Video: Shaq Freestyle (Kobe Dis)
Shaq goes for the Black Mamba’s jugular at a party in NY last night.
via TMZ
UPDATE: Shaq tells Stephen A. Smith that it was all jokes.
“I was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what mc’s do. They freestyle when called upon. I’m totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don’t forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I’m a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was wrapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don’t make something out of nothing.”
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June 23rd, 2008 at 6:31 pm
kobe couldnt do without me
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:33 pm
2nd!
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Kobe tell me how my ass taste…
AYOOOOOOOOOOOOO
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:38 pm
1st game next year:
LA: 130 Phoenix: 80
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:38 pm
lovebeingakobehater.com
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:39 pm
i just listened to that Imus shit in full… forget breaking his knees… Dude should get linched, Suddam style
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:39 pm
whoa. the shaq attack is wildn. must have been on that liquor hard!!
he is lucky he didnt step on corey gunz.
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:40 pm
mad disrespectful… i luv it! shaq diesel is tha u know
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:40 pm
wwoooooooowwww (c) Flav
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:43 pm
tell me how my ass taste? LMAO
damn shaq no wonder u divorced
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:43 pm
… SMH @ Shaq copping a plea, and saying it was just freestyle jokes, and no shots fired …
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:43 pm
EVERYBODY!
KOBE…HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE???
lmao…shaq is too wild for that…
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Shaq getting divorced > Kobe being a snitch
let’s be honest, Shaq still gonna get wtv he wants right… but being known as a snitch, especially over a dumb bitch, nigga you lost
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:44 pm
landLORD Says:
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:43 pm
… SMH @ Shaq copping a plea, and saying it was just freestyle jokes, and no shots fired …
^damn…he copped a plea already?
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:45 pm
… Shaq released a statement to Steven A Smith today …
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:47 pm
kobe better call tyra banks and get to the studio…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpzJgLzzX38
or not…
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Damn Kobe stays losing…..
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:49 pm
” … I love ‘em, I don’t leave ‘em. I got a vasectomy, now I can’t breed ‘em …” (c) ShaQ …
—————-
… step your rap game up … also TMI …
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:49 pm
I thought shaq and kobe deaded their beef
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:49 pm
# Ty Says:
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Damn Kobe stays losing…..
^
Shaq had Nash and Amare and couldn’t get out of first round…
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:
i do the sneaker shit for me…cuz i like scoopin and anticipatin new releases, and dope colorways and havin a decent amount of sneakers to choose from…
^
YES (c) camel
but just for the record - and furious will attest - b!tches in chicago know their sneakers. don’t ask me how, don’t ask me why, but i’m just saying that i have chicks stop me all the time to complement me on my sneaks and the fact is my sneaker game isn’t even that nice
now, is a chick going to see some Jordan player exclusives that sell for $2,500 on ebay and give you a bobo off of it? probably no
but a fresh pair of J’s and some levi’s, hos know what time it is, that’s my word. in chicago? they know
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:50 pm
That was tight…..shaq rocked that freestyles….one of the few times He was decent…..I mean he was actually “freestyling” as in going off the top of the head…..
Shaq told Stephen A. smith it was just jokes….cause he knew ESPN would blow it out of proportion…..Smh at ESPN…
Lol at JA adande saying when kobe hears it, it’ll be an extra 50 jump shots for kobe at the gym
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:50 pm
# Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:47 pm
kobe better call tyra banks and get to the studio…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpzJgLzzX38
or not…
^^^
K.O.B.E part two, right …. SMH
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:53 pm
That would be funny if Kobe released a freestyle (shaq diss) to shaq
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:53 pm
miltee Says:
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:49 pm
I thought shaq and kobe deaded their beef
^so did kobe
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Kobe will respond by dropping 50 on the Suns next year.
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:54 pm
btw has anyone ever seen from DS OG jordan 2’s in person
rumor has it that none exist and i’m inclined to believe it
if some white dude in south dakota is sitting on a pair like a grinch i’ll be mad
if they ever hit ebay nike itself might bid the price up to like $25,000 because supposedly even nike didn’t keep a pair around (they had to find an old pair and cut them in half just to remake the mold so they could retro them because their dumb ass didn’t even keep the mold)
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Fuck North Carolina…..
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:54 pm
what’s this old washed up ass ninja talking about.
the pistons dismantled the lakers in their full form… and boston defense today = to that pistons team defense … only boston’s offense today is > that pistons offense … shaq and kobe would’ve got owned against boston too..
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:54 pm
… Kobe is gonna hire Greg “The Barber”, to put some work ….
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:56 pm
young jeezy - prime minister mixtape is some of the best shit since drought threezy
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:57 pm
>That was tight…..shaq rocked that
>one of the few times He was decent…..I mean he was actually “freestyling” as in going off the top of the head…..
>Shaq told Stephen A. smith it was just jokes….cause he knew ESPN would blow it
>shots for kobe at the gym
^^ayooo
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:58 pm
pock as-sallamu alaikum holmes
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:58 pm
chea Says:
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:
i do the sneaker shit for me…cuz i like scoopin and anticipatin new releases, and dope colorways and havin a decent amount of sneakers to choose from…
^
YES (c) camel
but just for the record - and furious will attest - b!tches in chicago know their sneakers. don’t ask me how, don’t ask me why, but i’m just saying that i have chicks stop me all the time to complement me on my sneaks and the fact is my sneaker game isn’t even that nice
now, is a chick going to see some Jordan player exclusives that sell for $2,500 on ebay and give you a bobo off of it? probably no
but a fresh pair of J’s and some levi’s, hos know what time it is, that’s my word. in chicago? they know
^word…
chicks in the chi know the names and release dates of sneakers as well as niggas do…
and for the record…not that it matters…
but i have gotten a few pieces of ass based of the “bein fresh” shit…
as well as a lot of other niggas who base their characters off how fresh they are…
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:59 pm
smh @ people who thinking coppin’ a plea is automatically snitchin’
pfffft
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:00 pm
… Imus’ voice now sounds feeble & sickly … i hope he dies on air …
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Lol at Imus…..all those people who are mad at sharpton are looking stupid now…
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Jud Buechler Says:
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:53 pm
That would be funny if Kobe released a freestyle (shaq diss) to shaq
^*shaq calls kobe*
“lets keep it on youtube kid…cuz u dont wanna see me in the streets”
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:09 pm
pac man jones will be a mortar for all black people
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:11 pm
yo esk…i need the mp3 for this
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:12 pm
*punch-clock crickets*
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:13 pm
W.A.A. chea yea uhh
this freestyle was just jokes, shaq dont want none (c) me when i seen this hottie with throw-up all over her face and teets
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:17 pm
shaq dont want none with the Undertaker, taker would drink his ass out with a straw, i aint even gonna pause that
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Shaq: 1 ring without Kobe
Shaq is winning until further notice.
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:21 pm
any of you niggas bowl?
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:24 pm
BKScribe Says:
June 23rd, 2008 at 1:54 pm
since we still on the subject of comedy… briefly..
there is this spot in bed stuy called “The 5 Spot” on myrtle n washington for my NY heads i been hittin up on tuesdays.. amateur night.. drink specials.. free before 8… after 8 its 5 to get in..
they typically get a BET or Def Comedy jam act to headline the night… shit is a great weekday out.
^*salutes BKscribe*
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:24 pm
BRICK CITY iN THE BUILDING!!!!!
ouch….”that like Patrick Ewing havin’ more rings than Me!”
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Is Scottie Pippen still broke?
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:26 pm
….SMH… Only a jersey nigga would shit on a nigga like that…. BRICKCITY, stand the fuck up!
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:28 pm
candace parker…
stuffed a bitches shit with 2 hands…
and then went the length of the court and dunked the shit…
candace parker>kobe bryant
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:29 pm
pti the best sports talk show ever
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:30 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ “Kobe How My Ass Taste?” [||]
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Man, all this is gonna do is Make Kobe that much more vicious next season. Shaq aint never gonna win another ring, so the freestyle may sting now, but we’ll see who has the last laugh.
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:21 pm
any of you niggas bowl?
^
is the sky blue
i’m the black big lebowski and i ain’t even black
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:33 pm
That Man Says:
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Is Scottie Pippen still broke?
^scottie has 17 kids, he’ll always be broke…
but M.J holds him down though…
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:35 pm
but M.J holds him down though…
^
not like he holds down oakley!
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Please tell everybody don’t make something out of nothing.
^^^
Bullshit.
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:36 pm
he went in.. no way can he clean that up and say it was phun.. im more upset over the pat ewing line though! lol
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:37 pm
chea Says:
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Furiou$tylez aka Larry Splashburne aka Splashaveli Tha Con Says:
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:21 pm
any of you niggas bowl?
^
is the sky blue
i’m the black big lebowski and i ain’t even black
^smh…
u dont want to see me son…
i bowl right there on 75th and prairie, dolton bowl, brunswick…
im askin cuz i never ball, and ive been tired of usin house balls, so i was wonderin what type of balls are suggested when i want to go throw some balls at the ball lane…
do u have your own ball chea?
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Shaq dead ass wrong for the Ewing ether. BTW.. telling Superhead that John Salley’s dick was bigger than yours
Shaq= Young Buck
John Salley> Shaq
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Damm I actually holding this shit only 3 hrs til I get home but ima be farting like crazy in class
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:39 pm
*edit* ive never brought my own ball
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:46 pm
^^^^ im more upset over the pat ewing line though!
—————
… word …
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:54 pm
:::playing this for the 10th time:::
June 23rd, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Im ONLY upset about the Ewing line.
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:15 pm
NOLO.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Busted! I’m sure he didn’t know anyone was taping it. This makes me LOLs all over the place!
June 25th, 2008 at 1:35 am
[...] Ha ha, this is some funny shit. Maricopa Sheriff Crazy Joe Arpaio, the same dude who has a boner for DMX, says he’s confiscating Shaq’s deputies badges because of the language he used during his Kobe dis freestyle in New York the other night. In case you don’t know, Shaq likes to run around pretending he’s law enforcement and so I’m guessing he feels like certain rules and standards don’t apply to him, just like actual cops do. Erndogg [...]
June 25th, 2008 at 11:11 am
[...] Shaquille O’ Neal’s hilarious Kobe Bryant-trashing freestyle at a New York club on Sunday night has escalated into a proper rap beef. First, the former Los Angeles Lakers center/Fu’Schnicken guest was asked to turn in his Sheriff’s badge — Shaq Diesel volunteers as a police officer during the off-season — for using vulgar language, including the now-infamous “Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes.” The freestyle also had after shocks in the hip-hop community, with rappers quickly taking sides. Nas joined Team Shaq, saying “Shaq is my man, fuck Kobe.” Even Snoop Dogg calls the new Shaq/Kobe feud “beautiful,” hoping the fight would lead to a better rivalry on the court. Snoop, despite being a Lakers fan, said he wouldn’t write some comeback verses for Kobe because he “couldn’t disrespect Shaq.” He did offer to help find Kobe someone who would, however. Bryant, who made his own rap album that was supposedly so terrible it was buried for good, has yet to formally respond to O’Neal’s verses. [...]
June 25th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
[...] Shaquille O’ Neal’s hilarious Kobe Bryant-trashing freestyle at a New York club on Sunday night has escalated into a proper rap beef. First, the former Los Angeles Lakers center/Fu’Schnicken guest was asked to turn in his Sheriff’s badge — Shaq Diesel volunteers as a police officer during the off-season — for using vulgar language, including the now-infamous “Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes.” The freestyle also had after shocks in the hip-hop community, with rappers quickly taking sides. Nas joined Team Shaq, saying “Shaq is my man, fuck Kobe.” Even Snoop Dogg calls the new Shaq/Kobe feud “beautiful,” hoping the fight would lead to a better rivalry on the court. Snoop, despite being a Lakers fan, said he wouldn’t write some comeback verses for Kobe because he “couldn’t disrespect Shaq.” He did offer to help find Kobe someone who would, however. Bryant, who made his own rap album that was supposedly so terrible it was buried for good, has yet to formally respond to O’Neal’s verses. [...]
June 25th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
my favorite moment of the last week was watching pardon the interruption in my hotel room, and listening to the guys on the show BURST into laughter at his vasectomy line.
June 15th, 2009 at 12:30 am
[...] year: Shaq Freestyle (Kobe Dis) | Sheriff Fires Shaq Over Kobe [...]
June 15th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Looks like Kobe did it without you and no e. coli aftertaste to speak of either. lol
June 15th, 2009 at 9:57 am
shit well i guess he did (no pun intended)