

  60. Ron Says:

    Shaq dead ass wrong for the Ewing ether. BTW.. telling Superhead that John Salley’s dick was bigger than yours

    Shaq= Young Buck

    John Salley> Shaq

  61. sleep Says:

    Damm I actually holding this shit only 3 hrs til I get home but ima be farting like crazy in class

  62. Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:

    *edit* ive never brought my own ball

  63. landLORD Says:

    ^^^^ im more upset over the pat ewing line though!

    —————

    … word …

  64. Belize Says:

    :::playing this for the 10th time:::

  65. embark Says:

    Im ONLY upset about the Ewing line.

  66. THE UNDERWRITER Says:

    NOLO.

  67. nunya bizness Says:

    Busted! I’m sure he didn’t know anyone was taping it. This makes me LOLs all over the place!

  68. Soul Assassins Says:

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  71. douglas martin Says:

    my favorite moment of the last week was watching pardon the interruption in my hotel room, and listening to the guys on the show BURST into laughter at his vasectomy line.

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  73. YDLAFAMS Says:

    Looks like Kobe did it without you and no e. coli aftertaste to speak of either. lol

  74. REL Says:

    shit well i guess he did (no pun intended)

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