Wale – The Perfect Plan

Wale

Another joint off his mixtape about nothing (I’m guessing from the opening sample).

Wale – The Perfect Plan

Props to Mr. X

Previously: Wale ft. Bun B & Pusha T – Back in The Go-Go | Wale in L.A.


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336 Responses to “Wale – The Perfect Plan”

  1. nation Says:

    @ I Fux

    http://www.complex.com/GIRLS/Hot-Complex/SARAH-SHAHI

  2. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    WALE!!!

  3. Ghost Writer Says:

    LOL @ the name Mark Mouse

  4. catch22 Says:

    …and all you gotta do is ask lindsey lohan

  5. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    WTF is that Lindsay Lohan? Dude’s a long way away from Downtown Locker Room….

  6. green eyes Says:

    mark mouse sounds like mickey and danger’s accountant cousin who never got laid

  7. Ghost Writer Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    WTF is that Lindsay Lohan? Dude’s a long way away from Downtown Locker Room….

    ^
    Apprently on some new drug

  8. nation Says:

    http://www.complex.com/assets/galleries/3367/sarah_shahi_2.jpg

  9. KLO Says:

    Ghost Writer Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    WTF is that Lindsay Lohan? Dude’s a long way away from Downtown Locker Room….

    ^
    Apprently on some new drug

    ^^^^ word! I was just thinking the same thing! LOL..

  10. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    DON’T FUCK WITH SHAQUAN JOHNSON!

    That nigga 27 years old…same age as !Tech?

    …too damn old to be shootin niggas up

  11. OnPoint Says:

    Wale = North East Lil Wayne – syrup

    Nah but dude is decent, doing his own thing. Not too much and not too little in all the areas of rapper proficiency (nah)

  12. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    Then again, there’s really no age to shoot niggas up. What I’m sayin is I guess he old enough to know better BUT…

    …I don’t know the situation, or what that man was goin through at the time

    …respect the shooter…

  13. landLORD Says:

    … ol Don Cheadle lookin ass nigga …

  14. G7 Says:

    Wale looks like a darker skinned Proof in that pic.

    *greets all*

  15. green eyes Says:

    hi g7

  16. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    this Wale jawn is nice…I like the way he kept some DC/go-go influence in the backing instrumentals…

  17. catch22 Says:

    *blogs about nothing*

  18. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Good afternoon Nahnahnaher!!!!

    Joke of the Day:

    I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling….

    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

    When she asked how her Grandfather had died, her Grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”

    Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

    Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”

    She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,” “He’d still be alive today if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”

  19. Big Homie Says:

    WTF is that Lindsay Lohan? Dude’s a long way away from Downtown Locker Room….

    ^ LOL as well as Shoe City

  20. green eyes Says:

    lol @ party.. grampa started pumping

  21. Two-Times Says:

    what’s poppin

  22. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    this Wale jawn is nice…I like the way he kept some DC/go-go influence in the backing instrumentals…
    ^^

    word. You know how some Metro area people try to find a reason to hate. At first, they started getting on his ass for living in Montgomery County for a minute (like no one moves in and out of the counties smh), then they said that he was ruining go-go, then it’s “He doesn’t look like he from DC” … SMH

    *daps all in attendance this afternoon*

  23. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    whaddup, 2x

  24. G7 Says:

    whudup two-times?

  25. catch22 Says:

    nation Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    http://www.complex.com/assets/galleries/3367/sarah_shahi_2.jpg

    ^^
    george bush marc ecko doesn’t care about black people.

    not that the chicks on complex aren’t fire, but there is a lack of melanin-enhanced women on his website/magazine.

  26. Dante Says:

    This song has been called “Conclusion” on other sites.

  27. nation Says:

    >>but there is a lack of melanin-enhanced women on his website/magazine.

    1. http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/02/marc50.jpg

    2. most of the white girls they do post, are >>>> than any black girl they could photograph

  28. crazy88since88 Says:

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  29. Two-Times Says:

    chillin icon, g7 dps, greenie…

  30. Two-Times Says:

    im a problem child…

  31. crazy88since88 Says:

    nation Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    >>but there is a lack of melanin-enhanced women on his website/magazine.

    1. http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/02/marc50.jpg

    2. most of the white girls they do post, are >>>> than any black girl they could photograph

    ^^^
    YUP. JERSEY JEWZ STAND UP!

  32. Willy Swagger Says:

    WHats good y’all

  33. G7 Says:

    or just a child with a problem. lol. j/ks

  34. Jud Buechler Says:

    AYO….them hoes was somolian

  35. Two-Times Says:

    i told yall a long time ago eskay is shook to see them G-Unit wolves…
    thats why he stay in doors…

  36. Willy Swagger Says:

    ifux.blogspot.com/2007/05/ode-to-sarah-shahi.html

    ^^ Niggas be swagga jacking *goes to copyright S,T&C*

    http://www.zshare.net/image/10993248532880f8/

  37. Jud Buechler Says:

    two times,

    Do you consider yourself a gee unit wolf?

  38. Willy Swagger Says:

    http://www.zshare.net/image/10993248532880f8/

    ^^ dont swagga jack

    ifux.blogspot.com/2007/05/ode-to-sarah-shahi.html

  39. Willy Swagger Says:

    http://www.zshare.net/image/10993248532880f8/

    ifux.blogspot.com/2007/05/ode-to-sarah-shahi.html

  40. green eyes Says:

    # Two-Times Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    i told yall a long time ago eskay is shook to see them G-Unit wolves…
    thats why he stay in doors…

    ^ gunit got wolves now? is this like 50′s effort to save the environment? the 50 Cent Alaskan Wilderness Camp for endangered Wolves?

  41. Willy Swagger Says:

    zshare.net/image/10993248532880f8/

    ^^ copyrights

    ifux.blogspot.com/2007/05/ode-to-sarah-shahi.html

  42. Willy Swagger Says:

    http://www.zshare.net/image/10993248532880f8/

  43. catch22 Says:

    50′s got wolves like tony montana got tigers.

  44. Two-Times Says:

    boosie…nah i ain’t..gunit already got enough wolves..
    what’s poppin at LSU… them hoes out or what?…when you graduatin

  45. Des Says:

    This leaked a earlier this month under the name “The Conclusion” (Maybe the last track on the mixtape?). By the way, “The Mixtape About Nothing” still dropping at the end of April, right?

  46. eskay Says:

    yeah aight.

  47. Willy Swagger Says:

    Yo Eskay tell Complex to holler man

  48. Willy Swagger Says:

    a lady tiger I tell you that(c) Scarface

  49. catch22 Says:

    at LSU… them hoes out or what?…

    ^^
    *mr. burns voice*

    “release the hoes!”

  50. Two-Times Says:

    that nigga eskay sit here and talk all that shit on his blog about G-unit and 50 and yayo, but then when he see’s them, he ain’t sayin shit…
    he knows what time it is. he comes with the “im a grown man, im got a family”..well so does the whole world genius… if you such a grown man then why you poppin shots at gunit for the last 2 years.. grown man shouldn’t hate, it’s bad for they health…

  51. Willy Swagger Says:

    I Fux Says:

    May 14th, 2007 at 1:33 am
    z.about.com/d/lesbianlife/1/7/G/8/Sarah2.jpg

  52. Two-Times Says:

    ifux..catch22..whaddup

  53. Willy Swagger Says:

    whats good 2x

  54. Jud Buechler Says:

    What the hell?

    I clicked on that interview with the real link and its some computer nerds interviewing those cats that makes those video skits.

    Bloggers interviewing other bloggers?…Is this what it has come to?

  55. G7 Says:

    Two-Times Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 1:57 pm
    that nigga eskay…

    ^Two, I thought you were white?

  56. Willy Swagger Says:

    zshare.net/image/10993248532880f8/

  57. Two-Times Says:

    but i don’t wanna instiagate no blog beef between sites…
    shit could get ugly. a keyboard might go flyin… and we don’t need that..

    i see foxy fired her lawyer lol… and landlord is rite Treach is a hiphop legend

  58. green eyes Says:

    what up two times.

  59. nation Says:

    Two, I thought you were white?

    ^ … he is !! …

  60. Willy Swagger Says:

    Treach is also a p0rn legend [||]

  61. Two-Times Says:

    Two, I thought you were white?

    ^^^
    nah.

  62. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    How does a grown man “go missing” after one day?

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20194640,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

  63. Willy Swagger Says:

    http://www.zshare.net/audio/10752070ed49498b/

  64. PHENOMENON Says:

    SEINFELD.

    THE G.O.A.T. OF ALL SITCOMS.

  65. Willy Swagger Says:

    why are my zshare links disappearing?

  66. Two-Times Says:

    greenie whats good girl…how’s business

  67. pHallThEwAy Says:

    # nation Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    >>but there is a lack of melanin-enhanced women on his website/magazine.

    1. http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/02/marc50.jpg

    2. most of the white girls they do post, are >>>> than any black girl they could photograph
    ^^
    slow down cowboy (n/h)…. that last sentence reeks of racial stereotypes, racism and prejudice (especially because i know you a white boy) … i know u cool with most on here but u might want to watch what how you say stuff …

  68. Willy Swagger Says:

    Ricky Romance, Brown’s close friend and manager

    ^^[||]

  69. Jud Buechler Says:

    Yeah the hoes is out…..It was some bad African pieces chilling, with long hair and white teeth….Model types….Made me think of that nas line….”pollying, he thought them hoes was somolian”

  70. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    PHENOMENON Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    SEINFELD.

    THE G.O.A.T. OF ALL SITCOMS.

    ***”Curb Your Enthusiasm”>Seinfeld

  71. Willy Swagger Says:

    white bitches are wack! give me a minority bitch quickly

  72. green eyes Says:

    # Willy Swagger Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    Treach is also a p0rn legend [||]

    ^ iuno if id say legend.. but w/e

  73. Willy Swagger Says:

    lauren london and Rhianna > any white bitch in the history of western civilization

    I will stand with that comment

  74. Jud Buechler Says:

    White bitches do put forth the best effort though, but they still remain top notch in head giving.

  75. Two-Times Says:

    i didn’t even read that nation comment (i usually ignore him lol), but now that phalltheway pointed it out he does make a good point…
    nation on that undercover shit… i can smell it..

  76. nation Says:

    >> why are my zshare links disappearing?

    I fix

  77. green eyes Says:

    whatever happened to pmass?

  78. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    It was some bad African pieces chilling, with long hair and white teeth

    ***LOL @ that description…damn, at least the “white teeth” part should be assumed…

  79. Two-Times Says:

    Jud Buechler Says:

    Yeah the hoes is out…..It was some bad African pieces chilling, with long hair and white teeth

    ^^^
    word..don’t tell that to 456, he might get mad you mackin on them..

  80. Da PartyStarter Says:

    What the Bludclot!!!!
    E’rbody’s runnin’ around here all willy-nilly!!! There are too many shenanigans, too much high jinx and tomfoolery going on here!!
    Too much grab ass and rabble rousing!!!!

    Anywho…
    Wassup 2x, Greenie, WS, Ike, Boosie, Nate, G7, 88WOO!, GW, Phen and the like?

  81. Two-Times Says:

    lauren london and Rhianna > any white bitch in the history of western civilization

    ^^^^^^
    cosign but swap Rhianna with Megan Goode and then i’m good..

  82. Da PartyStarter Says:

    # green eyes Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    # Willy Swagger Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    Treach is also a p0rn legend [||]

    ^ iuno if id say legend.. but w/e

    ^^
    Who WOULD you consider a legend?
    Me, myself, personally, I like Vannessa Del Rio…LOL

  83. embark Says:

    *stands with Willy Swagger’s comment*

    and I dont even like Rihanna like thaat..

    Peace Nah

    *goes back to lurking*

  84. nation Says:

    >> that last sentence reeks of racial stereotypes, racism and prejudice (especially because i know you a white boy) … i know u cool with most on here but u might want to watch what how you say stuff …

    no fagboy, I wasn’t referring to the nature of white girls vs. black girls. I was regerring to Complex and who they can get. they can photograph Mila Kunis that other girl because they’re in a movie together, they can photograph Sarah Shani because she’s not popping, they can have Roselyn Sanchez because she’s 35 and a nobody… they can’t get Melanin B or Janet Jackson… which would be of the same caliber/age range or whatever you wanna call it. they didn’t get Gabrielle Union or Jill Scott to pose naked because they’re still focused on being The Original Buyer’s Guide for Men

    wake the fuck up, race hasn’t been an issue since breast implants. and Two-Times… my timbs got scuffed when I trampolined that kid in the video… where’s your shine box?

  85. nation Says:

    although they can get Lauren London… for an interview

    http://www.complex.com/STYLE/Products-of-my-Environment/Lauren-London

  86. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Rhianna’s aiight, but she could use some liposuction on her forehead. He shit looks like a question mark….

  87. Two-Times Says:

    dps…what’s really good

  88. PHENOMENON Says:

    I’M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THAT SHOW BUT IT MUST BE GOOD TO COMPARE IT TO A CLASSIC.

  89. PHOENIXXX Says:

    smh @ any black person that watches seinfeld

  90. Jud Buechler Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    It was some bad African pieces chilling, with long hair and white teeth

    ***LOL @ that description…damn, at least the “white teeth” part should be assumed…

    _________________________________________________________

    true but they was extra white…..

  91. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Stacey Dash, still>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  92. D_Block_4_life Says:

    Sanaa Lathan >>>

  93. Two-Times Says:

    cosign icon

    and

    Joy bryant >>>>>>

  94. PHOENIXXX Says:

    nation Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    wake the fuck up, race hasn’t been an issue since breast implants.

    ^^^^

    you can’t be serious

  95. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    PHOENIXXX Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    smh @ any black person that watches seinfeld

    ***Why? That shit is hilarity…plus, there’s times when a ninja wants to watch something outside of the 3 black shows they got on, and reruns of Good Times…nothing wrong with variety…

  96. Da PartyStarter Says:

    # Two-Times Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    dps…what’s really good

    ^^^^^

    What id do, 2x?
    It’ s a lovely day here in Philly, I’m at work on a college campus and I just had chicken marsalis(?) for lunch. Life is good….

  97. Two-Times Says:

    dps…

    word..i didn’t know u was from the murder cappy… you gotta tell these boys that GDK is the king of Philly… and you fuck wit Mike Knox, Tone Trump and them??

  98. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    chicken marsalis

    ***an Indian dish created by Branford and Winton’s (sp?) brother?

  99. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Anezette Chase>>>>>>>>

  100. Two-Times Says:

    SHADYVILLE DJ MIXTAPE – Dre Boogs & DJ Woogie Present: “The Aftermath”
    http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ER4UUG91

    yall need to get this mixtape… for freal… and shout out Dj woogie!!

  101. green eyes Says:

    i cook a mean chicken marsala

    iuno party.. im just .. treach is a hip hop legend and a cat who made some porn.. big distinction

  102. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Anezette Chase>>>>>>>>

    ***Anezette? The teacher’s pet? You sure she’s gonna come on this set? (c) Nice N’ Smooth, “Hip Hop Junkies”

  103. PHOENIXXX Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    PHOENIXXX Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    smh @ any black person that watches seinfeld

    ***Why? That shit is hilarity…plus, there’s times when a ninja wants to watch something outside of the 3 black shows they got on, and reruns of Good Times…nothing wrong with variety…

    ^^^^

    I personally just never found that show funny

    Everybody Loves Raymond>>>>>>>

    and yeah thats mad true lol. there aint NO black shows worth watching these days. how much money Will Smith STILL getting off Fresh Prince royalties? lmao

  104. Jamz Says:

    *Hesitates to type comment because the post could be changing in seconds*

    Whut up Iconic, 2x, Nation, Party, Greena and anybody else up in the cut…

  105. Two-Times Says:

    yall need to get over to http://www.thisis50.com there is mad dimes all over there..

  106. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I personally just never found that show funny

    Everybody Loves Raymond>>>>>>>

    ***King of Queens is my shit, too

  107. Two-Times Says:

    Jamz…what’s good playa….

  108. crazy88since88 Says:

    *daps Disco Stu*

  109. Da PartyStarter Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    chicken marsalis

    ***an Indian dish created by Branford and Winton’s (sp?) brother?
    ^^^
    I dunno…some chicken dish my fiacee saw on tv with pan seared boneless (no) chicken breast, gravy and mushrooms over egg noodles. With a side of sauteed green beans. Impeccable.

    ______________

    word..i didn’t know u was from the murder cappy… you gotta tell these boys that GDK is the king of Philly… and you fuck wit Mike Knox, Tone Trump and them??

    Gillie’s the truth, he gettin’ on EVERY remix here. If catz can’t see how he influenced Lil Shirley, then they in denial. I ain’t heard too mcuh from Mike Knox lately and I ain’t into Tone Trump. The streets is hot, though…

  110. D_Block_4_life Says:

    ***King of Queens is my shit, too
    ^^Co-sign

  111. nation Says:

    >> pHallThEwAy

    first of all, who the fuck are you and why do you care if I said Complex can post better white girls than any black girl it could ever photograph. do you own shares of Complex magazine? because the statement had nothing to do with with what you’re implying. also, you guys need to breathe easy, there are more white people, thus more white girls ergo more probably that there are more pretty white girls than there are black… especially famous ones at that… and I was replying to someone who said they don’t have enough melanin between their sheets… so eat a penis

    second of all, Two-Times, if African-American is what you’re going with this week, then even they are ashamed of you

  112. Da PartyStarter Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    chicken marsalis

    ***an Indian dish created by Branford and Winton’s (sp?) brother?
    ^^^
    I dunno…some chicken dish my fiancee saw on tv with pan seared boneless (no) chicken breast, gravy and mushrooms over egg noodles. With a side of sauteed green beans. Impeccable and swagerific.LOL

    ______________

    word..i didn’t know u was from the murder cappy… you gotta tell these boys that GDK is the king of Philly… and you fuck wit Mike Knox, Tone Trump and them??

    Gillie’s the truth, he gettin’ on EVERY remix here. If catz can’t see how he influenced Lil Shirley, then they in denial. I ain’t heard too mcuh from Mike Knox lately and I ain’t into Tone Trump. The streets is hot, though…

  113. Big Homie Says:

    They got me working like a slave at the office today

    I wish I had some Henney in my coke
    I wish I didnt have to work at the part time job
    I wish Greenie can make me some Chicken Marsala
    I wish I can control my gas

  114. nation Says:

    How I Met Your Mother > Friends

  115. green eyes Says:

    what up jamz
    i hate everybody loves raymond. its corny. and not the good corny. (i see you jeff)

  116. Jud Buechler Says:

    Seinfeld was cool, it just came off kinda corny, like uppity white folks humor.

    It wasnt like Rosanne or home improvement or growing pains. It was made for a different audience.

    Everytime I catch fresh prince, It seems like I’m watching an episode that I never seen before…..Like how many episodes did they create?

  117. PHOENIXXX Says:

    ayo real talk…..

    One Tree Hill>>>>>The Wire

    *runs*

  118. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    LOL..niggas can’t even say “boneless” without disclaimers…it would be funnyif the whole world used disclaimers…

    “2 all beef patties (none), special sauce (pause)…lettuce, cheese, on a sesame seed bun (n/h)”

  119. Two-Times Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc8Ok9Ckq8Y

    this is one of my Gillie joints.. “gangsta”..it’s from that unrealeased Gangsta Grillz album that never came out… thats fucked up how drama did GDk for that shit…but whatever…that song is that raw street shit… better than anythin wayne put out for a minute

  120. Willy Swagger Says:

    Curb…. > Sienfeld

    ^^ And Early , plus Larry David is funnier wayyyyyy funnier

  121. Big Homie Says:

    yall need to get over to http://www.thisis50.com there is mad dimes all over there..

    ^ Sup 2x. I do have to admit that the So Seductive ladies of that site are dimes. It is the only reason why I visit the site though.

  122. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    One Tree Hill>>>>>The Wire

    ***Passes the nah collective lit torches and pitchforks
    **Heads off to Phoenixxx’s crib

  123. Two-Times Says:

    ^ Sup 2x. I do have to admit that the So Seductive ladies of that site are dimes. It is the only reason why I visit the site though.

    ^^^^
    word..waddup big homie…

  124. nation Says:

    >> **Heads off to Phoenixxx’s crib

    Welcome to the Crying Game.

  125. Willy Swagger Says:

    me at Subway

    Server ‘Do you want double meat with that’

    I say ‘Whoaaa Pause Pause *underbreath* ya sure’

  126. Da PartyStarter Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    Anezette Chase>>>>>>>>

    ***Anezette? The teacher’s pet? You sure she’s gonna come on this set? (c) Nice N’ Smooth, “Hip Hop Junkies”

    ^^^

    LOL

    *Romey Rome voice*
    Naw, IKE!!! Not THAT Anezette!! The OTHER one!! You know!! She played ALi’s wife in “The Greatest” and Issac Hayes love interest in “Truck Turner” !! Dimpled chin? She also got “chosen” in “The Mack” !!

  127. CiCi The Intern Says:

    It’ s a lovely day here in Philly, I’m at work on a college campus and I just had chicken marsalis(?) for lunch. Life is good….
    ^^^

    *daps DPS*

    Let’s hope the Sixers pull out another one tonight

  128. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Willy Swagger Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    Curb…. > Sienfeld

    ^^ And Early , plus Larry David is funnier wayyyyyy funnier

    ***That show is hilarious…dude stays fuggin’ up, and everybody hates him….lol–half the time, even his wifey is sighing and rolling her eyes @ him…

  129. nation Says:

    >> I say ‘Whoaaa Pause Pause *underbreath* ya sure’

    lol

  130. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Willy Swagger Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    me at Subway

    Server ‘Do you want double meat with that’

    I say ‘Whoaaa Pause Pause *underbreath* ya sure’

    ***MORE MEAT!!! (c) Michael Stahan (none)

  131. Willy Swagger Says:

    Yo Icon that nigga larry got left, he is getting it in with Vivica (she need to quit fucking with her beautiful face)

  132. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Wassup Jamz and C88S88?

  133. PHENOMENON Says:

    OF COURSE, THAT’S SOMETHING I’M A CUSTOM TO HEARING.

    UNFORTUNATE AS IT IS, I DON’T THINK MOST CAN MAKE THE CROSS OVER FROM THE TRADITIONAL B.E.T. HUMOR RHETORIC TO SOMETHING WITH A WITTY SUBSTANCE OF IRONY.

    **NOT THAT I’M TALKING ABOUT YOU IN PARTICULAR. IT’S JUST THAT MOST PEOPLE THAT MAKE A STATEMENT OF THAT SORT ABOUT MY COMEDIC TASTES ARE USUALLY THAT TYPE.

  134. Jud Buechler Says:

    Lisa Raye’s acting skills are average at best. If it wasnt for ice cube she’d be another cocktail waitress trying to make it in hollywood.

  135. Big Homie Says:

    Icon: Wizards at home tomorrow. Any thoughts? I think they will loose even with them at home. I might be there and will probably enjoy myself downing beers and tallying up how many fouls Lebron commits and not get called for. lol

  136. Willy Swagger Says:

    Yo Cocksuckers watch the Nationally televised Padre vs D-Back game saturday on Fox. I will be the one wearing a S,T&C shirt

  137. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Willy Swagger Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    Yo Icon that nigga larry got left, he is getting it in with Vivica (she need to quit fucking with her beautiful face)

    **Word- she left him for that Brad dude, right? Her “best friend” that was trying to get the drawls the whole time, right under Larry’s nose (nunca)

  138. Da PartyStarter Says:

    # CiCi The Intern Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    It’ s a lovely day here in Philly, I’m at work on a college campus and I just had chicken marsalis(?) for lunch. Life is good….
    ^^^

    *daps DPS*

    Let’s hope the Sixers pull out another one tonight

    ^^

    Wassup young buck? How’s my play cousin’s lil sister doin’? LOL

    The Sixers got a chance….I HOPE they don’t block out the game on NBA TV..

  139. Two-Times Says:

    Jud Buechler Says:

    Lisa Raye’s acting skills are average at best. If it wasnt for ice cube she’d be another cocktail waitress trying to make it in hollywood.

    ^^^^
    who cares about her acting skills boosie…she still fine… it’s not like she tryin to get a ocsar

  140. Willy Swagger Says:

    Yup Icon… I dont really fuck with White Woman like that but I do know that Larry’s wife is sexy

  141. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    Icon: Wizards at home tomorrow. Any thoughts? I think they will loose even with them at home. I might be there and will probably enjoy myself downing beers and tallying up how many fouls Lebron commits and not get called for. lol

    ***LOL- I might make it ot the Sunday game- not sure yet, but I think the Wizards are in an uphill climb right now- sacrificial lambs to the great King James…the foul calling disparity is just way too much to overcome…

  142. green eyes Says:

    yo phenom.. stop yelling. thats ty biggs thing and even he doesnt do it anymore

  143. PHOENIXXX Says:

    watching Wu Tang’s gently weeping hearts video for 3 hours>>>>>watching baseballl

  144. Willy Swagger Says:

    Yo the Suns fell apart yesterday in the second half

  145. Jud Buechler Says:

    # PHENOMENON Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    OF COURSE, THAT’S SOMETHING I’M A CUSTOM TO HEARING.

    UNFORTUNATE AS IT IS, I DON’T THINK MOST CAN MAKE THE CROSS OVER FROM THE TRADITIONAL B.E.T. HUMOR RHETORIC TO SOMETHING WITH A WITTY SUBSTANCE OF IRONY.

    **NOT THAT I’M TALKING ABOUT YOU IN PARTICULAR. IT’S JUST THAT MOST PEOPLE THAT MAKE A STATEMENT OF THAT SORT ABOUT MY COMEDIC TASTES ARE USUALLY THAT TYPE.

    ________________________________________________________

    Well, you claim seinfield as the goat, which can be taken that you is a corny ass dude, No bombs…just shots. How can you claim seinfeld as the Goat?

    So only white shows have substance of Irony and wittiness?

    What about a different world? The Cosby’s? Fresh Prince? and even Martin?…All those shows were clever and witty.

  146. Big Homie Says:

    http://www.tinyurl.com/459e88

    ^ Not sure if any of you guys seen these pics yet.

  147. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Willy Swagger Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    Yup Icon… I dont really fuck with White Woman like that but I do know that Larry’s wife is sexy

    **Yezzur…Larry wasn’t hittin’ that right…LOL @ that nigga Brad giving Cheryl a mixtape with Al Green on it—”you should be with meeeeeee” (none)

  148. Two-Times Says:

    baseball is wack…for real

    the only thing that good come from baseball is fitteds…

  149. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Wassup young buck? How’s my play cousin’s lil sister doin’? LOL

    The Sixers got a chance….I HOPE they don’t block out the game on NBA TV..
    ^^^

    LOL! You know my ex-wife, Charli, was on Miss Rap Supreme…good times lol

    The Sixers game is going to be on Comcast Sportsnet. NBA knows better than that, they aren’t the NFL.

  150. PHOENIXXX Says:

    green eyes Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    yo phenom.. stop yelling.

    ^^^

    cosign this phenomenal statement

  151. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    this picture still cracks me up…she tryin so hard to look sexy…lol.

  152. Willy Swagger Says:

    Yo Icon You feeling DIego’s own and my Homie Adam Jones? No Pacman

  153. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    the only thing that good come from baseball is fitteds…

    ***LOL…true

  154. crazy88since88 Says:

    50 cents plays wit dildos. (no female in the room)

  155. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ F- “Adam Jones”?

  156. Willy Swagger Says:

    crazy88since88 Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    50 cents plays wit dildos. (no female in the room)

    ^^LMAO *daps*

  157. Jud Buechler Says:

    # CiCi The Intern Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    Wassup young buck? How’s my play cousin’s lil sister doin’? LOL

    The Sixers got a chance….I HOPE they don’t block out the game on NBA TV..
    ^^^

    LOL! You know my ex-wife, Charli, was on Miss Rap Supreme…good times lol

    The Sixers game is going to be on Comcast Sportsnet. NBA knows better than that, they aren’t the NFL.

    __________________________________________________________

    Hey do you like girls?…..Cause I like Girls who like girls?….and charli baltimore is fine though.

  158. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    I like turtles!

  159. Willy Swagger Says:

    deadspin.com/383044/rockies-fans-need-to-bust-out

  160. foekist Says:

    baseball IS wack. I went to a tigers game last year, it went into extra innings and urrthang and i STILL almost fell asleep a couple times. I was sitting 5 rows back from the dugout too.

  161. Two-Times Says:

    phenomeon is cool … relax yall

    i see boosie tryin to argue wit someone again.. lol
    boosie = the next Johnnie Cochran

    waddup phoenixxx

    and nah i don’t watch no seinfeld or none of them shows… i don’t fuck wit tv that much really… only sports really…

  162. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Phenom still hollerin in this bitch…crackin up the wallpaper in the room and shit.

    and who’s sayin Seinfeld is the GOAT?…GOAT of what???…

  163. Willy Swagger Says:

    the ORIOLES centerfielder, he is from my nieghborhood. Young Kid 23

  164. nation Says:

    HOLA HOVITO

    http://www.bossip.com/wp-content/uploads/jay-z423.jpg

  165. Enon Says:

    It’s mangos son.

  166. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Hey do you like girls?…..Cause I like Girls who like girls?….and charli baltimore is fine though.

    ***That shit is disgusting…all touching and licking on each other’s voluptuous titty balls (c) Chappelle…(lol, none)

  167. Jakk Crakker Says:

    hoo wanna baddel?

  168. Lanna Jouja Says:

    It’s peachy

  169. Two-Times Says:

    Enon Says:

    It’s mangos son.

    ^^^^
    lol…

  170. Boosie Says:

    shits disgusting b.

  171. Willy Swagger Says:

    Call me whatever but I dont enjoy girls who like girls. I like my girls to like this meat

  172. green eyes Says:

    foe- what up. i thought you used to play baseball? or was that land?

    no beef with phenom.. just ease up on the caps lock.

    i like mangos

  173. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Willy Swagger Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    the ORIOLES centerfielder, he is from my nieghborhood. Young Kid 23

    ***Oh, Ok..that’s where I’ve heard that name…I don’t follow the O’s too tough since DC got the Nationals- I don’t fuck with baseball, for real, so once the local news stopped covering the O’s, I stopped hearing about them…

  174. Willy Swagger Says:

    ifux.alumnah.com/2008/03/13/goat-of-all-fruitsno-pun-the-mango/

  175. crazy88since88 Says:

    *daps Boosie*

  176. El Feces Loco Says:

    Its a lovely day here in tha Atl..It feels so weird to see black women pushing strollers that dont have white babies in em.

    LF: The illest Seinfeld ep was when George bought the recliner chair for the black security guard cause they made him stand up all day…then the nigga fell asleep in the chair while the store got robbed..classic implied racial stereotypes..mad funny.

    You aint really black if you cant laugh at yourself.

    Lil Known Fun Fact: The Camel’s fave sitcom is Seinfeld.

  177. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Sanford and Son= G.O.A.T. of sitcoms…

  178. foekist Says:

    green eyes Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    foe- what up. i thought you used to play baseball? or was that land?

    $$

    i did. i was pretty good too, but i just don’t like watching it. it’s fun to play, but not to watch. and waddup greenie

  179. Jud Buechler Says:

    Ayo…them hoes was somolian

  180. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Fux the Immaculate aka Leader of the Southeast Go-Getter’s
    April 23rd, 2008 at 5:17 pm 15

    Phuque I have only 20 but those are practically all sold. I am going to make another run of them in 2weeks and then I will post an ebay link on my jawn. I will make sure I let everybody know. Cuz I need to make an xxxxl for Rey and MTF.

    ^^^

    fuxie you cocksucker…lmao.

  181. Willy Swagger Says:

    I thought the Camel’s favorite show was Bear’s

  182. Two-Times Says:

    Lil Known Fun Fact: The Camel’s fave sitcom is Seinfeld.

    ^^^
    that figures.. I’m surprised it ain’t “the view”

  183. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    then the nigga fell asleep in the chair while the store got robbed..classic implied racial stereotypes..mad funny.

    ***How about the black marathoner, who kept oversleeping and missing his races?

  184. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Rey
    April 23rd, 2008 at 7:15 pm 26
    We need a shirt that says: “Alumnah: Making Ya’ll Step Your Blog Games Up Since 2007″

    Oh, and Fuxito–The shirts gotta be black, f’reals. White Tee’s on big fat guys don’t work too well, word to Phuque’s boyfriend Tommy.

    ^^^

    wow…lmao.

  185. foekist Says:

    Willy Swagger Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    Call me whatever but I dont enjoy girls who like girls. I like my girls to like this meat

    $$

    word i’ve seen some BAD azz yoes walkin round here with a butch that’s dressed like a man and the whole nine, I’m like “why not have the real thing?”

    to each his/her own

  186. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Willy Swagger Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    I thought the Camel’s favorite show was Bear’s
    ^^

    and his favorite movie is Aladdin … come on people, lol.

  187. El Feces Loco Says:

    # Willy Swagger Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    Call me whatever but I dont enjoy girls who like girls. I like my girls to like this meat

    ^^fish is meat(naw)

  188. crazy88since88 Says:

    Willy Swagger Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    Call me whatever but I dont enjoy girls who like girls. I like my girls to like this meat

    ^^^
    (cuts eyes @ CiCi)

  189. PHOENIXXX Says:

    little known fact

    Nas invented the word Nigger

  190. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    word i’ve seen some BAD azz yoes walkin round here with a butch that’s dressed like a man and the whole nine, I’m like “why not have the real thing?”

    ***That shit’s an epidemic in the black community…i think it has something to do with daddy issues leading to an overall hatred of men, so they get it on (c) Mills Lane, with some ol’ Cedric the Entertainer looking bitches instead….

  191. green eyes Says:

    hi feces

  192. rex hussla Says:

    Shout out to Lacoste Cologne for keeping me fresh today

  193. Jud Buechler Says:

    Watching girls getting freaky with each other is cool,

    I’m not talking about a girl having a girlfriend….that’s not too cool in my book….More of the type who will get freaky with another girl every once in a while.

  194. Willy Swagger Says:

    little known Fact Rosie O’Donnell at a Bi-sexual Bridal shower

  195. Jud Buechler Says:

    Nicky2states can get it on the strength….the rest of them hoes is trash.

  196. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    *listenin to Juan Epstein…ep 15*

    SCHABOYGENHEAD!!!

    another classic podcast.

  197. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Jud Buechler Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    Nicky2states can get it on the strength….the rest of them hoes is trash.

    ^^^

    mehhhh.

  198. foekist Says:

    Jud Buechler Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    Nicky2states can get it on the strength….the rest of them hoes is trash. (c) Foe, a couple days ago on NR

  199. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    My girl got a girlfriend!!! (c) Dro

    That’s why I like chillin’ with women who like women (c) TI

  200. nation Says:

    >> We need a shirt that says: “Alumnah: Making Ya’ll Step Your Blog Games Up Since 2007″

    homie gets one link on Nah Right Lite and gets big-headed (get it?)

  201. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    rex hussla Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    Shout out to Lacoste Cologne for keeping me fresh today

    ^^^

    take a shower, sheesh. shuot out to my dove soap.

    lol.

    *dappage*

  202. pHallThEwAy Says:

    # nation Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    >> pHallThEwAy

    first of all, who the fuck are you and why do you care if I said Complex can post better white girls than any black girl it could ever photograph. do you own shares of Complex magazine? because the statement had nothing to do with with what you’re implying. also, you guys need to breathe easy, there are more white people, thus more white girls ergo more probably that there are more pretty white girls than there are black… especially famous ones at that… and I was replying to someone who said they don’t have enough melanin between their sheets… so eat a penis

    second of all, Two-Times, if African-American is what you’re going with this week, then even they are ashamed of you
    ^^
    lol … give ‘em a meter and they take a mile
    don’t let the cosign of folks up in this joint mess around with your senses … proceed with caution

  203. Two-Times Says:

    Nicky2states can get it on the strength

    ^^^
    and Nicki Minaj

  204. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    PHOENIXXX Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    little known fact

    Nas invented the word Nigger

    ^^^

    I heard it was a collabo between Bill O’Reilly and Jon Voight.

  205. El Feces Loco Says:

    ***That shit’s an epidemic in the black community…i think it has something to do with daddy issues leading to an overall hatred of men, so they get it on (c) Mills Lane, with some ol’ Cedric the Entertainer looking bitches instead….

    ^^Word to Reaganomics..mad niggas just now gettin released back into society from gettin those 25yr joints…only to come home to their sons who wear silk blazers and denim leggings and daughters that hold they nuts while they talking to you.

    ______________

    ***How about the black marathoner, who kept oversleeping and missing his races?

    ^^^Another classic..word to the Indian statue episode.

  206. crazy88since88 Says:

    APPLAUD COMPLEX MAG… AND ALL THE PRETTY SNOW & J.A.P’s THRUOUT THE MAG.
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  207. Jud Buechler Says:

    # foekist Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    Jud Buechler Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    Nicky2states can get it on the strength….the rest of them hoes is trash. (c) Foe, a couple days ago on NR

    ___________________________________________________________

    Oh you said that too?…..Great minds think alike

  208. Willy Swagger Says:

    alot of the chicks that hang with my homies and I kiss each other and shit. but they will fuck a man first they just do that shit to get attention…

    I am not making a wack alumnah shirt on the strength

  209. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    lol @ Nasty nate.

    whats that Complex magazine comment about?

  210. Jud Buechler Says:

    # Two-Times Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    Nicky2states can get it on the strength

    ^^^
    and Nicki Minaj
    ______________________________________

    yeah nicky minaj would prolly get it first.

  211. PHOENIXXX Says:

    little known fact

    Wu Tang performed at landLord’s wedding

    and was paid with packs of Ramen Noodles

  212. Willy Swagger Says:

    Word to the Rican Thugs/faggos

  213. crazy88since88 Says:

    Two-Times Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    Nicky2states can get it on the strength

    ^^^
    and Nicki Minaj

    ^^^
    NICKI MINAJ IS A DOG IN A WIG… AND FAKE JAPPY PRESSON NAILS. AND HER SONGS ARE SHIT….
    …SHES A DOWNGRADED ROXANNE SHANTE, ONLY GOOD 4 STEADY FUCKIN…

  214. nation Says:

    >> NICKI MINAJ IS A DOG IN A WIG… AND FAKE JAPPY PRESSON NAILS. AND HER SONGS ARE SHIT….

    word, but let’s not offend anyone now. she’s a beaute

  215. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    SHES A DOWNGRADED ROXANNE SHANTE, ONLY GOOD 4 STEADY FUCKIN…

    **LOL…an MC Lyte drop…nice

  216. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Willy Swagger Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:56 pm
    alot of the chicks that hang with my homies and I kiss each other and shit. but they will fuck a man first they just do that shit to get attention…

    I am not making a wack alumnah shirt on the strength

    ^^^

    shots fired?

    lol.

    instigating.

    sorry.

  217. crazy88since88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    SHES A DOWNGRADED ROXANNE SHANTE, ONLY GOOD 4 STEADY FUCKIN…

    **LOL…an MC Lyte drop…nice

    ^^^
    LOL… THAT WOULD BE, KRS-1

  218. Two-Times Says:

    what the fuck is you talkin bout phalltehway.. ‘going with this week?’..go check the records then holla. or better yet come check me

  219. El Feces Loco Says:

    Greeeeeeeeeeeens waddup momma..CiCi-cidio sup momma?

    Aint nothing like 2 chicks gobblin on ya balls..Fucking 2 chicks is overated..too much work…let em gobble on ya balls till you nut then leave them alone to satisfy each other…maybe if I ate puzzy it’d be different?

  220. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    YoYo was lookin nice on that VH1 show.

  221. Da PartyStarter Says:

    The Sixers game is going to be on Comcast Sportsnet. NBA knows better than that, they aren’t the NFL.

    ^^^

    I don’t got Comcast, I got Directv and Comcast be actin’ like a bunch of Biatches…..They blocked out the Flyers game on Versus last night. Comcast as a company is like an arrogant rapist. This should be their slogan:

    “Comcast-Get kcuffed and like it or we won’t let you let us kcuf you any more.”

  222. green eyes Says:

    Aint nothing like 2 chicks gobblin on ya balls..Fucking 2 chicks is overated..too much work…let em gobble on ya balls till you nut then leave them alone to satisfy each other…maybe if I ate puzzy it’d be different?

    ^ lazy ass

  223. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^^^
    LOL… THAT WOULD BE, KRS-1

    ***Oh, you’re right…he did it first, but Lyte “borrowed” it for whatever album she dropped in like ’92, ’93- the jawn with “Ruffneck” (none)

  224. Willy Swagger Says:

    Speaking of rape I saw an HBO documentary about some Congolese Soldiers raping mad chicks

  225. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Two-Times Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    what the fuck is you talkin bout phalltehway.. ‘going with this week?’..go check the records then holla. or better yet come check me

    ^^^
    “or better yet come check me”

    you forgot this.

    (c) two-times

  226. El Feces Loco Says:

    If Nicky Minajs name was Nicky Simpson…I would’nt wanna do her as much..

  227. foekist Says:

    Two-Times Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    what the fuck is you talkin bout phalltehway.. ‘going with this week?’..go check the records then holla. or better yet come check me

    $$

    damn dog, you so confrontational. You even pattern your comment game after 50 huh? I bet you got the g unit wife b’s in all colors

  228. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Crazy…I know your caps lock is not borken…summabitch.

  229. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # El Feces Loco Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    Greeeeeeeeeeeens waddup momma..CiCi-cidio sup momma?

    Aint nothing like 2 chicks gobblin on ya balls..Fucking 2 chicks is overated..too much work…let em gobble on ya balls till you nut then leave them alone to satisfy each other…maybe if I ate puzzy it’d be different?
    ^^^
    *daps Feces*

    Miracles happen when you eat the box …

  230. Two-Times Says:

    ifux & greenie..why can’t yall do anything about the text size at alumnah.. shit is small and i don’t even wear glasses/contacts..

  231. Da PartyStarter Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    SHES A DOWNGRADED ROXANNE SHANTE, ONLY GOOD 4 STEADY FUCKIN…

    **LOL…an MC Lyte drop…nice

    ^^^
    Ike!! I’m SHOCKED!! Everyone knows that’s KRS and “The Bridge I s Over”

    S….M….H.,…

  232. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    borken = broken

  233. green eyes Says:

    # Two-Times Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    ifux & greenie..why can’t yall do anything about the text size at alumnah.. shit is small and i don’t even wear glasses/contacts..

    ^ change your screen resolution? other than that.. thats dems department and he doesnt take kindly to criticism

  234. crazy88since88 Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:06 pm
    Crazy…I know your caps lock is not borken…summabitch.

    ^^^
    yikes!

  235. Two-Times Says:

    lol @ foe & mtf….. what’s good…

    im on that “no white flags and no peace talk” shit… loll

  236. El Feces Loco Says:

    If her name was Nicky Squirts…I’d buy her album.

    Yo Greens…you know how much work it is to bone 2 chicks? Then they be wanting to get all extra freaky..talking bout “why dont you let her ride you while I ride your face?”…Naw booo, I’ve lived with a girl before I’ve seen live menstruation before..Go sit on the curb.

  237. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Miracles happen when you eat the box …

    ^^^
    CHURCH!!!! LOL

  238. Two-Times Says:

    thats dems department and he doesnt take kindly to criticism

    ^^^^
    lmao…………

  239. PHOENIXXX Says:

    life is like a box of chocolate

    I just wanna eat the box (c) PHX3

  240. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    green eyes Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    # Two-Times Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    ifux & greenie..why can’t yall do anything about the text size at alumnah.. shit is small and i don’t even wear glasses/contacts..

    ^ change your screen resolution? other than that.. thats dems department and he doesnt take kindly to criticism

    ^^^

    damn…didnt know Dem was part of alumnah.

  241. PHOENIXXX Says:

    If at first you don’t succeed, sell a bag of weed (c) PHX3

  242. D_Block_4_life Says:

    *Listentling to “Why You Hate The Game Feat. Nas”*

    *Feeling real soulful*

    *Snapping my fingers*

    *Churchhh*

  243. crazy88since88 Says:

    i met the bitch online, she wanna talk on thaLine, i said lets meet off line…i made her sniff a line…killa!

    “YOU WANNA SEE I.D.? NIGGA ITS D.I.P.”

  244. Willy Swagger Says:

    I asked dem to put my karmaloop swag on my joint months ago ………….

  245. PHOENIXXX Says:

    When sleeping pills don’t work, give your meat a quick jerk (c) PHX3

  246. green eyes Says:

    # Willy Swagger Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    I asked dem to put my karmaloop swag on my joint months ago ………….

    ^ yeah.. you gotta pay pal that mofo your third born and $50 and some skittles first

  247. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Two-Times Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    lol @ foe & mtf….. what’s good…

    im on that “no white flags and no peace talk” shit… loll

    ^^^

    shit arent you on that every day?!…lol.

    zup bro.

  248. El Feces Loco Says:

    *daps Feces*

    Miracles happen when you eat the box …

    ^^^I’ve tried it before but when you good at it..it becomes a curse. It cheapened me..women start to take liberties..grabbing me by the back of the head and pushin down while i’m praying at the dinner table…any time i nodded my head she got horny..I started to become what I ate.

    My father never ate no pussy and he got my moms in check.

  249. PHOENIXXX Says:

    eating pussy>>>>>listening to Wu Tang (c) PHX3

  250. Two-Times Says:

    “she had a big pussy, real real big kid”

    don’t front that song was a hot…no other group put anything hotter since that shit came out

  251. foekist Says:

    My father never ate no pussy and he got my moms in check.

    $$

    hard to explain, but there’s a certain shape of booty on a woman that makes me wanna take her to the nearest bathroom, bend her over and go face first… never comin up for air

  252. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    D_Block_4_life Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    *Listentling to “Why You Hate The Game Feat. Nas”*

    *Feeling real soulful*

    *Snapping my fingers*

    *Churchhh*

    ^^^

    *shits on Dblock’s computer*

  253. Willy Swagger Says:

    my girl has been getting sexier with time, word to me boning the HR chick and not doing it again

  254. D_Block_4_life Says:

    *shits on Dblock’s computer*
    ^^^^

    *Hurls Stapler at mtf*

    *Drop a bag of skittles on the floor*

  255. green eyes Says:

    # foekist Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    My father never ate no pussy and he got my moms in check.

    $$

    hard to explain, but there’s a certain shape of booty on a woman that makes me wanna take her to the nearest bathroom, bend her over and go face first… never comin up for air

    ^ well damn

  256. El Feces Loco Says:

    hard to explain, but there’s a certain shape of booty on a woman that makes me wanna take her to the nearest bathroom, bend her over and go face first… never comin up for air

    ^^It’s in ya DNA..you descended from a long line of box eaters…word to your Great Granpappy Cameltoekist

  257. Two-Times Says:

    Piles new album cover is hood..lol….i like that shit…yall seen it?…
    i think he swagger jackin buck’s shit, but who really cares…

    im lookin forward to his new album…

  258. Ghost Writer Says:

    When is the new G-unit mixtape with Drama dropping?

  259. D_Block_4_life Says:

    *Cleans shit*

    *Puts shit into a wallet with a 100 dollar bill sticking out mighty duck style*

    *puts wallet by mtf desk*

  260. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    foekist Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    My father never ate no pussy and he got my moms in check.

    $$

    hard to explain, but there’s a certain shape of booty on a woman that makes me wanna take her to the nearest bathroom, bend her over and go face first… never comin up for air

    ^^^

    WWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …and co-sign.

  261. crazy88since88 Says:

    Two-Times Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    “she had a big pussy, real real big kid”

    don’t front that song was a hot…no other group put anything hotter since that shit came out

    ^^^
    tinypic.com/view.php?pic=16gmm4n&s=3 (safe 4 work)

  262. RIGZ Says:

    # PHOENIXXX Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    eating pussy>>>>>listening to Wu Tang (c) PHX3

    ^^^^^^^^

    Nosign.

  263. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    shit…I pulled a chea…I f’d up the matrix.

  264. foekist Says:

    El Feces Loco Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    hard to explain, but there’s a certain shape of booty on a woman that makes me wanna take her to the nearest bathroom, bend her over and go face first… never comin up for air

    ^^It’s in ya DNA..you descended from a long line of box eaters…word to your Great Granpappy Cameltoekist

    ^LOL

  265. RIGZ Says:

    Eating Breadfruit, Rice & Peas, Yam, Green Banana, Plantain, Ackee & Saltfish, Stew Chicken & Dumplin

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eating pussy

  266. foekist Says:

    Plies is terrible this is his new album cover tinyurl.com/5espeq

    “Plies” the kduf that name come from anyways. When i first heard of him i thought, somebody named themselves after a tool?

  267. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    *steps on dblock’s skittles*

    *shits on top of shit filled wallet*

    *shits in a bag that wallet is in*

    *shits in box that the wallet filled bag is in*

    *pisses on duck tape, tapes box*

    *sends UPS to Dblock*

    Dblock = MTF’s poop cleaner

  268. green eyes Says:

    # RIGZ Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Eating Breadfruit, Rice & Peas, Yam, Green Banana, Plantain, Ackee & Saltfish, Stew Chicken & Dumplin

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eating pussy

    ^ damn rigz.. and i had such high hopes for you

  269. rex hussla Says:

    Yooooooo….who’s Chen Lo???!?!?!?!?!!

    Anybody ever heard of him?!?!??!!

    I saw a video of his on MTV2 last night…checked youtube and he only had that and another song he was doing live…

    From what I saw the dude seems real dope…outta Brooklyn, NY on some underground boom bap type shit…

  270. D_Block_4_life Says:

    ^^^
    *shakes*

    *foams at the mouth*

    *manslaughter*

  271. El Feces Loco Says:

    SMH niggas eskimo kissing the chocolate starfish while they eat it from the back…

    I aint eaten pussy in about 12 years..I have never felt better in my life. Not having to wipe my face off in the sheets, having to pick hair out my teeth, not having to ask “did you cum?”, not being the one to have to get up and go get the warm rag..real empowering…earlobes are like the clit to the brain..suck on those and you can create miracles too.

  272. PHOENIXXX Says:

    lmao @ Plies rocking a chain with a “coon” pendant

  273. Big Homie Says:

    Eating pussy is so much fun

  274. catch22 Says:

    i bring the pain like method
    when i flex i’m flip the coochie, Puerto Rican to the core
    and all Boricuas eat the pussy

    excuse me for being blunt
    but i been eating cunts, since pimps is pushing
    pink caddies with the fish tank pumps

    i can’t help myself. even Pun said it. its in my blood.

  275. D_Block_4_life Says:

    I like a big fat clit

  276. green eyes Says:

    # El Feces Loco Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    SMH niggas eskimo kissing the chocolate starfish while they eat it from the back…

    I aint eaten pussy in about 12 years..I have never felt better in my life. Not having to wipe my face off in the sheets, having to pick hair out my teeth, not having to ask “did you cum?”, not being the one to have to get up and go get the warm rag..real empowering…earlobes are like the clit to the brain..suck on those and you can create miracles too.

    ^ your girl needs to step her wax game up. and for shame to any of you that still have to ask “did you cum” FOR SHAME

  277. nation Says:

    >> SMH niggas eskimo kissing the chocolate starfish while they eat it from the back…

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  278. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    Eating pussy is so much fun

    **Co-sign..but SMH @ niggas who do it to bitches they don’t even know…word to super ghetto strip clubs…

  279. crazy88since88 Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    Eating pussy is so much fun

    ^^^
    I gotta see a broad taste her own pussy b4 i make a move. gwon suck the fingers.

  280. Ghost Writer Says:

    *logs on to NR*

    *sees all the pussy eating topic*

    *un-plugs the computer*

  281. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    damn!…hold up.

    Rosenberg talked about Eli in his podcast…

    I’m the best mayne…I did it.

  282. RIGZ Says:

    # green eyes Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    # RIGZ Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Eating Breadfruit, Rice & Peas, Yam, Green Banana, Plantain, Ackee & Saltfish, Stew Chicken & Dumplin

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eating pussy

    ^ damn rigz.. and i had such high hopes for you

    ^^^^^^^

    LOL

    A Good dick & pipe game >>>> A good lick & bite game

  283. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Ghost Writer Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    *logs on to NR*

    *sees all the pussy eating topic*

    *un-plugs the computer*

    ^^^

    what snitchy…no pussy eatin for you sir?

  284. Willy Swagger Says:

    mtf post a link holmes is it Epstein

  285. catch22 Says:

    if you have to ask shorty “did you cum?”
    the answer is no.

  286. Big Homie Says:

    Icon: Ive only did that once but I actually knew the stripper lol

    LOL at Crazy

  287. Willy Swagger Says:

    I never ask a chick if she came….. I just dont feel the need too and I tend to have a general idea …… plus I ask when I think I may have went for awhile too much ‘You want me to come’ if she nods or says no then I carry on. but that also seems a bit much thats why i dont ask

  288. nation Says:

    it has to be the right girl, it has to look right, and I have to be in the right mood.

    none of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hg-IRZk4D0

  289. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    *smh* at ya’ll suckas that dont give that punnany a good lickin, unless some weird/nasty/unknown circumstances.

  290. green eyes Says:

    lol @ rigz.. im greedy i want the whole package

    LOL @ big homie

  291. LL(not the rappa) Says:

    RIGGa rome Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    LOL

    A Good dick & pipe game >>>> A good lick & bite game

    ^^^^^Cooo-signature ………… smh @ Lohan *does quick nba intro dap to all*

  292. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    co-signs fuxie and nations comments.

  293. PHOENIXXX Says:

    little known fact

    eating pussy is more manlier than fighting Chuck Norris

  294. elleaiche Says:

    Yo, I met Pete Rock, Buckshot, and Pete Rosenburg and all them last night @ SOB’s in Manhattan. PR signed my dirty ass airmax with a pen I had Rosenburg get for me. Just wanted to rub it in everyone face haha im so damn content

  295. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Willy Swagger Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    mtf post a link holmes is it Epstein

    ^^^

    here you go mangggggg.

    its the first one at the top, ep 15.

    http://www.rosenbergradio.com

  296. rex hussla Says:

    Props to eskay for letting the post BREATHE

  297. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    elleaiche Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    Yo, I met Pete Rock, Buckshot, and Pete Rosenburg and all them last night @ SOB’s in Manhattan. PR signed my dirty ass airmax with a pen I had Rosenburg get for me. Just wanted to rub it in everyone face haha im so damn content

    ^^^

    well itsnt that special! (c) dana carvey on SNL

  298. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^^^^^Cooo-signature ………… smh @ Lohan *does quick nba intro dap to all*

    ***complete with ripping off the warmup (none), lol…whaddup, LL?

  299. Big Homie Says:

    Props to eskay for letting the post BREATHE

    ^ Yup, this is the only time DC will win lol

    I like it when a shorty sits on my face :)

  300. catch22 Says:

    i would wear lindsay lohan’s pussy like a scuba mask.
    it looks clean.
    i mean we all seen it in the papparazzi photos.

  301. rex hussla Says:

    I would LOVE to partake in the convo but sometimes I feel there’s an eye in sky watching all that I say…

  302. Plug Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    Ghost Writer Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    *logs on to NR*

    *sees all the puzzy eating topic*

    *un-plugs the computer*

    ^^^

    what snitchy…no puzzy eatin for you sir?
    =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    I love eatin pu-nany… even tho I can count on 1 hand how many chicks I did it 2… and still have a a finger or 2 remaining

  303. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Yo, I met Pete Rock, Buckshot, and Pete Rosenburg and all them last night @ SOB’s in Manhattan. PR signed my dirty ass airmax with a pen I had Rosenburg get for me. Just wanted to rub it in everyone face haha im so damn content

    ***You’d better be a chick, and not a male groupie…

  304. crazy88since88 Says:

    LL(not the rappa) Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    RIGGa rome Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    LOL

    A Good dick & pipe game >>>> A good lick & bite game

    ^^^^^Cooo-signature ………… smh @ Lohan *does quick nba intro dap to all*

    ^^^
    I’LL put some kock in her ass, punch her in the kidney & tell her 2 cough 2wice.

  305. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    See….the first time, you said 10:45, but…now…you say… you bought the bottle of beer @ 11:45

    Yeah, definitely 11:45…

    You know you done fucked up, right?

  306. landLORD Says:

    … eating too much pussy or eating it at the wrong time, can lead to loss of self-esteem, chronic acne around the mouth, and loss of one’s spiritual direction … dole that shit out very infrequently, lest you digest poisonous nectar and be led astray from your position of leadership, which is our birthright as men …

    … no disrespect to the ladies …

  307. LL(not the rappa) Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    ^^^^^Cooo-signature ………… smh @ Lohan *does quick nba intro dap to all*

    ***complete with ripping off the warmup (none), lol…whaddup, LL?

    ^^^^ *fixes cheerleading skirt* lol….whats good eye-con!

  308. green eyes Says:

    # landLORD Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    … eating too much pussy or eating it at the wrong time, can lead to loss of self-esteem, chronic acne around the mouth, and loss of one’s spiritual direction … dole that shit out very infrequently, lest you digest poisonous nectar and be led astray from your position of leadership, which is our birthright as men …

    … no disrespect to the ladies …

    ^ not this shit again

    no disrespect to landLORD

  309. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    rex hussla Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    I would LOVE to partake in the convo but sometimes I feel there’s an eye in sky watching all that I say…

    ^^^

    the “white shadow”?

  310. Plug Says:

    This Prodigy gets hotter and hotter every day.

    HNIC2 > ROTM

    I cant remember the last time I felt this way about a cd… maybe the first fishcale

  311. crazy88since88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    See….the first time, you said 10:45, but…now…you say… you bought the bottle of beer @ 11:45

    Yeah, definitely 11:45…

    You know you done fucked up, right?

    ^^^
    APPLAUD NIGGAS WHO TALK 2 THE COPS WITH NO LAWYERS… GOT MONEY 4 DAYTONS BUT NO LAWYER FEES.

  312. LL(not the rappa) Says:

    # crazy88since88 Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    LL(not the rappa) Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    RIGGa rome Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    LOL

    A Good dick & pipe game >>>> A good lick & bite game

    ^^^^^Cooo-signature ………… smh @ Lohan *does quick nba intro dap to all*

    ^^^
    I’LL put some kock in her ass, punch her in the kidney & tell her 2 cough 2wice.

    ^^lmao *licks fingers*

  313. nation Says:

    >> and be led astray from your position of leadership, which is our birthright as men …

    how do you figure

  314. Plug Says:

    for the record:

    HNIC2 > fishcale

  315. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Plug Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    This Prodigy gets hotter and hotter every day.

    HNIC2 > ROTM

    I cant remember the last time I felt this way about a cd… maybe the first fishcale

    ***I need to cop that joint, post haste…haven’t had a chance to hit the store yet…

  316. D_Block_4_life Says:

    for the record:

    HNIC2 > fishcale
    ^^^^
    False

  317. crazy88since88 Says:

    “SHE LOOK LIKE SHE CAN TAKE A DICK” (c: Superbad)

  318. catch22 Says:

    Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

    KINSHASA (Reuters) – Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

    Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

    ^^
    LMAO …no amount of disclaimers

  319. landLORD Says:

    … nuff said … for details, refer to the scrolls … any one, pick one …

  320. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    wow catch jeez.

  321. LL(not the rappa) Says:

    # Plug Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    for the record:

    HNIC2 > fishcale

    ^^nope, try again

  322. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    FishScales > HNIC2

  323. catch22 Says:

    Plug Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    for the record:

    HNIC2 > fishcale

    ^^

    *spits coffee out at monitor*

    funniest thing i’ve read so far today.

  324. Plug Says:

    landLORD Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    … eating too much pussy or eating it at the wrong time, can lead to loss of self-esteem, chronic acne around the mouth, and loss of one’s spiritual direction … dole that shit out very infrequently, lest you digest poisonous nectar and be led astray from your position of leadership, which is our birthright as men …

    … no disrespect to the ladies …
    —————————-
    *presses cosign button*

    My distrust for the young ladies lately will not allow me to go down.

    See I don’t know who been digging you out
    And licking ya down
    I aint the first girl so I can’t clown
    But instead Im’a tell you how its done
    You gotta tell a yoe 68 and I owe you 1

  325. crazy88since88 Says:

    applaud broads who let niggas eat the pussy after tellin the nigga, no u cant fuck.

    …lol… looser ass niggas.

  326. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    copped that Atmopshere yesterday…damn good.

  327. chea Says:

    *rocks out with cock out*

  328. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Plug Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    landLORD Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    … eating too much pussy or eating it at the wrong time, can lead to loss of self-esteem, chronic acne around the mouth, and loss of one’s spiritual direction … dole that shit out very infrequently, lest you digest poisonous nectar and be led astray from your position of leadership, which is our birthright as men …

    … no disrespect to the ladies …
    —————————-
    *presses cosign button*

    My distrust for the young ladies lately will not allow me to go down.

    See I don’t know who been digging you out
    And licking ya down
    I aint the first girl so I can’t clown
    But instead Im’a tell you how its done
    You gotta tell a yoe 68 and I owe you 1

    ^^^

    I see what yall are sayin but what about from the chicks perspective…they dont know who’s been slobbin on ya knob so dont get mad at them if they dont dome you up. ya dig.

  329. green eyes Says:

    # Plug Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    landLORD Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    … eating too much pussy or eating it at the wrong time, can lead to loss of self-esteem, chronic acne around the mouth, and loss of one’s spiritual direction … dole that shit out very infrequently, lest you digest poisonous nectar and be led astray from your position of leadership, which is our birthright as men …

    … no disrespect to the ladies …
    —————————-
    *presses cosign button*

    My distrust for the young ladies lately will not allow me to go down.

    See I don’t know who been digging you out
    And licking ya down
    I aint the first girl so I can’t clown
    But instead Im’a tell you how its done
    You gotta tell a yoe 68 and I owe you 1

    ^ you all suck.

    although my mistrust and annoyance with the fellas lately is encouraging celibacy

  330. Jerz! Says:

    You say the art’s dead, nah brother buy an album.

  331. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    chea Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    *rocks out with cock out*

    ^^^

    that is so “chea” of you to say.

  332. catch22 Says:

    MTF,
    send me a link.
    wallybchamp@yahoo.com

  333. crazy88since88 Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    You gotta tell a yoe 68 and I owe you 1

    ^^^

    I see what yall are sayin but what about from the chicks perspective…they dont know who’s been slobbin on ya knob so dont get mad at them if they dont dome you up. ya dig.

    ^^
    FUCK THAT!
    SUCK A NIGGA DICK, OR MAKE A NIGGA RICH. (c: Mr.Scarface)

  334. Plug Says:

    crazy88since88 Says:

    April 23rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    applaud broads who let ninjas eat the puzzy after tellin the ninja, no u cant fock.

    …lol… looser ass ninjas.

    ————-
    lol. I know this pretty lil light skinned braud that said shes talkin to a dude that eats without letting him smash. I called him and her a fool. I told her if i was him, she’d be walking home

  335. landLORD Says:

    … besides, most women ive been with or talked to, much rather have a stiff one, than a wet one … but, different strokes … literally …

  336. game over Says:

    50 wouldn’t do anything but catch a lawsuit if he did something to Eskay. That guy probably gets clowned all the time when he walks the streets of New York with his security detail.

    What would he do, really?

    I mean, if Joe Budden can dis the dude, who can’t? Joe’s security detail is a rusty switchblade and his 12 year old nephew.

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