showed a side of jay-z some haven’t seen.

November 12th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
i ate like six burritos one night from this exquisite taco place but i stayed on the toilet for like three hours. i almost shat my lung out in liquid state. my shit came out green and purple fam. and on another occation, i remember my shit wouldnt come out and it was hurtin mad much ||, so i propped up my legs on the bathtub, the other foot on the towel rack and pushed like i was having a fucking shit baby or something. that thing finally came out like a missile and i havent been the same since.

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CLASSIC.

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I Fux Says:

November 12th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Kanye’s Mom died while getting cosmetic surgery, something very wrong about that

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Fuxito.. Don’t go there.

November 12th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
yo cMac, one time me and my broski were walking down the block and we spotted this tall blonde chick and something was said along the lines “i wonder if shes hot” and my friend was so adament that it was a dude. i was like gtfo when we get to the corner she turns aroudn and its the most brutish looking man evar. then he turns back around and transforms back into a blonde chick.

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i would neva admith that story again under any cirums.

***I feel you on that….my mother in law’s boyfriend is some cool ass convict nigga, who also can’t stand duke…he said he carries a gun when he goes over there….true story…my cousin, who has the kids with his wife, woulda took dude out of the picture years ago, if he was of his right health, but dude is paralyzed…I guess I feel like I need to act in my cousin’s best interest….obviously, if anyone on here really knows me, it’s obvious who I am, lol….

later

Most male mammals feel threatened by male offsping not of their loins(n/h). That’s why when male lions take over a pride they kill the baby males and run off the maturing males. Apes and chimps, very social creatures do the same. Even in the ocean. The alfa males of almost all sea mamals either run off or abuse offsping that are not theirs.

^its the dr. phil of animals WTF

I was like “They straight”
he was like “You do the photos….don’t you think they could be models”
Me ” I guess…them hoes ain’t all that”
Him “Don’t you think they cute tho?”
me “sure whatever”

The 3 bitches (pun intended) walked out the store, and it was some skinny fags wearing fuckin heels and weave

I have to Ayo myself for this one

***The Shottas skit on Purple Haze was funny too…when he was just clowning that jamaican nigga’s accent “Dawg, WTF is a poom poom” LMAO

November 12th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Milk Carton status : Cocca88

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…I & I be’here! & i be eherewhere! “BOOOYAKASHAT”

November 12th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
pockets Says:

November 12th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
and i really don’t wanna lose my lil’ young uns to the street

^give them a basketball…or make em listen to ‘pac…or someshit. DO SOMETHIGN MAN

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

***yeah, I’m trying all that…as much as I can, but I gotta tell you, for real, when I dropped them off yesterday, their stepfather was acting like he had a little attitude or beef, or something….that nigga really don’t want it (n/h), and I don’t wanna sock him in front of his kids, but there’s some real hostility between us, for some reason….he thinks i’m trying to tell him how to raise his kids, but for real, for real, he can kick rocks, for all I care…ol “ain’t shit ass nigga” (c) Katt Williams

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Check it:

Most male mammals feel threatened by male offsping not of their loins(n/h). That’s why when male lions take over a pride they kill the baby males and run off the maturing males. Apes and chimps, very social creatures do the same. Even in the ocean. The alfa males of almost all sea mamals either run off or abuse offsping that are not theirs. Dude feelas threatened not just by you but by your nephews as far as your sister’s affection is concerned. It may seem offputting or crazy but I’m quite sure you’ve read stories of women leaving their male children with boy friends only later to find out that the boy friend murdered the child for “crying”, “bed wetting” or not listening”. Usually there will be blunt force trauma to the chest or head. I know this gets deep but this is what we do. Also, doctors usually find signs of past abuse during autopsies. I’m not trying to worry you but have a man to man with dude. real talk.