Lil Wayne - Mr. Carter (Alternate Version)
He musta been saving this for when they revisit Tha Carter 3, if and when ever the internet steps away from the album that is.
Lil Wayne feat. Jay-Z - Mr. Carter (Unmastered/Big Mike)
Another Wayne and 2 Styles P joints after the jump
Props to Splash for getting his hands on this and on these:
Shout out to Big Mike!
June 16th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Styles P > Weezy F
June 16th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
^^^ you lost for believing that obvious blatant shit LOL smh
^^^
I lost even harder (none) for the fuckin the HTML displaying haha
June 16th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
house of blues tonight sneeshaze
June 16th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
^*raises hand* the pussy is the reflection of the girl’s soul, if she acts cute n stuff but has had the foot long in her wonder bread, her soul has tomato sauce all over it, you feel me?
^^^ *cancels subway meatball footlong for lunch*
June 16th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
www.tinyurl.com/56mj4s
June 16th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
pockets Says:
June 16th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
who really cares where the pussy’s been
^*raises hand* the pussy is the reflection of the girl’s soul, if she acts cute n stuff but has had the foot long in her wonder bread, her soul has tomato sauce all over it, you feel me?
^^^
this is real talk, i Boned afew, but i had one from NC, i want to fuck Ol’Girl, she took the dick like putting a straw in a glass… word bond, i pulled out, spread her eagle & started lookn @ and IN the pussy & started fisting… that broad has a Deep pussy… never called her again.
..applaud blackplanet too… thats where i met the bitch. like in 99′ or something. .
June 16th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
ya, you talking wifing a broad. i was talking one nighting.
^I thought you was talking bout wifing too cOLD, bout to say you’sa bad mofo for real. I be seeing niggas with bitches me & my crew ran trains on, they be cuddled up in public, I be SMH. The hoes see me & have that “please don’t expose me, i’m tryna start over” look on there face.
I wonder how man chicks I was with in public & some dude was like “that niggas a fool”?
June 16th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Is that camel trying to channel Stevie Wonder wit dem shades?
June 16th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
do you all actually ask your parter how many they’ve had before you?
^^^
I try to get to that question before and if she becomes my partner, it plays a big role on whether or not she become my girl or if i take her seriously…
June 16th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Joe 88 Says:
June 16th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
lol @ the last 12 comments. ya’ll funny as shit
still lol @ “dicks on jacket” (n/h)
^LF: The pointed triangles on military jackets are symbolic of the phallus though.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
the Pussy equation: 2x-13=correct amount of dick quotient. lemme explain, if ur chick plugs in her dick amount into X, and she ends up with a negative number, i.e. shes had negative 12 dick quotient, that is less than the standard dick quotient of negative 5, so shes good
June 16th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
do you all actually ask your parter how many they’ve had before you?
^Hell no, don’t wanna know & don’t wanna be lied to, that’s when your private eye skills kick in. I.e do some snooping around her hood. Bitches be getting scared when they be like “I be around here” & I say “you be up perkins projects huh? My cousin lives up there” They be like “oh, I don’t be around there like that, or I don’t know nobody up there” yeah, you’ve been dumbed out fo sho
June 16th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
# Joe 88 Says:
June 16th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
ya, you talking wifing a broad. i was talking one nighting.
^I thought you was talking bout wifing too cOLD, bout to say you’sa bad mofo for real. I be seeing niggas with bitches me & my crew ran trains on, they be cuddled up in public, I be SMH. The hoes see me & have that “please don’t expose me, i’m tryna start over” look on there face.
I wonder how man chicks I was with in public & some dude was like “that niggas a fool”?
^ can she ever start over? same for a man.. if you are a straight up man ho, fucking all sorts of skuzzoids…. can you ever be more than just a dirty whore?
June 16th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
I have a gard time with dealing with a chicks past, especially if its a bit much….trying to deal with that stuff
June 16th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Joe 88 Says:
I wonder how man chicks I was with in public & some dude was like “that
niggas a fool”?
^^^ I’ma make a documentary exposin this very topic.. ima call it “An inconvenient truth”
June 16th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
deja vu all over the comments in this post
June 16th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
^LF: The pointed triangles on military jackets are symbolic of the phallus though.
^ everything is symbolic of the phallus…. you guys get everything.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
can you ever be more than just a dirty whore?
^^^
hmmmmm…
June 16th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
we just get.. tunnels. SMH
June 16th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
ok you niggas gettin your calculus on trying to formulate dick to pussy ratios on NR? is you niggas serious?
Im outta here
1
June 16th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
can you ever be more than just a dirty whore?
^for girls: have sex with lupe, he is the purifier
for guys: have sex with lupe, he is the purifier
June 16th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
>can she ever start over? same for a man.. if you are a straight up man ho, fucking all sorts of skuzzoids…. can you ever be more than just a dirty whore?
^IDK, can you really start over? My guess is it depends on the person. I doubt it, but it’s some freaks I see & they be on that “nah I changed” shit, but i’m wondering if I just gotta try harder & stop tryna offer her drinks & talk to her like a human being for 45 minutes instead of a fuck object
June 16th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
we just get.. tunnels. SMH
^how bout “lol” do u not overstand what that represents
June 16th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
lol @ joe. IDK either, Ive known some cats that I knew where far to indiscriminate about the pussy they dipped into…. could never really trust it. i mean seriously– how much do ppl really change?
June 16th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
landLORD Says:
June 16th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
MTF said
I’m mean Im still typing/chillin even though Land called me out as the Supreme White Devil and all.
—————-
… lies … i NEVER called you Supreme …
^^^
lmao…good shit ha.
gettin shit on by Karrine > listenin to mindy marin
June 16th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
“Wang Out” all over the TV screen during Eyewitness News
June 16th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Watching Batteries not included > Mindy Marin
June 16th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
“Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit…..”
June 16th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Jack Nicklaus has got be salty…
1. Hes about to lose his status as the GOAT while still being alive.
2. by a young black man by the name of Tiger Woods
Jack lost.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
hey Greenie…thanks for the author recommendation on the site.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Would any of you niggas wife a porn star if they really changed her ways?
Hootie said he would wife lacey duvalle, but he’s the same guy that was gonna kiss new york after she smoked 4 packs of newports, so w/e
June 16th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
no doubt twain
June 16th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
pussy baron > Mindy Marin
June 16th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Styles P - Bitch Nigga Run
^^^^
Styles P always has thought provoking song and album titles
June 16th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Dat S.P. ‘Bitch Nigga Run’ was the Neptunes joint originally titled ‘The Ghost’ which was supposed to be on the Time Is Money album…hot track. Seems like D-Block are opening up the vaults with all the unreleased shyt they be putting out there recently
June 16th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Joe 88 Says:
June 16th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Would any of you niggas wife a porn star if they really changed her ways?
Hootie said he would wife lacey duvalle, but he’s the same guy that was gonna kiss new york after she smoked 4 packs of newports, so w/e
^^^
idk…interesting question.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
niggas musta gotten their backs blown out II from the lakers game cuz its TOO dead for a Monday on NR
June 16th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Would any of you niggas wife a porn star if they really changed her ways?
^ my initial reaction is hell no… but then was this bird jenna jameson status when she quit? or just some random bangbus jizz sipper?
June 16th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
genius b-boy cynics getting
weeded in the garden of delights
–holy shit thats a dope ass book title.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
^Disclaimer?
June 16th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Would any of you niggas wife a porn star if they really changed her ways?
^^^^
I’d smash a porn bitch but I couldn’t wife one, even if she changed her ways it wouldn’t feel right being married to some spluge sponge
June 16th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
appluad negros who drunk dial on purpose, just for the hell rell of it
June 16th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
ha, Dem Jenna Jameson is as bad as those bangbus broads…not ones “cleaner” than the other…
June 16th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I’d smash a porn bitch but I couldn’t wife one, even if she changed her ways it wouldn’t feel right being married to some spluge sponge
^Co-sign, no way could I cuff a bitch when I can go to the porn store & they have documents of all of her sex experiences since she was 18.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Jenna Jameson makes Amy Winehouse look like a dime… and tito ortiz wifed that
damn that nigga lost
June 16th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
# Mark Twain Fame Says:
June 16th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
ha, Dem Jenna Jameson is as bad as those bangbus broads…not ones “cleaner” than the other…
^ but at least one like jenna had the sense to create her own empire in porn. those other bitches just got skeeted on for expired KFC coupons and shots of patron.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
ha, Dem Jenna Jameson is as bad as those bangbus broads…not ones “cleaner” than the other…
^ true. but jenna owns a few clubs and other adult industry interests. jenna drives benzo’s and the bangbus broads really DO ride the bus.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
D_block_4_life Says:
June 16th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
^Disclaimer?
^^^
nope, F.A.D.
key*
F.A.D. = Fuck A Disclaimer
June 16th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
lol @ Norie and that Styles P title. He’s definitely THO.
Joe 88 Says:
June 16th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
>can she ever start over? same for a man.. if you are a straight up man ho, fucking all sorts of skuzzoids…. can you ever be more than just a dirty whore?
^IDK, can you really start over? My guess is it depends on the person. I doubt it, but it’s some freaks I see & they be on that “nah I changed” shit, but i’m wondering if I just gotta try harder & stop tryna offer her drinks & talk to her like a human being for 45 minutes instead of a fuck object
^Yeah, definitely start there.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
nope, F.A.D.
key*
F.A.D. = Fuck A Disclaimer
^^^
That wasnt @ you MTF….
June 16th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Co-sign, no way could I cuff a bitch when I can go to the porn store & they have documents of all of her sex experiences since she was 18.
^
*in tears*
bitch told me she aint do double anal…
*rewind, play, pause, play…. rewind, pause, play*
June 16th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
ha, dem & i think alike
June 16th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
^ true. but jenna owns a few clubs and other adult industry interests. jenna drives benzo’s and the bangbus broads really DO ride the bus.
^^^
okay i give you that…I didnt think about it like that.
she is like the most payed porn star ever.
soem of thsoe bangbros braods got soem mulah…but not like Jenna. makes sense.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
That wasnt @ you MTF….
^^^
oh okay ha my bad…nevermind.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
This Styles “bitch nigga run” is banging
June 16th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
*fist bumps greens*
June 16th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Joe 88 Says:
Would any of you niggas wife a porn star if they really changed her ways?
^^^^depends on her skills in the flicks. if she was average, no point in that. i want to be able to tell dudes who want to talk shit if they see me with her, “nigga, you seent the skills!”
June 16th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
green eyes Says
^ but at least one like jenna had the sense to create her own empire in porn. those other bitches just got skeeted on for expired KFC coupons and shots of patron
^^ Yo I masted that KFC coupon game,I robbed those heffas on blackplanet… they were getting their eagle on on for $1.99 specials
Anyone that ran up BlackPlanet back in the day can co-sign me
June 16th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
buddyholly Says:
June 16th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
appluad negros who drunk dial on purpose, just for the hell rell of it
^^^
drunk dialing is some high school real world fake excuse to talk dumb shit cause your “drunk” type of bullshit.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
*fist bumps greens*
^^^
or terrorist fist jab…
June 16th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
… Wang visits Viking’s training camp and takes pictures with Booty …
June 16th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
^Co-sign, no way could I cuff a bitch when I can go to the porn store & they have documents of all of her sex experiences since she was 18.
^^^^
exactly, I don’t wanna walk into the store and see my bitche’s name in some series called donkey show vol. 1-6
June 16th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Mark Twain Fame says:
drunk dialing is some high school real world fake excuse to talk dumb shit cause your “drunk” type of bullshit.
^^^ AND?
June 16th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
or terrorist fist jab…
^ *dies* that bitch is ‘tarded.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
it’s been a minute…but hey, appropriate for Fathers Day yesterday.
MT Quote:
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could harldy stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
www.mediafire.com/?3tmjz90ymet
^^^^
Rakim ft. Truth Hurts - It Aint Cool
June 16th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
… ever since they started clling it KFC, instead of Kentucky Fried Chicken, them niggas fell off …
… Popeyes > Bojangles > KFC … even Churches Chicken (for the financially depraved) is a better option than KFC …
June 16th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
I don’t wanna walk into the store and see my bitche’s name in some series called donkey show vol. 1-6
^^ how do you know about these “donkey show” dvds and the amount of volumes they came out in?
June 16th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Rakim ft. Truth Hurts aka The Shelves
June 16th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Popeyes > Bojangles > KFC
^^^
Yes suR
June 16th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
buddyholly Says:
June 16th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Mark Twain Fame says:
drunk dialing is some high school real world fake excuse to talk dumb shit cause your “drunk” type of bullshit.
^^^ AND?
^^^
and that shit is wack.
like them random broads that be yelling like 50 times in one nite “I am so fucking drunk!” “oh god, i drank so much, Im so drunk!”
bitch you aint drunk, stfu.
muthafuckas dont believe that shit when you say “oh I was drunk…I drunk dialed”..shittttttttttttt.
if you need an excuse like you were drunk to tell some truth and tell soem real shit then you need some help.
thats all I’m sayin.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
There is a chicken joint called Bojangles? Do they got a nigga in black face twrililin a cane as the mascot? WOW
June 16th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
I don’t wanna walk into the store and see my bitche’s name in some series called donkey show vol. 1-6
^ yo- that one seen in volume 4 with the ___ and the ___ in ___ on ____ under the____ was CRAZZZZY.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
@MTF
You took it to seriously my dude, its not on that level. I do that shit on purpose and ppl know I’m tellin the truth sober or drunk.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
ever since they started clling it KFC, instead of Kentucky Fried Chicken, them niggas fell off …
^^^
hmmm…dman that is true. Cause I remember when I was younger it was top notch, now its so so.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Cow Girl >>
Just sayin..
June 16th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
There is a chicken joint called Bojangles?
^ i was just thinkin that. Who would stop Nas from opening up Nigger’s Chicken?
June 16th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
The reason KFC fell off is because they took the Trans Fat out.. thats the posion that makes all food taste tasty
June 16th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
buddyholly Says:
June 16th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
@MTF
You took it to seriously my dude, its not on that level. I do that shit on purpose and ppl know I’m tellin the truth sober or drunk.
^^^
well I wasnt sayin you directly, you might jsut be random with it and be hella funny, but what I was just sayin a generalization of “drunk dialing” , and all the b.s. with it, crying bitches, etc etc (mostly us damn whiteys doin the dumb shit), ya dig?
June 16th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
^ yo- that one seen in volume 4 with the ___ and the ___ in ___ on ____ under the____ was CRAZZZZY.
^^^^
lol, madlibs
although after 2girls1cup I don’t think I can fill in any of the blanks to come up with something more disgusting
June 16th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
although after 2girls1cup
^^^^
*Throws up in mouth a lil*
June 16th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Mark Twain Fame:
well I wasnt sayin you directly, you might jsut be random with it and be hella funny, but what I was just sayin a generalization of “drunk dialing” , and all the b.s. with it, crying bitches, etc etc (mostly us damn whiteys doin the dumb shit), ya dig?
^^ oh ok I overstand you now. Yea you saltines take that shit to a new level smh
June 16th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
2girls1cup
^^^
that video ruined my life…
June 16th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
It used to be Bojangles in B’more back in the day. They’re all Popeyes now.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
peace
June 16th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
p’s greens
June 16th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
*head knods*^ (none)
June 16th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
^^ oh ok I overstand you now. Yea you saltines take that shit to a new level smh
^^^
yeah exaclty…that real world oh I hate you but I cant leave you, I love you soo much but I slept with your bother, and then lit your cat on fire in a metal trashcan type of ish…
*smh at my race*
June 16th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
later greens.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
D. Billz Says:
June 16th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
It used to be Bojangles in B’more back in the day. They’re all Popeyes now.
^EDIT: I’m wrong. It used to be Chicken George.
Po’ Folks in Glen Burnie used to be the truth too. Where b-ease at? I know he know what I’m talkin’ about.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
buddyholly Says:
June 16th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
There is a chicken joint called Bojangles? Do they got a nigga in black face twrililin a cane as the mascot? WOW
————–
… LOL nah … just the word BOJANGLES in yellow and red …
… the Cajun Filet Chicken Biscuits are the most scrumptious breakfast biscuit of all time …
June 16th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
This Bitch Nigga Run is lava. Lol @ Styles…
Which song title is iller?
Bitch Nigga Run or Kill That Faggot?
June 16th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
D. Billz Says:
June 16th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
It used to be Bojangles in B’more back in the day. They’re all Popeyes now.
^^^
damn Popeyes use to be called Bojangles?!…holy shit, thats some serious racist shit damn.
replace the crazy racial black face performer with the muscled white sailor that can talk only on one side of his mouth and has one squitny eye.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
2girls1cup is Disney production to me…
one of my sick cracka ass friends thought it would be delightful showed me a video where some redneck mofo got penatrated anally by a horse wit a 16 inch dick.. smh
NO HOMO NO HOMO NO HOMO NO HOMO
I still got nightmares
June 16th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Joe88
LF: Yo, you need to do a CRAZY track over a Club beat. It’s this DJ outta Oakland who did one for this shorty Josie Stingray (also from Oakland) feat. Miss J. Davey. I hit him up last year and said that it was a dope track and that I aint know mofos over there knew about Club music. He was like yeah, he been doin’ his homework.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
popeye is offensive to stroke victims.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Mark Twain Fame Says:
June 16th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
D. Billz Says:
June 16th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
It used to be Bojangles in B’more back in the day. They’re all Popeyes now.
^^^
damn Popeyes use to be called Bojangles?!…
^Nah, I was wrong. I corrected myself. Popeyes in B’more used to be Chicken George. SMFH
June 16th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
we got a few Po’ Folks around here…and Lee’s, Church’s, Popeye’s…
###########################
Kill That Faggot?
^^^
COTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Thinks of Red Lobster’s Cheddar Bay Biscuits…oh lawd…
June 16th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Chicken George…pic of Foreman with two drumsticks in hand w/ boxing gloves on, grinnin and all…
June 16th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
the Cajun Filet Chicken Biscuits are the most scrumptious breakfast biscuit of all time …
^Filet chicken? For breakfast? This ninja landLORD is a fast food junkie. I can tell you used to be on the streets a lot as a yute. LOL
June 16th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
D. Billz Says:
June 16th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
the Cajun Filet Chicken Biscuits are the most scrumptious breakfast biscuit of all time …
^Filet chicken? For breakfast? This ninja landLORD is a fast food junkie. I can tell you used to be on the streets a lot as a yute. LOL
^^^
naw but for real though, these fast food spots are startin to adopt that Chicken for Breakfast stuff now…hardee’s and I think Burger King got one…
June 16th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
List of restaurants that have been taken over my negros
1.KFC (GOAT)
2.Popeyes
3.Mickey D’s
4.Redlobster (chicken of the seaaaaaa)
5.Your local chinese joint on the corner
thats it off the top’
June 16th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Oraange Chicken for 3.99, Crab Ragoon yowzers…thats my weak spot, I dotn get any other hella fired or fatty fast foods type places really anymore…but damn that delicious chinese…
June 16th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
aight im gone fellas…peace…
laters n shit.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
aight im gone fellas…peace…
laters n shit
^^^ I’ll join you no homo
1
June 16th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
bitch nigga run is a pretty gully track but kill that faggot is in the top 5 hardest Styles P songs
June 16th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
www.defsounds.com/news/Jeezy_accused_of_receiving_kilos
June 16th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
WHAT THE HECK man i cant find my phone…and i know for a fact its at home…i searched every inch of the crib for the last two days, its like some mutherfucker broke in took the phone and ran
June 16th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
i lost this phone on a rollercoaster at six flags and i got it back and i cant find it at home smh
June 16th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
lemme reiterate that: i lost this phone on a rollarcoaster at six flags and i got it back
June 16th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
www.defsounds.com/news/Jeezy_accused_of_receiving_kilos
^ Mr. 17.5? Say it aint so.
June 16th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
This had 2 be the funniest shit I read on NR ever!!! Lmfao