October 29th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
yo esko was hovie pissed u leaked roc boys

$$$$

Eskay wasn’t the only one who leaked that was he?

^^smh, lol.

*ducks from brick*

>>So you got custody?

of ya girl

^lol

October 29th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
>>So you got custody?

of ya girl

^psssh. I beat ‘em without a case

*does the Doug E.*

of ya girl

Sure enough we wake up the next day around noon feeling like something terrible, but Fabe Dogg still grinning and shit talking about “I am going to find someone to roll with us”. My cousin calls and tells us if we want to go to this nice little restaurant called the Chamizal, to drink some beers. We roll with him around 1 and as soon as I walk in the Hostess her of the Caramel complexsion light eyes and with the nicest booty ever, looks right into my eyes, I felt this immediate connection(yes Cupid) she smiles, I smile just like that. She seats us but apparently my cousin and Fabe Dogg didnt notice the flirting.

Anyways the Convo goes like this for a few hours with My cousin just looking at us and dying of laughter and shaking his head.
Fabe Dogg said he found a wingman earlier “Yo this dude was midget but with the little kid face like Milonkis and he was making ballon animals, that dude is rolling with us tonight, he is a special talent”, I say “I saw a buff Lesbian chick with short hair, Maybe she should also roll with us we need a bodyguard” Fabe says “Hey what about that dude with the Big Nose from the other day he seemed cool and his nose has character, he is rolling with us” I say “I thought we were only going to find one replacement for Jesus”. Fabe Says “We could never replace Jesus with just one Wingman, Jesus’s qualities as a drinker/instigator/good samaritan/motivator are unmatched he is like the Phil Jackson of Wingman, He puts the Zen on us to do some really magical shit” I say “Speaking of Magical what about that dude downtown who was doing those tricks with that little Skeleton, He Probably knows Santeria Maybe he should roll with us” Fabe “I aint mad at that, How about those chubby twins that were like 10 wearing the same clothes killing their ice cream, that we saw downtown, Those little fuckers were incredible they should roll with us but eating ice cream cones at all times, at all times” I say “ya most def they should roll with us, them little twins had swag” Fabe bursts out laughing “Fuck ya they had stupid swag, did you see them when they ate their ice creams, One licked then the other licked, I bet if one fucks the other will feel it” I say “Fabe dogg they were like 10 homie, they dont fuck, atleast I dont think so” Fabe Dogg says ” Who Knows they might fuck, life over here is different and I am pretty sure when I was 10 if pussy had presented itself I would have fucked, I did watch my first porn at 7, so I knew where I had to put my thing” I say “Pause Pause(laughing), ya when you admitted to throwing up after watching it” Fabe Says ” I threw up at first but I kept watching cuz I liked it, I preservered and came out on top that porn helped mold me into who I am” I dying ” ok ok what about a Monkey, we should get a Monkey to roll with us, every woman likes a little monkey” Fabe Doggs Says ” ok but he has to masturbate on command then he could roll with us” …….The whole “rolling with us” Continues the whole rest of the trip with a ridiculous amount of quotables I wish I had recorded.

11/6 Los Angeles - The House of Blues
11/7 Chicago - The House of Blues
11/9 Baltimore - Ramshead Live
11/11 New York - The Hammerstein Ballroom
11/12 Philadelphia - The Fillmore

October 29th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
took it to trial, beat it, now he feels undefeated.

^So you got custody?

peace nah

October 29th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
*finished reading “The Destruction of Boosie” from earlier*

Digiscales, you should be happy the whole panel wasn’t here to see what you did to yourself today. They really ate [||] Boosie alive.

*Gets high of Ether fumes*

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Boosie may as well titled that junk “If I woulda lost, here’s how I would’ve done it” (c) OJ Simpson

somebody needs to send g-dep some of their throw away rhymes, special delivery.