Cons announces his new weekly column over at OnSMASH.
Posted by eskay
on Friday, April 11th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
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Graf, Miscellaneous
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April 11th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
nobody has been going hard today! *viagra’s it up*
April 11th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
April 11th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
I can’t go, for I’m 3 minutes from the Gulf of Mexico but, the song is “What a Jobâ€
I know ya sayin
They won’t know, they won’t miss it
Besides, I aint a thief, they won’t pay me a visit
So if I come to your job, take your corn on the cob
and take a couple kernels off it, that would be alright with yoooooooou
(c) 3 stacks
(He’s talkin about us ya know…)
April 11th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
IM SO PISSED!!!!!!! IM SUPPOSED TO BE 3 HOURS OUTSIDE NEW YORK RIGHT NOW. OLE PUNK AZZ RAIN AND THUNDERSTORMS.
April 11th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
fock it. I’ll find something to do here.
*calls yoes*
April 11th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Yo Con’s makes some sense in that write up. Good it is that its coming from a NY artist, shows he knows whats up and didnt just shit on the south for their shrewd business practices in the DL era!
April 11th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
waddiiupp?/
April 11th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
And I shouldnt have to go to New York to see Devin. He gets mad love up here. I got all 8 of his cd’s… originals. Tell Devin he need to come up here and do a show and quit playin
April 11th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
FRENCH ft LIL WAYNE – WE MADE IT
tinyurl.com/3j6fot
April 11th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Yo, Im so ready to fucking tangueray.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Plug you need some New York in your life anyway.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
^ I picked me up a bottle of Hennessey on my lunch break for pre-game for tonight. Yeeeess
April 11th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Yo waSsssssup consequence he tries so hard you gotta love it. I’m having a tuna club for lunch
April 11th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
New york dont even like that Texas ish really.
*aggyness reaches catastrophic proportion*
April 11th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
*sings* Pretty little sexy mammaaaaaaaaaa
^^ truest of words my little daughter loves that hook
April 11th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
HHF Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Yo, Im so ready to fucking tangueray.
^^ word….happy hour in T – 2 hours…
April 11th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
wow, I’ve had BET on mute for the last couple of hours and it’s just as ignorant without sound.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Plug you need some New York in your life anyway.
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I’m still gonna get down there on of these weeks. but I dont wanna drive 9 hours in the rain. I dont wanna see nobody that bad. I looked at doppler rader and the whole east expects T storms
April 11th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
My girl was @ thecrib a couple days back and she was watching women ncaa. Wtf I was trying to watch the nba
April 11th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I didn’t even know hockey playoff started damm that sport it dead
April 11th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
eskay Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
wow, I’ve had BET on mute for the last couple of hours and it’s just as ignorant without sound.
^^^^^ LOL…they down in Daytona now for the dumb ass “Spring Bling”
April 11th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I saw 2 minutes of Woman’s ball the other night, this bitch had a fastbreak was on the left wing and a simple lefthanded layup would have been suffice, bitch tries to use her strong hand(the right) and completely blows it. Stupid CHicks cant even finish a simple layup. More Fundamently sound than the mens basketball, BULLSHIT!
April 11th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
^^^^^ LMAO
April 11th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmfH1RsxWEc
^ Jay and Bleek one on one pick up bball game
April 11th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Willy Swagger Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I saw 2 minutes of Woman’s ball the other night, this bitch had a fastbreak was on the left wing and a simple lefthanded layup would have been suffice, bitch tries to use her strong hand(the right) and completely blows it. Stupid CHicks cant even finish a simple layup. More Fundamently sound than the mens basketball, BULLSHIT!
——————-
… you need more Sylvia Fowles … she would have dunked it …
April 11th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Is it still a philly cheese steak if its made in nyc
April 11th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
http://www.bossip.com/15283/bossip-certified-links-104/
^^ Got damn that woman is huge, Ide tap. Common is killing it[||]
April 11th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Big Homie Says:
^ Jay and Bleek one on one pick up bball game
————————-
… Dame Dash = Mr. Drummond ? …
April 11th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
eskay Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
wow, I’ve had BET on mute for the last couple of hours and it’s just as ignorant without sound.
^^^
Uncle Ruckus went in on that Boondocks episode where he had the reality show. The funniest shit was what he was sayin about the black fraternities
April 11th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
# Big Homie Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmfH1RsxWEc
^ Jay and Bleek one on one pick up bball game
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
An interesting but pointless side note to that: Alan Thicke (Robin Thicke’s Pop, also played the Dad on Growing Pains) penned the theme song for Different Strokes.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Dame Dash = Mr. Drummond ? …
^ What’chu talking bout Land? LOL
April 11th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Remember they made a big deal cause that chick dunk last year that shit was like headline news
April 11th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
womans basketball= home of blown layups and richoting rebounds that decapate
April 11th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
http://www.tinyurl.com/69cjnr
any of yall heard anything off this?
April 11th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Yo Ven I think Shanti sent me a link to that, nothing special though I did a one of one run through and if I remember correctly I was disappointed
April 11th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
sleep Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Remember they made a big deal cause that chick dunk last year that shit was like headline news
^^^
Candace Parker right? Tenn just won the chip
April 11th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
womans basketball = buncha lesbians-not the lesbians you fantasize about either
April 11th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Willy Swagger Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
womans basketball= home of blown layups and richoting rebounds that decapate
—————–
… womens basketball = home of 6 foot tall (or more) women, who crave male attention, because everyone is either intimidated by them, or assumes (incorrectly) that they’re all lesbians … there’s more dykes at the local strip clubs than at the gym … ill take my chances with a 6’3″ female power forward anyday … (c) Nicky Anosike …
April 11th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
aw poor plug.. someone give that man a blunt and a fat ass to smack
April 11th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Smoke Sessions, Vol. 1 = Typical laid back smooth sh*t from Devin…it’s hot.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Smoke Sessions, Vol. 1 = Typical laid back smooth sh*t from Devin…it’s hot.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
yo why is this nigga Chris Brown rocking my Hundreds hoody in this video?
April 11th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
eskay Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
wow, I’ve had BET on mute for the last couple of hours and it’s just as ignorant without sound.
^ me singin’ whilst intoxicated > BET on mute
April 11th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
LMFAO @ Landlord, sh*t, since you put it that way homie, co-sign!
April 11th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
… Candace Parker aint the only chick that can dunk anymore … there’s like 4 or 5 broads dunking during games now …
April 11th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
*daps KLO*
April 11th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
greenie you dropped one of the most memorable quotables in my short nah right history yesterday…I might have to back in the archives
April 11th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
landLORD Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
… Candace Parker aint the only chick that can dunk anymore … there’s like 4 or 5 broads dunking during games now …
^^^
if a chick can dunk a ball, she fucks with a strap on. (c: Pinky)
April 11th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
havin’ 99 problems > rockin’ Hundreds hoodies
April 11th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Whut up Land?
*Vibing to “Tick-Tock” by Esco and Prodigy….some smooth Queens shit.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
LMAO @ CS88
*collective dapz to all I missed earlier*
April 11th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
I think no homo that Candace Parker is marrying Sheldon Williams. Look dude is no looker by any means and he went to Duke and is about to be out of the league after being a top5 pick, she lost tremendously. Candace I got you baby, wrap those giraffe like legs around me and I will fuck you hard
April 11th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Thats a good name for a blog
I always hit girls off with
there no crying in baseball when they get to emotional …..
remember bring up consequence up at the ATCQ panel
and everybody getting quiet ….
April 11th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
landLORD Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
… Candace Parker aint the only chick that can dunk anymore … there’s like 4 or 5 broads dunking during games now …
^ that’s cool, she was the first one wit’ it – Camel
April 11th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I dont fuck with the Hundreds and I am from SOuthern Californiaaaaaaaa
April 11th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
yo why is this nigga Chris Brown rocking my Hundreds hoody in this video?
___________________________________________________________
Ain’t that the worst? T-Pain was wearing my favorite pair of Air Max’s in a video and I was heated!
April 11th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Willy Swagger Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
womans basketball= home of blown layups and richoting rebounds that decapate
^^^^^
and neverending ACL tears…..
April 11th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
eskay Says:
yo why is this nigga Chris Brown rocking my Hundreds hoody in this video?
—————
… maybe you left it in his hotel room one night … Ayo? …
April 11th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
SMH …Gotta love Charm City!
tinyurl.com/5yyucf
April 11th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Word Chicks have some kind of genetic type shit where they can tear an ACL just by farting or cumming….unbelievable reminds me of the time I tore my MCL for drinking soo much
April 11th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
lol.. thanks rex i do what i can
April 11th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
*sees Mariah video for first time*
wow
April 11th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
D. Billz Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
LMAO @ CS88
*collective dapz to all I missed earlier*
^^^
*daps the Mayor*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
April 11th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
is Candace Parker packing any bounce to her back, she looks way to delicate. I like Slender but with that bounce, Word to Stacey Dash
April 11th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
landLORD Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
eskay Says:
yo why is this nigga Chris Brown rocking my Hundreds hoody in this video?
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… maybe you left it in his hotel room one night … Ayo? …
^ *sees ticking bomb*
*runs in opposite direction*
April 11th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
rex and Greens WTF? ……please cut/paste that shit
April 11th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
D. Billz Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
landLORD Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
… Candace Parker aint the only chick that can dunk anymore … there’s like 4 or 5 broads dunking during games now …
^ that’s cool, she was the first one wit’ it – Camel
———————
… Georgeann Wells and Lisa Leslie both dunked in games well before Candace Parker … Parker was like the 4th or 5th …
April 11th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
landLORD Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
eskay Says:
yo why is this nigga Chris Brown rocking my Hundreds hoody in this video?
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… maybe you left it in his hotel room one night … Ayo? …
^^^ Whoa…LOL
April 11th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Willy Swagger Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
is Candace Parker packing any bounce to her back, she looks way to delicate. I like Slender but with that bounce, Word to Stacey Dash
^^^
Fux! im about to email u…
April 11th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
eskay Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
*sees Mariah video for first time*
wow
^I thought you auditioned to be the nerdy dude?
April 11th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
… Ayo? …
^^ This Subtlety killed me *jumps off balcony* Word to Erick Sermon
April 11th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
ya’ll can blow dick, cuz as is customary with alot of my clothing, I’ve gotten mad compliments on that hoody.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I should do a remix to Estelle’s jumpie…
Afrikan Girl
smh @ Amerikkkan Boy
And how the fuck corny ass Terrance J. end up in this vid? And for the record, he’s from North Carolina. Hot damn they lost. That ninja does his best NYC impression better than the natives.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
*currently listening to Devin the dude “just tryin to live†Chopped and screwed limited edition cd- mixed by Michael Watts*
April 11th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
I have a homie who yells ‘Zimbabwe’ at all times for no reason e.g.
Bartender ‘What you like to drink’
Homie ‘Bud Light , zimbabwe thanks’
Bartender ‘Excuse me’
Homie ‘Bud Light Zimbabwe homie’
Bartender *quizzical face goes and brings beer*
April 11th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
D. Billz Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I should do a remix to Estelle’s jumpie…
Afrikan Girl
smh @ Amerikkkan Boy
And how the fuck corny ass Terrance J. end up in this vid? And for the record, he’s from North Carolina. Hot damn they lost. That ninja does his best NYC impression better than the natives.
^^^^
co-sign. Biggest. Jocksniffer. Ever.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Billz lost major for pointing out some dude name Terrance’s tendencies. Word to I know he is on BET, which I havent watched since the demise of UnKut
April 11th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
*straight face*
… Devin the Dude > Andrea 3000 …
April 11th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
landLORD Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
D. Billz Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
landLORD Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
… Candace Parker aint the only chick that can dunk anymore … there’s like 4 or 5 broads dunking during games now …
^ that’s cool, she was the first one wit’ it – Camel
———————
… Georgeann Wells and Lisa Leslie both dunked in games well before Candace Parker … Parker was like the 4th or 5th …
^On the collegiate level?
April 11th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
# eskay Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
ya’ll can blow dick, cuz as is customary with alot of my clothing, I’ve gotten mad compliments on that hoody.
^ eskat to wifey at the breakfast table: “do you like my hoody? fucking say yes or ill punch you in your mouth while you eat those cheerios.”
April 11th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Willy Swagger Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Billz lost major for pointing out some dude name Terrance’s tendencies.
^I call a spade, a spade.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
# Willy Swagger Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Billz lost major for pointing out some dude name Terrance’s tendencies. Word to I know he is on BET, which I havent watched since the demise of UnKut
^^^
No shame in my game … I used to watch Unkut lol. “Pussy poppin on a handstand”
*daps all in attention*
April 11th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
DBillz asks
^On the collegiate level?
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… Wells in college … Leslie in the pros …
April 11th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
eskay know better. Wifey don’t be payin’ that ninja no mind. That’s why he buy them hoodies. Tryin’ to see if he still got it n’ shit.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
*Vibing to “Tick-Tock†by Esco and Prodigy….some smooth Queens shit.
^this nigga KLO, is a very smart music strategist.
link the mariah video someone thanks
April 11th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Devin’s catalog > outkast’s catalog