Comments on: Video: 9th Wonder & Khrysis Talk Getback

By: DHoliday

DHoliday — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 16:51:48 +0000

@ twain that was a funny ass story. my & my friends from HS used to have sayings like that. people would be lookin at us like “wtf?”

By: Mark Twain Fame

Mark Twain Fame — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 21:21:24 +0000

aww man my homie Wes, dude was king of random f’d up comdeic ish. we have all kinds of weird random longo and sayings…

like one time we was all rolling to get some grub one time on a weekday, and it was me, my big Bro J, Whitey and Wes (wes is the only non salitine in this group), and we was riding in my bro’s car, so we on the highway and we see this cute lil snowbunny, you know the type lil cavalier, tinted windows, huge ass paris hilton bug glasses, yappin on her celly, etc… this is what Wes says…

Wes: (with the window up and her not even seeing or not being able to hear him) damn! Zup bitch…
Tank (me): what?
Wes: ayo Tank look at the possibly future smash session with prob real racist rich parents, damn I gotta put her on the roster.
Tank: oh yeah hold up, in the lil yellow cavy?…oh shit damn yeah she is a Prosti-Tot.
Wes: damn i bet she gotta a fatty, prob can set-up a 3 course on that dunkey.
Tank: she does look like a myspace hopering up it broad though.
Wes: aint no shit son, I’d still SAS (smash and stay). I bet she on the phone talking to her boyfriend Bradley, (him in a white girl Becky Voice) “no Bradley, fuck you you, fucker, like you totally didnt buy me that smirnoff I wanted last nite, plus I saw you talkin to Rebecca, that slutyy whore. And dont you dare tell me you were jsut saying Hi cause you havent seen her since high school” (then in dumb white dude voice) “naw naw, NAW! fuck that Becky! kiss my ass, I saw you tlakin to Wes last nite, what was that about huh, fuck that I’m gonna go to the batting cages!”(Becky) Sorry Bradley, were done, I breaking up with you cause I;’m gonna git with Wes, I need some to do me right, to Smash me right, cause well…your Not Hittin It Right, cause he said I def could have a bigger booty.”

…and this dude kept doing this weird random cell phone argument convo between Becky and Bradley for another 10 mins even after we got off the highway…shit was classic. we were all crying man…and thats how dude is all the time.

By: chea

chea — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 21:20:38 +0000

Plug Says:

December 26th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
I was grubbin Hummus AKA ØÙÙ…ÙÙ‘Øµ the other day. Why do Ole school arabic cats take offense if you dont eat they food

Plug: Here mane, have one of these coronas

old Arabic mechanic: Shoo-kron hkabebe. have some hummus.

Plug: Iâ€™m straight, mane. I already ate

old Arabic mechanic: youll like it. have some

Plug: Iâ€™ve had hummus before. its good. I already ate. I just wanna drink these ice cold brews.

old Arabic mechanic: have some!

Plug: no man. Iâ€™m not hungry!

old Arabic mechanic: WALLA BRO!!! YOUâ€™LL LIKE IT!!! EAT IT!!!

Plug: Dude just drink the Corona. Iâ€™m not frikkin hungry!!!!

old Arabic mechanic: *arabic yelling begins*

*tasered to the point of defacation ((c) st. lunatics)*

By: Plug

Plug — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 21:14:01 +0000

speaking of ice cold brews…

ashes-dai (c) pig latin

By: Plug

Plug — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 21:11:34 +0000

eew

By: Willy Swagger

Willy Swagger — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 21:08:21 +0000

true story I took my sister mom and daughter a while back to eat dinner at this persian place and I gave my daughter Hummus on some bread, my little girl took a bite and then puked all over the table…..I was fucking dying of laughter, my mom was all shy and shit……I just told the waiter to get us another table…….My daughter was like “Papi no me guesto eso”

By: Plug

Plug — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 21:07:34 +0000

(safe for the plantation?)
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you cant see nothin. pic too small.

By: Mark Twain Fame

Mark Twain Fame — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 21:05:32 +0000

dude fuxie…

*crying*

I am the Chuck Norris of Monopoly, Give Me the green joints and the wheelbarrow and I will dominateâ€¦.

^^^*death*

By: Willy Swagger

Willy Swagger — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 21:05:27 +0000

MTF word everybody has a friend like that, chicks love this dude Fabe dogg he has people rolling

By: Plug

Plug — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 21:05:22 +0000

I was grubbin Hummus AKA ØÙÙ…ÙÙ‘Øµ the other day. Why do Ole school arabic cats take offense if you dont eat they food

Plug: Here mane, have one of these coronas

old Arabic mechanic: Shoo-kron hkabebe. have some hummus.

Plug: I’m straight, mane. I already ate

old Arabic mechanic: youll like it. have some

Plug: I’ve had hummus before. its good. I already ate. I just wanna drink these ice cold brews.

old Arabic mechanic: have some!

Plug: no man. I’m not hungry!

old Arabic mechanic: WALLA BRO!!! YOU’LL LIKE IT!!! EAT IT!!!

Plug: Dude just drink the Corona. I’m not frikkin hungry!!!!

old Arabic mechanic: *arabic yelling begins*

By: Mark Twain Fame

Mark Twain Fame — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 21:02:57 +0000

abe Dogg said he found a wingman earlier “Yo this dude was midget but with the little kid face like Milonkis and he was making ballon animals, that dude is rolling with us tonight, he is a special talent”,

Fabe Says “We could never replace Jesus with just one Wingman, Jesus’s qualities as a drinker/instigator/good samaritan/motivator are unmatched he is like the Phil Jackson of Wingman, He puts the Zen on us to do some really magical shit”

this dude has some jems…wow you oughta hear me and my boys Whitey and Wes.

By: Mark Twain Fame

Mark Twain Fame — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 21:01:47 +0000

yeah nice…*dpas fuxie and his homie fabe dogg, another funny as ish YT*