Eminem Stan Sentenced in Cell Phone Theft

Remember this kid? He stole Kim Mathers’ cell phone from a bingo hall (classy) and started crank calling Em and Obie, asking them to listen to his demo. Then when Em screamed on him, he sampled it and made a song about it. Good times. Well, the little homey was recently sentenced to a year of probation and hit with a $230 fine for his stannery.
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April 9th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Aww man, I was just getting started. We like the algernod post better, lol J/K
n/h
April 9th, 2008 at 11:25 am
first…
April 9th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Stan of all stans… the orignal.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:26 am
first is the worst second is the best
April 9th, 2008 at 11:26 am
LOL @ Eskay….you get the craziest pics my dude.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:26 am
this dumb ass Algernod looking ass muhfucka…SMH
April 9th, 2008 at 11:26 am
FREE TWO TIMES! FREE TWO TIMES! FREE TWO TIMES!
April 9th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Seriously tho, Algernod? No typo?
April 9th, 2008 at 11:27 am
$230? thats it?
April 9th, 2008 at 11:27 am
the O.G. Triple O.G. of Stans…
April 9th, 2008 at 11:28 am
SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 11:26 am
FREE TWO TIMES! FREE TWO TIMES! FREE TWO TIMES!
^^^^^^
What, 2X’s got banned AGAIN?
What happened?
April 9th, 2008 at 11:29 am
http://www.whudat.com/hip_hop_real_names/
^ I am sure this has been posted on here before (actually it has) but a shit load of goverment names. Enjoy and let clowning begin……again
April 9th, 2008 at 11:29 am
speaking of bad names… why is luther Campbell’s daughter named Lutheria?
http://www.miamiherald.com/435/story/488261.html
April 9th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Jud Buechler Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 11:26 am
# D. Billz Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 11:19 am
@ Nah collective
Aint shit, chillin’. Lil’ PG heffa in my Business Writing class… I wanna poke her uterus. And she slim. Can’t remember if I ever tagged a slim one. I’m tryna see what dat be like (c) Mike Epps
^^^
Slim chicks aren’t all that exciting. Pretty skinny chicks are the worst. They’re sexual skills are usually sub-par. They are basically good for trophies.
That’s why you always see niggas with ugly throwed off chicks, getting them pregnant and shit, cause they know how to pop that pussy on a nigga.
^ *dapz Boosie*
LOL. Damn, from that perspective I see what you mean. Me and the homie were just disussin’ the other day how this one heffa he know got madd kids, and one of the kid’s fathers is a self-proclaimed “Ricky Fontaine” (c) Martin, ass ninja.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:31 am
green eyes Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 11:29 am
speaking of bad names… why is luther Campbell’s daughter named Lutheria?
***Did you see the shit I posted yesterday, where Al B. Sure’s son is calling himself Lil’ Al B Sure!
Pure hilarity…
April 9th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Flowers for Algernod?!…
…LMAO.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:32 am
damn let my ass go steal some other celebs phone then cause I got your $230 for real!
April 9th, 2008 at 11:32 am
# green eyes Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 11:29 am
speaking of bad names… why is luther Campbell’s daughter named Lutheria?
miamiherald.com/435/story/488261.html
^^^
Why? lol. I thought Kharisma was bad but this …
April 9th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Big Homie Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 11:29 am
http://www.whudat.com/hip_hop_real_names/
^ I am sure this has been posted on here before (actually it has) but a shit load of goverment names. Enjoy and let clowning begin……again
^^^ LOL…funny sh*t, B.H.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Aint shit, chillin’. Lil’ PG heffa in my Business Writing class… I wanna poke her uterus. And she slim. Can’t remember if I ever tagged a slim one. I’m tryna see what dat be like (c) Mike Epps
>>So you saying that you normally only smash hefty heffas?…lol. I got weight limits dun and she doesn’t need to get on a scale to fail my test. If a chick ankles bigger than my forearm…she too damn big, that’s aside from the obvious ones. Spit yo’ game, talk you shit (c) BIG and throw her myspace/facebook up for good measure…
April 9th, 2008 at 11:33 am
RIGZ Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 11:28 am
SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 11:26 am
FREE TWO TIMES! FREE TWO TIMES! FREE TWO TIMES!
^^^^^^
What, 2X’s got banned AGAIN?
What happened?
^^^
somebody said he was Beef’n with Eskay again & some others.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:33 am
@ big homie- you’re welcome
@ icon— yeah thats wackness. its worse than lutheria because shorty CHOSE it of his own free will
April 9th, 2008 at 11:34 am
***Word, plus in 20 yrs, you can be a showstopper at family reunions, by performing T-Pain’s greatest hits on your throat box thingy…..(none)
^^^^ she (click) bought us (click) drinks (click) to drink (click) we drunk eeuummm (click)
April 9th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Pretty Ricky [Spectacular] real name: Spectacular Smith
April 9th, 2008 at 11:34 am
LMBAO at that pic.
Also, I think Eminem turning into Elvis (hemit behavior, pill addictions, weighing in excess of 250lbs depending on where you read it…) is one of the most bizarre/hilarious things to happen in hip hop. EVER. I wish we knew more…
April 9th, 2008 at 11:35 am
why is luther Campbell’s daughter named Lutheria
>>What part of the game is that…that’s terrible.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Aint shit, chillin’. Lil’ PG heffa in my Business Writing class… I wanna poke her uterus. And she slim. Can’t remember if I ever tagged a slim one. I’m tryna see what dat be like (c) Mike Epps
***I actually like slimmer chicks, personally…not scrawny or starving, though…
April 9th, 2008 at 11:37 am
(BURP)
April 9th, 2008 at 11:38 am
911 Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 11:35 am
why is luther Campbell’s daughter named Lutheria
>>What part of the game is that…that’s terrible.
***Nobody will ever top George Foreman (none) naming like 6 of his sons “George”, lol….
April 9th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Peace out ya’ll!!!!!
April 9th, 2008 at 11:39 am
b-ease Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 11:34 am
LMBAO at that pic.
Also, I think Eminem turning into Elvis (hemit behavior, pill addictions, weighing in excess of 250lbs depending on where you read it…) is one of the most bizarre/hilarious things to happen in hip hop. EVER. I wish we knew more…
^I totally agree…symbolic irony at it’s best!
April 9th, 2008 at 11:39 am
>>What, 2X’s got banned AGAIN
come on yo, stop it…Two Times has never been banned from Nah Right. if he ain’t around, it’s by his own choosing.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:39 am
I’m so extra, so next to blow
So fly, get pest control
No joke when it comes to the flow
Its nasty, couldnt touch it with a hundred foot pole
April 9th, 2008 at 11:40 am
green eyes Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 11:27 am
$230? thats it?
^^^
prob just covering the cost of that plastic ass LG phone.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:41 am
ven
it was flowers for algernon
but close enough. the joke was still funny
April 9th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Not a hip hop celeb, per se, except for the fact that he was in Run DMC’s “Tricky” video, but Penn Gillette named his daughter “Moxie Crimefighter”.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:41 am
***Nobody will ever top George Foreman (none) naming like 6 of his sons “Georgeâ€, lol….
^ Kimbo did somethin like that too:
His first two sons are named Kevin, the third Kevlar. His three daughters have also names beginning with K, Kassandra, Kiara, & Kevina.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:41 am
eskay Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 11:39 am
>>What, 2X’s got banned AGAIN
come on yo, stop it…Two Times has never been banned from Nah Right. if he ain’t around, it’s by his own choosing.
^^^
applaud Simon.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:41 am
eskay Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 11:39 am
>>What, 2X’s got banned AGAIN
come on yo, stop it…Two Times has never been banned from Nah Right. if he ain’t around, it’s by his own choosing.
^^^^^
…Seen…
April 9th, 2008 at 11:41 am
911 Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Aint shit, chillin’. Lil’ PG heffa in my Business Writing class… I wanna poke her uterus. And she slim. Can’t remember if I ever tagged a slim one. I’m tryna see what dat be like (c) Mike Epps
>>So you saying that you normally only smash hefty heffas?…lol. I got weight limits dun and she doesn’t need to get on a scale to fail my test. If a chick ankles bigger than my forearm…she too damn big, that’s aside from the obvious ones. Spit yo’ game, talk you shit (c) BIG and throw her myspace/facebook up for good measure…
^LOL… most thick, some beyond thick, a few “a lil’ joggin’ wouldn’t hurt”, and yeah, it’s some heavy-weights sprinkled in there too. But as for shorty… Exhibit A: http://www.tinyurl.com/3mefgq
April 9th, 2008 at 11:42 am
@ big homie- you’re welcome
^ I take it you posted it before or earlier today. I just happen to look it up. I was gone for awhile on a smoke break.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:42 am
J. Holiday - Nahum Grymes
April 9th, 2008 at 11:43 am
# Dem Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 11:41 am
***Nobody will ever top George Foreman (none) naming like 6 of his sons “Georgeâ€, lol….
^ Kimbo did somethin like that too:
His first two sons are named Kevin, the third Kevlar. His three daughters have also names beginning with K, Kassandra, Kiara, & Kevina.
^ *forgets to wear vest*
*visits philly*
April 9th, 2008 at 11:43 am
…We keep it Ghet–to with the plastic cups…
April 9th, 2008 at 11:43 am
i’ll fuck a big boned or slim chick/
beat that pussy up real quick then send home the bitch
smh @ myself for quoting oochie wally w/o having to look it up
April 9th, 2008 at 11:44 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Aint shit, chillin’. Lil’ PG heffa in my Business Writing class… I wanna poke her uterus. And she slim. Can’t remember if I ever tagged a slim one. I’m tryna see what dat be like (c) Mike Epps
***I actually like slimmer chicks, personally…not scrawny or starving, though…
^And she from Capitol Heights, so I know she got some hood in her. Lol
April 9th, 2008 at 11:49 am
yo b-ease *dappage* was it you that I was having a discussion yesterday about some Cube albums?
April 9th, 2008 at 11:50 am
The track was aight to be honest but he don’t want it with em
April 9th, 2008 at 11:51 am
http://www.tinyurl.com/3mefgq
>>Smash. Fly. Wall.
I’m so extra, so next to blow
So fly, get pest control
No joke when it comes to the flow
Its nasty, couldnt touch it with a hundred foot pole
>>React we don’t do, Collapse ya whole crew
I’ll put the hammer to his head he’s a dead shark.
***Nobody will ever top George Foreman (none) naming like 6 of his sons “Georgeâ€, lol….
>>I couldn’t fathom being a george having my pops call me like, “a number two tell your brother fourth to come here…wackness.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:54 am
the third Kevlar
^^^
No. Oh God no…
*curls up in fetal position*
*dies of a broken heart*
*pause*
April 9th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
kid kinda ripped em,
no?
April 9th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
I agree with MrOctober.. I reckon he did Rip em to a certain extent.. I think his diss hit harder than anyone elses shitty attempts.
August 20th, 2009 at 4:31 am
Don’t you hate it when there’s a trail of ants marching across your kitchen counter tops? Or when you find ants nibbling on crumbs in the cupboard or along the baseboards?