i haven’t been in TO in five years, so i’m not sure what caribana is like now…last one i went to (in like 2000 maybe?) was pretty dope though. the police are always out in full force any time there’s a large gathering of black people, you should see a hip hop concert…

and sauga = mississauga. scarborough is the other side of TO.

^
amen to that…4,5,6.. what it do chief?

^^
i hate when chicks try too hard to be the sporty, i’m one of the guys-type girls. instead of faking and acting like you know how many home runs mike vick slam dunked last year, stfu and go shopping or something.

dope idea tho

March 14th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
i just downloaded ross album of itunes that shit better be good

^^*mario bro’s jumps in hole dies* *music plays*

ital roots is all the viagra you’ll ever need

^ & guinness or rum & cane juice

part 1 is serious too: http://youtube.com/watch?v=fjNLQeohXew

sauga= scarboro?

2. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Monique starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss’ car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.
e. When she is using her teeth , ouch!

3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5. If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional.
8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.

10. You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend.

11. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless supermodel … and it’s free.

12. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13. Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.
14. Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15. If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.
16. Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy.

19. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.

20. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response.

21. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it![||]
b. C’mon, give me one more! Harder![||]
c. Another set and we can hit the showers![||]

22. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about “what a big mistake it was” occurs.

25. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26. Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime, green, orange or sky blue.

27. The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story.

28. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men’s Gymnastics. Ever

aww man, I was tryin 2 find out if Caribana is still worth bookin a trip up to attend.. from what I have heard lately, its a resounding NO (gurlz feelin uncomfortable, due to youths wildin’ out + increased police presence = kill tha whole vibe) but I think that headin up tht way for the Film Festival would proably be more my not to mention more beneficial career-wise

what say you..?

and aren’t they right around the same time anyways>?

art of storytellin part 4

^listen close to that ugk international player verse too. bananas