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… Tennessee’s big booty point guard, Shannon Bobbitt (13pts) is doing more than carrying Candace Parker’s (7pts) weed tonight … LadyVols 37-29 @ the half …
April 8th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
… Tennessee’s big booty point guard, Shannon Bobbitt
^OH SHIT! I knew that name sounded madd familiar… that’s the shorty that was on a Ball Above All tape that I peeped back in the Summer of ‘02. She was on the hard-top givin’ ninjas the BUSINESS. Damn, I aint know she was in college already.
“I’ve never done a song with Eminem. I sent him a song and he ain’t do it. I didn’t like that but it’s all good. People be busy and stuff or a.k.a. just scared to get on a song with me.â€
Sorry If I’m late on this but lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 8th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Lil’ Wayne on not getting a song with Eminem:
“I’ve never done a song with Eminem. I sent him a song and he ain’t do it. I didn’t like that but it’s all good. People be busy and stuff or a.k.a. just scared to get on a song with me.â€
^Wayne has officially lost his frickin’ mind. That winja will Renegade him, early.
*dapz rex hussla*
What it is?
I notice the old vets resurfacing: rex, catch22, etc.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Candace Parker > Everybody on the Knicks not named Jamal Crawford in a one on one game officiated by the black female NBA ref.
Although the Knicks are lambasting the Pistons right now…
—————-
… yep … although Isiah’s final 1st round pick, Wilson Chandler is gonna be a good player … they just need a coach with an actual plan … Isiah just rolls the ball onto the court and watches the games unfold … he’s gone anyway … the hype about him staying as coach is gibberish … you can tell by his interviews and body language he’s done as coach … the players mock him and laugh at him from the bench … they may keep him in a front office position as Jim Dolan’s housemaid …
Chillin Billz, Due…Yo have you ever smashed a chick as tall as Candace Parker…I haven’t shit I don’t think I’ve scaled any chick taller than 6 feet…she’s 6′5. Just splendid. I’d massage every muscle on that heffa ery’day.
I have yet to see the phattie on Bobbitt that landLORD was raving about. Anybody got a link to a back shot pic of her?
———————
… LMAO … its moving too fast right now … you gonna have to wait till she shoot free throws or suttin … or maybe Boosie/Jud got some tinypics of her chillin, like he did with the LSU Women’s team …
EnglandRepresent Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
What up Billy? 911? LORD of the land?
911 Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
acknowledges crowd whaddup?
@ land - man Isiah is/was one of my favorite players…I’m feel attached to his failure as I was his success. I never thought he’d go out like this. I wish he could stay, but this is a business not a fraternity. Therefore, that nigga doomed.
Of course he ass gonna look fat shootin a free throw she gotta bend her knees and her booty gonna stick out
Candice parker is cute she roc wit sheldon williams he played for duke like 2yrs ago
…Yo have you ever smashed a chick as tall as Candace Parker
——————-
… i used to date a woman 5′11″ … only time I ever even noticed her height was when we tried to smash in her Honda Prelude … there was no room for conjugals … very awkward event …
lmao @ two tall mofos tryin’ to make it happen in a Prelude. That cramped ass back seat is not even really made for passengers. That was just an extra storage area. The tallest I ever got with was also 5′11. From PG County.
@ land - man Isiah is/was one of my favorite players…I’m feel attached to his failure as I was his success. I never thought he’d go out like this. I wish he could stay, but this is a business not a fraternity. Therefore, that nigga doomed.
———————
… i feel the same … i wanted the brother to do well (even though he was a hated Piston) … but i always sensed he was a slick talking Chicago con-man with no substance … just like when he was on NBC … feed him to lions …
… i used to date a woman 5′11″ … only time I ever even noticed her height was when we tried to smash in her Honda Prelude … there was no room for conjugals … very awkward event …
>say word had a 6′ foot chick in the 84′ regal when I was 16 maybe…her back was touching the roof when she was on me….hahahahahahaha. Shit was crazy…I miss my teen years. Matter of fact when I was seventeen I was on my Transformer shit or Optimus Prime. Wonka wonka wonka….lmao @ myself.
Lmao @ you calling it an event…yous’ a silly dude.
… LOL @ ANY photo of Sheldon Williams … Candace Parker is so focused on her game, that she hasnt bothered to take a GOOD look at her boyfriend … the horror …
Man I’ve googled Candace Parker at LEAST seven times these past two weeks…don’t judge me…a few of the links that provide an article with commentary almost always contains some form of derogatory remark concerning the way Sheldon looks…Hilarity.
I do not get their alliance…call me what you will, but that dude looks retarded. Nobody ever told his momma he was a cute baby. He looks like a monster off Star Wars, Lord of the Rings…something is just wrong with the picture. And dude is a scrub in the league.
… Deron Williams held Chris Paul to 4pts and 9assists … Hornets only 66pts …
>What channel was that{you got directv right}that was not on my league pass channels{750-*} and I knew it was supposed to come on…
PWahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha @ the
Golden State and Kings game….Shelden falls down and hurts his elbow and the caption that comes on under his name is *engaged to Candace Parker*
Pwahahahahahahahahahahahaha the media won’t let it last…is happy.
^I swear on everything that I googled Sheldon’s name and that was one of the top 3 images that popped up. Smfh. He’s about to get to the Consequence treatment tonight. Ol’ recessive genes lookin’ ass ninja.
That seems to be the consensus around the country - Candace Parker is hot. Not only did she make People magazine’s 100 Most Beautiful People list, we were told earlier this week that she is now engaged to be married - to Sheldon Williams no less. Sheldon is a guy that many put in that “alien look-a-like†category right along side Sam Cassell.
So what gives? Sheldon Williams? Candace Parker getting hitched is the ultimate “retiring while on top†scenario, kind of like Michael Jordan (the first time) or Barry Sanders, but much much worse.
Right now Parker has it all. She’s hot, she can dunk, she will be playing pro basketball after graduation and with all of the attention she gets from her looks, I would say she could get into modeling or even television.
There is one other scenario that we could be overlooking. Maybe this is just a quick overreaction after coming off the rebound of another relationship. Anyone know what happened with Stanley Asumnu? One minute those two are a big item around campus and next thing we know she’s engaged to someone else? Sounds like desperation right? Anything is possible.
Come to think of it, maybe she has a thing for weird looking basketball players. I always have been a big Stanley Asumnu supporter and I’ve even met and talked to him in person. Stanley is a great guy, but let’s face it, he is not exactly Denzel. Maybe there is a pattern to this madness after all.
Another thing that comes to my mind about this engagement is recruiting. I have heard of male athletes wanting to come on campus just to meet Candace. They want to come to Tennessee to have their shot to impress the “basketball goddess“. Could this adversely affect our recruiting in both football and basketball? I don’t think so either but it’s not going to help us any.
It’s not just high school athletes that are upset by this. It seems half the population is crushed from hearing this news. There are articles and blogs about this all over the internet. Has there ever been a women’s basketball player that received this much attention for not only her play on the court but also her looks? I realize that Candace is a pretty hot topic (pun intended) around Knoxville, but I have to admit that I am in awe at the amount of interest that she generates around the country. Just looking at the statistics for VolNation, the number of internet searches that include Candace’s name is mind boggling.
All is not lost. Candace Parker is only 21 years old and the wedding is not supposed to take place until after she graduates from the University of Tennessee. That’s a long time and a lot of things can happen between now and then so don’t give up hope, don’t lose the faith. There is still time for her to come to her senses.
… i know her brother Anthony Parker cant be too thrilled …
*random conversation*
Anthony Parker, Tor. raptors: “… yo Candace for’real ? … i can get you Chris Bosh’s phone number … or TJ Ford … or Adrea Bargnani even … why are you putting our family through this ? …
Candace Parker: “… dont worry Tony, he’s never actually smashed … its all a front … im really lesbian*
April 8th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
… i know her brother Anthony Parker cant be too thrilled …
*random conversation*
Anthony Parker, Tor. raptors: “… yo Candace for’real ? … i can get you Chris Bosh’s phone number … or TJ Ford … or Adrea Bargnani even … why are you putting our family through this ? …
Candace Parker: “… dont worry Tony, he’s never actually smashed … its all a front … im really lesbian*
^I laughed until the lesbian part… which is probably true. SMFH
… the great Sheryl Swoopes came out the closet and alienated most of her fan base (men) … Candace Parker (if she does munch carpet) would be wise to keep those dalliances on the low … and go head on and marry HellBoy …
… the great Sheryl Swoopes came out the closet and alientaed most of her fan base (men) … Candace Parker (if she does munch carpet) would be wise to keep those dalliances on the low … and go head on and marry HellBoy …
… the great Sheryl Swoopes came out the closet and alienated most of her fan base (men) … Candace Parker (if she does munch carpet) would be wise to keep those dalliances on the low … and go head on and marry HellBoy …
… the great Sheryl Swoopes came out the closet and alienated most of her fan base (men) … Candace Parker (if she does munch carpet) would be wise to keep those dalliances on the low … and go head on and marry HellBoy …
April 8th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Whole lotta Bun Bizzle coverage lately.
April 8th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
whats goood d block
going to that joell ortiz tonight at sob’s
April 8th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
XLR8R TV with Bun B @ SXSW
————————
*scrunched up face*
*confusion ensues*
… Pat ?… i’d like to buy a vowel please …
April 8th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Trill …
April 8th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
… Tennessee’s big booty point guard, Shannon Bobbitt (13pts) is doing more than carrying Candace Parker’s (7pts) weed tonight … LadyVols 37-29 @ the half …
April 8th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
U heatd that ortiz ish, “Letter to Obama†shit is tough
April 8th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
yo Esk…
April 8th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
landLORD Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
… Tennessee’s big booty point guard, Shannon Bobbitt
^OH SHIT! I knew that name sounded madd familiar… that’s the shorty that was on a Ball Above All tape that I peeped back in the Summer of ‘02. She was on the hard-top givin’ ninjas the BUSINESS. Damn, I aint know she was in college already.
April 8th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Lil’ Wayne on not getting a song with Eminem:
“I’ve never done a song with Eminem. I sent him a song and he ain’t do it. I didn’t like that but it’s all good. People be busy and stuff or a.k.a. just scared to get on a song with me.â€
Sorry If I’m late on this but lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 8th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Bobbitt & Parker = Iverson & Carmelo
April 8th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
rex hussla Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Lil’ Wayne on not getting a song with Eminem:
“I’ve never done a song with Eminem. I sent him a song and he ain’t do it. I didn’t like that but it’s all good. People be busy and stuff or a.k.a. just scared to get on a song with me.â€
^Wayne has officially lost his frickin’ mind. That winja will Renegade him, early.
*dapz rex hussla*
What it is?
I notice the old vets resurfacing: rex, catch22, etc.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Hux Fam - HoodStars
http://sharebee.com/60d70e54
April 8th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
I notice the old vets resurfacing: rex, catch22, EnglandRepresent
Yep yep I’m on my submarine shit, periscope up (none) on my submarine shit.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Candace Parker > Everybody on the Knicks not named Jamal Crawford in a one on one game officiated by the black female NBA ref.
Although the Knicks are lambasting the Pistons right now…
Tiger Woods is a robot…Why the hell did Bobbit not do her doo’, looking like an Imus girl…
acknowledges crowd whaddup?
April 8th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
911… What it is?
I have yet to see the phattie on Bobbitt that landLORD was raving about. Anybody got a link to a back shot pic of her?
April 8th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
EngBing… What it is?
April 8th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
911 Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Candace Parker > Everybody on the Knicks not named Jamal Crawford in a one on one game officiated by the black female NBA ref.
Although the Knicks are lambasting the Pistons right now…
—————-
… yep … although Isiah’s final 1st round pick, Wilson Chandler is gonna be a good player … they just need a coach with an actual plan … Isiah just rolls the ball onto the court and watches the games unfold … he’s gone anyway … the hype about him staying as coach is gibberish … you can tell by his interviews and body language he’s done as coach … the players mock him and laugh at him from the bench … they may keep him in a front office position as Jim Dolan’s housemaid …
April 8th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
… these big, burly white broads from Stanford are mad rugged …
April 8th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
What up Billy? 911? LORD of the land?
I said it before I say it again, I got 99 problems and a bitch is 98 of them.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Chillin Billz, Due…Yo have you ever smashed a chick as tall as Candace Parker…I haven’t shit I don’t think I’ve scaled any chick taller than 6 feet…she’s 6′5. Just splendid. I’d massage every muscle on that heffa ery’day.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
D. Billz Says:
I have yet to see the phattie on Bobbitt that landLORD was raving about. Anybody got a link to a back shot pic of her?
———————
… LMAO … its moving too fast right now … you gonna have to wait till she shoot free throws or suttin … or maybe Boosie/Jud got some tinypics of her chillin, like he did with the LSU Women’s team …
April 8th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
… damn … her knee is fucked … she gon’ cry when she get to the lockerroom …
*daps EngRep*
April 8th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
EnglandRepresent Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
What up Billy? 911? LORD of the land?
911 Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
acknowledges crowd whaddup?
@ land - man Isiah is/was one of my favorite players…I’m feel attached to his failure as I was his success. I never thought he’d go out like this. I wish he could stay, but this is a business not a fraternity. Therefore, that nigga doomed.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Of course he ass gonna look fat shootin a free throw she gotta bend her knees and her booty gonna stick out
Candice parker is cute she roc wit sheldon williams he played for duke like 2yrs ago
April 8th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
911 Says:
…Yo have you ever smashed a chick as tall as Candace Parker
——————-
… i used to date a woman 5′11″ … only time I ever even noticed her height was when we tried to smash in her Honda Prelude … there was no room for conjugals … very awkward event …
April 8th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
lmao @ two tall mofos tryin’ to make it happen in a Prelude. That cramped ass back seat is not even really made for passengers. That was just an extra storage area. The tallest I ever got with was also 5′11. From PG County.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
@ land - man Isiah is/was one of my favorite players…I’m feel attached to his failure as I was his success. I never thought he’d go out like this. I wish he could stay, but this is a business not a fraternity. Therefore, that nigga doomed.
———————
… i feel the same … i wanted the brother to do well (even though he was a hated Piston) … but i always sensed he was a slick talking Chicago con-man with no substance … just like when he was on NBC … feed him to lions …
… NEXT … Mark Jackson (aka Eskay) …
April 8th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
… i used to date a woman 5′11″ … only time I ever even noticed her height was when we tried to smash in her Honda Prelude … there was no room for conjugals … very awkward event …
>say word had a 6′ foot chick in the 84′ regal when I was 16 maybe…her back was touching the roof when she was on me….hahahahahahaha. Shit was crazy…I miss my teen years. Matter of fact when I was seventeen I was on my Transformer shit or Optimus Prime. Wonka wonka wonka….lmao @ myself.
Lmao @ you calling it an event…yous’ a silly dude.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Nah Lite Headline: Stacey Dash on the new King cover
^^^
Damn….that is a powerful cover.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
… LOL @ ANY photo of Sheldon Williams … Candace Parker is so focused on her game, that she hasnt bothered to take a GOOD look at her boyfriend … the horror …
April 8th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Stacey Dash is 40+. Gee-mo-netty.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
… Deron Williams held Chris Paul to 4pts and 9assists … Hornets only 66pts …
… Utah Jazz = personal sleeper pick for NBA Finals …
April 8th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Why are those Shop Boys dudes in a NAACP commercial talking about registering to vote. Anybody else think that’s a little odd?
April 8th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Man I’ve googled Candace Parker at LEAST seven times these past two weeks…don’t judge me…a few of the links that provide an article with commentary almost always contains some form of derogatory remark concerning the way Sheldon looks…Hilarity.
I do not get their alliance…call me what you will, but that dude looks retarded. Nobody ever told his momma he was a cute baby. He looks like a monster off Star Wars, Lord of the Rings…something is just wrong with the picture. And dude is a scrub in the league.
Sidenote: There set to be married this summer.
Stamps Post With HATER water mark insignia.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
http://www.zshare.net/audio/10253792e9912aeb/
Soco - Respect me
April 8th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
… Deron Williams held Chris Paul to 4pts and 9assists … Hornets only 66pts …
>What channel was that{you got directv right}that was not on my league pass channels{750-*} and I knew it was supposed to come on…
PWahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha @ the
Golden State and Kings game….Shelden falls down and hurts his elbow and the caption that comes on under his name is *engaged to Candace Parker*
Pwahahahahahahahahahahahaha the media won’t let it last…is happy.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
… apparantly looks arent important to Candace Parker …
… for all you ugly niggas out there, there’s hope yet …
… 1 …
April 8th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
www.volnation.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/candace4.jpg
^I swear on everything that I googled Sheldon’s name and that was one of the top 3 images that popped up. Smfh. He’s about to get to the Consequence treatment tonight. Ol’ recessive genes lookin’ ass ninja.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
That seems to be the consensus around the country - Candace Parker is hot. Not only did she make People magazine’s 100 Most Beautiful People list, we were told earlier this week that she is now engaged to be married - to Sheldon Williams no less. Sheldon is a guy that many put in that “alien look-a-like†category right along side Sam Cassell.
So what gives? Sheldon Williams? Candace Parker getting hitched is the ultimate “retiring while on top†scenario, kind of like Michael Jordan (the first time) or Barry Sanders, but much much worse.
Right now Parker has it all. She’s hot, she can dunk, she will be playing pro basketball after graduation and with all of the attention she gets from her looks, I would say she could get into modeling or even television.
There is one other scenario that we could be overlooking. Maybe this is just a quick overreaction after coming off the rebound of another relationship. Anyone know what happened with Stanley Asumnu? One minute those two are a big item around campus and next thing we know she’s engaged to someone else? Sounds like desperation right? Anything is possible.
Come to think of it, maybe she has a thing for weird looking basketball players. I always have been a big Stanley Asumnu supporter and I’ve even met and talked to him in person. Stanley is a great guy, but let’s face it, he is not exactly Denzel. Maybe there is a pattern to this madness after all.
Another thing that comes to my mind about this engagement is recruiting. I have heard of male athletes wanting to come on campus just to meet Candace. They want to come to Tennessee to have their shot to impress the “basketball goddess“. Could this adversely affect our recruiting in both football and basketball? I don’t think so either but it’s not going to help us any.
It’s not just high school athletes that are upset by this. It seems half the population is crushed from hearing this news. There are articles and blogs about this all over the internet. Has there ever been a women’s basketball player that received this much attention for not only her play on the court but also her looks? I realize that Candace is a pretty hot topic (pun intended) around Knoxville, but I have to admit that I am in awe at the amount of interest that she generates around the country. Just looking at the statistics for VolNation, the number of internet searches that include Candace’s name is mind boggling.
All is not lost. Candace Parker is only 21 years old and the wedding is not supposed to take place until after she graduates from the University of Tennessee. That’s a long time and a lot of things can happen between now and then so don’t give up hope, don’t lose the faith. There is still time for her to come to her senses.
^From the same website.
*spontaneously combusts @ bold print*
April 8th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
… i know her brother Anthony Parker cant be too thrilled …
*random conversation*
Anthony Parker, Tor. raptors: “… yo Candace for’real ? … i can get you Chris Bosh’s phone number … or TJ Ford … or Adrea Bargnani even … why are you putting our family through this ? …
Candace Parker: “… dont worry Tony, he’s never actually smashed … its all a front … im really lesbian*
April 8th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Word that’s wat I said!
Sheldon willams he aint a good baskeball play but I guess he put in that work off da court her brother play 4 da raptors
April 8th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
landLORD Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
… i know her brother Anthony Parker cant be too thrilled …
*random conversation*
Anthony Parker, Tor. raptors: “… yo Candace for’real ? … i can get you Chris Bosh’s phone number … or TJ Ford … or Adrea Bargnani even … why are you putting our family through this ? …
Candace Parker: “… dont worry Tony, he’s never actually smashed … its all a front … im really lesbian*
^I laughed until the lesbian part… which is probably true. SMFH
April 8th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
tinyurl.com/6r7gqe
” … true playa for real, ask Puff DaDDEEE …”
April 8th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
She gonna go wnba 1st pick and get her box ate remy ma style
April 8th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
… the great Sheryl Swoopes came out the closet and alienated most of her fan base (men) … Candace Parker (if she does munch carpet) would be wise to keep those dalliances on the low … and go head on and marry HellBoy …
April 8th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
… the great Sheryl Swoopes came out the closet and alientaed most of her fan base (men) … Candace Parker (if she does munch carpet) would be wise to keep those dalliances on the low … and go head on and marry HellBoy …
April 8th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
… the great Sheryl Swoopes came out the closet and alienated most of her fan base (men) … Candace Parker (if she does munch carpet) would be wise to keep those dalliances on the low … and go head on and marry HellBoy …
April 8th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
… the great Sheryl Swoopes came out the closet and alienated most of her fan base (men) … Candace Parker (if she does munch carpet) would be wise to keep those dalliances on the low … and go head on and marry HellBoy …
April 8th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Aww man I spit ginger ale on my laptop man….shit. that tinyurl land just posted is the nail in the coffin…shit.
*Grabs lysol sanitizing wipes* smh.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Wat was da chick name that played wit sheryl swoopes that they called da female mj
On houston comets