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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him.
She says hello.
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where
he knows her from.
So he says, ‘Do you know me?’
To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’
Now his mind travels back, and he says, ‘Ohhhhhhhh…aren’t you the stripper from my boy Jamal’s bachelor party- the one I fucked on the pool table with all my buddies cheering me on, while your partner licked whipped cream off my balls???’
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ‘No, I’m your son’s teacher.
# icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him.
She says hello.
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where
he knows her from.
So he says, ‘Do you know me?’
To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’
Now his mind travels back, and he says, ‘Ohhhhhhhh…aren’t you the stripper from my boy Jamal’s bachelor party- the one I fucked on the pool table with all my buddies cheering me on, while your partner licked whipped cream off my balls???’
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ‘No, I’m your son’s teacher.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him.
She says hello.
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where
he knows her from.
So he says, ‘Do you know me?’
To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’
Now his mind travels back, and he says, ‘Ohhhhhhhh…aren’t you the stripper from my boy Jamal’s bachelor party- the one I fucked on the pool table with all my buddies cheering me on, while your partner licked whipped cream off my balls???’
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ‘No, I’m your son’s teacher.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him.
She says hello.
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where
he knows her from.
So he says, ‘Do you know me?’
To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’
Now his mind travels back, and he says, ‘Ohhhhhhhh…aren’t you the stripper from my boy Jamal’s bachelor party- the one I fucked on the pool table with all my buddies cheering me on, while your partner licked whipped cream off my balls???’
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ‘No, I’m your son’s teacher.
Dem a bahl, and the war nuh start yet
We bust one, and the bumbahole dem start fret
*HA HAH HA*
Mi nuh start the evil laugh yet
All now dem nuh fi six man wid one box ah walk yet
April 8th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
do all Brothas like ‘Yac? Damn I cant drink that ish or Vodka …..
^^^
I used to feel less black because I dont like Hennessey, but I’ve come to accept that aspect of myself. I dont like Heineken either. *ducks*
***I went to this liquor store during lunch, just to check out prices and shit, lol…and I noticed that they had their cognac locked up in a case- nothing else, just the ‘yak….tell me that ain’t some racist shit, lol…it’s one of those self serve liquor stores where you can roam the isles and stock up yourself, not one of the joints where you gotta get your draaaaaaank from behind the counter…
April 8th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him.
She says hello.
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where
he knows her from.
So he says, ‘Do you know me?’
To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’
Now his mind travels back, and he says, ‘Ohhhhhhhh…aren’t you the stripper from my boy Jamal’s bachelor party- the one I fucked on the pool table with all my buddies cheering me on, while your partner licked whipped cream off my balls???’
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ‘No, I’m your son’s teacher.
———
BOO THIS MAN!!!
***I went to this liquor store during lunch, just to check out prices and shit, lol…and I noticed that they had their cognac locked up in a case- nothing else, just the ‘yak….tell me that ain’t some racist shit, lol…it’s one of those self serve liquor stores where you can roam the isles and stock up yourself, not one of the joints where you gotta get your draaaaaaank from behind the counter…
^^^
Once again, my co-workers think I’m insane due to hysterical, uncontrollable laughter.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
The FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO > The Cool.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Tequila and Beer!
April 8th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
electrogremlinCS88 Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
green eyes Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
lol.. that was mean.. its greeneyes@alumnah.com
^^^
DAMN! WE GOT EMAIL ADDRESSES TOO?
^^^
*SMH*
*RIC FLAIR CHOPS IN MOUTH WHILE EATING*
WOO! WOO! WOO!
HIGH FLYING , BIG STYLIN, PROFIYLIN!…
@young L…all good homie…mostly givin you shit…its all jokes on here.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
When they did this live on 106, Matthew was acting as if he had to jazz it up and put some umph in it for the black kids…
April 8th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Willy Swagger Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Tequila and Beer!
^^^
ifux aka “Your Moms got a PhatAss Son, No disrespect. > Willy Swagger
April 8th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
People that watch other people Eat, are the SCUM of the fuckin earth.
(drops Crunch n Munch)
April 8th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
**yawns**
April 8th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
electrogremlinCS88 Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
People that watch other people Eat, are the SCUM of the fuckin earth.
(drops Crunch n Munch)
^weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
April 8th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Its all good
@ da end of da day!
Its all hip hop
April 8th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him.
She says hello.
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where
he knows her from.
So he says, ‘Do you know me?’
To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’
Now his mind travels back, and he says, ‘Ohhhhhhhh…aren’t you the stripper from my boy Jamal’s bachelor party- the one I fucked on the pool table with all my buddies cheering me on, while your partner licked whipped cream off my balls???’
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ‘No, I’m your son’s teacher.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
BabyDoll Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
electrogremlinCS88 Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
People that watch other people Eat, are the SCUM of the fuckin earth.
(drops Crunch n Munch)
^weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
^^
lol.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
# icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him.
She says hello.
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where
he knows her from.
So he says, ‘Do you know me?’
To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’
Now his mind travels back, and he says, ‘Ohhhhhhhh…aren’t you the stripper from my boy Jamal’s bachelor party- the one I fucked on the pool table with all my buddies cheering me on, while your partner licked whipped cream off my balls???’
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ‘No, I’m your son’s teacher.
^ LMFAO
April 8th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
@ ike…
lmfwao!
April 8th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Willy Swagger Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
do all Brothas like ‘Yac? Damn I cant drink that ish or Vodka …..
^^^
I used to feel less black because I dont like Hennessey, but I’ve come to accept that aspect of myself. I dont like Heineken either. *ducks*
April 8th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Watching tourist gettin swung like a rag dog by a raging bull!
Smh…… dummy claims she doesn’t blame da bull
April 8th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him.
She says hello.
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where
he knows her from.
So he says, ‘Do you know me?’
To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’
Now his mind travels back, and he says, ‘Ohhhhhhhh…aren’t you the stripper from my boy Jamal’s bachelor party- the one I fucked on the pool table with all my buddies cheering me on, while your partner licked whipped cream off my balls???’
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ‘No, I’m your son’s teacher.
^^^^
I’e!
April 8th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
lol Ike..pwahahaha..
I’m out like the Olympic Torch
*turns up “Woman I need U” accapella in his headphones*
April 8th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
*hands iCon “NahRight Joke of the Day Award”..*
April 8th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
**yawns**
^blog harder.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him.
She says hello.
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where
he knows her from.
So he says, ‘Do you know me?’
To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’
Now his mind travels back, and he says, ‘Ohhhhhhhh…aren’t you the stripper from my boy Jamal’s bachelor party- the one I fucked on the pool table with all my buddies cheering me on, while your partner licked whipped cream off my balls???’
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ‘No, I’m your son’s teacher.
^*6 million ways…chooses one*
April 8th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
…IIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…
…Aaaay Kaaaaayyyyy…
…M-16…
…Nine-X-Ninetyyyyyyyyy…(Nine-X-Ninetyyyyyyy)
Have so much rifle!
Dem a bahl, and the war nuh start yet
We bust one, and the bumbahole dem start fret
*HA HAH HA*
Mi nuh start the evil laugh yet
All now dem nuh fi six man wid one box ah walk yet
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_EPbFpW41E
‘Vado is the Gully-God F’real…These Cassava Piece yutes are super hardbody…
April 8th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
# b-ease Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Willy Swagger Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
do all Brothas like ‘Yac? Damn I cant drink that ish or Vodka …..
^^^
I used to feel less black because I dont like Hennessey, but I’ve come to accept that aspect of myself. I dont like Heineken either. *ducks*
^ i dont like vodka. i like hennessey though. im mostly a wine girl though.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Wow@icon
April 8th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
b-ease Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Willy Swagger Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
do all Brothas like ‘Yac? Damn I cant drink that ish or Vodka …..
^^^
I used to feel less black because I dont like Hennessey, but I’ve come to accept that aspect of myself. I dont like Heineken either. *ducks*
***I went to this liquor store during lunch, just to check out prices and shit, lol…and I noticed that they had their cognac locked up in a case- nothing else, just the ‘yak….tell me that ain’t some racist shit, lol…it’s one of those self serve liquor stores where you can roam the isles and stock up yourself, not one of the joints where you gotta get your draaaaaaank from behind the counter…
April 8th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him.
She says hello.
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where
he knows her from.
So he says, ‘Do you know me?’
To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’
Now his mind travels back, and he says, ‘Ohhhhhhhh…aren’t you the stripper from my boy Jamal’s bachelor party- the one I fucked on the pool table with all my buddies cheering me on, while your partner licked whipped cream off my balls???’
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ‘No, I’m your son’s teacher.
———
BOO THIS MAN!!!
*drags in tennis ball thowing machine*
*empties out tennis balls*
*adds tomatoes*
*flips switch*
April 8th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
^ i dont like vodka. i like hennessey though. im mostly a wine girl though.
***I drink Henny Privilege, when I’m in the mood for ‘yak…but mostly I drink Beer (Beck’s (lol) or Coronas), and mix my own Long Islands…
April 8th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Ppl like yac cuz it getts then twisted faster
So dudes like yac cuz drak liq hits a chick heavy
April 8th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
***I went to this liquor store during lunch, just to check out prices and shit, lol…and I noticed that they had their cognac locked up in a case- nothing else, just the ‘yak….tell me that ain’t some racist shit, lol…it’s one of those self serve liquor stores where you can roam the isles and stock up yourself, not one of the joints where you gotta get your draaaaaaank from behind the counter…
^^^
Once again, my co-workers think I’m insane due to hysterical, uncontrollable laughter.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Yo Rigz..Mi caan rate Vado…lyrics dem coperstet..but mi still caan rate him.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Mabey some one in here can help me. who is wiz khalifa? i keep on seeing his name. i cant find his single say yea!!! anyone know
April 8th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
young luck Says:
April 8th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Ppl like yac cuz it getts then twisted faster
So dudes like yac cuz drak liq hits a chick heavy
^^^
I mean I know I do some typos every now and then but…que?!?!
damn fat fingers can’t type the right letter huh?
lol.