5 STAR GENERAL!
5 STAR GENERAL!

February 29th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Jay’s prime imo…(96-99)

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yup, and hit his biggest peak in late summer ’98. his skill set and popularity were even then.

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that’s true, but if you look at where those two cats are right now, joey might actually be in a better space. Kiss’ Def Jam solo is going to flop, if it even comes Mut. And Beanie’s next album is going to be on Koch. TruQt.

^^^I think Osama looks down on gays in the military

A little
boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’

Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.’

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him . He
finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parent’s room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to
wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the
keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to
bed

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, ‘Dad, I think I understand the
concept of politics now. ‘

The father says, ‘good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is
all about.’

The little boy replies, ‘The President is screwing the Working Class while the
Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in
deep s**t

February 29th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Jay’s prime imo…(96-99)

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word… i think he still has alot of good shit to put out, just gotta move away from the trend he started… Step his storytellin to a new level. it’s 2008 hes still on that 98′ shit… i just wanna hear him grow into something other… let all his clones have his old lines & bars…

im not impressed with his new shit, its the same shit, over & over & over again…

Thelma’s father thinks a bit, then says “No, I don’t think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?”

“Osama Bin Laden,” she says.

“Why Osama Bin Laden,” her father asks in shock?

“Well,” she says, “I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we’re not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.

And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to Osama, he’d love everyone a lot. And then he’d start going all over the place tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn’t hate anyone anymore.”

Her father’s heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. “Thelma, that’s the most wonderful thing I’ve ever heard.”

“I know,” Thelma says, “and once that gets him out in the open, the US Marines could blow the shit out of him.”

^if this was a recording and you listened to this backwards it would step by step instructions on how to conjure the demon baal. baal, conincidentally is a buddens fan

^ chuuuuch. the path you are walking is the one you are supposed to be on. the hard part is realizing life is less about what we WANT and more about what we are meant for

^werd. penis.

WOOOOOOOOOOO (c) 88

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. “What’s wrong, Bill?” she asked.

“Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?”

“Oh, Bill, you didn’t!” she exclaimed.

“Yes, I did.” he replied.

“My God, Bill, what happened?”

“I got fired.”

“No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?”

“Oh… she got fired too.”

^and if my car didnt have a flat I would of been in the pile-up on the freeway. Get my drift?

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the sad thing: Billy King would seriously think about doing that lol

Joe Budden missed his opportunity @ real stardom about 4 yrs ago imo

dude would hav a brief legacy by now

^not so, in the brave world of Alienism, the very word missed, is missed from vocabulary, meaning things happen because thats how they are intended. This type of foward thnking escapes you the heartache of reflecting to the what could haves and the only ifs.

^ chuuuuch. the path you are walking is the one you are supposed to be on. the hard part is realizing life is less about what we WANT and more about what we are meant for