Papoose Tries to Break Remy Out, Wedding Off
Fucking wow. That’s all I can say about this. When I saw the headline in my RSS reader, my immediate thought was that the Daily News has to be kidding.
Remy Ma’s jailhouse nuptials were abuptly called off Monday when her rapper groom Papoose showed up with a most curious wedding present: a handcuff key.
"A wedding was scheduled today and a visitor to that wedding service was found to be in possession of jail contraband so the wedding was canceled," a corrections official told the Daily News.
"The key that was found today easily opened handcuffs that we and other law enforcement officials use," the official said.
The Brooklyn-born Papoose - real name Shamele Mackie - won’t be able to see his fiance now until November.
Again: wow. You have to admit though, these two are really setting a new bar for hood fuckery.
UPDATE: Miss Info has the other side of the story.
May 12th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
When keepin’ it Bonne & Clyde goes wrong…
May 12th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
and? shit happens err day eskay damn
May 12th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
stop waisting money on drain pipe jeans and get a new server u idiot..
May 12th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
hahahahahaha
May 12th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
with this key, i thee let loose
May 12th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Gotta be sloppy to get caught with a tiny key. I know security is tight and everything but sheesh.
May 12th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
… Shammond Williams > Shamele Mackie …
… word to Greenville S.C. …
May 12th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
unbelievable
May 12th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
soooo… Pap’ was about to try to break her out of prison only to create a celebrity fugitive (no OJ)? Then when she got caught, BOTH of them going to prison for at least 10 or so…
Maybe it’s his way of showing affection, maybe he was trying to go to prison just like her to show his unwavering
stupidityaffection.May 12th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Im having a hard time believing that pap went to rikers really consciously thinking he was gonna break remy out….SMH!
May 12th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
http://2dopeboyz.com/2008/05/12/eli-porter-the-elicist-mixtape/
May 12th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
this just in…
a file was also found in the wedding cake…
May 12th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
^
Womp Womp
May 12th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
MC Poose never ceases to disappoint me.
May 12th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
*reads Bmuse comment*
*hears siren*
*Sandman enters the scene*
May 12th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
smh…
May 12th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Papoose lost
May 12th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
SMH @ Pap tryin’ to pull a Mike Scoffield
May 12th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
lol
May 12th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
i’m starting to believe this whole thing is a fucking farce. There’s absolutely no logic with either of these two. This bitch hasn’t even been sentenced yet and she clowning. It’s rare that anyone would do something like this BEFORE getting sentenced. As for Papoose, he stay losin.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
# Crossbow Says:
May 12th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
SMH @ Pap tryin’ to pull a Mike Scoffield
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
*dying on the floor*
May 12th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
*watching Celts game*
*clicks on Nah*
*reads headline*
*laughs out loud uncontrollaby*
*sips Bud Light*
May 12th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
damn i wonder if prodigy was in attendance
May 12th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
THATS SOME BROOKLYN SHIT…
YO ESKAY, WHO WROTE THAT CHALLANGE TO SHEEK?
May 12th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Still LOL’ng
May 12th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
wow….tryna break sme 1 out of jail is serious…Papoose continues to body himself
May 12th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
WTF? How can a grown man who is as ‘intelligent’ as Pap think this could even be logical? I mean, at the very least, career suicide.
SMH @ Pap, could turn out to be the ‘08 Mysonne (first time round), i.e. people were waiting for him to drop some hot music, then he does something dumb and goes away for x amount of years
The very thought of eight years from now Papoose joining a 2016 Brooklyn version of Bang Bang Boogie cos he ain’t got nothing else to do is truly disappointing. Oh dear. LOL.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Uncle Murda wins by default
May 12th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
… shouldnt Magic Johnson be dead by now ? …
May 12th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
LOL @ Shemale
May 12th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Hilarious… hahahahahahha
May 12th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Word on GP I want whatever Magic is on. If it can help an HIV patient I imagine it must do wonders for a regular dude like myself. Might have me jumping over moving cars and shit or having mad energy to do shit I used to , like play pick up basketball ………
May 12th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
pHallThEwAy Says:
May 12th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
with this key, i thee let loose
lmao…
are u fuckin serious?
so he was gonna loosen her handcuffs, and then magically run past all the guards?
did kay slay approve this shit?
May 12th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
what up folk
May 12th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Haha!! That’s some of the dumbest shit I’ve EVAR heard.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
where the fuck was she gonna go after getting her cuffs unlocked….they are some real idiots…
i say keep them apart.
last time these two fucked soulja girl was born.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
did he get charged with anything?
May 12th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
I am definitely calling publicity stunt on this one ? so your telling me he went to try and break her out but didn’t get charged with anything ?
May 12th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
okaaaaaaaaay…so wat was the plan once the cuffs were off? imma need a statement from one of them sayn this aint tru cuz this is sum bullshit
May 12th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
omg.. this nigga is bananas!
May 13th, 2008 at 1:01 am
pussy killz(c) ghetto othello
May 13th, 2008 at 1:22 am
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May 13th, 2008 at 2:52 am
law library part 12 talks about breaking your girlfriend out of jail with a handucff key. PAP spits that knowledge…
“if your broad in jail then homie just cop you a jail key,
a statute in the law book says then she can get out of jail free,
and no im not speaking bout the game of monopoly,
im tryin to let y’all know how to do this shit proplly.”
then he wears some gino green some more despite the shit being extra out.
May 13th, 2008 at 3:03 am
This is easily the funniest story of the year…
May 13th, 2008 at 3:09 am
nah right
May 13th, 2008 at 3:23 am
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May 13th, 2008 at 4:20 am
oh snap! LMAO
May 13th, 2008 at 6:27 am
This just made my morning…so, after he got the cuffs off, what the fuck was he planning on doing about getting her out?
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May 13th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
papoose got caught on purpose. he really doesnt want to marry remy ma……
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