Flavor Flav = Still Shucking & Jiving

Because Flavor of Love and it’s string of spinoffs and their collective contributions to pop culture fuckery weren’t enough, now they’re giving this dude a sitcom.

Flav plays Calvester Hill, an ex-convict that moves in with his wealthy, conservative brother, Walter (Kelly Perine). Calvester subsequently turns the Hill family’s life upside down, parading his old prison cronies through the house; teaching his nephew Walter Jr. to be a gangsta rapper; and butting heads with Walter’s snooty wife, Ashley.  

I can’t believe that there is not one educated Black person anywhere who’s in a position to stop this shit…  


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80 Responses to “Flavor Flav = Still Shucking & Jiving”

  1. crazy88since88 Says:

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  2. Big Homie Says:

    Yea booooooi

  3. Phuque Says:

    I truly can’t believe it.

  4. SpotOn Says:

    Fresh Prince of Bel Air gone wrong

  5. Ghost writer Says:

    Woooohhhhoooo!

  6. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    wtf is this fuckery?!…

  7. lo k Says:

    flavor flav’s life is a pagan ritual (c) land

  8. $***M-ROC***$ Says:

    I can’t believe that there is not one educated Black person anywhere who’s in a position to stop this shit…

    ^^^
    that pretty much says it all. shit’s disgusting, b.

  9. Phuque Says:

    # SpotOn Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    Fresh Prince of Bel Air gone wrong

    ^^

    I’m sayin’….its like Fresh Prince meets The Jamie Foxx Show…meets the Minstrel Show…

  10. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    I feel my whiteness coming through…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1RVUWjn7uE

    this is for all you miami vice and phil collins fans…
    *looks around for Reymundo*

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiIoTBVFhyY

    and one more for feeling…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJIqxMOy-uw

  11. CiCi The Intern Says:

    I hope Flavor Flav realizes that we’re not laughing with him but AT him…

  12. green eyes Says:

    # SpotOn Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    Fresh Prince of Bel Air gone wrong

    ^ i was just thinking that. the shame. what channel is this on? BET? good looks Reggie Hud

  13. M4L Says:

    Mayne that shit gon b wack

  14. M4L Says:

    Mayne that shit gon b wack

  15. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    he looks like a California Rasin with gold teeth

  16. Big Homie Says:

    Yea I was thinking of the Fresh Prince too reading this. Bascially same shit. What channel is this going to be on? Let me guess BET????

  17. hip hop cops Says:

    >>Mayne that shit gon b wack

    *blank stare*

  18. ODEMIC Says:

    What’s next, New York meets her long lost fam, Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable ?

  19. Ghost writer Says:

    Flavor of love 3 is suppose to be out right……I feel sorry for the poor guy

  20. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    CheeVee stays losing………damn this is ridiculous B!

  21. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    hip hop cops Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    >>Mayne that shit gon b wack

    *blank stare*

    ^^^

    thats whut I was thinking…

    new D4L side group M4L…Men 4 Life?!…ayo to that ha.

  22. eskay Says:

    >>i was just thinking that. the shame. what channel is this on? BET? good looks Reggie Hud

    MyNetworkTV which is even worse cuz you don’t even have to be able to afford cable to see it.

  23. M4L Says:

    Naw homie Music 4 Life

  24. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    so Land left the world of Nah hunh? *smh* *diddybops out of here for the time being*

  25. M4L Says:

    I couldnt think of shit so there it was

  26. Phuque Says:

    # eskay Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    >>i was just thinking that. the shame. what channel is this on? BET? good looks Reggie Hud

    MyNetworkTV which is even worse cuz you don’t even have to be able to afford cable to see it.

    ^^

    LOL

  27. green eyes Says:

    # eskay Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    >>i was just thinking that. the shame. what channel is this on? BET? good looks Reggie Hud

    MyNetworkTV which is even worse cuz you don’t even have to be able to afford cable to see it.

    ^ aw damn.. that channel is awful

  28. ODEMIC Says:

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
    I hope Flavor Flav realizes that we’re not laughing with him but AT him someone who was a part of a larger movement and is now contributing to the deterioration of hip hop as a whole…

  29. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    I wonder what Chuck D thinks of Flav’s recent endeavors

  30. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    M4L Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    Naw homie Music 4 Life

    ^^^

    ha aight homie. giving ya shit, jokes.

    ##############################

    M4L Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    I couldnt think of shit so there it was

    ^^^

    all good, that usually how it goes with the names.

    *daps for taken the joke not too seriously*

  31. skinnykennyp Says:

    this is the first and last time i post using my PSP

  32. SpotOn Says:

    We need to send landLORD to talk to Flav…

  33. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    I wonder what Chuck D thinks of Flav’s recent endeavors

    ^^^

    I’m sure Chuck like wtf and shaken his head just like the rest of us but he supports flav cause he knows how weird and f’d up flav can be wity the shit he does…

    cause I remember chuck and dem being on that strange love jawnt one episode and they was like wtf is all this homie…

  34. Phuque Says:

    # E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    I wonder what Chuck D thinks of Flav’s recent endeavors

    ^^^

    E….whaddup fam?

  35. Moneymonk Says:

    ignorance pays, Im sure he is making more money than Public Enemy put together~

  36. cOLD Says:

    wow, the homie Land …Peace to you and yours

    *straight face*

  37. mel emerpus Says:

    # E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    I wonder what Chuck D thinks of Flav’s recent endeavors
    ^ ^ ^
    I was thinking the same thing

  38. Ghost writer Says:

    SpotOn Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
    We need to send landLORD to talk to Flav…

    ^
    For Flav to stop?……lol……u taking shots at Land when he ain’t here no more to teach u wisdom…..that ain’t cool

  39. ODEMIC Says:

    ignorance pays, Im sure he is making more money than Public Enemy put together~

    >>no doubt, but his legacy is going down the shithole.

    I feel as though Flav birthed Soldier Boy.

  40. lo k Says:

    is soul clapper still up in this piece?

  41. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    *dapper dan’s cOLD and E*

    Moneymonk Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    ignorance pays, Im sure he is making more money than Public Enemy put together~

    ^^^

    Im sure he is but damn…he’s turned into the ish P.E. was against back in the day…def bringing down whut the built. I mean dude is a funny dude, props for being the craziest most original hype man but still…this shit kinda gets to be too much though…

  42. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    lurkers poppin outta nowhere today…I guess they aint afraid no more cause Land retired.

  43. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Phuque Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    # E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    I wonder what Chuck D thinks of Flav’s recent endeavors

    ^^^

    E….whaddup fam?
    ^^^^
    nothing much homie

  44. CiCi The Intern Says:

    # ODEMIC Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    CiCi The Intern Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
    I hope Flavor Flav realizes that we’re not laughing with him but AT him someone who was a part of a larger movement and is now contributing to the deterioration of hip hop as a whole…

    ^^ I co-sign the correction lol

  45. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    dont get shit twisted that negroe Flav can play every fucking instrument and I think Classically trained

  46. cOLD Says:

    yo Phuque!

  47. M4L Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    M4L Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    Naw homie Music 4 Life

    ^^^

    ha aight homie. giving ya shit, jokes.

    ##############################

    M4L Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    I couldnt think of shit so there it was

    ^^^

    all good, that usually how it goes with the names.

    *daps for taken the joke not too seriously*

    ^^^
    Ain’t No Thang (c) Outkast

    but Im finna change it tho its too short
    *starts listenin to Goodie MOB’s 1st album (Soul Food) for idea*

  48. chea Says:

    Niggas on my left niggas on my right
    Does anybody wanna hear some real shit tonight?
    As real as it get holster on my hip
    Is anybody tied of that bubble gum shit?

    They say hip hop is dead on life support
    Maybe not there could be something I just thought
    I just ought to jump fighting the sport
    How you expecting to be heard when your mic is off
    I would love to go and browse through the ride report
    But ain’t a car in that motherfucker I could afford
    See niggas trying to block the road
    Later then my label dropped the growth they should drop us both
    See I could scream def jam and what they use to be
    But that ain’t for me to say that’s for you too see
    If I’m not method man… redman… ghostface… young gunz
    Need I say freeway the proof is me
    Still don’t beleave me then where’s peedi peedi?
    They ain’t really give a fuck unless you jezzy
    That’s what my mind say just know if you ain’t the president or kanye
    You won’t see the time of day

    Niggas on my left niggas on my right
    Does anybody wanna hear some real shit tonight?
    As real as it get holster on my hip
    Is anybody tied of that bubble gum shit?

    I’m so thankfull that
    Come around thease parts we don’t crank or snap we aim and clap
    Use to try to take the average rap fan show em shit
    But if they closed minded who am I to open it?
    Rather spend time with a bougie broad
    I mean an actress bad bitch movie star
    Shallow bitches only into jewelry cars
    Still fucks with us though that ain’t who we are
    Soon as my wife gone they jump on the python
    They ain’t know I’m out to hit and run like saigon
    Puttin back the ice on had it screwed up
    Finally figured out that hate is the new love
    But I don’t see how you get ahead that way
    When you team up with envy like red cafe
    And all that blame is yours
    You trying to get a chain light flaws
    I’m trying to get a chain like stars
    Find me in jerz line for squeeze work off safety
    Can’t keep calm around thease jerks
    They beyond thease words
    Treat the hood like myspace need to become friends with the tommy first
    Don’t get found on the back of an empty carton
    Spray semi larkins for the brag like remi martin
    Don’t mind me… last of a dying breed
    Wanna take rap and bring it back to the 90′s
    Q.c inspired me creame made me angry and every dog amped me shook ones hate me
    I already know it’s a tough state to follow
    But niggas use to stay up late to watch appollo
    Now it’s ridiculous all this shits frivalous
    Niggas ain’t macho man they miss elizabeth
    Break a corona bottle make me an I’ll shank
    Cut a bitch up like bill blanks doin still rank

    Niggas on my left niggas on my right
    Does anybody wanna hear some real shit tonight?
    As real as it get holster on my hip
    Is anybody tied of that bubble gum shit?

    The media will say anything to get at you
    Niggas is transparent I’m looking right past you
    Hemi he is a bad dude talking bout’ he act rude
    Saw my new tattoo it’s god with a gavel
    Told baby girl if you wanna seduce me
    Just know my brain works like I’m bonaducci
    My girlfriend say I use my charm to loosly
    I tell her I’m too fly to have too con for coochi
    Hella paper tell a hater crib got an elevator
    On the water front so yeah I outgha front
    Still times I feel like carring chrome or cheating the system like I’m merriam jones
    Trying to sing for the moment can’t find the note
    Put the game in a choke hold can’t find his throat
    Hang with the big dogs can’t find the rope
    They tell me it’s alive but I can’t find the post

    Niggas on my left niggas on my right
    Does anybody wanna hear some real shit tonight?
    As real as it get holster on my hip
    Is anybody tied of that bubble gum shit?

  49. Ghost writer Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    lurkers poppin outta nowhere today…I guess they aint afraid no more cause Land retired.

    ^
    Word life……but you’re giving Land way too much credit Mark…..I’m sure he didn’t have that much of effect on people…….

  50. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
    dont get shit twisted that negroe Flav can play every fucking instrument and I think Classically trained

    ^^^

    yeah dude has the piano, drums, and I think the guitar on lock…he should jsut ended that surreal life ish and saved some of his dignity…cause these shits get crazier and crazier every time…you know a show thats actually good on VH1 that Celeb rehab joint with Doctor Drew…thats my homie…dude is straight forward like a muhfucka…

  51. buddyholly Says:

    Flav darker than the street… word to da pavement (no shots fired)

  52. Phuque Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    yo Phuque!

    ^^

    *daps*

    Whaddup fam?

  53. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    Ghost writer Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    lurkers poppin outta nowhere today…I guess they aint afraid no more cause Land retired.

    ^
    Word life……but you’re giving Land way too much credit Mark…..I’m sure he didn’t have that much of effect on people…….

    ^^^

    yeah I know…I was just pointing a small funny coincidence…ha.

  54. Will U. Ho aka Phil da Advil aka Will Jacksome Jackson aka William Swagspeare aka Dick Widthenberry Says:

    Flav has Blacktop in his DNA, no disrespect to the asphalt

  55. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    damn chea…stop doin those f’n novel comments ya bear fucker…

  56. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    bholly whut the dealy…

  57. Ghost writer Says:

    Anyways…….I’m ghost

    1

  58. SpotOn Says:

    Ghost writer Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    SpotOn Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
    We need to send landLORD to talk to Flav…

    ^
    For Flav to stop?……lol……u taking shots at Land when he ain’t here no more to teach u wisdom…..that ain’t cool

    ^^^not at all..

  59. cOLD Says:

    does anyone know how much stress is involved in the provisioning process of an oc3 circuit… smh at my current job, and my for not having chutzpah to do somthing about it.

  60. chea Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    damn chea…stop doin those f’n novel comments ya bear fucker…

    ^^

    lol those aren’t my lyrics G those are joey’s

    i can’t stop listening to this song

    he really tapped into that mid-90s sound and just sturned shit upsiade down

    i really really really like that song

  61. buddyholly Says:

    MTF whats really hood?

  62. jimmy Valentime Says:

    Chuck D could not be here tonight because the D stands for Dignity

    The Roasting of Flavor Flav

  63. M4L Says:

    Mayne I would take Thought Process but I feel like I’d be disrespectin them niggas naw’mean.. I mean I am a DEEP ass nigga but still… Song jus speak to niggas jus sit back and chill watch Cee-Lo and 3 Stacks kill it

  64. green eyes Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    does anyone know how much stress is involved in the provisioning process of an oc3 circuit… smh at my current job, and my for not having chutzpah to do somthing about it.

    ^ no idea what you mean, but sounds crappy. sorry pa

  65. That Man Says:

    Nah Lite:

    Study: 77% of rap songs contained references to drugs and alcohol

    ^^
    Only 77 percent?

  66. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    ^^^
    Ain’t No Thang (c) Outkast

    but Im finna change it tho its too short
    *starts listenin to Goodie MOB’s 1st album (Soul Food) for idea*

    ^^^

    ayy I got you…

    Spottieottiedopalicious…but you might get soem ayo’s from that ha.

    Da Art of Commentin Pt 1

    (insert your hometown or city) Psalm

    sorry thinkin on some outkast tip.

  67. cOLD Says:

    *daps*

    Whaddup fam?

    ^ I dont know brethren I’m a little saddened by the events of past. Just wanted to let you know you still a cool cat. no homo

  68. M4L Says:

    Yea Joey did murk it I think it was called “Roll Call” correct?

  69. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    *reads that flav has a new minstrel show*

    HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH EVERYBODY!

    *does fancy nigger shuffle*

  70. Mark Twain Fame Says:

    I see chea…which song is this?

    nuthin much bholly…same ole ish homie

    Zup to Jimmy V.

  71. Phuque Says:

    # cOLD Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    *daps*

    Whaddup fam?

    ^ I dont know brethren I’m a little saddened by the events of past. Just wanted to let you know you still a cool cat. no homo

    ^^

    No doubt…it is what it is…it’s just the internet on my end (nun)….

  72. M4L Says:

    *is actually takin time 2 think of a good ass name*

  73. M4L Says:

    Mark Twain Fame Says:

    February 5th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    ^^^
    Ain’t No Thang (c) Outkast

    but Im finna change it tho its too short
    *starts listenin to Goodie MOB’s 1st album (Soul Food) for idea*

    ^^^

    ayy I got you…

    Spottieottiedopalicious…but you might get soem ayo’s from that ha.

    Da Art of Commentin Pt 1

    (insert your hometown or city) Psalm

    sorry thinkin on some outkast tip.
    ^^^
    LOL @ that Spottieottiedopalicious pt.

  74. SpotOn Says:

    Try D4L….

    D > M

  75. M4L Says:

    Naw homie… I dont even like D4L like that and even if I did thats a groupie move

  76. greg Says:

    Goddamnit… It’s Black History Month…Speaking of BHM and Flava Flav I was ecstatic to see Flavor of Love come on right after Nick Cannon gave like Twenty Thou to a single mom with like 8 kids out in Cali…nice Vh1 you guys deserve a high five…Martin should’ve survived that shot…

  77. luis Says:

    nice….oh and FUCK esGay

  78. real spit Says:

    After flavor flav fell in Love and started getting slap around by a 7 foot white cave women, No one has no more love fo him. I even seen something on youtube with Professor GRIFF from PE dissing him, man
    that old lady turned him out..

  79. Check yourself Says:

    I admit I’ve only seen a few clips from the Flavor of Love BUT honestly, have you people forgotten Flav’s role in Public Enemy? He was basically a Crazy Jester, you liked it then.. What’s changed….I don’t see much.. Let Flav get his Cash!!! Christ! He Shucking & Jiving for himself.

  80. Rellextra Says:

    Oh Eskay, if you haven’t noticed by now AmeriKKKa puts shows on tv that degrade black culture and don’t really push to have shows that try to educate/uplift blacks. I.E. Getting rid of Tavis Smiley & the black news show that was on The Coon Network also known as Bet. While they will show Flava Of Love reruns for days on endand giving dusty ass New York a show. I refuse to watch said shows. Blacks will be the most hated race as long as we continue to do things that show our ignorance. I mean seriously why does Wendy Williams have a show?

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