Video: The Roots – 75 Bars

The Roots – 75 Bars (Black’s Reconstruction).

Directed by Rik Cordero. An OS World Premier. Download the full video over at Okayplayer.

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129 Responses to “Video: The Roots – 75 Bars”

  1. CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  2. Big Homie Says:

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  3. CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Oooo’Oh’Ho’ooOOO… Laaaaaaaaaa, La’ La’La… Niggas can’t tell me Nothin, RIGHT!

  4. Digital scales Says:

    AAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

  5. Ghost Writer Says:

    Fuck y’all niggas screamin’ so early in the morning for?……lol

    *daps Big Homie, crazy, and Woodro*

  6. Ghost Writer Says:

    Dang eskay murked that Joey post…..

  7. CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Ghost Writer Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 9:51 am
    Fuck y’all niggas screamin’ so early in the morning for?……lol

    *daps Big Homie, crazy, and Woodro*

    ^^^
    Oooo’Oh’Ho’ooOOO… Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, La’ La’La… Niggas can’t tell me Nothin, RIGHT!

  8. Da PartyStarter Says:

    *escapes from thr Matrix, dust off charcoal suit*

    Wassup, Nahggers!!!!

  9. Ghost Writer Says:

    WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  10. Ghost Writer Says:

    Da PartyStarter Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 9:55 am
    *escapes from thr Matrix, dust off charcoal suit*

    Wassup, Nahggers!!!!

    ^
    *Daps*

  11. Big Homie Says:

    Fuck y’all niggas screamin’ so early in the morning for?……lol

    ^
    *Newport in the mouth*

    Its Friiiidaaaay. Long week at work and glad the weekend is here

    *Looks for lighter*

  12. Ghost Writer Says:

    CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 9:54 am
    Ghost Writer Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 9:51 am
    Fuck y’all niggas screamin’ so early in the morning for?……lol

    *daps Big Homie, crazy, and Woodro*

    ^^^
    Oooo’Oh’Ho’ooOOO… Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, La’ La’La… Niggas can’t tell me Nothin, RIGHT!

    ^
    *plays 50-Cent – I get money*

  13. eskay Says:

    *listens to Jay & Mary joint for first time*

    daaamn, this shit’s nuts.

  14. Big Homie Says:

    I wish I never bought the Mood Muzik 3

  15. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Wassup Nahggers!!! Happy Friday!!!!

    GW, C88S88, DS, BH, and whomever else shows up in this biatch….

  16. Ghost Writer Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 9:58 am
    Fuck y’all niggas screamin’ so early in the morning for?……lol

    ^
    *Newport in the mouth*

    Its Friiiidaaaay. Long week at work and glad the weekend is here

    *Looks for lighter*

    ^
    *hands Homie a lighter*

    I can dig that (n/h)

    I don’t smoke but I’ll drink with ya…..

  17. Big Homie Says:

    http://www.themegatrondon2.com/?p=6

    LOL at Just playing Bernard King. That is my shit.

  18. Ghost Writer Says:

    Happy Friday DPS and the rest of y’all!

  19. Phuque Says:

    *late pass*

    New Mary/Jay track = best Swizz Beat in a looooooong tme.

  20. CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Ghost Writer Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 9:59 am
    CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 9:54 am
    Ghost Writer Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 9:51 am
    Fuck y’all niggas screamin’ so early in the morning for?……lol

    *daps Big Homie, crazy, and Woodro*

    ^^^
    Oooo’Oh’Ho’ooOOO… Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, La’ La’La… Niggas can’t tell me Nothin, RIGHT!

    ^
    *plays 50-Cent – I get money*

    ^^^
    (i agree)
    (finds i get money on iPod)

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I’I’I’I’I-I Get’It!

  21. Big Homie Says:

    Yea that new Jay and Mary joint is some shit you can listen to crusing in the whip

  22. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Happy Friday people…

    what up Big, crazy88, DPS, Phuque, Ghost, Digital, etc., etc., etc…

  23. Joe 88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    February 29th, 2008 at 9:24 am
    The creator of the controversial Stop Snitching! DVD was among 26 people indicated on various charges, including racketeering, for allegedly being members of the Tree Top Bloods gang in Baltimore, Maryland. Over 100 law enforcement officers were deployed yesterday morning (Feb. 28) to execute search warrants and arrest members of the TTP Bloods in Maryland. Ronnie “Skinny Suge” Thomas, 34, was connected to Steve Willock, a 28-year-old Hagerstown man whom prosecutors claim has been running the TTP Bloods gang from the Washington County Detention Center prison since 2000. The explosive indictment claims that just last week, Thomas called another gang member and discussed retaliating against a store owner who refused to sell his Stop Snitching! 2 DVD. The Stop Snitching! DVD sparked a nationwide dialogue about law enforcement in the black community.

    For the full story log on: allhiphop.com/stories/news/archive/2008/02/28/19356955.aspx

    ^SMFH first thing in the morning. Skinny suge old ass needs to sit the fuck down with the dumb shit, son’t get me wrong, his movies are hilarious, but everytime he drops one, he get into legal troubles.

    Anyway, someone up a link for the Wire season 5 shows, haven’t seen not one of em yet, thx in advance

    What up folk?

  24. blahk Duppy Says:

    two times what type fuckery was that with Pap and Max B?

  25. Busta Cracka The English Smacka Says:

    [Kool G. Rap]For street niggas livin with they lives on the line
    [Prodigy]For young guns comin’ up during these times
    [Kool G. Rap]For police that find drugs let niggas slide
    [Prodigy]For niggas out slinging like 4 in the night
    [Kool G. Rap]For your mans not snitchin’ when the pressure is tight
    [Prodigy]For pistols that don’t jam when it’s time to strike
    [Kool G. Rap]For bootleg liquor on a Sunday night
    [Prodigy]This be the realest shit you heard in your life.

    Whats crackin Nah….

    Semi Pro tonight bitches…

  26. Ghost Writer Says:

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 10:17 am
    Happy Friday people…

    what up Big, crazy88, DPS, Phuque, Ghost, Digital, etc., etc., etc…

    ^
    *daps and hugs*

  27. yeah me 2 Says:

    lol at Pap trying to get at max b on the radio….50 must of called the cops, he got that number on speed dial

    that jay/mary shit is official to just ride wit a bitch to

  28. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Hello dere, Ms. Ci-Ci!!!!

  29. Digital scales Says:

    jim jones killer aaaoooo (C) max b

    fuck kay slay that nigga a coke head (C) max b

    lol niggas is funny

    diddidididaps to all

  30. Digital scales Says:

    lol at Pap trying to get at max b on the radio….50 must of called the cops, he got that number on speed dial
    ^
    link that

  31. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Da PartyStarter Says:
    February 29th, 2008 at 10:38 am

    Hello dere, Ms. Ci-Ci!!!!

    ^^^

    DPS!! **does the Wu-Tang*

  32. yeah me 2 Says:

    2x linked it in the post before the joey post @ d.scales

  33. green eyes Says:

    happy friday: crazy, phuque, big homie, cold, party, ghost, joe, digi, cici, etc

  34. Digital scales Says:

    Si Si (C) Hector Lavoe

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG696YuKfh8&feature=related

  35. Ghost Writer Says:

    green eyes Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 10:47 am
    happy friday: crazy, phuque, big homie, cold, party, ghost, joe, digi, cici, etc

    ^
    *daps*

    Happy Friday….

  36. CiCi The Intern Says:

    hey green *daps*

  37. RIGZ Says:

    …Heroin’s a helluva drug…

    http://www.tinyurl.com/37a5ls

  38. Eric Mangini Says:

    *New England Patriots running back Kevin Faulk has been cleared of any illegal drug use after the results of a controlled substance test were revealed Thursday.

    Faulk was issued a misdemeanor summons in Lafayette last Friday for possession of marijuana while attending a Lil’ Wayne concert at the Cajundome, a local venue.

    *Happy B-Day Ja Rule..leap years baby,..nigga turned 7 today.

    *Waddup all you cumquats and lintlickers..stinky Mc Stinkies and cootie queens..Greens, Cici , ghost digi duppy joe phuque all of yousis.

  39. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    happy Friday peoples…

    *daps and hugs*

  40. green eyes Says:

    morning feces

  41. blahk Duppy Says:

    snoop: Micheal how my hair look?

    Micheal: it looks good girl

    ^move from the gate now…

  42. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Eric Mangini Says:
    February 29th, 2008 at 11:02 am

    *New England Patriots running back Kevin Faulk has been cleared of any illegal drug use after the results of a controlled substance test were revealed Thursday.

    Faulk was issued a misdemeanor summons in Lafayette last Friday for possession of marijuana while attending a Lil’ Wayne concert at the Cajundome, a local venue.

    *Happy B-Day Ja Rule..leap years baby,..nigga turned 7 today.

    *Waddup all you cumquats and lintlickers..stinky Mc Stinkies and cootie queens..Greens, Cici , ghost digi duppy joe phuque all of yousis.

    ^^

    cootie queen I shall be…lol *daps*

  43. green eyes Says:

    morning twain

  44. Eric Mangini Says:

    green eyes Says:
    February 29th, 2008 at 11:04 am

    morning feces

    ^^Sup lambchops? How does art thou feel?

  45. Eric Mangini Says:

    http://www.koco.com/video/15446767/index.html

    ^^How cool is she? Leap day mom to give birth to a daughter today.(leap day)

    ___________________
    cootie queen I shall be…lol *daps*

    ^^^lol I know that commercial word for word..what a shame.

  46. green eyes Says:

    # Eric Mangini Says:
    February 29th, 2008 at 11:06 am

    green eyes Says:
    February 29th, 2008 at 11:04 am

    morning feces

    ^^Sup lambchops? How does art thou feel?

    ^ getting there.. still would rather be in bed, but i do have a lovely box of puffs tissues with vicks thats making me happy so…

  47. CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 10:17 am
    Happy Friday people…

    what up Big, crazy88, DPS, Phuque, Ghost, Digital, etc., etc., etc…

    ^^^
    wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  48. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    mornin greenie and cici…

    Stinky McStink Face!…lol. that commerical is a trip.

  49. blahk Duppy Says:

    green whats up ma

  50. CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Phuque Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 10:07 am
    *late pass*

    New Mary/Jay track = best Swizz Beat in a looooooong tme.

    ^^^
    *DAPS PHUQUE*
    …hey Jappy… i aint really mean no harm… (looks @ Alumnah)

  51. Plug Says:

    I feelin so 7 mile today

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PkYtEavwbU

  52. Eric Mangini Says:

    ^ getting there.. still would rather be in bed with my desktop, but i do have a lovely box of puffs tissues with vicks thats making me happy so…

    *edit

  53. CiCi The Intern Says:

    LF: The Eagles pick up Asante Samuel from the Patriots. Then trade Lito Sheppard and a second to Arizona for Larry Fitzgerald. Possible? Probable? Logical? Eh…

  54. JayDeez Says:

    What up what up?

    *daps around the room*

    Rollcall: Digi, Phuque, ’88, MTF, Big Homie, Snitchy, Greens, Rigz, Joe, SK, DPS, CiCi.. lurkers an the rest… what it is?

    This new roots shit is nice.. black thought went in somethin serious. nice vid too.

    *Turns up new Jay & Mary*

    This is some shit right here. Love it.

  55. CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    WOOOOOOO!

  56. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Mark Twain Fame Says:
    February 29th, 2008 at 11:11 am

    mornin greenie and cici…

    Stinky McStink Face!…lol. that commerical is a trip.

    ^^ hey MTF *daps*

  57. CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    JayDeez Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 11:13 am
    What up what up?

    *daps around the room*

    Rollcall: Digi, Phuque, ‘88, MTF, Big Homie, Snitchy, Greens, Rigz, Joe, SK, DPS, CiCi.. lurkers an the rest… what it is?

    ^^^
    *turns up Hov, “All I Need”*

    Fuck it…
    I guess I got my swagger back
    Mama said I killed a man
    Well I guess I got the dagger back
    It’s the Roc bastards we are BACK!
    In the heezy
    Jiggaman, B. Sieg to M-Easy (what up fam?)
    Oskino and Sparks and Freeweezy (holla!)
    Mickey, Mallory, Chris and Neef, hey!
    All I need is the love of my crew
    The whole industry can hate me I thugged my way through
    And all…I…need…

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  58. Eric Mangini Says:

    # CiCi The Intern Says:
    February 29th, 2008 at 11:13 am

    LF: The Eagles pick up Asante Samuel from the Patriots. Then trade Lito Sheppard and a second to Arizona for Larry Fitzgerald. Possible? Probable? Logical? Eh…

    ^^^Damn what yall cap lookin like? Fitzgerald gets like 17 milloin this year, Asante wants 62 mil for 5 years or 10 yrs 100 mil?..Is Lito gettin paid like that to offset Asante or Larrys salary?

  59. CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    The whole industry can hate me I thugged my way through
    And all…I…need…

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  60. CocCa88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    *StankinPanty Crickets*

  61. JayDeez Says:

    ^^^Damn what yall cap lookin like? Fitzgerald gets like 17 milloin this year, Asante wants 62 mil for 5 years or 10 yrs 100 mil?..Is Lito gettin paid like that to offset Asante or Larrys salary?

    ^^^

    Nah Lito dont get paid like that. I dont think our cap is big enough. Although we did just release Jevon… I think he was gettin paid somethin decent. Im not sure… That would definitely be cool wit me though. (although.. Lito is def nice. kinda hate to lose him)

  62. snort_SnOrTCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    *monkeys Ass Crickets*

  63. CocCaCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    *vitaminWater Defense Crickets*

  64. Plug Says:

    blade icewood > jay z

    true story

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBPHaniPQmU&feature=related

  65. Eric Mangini Says:

    Nah Lito dont get paid like that. I dont think our cap is big enough. Although we did just release Jevon… I think he was gettin paid somethin decent. Im not sure… That would definitely be cool wit me though. (although.. Lito is def nice. kinda hate to lose him)

    ^^Yea I forgot about Kearse…..Asante tho he’s a good player..is a system cornerback..He’s the second coming (naw)of Ty Law.

    Yall should keep Lito send Donovan to NY and we’ll send you Chad Pennington and Justin Miller to play corner

    *puts on poker face*

  66. blahk Duppy Says:

    LF: just seen the Iron Man trailer,.. looks good.

  67. Da PartyStarter Says:

    JayDeez, GreenieMcBeenie, EM, MTF, Pluginator, and the criddinew!!! The WHOLE squadron is in here on a cold ass Friday morning. Damn, They giving away free shit up in this piece?

  68. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Eric Mangini Says:
    February 29th, 2008 at 11:16 am

    # CiCi The Intern Says:
    February 29th, 2008 at 11:13 am

    LF: The Eagles pick up Asante Samuel from the Patriots. Then trade Lito Sheppard and a second to Arizona for Larry Fitzgerald. Possible? Probable? Logical? Eh…

    ^^^Damn what yall cap lookin like? Fitzgerald gets like 17 milloin this year, Asante wants 62 mil for 5 years or 10 yrs 100 mil?..Is Lito gettin paid like that to offset Asante or Larrys salary?

    ^^

    that’s the thing, whether we even have the cap room JUST for Samuel. The Eagles right now are about $25 million under the cap (we cut Kearse yesterday) but we just gave Lito a deal around two years ago. Personally, I rather go out and get Gibril Wilson because we need a safety more than any other defensive position.

  69. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    zup to Deez, Crazy, Eric, etc…

    so that Jay/Mary track is official?…or…

  70. CocCaCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    blahk Duppy Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 11:25 am
    LF: just seen the Iron Man trailer,.. looks good.

    ^^^
    Say word! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMmHX3WENHY

  71. moresickaMC Says:

    # sleep Says:
    February 29th, 2008 at 12:33 am

    I listened to tu-pac whole catalog this week and sorry to say he was good but very overated I think ima have to replace him with common in my top 5
    ^^^
    you dont think 75 million sold says sumthn? well…to each his own

  72. CocCaCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 11:25 am
    zup to Deez, Crazy, Eric, etc…

    so that Jay/Mary track is official?…or…

    ^^^
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  73. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    also zup to DPS, plug, cOLD…

    and dman cOLD you a lil slow with the movie trailers ah?…ha just kidding yeah it looks decent…but I’m waiting on that new Hulk and def that Wolverine…yesssir!!!!!!!

  74. Plug Says:

    detroit got so much good talent. Its amazing how the city is split between them backpack rappers and the d boy rappers

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcyUbxk5oAw&feature=related

  75. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Nah Lito dont get paid like that. I dont think our cap is big enough. Although we did just release Jevon… I think he was gettin paid somethin decent. Im not sure… That would definitely be cool wit me though. (although.. Lito is def nice. kinda hate to lose him)

    ^^Yea I forgot about Kearse…..Asante tho he’s a good player..is a system cornerback..He’s the second coming (naw)of Ty Law.

    Yall should keep Lito send Donovan to NY and we’ll send you Chad Pennington and Justin Miller to play corner

    *puts on poker face*

    ^^^
    Eagles is $24 milllion under the cap. IF they persue Asante, it’ll be a 10-15 million dollar signing bonus, $55-62 million contract with about 26-30 million garaunteed through roster bonuses and easily achievable shit. Lito is brittle AND upset with his contract. No chance on Larry Fitzgerald even though he’s owed a $18 million rosterbonus, the Card will restructure that. Javon refused ot restructure his deal so he got the axe.

  76. green eyes Says:

    # Mark Twain Fame Says:
    February 29th, 2008 at 11:25 am

    zup to Deez, Crazy, Eric, etc…

    so that Jay/Mary track is official?…or…

    ^ i didnt love it.. but thats just me. now that red & Meth…thats official.

  77. CiCi The Intern Says:

    good morning JayDeez *hugs*

  78. blahk Duppy Says:

    yo paperstacker feces, did you hear the new nas sample joint heat rock. check smalleyez blog for the drop, word the kid Khalil is mean on the beats.

  79. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    also I posted a few trailers the other day in ther afternoon…that looked decent.

    one was a another new Ferrell and John C. Reilly comedy called Step Brothers…looks pretty funny.

  80. Da PartyStarter Says:

    I saw this trailer for the new Mike Myers movie last night. He’s playing this svengali type character for this Black hockey player(The Black dude from “40 Year Old Virgin) Shit looks snot bubble funny.

  81. blahk Duppy Says:

    http://www.zshare.net/audio/80179069bd6432/

    this beat replaced the original. Makes the song much more elbowish (new word), means to move people out your way because your aggression cant be contained.

  82. CocCaCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    AWWWWWWWWW, they removed the bitch @ the bottom of my stripper post! that whore had a body! damn!!!!
    fuckin youtube!!!!!

  83. Ghost Writer Says:

    A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store…

    … and asks, “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”

    The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.

    The man repeats himself: “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?” Again, the clerk doesn’t answer him.

    The guy asks several more times: “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”

    And the clerk just seems to ignore him. Finally, the guy is angry and storms off.

    The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, “Why wouldn’t you answer that guy’s question?”

    The clerk answers, “D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beaten up?!!”

  84. pockets Says:

    this year is garbage for movies/music. that jay song sucked, wat the hell happened to him. i was listening to the grey album yesterday (prolly my fav album all time)…man he was insane on tracks like PSA and all that shiz. his flow was so handsome back then now it sounds like hes getting head while in the booth.

  85. Ghost Writer Says:

    Da PartyStarter Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 11:33 am
    I saw this trailer for the new Mike Myers movie last night. He’s playing this svengali type character for this Black hockey player(The Black dude from “40 Year Old Virgin) Shit looks snot bubble funny.

    ^
    Yeah its called “The Love Guru”…….it looks funny

  86. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    oh okay greens…yeah that red & meth (no shitastic canceled Fox show) was def official.

    ayyy that video with khalil playin that Nas track is on here and 2dopeboyz also. sick bneat man…seriously.

  87. pockets Says:

    pretty funny cici

  88. CocCaCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 11:38 am
    this year is garbage for movies/music. that jay song sucked, wat the hell happened to him. i was listening to the grey album yesterday (prolly my fav album all time)…man he was insane on tracks like PSA and all that shiz. his flow was so handsome back then now it sounds like hes getting head while in the booth.

    ^^^
    *daps Po*
    (cont. to look @ strippers & play Hov’s “face off” song)

  89. Eric Mangini Says:

    The New Orleans Saints have acquired New York Jets linebacker Jonathan Vilma, according to a report on FOXSports.com early Friday morning.
    ___________________________

    Eagles is $24 milllion under the cap. IF they persue Asante, it’ll be a 10-15 million dollar signing bonus, $55-62 million contract with about 26-30 million garaunteed through roster bonuses and easily achievable shit. Lito is brittle AND upset with his contract. No chance on Larry Fitzgerald even though he’s owed a $18 million rosterbonus, the Card will restructure that. Javon refused ot restructure his deal so he got the axe.

    ^^Whereever he signs he owes Chad Pennington a cut, out of all his interceptions I’d say probably 40% came from playing Chad twice a year..Not surprisingly he gained a rep for being able to jump routes..I don’t think Asante will do well elsewhere in another scheme….
    as long as he dont sign with the Jets Im cool on that.

    @Cici..Gibril used to be a fuck up but he’s turned into a solid player last yr… Giants fans used to call him Gerbil…for being ass.(naw)

  90. moresickaMC Says:

    Swizzy just isnt the same anymore tho. Far cry from his double R days.

  91. Eric Mangini Says:

    @Duppy..I peeped it like a zenith from last week homie.

  92. JayDeez Says:

    Yall should keep Lito send Donovan to NY and we’ll send you Chad Pennington and Justin Miller to play corner

    *puts on poker face*

    ^^^

    LMAO…

    * Calls E.M.’s bluff *

  93. green eyes Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 11:38 am
    this year is garbage for movies/music. that jay song sucked, wat the hell happened to him. i was listening to the grey album yesterday (prolly my fav album all time)…man he was insane on tracks like PSA and all that shiz. his flow was so handsome back then now it sounds like hes getting head while in the booth.

    ^ and the bitch is sucking the skill right outta him?
    but yea.. i miss old hov dammit

  94. CocCaCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    moresickaMC Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 11:42 am
    Swizzy just isnt the same anymore tho. Far cry from his double R days.

    ^^^
    So what if you flip a couple words,
    I could triple that in birds,
    Open your mind you see the circus in the sky.
    I’m Ringling brothers Barnum Bailey with the pies,
    No matter how you slice it,
    I’m ya muthafuckin guy….

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  95. Ghost Writer Says:

    After returning home from his honeymoon …… the husband notices a photo of a man on his new wife’s bedside table. At first, he really didn’t give it much thought; she had never mentioned it so why should he. But after a month or so he begins to stress about it. It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides ask about it.

    “Is this your ex-husband?” he nervously asks.

    “No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him.

    “Another boyfriend, then?” he continues.

    “No, not at all,” she says, nibbling away at his ear.

    “Is it your dad or your brother?” he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

    “No, no, no!!!” she answers. “Well, who in the heck is he, then?” he demands.

    “That’s me before the surgery”

  96. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    good ish cOLD…

  97. pockets Says:

    people who need to get kicked in the balls for them to wake up:

    trendsetting P (even tho i could care less about him)
    raekwon
    hov

    probably lots of others

  98. moresickaMC Says:

    Joe Budden missed his opportunity @ real stardom about 4 yrs ago imo

    dude would hav a brief legacy by now

  99. blahk Duppy Says:

    “That’s me before the surgery”

    ^blood fiya!!!

  100. CocCaCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    North beach leathers, Matching Gucci sweater,
    Gucci sneaks on to keep my outfit together…

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  101. pockets Says:

    pretty funny cici

    ^woops i meant ghost writer

  102. blahk Duppy Says:

    Joe Budden missed his opportunity @ real stardom about 4 yrs ago imo

    dude would hav a brief legacy by now

    ^not so, in the brave world of Alienism, the very word missed, is missed from vocabulary, meaning things happen because thats how they are intended. This type of foward thnking escapes you the heartache of reflecting to the what could haves and the only ifs.

  103. moresickaMC Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 11:38 am
    this year is garbage for movies/music. that jay song sucked, wat the hell happened to him. i was listening to the grey album yesterday (prolly my fav album all time)…man he was insane on tracks like PSA and all that shiz. his flow was so handsome back then now it sounds like hes getting head while in the booth.
    ^^^
    time does that to people….it doesnt affect me coz of course no one can be at their prime forever. thats y its called their prime

    as for movies….Iron Man’s gonna b sick

  104. moresickaMC Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 11:38 am
    this year is garbage for movies/music. that jay song sucked, wat the hell happened to him. i was listening to the grey album yesterday (prolly my fav album all time)…man he was insane on tracks like PSA and all that shiz. his flow was so handsome back then now it sounds like hes getting head while in the booth.
    ^^^
    time does that to people….it doesnt affect me coz of course no one can be at their prime forever. thats y its called their prime

    as for movies….Iron Man, Dark Knight? sick

  105. Eric Mangini Says:

    # JayDeez Says:
    February 29th, 2008 at 11:44 am

    Yall should keep Lito send Donovan to NY and we’ll send you Chad Pennington and Justin Miller to play corner

    *puts on poker face*

    ^^^

    LMAO…

    * Calls E.M.’s bluff *

    ^^^ok ok ok I’ll rasie

    *throws Stephon Marbury for Andre Igudolo into the pot*

    *looks off into the distance..thinks about his dead homies in order to conceal the smirk on his face*

  106. blahk Duppy Says:

    speaking of which snitches,.. I just read a news article about how some tranny is suing cause the cops revealed to her boyfriend that she used to be a man. I comtemplated posting that story, then thought of all the questions that would of followed.

  107. pockets Says:

    as for movies….Iron Man, Dark Knight? sick

    ^o hell yea, i meant so far this year no good movies…but later on its gonna be sick. one word: joker.

  108. moresickaMC Says:

    # blahk Duppy Says:
    February 29th, 2008 at 11:50 am

    Joe Budden missed his opportunity @ real stardom about 4 yrs ago imo

    dude would hav a brief legacy by now

    ^not so, in the brave world of Alienism, the very word missed, is missed from vocabulary, meaning things happen because thats how they are intended. This type of foward thnking escapes you the heartache of reflecting to the what could haves and the only ifs.
    ^^^
    Budden would be Siegel/Kiss level by now

  109. moresickaMC Says:

    ***goes to listen to Paps new mixtape**

    see u in a few peeps

  110. green eyes Says:

    # blahk Duppy Says:
    February 29th, 2008 at 11:50 am

    Joe Budden missed his opportunity @ real stardom about 4 yrs ago imo

    dude would hav a brief legacy by now

    ^not so, in the brave world of Alienism, the very word missed, is missed from vocabulary, meaning things happen because thats how they are intended. This type of foward thnking escapes you the heartache of reflecting to the what could haves and the only ifs.

    ^ chuuuuch. the path you are walking is the one you are supposed to be on. the hard part is realizing life is less about what we WANT and more about what we are meant for

  111. CiCi The Intern Says:

    *throws Stephon Marbury for Andre Igudolo into the pot*

    ^^

    the sad thing: Billy King would seriously think about doing that lol

  112. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    oh lawd @ GW joke.

  113. blahk Duppy Says:

    Budden would be Siegel/Kiss level by now

    ^and if my car didnt have a flat I would of been in the pile-up on the freeway. Get my drift?

  114. moresickaMC Says:

    Jay’s prime imo…(96-99)

  115. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

    One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. “What’s wrong, Bill?” she asked.

    “Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?”

    “Oh, Bill, you didn’t!” she exclaimed.

    “Yes, I did.” he replied.

    “My God, Bill, what happened?”

    “I got fired.”

    “No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?”

    “Oh… she got fired too.”

  116. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    aight…some work…holla later.

  117. pockets Says:

    in the brave world of Alienism, the very word missed, is missed from vocabulary, meaning things happen because thats how they are intended. This type of foward thnking escapes you the heartache of reflecting to the what could haves and the only ifs.

    ^ chuuuuch. the path you are walking is the one you are supposed to be on. the hard part is realizing life is less about what we WANT and more about what we are meant for

    ^werd. penis.

    WOOOOOOOOOOO (c) 88

  118. 456 Says:

    ^not so, in the brave world of Alienism, the very word missed, is missed from vocabulary, meaning things happen because thats how they are intended. This type of foward thnking escapes you the heartache of reflecting to the what could haves and the only ifs.

    ^if this was a recording and you listened to this backwards it would step by step instructions on how to conjure the demon baal. baal, conincidentally is a buddens fan

  119. Ghost Writer Says:

    Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. And, “Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint and we’re Jewish,” she asks, “will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?

    Thelma’s father thinks a bit, then says “No, I don’t think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?”

    “Osama Bin Laden,” she says.

    “Why Osama Bin Laden,” her father asks in shock?

    “Well,” she says, “I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we’re not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.

    And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to Osama, he’d love everyone a lot. And then he’d start going all over the place tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn’t hate anyone anymore.”

    Her father’s heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. “Thelma, that’s the most wonderful thing I’ve ever heard.”

    “I know,” Thelma says, “and once that gets him out in the open, the US Marines could blow the shit out of him.”

  120. pockets Says:

    yo i would do racheal ray, shes sexy when she just shuts the fuck up and cooks with that determination in her eye.

  121. CocCaCRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    moresickaMC Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 11:55 am
    Jay’s prime imo…(96-99)

    ^^^
    word… i think he still has alot of good shit to put out, just gotta move away from the trend he started… Step his storytellin to a new level. it’s 2008 hes still on that 98′ shit… i just wanna hear him grow into something other… let all his clones have his old lines & bars…

    im not impressed with his new shit, its the same shit, over & over & over again…

  122. blahk Duppy Says:

    since this is joke hour

    A little
    boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’

    Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
    I am the head of the family, so call me The President.

    Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

    We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

    The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

    And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

    Now think about that and see if it makes sense.’

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

    Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him . He
    finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

    So the little boy goes to his parent’s room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to
    wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the
    keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to
    bed

    The next morning, the little boy says to his father, ‘Dad, I think I understand the
    concept of politics now. ‘

    The father says, ‘good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is
    all about.’

    The little boy replies, ‘The President is screwing the Working Class while the
    Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in
    deep s**t

  123. Eric Mangini Says:

    “I know,” Thelma says, “and once that gets him out in the open, the US Marines could blow the shit out of him.”

    ^^^I think Osama looks down on gays in the military

  124. Eric Mangini Says:

    no pun intended pwahahaha at accidental humor.

  125. pockets Says:

    that is fantastic ghost writer. 4 1/4 stars. good stuff, great soliloquey, perfect diktion, the syntax was through the roof.

  126. b-ease Says:

    Budden would be Siegel/Kiss level by now

    ^^^
    that’s true, but if you look at where those two cats are right now, joey might actually be in a better space. Kiss’ Def Jam solo is going to flop, if it even comes Mut. And Beanie’s next album is going to be on Koch. TruQt.

  127. b-ease Says:

    moresickaMC Says:

    February 29th, 2008 at 11:55 am
    Jay’s prime imo…(96-99)

    ^^^
    yup, and hit his biggest peak in late summer ’98. his skill set and popularity were even then.

  128. Plug Says:

    1 STAR
    2 STAR
    3 STAR
    4 STAR

    5 STAR GENERAL!
    5 STAR GENERAL!

  129. Unxpekted Says:

    The Roots spitting real lyrics>most posts on Nahright

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