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April 15th, 2008 at 10:02 am
I put inn work in the streets too!
*thinks about Red Roof Inn applications I left on the street this morning*
^what up Ven, the bait wasnt meant for you, so your sarcasm is rejected.
*cuts the grass*
^^^
lol, nah I was fuckin around because I said the same thing this morning. It’s funny when people are like “This rapper gonna get fucked up by that rapper’s street team.”
Dr. Dre said it best on “The Show” Soundtrack. It’s called “entertainment”
fuck yall that shit was fire. The west is on some shit right now. The east need to stop self destructing. The south need cats like 3000, The Knux, Jay Electronica, to join Bun B and start pulling some of these cats up out of that dirty dirty. We got too much talent down here for Shawty Lo to be the biggest thing (no disrespect to his hustle.)
Sex therapists have determined that optimal length of time for intercourse is 3-13 minutes.
———–
cats be killin me talkin bout they be smashin for 8 hours. I have forplay for an hour and smash for like 5 minutes. If I like the chick, I’ll stay up and give her a another 5 minutes
plug- im sayin.. 8 hours straight aint happening, chafing will occur thats no fun for anyone. 3 minutes though.. i still think thats rather short
——–
sometimes the best lovin in only 3 minutes.
cats be killin me talkin bout they be smashin for 8 hours. I have forplay for an hour and smash for like 5 minutes. If I like the chick, I’ll stay up and give her a another 5 minutes
^^^
If I like the chick, I’ll take a nap at her house. If not it’s:
“Ayo, I left my cell phone in my car, let me go grab it right quick…”
plug- im sayin.. 8 hours straight aint happening, chafing will occur thats no fun for anyone. 3 minutes though.. i still think thats rather short
——–
sometimes the best lovin in only 3 minutes.
^ lol.. true.. like i said.. ive never actually timed it, so maybe ive had more 3 minutes than im aware of.. but just looking at the number seems brief.
cats be killin me talkin bout they be smashin for 8 hours. I have forplay for an hour and smash for like 5 minutes. If I like the chick, I’ll stay up and give her a another 5 minutes
^
foreplay: anywhere from 30 mins to all day
smash: 5 to 20 mins., depending on the punani
tantra smash: 1 hour - 3 hours
The first time i beat off, I thought I had broken something. I was watchin the new dance show. (local soul train). I was scared out of my mind and too embarrased to tell anybody
foreplay: anywhere from 30 mins to all day
smash: 5 to 20 mins., depending on the punani
tantra smash: 1 hour - 3 hours
+
nap
another round of foreplay
more smashin
repeat a few mo times
= greenie’ll cook for you the next morning, or evening… or whenever the fuck we finish…
Smh @ carmelo driving drunk after taking a L on the court but they still made the playoff I thought a.I and melo would have way more runins with the law when A.I got traded last year
April 15th, 2008 at 10:20 am
plug- im sayin.. 8 hours straight aint happening, chafing will occur thats no fun for anyone. 3 minutes though.. i still think thats rather short
——–
sometimes the best lovin in only 3 minutes.
^^^
8hours?!…thats a bunch of bull, I think I would creating a forest fire by the amount of chaffing going on by then.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:25 am
i watched the godfather trilogy during sex once.
^^
ok, i’m actually smashing right now. in my cubicle, while posting on NR and editing some memos.
^^^
LOL, Didn’t yall just have some Colonel get in trouble for that shit?
30 minutes is the minimum, step your smash game up.
——
I wish I would smash 30 minutes everytime i got some action. Thats a waste of time. Plus the longer you wait to get one off, the less good it feels. 10- 15 minutes is my average. but aint no shame in my 3 minute game. All that extra time is reserved for when I get a wifey
The first time i beat off, I thought I had broken something. I was watchin the new dance show. (local soul train). I was scared out of my mind and too embarrased to tell anybody
^semi-cosign, no homo, but i wasnt watching soul train…wat had happned was i heard soem chick in my class asking some dude how jerking off works, do u just shake ur limp dick? and the dude is like nah bitch, u gotta get hard first, then u shake it. i was at the crib, lampin while watching oprah (i think she was buying someone a new life, u know that shit she does)…then i was like aii lemme try this shit. i saw white stuff come out, i was like oh shit i broke it, i gotta call 911…which woulda been hilarious in hindsight…but i just put it back in and vowed never to do it again.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:24 am
30 minutes is the minimum, step your smash game up.
^^^
lyign ass mutha…thats why his we have those random days where we be on thre same post for like 3 hours posting up to 5-600 comments and we asking “shit eskay get kidnapped”
naw he jsut smashing for 3 hours straight!…*smh*
I swear more than a hour and I need a IV hooked up or sumthin.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:29 am
The first time i beat off, I thought I had broken something. I was watchin the new dance show. (local soul train). I was scared out of my mind and too embarrased to tell anybody
^semi-cosign, no homo, but i wasnt watching soul train…wat had happned was i heard soem chick in my class asking some dude how jerking off works, do u just shake ur limp dick? and the dude is like nah bitch, u gotta get hard first, then u shake it. i was at the crib, lampin while watching oprah (i think she was buying someone a new life, u know that shit she does)…then i was like aii lemme try this shit. i saw white stuff come out, i was like oh shit i broke it, i gotta call 911…which woulda been hilarious in hindsight…but i just put it back in and vowed never to do it again.
^^^
*crying while smh*
cause I thought the same thing…like wtf is this shit?!?! thought I sick or sumthin ha.
^semi-cosign, no homo, but i wasnt watching soul train…wat had happned was i heard soem chick in my class asking some dude how jerking off works,
——–
true story: My boy told me the he used to squeeze his nuts because thats what he thought he had to do to buss one… get it? buss a nutt? lmao. that still one of the funniest stories I ever heard.
dude is nice and thats why he left BWS and now he is an affiliate, game is all about himself and name dropping.and i also made an observation 90% of games “skills” comes from his voice.you wack ass niggas only like is flow and voice when all he does is a celebrity roll call.
yal can say he has a flow and a good studio voice but he damn sure aint no lyricist and dont get fooled by 300 bars, am sure crooked I and even murder mook can do the same.game is s show and damn near the britney spears of rap.he is a entertainment piece because of his bi-polar and his fake ways.he is the only nigg who say he a gangtsa and no one can co-sign his activities
dude is nice and thats why he left BWS and now he is an affiliate, game is all about himself and name dropping.and i also made an observation 90% of games “skills” comes from his voice.you wack ass niggas only like is flow and voice when all he does is a celebrity roll call.
yal can say he has a flow and a good studio voice but he damn sure aint no lyricist and dont get fooled by 300 bars, am sure crooked I and even murder mook can do the same.game is s show and damn near the britney spears of rap.he is a entertainment piece because of his bi-polar and his fake ways.he is the only nigg who say he a gangtsa and no one can co-sign his activities
dude is nice and thats why he left BWS and now he is an affiliate, game is all about himself and name dropping.and i also made an observation 90% of games “skills” comes from his voice.you wack ass niggas only like is flow and voice when all he does is a celebrity roll call.
yal can say he has a flow and a good studio voice but he damn sure aint no lyricist and dont get fooled by 300 bars, am sure crooked I and even murder mook can do the same.game is s show and damn near the britney spears of rap.he is a entertainment piece because of his bi-polar and his fake ways.he is the only nigg who say he a gangtsa and no one can co-sign his activities
true story: My boy told me the he used to squeeze his nuts because thats what he thought he had to do to buss one… get it? buss a nutt? lmao. that still one of the funniest stories I ever heard.
^ a damn.. lmfao.. i didnt realize it was so complicated for ya’ll
April 15th, 2008 at 10:35 am
true story: My boy told me the he used to squeeze his nuts because thats what he thought he had to do to buss one… get it? buss a nutt? lmao. that still one of the funniest stories I ever heard.
^ a damn.. lmfao.. i didnt realize it was so complicated for ya’ll
^^^
shit was like a new toy with no instructions…you had to squeeze, smack, shake, rub, fondle, etc to figure out how to play with it properly…(nhjic)
man where’s fuxie at…dude’s missin like his favorite kind of convos…ha.
and damn Plug…your boy trying to really hurt himself with that…ouchie!
My average is 20mins but when a chick ride me I’m a 3 min man and I don’t give a fuck as long as I come I’m happy but if its my shortie I would want to make her cum
^yo true story, i was at the pizzeria and there was one of these snowflakes…she was like can u pass the hot peppers and i was like “aii” and then i passed them to her.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:37 am
^ a damn.. lmfao.. i didnt realize it was so complicated for ya’ll
^well its easy for chicks, u guys just need to stick objects into ur neverending black hole and get pleasure out of it…theres no work involved
^^
Yeah it’s funny you say that, I was having a conversation with a woman about this very subject. So I asked her, “If I get off, do you think it’s because your ham wallet is good?” To this, she replied yes.
This is nonsense. We all done fucked ugly chicks (or at least I have) and not realized how ugly they were until after skeeting.
*Somethin I learned*
Havin troubles makin her get off? Put her on top…
My average is 20mins but when a chick ride me I’m a 3 min man and I don’t give a fuck as long as I come I’m happy but if its my shortie I would want to make her cum
^ aw.. how generous of you. but yeah.. if you want her to give you a minute to breathe before round two.. make sure she gets off before you. he comes before me.. smh.. we aint done yet motherfucker.
^yo true story, i was at the pizzeria and there was one of these snowflakes…she was like can u pass the hot peppers and i was like “aii†and then i passed them to her.
Moral off the story? A woman’s punaan being good or bad doesn’t matter, niggas will skeet anyway. The fact that niggas beat off just proves my theory
i was once inclined to shave my pubes and i assumed everyone did that, so i shaved and it was itchy as a motherfucker…i was scratching my nuts while walking in the middle of times square and i didnt even give a fuck
April 15th, 2008 at 10:48 am
if you dont know that pussy varies in quality you aint doin it right
^^
how does the quality of the pussy have anything to do with what you are doing to it?
if your technique is on point and the pussy is like the elastic on a 12 year old pair of drawls, that aint your fault.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:42 am
# sleep Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:39 am
My average is 20mins but when a chick ride me I’m a 3 min man and I don’t give a fuck as long as I come I’m happy but if its my shortie I would want to make her cum
^ aw.. how generous of you. but yeah.. if you want her to give you a minute to breathe before round two.. make sure she gets off before you. he comes before me.. smh.. we aint done yet motherfucker.
^^^
on no b.s., lying, or hyping up myself style…I make my chick bust every time we handle some bizness, and I try to make her cum first, I usually do too, gotta take care of ya chicks…dont just think you the man cause ya stick it in her and ram her for a good 5 mins…
April 15th, 2008 at 10:45 am
# !Ven-Tech? Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Moral off the story? A woman’s punaan being good or bad doesn’t matter, niggas will skeet anyway. The fact that niggas beat off just proves my theory
^ so… what do you need us for? sammiches?
^^^
I’m speakin from a “1 night stand/take home from the club” stance. Like I said, wife/girl you’re dating/girl you fuck on the regular is a totally different situation.
@456
I once heard all pussy was the same. Smells like the ocean, tastes like the sea (c) Toni Morrisson’s Song of Solomon
if you dont know that pussy varies in quality scent you aint doin it right
^its all the same like catch said earlier its more of whats attached to it. Then it becomes a mental thing of you psyching ya self out. You think the Pussy is sent from the heavens when its really the same old stanky twat that bleeds montly, and took a vinegar bath minutes before you jumped over hurdles to get to it.
i hope you’re all married or you will burn in hell. also, everybody typing about masturbartion, enjoy it while you can cause soon your hands will rot and fall off.
how does the quality of the pussy have anything to do with what you are doing to it?
if your technique is on point and the pussy is like the elastic on a 12 year old pair of drawls, that aint your fault.
^if you think the wack pussy you describe above is the same as some tender meat that has been exercised and tended to and gets extra wet then like i said you doin somethin wrong.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:49 am
i was once inclined to shave my pubes and i assumed everyone did that, so i shaved and it was itchy as a motherfucker…i was scratching my nuts while walking in the middle of times square and i didnt even give a fuck
and with that im off to class
^^^
LMAO…this dude…pockets is like Fuxie and Chea on steroids.
if you think the wack pussy you describe above is the same as some tender meat that has been exercised and tended to and gets extra wet then like i said you doin somethin wrong.
^^
of course they aren’t the same. but what i think ven meant was that whether its sloppy or its tight or somewhere in between, you’ll still get off.
the quality of the nana don’t matter with regards to getting your nut.
if you think the wack pussy you describe above is the same as some tender meat that has been exercised and tended to and gets extra wet then like i said you doin somethin wrong.
^^
of course they aren’t the same. but what i think ven meant was that whether its sloppy or its tight or somewhere in between, you’ll still get off.
the quality of the nana don’t matter with regards to getting your nut.
^ the quality of your nuts got nothing to do with the quality of the pussy? you get the same nut with grade a prime pussy as you do with loosey goosey ran through twat?
Yall smoking rocks if you think all pootang is the same. Some is small, some is big some is wetter, squirters, some can move it, some is deeper, some is less deep, Some chicks have the ability to make a man fall under spells, they can make it put the root on you
^its all the same like catch said earlier its more of whats attached to it. Then it becomes a mental thing of you psyching ya self out. You think the Pussy is sent from the heavens when its really the same old stanky twat that bleeds montly, and took a vinegar bath minutes before you jumped over hurdles to get to it.
^nah. i’m an aficionado. you judge punani by wetness/readiness, tightness, labia size, fleshiness, clit availability, cleanliness/smell, punani architecture and holographic power, lol
April 15th, 2008 at 10:01 am
I put inn work in the streets too!
*thinks about Red Roof Inn applications I left on the street this morning*
April 15th, 2008 at 10:02 am
All by myself, can’t even watch this
April 15th, 2008 at 10:02 am
lol @ red roof inn. classy
April 15th, 2008 at 10:03 am
this kid went in
April 15th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Cant F%@$in see videos @ work, Sufferin’ Succotash!!
April 15th, 2008 at 10:08 am
cOLD Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:02 am
I put inn work in the streets too!
*thinks about Red Roof Inn applications I left on the street this morning*
^what up Ven, the bait wasnt meant for you, so your sarcasm is rejected.
*cuts the grass*
^^^
lol, nah I was fuckin around because I said the same thing this morning. It’s funny when people are like “This rapper gonna get fucked up by that rapper’s street team.”
Dr. Dre said it best on “The Show” Soundtrack. It’s called “entertainment”
April 15th, 2008 at 10:08 am
oh yeah,
*daps cOLD*
April 15th, 2008 at 10:09 am
anybody clicked play yet?
April 15th, 2008 at 10:09 am
fuck yall that shit was fire. The west is on some shit right now. The east need to stop self destructing. The south need cats like 3000, The Knux, Jay Electronica, to join Bun B and start pulling some of these cats up out of that dirty dirty. We got too much talent down here for Shawty Lo to be the biggest thing (no disrespect to his hustle.)
April 15th, 2008 at 10:10 am
# Mark Twain Fame Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:09 am
anybody clicked play yet?
^ eskay
April 15th, 2008 at 10:11 am
is that Y_A_B_O_Y from here?
April 15th, 2008 at 10:13 am
good mornian
its games weed carrier.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:13 am
# cOLD Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:06 am
thee emaculate green eyes ladies and gentlemen.
*opens matrix door to alumnah*
*reads greenies latest entry*
*hates life even more*
^ aww.. dont hate life.. life is meant to bitten into and savored like a ripe mango.
to bad mangos arent yet in season.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Sex therapists have determined that optimal length of time for intercourse is 3-13 minutes.
———–
cats be killin me talkin bout they be smashin for 8 hours. I have forplay for an hour and smash for like 5 minutes. If I like the chick, I’ll stay up and give her a another 5 minutes
April 15th, 2008 at 10:14 am
greenie I wanna marry you…for that alumnah post.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:15 am
whooaa
April 15th, 2008 at 10:15 am
not the taxes one(havent read that yet)…but the Hip Hop one ha.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:15 am
whats the history of this guy, sounds a lil like game, spit game is dope. But isnt that nostra shit everlast and em. boston shit. Fuck is going on.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:17 am
LOL @ “and not in the good Karrine Stefans way”
April 15th, 2008 at 10:18 am
wasnt this cat in dipset?
lol.. thank you twain.
plug- im sayin.. 8 hours straight aint happening, chafing will occur thats no fun for anyone. 3 minutes though.. i still think thats rather short
April 15th, 2008 at 10:18 am
>>But isnt that nostra shit everlast and em. boston shit. Fuck is going on.
relax, he’s wearing the t-shirt. and not for nothing, but Ill Bill has some spit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ya_Boy
April 15th, 2008 at 10:18 am
cats be killin me talkin bout they be smashin for 8 hours.
^dont be hatin
April 15th, 2008 at 10:20 am
plug- im sayin.. 8 hours straight aint happening, chafing will occur thats no fun for anyone. 3 minutes though.. i still think thats rather short
——–
sometimes the best lovin in only 3 minutes.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:20 am
when i first discovered jackin off, i did that shit 8 times in one hour oddly enough, during oprah, altho she had nothing to do with it honest.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Plug Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:14 am
cats be killin me talkin bout they be smashin for 8 hours. I have forplay for an hour and smash for like 5 minutes. If I like the chick, I’ll stay up and give her a another 5 minutes
^^^
If I like the chick, I’ll take a nap at her house. If not it’s:
“Ayo, I left my cell phone in my car, let me go grab it right quick…”
Then you hear my tires screaching and see smoke.
*maniacal laughter*
April 15th, 2008 at 10:21 am
yo cmon eight hours isnt event that long, but u have to be watching a movie at the same time. i watched the godfather trilogy during sex once.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:21 am
# Plug Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:20 am
plug- im sayin.. 8 hours straight aint happening, chafing will occur thats no fun for anyone. 3 minutes though.. i still think thats rather short
——–
sometimes the best lovin in only 3 minutes.
^ lol.. true.. like i said.. ive never actually timed it, so maybe ive had more 3 minutes than im aware of.. but just looking at the number seems brief.
LMAO @ pockets
April 15th, 2008 at 10:21 am
whaddup nahrightland.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:22 am
cats be killin me talkin bout they be smashin for 8 hours. I have forplay for an hour and smash for like 5 minutes. If I like the chick, I’ll stay up and give her a another 5 minutes
^
foreplay: anywhere from 30 mins to all day
smash: 5 to 20 mins., depending on the punani
tantra smash: 1 hour - 3 hours
April 15th, 2008 at 10:24 am
30 minutes is the minimum, step your smash game up.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:24 am
The first time i beat off, I thought I had broken something. I was watchin the new dance show. (local soul train). I was scared out of my mind and too embarrased to tell anybody
April 15th, 2008 at 10:25 am
i watched the godfather trilogy during sex once.
^^
ok, i’m actually smashing right now. in my cubicle, while posting on NR and editing some memos.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:26 am
foreplay: anywhere from 30 mins to all day
smash: 5 to 20 mins., depending on the punani
tantra smash: 1 hour - 3 hours
^damn I thought spitting on the twat was suffice foreplay.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:26 am
eskay Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:24 am
30 minutes is the minimum, step your smash game up.
^^
Why? There’s no reason to smash bustdowns for 30 minutes.
Now if this is wifey then that’s a different story
April 15th, 2008 at 10:26 am
foreplay: anywhere from 30 mins to all day
smash: 5 to 20 mins., depending on the punani
tantra smash: 1 hour - 3 hours
+
nap
another round of foreplay
more smashin
repeat a few mo times
= greenie’ll cook for you the next morning, or evening… or whenever the fuck we finish…
April 15th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Smh @ carmelo driving drunk after taking a L on the court but they still made the playoff I thought a.I and melo would have way more runins with the law when A.I got traded last year
April 15th, 2008 at 10:27 am
they just conducted a study, 13 minutes is the average preferred duration of straight banging
April 15th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Why? There’s no reason to smash bustdowns for 30 minutes
^^
because jump-offs talk to their jump-off friends.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Plug Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:20 am
plug- im sayin.. 8 hours straight aint happening, chafing will occur thats no fun for anyone. 3 minutes though.. i still think thats rather short
——–
sometimes the best lovin in only 3 minutes.
^^^
8hours?!…thats a bunch of bull, I think I would creating a forest fire by the amount of chaffing going on by then.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Applaud Slim snowflakes with REAL BUBBLE asses… GATTTTDamn!
(continues to look @ coworkers ass)
April 15th, 2008 at 10:27 am
catch22 Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:25 am
i watched the godfather trilogy during sex once.
^^
ok, i’m actually smashing right now. in my cubicle, while posting on NR and editing some memos.
^^^
LOL, Didn’t yall just have some Colonel get in trouble for that shit?
April 15th, 2008 at 10:28 am
30 minutes is the minimum, step your smash game up.
——
I wish I would smash 30 minutes everytime i got some action. Thats a waste of time. Plus the longer you wait to get one off, the less good it feels. 10- 15 minutes is my average. but aint no shame in my 3 minute game. All that extra time is reserved for when I get a wifey
April 15th, 2008 at 10:28 am
30 minutes is the minimum, step your smash game up.
^
I employ the ‘whisky dick’ technique… Its never let me down..
April 15th, 2008 at 10:28 am
“Like Rosie O’Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower” >>>>>>>>> “Blame Oliver North and Iran Contra, I ran contraband that they sponsored”
April 15th, 2008 at 10:29 am
# blahk duppy Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:26 am
foreplay: anywhere from 30 mins to all day
smash: 5 to 20 mins., depending on the punani
tantra smash: 1 hour - 3 hours
^damn I thought spitting on the twat was suffice foreplay.
^ “spitting in the twat” better be slang for nice long kitty tongue bathe otherwise boo this man
April 15th, 2008 at 10:29 am
because jump-offs talk to their jump-off friends.
^whoop whoop!
April 15th, 2008 at 10:29 am
because jump-offs talk to their jump-off friends.
^thats true.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:29 am
The first time i beat off, I thought I had broken something. I was watchin the new dance show. (local soul train). I was scared out of my mind and too embarrased to tell anybody
^semi-cosign, no homo, but i wasnt watching soul train…wat had happned was i heard soem chick in my class asking some dude how jerking off works, do u just shake ur limp dick? and the dude is like nah bitch, u gotta get hard first, then u shake it. i was at the crib, lampin while watching oprah (i think she was buying someone a new life, u know that shit she does)…then i was like aii lemme try this shit. i saw white stuff come out, i was like oh shit i broke it, i gotta call 911…which woulda been hilarious in hindsight…but i just put it back in and vowed never to do it again.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:29 am
catch22 Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Why? There’s no reason to smash bustdowns for 30 minutes
^^
because jump-offs talk to their jump-off friends.
^^
They’ll still fuck anyway, it matters not.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:30 am
eskay Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:24 am
30 minutes is the minimum, step your smash game up.
^^^
lyign ass mutha…thats why his we have those random days where we be on thre same post for like 3 hours posting up to 5-600 comments and we asking “shit eskay get kidnapped”
naw he jsut smashing for 3 hours straight!…*smh*
I swear more than a hour and I need a IV hooked up or sumthin.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:31 am
eww u guys mess with hos? u have to have feelings for the bitch before u put it in. thats how Gs do it.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Applaud Slim snowflakes with REAL BUBBLE asses… GATTTTDamn!
(continues to look @ coworkers ass)
*applauds*
^thats the greatest thing since wireless technology.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:32 am
pockets Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:29 am
The first time i beat off, I thought I had broken something. I was watchin the new dance show. (local soul train). I was scared out of my mind and too embarrased to tell anybody
^semi-cosign, no homo, but i wasnt watching soul train…wat had happned was i heard soem chick in my class asking some dude how jerking off works, do u just shake ur limp dick? and the dude is like nah bitch, u gotta get hard first, then u shake it. i was at the crib, lampin while watching oprah (i think she was buying someone a new life, u know that shit she does)…then i was like aii lemme try this shit. i saw white stuff come out, i was like oh shit i broke it, i gotta call 911…which woulda been hilarious in hindsight…but i just put it back in and vowed never to do it again.
^^^
*crying while smh*
cause I thought the same thing…like wtf is this shit?!?! thought I sick or sumthin ha.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:33 am
I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE “THE FIRST TIME I BEAT OFF” STORIES.
HOMO-OVERLOAD.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:33 am
^damn I thought spitting on the twat was suffice foreplay.
^then lay on top of her and mumble “put it in yourself”
April 15th, 2008 at 10:33 am
^semi-cosign, no homo, but i wasnt watching soul train…wat had happned was i heard soem chick in my class asking some dude how jerking off works,
——–
true story: My boy told me the he used to squeeze his nuts because thats what he thought he had to do to buss one… get it? buss a nutt? lmao. that still one of the funniest stories I ever heard.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:33 am
like wtf is this shit?!?! thought I sick or sumthin ha.
^werd, no homo, but for me i was like i vow never to do it again, and three weeks later i was a veteren at that shit
April 15th, 2008 at 10:34 am
dude is nice and thats why he left BWS and now he is an affiliate, game is all about himself and name dropping.and i also made an observation 90% of games “skills” comes from his voice.you wack ass niggas only like is flow and voice when all he does is a celebrity roll call.
yal can say he has a flow and a good studio voice but he damn sure aint no lyricist and dont get fooled by 300 bars, am sure crooked I and even murder mook can do the same.game is s show and damn near the britney spears of rap.he is a entertainment piece because of his bi-polar and his fake ways.he is the only nigg who say he a gangtsa and no one can co-sign his activities
April 15th, 2008 at 10:34 am
dude is nice and thats why he left BWS and now he is an affiliate, game is all about himself and name dropping.and i also made an observation 90% of games “skills” comes from his voice.you wack ass niggas only like is flow and voice when all he does is a celebrity roll call.
yal can say he has a flow and a good studio voice but he damn sure aint no lyricist and dont get fooled by 300 bars, am sure crooked I and even murder mook can do the same.game is s show and damn near the britney spears of rap.he is a entertainment piece because of his bi-polar and his fake ways.he is the only nigg who say he a gangtsa and no one can co-sign his activities
April 15th, 2008 at 10:34 am
The Game, Crooked I and Ya Boy = presently the best the West Coast have right now! (not really a Blu fan)
April 15th, 2008 at 10:34 am
^damn I thought spitting on the twat was suffice foreplay.
^ “spitting in the twat†better be slang for nice long kitty tongue bathe otherwise boo this man
^^^
*ghostrides Sex Talk w/ Sue Johansen show*
April 15th, 2008 at 10:34 am
dude is nice and thats why he left BWS and now he is an affiliate, game is all about himself and name dropping.and i also made an observation 90% of games “skills” comes from his voice.you wack ass niggas only like is flow and voice when all he does is a celebrity roll call.
yal can say he has a flow and a good studio voice but he damn sure aint no lyricist and dont get fooled by 300 bars, am sure crooked I and even murder mook can do the same.game is s show and damn near the britney spears of rap.he is a entertainment piece because of his bi-polar and his fake ways.he is the only nigg who say he a gangtsa and no one can co-sign his activities
April 15th, 2008 at 10:35 am
true story: My boy told me the he used to squeeze his nuts because thats what he thought he had to do to buss one… get it? buss a nutt? lmao. that still one of the funniest stories I ever heard.
^ a damn.. lmfao.. i didnt realize it was so complicated for ya’ll
April 15th, 2008 at 10:35 am
LMAO @ plug….that would be inconvenient during sex….”hold up bitch, lemme squeeze my nuts and get this over with”
April 15th, 2008 at 10:35 am
SMH @ you ninjas talking about wanking
Not SMH at Greenie giving detailed instructions on how she likes to get down.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:36 am
pockets Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:31 am
eww u guys mess with hos? u have to have feelings for the bitch before u put it in. thats how Gs do it.
^^
Real G’s don’t have feelings. Co-sign 88, I been in “Rabbit Season” for about a month now.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:36 am
“I KILL RASZKLOT PUSSYHOLE PEOPLE’FI’FUN!!!” (c: lenox)
April 15th, 2008 at 10:37 am
(not really a Blu fan)
^me neiver
April 15th, 2008 at 10:37 am
^ a damn.. lmfao.. i didnt realize it was so complicated for ya’ll
^well its easy for chicks, u guys just need to stick objects into ur neverending black hole and get pleasure out of it…theres no work involved
April 15th, 2008 at 10:37 am
blahk duppy Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Applaud Slim snowflakes with REAL BUBBLE asses… GATTTTDamn!
(continues to look @ coworkers ass)
*applauds*
^thats the greatest thing since wireless technology.
^^^
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
April 15th, 2008 at 10:38 am
snowflakes with REAL BUBBLE asses
^^
thank God for that Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!
April 15th, 2008 at 10:38 am
green eyes Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:35 am
true story: My boy told me the he used to squeeze his nuts because thats what he thought he had to do to buss one… get it? buss a nutt? lmao. that still one of the funniest stories I ever heard.
^ a damn.. lmfao.. i didnt realize it was so complicated for ya’ll
^^^
shit was like a new toy with no instructions…you had to squeeze, smack, shake, rub, fondle, etc to figure out how to play with it properly…(nhjic)
man where’s fuxie at…dude’s missin like his favorite kind of convos…ha.
and damn Plug…your boy trying to really hurt himself with that…ouchie!
April 15th, 2008 at 10:39 am
# pockets Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:37 am
^ a damn.. lmfao.. i didnt realize it was so complicated for ya’ll
^well its easy for chicks, u guys just need to stick objects into ur neverending black hole and get pleasure out of it…theres no work involved
^ never ending black hole… dmn poc.. what extra loose ones have you been with?
April 15th, 2008 at 10:39 am
My average is 20mins but when a chick ride me I’m a 3 min man and I don’t give a fuck as long as I come I’m happy but if its my shortie I would want to make her cum
April 15th, 2008 at 10:39 am
*turns up Nah’s homo meter*
*gays it up* lol (c) fux, (thats one funny
niggaArab)April 15th, 2008 at 10:40 am
snowflakes
^yo true story, i was at the pizzeria and there was one of these snowflakes…she was like can u pass the hot peppers and i was like “aii” and then i passed them to her.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:41 am
y’all niggas is gay (c) riley
April 15th, 2008 at 10:41 am
pockets Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:37 am
^ a damn.. lmfao.. i didnt realize it was so complicated for ya’ll
^well its easy for chicks, u guys just need to stick objects into ur neverending black hole and get pleasure out of it…theres no work involved
^^
Yeah it’s funny you say that, I was having a conversation with a woman about this very subject. So I asked her, “If I get off, do you think it’s because your ham wallet is good?” To this, she replied yes.
This is nonsense. We all done fucked ugly chicks (or at least I have) and not realized how ugly they were until after skeeting.
*Somethin I learned*
Havin troubles makin her get off? Put her on top…
April 15th, 2008 at 10:41 am
dmn poc.. what extra loose ones have you been with?
^u dont even wanna know, even grand canyons make 747’s look tiny
April 15th, 2008 at 10:42 am
# sleep Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:39 am
My average is 20mins but when a chick ride me I’m a 3 min man and I don’t give a fuck as long as I come I’m happy but if its my shortie I would want to make her cum
^ aw.. how generous of you. but yeah.. if you want her to give you a minute to breathe before round two.. make sure she gets off before you. he comes before me.. smh.. we aint done yet motherfucker.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:42 am
catch22 Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:33 am
I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE “THE FIRST TIME I BEAT OFF†STORIES.
HOMO-OVERLOAD.
^^^
yeah…sure buddy thats coming from your punk-ass!…sheesh.
lol.
@Crazy…great name bro…ha.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:42 am
>> 30 minutes is the minimum, step your smash game up.
11 Minutes (c) Paulo Coelho
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/11_minutes (e-books available)
April 15th, 2008 at 10:43 am
>> 30 minutes is the minimum, step your smash game up.
11 Minutes (c) Paulo Coelho
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/11_minutes (e-books available)
April 15th, 2008 at 10:43 am
one more week…then some more ill midwestern white boy hip hop.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Eskay… new post needed please, bruh.
I can’t read any more of this “I last 20 minutes”, “I eat twat for 3 hours” bullshit. It’s fuckin’ up my day.
(That’s because I last 45 seconds at the most and shit out liquid excrement when I come. Bitches dig it.)
April 15th, 2008 at 10:43 am
SMH @ you ninjas talking about wanking
^nah its all good, just put on ur no-fag-helmet and body suit and ur good.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Moral off the story? A woman’s punaan being good or bad doesn’t matter, niggas will skeet anyway. The fact that niggas beat off just proves my theory
April 15th, 2008 at 10:44 am
If I get off, do you think it’s because your ham wallet is good?â€
^^
ha, that is hilarious.
its not so much the ham wallet as what its attached to.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:44 am
^yo true story, i was at the pizzeria and there was one of these snowflakes…she was like can u pass the hot peppers and i was like “aii†and then i passed them to her.
^*falls into a vat of mozzarella
April 15th, 2008 at 10:45 am
# !Ven-Tech? Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Moral off the story? A woman’s punaan being good or bad doesn’t matter, niggas will skeet anyway. The fact that niggas beat off just proves my theory
^ so… what do you need us for? sammiches?
April 15th, 2008 at 10:45 am
shouldnt yall be having this conversation on greenies blog. Just saying. yall can gay it up over there.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Havin troubles makin her get off? Put her on top…
^just keep a chloroform soaked ragg in the drawer
April 15th, 2008 at 10:47 am
^ so… what do you need us for? sammiches
^^
yes
April 15th, 2008 at 10:47 am
Mark Twain Fame Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:42 am
catch22 Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:33 am
I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE “THE FIRST TIME I BEAT OFF†STORIES.
HOMO-OVERLOAD.
^^^
yeah…sure buddy thats coming from your punk-ass!…sheesh.
lol.
@Crazy…great name bro…ha.
^^^
*daps MTF*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
April 15th, 2008 at 10:48 am
if you dont know that pussy varies in quality you aint doin it right
April 15th, 2008 at 10:49 am
*pimp slaps MTF*
April 15th, 2008 at 10:49 am
i was once inclined to shave my pubes and i assumed everyone did that, so i shaved and it was itchy as a motherfucker…i was scratching my nuts while walking in the middle of times square and i didnt even give a fuck
and with that im off to class
April 15th, 2008 at 10:49 am
ah wha’ di rassclaat ah gwan in yah? buncha bwoy ah share sex seekret.
*shake my dreads*
nh
April 15th, 2008 at 10:50 am
hi g7
April 15th, 2008 at 10:50 am
BITCH’I'LL’KEWLL’YOUH!! (c: Ike “GOONHAND” Turner)
April 15th, 2008 at 10:51 am
456 Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:48 am
if you dont know that pussy varies in quality you aint doin it right
^^
how does the quality of the pussy have anything to do with what you are doing to it?
if your technique is on point and the pussy is like the elastic on a 12 year old pair of drawls, that aint your fault.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Moral off the story? A woman’s punaan being good or bad doesn’t matter,
^*ayo meter explodes
April 15th, 2008 at 10:51 am
green eyes Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:42 am
# sleep Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:39 am
My average is 20mins but when a chick ride me I’m a 3 min man and I don’t give a fuck as long as I come I’m happy but if its my shortie I would want to make her cum
^ aw.. how generous of you. but yeah.. if you want her to give you a minute to breathe before round two.. make sure she gets off before you. he comes before me.. smh.. we aint done yet motherfucker.
^^^
on no b.s., lying, or hyping up myself style…I make my chick bust every time we handle some bizness, and I try to make her cum first, I usually do too, gotta take care of ya chicks…dont just think you the man cause ya stick it in her and ram her for a good 5 mins…
April 15th, 2008 at 10:53 am
green eyes Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:45 am
# !Ven-Tech? Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Moral off the story? A woman’s punaan being good or bad doesn’t matter, niggas will skeet anyway. The fact that niggas beat off just proves my theory
^ so… what do you need us for? sammiches?
^^^
I’m speakin from a “1 night stand/take home from the club” stance. Like I said, wife/girl you’re dating/girl you fuck on the regular is a totally different situation.
@456
I once heard all pussy was the same. Smells like the ocean, tastes like the sea (c) Toni Morrisson’s Song of Solomon
April 15th, 2008 at 10:53 am
# catch22 Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:47 am
^ so… what do you need us for? sammiches
^^
yes
^ lol.. i havent liked a cat enough to cook for him or pour him a glass of milk long minute.. thats kinda sad
April 15th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Back off the Bday hiatus..Waddup NRians..What’s good up in dis piece?
Greeny I see you..Fellas dap yourselves.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:54 am
if you dont know that pussy varies in
qualityscent you aint doin it right^its all the same like catch said earlier its more of whats attached to it. Then it becomes a mental thing of you psyching ya self out. You think the Pussy is sent from the heavens when its really the same old stanky twat that bleeds montly, and took a vinegar bath minutes before you jumped over hurdles to get to it.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:54 am
*currently listening to Mozart Piano Concerto No. 23 in an A major*
April 15th, 2008 at 10:55 am
i hope you’re all married or you will burn in hell. also, everybody typing about masturbartion, enjoy it while you can cause soon your hands will rot and fall off.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:55 am
how does the quality of the pussy have anything to do with what you are doing to it?
if your technique is on point and the pussy is like the elastic on a 12 year old pair of drawls, that aint your fault.
^if you think the wack pussy you describe above is the same as some tender meat that has been exercised and tended to and gets extra wet then like i said you doin somethin wrong.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:55 am
hi greenie, mtf, four56, poc, crazy, catch, ven, soul and the rest.
anybody in here taking notes? lol.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:56 am
# Son of Ether Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Back off the Bday hiatus..Waddup NRians..What’s good up in dis piece?
Greeny I see you..Fellas dap yourselves.
^ happy birthday
April 15th, 2008 at 10:57 am
pockets Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:49 am
i was once inclined to shave my pubes and i assumed everyone did that, so i shaved and it was itchy as a motherfucker…i was scratching my nuts while walking in the middle of times square and i didnt even give a fuck
and with that im off to class
^^^
LMAO…this dude…pockets is like Fuxie and Chea on steroids.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:58 am
if you think the wack pussy you describe above is the same as some tender meat that has been exercised and tended to and gets extra wet then like i said you doin somethin wrong.
^^
of course they aren’t the same. but what i think ven meant was that whether its sloppy or its tight or somewhere in between, you’ll still get off.
the quality of the nana don’t matter with regards to getting your nut.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Greeny I see you..Fellas dap yourselves.
^ happy birthday
^^^You always bringin up old shit…lol waddup tho?
April 15th, 2008 at 10:59 am
*currently listening to Mozart Piano Concerto No. 23 in an A major*
^^
you cracka ass son of white honky
*quickly turns down the smiths playing on his ipod*
April 15th, 2008 at 11:00 am
# catch22 Says:
April 15th, 2008 at 10:58 am
if you think the wack pussy you describe above is the same as some tender meat that has been exercised and tended to and gets extra wet then like i said you doin somethin wrong.
^^
of course they aren’t the same. but what i think ven meant was that whether its sloppy or its tight or somewhere in between, you’ll still get off.
the quality of the nana don’t matter with regards to getting your nut.
^ the quality of your nuts got nothing to do with the quality of the pussy? you get the same nut with grade a prime pussy as you do with loosey goosey ran through twat?
April 15th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Yall smoking rocks if you think all pootang is the same. Some is small, some is big some is wetter, squirters, some can move it, some is deeper, some is less deep, Some chicks have the ability to make a man fall under spells, they can make it put the root on you
April 15th, 2008 at 11:03 am
^its all the same like catch said earlier its more of whats attached to it. Then it becomes a mental thing of you psyching ya self out. You think the Pussy is sent from the heavens when its really the same old stanky twat that bleeds montly, and took a vinegar bath minutes before you jumped over hurdles to get to it.
^nah. i’m an aficionado. you judge punani by wetness/readiness, tightness, labia size, fleshiness, clit availability, cleanliness/smell, punani architecture and holographic power, lol
April 15th, 2008 at 11:22 am
*reads post*
this is fuckin hilarity…
April 15th, 2008 at 11:22 am
*reads post and comments*
this is fuckin hilarity…
April 15th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
i thought this was about ya boy wtf?
April 15th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
he bit eminem
“i’m the muufuckin spitful, delightful eyeful, the new ice cube”
©Renegade