Vanilla Ice Arrested for Battery
I saw this on TMZ last night, and I was like, naaah I’m not posting that shit…But I see the cool kids are reporting it, and really, why would I pass up the chance to hit people in the head with that pic first thing in the morning.
Last night in Palm Beach, a white male by the name of a Mr. Van-Illa was arrested for simple battery.
According to a police report from the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office, the rapper, whose real name is Robert Van Winkle, was taken into custody Thursday night at his Wellington home. He was being held without bond on a simple battery charge.
His wife, Laura, reportedly called police saying Van Winkle “struck her” and “kicked her” during an argument but when deputies showed up, she said he only pushed her and she didn’t want to give a statement. She said just wanted a divorce.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:36 am
loser
April 11th, 2008 at 9:36 am
*visualizes skit Jim Carry did on In Living Color*
*dies*
April 11th, 2008 at 9:38 am
He threatened to kill that bitch that is why she switched her story. All right stop collaborate and listen
April 11th, 2008 at 9:40 am
halleujah its friday
good morning gentlemen: cold, crazy, plug, foe, ty, big homie, es, etc
eli porter > your favorite rapper
April 11th, 2008 at 9:40 am
Morning Greenie, Plug, and the rest
April 11th, 2008 at 9:41 am
lmao @ that pic
April 11th, 2008 at 9:41 am
*goggles images Megan Fox*
*drools over keyboard*
*I think i’m in love*
*does Wu Tang*
How it be Nah??
April 11th, 2008 at 9:42 am
green eyes Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 9:35 am
halleujah its friday
good morning gentlemen: cold, crazy, plug, foe, ty, big homie, es, etc
eli porter > your favorite rapper
^^^
APPLAUD bitches who be mad & hate you cuz u dont wanna fuck’em… Even when they do EVERyTHING to put the pussy in your face! ….BITCH! WHAT PART OF “YOU MAD†dont you understand!!!
*kisses greenys cheek*
*smacks her on ass, twards Kitchen*
(20 minutes later)
*88 smelles Turkey Bacon, Grits & Crab Cakes*
April 11th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Yea this has been a long week. Week’s need to be shorter and weekends need to be longer
April 11th, 2008 at 9:42 am
damn green and even after your incounter with your huband(illa van) you still come on nahright to chat it up with us, thats whats up
April 11th, 2008 at 9:44 am
ha.. not even almost digi
brb
got a mtngmake crazy breakfastApril 11th, 2008 at 9:44 am
i think kanye wore that same outfit illa van got on in that pic
April 11th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Greenie make me some too. Digi spark a blunt in the meantime
April 11th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Yea this has been a long week. Week’s need to be shorter and weekends need to be longer
^^^^^^^^^^
Co-sign… Three day weekends need to be enforced….
“Free Mondays Now”
April 11th, 2008 at 9:46 am
you ever smoke a blunt and by the time it gets less than half way
you clip it and roll a fresh blunt??
April 11th, 2008 at 9:48 am
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Get above outfit at the following website
www.mauricegarlandsclothesforwiggers.com
Dont wait get your wigger on today…
April 11th, 2008 at 9:49 am
What’s good Nah? Anybody that gets hung out of a window, tells the story on TV, then switches swithches said story on TV, is a prime canidate for commiting domestic abuse. I don’t know why. They just are.
*daps homie, plug and the rest of the crew*
*gives green respecful hug*
April 11th, 2008 at 9:49 am
drugskillhiphop.wordpress.com/2008/04/11/do-not-try-this-at-home/
April 11th, 2008 at 9:50 am
Digital Scales Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 9:46 am
you ever smoke a blunt and by the time it gets less than half way
you clip it and roll a fresh blunt??
^^^
lol was the old L boring you?
April 11th, 2008 at 9:51 am
www.drugskillhiphop.wordpress.com/2008/04/11/do-not-try-this-at-home
kobe hopping over an ashon martin, damn
April 11th, 2008 at 9:52 am
www.impawards.com/2008/posters/dark_knight_ver4.jpg
(JOKER laugh)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
April 11th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Digital Scales Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 9:23 am
copped a box of strawberry dutchies last night, some new shit to me at least…they were pretty good,ima stick to vanillas tho
———-
thats so 2 years ago. regular rellos only
April 11th, 2008 at 9:52 am
^ Damn that shit is crazy. I bet you a blunt, I could do that too
April 11th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Mornin and happy Friday to greens, Crazy, cOLD, ty ty, woodro, Big Homie, Foe, Plugster, DBlock, etc
*daps and 1 hug where appropriate*
@greenie, who’s eli porter?
and Vanilla Ice is a numbnuts.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Eli Porter > Nas
April 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 9:41 am
*goggles images Megan Fox*
*drools over keyboard*
*I think i’m in love*
*does Wu Tang*
How it be Nah??
^^^
whudup Busta!
Megan is on point…but she with that 90210 fucker.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
eskay Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Eli Porter > Nas
^^^
why was he feelin dude up thou?
April 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
LF & LP
Has anyone seen the video of 8 teenage girls that invite a girl over and beat the shit out of her, it was all over youtube, that shits beyond wrong….
April 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Vanilla white owls > Vanilla Dutchies > Vanilla Ice
April 11th, 2008 at 9:56 am
parisdvds.com/welcome3.html
Yup.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:57 am
LF & LP
Has anyone seen the video of 8 teenage girls that invite a girl over and beat the shit out of her, it was all over youtube, that shits beyond wrong….
^ link or perish
April 11th, 2008 at 9:57 am
^^^
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ
^
eli porter
lmaooooooooooo
April 11th, 2008 at 9:57 am
SMH @ cats using flavored blunts.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
LF & LP
Has anyone seen the video of 8 teenage girls that invite a girl over and beat the shit out of her, it was all over youtube, that shits beyond wrong….
^^^
yea i saw it. it was no real fight. when Broads really FIGHT, bitches get striped naked… this shit was a joke, i cut it off.
APPLAUD BITCHES WHO STRIP BITCHES NAKED in the STREET.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Rizla > Vanilla white owls > Vanilla Dutchies > Vanilla Ice
April 11th, 2008 at 9:58 am
electrogremlinCS88 Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
eskay Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Eli Porter > Nas
^^^
why was he feelin dude up thou?
^^^
okay I missed something…go ahead and fill in the clueless white boy.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:59 am
lmao lmao lmao
April 11th, 2008 at 9:59 am
>>SMH @ cats using flavored blunts.
you can’t even taste the flavor in a vanilla whitey
April 11th, 2008 at 9:59 am
eskay Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Vanilla white owls > Vanilla Dutchies > Vanilla Ice
Papers ( especially Raws ) > any blunts
eskay Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Eli Porter > Nas
fo sho, Eli Porter is the truth, he is here to save hip-hop
* packs warm clothes in suitcase for my eternal trip to hell *
April 11th, 2008 at 10:00 am
>>you can’t even taste the flavor in a vanilla whitey
woah…PAUSE
April 11th, 2008 at 10:00 am
lmao lmao
April 11th, 2008 at 10:00 am
whudup Busta!
Megan is on point…but she with that 90210 fucker.
^^^^^^^^
Mere details!!!!
@ MTF,
Got some Master Ace on rotation, the sun is shinin, it’s last day work for the week and i’m going to pick up a half ounce of dutch after work..
LIFE is GOOD…
April 11th, 2008 at 10:01 am
s111.photobucket.com/albums/n141/whitesoldier3/?start=all
^^^
SHE AINT MINE!
April 11th, 2008 at 10:01 am
woah…PAUSE
^good catch (not the blogger) and n/h
April 11th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Mark Twain Fame Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 9:58 am
electrogremlinCS88 Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
eskay Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Eli Porter > Nas
^^^
why was he feelin dude up thou?
^^^
okay I missed something…go ahead and fill in the clueless white boy.
_________
i’ve been trying to tell everyone
youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ
April 11th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:
April 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
LF & LP
Has anyone seen the video of 8 teenage girls that invite a girl over and beat the shit out of her, it was all over youtube, that shits beyond wrong….
^^^
yeah that shit was fucked up…
they intent was…they wanted to post a video on youtube…damn these kids need more ish to do then just TV and the ‘nets.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:02 am
>>you can’t even taste the flavor in a vanilla whitey
———-
then whats the purpose. might as well use a reg
April 11th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Strawberry dutches???? Never seen ‘em. We just got graper around here a couple months ago. I’m strichly Vanilla and regular tho.
April 11th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
He threatened to kill that bitch that is why she switched her story. All right stop collaborate and listen
^^^^^
Haha. Classic…
April 11th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
My hero!
April 11th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
“All right Laura, Stop, Collaborate and Listenâ€
“LEAVE ME ALONE!â€
“Will it ever stop? Yo, I don’t knowâ€
“I’M CALLING THE POLICE ASSHOLE!!!â€
“Word to your motherâ€
April 11th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
http://www.zshare.net/audio/59637727bafc0e/