Eminem Stan Sentenced in Cell Phone Theft

Remember this kid? He stole Kim Mathers’ cell phone from a bingo hall (classy) and started crank calling Em and Obie, asking them to listen to his demo. Then when Em screamed on him, he sampled it and made a song about it. Good times. Well, the little homey was recently sentenced to a year of probation and hit with a $230 fine for his stannery. 

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53 Responses to “Eminem Stan Sentenced in Cell Phone Theft”

  1. Joe 88 Says:

    Aww man, I was just getting started. We like the algernod post better, lol J/K

    n/h

  2. DIGITALJUNKY Says:

    first…

  3. D. Billz Says:

    Stan of all stans… the orignal.

  4. the new internet forum gangster Says:

    first is the worst second is the best

  5. KLO Says:

    LOL @ Eskay….you get the craziest pics my dude.

  6. BabyDoll Says:

    this dumb ass Algernod looking ass muhfucka…SMH

  7. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    FREE TWO TIMES! FREE TWO TIMES! FREE TWO TIMES!

  8. Dem Says:

    Seriously tho, Algernod? No typo?

  9. green eyes Says:

    $230? thats it?

  10. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    the O.G. Triple O.G. of Stans…

  11. RIGZ Says:

    SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    April 9th, 2008 at 11:26 am
    FREE TWO TIMES! FREE TWO TIMES! FREE TWO TIMES!

    ^^^^^^

    What, 2X’s got banned AGAIN?

    What happened?

  12. Big Homie Says:

    http://www.whudat.com/hip_hop_real_names/

    ^ I am sure this has been posted on here before (actually it has) but a shit load of goverment names. Enjoy and let clowning begin……again

  13. green eyes Says:

    speaking of bad names… why is luther Campbell’s daughter named Lutheria?

    http://www.miamiherald.com/435/story/488261.html

  14. D. Billz Says:

    Jud Buechler Says:

    April 9th, 2008 at 11:26 am
    # D. Billz Says:
    April 9th, 2008 at 11:19 am

    @ Nah collective

    Aint shit, chillin’. Lil’ PG heffa in my Business Writing class… I wanna poke her uterus. And she slim. Can’t remember if I ever tagged a slim one. I’m tryna see what dat be like (c) Mike Epps

    ^^^

    Slim chicks aren’t all that exciting. Pretty skinny chicks are the worst. They’re sexual skills are usually sub-par. They are basically good for trophies.

    That’s why you always see niggas with ugly throwed off chicks, getting them pregnant and shit, cause they know how to pop that pussy on a nigga.

    ^ *dapz Boosie*

    LOL. Damn, from that perspective I see what you mean. Me and the homie were just disussin’ the other day how this one heffa he know got madd kids, and one of the kid’s fathers is a self-proclaimed “Ricky Fontaine” (c) Martin, ass ninja.

  15. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    green eyes Says:

    April 9th, 2008 at 11:29 am
    speaking of bad names… why is luther Campbell’s daughter named Lutheria?

    ***Did you see the shit I posted yesterday, where Al B. Sure’s son is calling himself Lil’ Al B Sure!
    Pure hilarity…

  16. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Flowers for Algernod?!…

    …LMAO.

  17. The E-Biz Says:

    damn let my ass go steal some other celebs phone then cause I got your $230 for real!

  18. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # green eyes Says:
    April 9th, 2008 at 11:29 am

    speaking of bad names… why is luther Campbell’s daughter named Lutheria?

    miamiherald.com/435/story/488261.html
    ^^^

    Why? lol. I thought Kharisma was bad but this …

  19. KLO Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    April 9th, 2008 at 11:29 am
    http://www.whudat.com/hip_hop_real_names/

    ^ I am sure this has been posted on here before (actually it has) but a shit load of goverment names. Enjoy and let clowning begin……again

    ^^^ LOL…funny sh*t, B.H.

  20. 911 Says:

    Aint shit, chillin’. Lil’ PG heffa in my Business Writing class… I wanna poke her uterus. And she slim. Can’t remember if I ever tagged a slim one. I’m tryna see what dat be like (c) Mike Epps

    >>So you saying that you normally only smash hefty heffas?…lol. I got weight limits dun and she doesn’t need to get on a scale to fail my test. If a chick ankles bigger than my forearm…she too damn big, that’s aside from the obvious ones. Spit yo’ game, talk you shit (c) BIG and throw her myspace/facebook up for good measure…

  21. SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    RIGZ Says:

    April 9th, 2008 at 11:28 am
    SNORT_SNORTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    April 9th, 2008 at 11:26 am
    FREE TWO TIMES! FREE TWO TIMES! FREE TWO TIMES!

    ^^^^^^

    What, 2X’s got banned AGAIN?

    What happened?

    ^^^
    somebody said he was Beef’n with Eskay again & some others.

  22. green eyes Says:

    @ big homie- you’re welcome

    @ icon— yeah thats wackness. its worse than lutheria because shorty CHOSE it of his own free will

  23. lo k Says:

    ***Word, plus in 20 yrs, you can be a showstopper at family reunions, by performing T-Pain’s greatest hits on your throat box thingy…..(none)

    ^^^^ she (click) bought us (click) drinks (click) to drink (click) we drunk eeuummm (click)

  24. Dem Says:

    Pretty Ricky [Spectacular] real name: Spectacular Smith

  25. b-ease Says:

    LMBAO at that pic.

    Also, I think Eminem turning into Elvis (hemit behavior, pill addictions, weighing in excess of 250lbs depending on where you read it…) is one of the most bizarre/hilarious things to happen in hip hop. EVER. I wish we knew more…

  26. 911 Says:

    why is luther Campbell’s daughter named Lutheria

    >>What part of the game is that…that’s terrible.

  27. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Aint shit, chillin’. Lil’ PG heffa in my Business Writing class… I wanna poke her uterus. And she slim. Can’t remember if I ever tagged a slim one. I’m tryna see what dat be like (c) Mike Epps

    ***I actually like slimmer chicks, personally…not scrawny or starving, though…

  28. ELECTROGREMLINcs88 Says:

    (BURP)

  29. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    911 Says:

    April 9th, 2008 at 11:35 am
    why is luther Campbell’s daughter named Lutheria

    >>What part of the game is that…that’s terrible.

    ***Nobody will ever top George Foreman (none) naming like 6 of his sons “George”, lol….

  30. Joe 88 Says:

    Peace out ya’ll!!!!!

  31. BabyDoll Says:

    b-ease Says:

    April 9th, 2008 at 11:34 am
    LMBAO at that pic.

    Also, I think Eminem turning into Elvis (hemit behavior, pill addictions, weighing in excess of 250lbs depending on where you read it…) is one of the most bizarre/hilarious things to happen in hip hop. EVER. I wish we knew more…

    ^I totally agree…symbolic irony at it’s best!

  32. eskay Says:

    >>What, 2X’s got banned AGAIN

    come on yo, stop it…Two Times has never been banned from Nah Right. if he ain’t around, it’s by his own choosing.

  33. RIGZ Says:

    I’m so extra, so next to blow
    So fly, get pest control
    No joke when it comes to the flow
    Its nasty, couldnt touch it with a hundred foot pole

  34. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    green eyes Says:

    April 9th, 2008 at 11:27 am
    $230? thats it?

    ^^^

    prob just covering the cost of that plastic ass LG phone.

  35. catch22 Says:

    ven
    it was flowers for algernon

    but close enough. the joke was still funny

  36. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Not a hip hop celeb, per se, except for the fact that he was in Run DMC’s “Tricky” video, but Penn Gillette named his daughter “Moxie Crimefighter”.

  37. Dem Says:

    ***Nobody will ever top George Foreman (none) naming like 6 of his sons “George”, lol….

    ^ Kimbo did somethin like that too:

    His first two sons are named Kevin, the third Kevlar. His three daughters have also names beginning with K, Kassandra, Kiara, & Kevina.

  38. ELECTROGREMLINcs88 Says:

    eskay Says:

    April 9th, 2008 at 11:39 am
    >>What, 2X’s got banned AGAIN

    come on yo, stop it…Two Times has never been banned from Nah Right. if he ain’t around, it’s by his own choosing.

    ^^^
    applaud Simon.

  39. RIGZ Says:

    eskay Says:

    April 9th, 2008 at 11:39 am
    >>What, 2X’s got banned AGAIN

    come on yo, stop it…Two Times has never been banned from Nah Right. if he ain’t around, it’s by his own choosing.

    ^^^^^

    …Seen…

  40. D. Billz Says:

    911 Says:

    April 9th, 2008 at 11:32 am
    Aint shit, chillin’. Lil’ PG heffa in my Business Writing class… I wanna poke her uterus. And she slim. Can’t remember if I ever tagged a slim one. I’m tryna see what dat be like (c) Mike Epps

    >>So you saying that you normally only smash hefty heffas?…lol. I got weight limits dun and she doesn’t need to get on a scale to fail my test. If a chick ankles bigger than my forearm…she too damn big, that’s aside from the obvious ones. Spit yo’ game, talk you shit (c) BIG and throw her myspace/facebook up for good measure…

    ^LOL… most thick, some beyond thick, a few “a lil’ joggin’ wouldn’t hurt”, and yeah, it’s some heavy-weights sprinkled in there too. But as for shorty… Exhibit A: http://www.tinyurl.com/3mefgq

  41. Big Homie Says:

    @ big homie- you’re welcome

    ^ I take it you posted it before or earlier today. I just happen to look it up. I was gone for awhile on a smoke break.

  42. lo k Says:

    J. Holiday – Nahum Grymes

  43. green eyes Says:

    # Dem Says:
    April 9th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    ***Nobody will ever top George Foreman (none) naming like 6 of his sons “George”, lol….

    ^ Kimbo did somethin like that too:

    His first two sons are named Kevin, the third Kevlar. His three daughters have also names beginning with K, Kassandra, Kiara, & Kevina.

    ^ *forgets to wear vest*
    *visits philly*

  44. RIGZ Says:

    …We keep it Ghet–to with the plastic cups…

  45. catch22 Says:

    i’ll fuck a big boned or slim chick/
    beat that pussy up real quick then send home the bitch

    smh @ myself for quoting oochie wally w/o having to look it up

  46. D. Billz Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 9th, 2008 at 11:36 am
    Aint shit, chillin’. Lil’ PG heffa in my Business Writing class… I wanna poke her uterus. And she slim. Can’t remember if I ever tagged a slim one. I’m tryna see what dat be like (c) Mike Epps

    ***I actually like slimmer chicks, personally…not scrawny or starving, though…

    ^And she from Capitol Heights, so I know she got some hood in her. Lol

  47. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    yo b-ease *dappage* was it you that I was having a discussion yesterday about some Cube albums?

  48. riaden Says:

    The track was aight to be honest but he don’t want it with em

  49. 911 Says:

    http://www.tinyurl.com/3mefgq

    >>Smash. Fly. Wall.

    I’m so extra, so next to blow
    So fly, get pest control
    No joke when it comes to the flow
    Its nasty, couldnt touch it with a hundred foot pole

    >>React we don’t do, Collapse ya whole crew
    I’ll put the hammer to his head he’s a dead shark.

    ***Nobody will ever top George Foreman (none) naming like 6 of his sons “George”, lol….

    >>I couldn’t fathom being a george having my pops call me like, “a number two tell your brother fourth to come here…wackness.

  50. b-ease Says:

    the third Kevlar

    ^^^
    No. Oh God no…

    *curls up in fetal position*
    *dies of a broken heart*
    *pause*

  51. MrOctober Says:

    kid kinda ripped em,
    no?

  52. Check yourself Says:

    I agree with MrOctober.. I reckon he did Rip em to a certain extent.. I think his diss hit harder than anyone elses shitty attempts.

  53. pest control tulsa Says:

    Don’t you hate it when there’s a trail of ants marching across your kitchen counter tops? Or when you find ants nibbling on crumbs in the cupboard or along the baseboards?

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