Flavor Flav = Still Shucking & Jiving
Because Flavor of Love and it’s string of spinoffs and their collective contributions to pop culture fuckery weren’t enough, now they’re giving this dude a sitcom.
Flav plays Calvester Hill, an ex-convict that moves in with his wealthy, conservative brother, Walter (Kelly Perine). Calvester subsequently turns the Hill family’s life upside down, parading his old prison cronies through the house; teaching his nephew Walter Jr. to be a gangsta rapper; and butting heads with Walter’s snooty wife, Ashley.
I can’t believe that there is not one educated Black person anywhere who’s in a position to stop this shit…
February 5th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
February 5th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Yea booooooi
February 5th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
I truly can’t believe it.
February 5th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Fresh Prince of Bel Air gone wrong
February 5th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Woooohhhhoooo!
February 5th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
wtf is this fuckery?!…
February 5th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
flavor flav’s life is a pagan ritual (c) land
February 5th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I can’t believe that there is not one educated Black person anywhere who’s in a position to stop this shit…
^^^
that pretty much says it all. shit’s disgusting, b.
February 5th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
# SpotOn Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Fresh Prince of Bel Air gone wrong
^^
I’m sayin’….its like Fresh Prince meets The Jamie Foxx Show…meets the Minstrel Show…
February 5th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
I feel my whiteness coming through…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1RVUWjn7uE
this is for all you miami vice and phil collins fans…
*looks around for Reymundo*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiIoTBVFhyY
and one more for feeling…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJIqxMOy-uw
February 5th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
I hope Flavor Flav realizes that we’re not laughing with him but AT him…
February 5th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
# SpotOn Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Fresh Prince of Bel Air gone wrong
^ i was just thinking that. the shame. what channel is this on? BET? good looks Reggie Hud
February 5th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Mayne that shit gon b wack
February 5th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Mayne that shit gon b wack
February 5th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
he looks like a California Rasin with gold teeth
February 5th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Yea I was thinking of the Fresh Prince too reading this. Bascially same shit. What channel is this going to be on? Let me guess BET????
February 5th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
>>Mayne that shit gon b wack
*blank stare*
February 5th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
What’s next, New York meets her long lost fam, Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable ?
February 5th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Flavor of love 3 is suppose to be out right……I feel sorry for the poor guy
February 5th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
CheeVee stays losing………damn this is ridiculous B!
February 5th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
hip hop cops Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
>>Mayne that shit gon b wack
*blank stare*
^^^
thats whut I was thinking…
new D4L side group M4L…Men 4 Life?!…ayo to that ha.
February 5th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
>>i was just thinking that. the shame. what channel is this on? BET? good looks Reggie Hud
MyNetworkTV which is even worse cuz you don’t even have to be able to afford cable to see it.
February 5th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Naw homie Music 4 Life
February 5th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
so Land left the world of Nah hunh? *smh* *diddybops out of here for the time being*
February 5th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
I couldnt think of shit so there it was
February 5th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
# eskay Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
>>i was just thinking that. the shame. what channel is this on? BET? good looks Reggie Hud
MyNetworkTV which is even worse cuz you don’t even have to be able to afford cable to see it.
^^
LOL
February 5th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
# eskay Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
>>i was just thinking that. the shame. what channel is this on? BET? good looks Reggie Hud
MyNetworkTV which is even worse cuz you don’t even have to be able to afford cable to see it.
^ aw damn.. that channel is awful
February 5th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
CiCi The Intern Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
I hope Flavor Flav realizes that we’re not laughing with him but AT
himsomeone who was a part of a larger movement and is now contributing to the deterioration of hip hop as a whole…February 5th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I wonder what Chuck D thinks of Flav’s recent endeavors
February 5th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
M4L Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Naw homie Music 4 Life
^^^
ha aight homie. giving ya shit, jokes.
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M4L Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
I couldnt think of shit so there it was
^^^
all good, that usually how it goes with the names.
*daps for taken the joke not too seriously*
February 5th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
this is the first and last time i post using my PSP
February 5th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
We need to send landLORD to talk to Flav…
February 5th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I wonder what Chuck D thinks of Flav’s recent endeavors
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I’m sure Chuck like wtf and shaken his head just like the rest of us but he supports flav cause he knows how weird and f’d up flav can be wity the shit he does…
cause I remember chuck and dem being on that strange love jawnt one episode and they was like wtf is all this homie…
February 5th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
# E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I wonder what Chuck D thinks of Flav’s recent endeavors
^^^
E….whaddup fam?
February 5th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
ignorance pays, Im sure he is making more money than Public Enemy put together~
February 5th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
wow, the homie Land …Peace to you and yours
*straight face*
February 5th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
# E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I wonder what Chuck D thinks of Flav’s recent endeavors
^ ^ ^
I was thinking the same thing
February 5th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
SpotOn Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
We need to send landLORD to talk to Flav…
^
For Flav to stop?……lol……u taking shots at Land when he ain’t here no more to teach u wisdom…..that ain’t cool
February 5th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
ignorance pays, Im sure he is making more money than Public Enemy put together~
>>no doubt, but his legacy is going down the shithole.
I feel as though Flav birthed Soldier Boy.
February 5th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
is soul clapper still up in this piece?
February 5th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
*dapper dan’s cOLD and E*
Moneymonk Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
ignorance pays, Im sure he is making more money than Public Enemy put together~
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Im sure he is but damn…he’s turned into the ish P.E. was against back in the day…def bringing down whut the built. I mean dude is a funny dude, props for being the craziest most original hype man but still…this shit kinda gets to be too much though…
February 5th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
lurkers poppin outta nowhere today…I guess they aint afraid no more cause Land retired.
February 5th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Phuque Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
# E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I wonder what Chuck D thinks of Flav’s recent endeavors
^^^
E….whaddup fam?
^^^^
nothing much homie
February 5th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
# ODEMIC Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
CiCi The Intern Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
I hope Flavor Flav realizes that we’re not laughing with him but AT him someone who was a part of a larger movement and is now contributing to the deterioration of hip hop as a whole…
^^ I co-sign the correction lol
February 5th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
dont get shit twisted that negroe Flav can play every fucking instrument and I think Classically trained
February 5th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
yo Phuque!
February 5th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Mark Twain Fame Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
M4L Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Naw homie Music 4 Life
^^^
ha aight homie. giving ya shit, jokes.
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M4L Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
I couldnt think of shit so there it was
^^^
all good, that usually how it goes with the names.
*daps for taken the joke not too seriously*
^^^
Ain’t No Thang (c) Outkast
but Im finna change it tho its too short
*starts listenin to Goodie MOB’s 1st album (Soul Food) for idea*
February 5th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Niggas on my left niggas on my right
Does anybody wanna hear some real shit tonight?
As real as it get holster on my hip
Is anybody tied of that bubble gum shit?
They say hip hop is dead on life support
Maybe not there could be something I just thought
I just ought to jump fighting the sport
How you expecting to be heard when your mic is off
I would love to go and browse through the ride report
But ain’t a car in that motherfucker I could afford
See niggas trying to block the road
Later then my label dropped the growth they should drop us both
See I could scream def jam and what they use to be
But that ain’t for me to say that’s for you too see
If I’m not method man… redman… ghostface… young gunz
Need I say freeway the proof is me
Still don’t beleave me then where’s peedi peedi?
They ain’t really give a fuck unless you jezzy
That’s what my mind say just know if you ain’t the president or kanye
You won’t see the time of day
Niggas on my left niggas on my right
Does anybody wanna hear some real shit tonight?
As real as it get holster on my hip
Is anybody tied of that bubble gum shit?
I’m so thankfull that
Come around thease parts we don’t crank or snap we aim and clap
Use to try to take the average rap fan show em shit
But if they closed minded who am I to open it?
Rather spend time with a bougie broad
I mean an actress bad bitch movie star
Shallow bitches only into jewelry cars
Still fucks with us though that ain’t who we are
Soon as my wife gone they jump on the python
They ain’t know I’m out to hit and run like saigon
Puttin back the ice on had it screwed up
Finally figured out that hate is the new love
But I don’t see how you get ahead that way
When you team up with envy like red cafe
And all that blame is yours
You trying to get a chain light flaws
I’m trying to get a chain like stars
Find me in jerz line for squeeze work off safety
Can’t keep calm around thease jerks
They beyond thease words
Treat the hood like myspace need to become friends with the tommy first
Don’t get found on the back of an empty carton
Spray semi larkins for the brag like remi martin
Don’t mind me… last of a dying breed
Wanna take rap and bring it back to the 90’s
Q.c inspired me creame made me angry and every dog amped me shook ones hate me
I already know it’s a tough state to follow
But niggas use to stay up late to watch appollo
Now it’s ridiculous all this shits frivalous
Niggas ain’t macho man they miss elizabeth
Break a corona bottle make me an I’ll shank
Cut a bitch up like bill blanks doin still rank
Niggas on my left niggas on my right
Does anybody wanna hear some real shit tonight?
As real as it get holster on my hip
Is anybody tied of that bubble gum shit?
The media will say anything to get at you
Niggas is transparent I’m looking right past you
Hemi he is a bad dude talking bout’ he act rude
Saw my new tattoo it’s god with a gavel
Told baby girl if you wanna seduce me
Just know my brain works like I’m bonaducci
My girlfriend say I use my charm to loosly
I tell her I’m too fly to have too con for coochi
Hella paper tell a hater crib got an elevator
On the water front so yeah I outgha front
Still times I feel like carring chrome or cheating the system like I’m merriam jones
Trying to sing for the moment can’t find the note
Put the game in a choke hold can’t find his throat
Hang with the big dogs can’t find the rope
They tell me it’s alive but I can’t find the post
Niggas on my left niggas on my right
Does anybody wanna hear some real shit tonight?
As real as it get holster on my hip
Is anybody tied of that bubble gum shit?
February 5th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Mark Twain Fame Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
lurkers poppin outta nowhere today…I guess they aint afraid no more cause Land retired.
^
Word life……but you’re giving Land way too much credit Mark…..I’m sure he didn’t have that much of effect on people…….
February 5th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
dont get shit twisted that negroe Flav can play every fucking instrument and I think Classically trained
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yeah dude has the piano, drums, and I think the guitar on lock…he should jsut ended that surreal life ish and saved some of his dignity…cause these shits get crazier and crazier every time…you know a show thats actually good on VH1 that Celeb rehab joint with Doctor Drew…thats my homie…dude is straight forward like a muhfucka…
February 5th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Flav darker than the street… word to da pavement (no shots fired)
February 5th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
# cOLD Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
yo Phuque!
^^
*daps*
Whaddup fam?
February 5th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Ghost writer Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Mark Twain Fame Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
lurkers poppin outta nowhere today…I guess they aint afraid no more cause Land retired.
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Word life……but you’re giving Land way too much credit Mark…..I’m sure he didn’t have that much of effect on people…….
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yeah I know…I was just pointing a small funny coincidence…ha.
February 5th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Flav has Blacktop in his DNA, no disrespect to the asphalt
February 5th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
damn chea…stop doin those f’n novel comments ya bear fucker…
February 5th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
bholly whut the dealy…
February 5th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Anyways…….I’m ghost
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February 5th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Ghost writer Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
SpotOn Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
We need to send landLORD to talk to Flav…
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For Flav to stop?……lol……u taking shots at Land when he ain’t here no more to teach u wisdom…..that ain’t cool
^^^not at all..
February 5th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
does anyone know how much stress is involved in the provisioning process of an oc3 circuit… smh at my current job, and my for not having chutzpah to do somthing about it.
February 5th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Mark Twain Fame Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
damn chea…stop doin those f’n novel comments ya bear fucker…
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lol those aren’t my lyrics G those are joey’s
i can’t stop listening to this song
he really tapped into that mid-90s sound and just sturned shit upsiade down
i really really really like that song
February 5th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
MTF whats really hood?
February 5th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Chuck D could not be here tonight because the D stands for Dignity
The Roasting of Flavor Flav
February 5th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Mayne I would take Thought Process but I feel like I’d be disrespectin them niggas naw’mean.. I mean I am a DEEP ass nigga but still… Song jus speak to niggas jus sit back and chill watch Cee-Lo and 3 Stacks kill it
February 5th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
# cOLD Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
does anyone know how much stress is involved in the provisioning process of an oc3 circuit… smh at my current job, and my for not having chutzpah to do somthing about it.
^ no idea what you mean, but sounds crappy. sorry pa
February 5th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Nah Lite:
Study: 77% of rap songs contained references to drugs and alcohol
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Only 77 percent?
February 5th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
^^^
Ain’t No Thang (c) Outkast
but Im finna change it tho its too short
*starts listenin to Goodie MOB’s 1st album (Soul Food) for idea*
^^^
ayy I got you…
Spottieottiedopalicious…but you might get soem ayo’s from that ha.
Da Art of Commentin Pt 1
(insert your hometown or city) Psalm
sorry thinkin on some outkast tip.
February 5th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
*daps*
Whaddup fam?
^ I dont know brethren I’m a little saddened by the events of past. Just wanted to let you know you still a cool cat. no homo
February 5th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Yea Joey did murk it I think it was called “Roll Call” correct?
February 5th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
*reads that flav has a new minstrel show*
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH EVERYBODY!
*does fancy nigger shuffle*
February 5th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
I see chea…which song is this?
nuthin much bholly…same ole ish homie
Zup to Jimmy V.
February 5th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
# cOLD Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
*daps*
Whaddup fam?
^ I dont know brethren I’m a little saddened by the events of past. Just wanted to let you know you still a cool cat. no homo
^^
No doubt…it is what it is…it’s just the internet on my end (nun)….
February 5th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
*is actually takin time 2 think of a good ass name*
February 5th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Mark Twain Fame Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
^^^
Ain’t No Thang (c) Outkast
but Im finna change it tho its too short
*starts listenin to Goodie MOB’s 1st album (Soul Food) for idea*
^^^
ayy I got you…
Spottieottiedopalicious…but you might get soem ayo’s from that ha.
Da Art of Commentin Pt 1
(insert your hometown or city) Psalm
sorry thinkin on some outkast tip.
^^^
LOL @ that Spottieottiedopalicious pt.
February 5th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Try D4L….
D > M
February 5th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Naw homie… I dont even like D4L like that and even if I did thats a groupie move
February 5th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Goddamnit… It’s Black History Month…Speaking of BHM and Flava Flav I was ecstatic to see Flavor of Love come on right after Nick Cannon gave like Twenty Thou to a single mom with like 8 kids out in Cali…nice Vh1 you guys deserve a high five…Martin should’ve survived that shot…
February 5th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
nice….oh and FUCK esGay
February 5th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
After flavor flav fell in Love and started getting slap around by a 7 foot white cave women, No one has no more love fo him. I even seen something on youtube with Professor GRIFF from PE dissing him, man
that old lady turned him out..
February 5th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
I admit I’ve only seen a few clips from the Flavor of Love BUT honestly, have you people forgotten Flav’s role in Public Enemy? He was basically a Crazy Jester, you liked it then.. What’s changed….I don’t see much.. Let Flav get his Cash!!! Christ! He Shucking & Jiving for himself.
February 5th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Oh Eskay, if you haven’t noticed by now AmeriKKKa puts shows on tv that degrade black culture and don’t really push to have shows that try to educate/uplift blacks. I.E. Getting rid of Tavis Smiley & the black news show that was on The Coon Network also known as Bet. While they will show Flava Of Love reruns for days on endand giving dusty ass New York a show. I refuse to watch said shows. Blacks will be the most hated race as long as we continue to do things that show our ignorance. I mean seriously why does Wendy Williams have a show?