December 27th, 2007 at 10:56 am
rich kids are fun friendsâ€¦â€¦.I love rich girlsâ€¦..
they only good for buying you some food and gas…
you sound like my homie Wes, he was down with the rich snowbunnies…
speaking of my homie Wes I told fuxie a story about him, in the vain of a fuxie story…
aww man my homie Wes, dude was king of random fâ€™d up comdeic ish. we have all kinds of weird random longo and sayingsâ€¦
like one time we was all rolling to get some grub one time on a weekday, and it was me, my big Bro J, Whitey and Wes (wes is the only non salitine in this group), and we was riding in my broâ€™s car, so we on the highway and we see this cute lil snowbunny, you know the type lil cavalier, tinted windows, huge ass paris hilton bug glasses, yappin on her celly, etcâ€¦ this is what Wes saysâ€¦
Wes: (with the window up and her not even seeing or not being able to hear him) damn! Zup bitchâ€¦
Tank (me): what?
Wes: ayo Tank look at the possibly future smash session with prob real racist rich parents, damn I gotta put her on the roster.
Tank: oh yeah hold up, in the lil yellow cavy?â€¦oh shit damn yeah she is a Prosti-Tot.
Wes: damn i bet she gotta a fatty, prob can set-up a 3 course on that dunkey.
Tank: she does look like a myspace whoring it up broad though. I bet she keeps her socks on during sex.
Wes: Yeah prob so, aint no shit son, Iâ€™d still SAS (smash and stay). I bet she on the phone talking to her boyfriend Bradley, (him in a white girl Becky Voice) â€œno Bradley, fuck you you, fucker, like you totally didnt buy me that smirnoff I wanted last nite, plus I saw you talkin to Rebecca, that slutyy whore. And dont you dare tell me you were jsut saying Hi cause you havent seen her since high schoolâ€ (then in dumb white dude voice) â€œnaw naw, NAW! fuck that Becky! kiss my ass, I saw you talkin to Wes last nite, what was that about huh, fuck that Iâ€™m gonna go to the batting cages!â€(Becky) Sorry Bradley, were done, I breaking up with you cause I;â€™m gonna git with Wes, I need some to do me right, to Smash me right, cause wellâ€¦your Not Hittin It Right, cause he said I def could have a bigger booty.â€
â€¦and this dude kept doing this weird random cell phone argument convo between Becky and Bradley for another 10 mins even after we got off the highwayâ€¦shit was classic. we were all crying manâ€¦and thats how dude is all the time.
you guys hear about this?…will smith is gettin attacked by some whinny aggy group…these stupid religious or defense groups are starting to piss me off…they all like 10 year old little sisters that holler”I’m tellin mama!’ when you do or say even the littlest of things…plus he didnt even say anything bad, his words were takin out of context…jeez the world today.
yeah cmac…shit was def jmisquoted…esp since the real messed up words were written by some hump for the magazine and now his own words, so in fact it was the hump’s asumptions on what Willl Smith thinks…I jsut think it’s b.s. when they try to f with or pigeon hole a good cleb that is a positive person, takes cares of his own and gives back alot. dude aint these lil celeb slutbags like paris and britney, so dont deficate on dudes name. thats messed up ya know.