?uestlove Lampoons Kanye’s Blog

Ha ha, this is fun-knee. You probably have to check Kanye’s blog on at least a semi-regular basis to get the jokes.

Ha ha, this is fun-knee. You probably have to check Kanye’s blog on at least a semi-regular basis to get the jokes.
May 13th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
er… weirdo?
May 13th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
I step away for one minute and I miss like 3 posts…daaaaaaaaaamn! (c) Ice Cube and Chris Tucker looking at Mrs. Parker.
May 13th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
first!
May 13th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
>>Anybody heard the interview with dude who snuffed Suga Bear over at thisis50.com? It’s up at 2dopeboyz too.
uhhhm, how about it’s up at fucking Nah Right?
^^ LOL.
When you’re spazzing out with eleventy-million posts per day, a brother doesn’t have to be Eli Porter to fall behind!
Apologies es.
May 13th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
My bad…University of Bridgeport….Heard them Rican hoez from there be dying for some out of town dudes…
May 13th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
I step away for one minute and I miss like 3 posts…daaaaaaaaaamn! (c) random dude looking at baby dolls ning page.
May 13th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
not fun-knee
May 13th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Soul Clapper Says:
May 13th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
>>Anybody heard the interview with dude who snuffed Suga Bear over at thisis50.com? It’s up at 2dopeboyz too.
uhhhm, how about it’s up at fucking Nah Right?
^^ LOL.
When you’re spazzing out with eleventy-million posts per day, a brother doesn’t have to be Eli Porter to fall behind!
Apologies es.
________
I keep trying to tell eskay the same shit, he is making it too hard to keep up with whats going on and you can’t get any convos started
May 13th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
who are some comedians for me to look for that I don’t know about already, I saw a bunch of people talking about some the other day and tried to bookmark their names but it didn’t work, I’m trying to find some new comedians to watch
May 13th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Fuck that
Nah Right > thisisarapper’sblog.blogspot.com
May 13th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Eskay = Anti-Social
May 13th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
I keep trying to tell eskay the same shit, he is making it too hard to keep up with whats going on and you can’t get any convos started
^basically but this is a fast food type of business. We aint breaking bread at a 5 star joint, … eat and bounce keep it moving
May 13th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
thisissnitchesmoms.com
May 13th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
ES WHAT THE FUCK HOLMES YOU GOT A BANNER AD FOR CONNEXION - THE GAY DATING WEBSITE - ON NR - RIGHT ABOVE THE COMMENTS!!!!
SHIT’S DISGUSTIN B!!!
WTF WTF WTF LOL LOL LOL *DIES*
^yo i frekain knew i wasnt the only one seeing those gay thug ads. i said it once before and someone called me crazy.
May 13th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
daaaaaaaaaamn! (c) Ice Cube and Chris Tucker looking at Mrs. Parker.
***Correction- (c) the nah collective looking @ your ning page
May 13th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Dane Cook
Katt Williams
Chris Rock
Dave Chapelle
Jerry Seinfeld
May 13th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
that ning shit still exists?
May 13th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
really LF- I’d smash the brakes offa Nelly Furtado
May 13th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
@ ty- the british cat Ricky Gervais. ive been watching his standup for the last two days, that shit is addictive.
May 13th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
pockets Says:
May 13th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
that ning shit still exists?
^
Yeah man, u should go check it out sometime……support es
May 13th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
^basically but this is a fast food type of business. We aint breaking bread at a 5 star joint, … eat and bounce keep it moving
….. yeah but thats not what it used to be, not to take anything away from what eskay does but I’m still convinced that nah right got to be as big as it did because of the forum he gives us and would allow everyone to voice their opinions, the ther wars the circle your crib, the jay vs. nas the > game all that shit is what made nah right into as big a success as it is IMO, once that shit got poppin nah right grew into an unstoppable force but now it’s hard to get that shit started, usually when I see he is posting mad posts in a row I bounce the only reason I’m still here now is I want someone to tell me some new comedians to look out for, but who knows if I’ll get an answer cause the post will change or most the regs whose opinion I value aren’t here cause they don’t wanna play catch up
again no shots fired eskay I know we have been over this before I aint trying to tell you how to run your shit I’m just glad I’m not still working cause if I was at the office all day and he did this shit I’d of lost my damn mind, the classic days of politicing on nah right was the single best way for me to make it through my day, that shit isn’t the same anymore
May 13th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
really LF- I’d smash the brakes offa Nelly Furtado
^I cosign this to the fullest
May 13th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
>>really LF- I’d smash the brakes offa Nelly Furtado
^early and often!
May 13th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
pockets Says:
May 13th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
@ ty- the british cat Ricky Gervais. ive been watching his standup for the last two days, that shit is addictive.
…. word thats one of the names people were saying I know there was at least one other person whose name people kept saying too, I just can’t remember, good looks Pockets….
@ Sean coonery - I said comedians I don’t already know about and that includes other lesser knows like demetri martin patrice o’neal and people like them
May 13th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
again no shots fired eskay I know we have been over this before I aint trying to tell you how to run your shit I’m just glad I’m not still working cause if I was at the office all day and he did this shit I’d of lost my damn mind, the classic days of politicing on nah right was the single best way for me to make it through my day, that shit isn’t the same anymore
^you make a lot of sense. I thought thats why Nah lite and ning was created for the stuff that wasnt as much of a priority.
May 13th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
ty you went to college? what college?
May 13th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Sean Coonery Says:
May 13th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
My bad…University of Bridgeport….Heard them Rican hoez from there be dying for some out of town dudes…
^^^prolly… I don’t fux wit Bridgeport too tough… mad hood rats and other such vagrants that I don’t have time for… I’ve never hung out at that campus, I hear there are mad Indians and Asians there these days tho… supposedly it’s rising in the ranks of academia, but I don’t know how accurate that is…
May 13th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Sean Coonery Says:
May 13th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
ty you went to college? what college?
….. I went to a small Junior College in Mass. called Dean college then I went to St.John’s for a semester but that was right when 9/11 happened so I peaced from there and just got my associates from my county college in criminal Justice Jersey i ….. thats when I decided I’d rather work and get paid and now that I got money saved and put away I’m going back to school next semister at Fairleigh Dickinson university in Jersey, and amazingly FDU is giving me credit for all 67 credits that I earned even with me switching majors …
May 13th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
ty you went to college? what college?
^I graduated from the school of hard knocks with honors fam
May 13th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
…. word thats one of the names people were saying I know there was at least one other person whose name people kept saying too, I just can’t remember, good looks Pockets….
***There was some other comedian y’all were talking about, like an Indian dude from Canada or some shit…I couldn’t think of dude’s name to save my life, by the time I got home….anyone? Because ninjas on here co-signed him to the nth degree….
May 13th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
^yo i frekain knew i wasnt the only one seeing those gay thug ads. i said it once before and someone called me crazy.
***Damn, I’m glad that the internet doesn’t think I’m a fag…I haven’t seen one of those ads yet, lol…
May 13th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Dean was the only school I could get into because I had like a 1.8 cum GPA in high school cause I was stupid and just refused to do any work but I got a 12,000 $ a semester scholarship from Dean cause i got a 1280 on my S.A.T.’s and most the people at Dean didn’t even take their S.A.T’s
May 13th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
there were 2 cats from bad boys of comedy that where on point. Ima check for names
May 13th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
***There was some other comedian y’all were talking about, like an Indian dude from Canada or some shit…I couldn’t think of dude’s name to save my life, by the time I got home….anyone? Because ninjas on here co-signed him to the nth degree….
…… whats good ike, yeah i think thats the same guy I’m trying to remember the name of I think it was a weird sounding name but I can’t remember it for shit, I wonder if nation was one of the people talking about him I’m just trying to step my comedian viewing game up ….
May 13th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
are there any lawyers up in this piece???
May 13th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
ty this is one of the niggas I was talking bout make sure watch this all the way through.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYx4Tbwr2Q4&feature=related
May 13th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
@ Ty- Russell Peters, I think his name was….
May 13th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
May 13th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
^yo i frekain knew i wasnt the only one seeing those gay thug ads. i said it once before and someone called me crazy.
***Damn, I’m glad that the internet doesn’t think I’m a fag…I haven’t seen one of those ads yet, lol…
….. lmao, word I haven’t seen one of them yet either …
May 13th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
cOLD Says:
^I graduated from the school of hard knocks with honors fam
——————–
… i too, attended that prestigious institution of higher learning …
May 13th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
@ ike - word good looks I think that was his name ( don’t know why I thought it was real weird sounding ) ok so now I got Ricky Gervais and Russell Peters to check out and this link from Cold that should be good for now, but if anyone knows any others let a ninja know
good looks Cold I’ll check that one out first
May 13th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
***@ Ty- I just looked it up, that’s the right name…btw, good looks on going back to school; it’s like the best investment you can make in yourself, these days…
May 13th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
cOLD Says:
^I graduated from the school of hard knocks with honors fam
——————–
… i too, attended that prestigious institution of higher learning …
May 13th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
ty that was the right dude but heres the clip I was actually talking about.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0E2IUCydpQ&NR=1
this one did it for me, dude is hillarity.
May 13th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
*watches Mike D’Antoni press conference for the 4th time*
May 13th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
sup landlord, how you ?
May 13th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
@ ike - word I had been trying to go back to school for awhile I would of been in school this semester if I didn’t get arrested but I wasn’t sure if I was gonna lose my license mid semester so i had to delay it, but I just got accepted to FDU which is 10 minutes from my house and has mad good internships so it should be a real good move and now instead of doing the same bullshit in the same office everyday I’m gonna hopefully get to do something where I can get paid to do something I would do for free
May 13th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
@ ike - word I had been trying to go back to school for awhile I would of been in school this semester if I didn’t get arrested but I wasn’t sure if I was gonna lose my license mid semester so i had to delay it, but I just got accepted to FDU which is 10 minutes from my house and has mad good internships so it should be a real good move and now instead of doing the same bullshit in the same office everyday I’m gonna hopefully get to do something where I can get paid to do something I would do for free
^to bad theres not a job where you can get paid to listen to music and bone random chicks. .. oh wait there is. I lost.
May 13th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
cOLD Says:
May 13th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
sup landlord, how you ?
————-
… doing well … feeling well … hope the same is true of you & yours …
May 13th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
… doing well … feeling well … hope the same is true of you & yours …
^yea man things are good on this side, no complaints hoime.
May 13th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
“Tell me how could somebody so sane, be so off
So normal, he’s not. It’s so strange, he’s so lost
And you’re lookin’ for someone to blame, there’s no fault
Now you’re feelin’ all this pain, there’s no source
Eyes open, I can’t blink right now, I can’t think right now
Bartender, I need a drink right now
Pen movin’ but there’s not enough ink right now
Not a ship you can’t sink right now”
Just keep floatin…..ahhhhhhhh
May 13th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
THATS THE BIGGEST CHOCH THAT IV SEEN THUS FAR
May 13th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
“tell me what you supposed to do when yourself ain’t reliable
You’re lookin’ in the mirror but yourself ain’t desirable
Need another nigga besides yourself on the side of you
Can’t listen to yourself, all he do is lie to you
Now tell me who’s supposed to have your best intrest
When shit ain’t lookin’ up, you start havin’ less intrest
Tryin’ to leave the hood but the slugs keep commin’
Keep chasin’ the buck but the buck keep runnin’
I don’t trust nobody, I don’t love nobody
I don’t fuck with nobody but me, I can’t lose
No moves’ll be funny and I never let myself down
How so? I don’t expect too much from me”
May 13th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
THATS THE ,THATS THE BIGGEST CHOCH THAT IV SEEN THUS FAR
May 13th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
yo d block who you quoting, is that you, if so not bad. Its a lot of contradictions in that last verse. Thats hennessy lyrics I know it when I see it.
May 13th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
SHE HAD A BIG PUSSY, REAL REAL BIG KID
May 13th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
yo d block who you quoting, is that you, if so not bad. Its a lot of contradictions in that last verse. Thats hennessy lyrics I know it when I see it.
^^^
Lol funny you said that cause i had 4 henne and coke’s at lunch but thats buddens….
May 13th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
^Im a big buddens fan….That ALL
May 13th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Big Shout out to my Homie who is graduating from San Diego St this week…… after both of us graduated from high school in ‘99 …..and no he aint getting his Masters ……. Big Shout out to the waste of time that is College…… I think I wasted my life going to college but I guess its necessary or else I wouldnt have this stupid ass job ……..
May 13th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
im outro like a last bar, catch me doing a buck in a fast car.
careening through traffic at high speeds, hold onto your vest or you might bleed.
a grass roots nigga I like weed, and get pussy from your girl while my wife bleeds.
May 13th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Landlord you should be happy about the D’Antoni signing… he does bring a winning pedegree
May 13th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
lol @ questlove aka guestlove (c) hypebeast’s dumb ass writers
if dude wasn’t a legend in the game this would be considered hateration but since he’s that dude this ish is mad funny
May 13th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Landlord you should be happy about the D’Antoni signing… he does bring a winning pedegree
^^^
IMA KNICK FAN, WE HAD A DOPE COACH IN BROWN
A DOPE COACH IN LENNY WILKINS…
I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT YA MAN D’ANTONI
BUT I KNOW THEY GON HAVE TO SHAKE THE PAVMENT AND SAVE THEIR PENNIES FOR LEBRON OR PAUL OR DWAYNE
May 13th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
A man’s wife is about to give birth to their son, when he is stabbed to death by somebody trying to rob him at a gas station. All he wanted was to be prepared when his wife was to give birth. Somebody stepped to him at the pump and demanded money. He tried to break free, but the man caught him and stabbed him over and over. His son was born hours later and they didn’t even tell the woman what happened to her husband until after the birth of the child. What’s even crazier is this happened on Mother’s Day 2008.
The killer has not been caught. RIP to Carlos Santay-Carillo. Claudia stay strong.
May 13th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
WE NOT WINNING UNLESS WE PICK UP ROSE IN THE DRAFT, AND THEN TRADE FOR ONE OF THEM 3 PLAYERS IN 2010
May 13th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
YOUNG RAZ BIITCH
*dies*
that interivew with the guy that hit Suge was hillarious
May 13th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
KanYe’s verse on Put On >>>>>>
May 13th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
wow are ya’ll gettin the dildo shop ads? smh
May 13th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Hatrick Swayze Says:
May 13th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Landlord you should be happy about the D’Antoni signing… he does bring a winning pedegree
—————-
… very happy … QRich & Marbury were even at the press conference co-signing for him … and he traded both of them TO the Knicks … that says alot … but they still need a point guard and an athletic post defender … Marbury always says all the right things in the summertime, only to revert to more retardation once the season starts … he is who he is … and unfortunately he’s gotten MANY a coach fired … D’Antoni is too smart a man too keep Steph … once Marbury is gone, the Knicks will improve … especially with help coming in the draft … you know David Stern gon’ do his thang, and hold the Knicks down with them pingpong balls …
May 13th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
May 13th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
YOUNG RAZ BIITCH
*dies*
that interivew with the guy that hit Suge was hillarious
^
i want to see how long he lives
there’s certain people that if you go after them, you better kill them, because they always get their revenge
something tells me suge isn’t going to let this ride, but who knows
props anyway to dude, someone was finally able to scratch off some of suge’s hood luster
p.s. fux is that true? damn that’s crazy
May 13th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Digital Scales Says:
May 13th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
WE NOT WINNING UNLESS WE PICK UP ROSE IN THE DRAFT
————–
… David Stern got that covered, B …
May 13th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
but they still need a point guard and an athletic post defender …
^^^^
co-sign
Crawford, Richardson, and Robinson are gonna be fun to watch(no homo) in D’Antoni’s system
May 13th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — A Tampa judge has sentenced former NFL running back Troy Hambrick to five years in prison for selling crack cocaine.
The former Dallas Cowboys and Arizona Cardinals player was sentenced Tuesday by U.S. District Judge Steven D. Merryday.
Hambrick pleaded guilty on Feb. 26 to one count of distributing 50 grams or more of crack cocaine.
Court documents show Hambrick sold the drugs in 2007 to a confidential informants near his home in Lacoochee, about 40 miles north of Tampa.
Hambrick’s NFL career spanned five seasons. His best year was 2003 when he rushed for 972 yards and five touchdowns for Dallas.
^^^^^^^^^ the FLorida/Georgia/Texas South Continues to Lose ……..WTF is going on
May 13th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Whats sort of sad the few times I have run into Suge he seems amicable and actually very receptive to people saying whats up and giving them a pound. But his past/rap sheet always will be with him, so people always want to test his steez. This story is so fucking muddled I dont know what to believe. But if you listen to that interview of the alegded knockee he sounds exactly like the hood dudes around my way. Spewing the Words Mark ass Buster and Ranker at any opportunity
May 13th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
All these dudes moving crack got it twisted….. i got people that I know that move THAT WHITE but the one The WHITES love …… and pills …. trust there is more money involved then moving crack
May 13th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
May 13th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
YOUNG RAZ BIITCH
*dies*
that interivew with the guy that hit Suge was hillarious
^
Hell yeah, was he doing coke tho? Sound like he was doing something cause he blanked out a couple times (no Eli)
I was laughing @ him calling the chick a bitch on air……lol……
May 13th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
im in the club right?
im in the club right?
im in the club right?
im in the club right?
*hits blunt really hard*
*nods off*
im in the club right?
im in the club right?
May 13th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
10 year old doing hoodrat stuff interview > the baber that knocked out Suge……
or maybe they’re equal……both funny as f**k
May 13th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
*blasts Im Throwed remix* *diddybops*
May 13th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
May 13th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
^yo i frekain knew i wasnt the only one seeing those gay thug ads. i said it once before and someone called me crazy.
***Damn, I’m glad that the internet doesn’t think I’m a fag…I haven’t seen one of those ads yet, lol
^^
cosiz…havent got them either. must b dudes secretly visiting those sites thats pushing them sh*ts up their ad list..lmao
May 13th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
*spills yac on $200.00 suit*
ohhhhhhhhhhhh shit, Furiou$tylez, what it is!
May 13th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
I was laughing @ him calling the chick a bitch on air……lol……
^^^^
lol word, he called her bitch a couple of times and she didn’t even hesitate
May 13th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Es…I dont get the joke. Is ?uest dissing the random teh-ghey blog posts Kanye makes?
May 13th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
moresickaMC Says:
May 13th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
May 13th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
^yo i frekain knew i wasnt the only one seeing those gay thug ads. i said it once before and someone called me crazy.
***Damn, I’m glad that the internet doesn’t think I’m a fag…I haven’t seen one of those ads yet, lol
^^
cosiz…havent got them either. must b dudes secretly visiting those sites thats pushing them sh*ts up their ad list..lmao
^
LOL true….I don’t see a damn thing about Gay thug……
May 13th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
those gay adds must’ve been up cuz everybody going mad hard no pausing and eskay has been getting up in Nah’s ass all day today. I left my cpu for a few hours came back and there was 7 new posts up, there is only so much Nah can take in, in that amount of time. Nah needs a breather but Eskay aint having it……he goes all out no less no doubt
May 13th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
www.imeem.com/mike100s/video/GzXCQ9vd/boardroom_boardroom_aint_a_problum_music_video/
these are my dudes right here…
this is the chicago shit i do fucks with…
May 13th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
“I hope history will record that the Gulf Crisis was the crucible of the NEW WORLD ORDER” see Bush senior.
May 13th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
CS88_RICH_UNCLE_PENNYBAGS Says:
May 13th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
*spills yac on $200.00 suit*
ohhhhhhhhhhhh shit, Furiou$tylez, what it is!
crazy ass 88?
whats good my dude?
im like the government checks…
you only see me once a month…