Video: Byrd Gang - Splash/Byrd Gang Money
Uh oh, you might wanna rock some goggles or something while you watch this, the swagger is just spilling off the screen.
Uh oh, you might wanna rock some goggles or something while you watch this, the swagger is just spilling off the screen.
May 9th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
*does hoodrat things*
May 9th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
wavy > splash
by far. there is no comparison
May 9th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
*puts on scarf over head* *hides thread sticking out on Coogi sweater*
May 9th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
*smokes with cigarettes*
May 9th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
jim jones + splash = ew
May 9th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
yanks it, … yanks the thing.
he smokes with cigarettes
can my mother help?
May 9th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
IT’S FUN TO DO BAD THINGS.
May 9th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
you look like the guy who raped me
May 9th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
*stands with bucket*
*attempts to catch swag spilling off screen*
May 9th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
yo can some explain the whole one eye willy thing?
May 9th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
coooooooooooooooooold
May 9th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
i can watch the latarian clip, the i like turtles clip, and the eli porter clip on repeat
i cannot watch the soulja girl clip on repeat, shit is just too uncomfortable
that tape is a seething critique on southern hoodrat hos and it’s so on point it’s not funny, it’s actually tragic, that bitch exists all over the south and it’s a fucking embarassment to colored people all of the world
n*ggas in zaire and the congo are embarassed of that dumb bitch, world life
i mean don’t get me wrong it’s kind of funny how she gets pwnt in the end but the way she goes off on a old Black woman who probably was buddies with rosa parks and marched with MLK and shit — that’s disgustin
like someone needed to throw her off the moving train and then youtube THAT
May 9th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
I can’t stop rewinding the first 2 seconds of the kid’s video… the little pudgy strut, so gleefully proud of all the attention he’s getting, resembles that of Rick Ross in that tiger video and I can’t help but forsee his future
yes, but i wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friend
May 9th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
cOLD Says:
May 9th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
yo can some explain the whole one eye willy thing?
^
I second that
May 9th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
^co-sign latvia. that bitch was fucking odd.
May 9th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
that tape is a seething critique on southern hoodrat hos and it’s so on point it’s not funny, it’s actually tragic, that bitch exists all over the south
^ that shit happens in the nort, south, east and west, dont get it twisted and act like there arent ignorant botches going off on the NY subways or on the ART out in the Bay, or the crochet circles in detroit
May 9th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
“i pop a mu’fucka in his lawn chair, leave em snorin’ ‘er”
-free
May 9th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
the little pudgy strut, so gleefully proud of all the attention he’s getting
^
lol agreed
in general, whoever edited the new story is a genius
there are so many subversively hilarious moments packed into it, it’s amazing
May 9th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
>> you look like the guy who raped me
yo Fux that just really fucked me up… I’ve been spinning in my chair for 15 minutes laughing my eyes out
May 9th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Nah Greens that Ho does exist everywhere she is just much more prevalent in the south …… Sort of like Lions, you can see them at the zoo and stuff but if you go to the African Savanah you will see alot more of them and Wilder
May 9th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
green eyes Says:
May 9th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
that tape is a seething critique on southern hoodrat hos and it’s so on point it’s not funny, it’s actually tragic, that bitch exists all over the south
^ that shit happens in the nort, south, east and west, dont get it twisted and act like there arent ignorant botches going off on the NY subways or on the ART out in the Bay, or the crochet circles in detroit
^^
true but how many of them say “YARGH n*gga YARGH…YARGH YARGH YARGH YARGH YARGH YARGH!” and then pretend to have young jeezy on the phone
ONLY IN THE SOUTH.
May 9th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
>> there are so many subversively hilarious moments packed into it, it’s amazing
the last part… the camera man is a couple meters away, but they got the microphones they use to indict politicians to hear him say: can my mom help her?
May 9th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Nation I am dying right now just repeating that line
May 9th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
>>old Black woman who probably was buddies with rosa parks
yeah that’s what really disgusted me about it. she’s too old and has probably been through too much for some psycho ignorant member of her own race to call her a nigga
May 9th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
nah fux– NY has two very prevalent crazy hos: Foxy & Remy. the south is many things, and i can laugh and joke with yall on it all, but your dead ass wrong saying the majority of the crazies are in the south, based on the press a few get.
thats like saying only black kids are crazy badasses becuase latarian milton and souljah ho got more press than some fucked up cracker kid.
May 9th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Young Flossy Floss, Young Flashy Flash
Juelz is a fuckin genius
May 9th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
>> Nation I am dying right now just repeating that line
I got that, under my breath laugh… like the half cough jawn popping off. once every few minutes I have to throw in a real laugh to throw people off
May 9th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
great music!
May 9th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
>>got more press than some fucked up cracker kid.
at least crazy black kids do cool hoodrat things like smoke with cigarettes instead of, oh i dunno, shoot 30 of their classmates
May 9th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
thats like saying only black kids are crazy badasses
^
that’s what i’m saying though
*does hoodrat things*
May 9th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
SMH @ nahggers pin pointing crazy people.
Pure ignorance
May 9th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Those bitches exist all over the country. I seen em on every coast. Ignorance ain’t limited to the south, sadly. I’ve seen a bunch of crazy ass ignorant chicago broads too doing stupid shit. Not on the same souljah boy level of stupidity shit but damn well near the same level of ignorance. Shit plagues everywhere. smh
May 9th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Im Just saying I have run into crazy bitches but somethin’ about the SOUTH man I just cant pinpoint it …..Remy is crazy for sure but Word Life she isnt probably ass Crazy as Jacki O, Dumber yes but crazier no
May 9th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
# Joe 88 Says:
May 9th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
SMH @ nahggers pin pointing crazy people.
Pure ignorance
>>cosizzle.
It’s funny right, but then it really isn’t. Is torn. (II)
Abstains.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
one eyed willy is a goonies reference… pause where applicable
May 9th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
smh, what the fuck is wrong with the server?
I click submit on a comment, get some lunch, come back like 20 minutes later and the bullshit still loading.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
if you really want to see the craziest fucking people on earth, make an older jewish woman at fairway supermarket on the upper west side think you’re cutting line in front of her. souljah girl ain’t got shit on that.
word to the lady repeatedly screaming that i was a criminal last sunday when i was trying to buy olive oil
May 9th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
its fun, its fun to do bad things…..
May 9th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
its been scientifically proven that dumb bitches in New York are smarter than dumb bitches in the south due to the southern peoples infatuation with pork and pork products.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
>> I click submit on a comment, get some lunch, come back like 20 minutes later and the bullshit still loading.
smh @ leaving your shit on when you’re not around
May 9th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
>> its been scientifically proven that dumb bitches in New York are smarter than dumb bitches in the south due to the southern peoples infatuation with pork and pork products.
(c) industry bitches
May 9th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
PHOENIXXX Says:
May 9th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
its been scientifically proven that dumb bitches in New York are smarter than dumb bitches in the south due to the southern peoples infatuation with pork and pork products.
^
yeah but in NY bitches be raised on flaming hot cheetos and quarter water — i mean it’s better than pork but still not fully conducive to optimal brain development
May 9th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
This is a load of wank.
Jones raps like he’s stretching (none), and Juelz should know better (c) Hov.
And ‘Splash’? Is Jim trying to get Kellz for the remix? lol
May 9th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
# nation Says:
May 9th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
>> I click submit on a comment, get some lunch, come back like 20 minutes later and the bullshit still loading.
smh @ leaving your shit on when you’re not around
^my comps been on for the past 3 weeks atleast without being turned off.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
one eyed willy is a goonies reference… pause where applicable
^One-Eyed Willy is named after the dead pirate who guards the lost treasure in the movies Goonies.
It is also a play on the popular euphemism for penis
^good usage of the pause BK
May 9th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
yeah but in NY bitches be raised on flaming hot cheetos and quarter water
^^
and dirty franks from the street vendors.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=409870
^^*smh* at the South
May 9th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
goldenfiddle.tumblr.com/post/34039793
^^ Little Japanese girl getting in on the Guitar
May 9th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
LOL the fuckin south… makes the remainder of this country look so ass backwards.. no wonder the US is shitted on internationally.. well that and foreign policy..
May 9th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
LF: smh @ my ghetto ass coworkers. we went to lunch at a moderately nice italian restaurant (no, not olive garden) and these simple mother fuckers asked the waitress if they had kool-aid.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
www.dj-emi.blogspot.com
May 9th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I’ve never in my life… seen anyone ask for kool-aid at a restaurant. are you based in the south catch?
May 9th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
*Currently looking @ the Latarian Milton footage*
First the eli porter clip, then the souljah girl clip, now this, I really don’t see the humor in these clips, (well I lol a lil to the souljah girl clip, but i’d never keep the joke going, I only watched it once, & prolly never watch it again) I never really hung around mofo’s that thought these type of events was funny, so I can’t relate. The Latarian clip was offically the last straw, I was wondering why everyone was saying “do hoodrat things” but in the end that’s not funny at all, when ya’ll 50+ ya’ll gonna be worried about a Latarian Milton robbing ya’ll, it’s obvious that some of the people that he’s been around taught him that doing things like that is cool, smh. When has it been cool to laugh at a child brought up in ignorance? He don’t know no better (old south slang) but hey, the kids are our future, smfh. I know it’s nothing we can do personally to effect these kids judgement, but laughing at them aint helping the matter either. We’re suppose to be the adults in these situations, but we’re acting like we are there age, wow. Long as it doesn’t effect ya’ll, or people you love it don’t matter, right?
Maybe i’m on a spaceship. Lord help us
May 9th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
What up ???
*daps all*
May 9th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
>>asked the waitress if they had kool-aid.
(c) my aunt stuffin rolls in her purse
May 9th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
>>good usage of the pause BK
agreed. extra point for preemptive pausage.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
@ BK
in texas, but from NY. these dumbasses were from georgia and south carolina. i tought it fitting to bring that up since we were talking about ignorant southerners.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
BKScribe Says:
May 9th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
LOL the fuckin south… makes the remainder of this country look so ass backwards.. no wonder the US is shitted on internationally.. well that and foreign policy..
^
*co-sigs*
a recent news report indicated that in south korea kids pull multiple all-nighters in a row to perfect their SAT scores and secure placement at our top universities
meanwhile soulja girls all over the south will never even take the SAT but will for sure have 8 kids by 9 different dudes (8 real dads and one dude who will be vinidcated on the maury show) and live off the system forever
funny thing is our government honestly thinks that if we just keep spending on defense, we’ll be able to premanently defend our supremacy
yeah, um…no
it’s not about fighter jets retards, it’s about advancement and our literacy levels in the country are embarassing
RIP america being #1, hello china and india
shit’s sad, we could’ve kept our spot but it’s 2008 and we stay losing
*makes plans to move to canada* (c) stuffwhitepeoplelike
May 9th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
(c) my aunt stuffin rolls in her purse
^^
everybody got a relative that makes sure to bring her extra big purse when they are going out to eat.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
lol
splash=the bootleg wave
May 9th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
this splash party is boderline homo
May 9th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I don’t care what nobody says I think Noe got skills lyrically and flow wise. The first time I heard that dude was on a freestyle on the dead presidents beat (the irony). shit was like in 06 or something. He killed the shit though. Maybe the reason i like dudes flow is cause he sounds so much like a younger Jay.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
RIP america being #1, hello china and india
shit’s sad, we could’ve kept our spot but it’s 2008 and we stay losing
*makes plans to move to canada* (c) stuffwhitepeoplelike
^^
*straight face*
i’ve been considering my options as far as which foreign country i want to retire in. by then the US will have spiraled so far out of control that it will be a third world country.
if you’ve ever seen the movie “idiocracy”, it will look somewhat like that.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
LOL @ Eskay. Someone’s got his Humor Hat on.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Maybe i’m on a spaceship. Lord help us
^nah Joe, you good, but as I found out yesterday “people laugh to stop from thinking about all the fucked up shit in the world”. It doesnt mean they dont care. I thought DPS joke about Jews being tossed in the chamber was in bad taste, then was called sensitive because of it. You cant win, just do your part homie.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Joe88- sometimes laughing is the only thing you CAN do.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
LOL @ Eskay. Someone’s got his Humor Hat on.
^and you got your humongous hat on.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
ayoooooooooooooooo
May 9th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
word to my mova this ninja jewelz invents new levels of wackness I think him an Weezy’s competing on who can reach the highest level of wacktivity….smh at talent wasted….
May 9th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
May 9th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Maxy Pad whoo??? Max Bitch whoo??? Young splashy splash biiiootchh
May 9th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
THESE NIGGAS.
OFFICALLLY. IM DONE.
HOW YOU GONE HAVE…A NIGGA SOUNDING 125% LIKE MR.SEAN CARTER IN YOUR SPLASH VIDEO?
KILL YOURSELF. THEN RESSURECT..AND THINK ABOUT YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS.
May 10th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Ummm….i’m blind. Was that Jay-Z on the second verse…..
May 10th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
SHIT SOUNDED LIKE ONE OF OLD BOYS DEMO TAPE FRUM 1999 GET EM JAY