If you don’t know what 2 Girls 1 Cup is, you’re just going to have to Google it. I would link to it, but…no.
Posted by eskay
on Thursday, December 6th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
under:
Graf, Miscellaneous
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December 6th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
*pulls Out the Blickety, Grips Up* telepathy is a helluva drug
December 6th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
The Carter 3 – The Leak
December 18th
December 6th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Glad I have no idea about the 2 cups thing.
It sounds like a cultural holocaust.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
I like Black Thoughts Style(none)
December 6th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
The Carter 3 – The Leak
December 18th
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Yeah right….lol
December 6th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Sorry, 1 cup.
Jesus christ… Like it matters…
December 6th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
When did you meet Jay-Z?
This was back when Reasonable Doubt came out. We met at a club. One of his friends was fuckin’ one of my friends, and he was like, “What up. My name is Jay-Z.”
Was he already famous? Were you attracted to him as a person, or more for the fame?
I definitely didn’t find him attractive, but he was borderline famous so I figured I’d have a story to tell. He told me I looked like I had a “fuckable mouth,” which I thought was probably the most disrespectful shit I’d ever heard.
How long did you mess with him?
Like three months.
Were you worried about him sleeping with other girls?
He had a ton of other bitches. To tell you the truth, with his boring dick, I was glad he was giving it to them.
Boring?
Boring. The biggest dick you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It’s beyond huge. It could block the sun.
Too big to suck?
No, not at all. That’s why he fucked with me. And he screams like a bitch when he busts. It’s horrible. He has a big humungous dick and has no idea what to do with it.
You didn’t try to teach him?
It wouldn’t have worked to teach him anything. He’s just boring. Plus, I really didn’t care. I was mostly just around for the cash. He might not be boring in bed to everyone, but me, I just didn’t dig him. He always wanted head first, then backshots. Then he’d always try to stick it in the asshole. I don’t know what the fuck he thought he was doing with that big-ass dick.
Did you ever let him?
I wouldn’t be talking to you right now if I had. My insides would be in a bag
December 6th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Pause naturally, on posting that Jay Groupie thing
December 6th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Soul Clapper Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Glad I have no idea about the 2 cups thing.
It sounds like a cultural holocaust.
^
Co-S………sounds like the title of a porn movie
December 6th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
quiet as kept black thought slaughters ur favorite rapper
December 6th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
LMAO @ video…also LMAO at all dem gettin nastied out, and token white dude in back is sippin on sumthin in a plastic cup.
last call for the email…you want it give me the email…
December 6th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
chea Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
eskay Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
My support of Lupe is well documented, but all I know is, right now, I’m feeling Crook over him.
just cuz you and some other morons don’t give a fuck about the weeklys doesn’t mean “nobody gives a fuck†I love how negros think they opinion is gospel like they me or something.
and what does how many classic albums an artist has have to do with fucking anything? I mean seriously can somebody explain this to me?
(actually, I don’t really give a fuck why that shit is important to ya’ll)
^^^
aight if you don’t care what people think then don’t post shit in the comments section — for certain, nobody’s asking you to
and btw don’t get a big head homie — you’re just a blog-writer, you’re not TRL. you have supported mad artists and posted mad shit from them only to see them not even hit 100,000 records sold LOL
at the end of the day your sway in the industry is NOT well-documented — it’s largely imagined
so yeah, all those people supposedly lining up to get their shit posted on NR, i have no idea why — you’re one media outlet out of thousands and even tho this is the one i fucks with the most i’m only one fan, there are millions more than haven’t even heard of nahright
smh at eskay thinking his opinion is gospel — sign an artist then if you’re so hard body homie, let’s see if he can sell more than 10,000 copies with daily promotion on this site — i’d bet my house that he won’t
December 6th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
MTF send me whatever it is your slanging. If I dont like I will just erase it.
Phonte can sing like a mothafucka’
December 6th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
come on Fux with the long ass posts about shit that been out for 5 years.
but as long as we’re talking groupies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjFkOkKIGWg
December 6th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
WTF, Why do Chea and Eskay always have these little tussles?
December 6th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
yeah BT >>>>>> most rappers
…IMO!
dude is immpecable on the mic and mcing a live show.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww just peeped that 2 girls shyt (no pun intended) could only get through 2 seconds of it…..the reason why i dont kiss chics until i known them for a while
December 6th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
already got ya fuxie…
December 6th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
tell me fi ya’ll got it.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
I Fux Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
WTF, Why do Chea and Eskay always have these little tussles?
^^^
it’s not a tussle
if eskay thinks he’s above his readership, then on behalf of the readership, i’m going to respond
December 6th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
good shit Eskay, I love to watch groupies, bitches are shiest and I bet she has a boyfriend yuckkkkkkkkkk(c) Pusha
December 6th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
>>smh at eskay thinking his opinion is gospel — sign an artist then if you’re so hard body homie, let’s see if he can sell more than 10,000 copies with daily promotion on this site — i’d bet my house that he won’t
dog, first off, why are you taking shit to the titty? you started this shit with your blatant Lupe stanism and I responded with my opinion. then you tried to act like anybody gave a fuck about your opinion and so I let you know that in fact we do not.
and just to be clear, I have no illusions that I’m that nigga because I have a blog. but I know hip-hop, and my opinion on it was gospel before I even heard of blogging.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
and just to be clear, I have no illusions that I’m that nigga because I have a blog. but I know hip-hop, and my opinion on it was gospel before I even heard of blogging.
^^^
damn this dude goin in. (nh)
December 6th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
MTF – toss it my way as well…
December 6th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
My Open Minded opinion on Hip-Hop > most people on here …….. Real Talk, No Noz the Whiteboy who knows all
December 6th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
….so you get it you guys?…makin sure cause my email be actin a fool sometimes.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Damn Anybody ever read a Jason Whitlock article, I find that dude idiotic
December 6th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
smh at eskay thinking his opinion is gospel — sign an artist then if you’re so hard body homie, let’s see if he can sell more than 10,000 copies with daily promotion on this site — i’d bet my house that he won’t
^
*coughs*
Well…..I think I can sell more than 10,000 copies….eskay just need to do up the contract so I can sign….Nah Right records……see u in 08
December 6th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Vizion Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
MTF – toss it my way as well…
^^^
damn you slow shit…whats your email…
also fuxie…I co-sign ya comments…Noz is a YT???…huh.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
I Fux Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Damn Anybody ever read a Jason Whitlock article, I find that dude idiotic
^^^
yeah dude is a dingbat.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
come on Fux you know open-minded-ness (that even a word) and hip hop don’t go together – get in step mayne
December 6th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
i think i will pass on wathcing this little 2 cups thing……
December 6th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
my bad MTF – i’m ODin on some damn AirBorne here…fuck the cold weather
December 6th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Napps126 Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
i think i will pass on wathcing this little 2 cups thing……
^^^
well this video right here isnt the actual video itself…jsut the response of The Roots wathcin it…
December 6th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
damn you slow shit…whats your email…
^
Lol…. thought that was funny
December 6th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Vizion Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
my bad MTF – i’m ODin on some damn AirBorne here…fuck the cold weather
^^^
ole high ass druggy spaced out like a mushroom cloud plus cludy piss muhf…
lol.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
yo MTF, hit me with that old school shit…
y_a_boy@yahoo.com
December 6th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
D. Billz Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 11:18 am
Yeah, I’m waitin’ on
The Cool andHNIC2 to drop.Plug… What it is?
————
cosign. whut the deally
December 6th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
It’smesnitches Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
damn you slow shit…whats your email…
^
Lol…. thought that was funny
^^^
ha…ayyy you get it snitchy?…nobody’s answering a cracka around here.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Vizion Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
my bad MTF – i’m ODin on some damn AirBorne here…fuck the cold weather
^^^
ole high ass druggy spaced out like a mushroom cloud plus cludy piss muhf…
lol.
‘
^^^
ha…thevizion@gmail.com – holla atcha boy
December 6th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
gotcha YaBoy…
December 6th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
furthermore, I would say that my opinion holds more weight in the hip-hop community than TRL, or at least I would hope so.
plus: when have I ever said that I hold sway in the industry, or that people were lining up to get they shit posted on here? (although they are)
December 6th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
lmfao. that has to be the greatest reaction I have ever seen to 2 girl 1 cup.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
you know eskay… you’ve probably managed to make 1000+ people just vomit and dry heave simultaneously after they googled that shit.
too bad its not documented… could a world record.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
okay and…sent homies.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
…Wha Gwarn Nah…
**spuds Snitches, Fux, Chea, MTF, Plug &everyone else on the board**
Reading these papers…Even Mayweather’s Pops is telling him to shut his mouth & train more LOL…
I think Hatton will win…
December 6th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
That was hilariously nasty!!!
December 6th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Ramsay’s version of “wade in the water” …dopeness.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
…got it MTF….
December 6th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
*daps Rigzy*
December 6th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
mtf grippedup@gmail.com
December 6th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
aight cool.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
http://www.zshare.net/audio/4456046fd4ae14/
^^ This Playaz Cirlce feat Phonte goes hard
December 6th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
got you cOLD.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Sombody should brand a 2 girsl 1 cup sugarless gum. Its a lots of ass mouth people who need it.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
I think Hatton will win…
^
Same here…
*daps*
December 6th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
sent cOLD.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Hatton is a tough lil saltine.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
…I cant believe some of you aint feeling this Styles album…SGEG is the best Gangster Rap album since Get Rich Or Die Trying…This shit is SUPER HARDBODY (not even a lil bit).
**Turns up “Alone In The Streets”**
**Hurts hand punching the wall**
…….
***Runs to get an ice pack***
December 6th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
*daps all you mo’fukkahs*
if y’all are passin’ goodies around (no after school special)… hit a kneezy up…
djlokash at gmail dot com
December 6th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
sent it lo k.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Kanye, Winehouse lead Grammy nominees By SANDY COHEN, AP Entertainment Writer
17 minutes ago
Kanye West received a leading eight Grammy nominations Thursday, and the troubled singer Amy Winehouse received six.
Other top nominees included the Foo Fighters, Jay-Z, Rihannna, Paul McCartney, T-Pain and Timbaland.
Both West and Winehouse were nominated for album of the year for their CDs, “Graduation” and “Back to Black” respectively. Winehouse was also cited for best new artist, plus record and song of the year for her hit defiant hit “Rehab.”
Other record of year candidates included Beyonce’s “Irreplaceable,” the Foo Fighter’s “The Pretender,” Rihanna’s “Umbrella” and “What Goes Around Comes Around” by Justin Timberlake.
The album of the year category also featured the Foo Fighters, for “Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace,” as well as Winehouse’s album. Vince Gill’s four-disc set “These Days” was also cited, along with Herbie Hancock’s tribute to Joni Mitchell, “River: The Joni Letters,” and West’s “Graduation.”
Besides Winehouse’s “Rehab,” other song of the year candidates included Corrine Bailey Rae’s sweet-sounding “Like A Star,” Carrie Underwood’s revenge anthem “Before He Cheats,” The Plain White T’s “Hey There Delilah” and “Umbrella.”
Winehouse was competing against Feist, Paramour, Taylor Swift and Ledesi in the best new artist category.
^^^
i bet the cash this nigga wont win.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
aight *lunch time*
enjoy the goodies homies…be back in a bit.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
yo fux, i’ve read some jason whitlock. i dont think hes a total moron, i think he has some points… he does blame hiphop for a lot of things, but his line of thought is not totally off base, IMO.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
this is still one of my favorite reactions to the 2 yoes 1 cup thing. peep how his jaw drops 20 seconds in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GOFrbDAhUU
December 6th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Mark Twain Fame Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Hatton is a tough lil saltine.
^^
You’re damn right. He’s been ethering Mayweather in the press conferences & interviews too…
When Mayweather gave his “growin up” speech – sayin he had it harder than Hatton, Ricky replied:
“…How you gonna talk about your troubled history coming up? Your Uncle was World Champion & your Dad was a contender…”
DAMN.
Another jewel from Hatton’s trainer:
“If Mayweather was to walk around our neighbourhood in Manchester with all those fancy clothes & all that jewellery on, he’d be stripped and left for dead in less than 5mins…”
Which is probably true.
DAMN.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
eskay Says:
December 6th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
come on Fux with the long ass posts about shit that been out for 5 years.
but as long as we’re talking groupies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjFkOkKIGWg
^^^
i need to find this bitch… i can get a new CL outa this bitches ass. and i dont mean from the fuckin dealer neather nigga… http://www.cecwheels.com/tuners/tuners.sd?iid=15
December 6th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
http://www.2girls1finger.com
I didn’t google it, but the most perverted dude I know suggested this site…got damn!
December 6th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Its funny how there’s a white guy in the back who doesn’t seemed phased and he still drinks from the cup…i think he enjoyed it
December 6th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
2 girls 1 cup = sign of the apocolypse
December 6th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
MTF just watched 4 seconds of it!!!! LOL!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!
December 6th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
The Carter 3 – The Leak
December 18th
^ not comin out anymore u dumbass
December 6th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
WE LOST.
ALL OF US.