Video: Pete Rosenberg Interviews Rita-G

Pete Rosenberg speaks with Flashing Lights video girl Rita G‘s tits.


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  1. crazy88since88 Says:

    PUSSYHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. crazy88since88 Says:

    wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE TITTIES ON THIS WHORE!

  3. pockets Says:

    u should read maxims interview with rita-g…suspciously it has no actual quotes in it

  4. crazy88since88 Says:

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE!

  5. pockets Says:

    lmfao

  6. pockets Says:

    # crazy88since88 Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    PUSSYHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    # crazy88since88 Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE TITTIES ON THIS WHORE!

    ^thats raw human nature baby, salute this man. hes really in touch with himself, the balls on this guy

  7. crazy88since88 Says:

    …i thought make up was to make broads look good? Guess u cant put perfume on shit…

    …Man shes got a dog face…

  8. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    u should read maxims interview with rita-g…suspciously it has no actual quotes in it

    ^^ Word perfect read then!

  9. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    LMAO @ max kellerman and a caller on his show renaming the pass from Eli to Tyree in the super bowl to the BOSTON PASSACRE

  10. The Truth... Says:

    Yo Es….come on man….

  11. pockets Says:

    yooo she looks mad different than in the video…i guess kanye really does have a big budget for his videos. he could fix anybody up

  12. JayDeez Says:

    Well… Meeting Time…

    Holla at yall a little later

    *chucks deuces*

  13. pockets Says:

    max kellerman and a caller on his show renaming the pass from Eli to Tyree in the super bowl to the BOSTON PASSACRE

    ^how bout the Boston Tea-Bag Party. anyone?

  14. pockets Says:

    max kellerman and a caller on his show renaming the pass from Eli to Tyree in the super bowl to the BOSTON PASSACRE

    ^actually i vote for the Tyree Gave Head to Eli pass

  15. sleep Says:

    Max kellerman knows his hip hop shit.mase and puff is the best hip hop duo

  16. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    how bout the Boston Tea-Bag Party. anyone?

    ^^^*jumps into trunk instead of Kanye*

  17. dCs Says:

    rita-g is a dime, but what a freaky girl she must be. pete rosenberg is a funny dude

  18. Dem Says:

    yooo she looks mad different than in the video…i guess kanye really does have a big budget for his videos. he could fix anybody up

    ^ rent-a-facelift and shit. you know them plastic surgeons owe him big.

  19. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # pockets Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    yooo she looks mad different than in the video…i guess kanye really does have a big budget for his videos. he could fix anybody up

    ^^ you don’t really see her face in the video. I doubt ninjas were even looking at her face in the first place…lol

  20. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    FYI:When I type I grunt, not unlike female tennis Players. How dare anybody question my trendsetting!

  21. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    sleep Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    Max kellerman knows his hip hop shit

    …..sho does in fact he was just talking about how Ghostface > everyone else in WU ……

  22. pockets Says:

    how bout the Boston Tea-Bag Party. anyone?

    ^^^*jumps into trunk instead of Kanye*

    ^nah willy, i think im gonna stick with the Tyree gave his Head to Eli pass

  23. pockets Says:

    you don’t really see her face in the video. I doubt ninjas were even looking at her face in the first place…lol

    ^thats wat i call giving ur head to somethign. High-five, anyone?

  24. crazy88since88 Says:

    Dem Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    yooo she looks mad different than in the video…i guess kanye really does have a big budget for his videos. he could fix anybody up

    ^ rent-a-facelift and shit. you know them plastic surgeons owe him big.

    ^^^
    yea, thats 1 of those

    “hey, im gonna go to the bathroom, BRB”
    *grabs pants, timbs, jacket, Hoodie*

    “hey, im gonna go get some ice from round the corner”
    *gets dressed in the hallway*

    *takes hotel stairs*

    *take SimCard outta celly, throws*

    *puts in new SimCard*

    *walks around block, jumps in whip, Peels off*
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  25. pockets Says:

    i bet her tits are more scarred up than seal

  26. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Max Kellerman is like a poor version of me, How Dare anybody question my trendsetting and original opinions!

  27. landLORD Says:

    … what everyone forgets about the Super Bowl, is that for about one-and-a-half minutes, The Brady To Moss TD Drive, was going down in Sports History as THE DRIVE … to seal the Undefeated Season … BradyToMoss … then, freakin Autistic Eli Manning throws up a wobbly duck that sticks to the stripe on this no-name receiver’s helmet (Tyrese Davis??…David Terrell??) … the Patriots must have been doing some serious “Spygate” cheating, for their karma to turn so wrong, so suddenly …

  28. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    pockets Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    you don’t really see her face in the video. I doubt ninjas were even looking at her face in the first place…lol

    ^thats wat i call giving ur head to somethign. High-five, anyone?

    …Yo I was the first ninja to give a high-five how dare you question my trendsetting, look at what I bring to the table……

    I’m sorry I just can’t help myself

  29. crazy88since88 Says:

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    # pockets Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    yooo she looks mad different than in the video…i guess kanye really does have a big budget for his videos. he could fix anybody up

    ^^ you don’t really see her face in the video. I doubt ninjas were even looking at her face in the first place…lol

    ^^^
    Hell no, Ass & Titties…all day.

  30. pockets Says:

    you don’t really see her face in the video. I doubt ninjas were even looking at her face in the first place…lol

    ^thats wat i call giving ur head to somethign. High-five, anyone?

    …Yo I was the first ninja to give a high-five how dare you question my trendsetting, look at what I bring to the table……

    I’m sorry I just can’t help myself

    ^how dare u question me, the trend u started was high-four, i essentially improved upon it, how dare thee challengeth my mental girth.

  31. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    the Patriots and Billy Belicheck will go down as one of the most interesting and questionable dynasty’s ever

    Ask Curly Neal how many basketball games he played for the Harlem Globetrotters and he’ll tell you it was more than 6,000. He’ll tell you he’s been around the world three times and played basketball in 97 countries. He’ll tell you about playing in front of more than 75,000 people when the Globetrotters visited Berlin, and he’ll tell about playing in front of one fan — Pope John Paul II — at the Vatican. ‘He wanted it all for himself,’ Neal said of his papal audience. ‘We did the whole show. We even threw water on him, but it was holy water.’”

    ^^*ghostrides the Pop Mobile with White Girl blaring through the Bullhorn*

  32. pockets Says:

    Pete Rosenberg speaks with Flashing Lights video girl Rita G’s tits

    ^how dare anyone question the validity of her tits

  33. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    landLORD Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    … what everyone forgets about the Super Bowl, is that for about one-and-a-half minutes, The Brady To Moss TD Drive, was going down in Sports History as THE DRIVE … to seal the Undefeated Season … BradyToMoss … then, freakin Autistic Eli Manning throws up a wobbly duck that sticks to the stripe on this no-name receiver’s helmet (Tyrese Davis??…David Terrell??) … the Patriots must have been doing some serious “Spygate” cheating, for their karma to turn so wrong, so suddenly …

    …… word …. but like Shaun O’Hara said about Tyree ” Hey thats what you do when your from JERSEY, you make big plays ”

    David Tyree is from Montclair NJ, who was much more known for getting arrested with pounds of weed than for playing football

  34. Dem Says:

    why this video doesnt just start @ 6:00, i’ll never know.

  35. crazy88since88 Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    Pete Rosenberg speaks with Flashing Lights video girl Rita G’s tits

    ^how dare anyone question the validity of her tits

    ^^^
    “Did u See Them Knockaz” (c: Sheriff Buford T. Justice)

  36. chea Says:

    her face is busted but those tittays have temerity

  37. eskay Says:

    >>Yo Es….come on man….

    what you so mad at now (c) Kiss

  38. pockets Says:

    why this video doesnt just start @ 6:00, i’ll never know.

    ^thank u for pointing that out, ima brb

  39. eskay Says:

    >>then, freakin Autistic Eli Manning throws up a wobbly duck that sticks to the stripe on this no-name receiver’s helmet (Tyrese Davis??…David Terrell??)

    ^lmao…u mad

  40. pockets Says:

    yo eskay i never seen u around nyc, i be in all the clubs. why u lyin, u aint from here. i aint never even see u. i was posted up in yo hood and i aint even seen u

  41. landLORD Says:

    … she got a blockhead …

  42. moresickaMC Says:

    dang! Pete mustve been happy…u see how Ritas hand was rubbin up on his thigh?

  43. pockets Says:

    >>then, freakin Autistic Eli Manning throws up a wobbly duck that sticks to the stripe on this no-name receiver’s helmet (Tyrese Davis??…David Terrell??)

    ^are u focking kidding me greatest pass ever, brady wish moss gave his balls head like that

  44. G7 Says:

    pushin’ a red lex, miniscreens in my head set, so much beef police surprised i ain’t dead yet

    listening to Cormega- Testament

  45. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    ^how dare u question me, the trend u started was high-four, i essentially improved upon it, how dare thee challengeth my mental girth.

    …..true, i forgot to look at what YOU brought to the table…

  46. chea Says:

    i think she’s lesbos btw, as all are chicks who get breasts too early and then get touched up by their uncle

  47. crazy88since88 Says:

    Rita G = http://www.colleaguesrugby.com.au/bali2005/images/TourNames/Judy—Oompa-Loompa.jpg

  48. G7 Says:

    dem, chea, ty, land, pock, crazy, fux, jay deez and the rest….salute

  49. pockets Says:

    dont question waht i bought to the table, i bought THE table. i started that whole table trend as well. before me everyone was eating saki on the floor and had on bamboo condoms.

  50. landLORD Says:

    … Flavor Flav sends home finer broads than Rita G … (c) Rayna …

    … Flav is wrong for that one … dead wrong …

  51. crazy88since88 Says:

    G7 Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    dem, chea, ty, land, pock, crazy, fux, jay deez and the rest….salute

    ^^^
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  52. pockets Says:

    i think she’s lesbos btw

    ^wat country is that?

  53. landLORD Says:

    *daps G7*

  54. pockets Says:

    yo land wat are u ramblin on about, u gon start the public access show the God Hour or wat? if anyone prank called your show, they’d be the subject of some super intense rant of how god will smack fire out their ass

  55. Joe 88 Says:

    Flavor Flav sends home finer broads than Rita G … (c) Rayna …

    … Flav is wrong for that one … dead wrong …

    ^lol & Co-sign

    My favorite chick from last year:
    A 3 way tie
    Bootz
    Buckeey
    Beauty

    ^I use to call them my 3 B’s

    My favorite chick from this year:
    Prancer

    It isnt to many things I wouldn’t do for that chick

  56. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    G7 Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    dem, chea, ty, land, pock, crazy, fux, jay deez and the rest….salute

    * daps g 2+2+3 * I started that shit too How dare you ninjas question my trendsetting look at what I brought to the table

    pockets Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    dont question waht i bought to the table, i bought THE table. i started that whole table trend as well. before me everyone was eating saki on the floor and had on bamboo condoms.

    Hilarity

  57. G7 Says:

    couple looks at rita could turn a nigga to stone.

  58. landLORD Says:

    … LA Lakers, Pau Gasol always looks like he’s been up all night snorting cocaine and drinking beer with Jason Giambi and 4 silicone enhanced strippers from Vegas …

  59. pockets Says:

    land on the God Hour:

    “…and on the eighth day…god said Fuck these white boyzz…but it was too late, for the white devil had already ran away…”

  60. pockets Says:

    … LA Lakers, Pau Gasol always looks like he’s been up all night snorting cocaine

    ^lmao

  61. Joe 88 Says:

    What you know about Cormega “Testament” G7?

  62. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Kobe Bryant is the bessssssssssssss

  63. Joe 88 Says:

    Flavor of love season 3 = The best season, well this season got the best looking bitches by far, it was prolly like only 2 of em I wouldn’t hit

  64. G7 Says:

    Joe88

    I know enough. lol. i picked Testament up when it came out a few years back. I cop all of Mega’s albums. His latest, Who Am I is disappointing though.

  65. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    My favorite chick from last year:
    A 3 way tie
    Bootz
    Buckeey
    Beauty

    ^I use to call them my 3 B’s

    My favorite chick from this year:
    Prancer

    It isnt to many things I wouldn’t do for that chick

    ***Co-sign Prancer and Buckeey….LMAO @ Gasol the cokehead….true, indeed…nigga looks like Jason Patrick in that movie “Rush”- strung out like shit…

  66. Joe 88 Says:

    Man, fuck Kobe!!!!!!!!

    My cousin just called me like “You see what dem lakers is doing?” I swear I wanted to hang up on him

    Again FUCK KOBE

  67. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    I dont even watch Flavor of Love unless its saturday afternoon no college basketball on and I am still recovering from the night befo

  68. pockets Says:

    its gonna be so hilarious when the spurs win again this year. when the lakers celtics and mavs and suns lose, its gonna be like the patriots all over again. everyones just playing for the right to lose to parker and duncan and ginobli.

    *nash behind the back spinning pass to shaq who allies it to amare*

    *ginobli swishes in a three*

    *shaq in the post, kicks it out to amare, kicks it back in to shaq, shaq misses*

    *duncan rebounds, parker layup*

    *nash does cartwheel and passes it to amare*

    *brent barry steals ball and scores three*

  69. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    I think I be looking like Pau Gasol/Ed Norton in 25th Hour…half the time, same type of swag temerity and chutzpah

  70. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Joe 88 Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    Flavor of love season 3 = The best season, well this season got the best looking bitches by far, it was prolly like only 2 of em I wouldn’t hit

    ***Co-sign…he sent home all of the weaklings the first show, except for those busted ass twins…bitches look like some bootleg porno hoes- starring in Ghetto Twinz Gangbang 23, or some shit….

  71. Joe 88 Says:

    *nash does cartwheel and passes it to amare*

    ^lol

  72. Big Homie Says:

    Flavor of love season 3 = The best season, well this season got the best looking bitches by far, it was prolly like only 2 of em I wouldn’t hit

    ^ Myamme is a dime, Sincere got a phattie but her forehead is huge as shit. Rayne resembles Tocarra in a face and her got the phattest ass. So does Buns. Prancer is a cutie but her teeth are too big. Cosigns that this season has the best look broads

  73. pockets Says:

    yo joe how could u possibly hate on kobe. i could understand before when he was with shaq and everything, but hes just on another level right now all by himself.

  74. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    Joe 88 Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    Flavor of love season 3 = The best season, well this season got the best looking bitches by far, it was prolly like only 2 of em I wouldn’t hit

    ***Co-sign…he sent home all of the weaklings the first show, except for those busted ass twins…bitches look like some bootleg porno hoes- starring in Ghetto Twinz Gangbang 23, or some shit….

    ^^ we’ve already had our issue with porno twins today LOL

    what’s good icon…*daps*

  75. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Rayne resembles Tocarra in a face

    ***Yep…I was just saying that, the other day….

  76. G7 Says:

    a new season if Flavor of Love is on? I wonder what the last chick he picked is up to now?

  77. crazy88since88 Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    Flavor of love season 3 = The best season, well this season got the best looking bitches by far, it was prolly like only 2 of em I wouldn’t hit

    ^ Myamme is a dime, Sincere got a phattie but her forehead is huge as shit. Rayne resembles Tocarra in a face and her got the phattest ass. So does Buns. Prancer is a cutie but her teeth are too big. Cosigns that this season has the best look broads

    ^^^
    WHEN DOES THIS GATTTDAMN SHOW COME ON, I GOTTA CATCH THIS. (no Bad Case of Krabs w/ cMacs Aunt)

  78. pockets Says:

    wow a lot of u peeps watch that wack ass show…its nah right…

  79. G7 Says:

    The Spurs seem beatable this year. n/h.

  80. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    yo joe how could u possibly hate on kobe. i could understand before when he was with shaq and everything, but hes just on another level right now all by himself.

    Massa used to breed us to be bigger to go play
    Athletes of today in the NBA, make me proud
    But there’s somethin’ they don’t say
    Keep gettin’ accused for abusin’ White pussay
    From OJ to Kobe, uh let’s call him Tobe
    First he played his life cool just like Michael
    Now he rock ice too just like I do
    Yo, you can’t do better than that?
    The hotel clerk who adjusts the bathroom mat?
    Now you lose sponsorships that you thought had your back
    Yeah, you beat the rap jiggaboo, fake nigga you
    You turn around then you shit on Shaq
    Who woulda knew, Mr. Goodie-Two-Shoes
    He love a little butt crack, got enough cash
    Little kids with they bus pass who look up to you
    To do something for the youth, stupid spoof
    But you let them use you as an example
    They would rep, but our heroes got they hands full

    (c) Nasir

  81. Joe 88 Says:

    >Myamme is a dime, Sincere got a phattie but her forehead is huge as shit. Rayne resembles Tocarra in a face and her got the phattest ass. So does Buns. Prancer is a cutie but her teeth are too big. Cosigns that this season has the best look broads

    ^The girl from DC is a beast too, uh…….Seasons, or something like that, gravy old ass coulg get it too, & fall back on the prancer jokes, i’m already booking plane tickets to The D to stalk that ass, lol, but for real, a women imperfections can enhance there sex appeal, well atleast to me. The white girl Ice can catch it too

  82. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    pockets Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    yo joe how could u possibly hate on kobe. i could understand before when he was with shaq and everything, but hes just on another level right now all by himself.

    … yup even I have somehow stopped completely hating that ninja, he is just to damn good to hate on ……

  83. crazy88since88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    pockets Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    yo joe how could u possibly hate on kobe. i could understand before when he was with shaq and everything, but hes just on another level right now all by himself.

    Massa used to breed us to be bigger to go play
    Athletes of today in the NBA, make me proud
    But there’s somethin’ they don’t say
    Keep gettin’ accused for abusin’ White pussay
    From OJ to Kobe, uh let’s call him Tobe
    First he played his life cool just like Michael
    Now he rock ice too just like I do
    Yo, you can’t do better than that?
    The hotel clerk who adjusts the bathroom mat?
    Now you lose sponsorships that you thought had your back
    Yeah, you beat the rap jiggaboo, fake nigga you
    You turn around then you shit on Shaq
    Who woulda knew, Mr. Goodie-Two-Shoes
    He love a little butt crack, got enough cash
    Little kids with they bus pass who look up to you
    To do something for the youth, stupid spoof

    ^^^
    nUF sAID.

  84. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    The white girl Ice can catch it too

    ***She reminds me of a white version of Steph Lover, lol

    Whaddup, CiCi?

  85. Joe 88 Says:

    I don’t hate on kobe’s talent (n/h) on the court, but it’s something about him that just make me hate his guts.

  86. landLORD Says:

    … Rayna already been eliminated, and she was by far the finest … Prancer and Gravy > Myamee …

    … the gapped tooth Twin could get it …

  87. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    … the gapped tooth Twin could get it …

    ***Welcome baaaaaaaaaaack (c) Ma$e, n/h

  88. landLORD Says:

    … Spurs will beat the Cavs … again …

  89. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    G7 Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    The Spurs seem beatable this year. n/h.

    ….after the most underrated move of the season in getting Kurt Thomas I don’t think so, the Pistons are the only ones who might be able to, they are focused again, I don’t think Kobe’s fingers gonna be able to hold up, everytime I play basketball I jam my finger at least a little bit going for a loose ball i can’t see him making it the rest of the season with out further damaging that tendon

  90. Joe 88 Says:

    *Currently daydreaming about hiding in the bushes waiting for prancer to exit the market*

  91. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    *Currently daydreaming about hiding in the bushes waiting for prancer to exit the market*

    ***Don’t forget to throw the sack over her head like Borat, lol

  92. Big Homie Says:

    The girl from DC is a beast too, uh…….Seasons, or something like that, gravy old ass coulg get it too, & fall back on the prancer jokes, i’m already booking plane tickets to The D to stalk that ass, lol, but for real, a women imperfections can enhance there sex appeal, well atleast to me. The white girl Ice can catch it too

    ^ Shes a radio personality on 93.9 or was and a model. Cool peoples..always at the club.

    Crazy the show comes on like Monday night on VH1 I think at 9

  93. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    belated nhjic @ “throw the sack”

  94. landLORD Says:

    … Kobe Bryant and Alex Rodriguez both have the same intangible character flaw that makes EVERYONE hate them … they both seem so openly phony …

  95. G7 Says:

    I can see the Pistons getting knocked out early in the east. they get caught nappin’ too much.

  96. Joe 88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    belated nhjic @ “throw the sack”

    *Ghostrides the duffle bag*

  97. pockets Says:

    but for real, a women imperfections can enhance there sex appeal

    ^ud love my last chick then, bitch had three eyes. the sex was insane

  98. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    Massa used to breed us to be bigger to go play
    Athletes of today in the NBA, make me proud
    But there’s somethin’ they don’t say
    Keep gettin’ accused for abusin’ White pussay
    From OJ to Kobe, uh let’s call him Tobe
    First he played his life cool just like Michael
    Now he rock ice too just like I do
    Yo, you can’t do better than that?
    The hotel clerk who adjusts the bathroom mat?
    Now you lose sponsorships that you thought had your back
    Yeah, you beat the rap jiggaboo, fake nigga you
    You turn around then you shit on Shaq
    Who woulda knew, Mr. Goodie-Two-Shoes
    He love a little butt crack, got enough cash
    Little kids with they bus pass who look up to you
    To do something for the youth, stupid spoof
    But you let them use you as an example
    They would rep, but our heroes got they hands full

    (c) Nasir

    …..yeah but you got to take that with a grain of salt after all that ninja married kelis ? and wife # 1 has gone down in history as one of the biggest smuts of all time…..

    landLORD Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
    … Spurs will beat the Cavs … again …

    … Sheed’s too focused to let that happen again …….

  99. Big Homie Says:

    ***She reminds me of a white version of Steph Lover, lol

    ^ LMAO

  100. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    landLORD Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    … Kobe Bryant and Alex Rodriguez both have the same intangible character flaw that makes EVERYONE hate them … they both seem so openly phony …

    ***Kobe’s a beast on the court, but he just seems like he’d be such an awkward, weird acting nigga in real life…I don’t know why he gives me that impression (none)…just like Gilbert Arenas is one of my favorite players, right about now, but I wouldn’t wanna kick it with the ninja in person (none)…he seems like a nigga to pull some ol’ corny “Home Alone” type practical jokes, and shit….

  101. pockets Says:

    … Kobe Bryant and Alex Rodriguez both have the same intangible character flaw that makes EVERYONE hate them … they both seem so openly phony …

    ^a-rod hell yea i hate that dude, hes definitely a phony. but kobe’s not like him, altho i see wat ur getting at. kobe has that arrogant side to him, but he doesnt even talk that much and holy shit he scored 80 points. i became a fan

  102. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^ud love my last chick then, bitch had three eyes. the sex was insane

    ***Floor

  103. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    G7 Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    I can see the Pistons getting knocked out early in the east. they get caught nappin’ too much.

    …..normally yes but they have that focus and hunger back and it starts with Sheed the most underrated player in the league……

  104. pockets Says:

    ***Kobe’s a beast on the court, but he just seems like he’d be such an awkward, weird acting nigga in real life…I don’t know why he gives me that impression (none)…just like Gilbert Arenas is one of my favorite players, right about now, but I wouldn’t wanna kick it with the ninja in person (none)…he seems like a nigga to pull some ol’ corny “Home Alone” type practical jokes, and shit….

    ^Wtf the chutzpahh ayooooo

  105. Big Homie Says:

    The Wizards got bodied last night by the Rockets. Damn…Wasnt they beating them by like 40 points at one time?

  106. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^Wtf the chutzpahh ayooooo

    ***WTF are you talking about…I know YOU ain’t throwin’ ayooos around nigga…nigga, you love my style, lol….

  107. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    landLORD Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    … Kobe Bryant and Alex Rodriguez both have the same intangible character flaw that makes EVERYONE hate them … they both seem so openly phony …

    ***Kobe’s a beast on the court, but he just seems like he’d be such an awkward, weird acting nigga in real life…I don’t know why he gives me that impression (none)…

    ….. growing up in Italy killed that ninjas social skills …….

  108. landLORD Says:

    … anyone noticed the maturation of Rasheed Wallace over the years ? … he even makes an attempt to groom himself now … early in his career, he seemed like the kind of brother that would be out of the league and in jail by now … peace to him, for turning his act around … seriously …

  109. Dem Says:

    ud love my last chick then, bitch had three eyes. the sex was insane

    ^ *Ophthalmologist’s waiting room floor*

  110. pockets Says:

    hmm i think kobe and gilbert would be aii to hang out with, but i wouldnt wanna chill with chris kaman that dude gives me the creeps. all those euro-vikings

  111. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    The Wizards got bodied last night by the Rockets. Damn…Wasnt they beating them by like 40 points at one time?

    ****I stopped watching in the first quarter, when they only had BARELY 12 points, if that….Dikembe was blocking everything….Wiz finished the half with like 23 points- the lowest in franchise history…

  112. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    landLORD Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    … Kobe Bryant and Alex Rodriguez both have the same intangible character flaw that makes EVERYONE hate them … they both seem so openly phony …

    ^^ WOrd I seet that I see that(c) Ghostface

    If anybody can say that he sets trends and nobody can question what he brought to the table, is that man

  113. Joe 88 Says:

    and holy shit he scored 80 points. i became a fan

    ^He dropped 81 on Mo Ho peterson. Gilbert could drop 81 in a game if he chose to. I was just starting to like kobe (naw brah) but now since the lakers are hot, my cousin calls me everytime kobe ties his shoes before a game, just resurfaced my hate for that guy. Remember after the colorado shit, he went & got like 243089 tattoo’s? WTF was that about? Like Icon said, he just don’t seem like a person I would hang around, like he call the police on me if he seen me with a beer in public

  114. Big Homie Says:

    Rita G resembles that porn star Mya G in the footage above

  115. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Joe 88 is dumb for hating on KOBE the player

  116. G7 Says:

    >>…..normally yes but they have that focus and hunger back and it starts with Sheed the most underrated player in the league

    ^yeah, they do well when him and chauncy feel like playing(naw)

  117. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    landLORD Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    … anyone noticed the maturation of Rasheed Wallace over the years ? … he even makes an attempt to groom himself now … early in his career, he seemed like the kind of brother that would be out of the league and in jail by now … peace to him, for turning his act around … seriously …

    * raises hand *

    thats what I’m saying he has always been one of the best players in the league when he wanted to be, but his temper and boredom always derailed him, but you can tell this year he is determined to remind everyone what he brought to the table and with him playing his best the Pistons are DAMN good

  118. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    mya feat Beanie – Girls dem Suger

    ^^HARDBODIED CHUTZPAH!

  119. pockets Says:

    i think all those point guards that hog the ball would be dicks in real life, like marbury and francis. nate robinson seems like a douche too, the fockin swag on that lil dude.

  120. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    hmm i think kobe and gilbert would be aii to hang out with, but i wouldnt wanna chill with chris kaman that dude gives me the creeps. all those euro-vikings

    ***Dirk Nowitski (sp?) seems like he’s cool peoples (none)…remember that that one episode of Punk’d, where he just kept his composure the entire time, even though that lil kid had him signing bags of memorabilia @ the dinner table? ….

  121. crazy88since88 Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    Rita G resembles that porn star Mya G in the footage above

    ^^^
    LINK please… whos this Mya G…

  122. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Remember after the colorado shit, he went & got like 243089 tattoo’s

    ***LMAO…I know, right?

  123. Joe 88 Says:

    Joe 88 is Smart dumb for hating on KOBE the player person

  124. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    i think all those point guards that hog the ball would be dicks in real life, like marbury and francis. nate robinson seems like a douche too, the fockin swag on that lil dude.

    ***Co-sign..Chauncey Billups seems like he’d be annoying, too…but then again, we’re basing this on what?

  125. landLORD Says:

    … Toronto STILL dont play defense … Jamal Crawford scored 43 on them last week, in only 3 quarters …

  126. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    A Mexican man marries a Muslim woman. The next year, the two have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, brand new baby.”Congratulations,” says the nurse to the new parents. She asks “what are you going to name this precious child?” The parents explain they want both cultures to be a part of their child’s name, but have not yet decided on one.

    “Well,” the nurse says, “Can I give you a suggestion?”

    “Sure” says the mother and the father.

    “Why don’t you name it ALLAH CHINGADA”

  127. Big Homie Says:

    http://www.tinyurl.com/3b2obk

    ^ Am I wrong for laughing at this at first?

  128. pockets Says:

    and holy shit he scored 80 points. i became a fan

    ^He dropped 81 on Mo Ho peterson. Gilbert could drop 81 in a game if he chose to. I was just starting to like kobe (naw brah) but now since the lakers are hot, my cousin calls me everytime kobe ties his shoes before a game, just resurfaced my hate for that guy. Remember after the colorado shit, he went & got like 243089 tattoo’s? WTF was that about? Like Icon said, he just don’t seem like a person I would hang around, like he call the police on me if he seen me with a beer in public

    ^yo i dunno how can u hate on the way he handled that situation, he just shut his mouth and went ballistic on the court. i dont really know about that tattoo shit but who really cares. as for ur last sentence, i think id like him cuz of that. i wouldnt get along with a pacman jones type muthafucka who would call his goons if i didNT ride around in his whip shooting paintballs at motherfockers

  129. JMack Says:

    she’s lucky shes hot because shes annoying as piss. Props to Pete for running a great interview.

  130. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    Remember after the colorado shit, he went & got like 243089 tattoo’s

    ***LMAO…I know, right?

    ^^ that Kobe’s “Philly” side…SMH

  131. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    i think all those point guards that hog the ball would be dicks in real life, like marbury and francis. nate robinson seems like a douche too, the fockin swag on that lil dude.

    ***Co-sign..Chauncey Billups seems like he’d be annoying, too…but then again, we’re basing this on what?

    ^^ Co-Sign but dudes like Nash Kidd and Chris Paul seem like dudes that would be chill and forthcoming since they are always giving on the court. Deron Williams I seen a couple of interviews and dude is always on the defensive and seems like a little Mulatto bitch

  132. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    put me on the list of people not that impressed with Kobe’s 81, the Raptors weren’t even trying to stop him it’s like he cut them a check, in any other game once someone got over 60 they would start getting chin checked every time they touched the ball until his jaw was broke or some shit, they would go 5 on 1 and let anyone else score and of course Kobe’s teammates catered to him and allowed him to take 263 shots lots of people could do that if they were that way and the other team was soft enough to allow it

    but again i can’t hate on the man anymore he is too nice, but also co-sign i couldn’t hang out with him he would call the cops on me early like this ninja blazing some crazy smelling gaia come arrest this fool

  133. Joe 88 Says:

    Am I wrong for laughing at this at first?

    ^Don’t ever post no shit like that again, I clicked off that shit instantly, i’m holding back laughter, but what made it funny was jeezy’s face (pause)

  134. blahk Duppy Says:

    http://www.nahright.com/news/2008/02/05/flavor-flav-still-shucking-jiving/#comment-854701

    ^yo fux I’m saying….

  135. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    yo i dunno how can u hate on the way he handled that situation, he just shut his mouth and went ballistic on the court

    ***Nigga acted like he was playing for his FREEDOM, like the judge handed him a ball and shit (none), (c) Dave Chappelle

  136. pockets Says:

    i think all those point guards that hog the ball would be dicks in real life, like marbury and francis. nate robinson seems like a douche too, the fockin swag on that lil dude.

    ***Co-sign..Chauncey Billups seems like he’d be annoying, too…but then again, we’re basing this on what?

    ^hell ya! chauncey billups, now thats a wierd dude. everything likes a competition to him prolly. if i bought a car hed prolly buy a better one and circle my crib all day. cuz hes a champion and thats wat champions do

  137. crazy88since88 Says:

    Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    A Mexican man marries a Muslim woman. The next year, the two have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, brand new baby.”Congratulations,” says the nurse to the new parents. She asks “what are you going to name this precious child?” The parents explain they want both cultures to be a part of their child’s name, but have not yet decided on one.

    “Well,” the nurse says, “Can I give you a suggestion?”

    “Sure” says the mother and the father.

    “Why don’t you name it ALLAH CHINGADA”

    ^^^
    (sicks dog on Fuxie)

  138. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    you’s a funny one Eskay.

    damn I bet PR was stuttering and everything on this interview…*goes to watch vid*

  139. G7 Says:

    landLORD Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    … Toronto STILL dont play defense … Jamal Crawford scored 43 on them last week, in only 3 quarters …

    ====
    i seen that game. Toronto has a good squad, but they’re way too inconsistent. one day they’ll beat the Spurs and the next get punished by the Knicks. shits irritating. no bowel trouble.

  140. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    ^^ Deron Williams I seen a couple of interviews and dude is always on the defensive and seems like a little Mulatto bitch

    ^

    *dead*

  141. Big Homie Says:

    Don’t ever post no shit like that again, I clicked off that shit instantly, i’m holding back laughter, but what made it funny was jeezy’s face (pause)

    ^ True. I only found it funny because I couldnt tell which one was Jeezy at first

  142. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    cOLD Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    does anyone know how much stress is involved in the provisioning process of an oc3 circuit… smh at my current job, and my for not having chutzpah to do somthing about it.

    ^^^^^LOL *italian man voice* *gestures towards ballsac cupping motion* The CHUTZPAH on dis guy, eh!

  143. landLORD Says:

    … Rony Turiaf seems like the happiest man on the planet every time he, or the Lakers score … he’s becoming an outstanding and loyal carrier of Kobe’s weed … that brother was crazy for even playing ball, the same year as he had open-heart surgery … he’s just happy to be alive …

  144. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    pockets Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    i think all those point guards that hog the ball would be dicks in real life, like marbury and francis. nate robinson seems like a douche too, the fockin swag on that lil dude.

    …. as a Nets fan I have come to hate Starbury to a degree, but you have to give that man credit for something and while he might of been a ball hog for a while he definitely isn’t THAT selfish in real life, he donates mad money to mad different charity’s and shit, he is always trying to do something good, but he isn’t the smartest dude so he doesn’t exactly come across looking that good most the time…..

  145. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Landlord and all the LAker haters…….We is going to run it run it……Yo the team is Deep as fuck everybody on the bench can get it in, Word to Jordan Farmar that little JEw has tenacity, incredible temerity, bountiful Swag with the right amount of CHUTZPAH!

  146. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    landLORD Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    … Rony Turiaf seems like the happiest man on the planet every time he, or the Lakers score … he’s becoming an outstanding and loyal carrier of Kobe’s weed … that brother was crazy for even playing ball, the same year as he had open-heart surgery … he’s just happy to be alive …

    ****Damon Jones always seems like he’s beyond psyched, just to be there…(none)

  147. pockets Says:

    douchebags:

    chauncey billups
    a-rod
    brady (THAT seems like the worst person to chill with)
    kwame brown
    charles barkely
    carmello anthony

    chill:

    shaq
    parker
    nash
    duncan
    wade

  148. Big Homie Says:

    Yo the team is Deep as fuck everybody on the bench can get it in

    ^ Ohhhh man….ayoo

  149. Joe 88 Says:

    … Rony Turiaf seems like the happiest man on the planet every time he, or the Lakers score

    ^Could you imagine him @ a rap battle with his man (pause)? Yo would be gettin too hype (no kid n play song)

    Judge: Alright son tell the people what your name is

    Rapper dude: MC pawn a brick

    Rony Turiaf: OH SHIT SON, DID YOU HEAR WHAT THE NIGGA JUST SAID SON?

  150. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Popeye Jones face looked at all times like he was happy to get it in on NBA court and pull an NBA watching HEFFA…..Good for him

  151. pockets Says:

    …. as a Nets fan I have come to hate Starbury to a degree, but you have to give that man credit for something and while he might of been a ball hog for a while he definitely isn’t THAT selfish in real life, he donates mad money to mad different charity’s and shit, he is always trying to do something good, but he isn’t the smartest dude so he doesn’t exactly come across looking that good most the time…..

    ^yea i was thinking about that before too. but maybe hes just like that on camera and ball is wat brings his true nature out lol. marbury is a toss up

  152. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    ***Dirk Nowitski (sp?) seems like he’s cool peoples (none)…remember that that one episode of Punk’d, where he just kept his composure the entire time, even though that lil kid had him signing bags of memorabilia @ the dinner table? ….

    …lmao i do remember that and I was impressed by that you have to respect that, unfortunitly for him thats the same character trait that makes him fold up like a bitch in clutch time ( see finals against heat 2 years ago and 1st round against Warriors last year )

  153. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    …. as a Nets fan I have come to hate Starbury to a degree, but you have to give that man credit for something and while he might of been a ball hog for a while he definitely isn’t THAT selfish in real life, he donates mad money to mad different charity’s and shit, he is always trying to do something good, but he isn’t the smartest dude so he doesn’t exactly come across looking that good most the time…..

    **Those $15 shoes were bad LOOKING, but a good look, nonetheless…speaking of shoes, everybody I know who encountered Mike Jordan during his tenure as a Wizard said he is a certified dickhole (none)…I need to dig up this one article for y’all…BRB..

  154. landLORD Says:

    … Farmar is waaaay better than i thought he was … and if Odom and Walton stay healthty, the Lakers could make something happen …

  155. pockets Says:

    add l.t. and reggie to the list of dicks

  156. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    *leans Like a CHOLO*

  157. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    is she puerto rican or…?

    Rita G- “like my ass was lookin so juicy in it ya know”

    PR- “yeah duh!”

    “can you fart three times…”

    “im really into my ass”

    “my skin…its like butter”

    “damn right you can…hot 97 where hip hop lives”

    its cool that she wasnt too stuck up…like she played along with PR’s weird nerdy funny style

    damn they was talkin some weird nasty funny shit ha…

    LMAO!…

  158. Joe 88 Says:

    douchebags:

    chauncey billups
    a-rod
    brady (THAT seems like the worst person to chill with)
    kwame brown
    charles barkely
    carmello anthony

    Naw, melo from B-More, he aint go hollywood, yet. He real chills from what I heard, he looked like a cool due in the stop snitching DVD too, chilling on the dirty grimey blocks of white lock being worth over 100 million. Barkley seems cool too,

  159. blahk Duppy Says:

    add l.t. and reggie to the list of dicks

    ^ha

  160. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    add l.t. and reggie to the list of dicks

    ^^ Now your just being stupid, if your from Diego and not named Nick Cannon you get it in. Mothafucka’s from here are usually chill and accomdating since we the most eclectic and diverse populace in the US…Word to the Census Bearou

  161. Mr.Londoner Says:

    wow.. this dude is quick with the interviews..

    nice tits work

  162. landLORD Says:

    … Rony Turiaf is the Freaky Tah (Lost Boys) of the NBA …

  163. pockets Says:

    wats the deal with odom, that dude couldve been like kg or someshit.

  164. G7 Says:

    >>everybody I know who encountered Mike Jordan during his tenure as a Wizard said he is a certified dickhole (none)

    ^Jordan just seems too competitive to be a cool guy off the court. i can see him being a prick(nh).

  165. pockets Says:

    add l.t. and reggie to the list of dicks

    ^^ Now your just being stupid, if your from Diego and not named Nick Cannon you get it in. Mothafucka’s from here are usually chill and accomdating since we the most eclectic and diverse populace in the US…Word to the Census Bearou

    ^aii son stfu i knew u would bring that bullshit here. u realize he jsut sat there with his fucking darth vader mask on while his team was getting owned. the quarterback had a worse injuury than him and we kept getting shots of darth vader tryin to drink coffee through his maskhole on the bench. the fuckin ball son this guy

  166. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Nah Odom has that character trait where he is a follower and scavenger and not a hunter, Word to the Museum of Man

  167. Joe 88 Says:

    Wheat Oats > Lamar Odom

    Dude is a dirty player

  168. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    ^^ Co-Sign but dudes like Nash Kidd and Chris Paul seem like dudes that would be chill and forthcoming since they are always giving on the court. Deron Williams I seen a couple of interviews and dude is always on the defensive and seems like a little Mulatto bitch

    … Chris Paul is my favorite player in the league, most fun to watch IMO and I have been a big fan since he was at Wake Forest and I saw how he went out and scored a like 63 points in a high school game once the day after his Grandpa was murdered . His Granddad raised him and I think he was 63 ( i could have the age and point total off a little ) anyway he played the game as a tribute to him was 1 point away from reaching the point total got fouled went to the line nailed the first one, and dropped to the floor….. Then he bricked the second one on purpose and walked off the court, i always respected that little ninja since then ( they were killing the other team it wasn’t even close )

    I might of fucked up some of the details but it went down pretty much like that

  169. pockets Says:

    loll no shots fux

  170. G7 Says:

    sam cassell has frequent flyer miles to mars. that’d be a cool trip in the off season.

  171. pockets Says:

    prolly worst dad: belicheck

    son: dad can u pass that last porkch.

    *bill stabs with a fork, stares dead into his sons eyes, and sticks the whole thing in his mouth*

    bill: next time dont be such a loser fuckhead

  172. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Joe 88 you getting on my e-nerves hating on the Lakers for no good reason ……Punk Baltimore Rookie Bitch…..

    http://www.bossip.com/wp-content/uploads/michaeljackson5.jpg
    ^^
    *heart gently weeps* I used to love this motherfucker with all my heart as a youngster, Word to Sega’s Moonwalker *says out loud* Heeeeheeeeeee

  173. Joe 88 Says:

    I could see me being his weed carrier bagging some bitches with Chris paul, lol

  174. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    chris paul is a damn good player.

    K.G. is one of my favs ever… dude just has the all around package (nhjic?)

  175. landLORD Says:

    *NBA players most likely to smoke a blunt with a random fan in a strip club parking lot*

    … Zach Randolph, NY Knicks … (niggas eyes be red BEFORE the game) …

    … Jason Williams, Miami Heat …

    … Sean Williams, NJ Nets (check his record) …

    … Pau Gasol (if you sprinkle it with cocaine) …

    … Gerald Green (he just looks slow) …

    … Stephen Jackson (and he got the burner in case shit pop off) …

    … Jason Richardson (see Zach Randolph, his college teammate) …

  176. G7 Says:

    >>prolly worst dad: belicheck

    ^haha, true

  177. pockets Says:

    okay essentially san diego is the worst place to live in. the bitches are mad boojiee and the dudes have little to no swag, besides fux maybe.

  178. Joe 88 Says:

    >Joe 88 you getting on my e-nerves hating on the Lakers for no good reason ……Punk Baltimore Rookie Bitch…..

    ^lol.

    Lakes > Lakers

    Osama > Odom

    Toby > Kobe

    Being a farmer > being named farmer

    B. Walton > L. Walton

    Action Jackson > Phil Jackson

  179. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    **Those $15 shoes were bad LOOKING, but a good look, nonetheless…speaking of shoes, everybody I know who encountered Mike Jordan during his tenure as a Wizard said he is a certified dickhole (none)…I need to dig up this one article for y’all…BRB..

    …. o yeah for real Jordan is a well known asshole thats what made him so great, like Barry Bonds ( even before the steroids ) … Jordan sucker punched Steve kerr in practice for christ sake ….. Steve kerr what the fuck did he bring to the table besides clutch 3′s ?

  180. crazy88since88 Says:

    http://www.smartenupnas.com/2008/02/27/sexy-beast-of-the-week-4/#more-3422

  181. pockets Says:

    lately it seems anyone who dons a knick jersey instantly becomes a douchebag. man i hate my team

  182. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Nah the worst dad is Andy Reid or Tony Dungy …….them niggas got sons offing themselves one way or the other …….Punk ass Silver Spoon having my life sucks so much right now let me kill myself looking mothafuckas

  183. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    San Diego Union Tribune > Baltimore Sun

    Philip Rivers > ___________ Redman, Boller, McNair etc etc

  184. pockets Says:

    jordan prolly was a douche but he didnt let that douchyness come off when u watched him play. he seemed like the greatest human being ever.

  185. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    Joe 88 Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    douchebags:

    chauncey billups
    a-rod
    brady (THAT seems like the worst person to chill with)
    kwame brown
    charles barkely
    carmello anthony

    Naw, melo from B-More, he aint go hollywood, yet. He real chills from what I heard, he looked like a cool due in the stop snitching DVD too, chilling on the dirty grimey blocks of white lock being worth over 100 million. Barkley seems cool too,

    Barkley needs to off that list

    … Sean Williams, NJ Nets (check his record) …

    … still LMAO that everyone let him slip so late in the draft cause he got caught smoking Weed once, this shit is the NBA 80 % of them be high all the damn time and dudes gonna be a beast …..

  186. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    *looks at Crazy’s link*
    *erupts sexually after fucking visually*

  187. pockets Says:

    yo swaggart u know the eli trade for rivers was stupendous for nyc. u thin tyree would have given his head to rivers?? dont think so

    eli > rivers.

  188. crazy88since88 Says:

    George Lucas is A Pimp… hes got a Real Winner on his arm. GATTTDAMN!

  189. landLORD Says:

    … word … Andy Reid’s dope-dealing sons is like the Menendez Brothers and shit … and Dungy’s son murked himself, over a broad … allegedly …

  190. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    jordan prolly was a douche but he didnt let that douchyness come off when u watched him play. he seemed like the greatest human being ever.

    ^^ Ya and His shoes where for the Children

  191. pockets Says:

    yea actaulyl now that hes not a player, barkely is not longer a douche. but almost all those horrible analysts are for the nba/espn. everyone who works at espn seems like a dick

  192. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    and Dungy’s son murked himself, over a broad … allegedly …

    ^^ Damn he literally lost at life, No Contra 30 lives cheat code

  193. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Jordan sucker punched Steve kerr in practice for christ sake ….. Steve kerr what the fuck did he bring to the table besides clutch 3’s ?

    ***LOL, right? Steve Kerr seems like a down to earth, team player type of cat, too…The thing that turned me against Jordan, was when the Wiz owner, Abe Pollin, did a donation ($250K, I think) in Jordan’s name to local schools, to celebrate his retirement, and Jordan word got out that dude was mad, because he thought he was gonna get a pair of motorcyles? SMH…really, nigga? If you’ve ever been to DC, you know how bad the schools are in desperate need of repair and resources…they need books and desks a whole lot more than an arrogant billionaire needs some free motorcycles…

  194. landLORD Says:

    … Joan Rivers > Phillip Rivers …

  195. pockets Says:

    Jordan sucker punched Steve kerr in practice for christ sake ….. Steve kerr what the fuck

    ^ahahahaaaaaaa

  196. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    landLORD Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    … Joan Rivers > Phillip Rivers …

    ^^ I would fuck her just to see if she would get all rigamortis(sp) like when she bust

  197. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    crazy88since88 Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    George Lucas is A Pimp… hes got a Real Winner on his arm. GATTTDAMN!

    ***He got that chick from Arial (Ariel?) Capital Management, right? I can’t think of her name, though…brownskinned, cute sista…

  198. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Jordan is a bitch he only fucked up Whiteboys ……OAKLEY on the other hand, I love that motherfucker he is my favorite player of all time and the only jersey I own. I feel like I can fuck anybody up when I wear that shit

  199. pockets Says:

    nile river, phillip seymor hoffman, and batteries> phillip rivers and the chargers

  200. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    and Dungy’s son murked himself, over a broad … allegedly …

    …. i think it has to do more with the intense over the top christian up-bringing he was brought in, not that being a Christian is a bad thing, do you but Dungy is so over the top with it, he has excepted his faith and run with it on some cult ( no pun intended ) type shit …… but thats just my thing I think people that think like dungy make terrible parents as their kids can never feel like they can meet their parents and GOD expectations…..

  201. crazy88since88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    crazy88since88 Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    George Lucas is A Pimp… hes got a Real Winner on his arm. GATTTDAMN!

    ***He got that chick from Arial (Ariel?) Capital Management, right? I can’t think of her name, though…brownskinned, cute sista…

    ^^^
    WHat! that woman is BAD! …No kids, Got her own Life & paper, None of that Single Black mother bitter shit… Shes a 10 in my book. Sheeeeeeeeeit.

  202. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ***Charles Oakley looks like he could be Marlo Stanfield’s bodyguard/muscle (none)

  203. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    no disrespect or racialist to all my brothas here, but when I was young I would get it with Brothas only ….my street credentials were much higher because of it, instead of me fucking up some whiteboy or asian cat. I goes har

  204. landLORD Says:

    … i cant even comment on Jordan … ive always had a healthy hate for the man … word to Gerald Wilkins and John Starks … ive never owned a pair of Jordans … no Jumpmans … no Nikes … fuck his airness … no homo …

  205. pockets Says:

    lol werd oakley is the man. anyone who was on that knick team….even chris childs nas-lookin kobe-deckin ass ninja

  206. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Remember When Oakley had that Fro Nappy thing up in TORONTO, He looked very Handsome with that shit(none)………*looks around* WHAT A MOTHERFUCKER CANT SAY ANOTHER MAN IS HANDSOME, FUCK Y’ALL

  207. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ crazy- we’re talking about Mellody Hobson, right?

    http://www.arielcapital.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=blogcategory&id=71&Itemid=1064

  208. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
    jordan prolly was a douche but he didnt let that douchyness come off when u watched him play. he seemed like the greatest human being ever.

    ^^ Ya and His shoes where for from the Children In Sweat shops in China to be made for pennys and FOR the rich kids from the burbs to pay 100 $ for or people from the hood to save for years for them or just straight up murk you for them

  209. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    well might be a *larte pass* but ayyy Land you back homie…

    welcome back.

  210. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    ***Charles Oakley looks like he could be Marlo Stanfield’s bodyguard/muscle (none)

    ^^WORD he looks a little like CHRIS

  211. pockets Says:

    no Nikes

    ^??? uve never worn nikes land?

  212. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    but when I was young I would get it with Brothas only

    **AYO?

  213. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    shit…*late*

  214. crazy88since88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    @ crazy- we’re talking about Mellody Hobson, right?

    http://www.arielcapital.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=blogcategory&id=71&Itemid=1064

    ^^^
    YeZur! id move all my business ventures home & be a stay @ home Dad for this broad.

  215. cMac Says:

    im sleepy

  216. pockets Says:

    my dick is handsome. the lil’ squirt, so cute

  217. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    LANDLORD WALKS IN BARE FEET, that nigga is Shaka Zulu ……….damn I loved that Mini-Series *goes to Ebay to cop*

  218. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    john starks light skinned self…’cept when he missed those shots in the finals…

  219. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
    no Nikes

    ^??? uve never worn nikes land?

    ***He wears sandals- skins shoes, muddasucka!!! (c) Michael Blackson

  220. pockets Says:

    YeZur! id move all my business ventures home & be a stay @ home Dad for this broad.

    ^paula wolff?

  221. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    Jordan is a bitch he only fucked up Whiteboys ……OAKLEY on the other hand, I love that motherfucker he is my favorite player of all time and the only jersey I own. I feel like I can fuck anybody up when I wear that shit

    ^^ I remember when Oakley knocked Tyrone Hill out…priceles

  222. G7 Says:

    ah wha di blood….

  223. pockets Says:

    the shaq barkely fight was on the borderline fag mud wrestling.

  224. crazy88since88 Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    YeZur! id move all my business ventures home & be a stay @ home Dad for this broad.

    ^^^
    http://www.google.com/search?q=mellody+hobson&um=1&hl=en&ndsp=20&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw

  225. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    ^^ I remember when Oakley knocked Tyrone Hill out…priceles

    ^^ HE BODIED JEFF MCNISS TOO

  226. D. Billz Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    >Joe 88 you getting on my e-nerves hating on the Lakers for no good reason ……Punk Baltimore Rookie Bitch…..

    ^ *pulls up in black truck w/ tints*

    *hops out in all black attire*

    *pulls bandana down just below nostrils*

    *pulls all black O’s fitted over eyebrows*

    *grips up*

    I’m also a Laker Hater… what da prol’em is?

  227. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    Jordan sucker punched Steve kerr in practice for christ sake ….. Steve kerr what the fuck did he bring to the table besides clutch 3’s ?

    ***LOL, right? Steve Kerr seems like a down to earth, team player type of cat, too…The thing that turned me against Jordan, was when the Wiz owner, Abe Pollin, did a donation ($250K, I think) in Jordan’s name to local schools, to celebrate his retirement, and Jordan word got out that dude was mad, because he thought he was gonna get a pair of motorcyles? SMH…really, nigga? If you’ve ever been to DC, you know how bad the schools are in desperate need of repair and resources…they need books and desks a whole lot more than an arrogant billionaire needs some free motorcycles…

    …. yup theres all types of spoiled athletes like that, this guy I used to work with helped set up some Charity event for cancer and they tried to get Don mattingley to come and the asshole wanted 250,000 $, to be picked up from his house in jersey by a helicopter and flown to NYC and be put up in a 5 star hotel for the entire weekend just so he could speak for an hour, people had to tell him they weren’t even thinking they would definitely be able to raise that much at the event let alone be able to cut him that check and actually help the people who need it, you know the people who are sick and dying and NOT filthy rich

  228. pockets Says:

    i wanna see oakley vs ben wallace in a cage fight

  229. cMac Says:

    ^??? uve never worn nikes land?

    ***He wears sandals- skins shoes, muddasucka!!! (c) Michael Blackson
    _______

    It was funny as hell when he was like “white version is on the way” and started scratching his legs

  230. crazy88since88 Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    i wanna see oakley vs ben wallace in a cage fight

    ^^^
    AYOO!

  231. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    ***Charles Oakley looks like he could be Marlo Stanfield’s bodyguard/muscle (none)

    LMAO yo Chris do be looking like a young Charles Oakley

    MTF – whats good did you get my email about that website where you can watch all the wire episodes from ?

  232. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Oakley shoulda been wrestling in the WCW w/ Diamond Dallas Page instead of Karl Malone…that woulda been a better fit.

  233. catch22 Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    i wanna see oakley vs ben wallace in a cage fight

    ^^
    mixed martial arts= 15 minutes of fame for washed up pro/semi pro athletes

  234. landLORD Says:

    … i remember when Oakley choked Karl Malone with both hands, while the Mailman motioned to the ref to get Oak off him …

    … Oakley went after ALL the other heavyweights … Barkley, XMan, Shaq, Mutombo, Michael Cage, Alonzo Mourning … all of them … Charles Oakley is the Jack Johnson of NBA fighters …

  235. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Yo Billz I copped a Orioles fitted, My Homie ADAM JONES is your centerfielder so slow your roll homie…….SOUTHEAST DIEGO STANDUP

  236. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    *daps Landlord* Hell Yes Charles Oakley needs to be in MOVIES dude is like 6’9 Dark Handsome and CHiseled, I fucking have a crush on him for real…. Never homo though

  237. pockets Says:

    rodman was easily the best transvestite to ever play ball (no pun intended)

  238. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    MTF – whats good did you get my email about that website where you can watch all the wire episodes from ?

    ^^^

    for shizzle…I appreciate it homie. I might have to check that out if I can’t find any free episodes…thanks bro.

  239. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    “We do what we go to,” Oakley said. “You got to fight . . . that’s part of leadership. Didn’t nobody bleed. Things happen, the game kept going and they won. He came on my back, he tried to run to the basket, he was mouthing off a couple times before that. He came around my back, I blocked him out, he grabbed me and I got him up off me.”

  240. pockets Says:

    “We do what we go to,” Oakley said. “You got to fight . . . that’s part of leadership. Didn’t nobody bleed. Things happen, the game kept going and they won. He came on my back, he tried to run to the basket, he was mouthing off a couple times before that. He came around my back, I blocked him out, he grabbed me and I got him up off me.”

    ^i grew chest hair just reading that.

  241. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    The John Shaft Award

    This goes to Oakley. One of the networks needs to have a “Coolest guy on the planet” contest because Oakley would absolutely win. You know those “Road House” scenes in which Swayze just stands in the bar, surveying the scene with a thin smile on his face, barely moving a fingernail and meanwhile, 10 drunk guys are brawling a few feet away from him? That’s what Oakley is like. You could hire some extras to play gang members at one of these parties, then have them fire blanks at each other 10 feet from Oakley and I’m not even sure he would flinch. The great thing about him: He served as MJ’s enforcer in Chicago, and now they’re both retired … and from what I could tell, he’s still Jordan’s enforcer. Could there be a greater tribute in life to someone’s kickassability than Michael Jordan himself deciding, “You know what? I need to make sure he’s still on my side. I don’t care if we’re in our 40s.”

    Personally, I think Oak could do more. Why couldn’t he become the next great action hero? He’s got the looks, the size, the swagger … at the very least, he could mumble through his lines and become the black Steven Seagal. For God’s sake, everyone in the league is still afraid of him, personified by the one-sided Tyrone Hill/Oakley and Jeff McInnis/Oakley feuds, as well as the famous story of Oak slapping Barkley hard across the face during a ’99 lockout players-only meeting, which became his signature “Here’s why you don’t mess with Oakley” moment.

    Anyway, on Thursday night, I asked one relatively famous current player who knows him, “What makes Oakley more intimidating than everyone else?”

    His answer: “There’s a lotta tough guys in the league, but Oak don’t give a fuck”

  242. cMac Says:

    blank face @ fux

  243. landLORD Says:

    … i wear Puma Clydes … or Adidas … and occasionally NewBalance … i even own a couple pair of Starbury’s …

  244. catch22 Says:

    SMH @ fux’s blatant, but for some reason acceptable homo-ness. like the gay uncle everyone knows about but know one likes to talk about.

  245. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    He came on my back

    ****AYO, Oakley, AYo

  246. catch22 Says:

    *no one

  247. green eyes Says:

    mixed martial arts= 15 minutes of fame for washed up pro/semi pro athletes

    ^ they go in swinging…come out an unconscious, bloody heap

  248. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    He came on my back

    ****AYO, Oakley, AYo

    ^^^*takes oakley punch to the face* *wears it*

    this is what I googled to find that Oakley story

    ‘Oakley Swagger Handsome Fight’ – WALAH!

  249. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    rodman was easily the best transvestite to ever play ball (no pun intended)

    ^^^

    besides all his b.s. on and off court…duke was a damn good player.

    got those rebounds, knew how to mess with peoples minds, good defense…cant shoot a free throw worth a ish.

  250. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    for shizzle…I appreciate it homie. I might have to check that out if I can’t find any free episodes…thanks bro.

    … no doubt I was looking for free ones but i couldn’t find it and I’m next useless with that shit sometimes but i figured it’s worth it to pay 2.50 or 5 $ to see every episode and like I said I feel it’s my duty to make as many people watch is possible to raise the standards of TV, if everyone would watch The Wire we would have more shows like it and therefore no need for all this reality show fuckery ( by the way I know Eskay made that shit cool, HOW DARE YOU QUESTION HIS TRENDSETTING LOOK AT WHAT HE BRINGS TO THE TABLE )

  251. pockets Says:

    SMH @ fux’s blatant, but for some reason acceptable homo-ness. like the gay uncle everyone knows about but know one likes to talk about.

    ^penis

  252. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    I am on a no homo type roll today, Somebody please wipe me down girl or male it dont matter

  253. D. Billz Says:

    Charles Oakley is the proverbial “uncle” of African American culture.

  254. landLORD Says:

    … IFux has always gotten the Homo Hood-Pass (no disrespect) …

    … not unlike Prince or Cam’ron …

  255. D. Billz Says:

    … i even own a couple pair of Starbury’s …

    ^I wanted a pair. Them shits was sold out everywhere.

  256. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    thanks Lanlord, *Brushes shoulder of Periwinkle colored Polo*

  257. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    landLORD Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    … IFux has always gotten the Homo Hood-Pass (no disrespect) …

    … not unlike Prince or Cam’ron …

    ***or Gangstalicious

  258. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Stephon Marbury is in the midst of a 37-city tour to promote his Starbury line of shoes and clothing for Steve and Barry’s … and what’s even better, he’s blogging about his experiences for the New York Post:

    After that we bounced through Charlotte. We stopped off at one of my favorite places to eat, Cracker Barrel. We met a nice lady named Lisa who worked there and told us the story of how she had promised her son she would buy him a pair of $175 Jordans even though she didn’t want to. But he never had any brand name shoes. So she did it.

    She wrote Michael Jordan a letter saying it was unfair a lot of children wouldn’t be able to afford them and they shouldn’t need Jordans to feel accepted.

    She said they sent her a b.s. email back but that was it. I want Michael Jordan to get down with the movement and come out with a Star Jordan sneaker for the people. Let’s see what happens.

    First reaction: Marbury’s favorite restaurant is the Cracker Barrel? Who knew? Second reaction: that’s pretty bold of him to call out MJ, especially right in his backyard. I never would have thought it possible a couple of years ago, but Marbury seems to be on the verge of becoming a “larger than basketball” icon, having already called out MJ and LeBron James (see: “I’d rather own than be owned”).

    We know Ben Wallace has already signed on with Starbury, but will athletes endorsing other companies follow in his footsteps? A month ago, word got out that Kevin Durant was adamant that his shoe contract included a commitment from either Nike or adidas to produce an affordable shoe that can be sold in the $39 to $69 range. Was that just p.r.-speak to make Durant look good, or did he really stick to his guns? We’ll find out in a few months, Durant signed a deal with Nike this week.

    sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/07/17/stephon-marbury-calls-out-michael-jordan/

  259. catch22 Says:

    …or beanie seigel

  260. green eyes Says:

    lol@ icon

    fux you and your girl take that yoga class yet?

  261. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    I am Oakley in alot of regards i Just dont ‘give a fuck’ also about 6ft 175, handsome, a Gemini, Green eyes, white skin tone but get a nice tan in the summer, pretty much the same fucking person if you ask me.

  262. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    plus I think Fuxie is on a whole other level where Chutzpah is the language of choice and the Swag of a thousand Charles Oakley’s is commonplace.

  263. CiCi The Intern Says:

    LF: My peoples have just upped a review of the Chris Rock tour…check it out, if interested.

    ** Alert: There are some of his jokes in there so if you don’t want to be “Wire”d out, don’t read it…lol…just letting y’all ninjas know.

    tinyurl.com/35te6e

  264. pockets Says:

    i remember wen i was the resident ayo-ed due, ’til fux not only grabbed the torch but sucked its dick and reached aruiond the anus. salute my dude, u r handsome

  265. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    thanks Lanlord, *Brushes shoulder of Periwinkle colored Polo*

    ….. o yeah i was watching the replay of the nets magic game last night and i found a new installment for the Nah right look-a-like section

    I fux and HeduoTurkoglu

  266. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    LF: My peoples have just upped a review of the Chris Rock tour…check it out, if interested.

    ** Alert: There are some of his jokes in there so if you don’t want to be “Wire”d out, don’t read it…lol…just letting y’all ninjas know

    ***Good looking out..I’m psyched about this jawn…5th row seats….

  267. landLORD Says:

    … Starbury etheerd LeBron with that quote … even though i wouldnt mind being owned at the rates LeBron gets … but on some grown man shit, Marbury sonned him …

  268. catch22 Says:

    pockets Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    i remember wen i was the resident ayo-ed due, ’til fux not only grabbed the torch but sucked its dick and reached aruiond the anus. salute my dude, u r handsome

    ^^
    are you trying to take back the throne?

  269. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Nah Greens I was supposed to go Monday Night with her but I had to take my daughter to dance since her mom is fucking fat and pregnant. But soon enough

  270. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ….. o yeah i was watching the replay of the nets magic game last night and i found a new installment for the Nah right look-a-like section

    I fux and HeduoTurkoglu

    ***Damn, them’s fighting words, lol…why you gonna talk that way about my boy Balki Ginobli?

  271. landLORD Says:

    Kenard? said

    ….. o yeah i was watching the replay of the nets magic game last night and i found a new installment for the Nah right look-a-like section

    I fux and HeduoTurkoglu

    —————-

    … definitely shots fired …

  272. pockets Says:

    are you trying to take back the throne?

    ^yo i was thinkin bout it but im not on nah that much anymore so i need someone to not only hold down the fort but take it in smoothly when times get hard

  273. landLORD Says:

    *lookalikes*

    … IFUX and Carlos Delfino, Toronto Raptors …

  274. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Fuck no, No homo but Turkoglo is not near as wavy as me, true story I am quite handsome, *feels self*

  275. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    ….. o yeah i was watching the replay of the nets magic game last night and i found a new installment for the Nah right look-a-like section

    I fux and HeduoTurkoglu

    ***Damn, them’s fighting words, lol…why you gonna talk that way about my boy Balki Ginobli?

    … no shots fired but I swear i was watching the game last night and Hedo took a 3 from crazy far and when they went to show his reaction I swear to god i said to myself is that I fux ?

  276. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    plus real grown men really dont give a shit about a ayo…

    most of its just to fuck around on the ‘net…

    ya feel me…

    eat some yogurt and keep it real.

  277. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ***Blank stare @ pockets
    ***Pockets smiles back gayly, purses lips and waves, yelling “hey there, sailor!!!”
    ***Icon hides

    (none)

  278. JayDeez Says:

    * Finishes meeting*

    *sprints to Nah conference room*

    *bursts in door like kramer tyrone biggums (no nah) for the 5 O’clock free crack give away*

    What I miss?!

    * sees facelifts, ass & tits, kobe, pistons, flavor of love, charles oakley *

    * scratches head (no) *

    * blinks twice *

    eh.. the usual.. and yeah co-sign Charles Oak was the ultimate fighter.

  279. D. Billz Says:

    So I was in my COSC class yesterday and we had a dicussion about technology and socioeconomic status. We had to bring an article in about computers are changing society. After somebody read their article, they addressed a question to the class asking how can the low-income and poor people keep up with the standards of technology. After a few answers given, I stated that this is why I endorse bootlegging aka Black Market. The Powers That Be has always tried their best to divide people in Amerikkka by limiting resources to those who need it. I said that if you can cop a computer, or any other product, off the market then you should do so. This society gives 2 shits about whether or not the underprivileged gets ahead, and they ultimately want to get rid of the poor people since they no longer have a use for us (Blacks + Latins) as a whole. Smh @ this heffa (the professor) being uptight with me. Mind you, she’s a loud, round-the-way Black chick and the least bit articulate. I wanted to say, “professor… you know DAMMMMN well that half the relatives in your family sold you some bootleg shit… or at least bought somethin’ hot off the street a few times in your life.”

    Even the white frat dude after class was on some, “dude I download EVERYTHING… do you got Photoshop?”.

  280. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    … no shots fired but I swear i was watching the game last night and Hedo took a 3 from crazy far and when they went to show his reaction I swear to god i said to myself is that I fux ?

    ^^^

    LMAO…

    so wavy…

  281. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    eat some yogurt and keep it real.

    ^^*daps lip with hankie from suit pocket* You left some right there

  282. pockets Says:

    … no shots fired but I swear i was watching the game last night and Hedo took a 3 from crazy far and when they went to show his reaction I swear to god i said to myself is that I fux ?

    ^was he wearing a sombrero

  283. catch22 Says:

    *lookalikes*

    rey and the charlie brown balloon in the macy’s thanksgiving day parade

  284. JayDeez Says:

    ^^^^

    WOOOOOOOWWW….. i struggle with life.

    *Jumps out office window*

  285. hip hop cops Says:

    >>Marbury’s favorite restaurant is the Cracker Barrel?

    you know that mickeyfickey spent more credit hours at the waffle house than on tech’s campus

  286. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    The NFL Scouting Combine is rumor central in the football world, with hundreds of players, agents, coaches and executives in town trading gossip. Most of the rumors aren’t worth passing along, but John Czarnecki of Fox Sports writes about one that’s too juicy to pass up:

    The Patriots and Randy Moss really aren’t close to a new contract, although the Pats believe Moss will give them the option to match whatever deal he does receive on the open market. That makes sense because the clubs pursuing Moss will be limited because he wants to play for a contender. The most interesting rumor is Moss joining the Dallas Cowboys. The Cowboys can pay up, and wouldn’t T.O. and Moss be interesting to watch, not to mention impossible to defend?

    I really don’t think the Cowboys are going to sign Moss. I think the Patriots are going to keep him. And I think there’s a pretty good chance that Terrell Owens would become a locker-room cancer if Moss usurped his position as the team’s No. 1 receiver. So this rumor doesn’t really make a whole lot of sense.

    And yet Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has said he wants to add an offensive playmaker this off-season who will make people say “wow.” Moss would certainly qualify on that front.

    sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2008/02/25/nfl-rumor-randy-moss-to-cowboys/

  287. landLORD Says:

    *Nah Right Archives Present Rey’s Mother*

    tinyurl.com/2j33nl

  288. D. Billz Says:

    Pacific Division’s “No Homo” song over the Kanye beat is probably the best ode to “pausing” that I’ve ever heard.

  289. green eyes Says:

    lol @ jaydeez.. when html goes wrong

  290. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    you know that mickeyfickey spent more credit hours at the waffle house than on tech’s campus

    **When I was going to school in Mississippi (military), we used to stay up in the Waffle House after the club….that jawn was usually liver than the club, lol

  291. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/4/12/975776/lilmayraaram.jpg

    http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/4/12/975776/Antonia%20and%20I.jpg

    ^^No Hedo here

  292. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # hip hop cops Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    >>Marbury’s favorite restaurant is the Cracker Barrel?

    you know that mickeyfickey spent more credit hours at the waffle house than on tech’s campus

    ^^ speaking of Marbury, what happened to his brother who used to play at Rhode Island.? Hell, even Telfair was a relative bust if you think about it. But he was the product of overhype.

  293. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    eat some yogurt and keep it real.

    ^^*daps lip with hankie from suit pocket* You left some right there

    ^^^
    thanks home skillet.

    *hands him some yogurt*

    that shit is def creamy.

  294. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    Pacific Division’s “No Homo” song over the Kanye beat is probably the best ode to “pausing” that I’ve ever heard.

    ^^WORD!

  295. pockets Says:

    fux u kind are the spic version of hedo but tighter around the edges. more posture is wat i mean.

  296. CiCi The Intern Says:

    The Cowboys can pay up, and wouldn’t T.O. and Moss be interesting to watch, not to mention impossible to defend?

    I really don’t think the Cowboys are going to sign Moss. I think the Patriots are going to keep him. And I think there’s a pretty good chance that Terrell Owens would become a locker-room cancer if Moss usurped his position as the team’s No. 1 receiver. So this rumor doesn’t really make a whole lot of sense.

    And yet Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has said he wants to add an offensive playmaker this off-season who will make people say “wow.” Moss would certainly qualify on that front.

    ^

    I’m moving to Canada if that shit happens…

  297. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Yo Greens do partake in a little bit of Yoga?

  298. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    D. Billz Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    So I was in my COSC class yesterday and we had a dicussion about technology and socioeconomic status. We had to bring an article in about computers are changing society. After somebody read their article, they addressed a question to the class asking how can the low-income and poor people keep up with the standards of technology. After a few answers given, I stated that this is why I endorse bootlegging aka Black Market. The Powers That Be has always tried their best to divide people in Amerikkka by limiting resources to those who need it. I said that if you can cop a computer, or any other product, off the market then you should do so. This society gives 2 shits about whether or not the underprivileged gets ahead, and they ultimately want to get rid of the poor people since they no longer have a use for us (Blacks + Latins) as a whole. Smh @ this heffa (the professor) being uptight with me. Mind you, she’s a loud, round-the-way Black chick and the least bit articulate. I wanted to say, “professor… you know DAMMMMN well that half the relatives in your family sold you some bootleg shit… or at least bought somethin’ hot off the street a few times in your life.”

    Even the white frat dude after class was on some, “dude I download EVERYTHING… do you got Photoshop?”.

    word thats why i be downloading everything now I realized just cause i can afford doesn’t mean I have to spend and thats how the rich get richer by not spending money but by getting everything for free or actually getting paid to get some shit…… word to KRS

    the rich will get richer and the poor will get poorer
    and in the final hour many heads will lose power
    what does the rich versus the poor really mean?
    psychologically it means you got to pick your team
    when someone says the rich gets richer
    visualize wealth and put yourselves in the picture
    the rich get richer, cause they work towards rich
    the poor get poorer, cause their minds can’t switch from the ghetto
    let go, it’s not a novelty
    you could love your neighborhood without loving poverty
    follow me, every mother, father, son, daughter
    there’s no reason to fear the New World Order
    we must order the whole new world to pay us
    the New World Order and the old state chaos
    the Big Brother watching over you, is a lie you see
    Hip-Hop could build it’s own secret society
    but first you and I got to unify
    stop the negativity and control our creativity
    the rich is getting richer, so why we ain’t richer?
    could it be we still thinking like niggas?
    educate yourselves, make your world view bigger
    visualize wealth and put yourselves in the picture!

  299. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    pockets Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    … no shots fired but I swear i was watching the game last night and Hedo took a 3 from crazy far and when they went to show his reaction I swear to god i said to myself is that I fux ?

    ^was he wearing a sombrero

    ….lmao naw but i swear i thought i saw one at first…..

  300. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Cracker Barrel is the shit.

    fried apples mmm mmm good.

  301. pockets Says:

    let go, it’s not a novelty
    you could love your neighborhood without loving poverty

    ^wow *whipes off shoulder of entire black race*

  302. landLORD Says:

    IFUX lookalike … Carlos Delfino …

    … no homo …

    tinyurl.com/2ow3bv
    tinyurl.com/2t7h79

  303. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Wassup All?
    Ci-Ci That turd burglar shit is the reason I start the paper from the back.

    Greenie–I was trippin about it “being gay” to worry about you. You know how emotions in SOME Hip-Hop circles is considered a weakness? In that way. Sooooooo, I guess since the black out didn’t affect you, I’m not getting that TV. lol

    Charles Oakley slapped the shit out of TyHill EVERY time he saw him because of a gambling debt.
    And yeah, Big Homie, that picture was funny as hell for all the WRONG reasons.

    Peace to the Nah Massive….
    *continues to recouperate from the Flu and eats yogurt mixed with trail mix*

  304. green eyes Says:

    # Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    Yo Greens do partake in a little bit of Yoga?

    ^ yeah… i like boxing more… i like elements of yoga but unless you can find a great teacher, its boring as shit.

  305. D. Billz Says:

    That KRS verse is probably the illest shit ever said on record. That’s DEFINITELY goin’ on one of my t-shirts.

  306. landLORD Says:

    … them Fried Filet Chicken Breasts at Cracker Barrell is the TRUTH …

  307. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    can I get a link to that PAC DIV no homo kanye song?…hook me up.

  308. No more ty big's just call me Kenard Says:

    D. Billz Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    That KRS verse is probably the illest shit ever said on record. That’s DEFINITELY goin’ on one of my t-shirts.

    … word holla at a ninja when you make one ……

  309. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    Cracker Barrel is the shit.

    fried apples mmm mmm good.

    ***I heard that jawn was racist as hell, and therefore, I have never been there…if I’m missing out, oh well…just do a seach with the keywords “Cracker Barrell Racist”….I remember last year, Chris Rock’s mother said they were acting like Denny’s, and shit…

  310. CiCi The Intern Says:

    Da PartyStarter Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    Wassup All?
    Ci-Ci That turd burglar shit is the reason I start the paper from the back.

    ^^^^

    The gay-porn-Mission Impossible twins? Or the idea that Randy Moss could be a *gag* Dallas Cowboy *gag*?

  311. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    yeah… i like boxing more… i like elements of yoga but unless you can find a great teacher, its boring as shit.

    ^^ I figured so I was going to take my ipod touch and watch some porn on mute while I tried there little things so I can visualize how much more effective I would be at fucking

  312. catch22 Says:

    word thats why i be downloading everything now I realized just cause i can afford doesn’t mean I have to spend and thats how the rich get richer by not spending money but by getting everything for free or actually getting paid to get some shit…… word to KRS

    ^^
    the reason why ghostface makes youtube videos crying about record sales

  313. green eyes Says:

    cracker barrel is racist.

  314. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    that pete rock ft doo wop jawn off NY’s Finest is dandy.

  315. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    MTF click my name and I left it in my last post comments.

    Yo I will fuck with Delfino, Plus Rasheed said that Carlos came into the locker room once wearing Fuschia colored khaki’s, I was like damn that Argentian gots style

  316. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    i like elements of yoga but unless you can find a great teacher, its boring as shit.

    ****Tumbles in front of greenie, wearing Dragonfly Jones outfit from “Martin”- Whatchu need help in, skretchin?

  317. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    I never seen a Cracker Barrell in my life!

  318. catch22 Says:

    nike is racist, they put additives in their kicks that make poor black and latino kids fiend for them like crack.

  319. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    green eyes Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    cracker barrel is racist.

    ^^^

    well there is alot of older white workers and people who eat there so…I can see that.

    but that Country Boy’s Breakfast meal is so damn gooooooddddddd.

  320. D. Billz Says:

    Pete Rock in B’more on March 7th.

  321. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    *continues to recouperate from the Flu

    ***You, too, huh? I’m at work, though, prolly infecting the shit outta m’fukkas (none)…Fuck it, I ain’t burning my leave, lol

  322. landLORD Says:

    … ALL restaurants are racists … even the black and brown owned restaurants are racist … they dont like white people … but the color green brings all the races together for a common cause … to eat and get paid …

  323. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    I never seen a Cracker Barrell in my life!

    ^^^

    better look for one…miss out on that tip homie.

  324. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I never seen a Cracker Barrell in my life!

    ***I think they’re all down south, right off I-95 exits, lol…

  325. catch22 Says:

    every chinese food restaurant is racist. you know chinese people hate that black people love chicken wings, but they love their money.

  326. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    *continues to recouperate from the Flu

    ***You, too, huh? I’m at work, though, prolly infecting the shit outta m’fukkas (none)…Fuck it, I ain’t burning my leave, lol

    ^^^

    I had that shit like 2 weeks ago…real bad…def sucked.

  327. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    I never seen a Cracker Barrell in my life!

    ***I think they’re all down south, right off I-95 exits, lol…

    ^^^

    naw thers plenty in the Middy.

  328. green eyes Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    Cracker Barrel is the shit.

    fried apples mmm mmm good.

    ***I heard that jawn was racist as hell, and therefore, I have never been there…if I’m missing out, oh well…just do a seach with the keywords “Cracker Barrell Racist”….I remember last year, Chris Rock’s mother said they were acting like Denny’s, and shit…

    ^ i mean.. its called CRACKER BARREL.. and you only see them on some dark stretches of highways.. i always envision some crazy rednecks jumping out of the bushes and shooting

  329. D. Billz Says:

    landLORD Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    … ALL restaurants are racists … even the black and brown owned restaurants are racist … they dont like white people …

    ^ (c) the Wesley Snipes and Queen Latifah scene in “Jungle Fever”

  330. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    I never seen a Cracker Barrell in my life!

    ***I think they’re all down south, right off I-95 exits, lol…

    ^^

    there’s one in MontCo actually lol

  331. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    damn I been slackin…you got a few new posts fuxie…last one I check out was lil romeo tribute.

    anything new on that front?…ha.

  332. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    landLORD Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    … ALL restaurants are racists … even the black and brown owned restaurants are racist … they dont like white people …

    ***Sheeeeit, anytime I’m in Outback or some joint like that on the weekend, and the wait time for a table is like an hour, white people just breeze past us colored masses, on some VIP shit….never fails…true story…

  333. D. Billz Says:

    I’ve been to the Cracker Barrell in Richmond. It was pitch black outside… and madd crakkkas in there. I was eatin’ my biscuits and gravy while lookin’ over my shoulders…

  334. Plug Says:

    Dam! yall got the flu too?!?!? I just got back from the hospital not to long ago. been sick since friday. blowin chunks and everything. No energy. Lost 10 pounds in 5 days. I ate for the first time since Friday… 3 bites of a subway sammich. stomach hurts… body aches … crib looks like a fiend lives in it.

  335. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    cool thanks fuxie for link…great song ha.

    nooooo hoooommmoooo!…lol.

  336. green eyes Says:

    # Plug Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    Dam! yall got the flu too?!?!? I just got back from the hospital not to long ago. been sick since friday. blowin chunks and everything. No energy. Lost 10 pounds in 5 days. I ate for the first time since Friday… 3 bites of a subway sammich. stomach hurts… body aches … crib looks like a fiend lives in it.

    ^ damn.. all of us got it?? wtf

  337. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    February 27th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
    I’ve been to the Cracker Barrell in Richmond. It was pitch black outside… and madd crakkkas in there. I was eatin’ my biscuits and gravy while lookin’ over my shoulders…

    ^^^

    biscuits…mmmm gravy…some thick white warm gravy.

    thats some good food right dere.

  338. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    gettin the flu over the internet…damn

  339. blahk Duppy Says:

    gettin the flu over the internet…damn

    ^step you anti virus game up

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