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the temperature outside. i took them shots this weekend
^^^
Man, u better be fuckin these broad… cut that “lets be friends†shit out.
(cMac voice)
…yea, i shoot for puff and all them niggas, check out my site.
(dumb bitch creepin on the come up voice)
…4real, Boy stop playin…
(cMac voice)
…man, i aint got time for playin, i got broads line’d up who wanna fuck with me, so whats up, u comin over 2nite? you know what it is…
(dumb bitch creepin on the come up voice)
…yea… i gotta think of something to tell my boyfriend thou…
(cMac voice)
MAN, fuck that nigga, tell that nigga u got a Shoot do do, thats all apart of this business… u gotta do you!
(dumb bitch creepin on the come up voice)
…ok, bet! see u @ like 8…
(cMac voice)
and bring some rubbers too, the flavor joints, u’ll like those…
(dumb bitch creepin on the come up voice)
…i got some in the car, you too late, He,He,heee
# crazy88since88 Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
cMac Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
@crazy88
the temperature outside. i took them shots this weekend
^^^
Man, u better be fuckin these broad… cut that “lets be friends†shit out.
(cMac voice)
…yea, i shoot for puff and all them niggas, check out my site.
(dumb bitch creepin on the come up voice)
…4real, Boy stop playin…
(cMac voice)
…man, i aint got time for playin, i got broads line’d up who wanna fuck with me, so whats up, u comin over 2nite? you know what it is…
(dumb bitch creepin on the come up voice)
…yea… i gotta think of something to tell my boyfriend thou…
(cMac voice)
MAN, fuck that nigga, tell that nigga u got a Shoot do do, thats all apart of this business… u gotta do you!
(dumb bitch creepin on the come up voice)
…ok, bet! see u @ like 8…
(cMac voice)
and bring some rubbers too, the flavor joints, u’ll like those…
(dumb bitch creepin on the come up voice)
…i got some in the car, you too late, He,He,heee
When we was younger & played tackle in the street, no one bent over to hike the ball, why? Cause at a young age niggas knew that was gay, whoever wanted to be the center was gay, & whoever took the snaps was posted behing a gay man, SMH
all time gayest sports position: towel boy. i seen the kid throw a towel in iversons head and slap the shit out of his ass while ivo was blinded, ABU GHRAIB style
February 11th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
the only gay part about football is how the quarterback hikes the ball with his dick all up in the guys ass. i seen it for a fact, bret favre was slowly walking up to the center guy, he grabbed the fat dudes waist with his left hand and slapped his own thigh with his right while analyzing the defense and was mumbling a bunch of numbers that mean nothing but are supposed to make the whole situation less fag.
Hard to ask considering no tracks have leaked yet, but do yall think this album will live up to its hype. I know..especially from the Nas stans that if this album does not, this will be a huge disappointment
i used to think nothing about golf was gay, it had to be the nongayest. but then i seen some player hit a birdie, pump a fist in the air (manly), slowly wak off (still manly), and then suddenly jump on another guy as they tumbled to the ground embraced, then rolled down a hill into the sandpit. damn
February 11th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
i used to think nothing about golf was gay, it had to be the nongayest. but then i seen some player hit a birdie, pump a fist in the air (manly), slowly wak off (still manly), and then suddenly jump on another guy as they tumbled to the ground embraced, then rolled down a hill into the sandpit. damn
tennis aint bad. i was watching that shit, perfectly comfortable with how nongay it was. their polos were fine, and i was even okay with the short cutoff level. but then as i watched, i slowly realized that as these french pansies sweat, their shorts turn from white to mutherfucking transparent, showing the world their g-strings in full view. i knew something was odd at first, but i couldnt quite put my finger on it (pause) until ten minutes had passed and i saw dude’s spongebob cup. he then headed to the bench, where i was sure he would get new shorts…instead his manager/pervert doused him wiht a water bottle in slow motion. damn
Hard to ask considering no tracks have leaked yet, but do yall think this album will live up to its hype. I know..especially from the Nas stans that if this album does not, this will be a huge disappointment
^The last 4 albums Nas put out where good albums, considering that and take into account the times we are living in– recessions: the war; and the election, thats mad amo for the kid Nas. This album here will be a political masterpiece, drafted in the blood sweet and tears of Soilders at war, the stressed out aggressive youths and the struggling families arcross the globe.
He ripped this shit to shreads, i’m surprised people couldn’t look past rule’s marketing plan (singing for bitches) & see his real talent, his beat selection was good, he never dissapointed lyrically, & he had depth (pause). Rule started or rather reinvented the perfect marketing scheme (of course pac started the rapping for bitches theroy) now almost every rapper does this, & Ja gets no thanks, that just goes to show you how far people go to not say they made a misstake, instead of saying “damn, ja isn’t that bad” they still hate on him because they don’t wanna be looked at as a hypocrite, because everyone hated ja when it was the thing to to, only me & my cousin rocked Ja when he was beffing with 50. Rap fans are the only fans that can’t like both, you like Jay, can’t like Nass, etc. I fooled with both (pause) (ja & 50) & the R.U.L.E album was way better than the assacre. Ja not really good, or interesting now, but back then he was a monster
maurice garland sounds like a cigarette smoking 60 pound fax-machine repair man who pretends hes a ten foot tall black dude to pick up chicks that are three times his weight.
^ @ Joe, Ja was a victim of the old build you up just to tear you down thing. Thats celebrity for you. It happens to the majority of artist that blow (as if). Thats why its best to stay a moderate MC wit a marginal fanbase.
>>>Ja was a victim of the old build you up just to tear you down thing. Thats celebrity for you. It happens to the majority of artist that blow (as if). Thats why its best to stay a moderate MC wit a marginal fanbase.
^Overstand, I never looked at it that way, but that’s so true
what you’re forgetting is that the streets turned on Ja rule, due to his arrogance, and the blatant disregard he had for making real hip-hop music…His ego and Pride got too him, then people found out he wasnt a real thug, or a real g….
contrary to popular belief, 50 pounced on Ja Rule after the streets already turned his back on him…The streets just wanted Ja rule to be humbled….but 50 came and did the same thing.
the 50/ja rule thing= America and the Alqueda/Afghan region….We give power to someone to tear another person down, and that same person who we give power to, becomes our enemy.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Maurice Garland sound like a nigga that used Duke kits in his hair until ‘98.
^Nigga my name aint Mauri………oh, you talking bout…..uh….yeah, ha ha duke kit, only…….losers, yeah big losers uses that kit
*Uses foot to slide Platinum 2008 special edition duke kit under end table*
*Starts sweating*
*Duke gel runs down the side of my face (pause)*
*Runs*
^LMFAO… I only brought that up because I was just tellin’ this chick last night that I used to want that shit. I aint have waves and ninjas was stylin’ with the curly jumpoff with the temp fade on the sides. My Nubian/African/Amistad hair rejected that shit immediately. Smh
>LMFAO… I only brought that up because I was just tellin’ this chick last night that I used to want that shit. I aint have waves and ninjas was stylin’ with the curly jumpoff with the temp fade on the sides. My Nubian/African/Amistad hair rejected that shit immediately. Smh
^lol, you ever tried murray’s hair grease? I don’t thinks that cheating, if you want those real waves, I remember a few years back I wanted waves badly & sport & wave wasn’t working fast enough, I asked my homeboy about the duke kit, he presented to me the biggest plate of ether i’ve ever seen, & I didn’t even buy the shit, but the effect of the jokes still stick with me to this day. One joke I remember is him saying you gon be playing basketball & your waves gonna fall in your hand, lol, or something like that. Anyway if you still want em, murray’s is the best way to go, word to the bitches that love putting there soft fingers threw my wavy hair
Murray’s + Sport & wave + dedication & a mean du rag game = waves
maurice garland was the man who was to be installed in iraq to replace saddam, but the minute he got there he broke into a store, stole a tv and hid out in a cave.
I think errybody and they momma used Murray’s hair grease, one little dab can last a week, you cant put too much on your head cause it makes your skin oily and greasy…
But murray’s is the shit if you want your wave game to be right.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
@ Billz, or anybody else in school- have y’all ever checked this site out? Pure hilarity…
^Yooooo… mofos at my school REALLY do use that. I’ve known about it for about a year and a half now but never really used it. They say it actually works and that students actually use it as a guide as to what professors to pick. I shoulda did that before I picked that wack ass prof. for one of my COMM classes. Smh.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
maurice garland was the kid in kindergarden kids use to give there lunch money to just to see him eat anything paste/crayons/bugs etc
^LMAO… wow, you took it back. And you know he was in D.E.C.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
# pockets Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
maurice garland steals the spacebars off of every keyboard he uses.
^ lmao
***That was one of the funniest pranks, ever, when the Clinton White House staff removed all of the “W”s from every keyboard in the White House, right before they vacated the premises so that the Bush presidency could commence….shit musta been frustrating as hell, lol….
***That was one of the funniest pranks, ever, when the Clinton White House staff removed all of the “Wâ€s from every keyboard in the White House, right before they vacated the premises so that the Bush presidency could commence….shit musta been frustrating as hell, lol….
^lol fucking hooligans. imagine wat obamas gonna do when its time to leave
secretary: lets steal the paperclips lololol!!
obama: lets smash all the cars in the parking lot with a crowbar.
Dudes its just a word that society made offensive. God didnt create that word, so why get crazy over it. White people can love hip-hop too people. Why must we seperate ourselves like a bunch of animals.
im expecting a dumb racist remark from someone who cant hold back their ruthless humor
February 11th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
smh
February 11th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Nigger!
February 11th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Sports
February 11th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Still can’t believe he’ll get away with calling it that
February 11th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
nigggggggga please
February 11th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
February 11th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Whats up my n*gga? *jackie chan voice*
February 11th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
cMac Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
@crazy88
the temperature outside. i took them shots this weekend
^^^
Man, u better be fuckin these broad… cut that “lets be friends†shit out.
(cMac voice)
…yea, i shoot for puff and all them niggas, check out my site.
(dumb bitch creepin on the come up voice)
…4real, Boy stop playin…
(cMac voice)
…man, i aint got time for playin, i got broads line’d up who wanna fuck with me, so whats up, u comin over 2nite? you know what it is…
(dumb bitch creepin on the come up voice)
…yea… i gotta think of something to tell my boyfriend thou…
(cMac voice)
MAN, fuck that nigga, tell that nigga u got a Shoot do do, thats all apart of this business… u gotta do you!
(dumb bitch creepin on the come up voice)
…ok, bet! see u @ like 8…
(cMac voice)
and bring some rubbers too, the flavor joints, u’ll like those…
(dumb bitch creepin on the come up voice)
…i got some in the car, you too late, He,He,heee
(cMac voice)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
^^^
nigga aint gon fuck… PhotoMat ass nigga…
February 11th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
This commercial > NaSS career
February 11th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
# crazy88since88 Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
cMac Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
@crazy88
the temperature outside. i took them shots this weekend
^^^
Man, u better be fuckin these broad… cut that “lets be friends†shit out.
(cMac voice)
…yea, i shoot for puff and all them niggas, check out my site.
(dumb bitch creepin on the come up voice)
…4real, Boy stop playin…
(cMac voice)
…man, i aint got time for playin, i got broads line’d up who wanna fuck with me, so whats up, u comin over 2nite? you know what it is…
(dumb bitch creepin on the come up voice)
…yea… i gotta think of something to tell my boyfriend thou…
(cMac voice)
MAN, fuck that nigga, tell that nigga u got a Shoot do do, thats all apart of this business… u gotta do you!
(dumb bitch creepin on the come up voice)
…ok, bet! see u @ like 8…
(cMac voice)
and bring some rubbers too, the flavor joints, u’ll like those…
(dumb bitch creepin on the come up voice)
…i got some in the car, you too late, He,He,heee
(cMac voice)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
________________
OMG HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
For some reason I read “cmac voice” like Fogel from Superbad
February 11th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
LMAO @
When we was younger & played tackle in the street, no one bent over to hike the ball, why? Cause at a young age niggas knew that was gay, whoever wanted to be the center was gay, & whoever took the snaps was posted behing a gay man, SMH
February 11th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Nigger, featuring the hit single White Boyz
February 11th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
iCon… PhQ… Joe88… pockets… BKScribe… Boosie… cMac… Crazy88… BigHomie… Greens…
What it is?
February 11th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Joe 88 Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
This commercial > NaSS career
^
True words….
February 11th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
all time gayest sports position: towel boy. i seen the kid throw a towel in iversons head and slap the shit out of his ass while ivo was blinded, ABU GHRAIB style
February 11th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
its only a matter of time that the steady hate, over flows and the levees break
Nas haters start your engins….
February 11th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
pockets Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
the only gay part about football is how the quarterback hikes the ball with his dick all up in the guys ass. i seen it for a fact, bret favre was slowly walking up to the center guy, he grabbed the fat dudes waist with his left hand and slapped his own thigh with his right while analyzing the defense and was mumbling a bunch of numbers that mean nothing but are supposed to make the whole situation less fag.
^LOL
February 11th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
*Currently listening to Ja Rule “Mesmerize”*
Yeah the song with the “grease” remake video. Ashanti looked very very edible in that video
February 11th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
D. Billz Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
iCon… PhQ… Joe88… pockets… BKScribe… Boosie… cMac… Crazy88… BigHomie… Greens…
What it is?
^
*daps*
February 11th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
It’s funny how
jUNGLEcOLD pops up out of nowhere when a nass thread is born. lol& your lil homie jungle is a garden to me
February 11th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
D. Billz Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
iCon… PhQ… Joe88… pockets… BKScribe… Boosie… cMac… Crazy88… BigHomie… Greens…
What it is?
^^^
*daps The Mayor*
….whats up wit cha boy (pause) cMac’n…. got hos wanna hit’em off & he turnin down pussy… SMH.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Hard to ask considering no tracks have leaked yet, but do yall think this album will live up to its hype. I know..especially from the Nas stans that if this album does not, this will be a huge disappointment
February 11th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
i used to think nothing about golf was gay, it had to be the nongayest. but then i seen some player hit a birdie, pump a fist in the air (manly), slowly wak off (still manly), and then suddenly jump on another guy as they tumbled to the ground embraced, then rolled down a hill into the sandpit. damn
February 11th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
that cunninlynguist album was the shit!
February 11th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
*daps Mayor Demetrius Livingston Billingsworth*
February 11th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
CS88
I don’t know chief. You know dem albino ninjas is a lil’ off…
February 11th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
pockets Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Nigger, featuring the hit single White Boyz
^^^^LMAO!!!
February 11th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
lol joe, been in lurk mode whilst actually working at the plantation.
leash law > b-more
February 11th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
The more I think about this album title, the worse it gets.
Picture white kids going into record stores asking for “that new niggurrrrr CD”. Not good.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
If football is gay and then so is tennis..smh.
Men in shorts hitting their balls back and forth is gay…lol
February 11th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
pockets Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
i used to think nothing about golf was gay, it had to be the nongayest. but then i seen some player hit a birdie, pump a fist in the air (manly), slowly wak off (still manly), and then suddenly jump on another guy as they tumbled to the ground embraced, then rolled down a hill into the sandpit. damn
^
lmao
February 11th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
D. Billz Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
CS88
I don’t know chief. You know dem albino ninjas is a lil’ off…
^^^
LMAO…. Got’em!
February 11th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
lmao @ pockets…say something else funny…..
February 11th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Maurice Garland
^That sound like a name of a ninja who stick up liquor stores and hotdog stands.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Phuque Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
lmao @ pockets…say something else funny…..
^^^
*daps The Jap*
February 11th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Ghostwriter… What it is?
February 11th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
D. Billz Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Maurice Garland
^That sound like a name of a ninja who stick up liquor stores and hotdog stands.
==============================================
Maurice Garland… Omar’s new boyfriend?
February 11th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
I bet on Amerikkka’s Most Wanted, at least 3 niggas named Maurice Garland have appeared on different episodes… and they were all different people.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
lol @ this
February 11th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Maurice Garland sound like a nigga who owe child support.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
# crazy88since88 Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Phuque Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
lmao @ pockets…say something else funny…..
^^^
*daps The Jap*
^^^
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February 11th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
i gotta go to the dentist lol
i’ll be back
February 11th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
D. Billz Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Maurice Garland sound like a nigga who owe child support.
^^^
lol, allot of CS.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
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February 11th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Maurice Garland sound like a nigga who go to his trunk during an arguement.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
tennis aint bad. i was watching that shit, perfectly comfortable with how nongay it was. their polos were fine, and i was even okay with the short cutoff level. but then as i watched, i slowly realized that as these french pansies sweat, their shorts turn from white to mutherfucking transparent, showing the world their g-strings in full view. i knew something was odd at first, but i couldnt quite put my finger on it (pause) until ten minutes had passed and i saw dude’s spongebob cup. he then headed to the bench, where i was sure he would get new shorts…instead his manager/pervert doused him wiht a water bottle in slow motion. damn
February 11th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Lol my bad……just wanted to see how it looks
February 11th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Maurice Garland sound like a nigga with madd bench warrants.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
maurice garland sound like somebody that raped at a truck stop in ohio
February 11th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Hard to ask considering no tracks have leaked yet, but do yall think this album will live up to its hype. I know..especially from the Nas stans that if this album does not, this will be a huge disappointment
^The last 4 albums Nas put out where good albums, considering that and take into account the times we are living in– recessions: the war; and the election, thats mad amo for the kid Nas. This album here will be a political masterpiece, drafted in the blood sweet and tears of Soilders at war, the stressed out aggressive youths and the struggling families arcross the globe.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
WTF!
February 11th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
# D. Billz Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Maurice Garland sound like a nigga who
go toput you in his trunkduringafter an arguement.February 11th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Wait. Wait.
Did Cunninlynguists just get a Nah right post? Nice.
Yes, technically for Nas, but take what you can get. Dirty Acres is real.
That commercial is too funny.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Men in shorts hitting their balls back and forth is gay…lol
6 what about golf? they spend all day hitting balls with sticks into tiny holes .
February 11th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
nas is overrated, but then again i dont think theres a need for rappers now that we got lupe
February 11th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Maurice Garland owns a canine beauty shop in Marseille, France
February 11th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
*Turns up Ja Rule “Murder regins”*
He ripped this shit to shreads, i’m surprised people couldn’t look past rule’s marketing plan (singing for bitches) & see his real talent, his beat selection was good, he never dissapointed lyrically, & he had depth (pause). Rule started or rather reinvented the perfect marketing scheme (of course pac started the rapping for bitches theroy) now almost every rapper does this, & Ja gets no thanks, that just goes to show you how far people go to not say they made a misstake, instead of saying “damn, ja isn’t that bad” they still hate on him because they don’t wanna be looked at as a hypocrite, because everyone hated ja when it was the thing to to, only me & my cousin rocked Ja when he was beffing with 50. Rap fans are the only fans that can’t like both, you like Jay, can’t like Nass, etc. I fooled with both (pause) (ja & 50) & the R.U.L.E album was way better than the assacre. Ja not really good, or interesting now, but back then he was a monster
February 11th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
AG > Nigger
I predict, lol
February 11th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
# Phuque Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
# D. Billz Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Maurice Garland sound like a
niggashe-male who go to put you in his/her trunk during after anarguement.anal argument.February 11th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Maurice Garland sound like somebody in every rapper’s entourage.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Maurice Garland sounds like that nigga who pumps your gas while smoking a cigarette.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
pockets Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
nas is overrated, but then again i dont think theres a need for rappers now that we got lupe
^
Whoa…..smh….I don’t think he’s that great
February 11th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Maurice Garland has ‘DJ Quick hair’
February 11th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
maurice garland sounds like a cigarette smoking 60 pound fax-machine repair man who pretends hes a ten foot tall black dude to pick up chicks that are three times his weight.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
*Edit*
DJ Quik
February 11th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
^ @ Joe, Ja was a victim of the old build you up just to tear you down thing. Thats celebrity for you. It happens to the majority of artist that blow (as if). Thats why its best to stay a moderate MC wit a marginal fanbase.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Niggas hanging infront of your house > nigger being played in your house
February 11th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Maurice Garland sound like a family member that only show up during cookouts and holidays.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Maurice Garland sounds like a dude on Lupe Fiasco’s street team that does his work for free.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Maurice Garland sound like a nigga that used Duke kits in his hair until ‘98.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Garland is pockets’ mom’s maiden name….her first name is Maurice.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Maurice Garland sounds like that dude that got kicked out that defunct 70s soul group Dirt, Breeze & Matches and started making christmas decorations instead
www.tiagodurante.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/blacksanta.jpg
February 11th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
maurice garland stole money from his auntie’s beauty shop so he could pay for the operation that would finally make him a “real” woman (no)
February 11th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Maurice Garland sound like a nigga who still roll up “reefa” with Top paper.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
>>>Ja was a victim of the old build you up just to tear you down thing. Thats celebrity for you. It happens to the majority of artist that blow (as if). Thats why its best to stay a moderate MC wit a marginal fanbase.
^Overstand, I never looked at it that way, but that’s so true
February 11th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
maurice garland
usuarios.lycos.es/BoigCinema/Amistat/picture03.jpg
February 11th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Maurice Garland works the door at ‘The Loco Bronco’
February 11th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
www.funnyordie.com/drunkhistory
^ Drunk History with Jack Black & Michael Cera
February 11th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
www.myspace.com/southpeezy
^^^
Sounds like that dude
February 11th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Maurice Garland sounds like he sold drugs with Jay-z back in the day
February 11th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
# Ghost writer Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Maurice Garland sounds like he sold drugs with Jay-z back in the day
^^^
and the winner is….
February 11th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Maurice Garland sound like a nigga that used Duke kits in his hair until ‘98.
^Nigga my name aint Mauri………oh, you talking bout…..uh….yeah, ha ha duke kit, only…….losers, yeah big losers uses that kit
*Uses foot to slide Platinum 2008 special edition duke kit under end table*
*Starts sweating*
*Duke gel runs down the side of my face (pause)*
*Runs*
February 11th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Ghost writer Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Maurice Garland sounds like he sold drugs with Jay-z back in the day
^Lmao… and probably on DeHaven status.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
what you’re forgetting is that the streets turned on Ja rule, due to his arrogance, and the blatant disregard he had for making real hip-hop music…His ego and Pride got too him, then people found out he wasnt a real thug, or a real g….
contrary to popular belief, 50 pounced on Ja Rule after the streets already turned his back on him…The streets just wanted Ja rule to be humbled….but 50 came and did the same thing.
the 50/ja rule thing= America and the Alqueda/Afghan region….We give power to someone to tear another person down, and that same person who we give power to, becomes our enemy.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
maurice garland voted for hillary clinton in the nevada primaries
February 11th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Maurice Garland was the chief designer for G-Unit clothing
February 11th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Maurice Garland is Barack Obama’s government name.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
who is this maurice dude thats being ethered?
February 11th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Joe 88 Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Maurice Garland sound like a nigga that used Duke kits in his hair until ‘98.
^Nigga my name aint Mauri………oh, you talking bout…..uh….yeah, ha ha duke kit, only…….losers, yeah big losers uses that kit
*Uses foot to slide Platinum 2008 special edition duke kit under end table*
*Starts sweating*
*Duke gel runs down the side of my face (pause)*
*Runs*
^LMFAO… I only brought that up because I was just tellin’ this chick last night that I used to want that shit. I aint have waves and ninjas was stylin’ with the curly jumpoff with the temp fade on the sides. My Nubian/African/Amistad hair rejected that shit immediately. Smh
February 11th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Phuque Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Maurice Garland is Barack Obama’s government name.
^
lmao….haha
February 11th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
maurice garland is the alias phuques mom takes when visiting the 37th chamber to get skeeted on by wu, minus ghostface cuz they arent paying him enuff
February 11th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
*dies @ Amistad hair*
February 11th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
maurice garland is the alias phuques mom takes when visiting the 37th chamber to get skeeted on by wu, minus ghostface cuz they arent paying him enuff
^good grief
February 11th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
the NBA does not suck.
These upcoming playoffs may be the greatest ever. The east and western conference are well balanced. Most teams have a few good superstars each…
February 11th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Phuque Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Maurice Garland is Barack Obama’s government name.
^ *ghostrides the electoral votes*
February 11th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Maurice Garland sound like a nigga who sell burnout phones and bootleg movies.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Maurice Garland is Barack Obama’s government name.
^aii its done. this is it
February 11th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
D. Billz Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Maurice Garland sound like a nigga who sell burnout phones and bootleg movies.
^
Lmao…..I know that nigga
February 11th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Maurice Garland is
Barack Obama’sBill Clinton’s government name.February 11th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
maurice garland is the alias phuques mom takes when visiting the 37th chamber to get skeeted on by wu, minus ghostface cuz they arent paying him enuff
^^^
LMAO…
How do you respond to this??
February 11th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Maurice Garland is a baby’s father in 39 of the 50 states.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Maurice Garland is Barack Obama’s government name.
^^^
Nah. It’s Barry Obama.
Evidence:
images.dailykos.com/images/user/3/Barry_Obama_lg.jpg
February 11th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
# cOLD Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
who is this maurice dude thats being ethered?
^ lmao.. poor guy.. he just made some innocuous comment…. getting slammed
February 11th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Maurice Garland was the chief designer for G-Unit clothing
^maurice garland rocks strictly cat fur and lace. his momma named him after her hairdresser
February 11th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Maurice Garland is an anagram of Dangling Rimjob
February 11th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Maurice Garland sound like a nigga who used to do security at Bobby Brown concerts.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
>LMFAO… I only brought that up because I was just tellin’ this chick last night that I used to want that shit. I aint have waves and ninjas was stylin’ with the curly jumpoff with the temp fade on the sides. My Nubian/African/Amistad hair rejected that shit immediately. Smh
^lol, you ever tried murray’s hair grease? I don’t thinks that cheating, if you want those real waves, I remember a few years back I wanted waves badly & sport & wave wasn’t working fast enough, I asked my homeboy about the duke kit, he presented to me the biggest plate of ether i’ve ever seen, & I didn’t even buy the shit, but the effect of the jokes still stick with me to this day. One joke I remember is him saying you gon be playing basketball & your waves gonna fall in your hand, lol, or something like that. Anyway if you still want em, murray’s is the best way to go, word to the bitches that love putting there soft fingers threw my wavy hair
Murray’s + Sport & wave + dedication & a mean du rag game = waves
February 11th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Maurice Garland is always the first suspect the police call when there’s a murder….
February 11th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
maurice garland was the man who was to be installed in iraq to replace saddam, but the minute he got there he broke into a store, stole a tv and hid out in a cave.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
HAD A SPARK WHEN HE STARTED BUT NOW HE’S JUST A NIGGER
COMMON>NAS
TALIB KWELI>NAS
JIGGA>NAS
LLOYD BANKS>NAS
PRODIGY>NAS
CROOKED I>NAS
February 11th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Maurice Garland is Judy Garland’s REAL daddy.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
# Maurice Garland Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
that cunninlynguist album was the shit!
^^^
Funny, I actually agree with this comment.
lol
February 11th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
That Man Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Maurice Garland is Barack Obama’s government name.
^^^
Nah. It’s Barry Obama.
Evidence:
images.dailykos.com/images/user/3/Barry_Obama_lg.jpg
^Ol’ fuck up a joke ass ninja. Maurice Garland probably used to take your car to run errands, lol…
February 11th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Maurice Garland is going for the gangbang world record in New York next week.
HBO are promoting it as ‘Madison Square Garland’.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
oh shit maurice garland
iswas a nah commenter. i really thought he pushed drugs with jay back in the dayFebruary 11th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
maurice garland is a failed pimp who sweeps up at the local bodega. he gets paid in pigs feet
February 11th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Maurice Garland is going for the gangbang world record in New York next week.
^ahahahaaaa
February 11th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Maurice Garland sound like a nigga who used to live in XFacta’s buildin’ in the BX.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
I think errybody and they momma used Murray’s hair grease, one little dab can last a week, you cant put too much on your head cause it makes your skin oily and greasy…
But murray’s is the shit if you want your wave game to be right.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
@ Billz, or anybody else in school- have y’all ever checked this site out? Pure hilarity…
www.ratemyprofessors.com/index.jsp
February 11th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
LISTENING TO RANDOM NIGGAS>NIGGER
February 11th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
pockets Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
oh shit maurice garland
iswas a nah commenter. i really thought he pushed drugs with jay back in the day^
*dies*
lol
February 11th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
awww hell how am I missing this
February 11th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
THE-XFACTA Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
HAD A SPARK WHEN HE STARTED BUT NOW HE’S JUST A NIGGER
^^^
*daps Professor X* (no X-Clan)
February 11th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
# D. Billz Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Maurice Garland is a baby’s father in 39 of the 50 states.
^^^
*floor next to car parts & spare tires*
February 11th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Man, maurice garland is my cousin, and prolly yours too.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
^Ol’ fuck up a joke ass ninja. Maurice Garland probably used to take your car to run errands, lol…
^^^
Hey, hey.
Maurice Garland washed everyone’s car in the executive office. Not just mine.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
@ Billz, or anybody else in school- have y’all ever checked this site out? Pure hilarity…
^Yooooo… mofos at my school REALLY do use that. I’ve known about it for about a year and a half now but never really used it. They say it actually works and that students actually use it as a guide as to what professors to pick. I shoulda did that before I picked that wack ass prof. for one of my COMM classes. Smh.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
That nigga got ether his first day here……poor guy
February 11th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Boosie Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Man, maurice garland is my cousin, and prolly yours too.
^And probably owes me money.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
maurice garland steals the spacebars off of every keyboard he uses.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
maurice garland is nas’ inspiration for “nigger”
February 11th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Ghost writer Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
That nigga got ether his first
dayhalf an hour here……poor guyFebruary 11th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Maurice Garland sound like a nigga who go to random bars and steal tips.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Ja Rule shouts out ‘OG Maurice Garland’ at his shows
February 11th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
456 Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
maurice garland is nas’ inspiration for “niggerâ€
^
Oh shit………lmao…..oh hell no…..
February 11th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Maurice Garland copped the Kool Aid Reeboks, first day out
February 11th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
# pockets Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
maurice garland steals the spacebars off of every keyboard he uses.
^ lmao
February 11th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
maurice garland was the kid in kindergarden kids use to give there lunch money to just to see him eat anything paste/crayons/bugs etc
February 11th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Maurice Garland sound like a nigga that has the least respected opinions at barbershops. And he still pick his haircut from a chart.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
H.N.I.C2>NIGGER
OB4CL2>NIGGER
DETOX>NIGGER
PLEASE HAMMER DONT HURT ‘EM VOL.2>NIGGER
February 11th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Joe 88 Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
maurice garland was the kid in kindergarden kids use to give there lunch money to just to see him eat anything paste/crayons/bugs etc
^LMAO… wow, you took it back. And you know he was in D.E.C.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
green eyes Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
# pockets Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
maurice garland steals the spacebars off of every keyboard he uses.
^ lmao
***That was one of the funniest pranks, ever, when the Clinton White House staff removed all of the “W”s from every keyboard in the White House, right before they vacated the premises so that the Bush presidency could commence….shit musta been frustrating as hell, lol….
February 11th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
And he still pick his haircut from a chart.
^^^
LMAO…
Maurice: “I’m sayin’ though…ya’ll don’t think Khia is sexy??”
*collective blank stare*
Maurice: “Well…..fuck ya’ll….gimme the #2 with my name in the back.”
February 11th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Soul Clapper Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Maurice Garland copped the Kool Aid Reeboks, first day out
^LOL! With the extra matchin’ strings…
February 11th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Maurice Garland sold Ozone and Turbo second hand knee pads and fingerless gloves.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
***That was one of the funniest pranks, ever, when the Clinton White House staff removed all of the “Wâ€s from every keyboard in the White House, right before they vacated the premises so that the Bush presidency could commence….shit musta been frustrating as hell, lol….
^lol fucking hooligans. imagine wat obamas gonna do when its time to leave
secretary: lets steal the paperclips lololol!!
obama: lets smash all the cars in the parking lot with a crowbar.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Maurice Garland sound like a nigga who go to random bars and steal tips.
***LOL…nigga takes dates to the food court, where they walk around in circles, filling up on those free “orange chicken on a toothpick” samples
February 11th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
# pockets Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
maurice garland steals the spacebars off of every keyboard he uses.
^
lmao..
What up Nah.
Maurice Garland is a regular contributor to XXLMAG.com, fyi…
February 11th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
And he still pick his haircut from a chart.
^Death, let me get the #78 with the adidas sign on the back
February 11th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
# Phuque Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
And he still pick his haircut from a chart.
^^^
LMAO…
Maurice: “I’m sayin’ though…ya’ll don’t think Khia is sexy??â€
*collective blank stare*
Maurice: “Well…..fuck ya’ll….gimme the #2 with my name in the back.â€
^ LMAO.. maurice garland went to cry in the mosque
February 11th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
www.theallbetsdownexperience.blogspot.com
February 11th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
haha that’s a good look…been a CL fan for a minute.
coppin both records
February 11th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Dudes its just a word that society made offensive. God didnt create that word, so why get crazy over it. White people can love hip-hop too people. Why must we seperate ourselves like a bunch of animals.
im expecting a dumb racist remark from someone who cant hold back their ruthless humor