Live Blogging the Miss Rap Supreme Premier

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As you may have heard, ego trip’s Miss Rap Supreme, the estrogen fueled sequel to last year’s (White) Rapper Show debuts tonight on VH1 at 10:00 p.m. Well, I just found out that they’re airing a sneak peak at noon, so I’m gonna go ahead and live blog it for you poor slobs with actual jobs.
12:00 Ok, let’s see what these lunatics at ego trip have cooked up for us this season…
12:03 Meet the contestants…these broads look like their in a group home beauty pagent…
12:05 Bree = 2008 G-Child
12:15 The ladies arrive at their new digs, The Fembassy. Much better than the White Rapper Show house. LOL @ the Foxy Brown suite coming with free bread & water.
12:18 A game of truth or dare. Less than 20 minutes in and these chicks are making out with each other.
12:20 Ms. Cherry is fucking with Khia about being a one hit wonder..you may have seen the clip floating around the web.
12:25 Damn, they faced off through the entire commercial break and still ain’t throw a punch.
12:26 Nicky2States and Ms. Cherry are selected a team captains…damn, everybody gets picked for a team except the two white girls.
12:29 So one team has to go to a beauty salon in South Central and impress the clientèle with their rap skills. The dope head white girl tries to go extra hard.
12:30 The other team has to rap for a bunch of lily white sorority chicks who don’t even listen to rap…
12:35 Ha ha, now they all have to rap for a bunch of nuns…
12:36 Khia spits some shit about her dead moms and then gets all teary. Come on ma, we don’t get emotional over here…
12:37 One eyed Chiba won the competition and gets to stay in the Salt and Pepa suite for a week. Half of the girls in the house are aggy…
12:40 Quote of the series so far: “This is the first time I did battle with a crackhead”
12:45 Elimination challenge time…Yo-Yo looks pretty good all things consdiered…
12:47All the girls are writing 16 bars about representing for the women of hip-hop.
12:48 LOL @ the white German chick talking about pulling out bitches weaves…wow.
12:50 Oh man, Khia is horrible.
12:56 So it’s down to Khia and the white German chick for elimination. How are you the only actual professional MC on the show and you end up in the bottom two?
12:58 And the loser is….sorry, I don’t want to spoil it for you, find out for yourself tonight at 10:00.
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April 14th, 2008 at 11:56 am
slow news day, eh es?
April 14th, 2008 at 11:58 am
milk carton status:
biggumskiller
pmass
fuckupayme618
the pissed off chi town contingent of angry black man kheri wes & furioustylez
and as of today– everyone
April 14th, 2008 at 11:59 am
*X-Facta raises hand*
April 14th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Yo eskay,
Don’t give the ending away. Por favor, my nigga!
April 14th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
this show gets the gasface
April 14th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
P takin good crisp shots at saigon from behind bars
April 14th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
YADAHDAHMEAN…like keak da sneak
April 14th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
WHAT KINDA FUCKERY IS THIS! (c: Amy Rehab)
April 14th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
LOL @ the Foxy Brown suite coming with free bread & water.
^ LMAO *dies*
April 14th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
vh1 had the 1st episode streaming last week except the end, who got kicked out… its between kiah and the white chick
April 14th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
i cant wait to see this tonight. i wish i didnt have an actual job.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
lol @ group home beauty pagent, good to know VH1 remains the top employer for whores in the US
April 14th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
lol @ group home beauty pagent, good to know VH1 remains the top employer for whores in the US
^LOL…only behind fox news
April 14th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
12:18 A game of truth or dare. Less than 20 minutes in and these chicks are making out with each other.
>>>vh1, send this man a check from your marketing department… lol @ ol’ girl calling khia a one hit wonder.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
MC Search is no longer to be considered “Hip-Hop”
April 14th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Wow…
April 14th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
lol.. there’ll never be a credible white woman rapper… poor things
April 14th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
>>>vh1, send this man a check from your marketing department… lol @ ol’ girl calling khia a one hit wonder.
^khia lost. five years ago. they should made the pac man dying sound when chick said that.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
456… What it is chief?
AJ Says:
April 14th, 2008 at 11:58 am
this the film with gravy?
^Nah, but you need a two piece for askin’.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
*diddybops in Looking crispy no cream* Step into this pretty mothafucka like Hello Hello? Ladies how you doin’? Everybody is so Crispy Today, the crispiness is evident! Yo so im dvr’ng this show, the hilarity scale should be off the hook
April 14th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
MC Search is no longer to be considered “Hip-Hopâ€
^his greatest accomplishment to date is his cosign of god son.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Already looks like it has The White Rapper Show beat. Think “Making The Band†meets “Flavor Of Loveâ€.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
cOLD Says:
April 14th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
MC Search is no longer to be considered “Hip-Hopâ€
^his greatest accomplishment to date is his cosign of god son.
^^^
GET THE GASFACE!
April 14th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
i think shawty lo and eli porter both ride the short bus together.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Hold up let me count this money(c) Chea
April 14th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I’m gonna be on top, even when I’m on the bottom
*blank stare*
April 14th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Cuban link got a little movement goinggggggg
April 14th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
green eyes Says:
April 14th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
lol.. there’ll never be a credible white woman rapper… poor things
^Don’t speak so soon. Though Hovito failed by choosin’ that wack-ass Brit chick, I’m bettin’ oodles of noodles that it will be one that surfaces around ‘09, ‘10. And I’m just tryin’ to figure out who will be her cosigner.
Her back-story will go somethin’ like this:
Grew up in predominately Black neighborhood… got picked on/teased when she first got there… learned to adjust to the climate… dated interracially though society didn’t approve it… probably got a child by a Black dude or had an abortion… went through massive stress/pain for her decisions… big fan of hip hop… played around in one of her homie’s studios… they told her she was nice… she drops a mixtape… battles some Black chicks on a public circuit (SMACK, Fight Klub, etc)… or just comes outta woodworks with a hot song… gets critically acclaimed by magazine publications… becomes the messiah for all winjas/winjettes/suburban white chicks… sells 3 to 5 mil in digital climate… book, movies, endorsements… ends up with some overrated white actor and/or love affair with famous Black athlete/entertainer… marries some Opie type dude as a win-win for the Illuminati…
Thee End.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
This ninja with the fiction novels^^^
April 14th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
one eyed chiba? is hat her name or is she visually impaired?
nah billz.. i stand by my thought.. there wont be a credible white female rapper. if im wrong ill pay pal you a drink coupon.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
HHF Says:
April 14th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
This ninja with the fiction novels^^^
^I bet all fifty-two dollars of your life savings that my story is close to fruition.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Im about to upload this pic of my neighborhood Retahd aka Sexy T
April 14th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
green eyes Says:
April 14th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
lol.. there’ll never be a credible white woman rapper… poor things
^^^
amen to that.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
12:47All the girls are writing 16 bars about representing for the women of hip-hop.
^ they already lost for appearing on this show
April 14th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
green eyes Says:
April 14th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
one eyed chiba? is hat her name or is she visually impaired?
nah billz.. i stand by my thought.. there wont be a credible white female rapper. if im wrong ill pay pal you a drink coupon.
^It might be some flim-flams in the mix, and yeah, the one that they make a “star” will ultimately lack credibility. But that’s probably how the story is gonna go. $11.99 on dvd. Lol
April 14th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
lamo @ Billz da Mayor’s Life of a Rap Winjette.
LOL.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
^I bet all fifty-two dollars of your life savings that my story is close to fruition.
^pink was as close as it gets and they always go back to whiteness
April 14th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
white germna chick?…damn eskay these white broads trying to act to gangster, to hood…gtfoh with that shit.
man Im goin to lunch…
later.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
*dapz MTF*
I’m tellin’ you… yall gon’ fuck around and watch this show go down and be like, “yo, this ish sounds madd familiar.”
April 14th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Khia got sent home the 1st show…..lmao
April 14th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
*german*
April 14th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
khia got sent home?
April 14th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
i seen yo-yo in the airport once. chick got ass for weeks
April 14th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
456 Says:
April 14th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
^I bet all fifty-two dollars of your life savings that my story is close to fruition.
^pink was as close as it gets and they always go back to whiteness
^Mannnn I was hurt! Her first album reeked of Philly winja that I would openly walk around the mall with on a nice day. Then by the second album they totally flipped her image and now she’s on some punk shit. Of course, being that the Jews that run the label knew that hip hop (and overall cd sales period) was gonna be on a decline, they knew her best bet was to switch image to suit a more lucrative market. AND, retain her whiteness without backlash. But for some reason, I can see her takin’ the Mariah, Ferbie, and Gwen route back to the current hip-pop techno sound that’s goin’ on right now.
And why does it seem like sides are being switched? Janet and Rhianna goin’ for the techno crowd and Fergie (I think I called her Ferbie before, lol) and misc. white heffas goin’ for the watered down r&b ish.
April 14th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
chick got ass for weeks
^ I got d**k for days, she got ass for weeks - O’Shea Jackson
April 14th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
NotU Says:
April 14th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Khia got sent home the 1st show…..lmao
^ Expect YouTube footage of landLORD picketing outside of Viacom headquarters. Sons in tow.
April 14th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
man..no ignorant hip hop video clips today?
April 14th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
P!nk would get it after a hose down.
April 14th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
green eyes Says:
April 14th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
i think shawty lo and eli porter both ride the short bus together.
^You’re givin’ Shawty Lo wayyyy too much credit.
“you already in the gay parade” > dunn dunn dunn-dunn
April 14th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Eskay to hip hop is comparible to russel simmons in his prime
April 14th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Whut up Nah?
April 14th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
eskay Says:
April 14th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
P!nk would get it after a hose down.
^Nah, I’d rather cling to the filth. She like it that way.
pimps up > hose down
April 14th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Yo Pink had a song about self-esteem or poor self image, Cant recall the name but that ish went hard on my whitness musical taste. Dope Dope song and pushed her farther than she could have took that RandB ish.
ok true story: so this Saturday the homies and I were at the Hard Rock Hotel drinking. We are leaving and downstairs this fair colored chick pops out of a Mercedes and my homie Camel says ‘How you doin Girl, You’re looking Proper’ and she smiled and said thanks. Well then her man pops out and its that white boy from MTV’s Life of Ryan… He pops his trunk and there is mad T’s and my Homie Camel loudly says ‘Shuan White What Up, let me hold a t-shirt’ this dude Ryan doesnt blink and says ‘Later on dog’ …. and some of the homies are just dying. Camel was like ‘I knew he was one of those whiteboys that do shit but I couldnt think of his name…’ There was a huge Motorcross event so I guess thats why duke was here. Anyways nothing majah just thought I would share since its kind of dead
April 14th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
>>Eskay to hip hop is comparible to russel simmons in his prime
*adds to sig*
April 14th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
dunn dunn dunn-dunn
^*starts shootin up the club
April 14th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
how do you spell fescitious as in I was being fescitious
April 14th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
how do you spell fescitious as in I was being fescitious
^^
LMAO
April 14th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Kobe’s Tax Return Says:
April 14th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
MC Search is no longer to be considered “Hip-Hopâ€
^^^ i hope your keyboard spontaneously combusted after you typed that shit.
April 21st, 2008 at 2:02 am
I’ve seen sum episodes tonight on vh1.com
all i wanna know iz where the hell did they find these terrible female rapperz
The selection of women rapperz they have on this show make us look soo slow
like there iz no good female rapperz–these chicks lame soo far
i can pick out 1 at the audition and that was the big girl–the rest of em
should have went home packin
April 29th, 2008 at 1:20 am
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April 24th, 2009 at 11:18 am
the word is spelled “facetious” = not serious, trying to be amusing especially at inappropriate times