Video: Father of Lies Trailer (ft. DMX)

Master thespian Earl Simmons returns to the big little screen in this new straight to DVD film, Father of Lies. I’d tell you what it’s about, but I saw the words “faith based drama” in the description and I closed my browser.


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349 Responses to “Video: Father of Lies Trailer (ft. DMX)”

  1. lo k Says:

    boom bip

  2. Digital scales Says:

    dmx is still alive??

  3. green eyes Says:

    dmx??

  4. Digital scales Says:

    thought micheal vick would have been got him by now

  5. crazy88since88 Says:

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  6. green eyes Says:

    hi lo k

  7. cOLD Says:

    I saw the words “faith based drama” in the description and I closed my browser.

    ^Im not mad at that. Whats good Billz, did you ever finish the zietest Doc?

  8. Digital scales Says:

    thats not a trailer wtf….

  9. Rey Says:

    FREE LO K! FREE TWO TIMES! VOTE FOR HOOTS, BITCH!

  10. crazy88since88 Says:

    …new Sports Ill.mag has a dope fold out poster.

  11. cOLD Says:

    cosign what DMX he said about the truth though.

  12. Korean Slap Boxer Says:

    DMX is an S.O.P.V. = A Smoked Out Parole Violator…Good Day Ya’ll Bout to watch my DVD Screener of American Gangster. I’m sure ya’ll seen it too. crazy88since88 whats good. Trying to set up the internet show / podcast.

  13. Digital scales Says:

    yeah so Dooms day is dec 21st 2012….you all are gonna die…how do you feel about that?? Hope ya can swim…

  14. crazy88since88 Says:

    crazy88since88 Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
    …new Sports Ill.mag has a dope fold out poster.

    ^^^
    and the Celtics aint doin shit this year!

  15. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    DMX = Ted Haggard

  16. State of Grace Says:

    Sweet Jesus that’s some bad acting. Unless this movie has DMX whippin’ the ass of Cerberus, I’ll pass.

  17. el feces loco Says:

    i admire X’s ability to maintain his spirituality in these wicked days…where people would rather praise you for calling yourself god…than actually being obligated and and totally subjective to the real god.

    Praise god> I am god

  18. Phuque Says:

    # Phuque Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    Phuque Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
    this Gho$t Ryder fellow is quite amusing…no homo…

    ^^^^ cheers thun

    ^^^

    I hope that means “homie” or “bruh” or something…

  19. cOLD Says:

    …new Sports Ill.mag has a dope fold out poster

    ^if its of a the male species I’m not interested

  20. State of Grace Says:

    DMX = Ted Haggard

    ^^DMX does meth with gay hookers? You’d figure he’d be more of Ja Rule fan then.

  21. crazy88since88 Says:

    Korean Slap Boxer Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
    DMX is an S.O.P.V. = A Smoked Out Parole Violator…Good Day Ya’ll Bout to watch my DVD Screener of American Gangster. I’m sure ya’ll seen it too. crazy88since88 whats good. Trying to set up the internet show / podcast.

    ^^^
    *Daps muay thai*
    U Trying to set up the internet show / podcast? word, whats the hops on that? Holla @ Phuque, he got the hook up.

  22. Jamz Says:

    DMX needs to make a gospel rap album….

  23. lo k Says:

    *hugs greena*

    *daps feces*

    *washes hands*

  24. cMac Says:

    im so sleepy. I just wish it were payday today, and not friday

  25. Big Homie Says:

    http://www.hhnlive.com/news/more/1924

    ^ Looks like he is about to share a cell with Mr. Biggs

  26. green eyes Says:

    # el feces loco Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    i admire X’s ability to maintain his spirituality in these wicked days…where people would rather praise you for calling yourself god…than actually being obligated and and totally subjective to the real god.

    Praise god> I am god

    ^ we’re all a bunch of heathens, some are just more honest about it. i mean i see where you are coming from, but most of those cats giving praise are only doing it in public, behind closed doors its back to the bullshit.

  27. Digital scales Says:

    ever notice COLD backwords is D-loc…as in D loc from THE WASH as in dont put no windex on my motherfuckin rims>cold

  28. tyrone biggums Says:

    Noose tied around Tupac statue

    …….they say history repeats itself, and i say that must be the case because we are just another month or 2 away from a full fledged civil war 2 coming soon to a city/state near you……yeah thats right if albums and hood dvds can have trailers so can wars…..

  29. Rizz Says:

    smh at the tupac article

  30. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    DMX = Ted Haggard

    ^^DMX does meth with gay hookers? You’d figure he’d be more of Ja Rule fan then.
    ^^^^
    just replace meth with crack and that sums up DMX

  31. Phuque Says:

    LF: I wonder how much money Mos Def is making doing these movies, that Boondocks episode, etc? My guess is that he’s worth more than most of these rappers in these videos w/ cars, jewelry & shit…

  32. Gho$t Ryder Says:

    DMX = Father of Lies

  33. cOLD Says:

    we’re all a bunch of heathens, some are just more honest about it. i mean i see where you are coming from, but most of those cats giving praise are only doing it in public, behind closed doors its back to the bullshit to keep the masses following the wrong belief system

  34. eskay Says:

    I never prayed to God I prayed to Gotti. (c) Shawn Corey

  35. crazy88since88 Says:

    cOLD Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    …new Sports Ill.mag has a dope fold out poster

    ^if its of a the male species I’m not interested

    ^^^
    lol… i said dope, not hot…lol. but here u go Cold, MyMan! http://www.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=nownxx&s=2

  36. el feces loco Says:

    ^ we’re all a bunch of heathens, some are just more honest about it. i mean i see where you are coming from, but most of those cats giving praise are only doing it in public, behind closed doors its back to the bullshit.

    ^^I know..but X is diff tho..nigga was praying and exuding his spirituality way before this rap shit..I know the nigga so I know he is sincere but other than MASE no rapper really speaks about god..if they do they more than liely compare themselves to him than actually show the depths of their faith.

    @Lo K waddup homie..Whats good wid your show? I lost the book mark you still doin that shit?

    *picks nose with the same hand he just dapped lo k wid*

  37. Phuque Says:

    # tyrone biggums Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    Noose tied around Tupac statue

    …….they say history repeats itself, and i say that must be the case because we are just another month or 2 away from a full fledged civil war 2 coming soon to a city/state near you……yeah thats right if albums and hood dvds can have trailers so can wars…..

    ^^^

    LMAO @ “Civil War Trailer”….coming soon…..

  38. D. Billz Says:

    Cold… nah, I haven’t watched the rest because of midterms. Might chill in the crib and watch it on Halloween night after my other 2 midterms.

    el feces loco Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    i admire X’s ability to maintain his spirituality in these wicked days…where people would rather praise you for calling yourself god…than actually being obligated and and totally subjective to the real god.

    Praise god> I am god

    ^Shots fired at 5% Nation?

  39. green eyes Says:

    # Phuque Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:41 pm

    LF: I wonder how much money Mos Def is making doing these movies, that Boondocks episode, etc? My guess is that he’s worth more than most of these rappers in these videos w/ cars, jewelry & shit…

    ^ but doesnt he have 11 children hes supposed to be paying child support for?

  40. tyrone biggums Says:

    cMac Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
    im so sleepy. I just wish it were payday today, and not friday

    ….i too am sleepy…however it’s stricly cause of this o.g. kush….as soon as i hit the spliff my eye lids feel like they weigh 500 pounds and i am glued to my seat…..real talk i didn’t used to think it was possible but this kush really is too good…..it’s stricly night time trees…….

  41. Big Homie Says:

    Im only sleepy because its so rainy out. And the window in the office makes it worse. The 3 piece chicken meal I had at Popyes might have something to do with it. Maybe the lil Rum in my Coke with my meal as well smh

  42. State of Grace Says:

    no rapper really speaks about god..if they do they more than liely compare themselves to him

    ^^It depends on which God you’re talking about. Old Testament God was a selfish, egomaniacal, bloodthirsty asshole, sounds pretty gangsta to me.

  43. Rey Says:

    ~~~Outro~~~

    Click on myyyy name if ya’ll haven’t done so in the last day or two.

  44. Gho$t Ryder Says:

    # el feces loco Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    i admire X’s ability to maintain his spirituality in these wicked days…where people would rather praise you for calling yourself god…than actually being obligated and and totally subjective to the real god.

    ^^^^^
    Da only thing I don’t admire X about is that though he goes on spiritual, he goes back to that crack. Dat means u got no remorse. E.g. Asking God 4 forgiveness once u killed someone, only 4 u 2 do it again is some bullshit

  45. Jamz Says:

    tyrone biggums Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
    cMac Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
    im so sleepy. I just wish it were payday today, and not friday

    ….i too am sleepy…however it’s stricly cause of this o.g. kush….as soon as i hit the spliff my eye lids feel like they weigh 500 pounds and i am glued to my seat…..real talk i didn’t used to think it was possible but this kush really is too good…..it’s stricly night time trees…….

    ^^U smokin’ trees at the job? Where you work at playboy…Circuit City?

  46. Phuque Says:

    LF: Just in case anyone missed this yesterday….Google Images ethered Jay:

    tinyurl.com/2uparj = tinyurl.com/359bab

  47. lo k Says:

    @feces – as of this past Friday, no… like I was saying before, it’s amazing what happens when old folks catch feelings and an organization feels that they can’t take advantage of you anymore…

  48. tyrone biggums Says:

    Phuque Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
    LF: I wonder how much money Mos Def is making doing these movies, that Boondocks episode, etc? My guess is that he’s worth more than most of these rappers in these videos w/ cars, jewelry & shit…

    …..and it’s not even close…..movie money is serious, even if you don’t make the movie you get paid a nice chunk of change for shooting it….mos is defintitley caking real hard of acting, shit they all are thats why you see all these rappers trying to get into the movies after one album and shit, a small part in a low budget movie gets you more than going platnium does now a days, and almost no one is going platnium, ask 50 how hard it was for him this time around…..

  49. Gho$t Ryder Says:

    State of Grace Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    ^^It depends on which God you’re talking about. Old Testament God was a selfish, egomaniacal, bloodthirsty asshole, sounds pretty gangsta to me.

    ^^^^ Spoken like a true heathen!!! =)

  50. green eyes Says:

    ask 50 how hard it was for him this time around…..

    ^ AYO

  51. Phuque Says:

    # green eyes Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    # Phuque Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:41 pm

    LF: I wonder how much money Mos Def is making doing these movies, that Boondocks episode, etc? My guess is that he’s worth more than most of these rappers in these videos w/ cars, jewelry & shit…

    ^ but doesnt he have 11 children hes supposed to be paying child support for?

    ^^

    Well damn.

    Ballllllinnn + Child Support for 11 kids = Travelllliin!!!!!

  52. tyrone biggums Says:

    cOLD Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
    we’re all a bunch of heathens, some are just more honest about it. i mean i see where you are coming from, but most of those cats giving praise are only doing it in public, behind closed doors its back to the bullshit to keep the masses following the wrong belief system

    ……..cuuuuuchhhh……

  53. Babydoll Says:

    I’m confused…this trailer isn’t for a video?

  54. pmass Says:

    ask 50 how hard it was for him this time around…..

    ==============================

    haha……substitute “difficult” for “hard” next time, fam….

    just jokin’….(-)

  55. el feces loco Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    Cold… nah, I haven’t watched the rest because of midterms. Might chill in the crib and watch it on Halloween night after my other 2 midterms.

    el feces loco Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    i admire X’s ability to maintain his spirituality in these wicked days…where people would rather praise you for calling yourself god…than actually being obligated and and totally subjective to the real god.

    Praise god> I am god

    ^Shots fired at 5% Nation?

    ^^^Naw no shots..personally myself I have my own relationship with god..I always ask people this…If I was borned and lived in the jungles of Africa with no church, no bible, no form of brainwash coming up as a youth…would i be denied entrance into the afterlife?..god. messiah, hova whoever he is..exists in the heart..you dont need no middleman(church/pastor/etc) to build a relationship with whoever YOU recognize as a higher power than you.

    most forms of religion are bullshit to me anyhow.

  56. crazy88since88 Says:

    Babydoll Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
    I’m confused…this trailer isn’t for a video?

    ^^^
    (looks @ BDs titties)
    *thinks*
    (yes, what everyou say, yes)

  57. Gho$t Ryder Says:

    Hmmmm…… DMX as a gospel rapper???? Him on a track with T-Bone????? NAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  58. lo k Says:

    how come DMX never got an Oscar for his appearance in Belly?

  59. tyrone biggums Says:

    Jamz Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    tyrone biggums Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
    cMac Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
    im so sleepy. I just wish it were payday today, and not friday

    ….i too am sleepy…however it’s stricly cause of this o.g. kush….as soon as i hit the spliff my eye lids feel like they weigh 500 pounds and i am glued to my seat…..real talk i didn’t used to think it was possible but this kush really is too good…..it’s stricly night time trees…….

    ^^U smokin’ trees at the job? Where you work at playboy…Circuit City?

    …..peanut butter and jamz whats good, you don’t know ? i’m retired pimpin been retired for a couple months now, i used to work as an architect for like 4 years but i couldn’t take the full time work all the time so i took a break and am going back to school next semister

    and yes I stayed blazing trees at work even when i was working full time as an architect

  60. Big Homie Says:

    funny video over at my spot

  61. State of Grace Says:

    ^^^^ Spoken like a true heathen!!! =)

    ^^They’re heathens too, they just think they’re right. If any religion actually got it right, it would be so obvious that no one could deny it, but I can poke holes in any religion.

  62. Phuque Says:

    >>>If I was borned and lived in the jungles of Africa with no church, no bible, no form of brainwash coming up as a youth…would i be denied entrance into the afterlife?

    ^^^

    CO-SIGN…I ask people that all the time….

  63. crazy88since88 Says:

    tyrone biggums Says:

    ^^U smokin’ trees at the job? Where you work at playboy…Circuit City?

    …..peanut butter and jamz whats good, you don’t know ? i’m retired pimpin been retired for a couple months now, i used to work as an architect for like 4 years but i couldn’t take the full time work all the time so i took a break and am going back to school next semister

    and yes I stayed blazing trees at work even when i was working full time as an architect

    ^^^
    Ol’SketchPaper/rollin papers ass nigga.

  64. Gho$t Ryder Says:

    lo k Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    how come DMX never got an Oscar for his appearance in Belly?

    ^^^^ Cause den Nas would need to get one 2 n dats 1 too many black people getting an award

  65. green eyes Says:

    ^^^Naw no shots..personally myself I have my own relationship with god..I always ask people this…If I was borned and lived in the jungles of Africa with no church, no bible, no form of brainwash coming up as a youth…would i be denied entrance into the afterlife?..god. messiah, hova whoever he is..exists in the heart..you dont need no middleman(church/pastor/etc) to build a relationship with whoever YOU recognize as a higher power than you.

    most forms of religion are bullshit to me anyhow.

    ^ tabernacle, church, mosque, synagogue, tent, hut, etc.

  66. tyrone biggums Says:

    green eyes Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
    ask 50 how hard it was for him this time around…..

    ^ AYO

    …….i’m not even dignifying that w/ a response, sure take it out of context it needs a no-homo, read that shit in its proper sentance and only plug would find a problem with it, but he would allow comments about god damnit i love my daddy…..

  67. Jamz Says:

    tyrone biggums Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    Jamz Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    tyrone biggums Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
    cMac Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
    im so sleepy. I just wish it were payday today, and not friday

    ….i too am sleepy…however it’s stricly cause of this o.g. kush….as soon as i hit the spliff my eye lids feel like they weigh 500 pounds and i am glued to my seat…..real talk i didn’t used to think it was possible but this kush really is too good…..it’s stricly night time trees…….

    ^^U smokin’ trees at the job? Where you work at playboy…Circuit City?

    …..peanut butter and jamz whats good, you don’t know ? i’m retired pimpin been retired for a couple months now, i used to work as an architect for like 4 years but i couldn’t take the full time work all the time so i took a break and am going back to school next semister

    and yes I stayed blazing trees at work even when i was working full time as an architect

    ^^Whaddup Tyronnie…dayum that’s right! U and Billy Z gave working the bird! Okay…then I guess smoking trees is your new job u ole’ smokey da bear azz ninja…LOL!

    U a Lions fan yet, cuz them Jets….well…

  68. D. Billz Says:

    el feces loco Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
    # D. Billz Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    Cold… nah, I haven’t watched the rest because of midterms. Might chill in the crib and watch it on Halloween night after my other 2 midterms.

    el feces loco Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    i admire X’s ability to maintain his spirituality in these wicked days…where people would rather praise you for calling yourself god…than actually being obligated and and totally subjective to the real god.

    Praise god> I am god

    ^Shots fired at 5% Nation?

    ^^^Naw no shots..personally myself I have my own relationship with god..I always ask people this…If I was borned and lived in the jungles of Africa with no church, no bible, no form of brainwash coming up as a youth…would i be denied entrance into the afterlife?..god. messiah, hova whoever he is..exists in the heart..you dont need no middleman(church/pastor/etc) to build a relationship with whoever YOU recognize as a higher power than you.

    most forms of religion are bullshit to me anyhow.

    ^Co-sign. Good point.

  69. State of Grace Says:

    If I was borned and lived in the jungles of Africa with no church, no bible, no form of brainwash coming up as a youth…would i be denied entrance into the afterlife?

    ^^Depends which religion you ask. Some will say you get into heaven, one of the most retarded ideas ever put forth. Others will say you go to hell, the most retarded idea ever put forth.

  70. Babydoll Says:

    el feces loco Says:

    ^^^Naw no shots..personally myself I have my own relationship with god..I always ask people this…If I was borned and lived in the jungles of Africa with no church, no bible, no form of brainwash coming up as a youth…would i be denied entrance into the afterlife?..god. messiah, hova whoever he is..exists in the heart..you dont need no middleman(church/pastor/etc) to build a relationship with whoever YOU recognize as a higher power than you.

    most forms of religion are bullshit to me anyhow.

    ^co-sign. people get aggy when you say that, but I think that religion is personal. I consider myself to be a christian, but I also realize that the bible was written by man to fulfill a hidden agenda.

  71. catch22 Says:

    @phuque
    went to lunch
    i’m a little late but, no shots fired bout the cpt. obvious.

  72. Big Homie Says:

    lo k Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    how come DMX never got an Oscar for his appearance in Belly?

    ^ Earl was acting in that movie??

  73. Gho$t Ryder Says:

    Phuque Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
    >>>If I was borned and lived in the jungles of Africa with no church, no bible, no form of brainwash coming up as a youth…would i be denied entrance into the afterlife?

    ^^^

    CO-SIGN…I ask people that all the time….

    ^^^^^^^^^
    Everyone will be allowed entrance in the afterlife. Shit, dats wot death is all about.

  74. D. Billz Says:

    lo k… What it is bred’ren?

  75. Jamz Says:

    Oh yeah…Dolly, Greena, 88, Homie, Phuqwey, Billz…whaddup!

    I missed hollerin’ back at ya’ll in the last post! Didn’t want ya’ll 2 thank I was on sum ole’ disrespectful can’t greet a muh’fukka type shyt…

  76. Gho$t Ryder Says:

    Hip Hop is my religion

  77. Babydoll Says:

    LOL! Hey Jamz

  78. cMac Says:

    NO MORE TRAILERS!!

  79. catch22 Says:

    i admire X’s ability to maintain his spirituality in these wicked days…

    ^^
    i don’t see how smoking rocks, grand theft auto and impersonating a police officer fits into maintaining ones spirituality

  80. el feces loco Says:

    # lo k Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:47 pm

    @feces – as of this past Friday, no… like I was saying before, it’s amazing what happens when old folks catch feelings and an organization feels that they can’t take advantage of you anymore…

    ^^My condolences..Do they still have pirate radio?

    LF:…I miss askin “anybody got a pen?” when u met a new shorty..miss writin down numbers on club fliers and empty brown bags. When she would say “here write it in my hand” ..then she;d call u later and u knew she was feelin u cause she didnt let your number rub off…

  81. tyrone biggums Says:

    Phuque Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
    # green eyes Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    # Phuque Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:41 pm

    LF: I wonder how much money Mos Def is making doing these movies, that Boondocks episode, etc? My guess is that he’s worth more than most of these rappers in these videos w/ cars, jewelry & shit…

    ^ but doesnt he have 11 children hes supposed to be paying child support for?

    ^^

    Well damn.

    Ballllllinnn + Child Support for 11 kids = Travelllliin!!!!!

    ……he’s a travellin man
    moving through place and space and time /
    i got a lot of bitches i got to do /
    but god willing i’m dropping my seed in you….baby boo (c) mos def

  82. Jamz Says:

    ^co-sign. people get aggy when you say that, but I think that religion is personal. I consider myself to be a christian, but I also realize that the bible was written by man to fulfill a hidden agenda.

    ^^5 points for Baby that’s a Doll!

  83. crazy88since88 Says:

    (88 puts on cheep Suit, 18Ct gold rings)

    “BRUTHASSSSS’..’HA!, KAN I GET A’AEEEEEEEEEEE’MEN!!”
    “ummmmMMMMMMM’Child!…..Aeeeeeeeee’Laud!”

    “And’ya’Know!…Theres’A’Guad,Ha!, SOMEWHERE..HA! …i’Said’Theres’A’Guad,Ha!, SOMEWHERE, YEZZZ, “TURN’AROUND’FOR’ME’LADIES’1′TIME!..
    And’ya’Know!…Theres’A’Guad,Ha!, SOMEWHERE..HA!”

  84. Da PartyStarter Says:

    Greenie? CMac? DBillz?
    Could one of you tell the advantage of FoxFire/Moxilla as opposed ot explorer? I was gonna download it tonight when I got home.

    Thanks

  85. green eyes Says:

    Everyone will be allowed entrance in the afterlife. Shit, dats wot death is all about.

    ^ but thats also assuming everyone follows the same belief on life as we are living now being followed by an afterlife.

  86. lo k Says:

    @crazy – oh, btw, I stayed on the fast all month…

  87. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    tinyurl.com/3c8xnr
    ^^^^
    hipsters throwing a “kill whitey” party

  88. The Pluginator Says:

    *drives to new Jersey Drive*

    *backs car up to ty’s house*

    *pops trunk*

    *turns MTX 1501D mono amplifier up to maximum capacity*

    *www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cxeD9cEDjA*

  89. lo k Says:

    DMX’s performance in Belly > Nas’ performance in Belly

  90. Digital scales Says:

    If I was borned and lived in the jungles of Africa with no church, no bible, no form of brainwash coming up as a youth…would i be denied entrance into the afterlife?
    ^^^^
    Dec. 21st 2012, read up on the Mayan prophecies….crazy shit

    >> http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/

  91. crazy88since88 Says:

    *DAPS Smuckers*

  92. tyrone biggums Says:

    ^^Whaddup Tyronnie…dayum that’s right! U and Billy Z gave working the bird! Okay…then I guess smoking trees is your new job u ole’ smokey da bear azz ninja…LOL!

    U a Lions fan yet, cuz them Jets….well…

    …lmao……i am sort of a temporary lions fan, like i ssaid i always root for them just cause i feel bad for their fans, as for the Jets i’ve written the year off, i just want to see if this young kid can play QB or if we need someone new, next year they will be fine they still got loads of talent on that teeam just too many big holes that will be easily adddressed in the offseason and shit we might as well go for a high draft pick at this point…..

  93. Phuque Says:

    # green eyes Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 2:56 pm

    ^^^Naw no shots..personally myself I have my own relationship with god..I always ask people this…If I was borned and lived in the jungles of Africa with no church, no bible, no form of brainwash coming up as a youth…would i be denied entrance into the afterlife?..god. messiah, hova whoever he is..exists in the heart..you dont need no middleman(church/pastor/etc) to build a relationship with whoever YOU recognize as a higher power than you.

    most forms of religion are bullshit to me anyhow.

    ^ tabernacle, church, mosque, synagogue, tent, hut, etc.

    ^^

    LMAO @ “tent, hut”…

    Most, if not all of this is true…but that doesn’t mean that a person acting as a surrogate or interpreter (pastor, etc.) can’t lead you in the right direction or translate the meanings of biblical scriptures, etc…it’s when they start putting they’re name on God (or whoever’s) teachings for their own entrepreneurial endeavors that things become suspect.

  94. catch22 Says:

    The Pluginator Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    *drives to new Jersey Drive*

    *backs car up to ty’s house*

    *pops trunk*

    *turns MTX 1501D mono amplifier up to maximum capacity*

    *www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cxeD9cEDjA*

    ^^
    lol…circle yo crib nigga

  95. Ron Says:

    Damn, Vivica Fox phone must not work or she ain’t gettin no calls. Ol girl, been fell off big time. She was A-List (black actress) once upon a time. Soon, she will have to audition just to get on a SMACK DVD.

  96. cMac Says:

    Police in De Kalb County, Georgia have arrested one individual and are investigating a series of racial attacks at the Tupac Amaru Shakur Center for the Arts, after vandals tied a noose around the neck of a bronze statue of slain rapper, Tupac Shakur. According to representatives for The Tupac Amaru Shakur Foundation (TASF), the first incident occurred early Saturday morning (October 20) when vandals defaced the building and tied a noose around the neck of the statue of Shakur, which is located in the center’s Peace Garden. A second attack also occurred on the statue of Shakur, when vandals drew crosses and wrote rants about 9-11, Hurricane Katrina and various record labels. The attacks are being investigated as hate crimes by the De Kalb County Sheriff’s Office. “We thank everyone for their prayers and support,” Tupac’s mother Afeni Shakur said. “Although our hearts are temporarily in pain, our spirits have already forgiven the perpetrators.”

  97. lo k Says:

    @feces – I hope so… I’m sure they have it somewhere, but this ain’t Brixton… I hear it’s mad real in the UK with that stuff…

    @billz – just tryna maintain… dealin’ with some political nonsense right now with the school, but I guess that’s part of gettin’ that “real world experience”

  98. Gho$t Ryder Says:

    green eyes Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    Everyone will be allowed entrance in the afterlife. Shit, dats wot death is all about.

    ^ but thats also assuming everyone follows the same belief on life as we are living now being followed by an afterlife.

    ^^^ I get wot ur sayin’, but I was sayin’ Death = Afterlife. If u look at it periodically (no menstrual), den death comes after life. Therefore death is afterlife. N since everybody dies it’s a party we’re all invited to. No Proof of Faith needed

  99. catch22 Says:

    Ron Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    Damn, Vivica Fox phone must not work or she ain’t gettin no calls. Ol girl, been fell off big time. She was A-List (black actress) once upon a time. Soon, she will have to audition just to get on a SMACK DVD.

    ^^

    nobody wants fif’s sloppy seconds

  100. Phuque Says:

    # Da PartyStarter Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    Greenie? CMac? DBillz?
    Could one of you tell the advantage of FoxFire/Moxilla as opposed ot explorer? I was gonna download it tonight when I got home.

    Thanks

    ^^^

    Firefox: Cadillac of browsers – lots of features, but most aren’t really necessities…

    Auto-Spellcheck, less popup scripts, tons of addons, etc…

  101. crazy88since88 Says:

    lo k Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    @crazy – oh, btw, I stayed on the fast all month…

    ^^^
    Oh Word, Allahu Akbar.
    …Shout out the brother, LandLORD too. Asalam Alakum.

    (googles khia pics, spits up on loafers)

  102. State of Grace Says:

    but thats also assuming everyone follows the same belief on life as we are living now being followed by an afterlife.

    ^^Yep, and I’m doubting that any of them have information on that subject that’s beyond my own comprehension. Heaven and Hell are two ridiculous concepts that need to be done away with.

  103. D. Billz Says:

    LF: The table scene in the new Tyler Perry joint is some of the funniest shit I’ve seen this year.

    table scene > rest of the movie

  104. Big Homie Says:

    A New Orleans jeweler has sued Lil’ Wayne claiming the rapper owes him $146K.

    According to the Miami-Herald, jeweler Jack Sutton says Wayne purchased a $32,000 necklace and a $138,000 diamond ring from him on October 6, 2006 and to date Wayne has paid only $24,000.

    Sutton said the deal was made over the phone and Wayne agreed to make monthly payments. Sutton reports receiving a check for $24,000 on October 12. He received another check for $24,000 on January 18, however when he tried to deposit it he says there was a stop payment on the check.

  105. green eyes Says:

    Most, if not all of this is true…but that doesn’t mean that a person acting as a surrogate or interpreter (pastor, etc.) can’t lead you in the right direction or translate the meanings of biblical scriptures, etc…it’s when they start putting they’re name on God (or whoever’s) teachings for their own entrepreneurial endeavors that things become suspect.

    ^ exactly

  106. Phuque Says:

    # D. Billz Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    LF: The table scene in the new Tyler Perry joint is some of the funniest shit I’ve seen this year.

    table scene > rest of the movie

    ^^^

    That shit was hilarity

  107. Jamz Says:

    tyrone biggums Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    ^^Whaddup Tyronnie…dayum that’s right! U and Billy Z gave working the bird! Okay…then I guess smoking trees is your new job u ole’ smokey da bear azz ninja…LOL!

    U a Lions fan yet, cuz them Jets….well…

    …lmao……i am sort of a temporary lions fan, like i ssaid i always root for them just cause i feel bad for their fans, as for the Jets i’ve written the year off, i just want to see if this young kid can play QB or if we need someone new, next year they will be fine they still got loads of talent on that teeam just too many big holes that will be easily adddressed in the offseason and shit we might as well go for a high draft pick at this point…..

    ^^Dayum Ty, I forgot how you be sayin’ “fuck a period” and write these long azz paragraphs and pretend like it’s just one sentence…LOL! Seriously though, I agree with you about the Jets. They’ll be back next year. The Giants aren’t doing too bad, so can easily get you a new fitted to sport…

  108. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ Billz and Meen, if y’all here….

    Fri, 11/09/07
    08:00 PM New Jack Swing Tour – Guy – Toni Tone Tony – KC & Jojo – Bobby Brown Show Place Arena
    Upper Marlboro, MD Find Tickets

    Fri, 11/09/07
    09:00 PM Jay Z Album Release Party – VIP Love
    Washington, DC More Info
    currently not on sale

    Fri, 11/09/07
    09:00 PM Jay Z Album Release Party – VIP Love
    Washington, DC More Info
    currently not on sale

    Sat, 11/17/07
    08:00 PM Hip Hop Live! with Ghostface Killah & Rakim Sonar
    Baltimore, MD Find Tickets

    Sat, 12/01/07
    09:00 PM Little Brother Black Cat
    Washington, DC Find Tickets

  109. Gho$t Ryder Says:

    @ green eyes

    Actually lady, I read ur statement again n agree with u. As to “what” an afterlife is, is something none of us know

  110. el feces loco Says:

    Most, if not all of this is true…but that doesn’t mean that a person acting as a surrogate or interpreter (pastor, etc.) can’t lead you in the right direction or translate the meanings of biblical scriptures, etc…it’s when they start putting they’re name on God (or whoever’s) teachings for their own entrepreneurial endeavors that things become suspect.

    ^^cO SIGN BUT SOME OF MY PEOPLE ACTUALLY WORSHIP THE PASTOR AND NOT THE FACT THAT HE IS JUST MIDDLEMANNING(naw)..the dude is reading the same words from the BIBLE and then givin you HIS interpretation of those words..but he expresses it as if it was FACT.

    most church goin people when they invite you to church..its not so much to hear the words of GOd..but more so to hear thewords of teh pastor..which is cool i guess..but I dont need to put on a suit and enter a buildin with a cross on the top to talk to god…I can talk to homie in my boxers

  111. tyrone biggums Says:

    The Pluginator Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    *drives to new Jersey Drive*

    *backs car up to ty’s house*

    *pops trunk*

    *turns MTX 1501D mono amplifier up to maximum capacity*

    *www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cxeD9cEDjA*

    * starts tossing grenades at plug’s trunk *

    * turn that trash off *

  112. Da PartyStarter Says:

    ^^^Naw no shots..personally myself I have my own relationship with god..I always ask people this…If I was borned and lived in the jungles of Africa with no church, no bible, no form of brainwash coming up as a youth…would i be denied entrance into the afterlife?..god. messiah, hova whoever he is..exists in the heart..you dont need no middleman(church/pastor/etc) to build a relationship with whoever YOU recognize as a higher power than you.

    most forms of religion are bullshit to me anyhow.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    CHUUUUUUCH!!!!!!!!!!

  113. State of Grace Says:

    Dec. 21st 2012, read up on the Mayan prophecies….crazy shit

    ^^The end doesn’t have to mean death. It could just be the end of this bullshit false existence, the end of things like the idea that we’re not all one consciousness, the idea that money and the economy are real, etc.

  114. The Pluginator Says:

    LF: The table scene in the new Tyler Perry joint is some of the funniest shit I’ve seen this year.

    table scene > rest of the movie
    —–
    this bopper took me to see that for sweetest day. chick was from the dirty dirty and never really heard of sweetest day. I told her thats when the women takes the man out for a change. she said cool.

    To my surprise the moviie waws pretty good… Well… either the movie was good or the adult beverages i was drinkin was good.

  115. Big Homie Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pySvhoHOrsU

    Shorty got back for daaays

    Con: Are the tix for the concert in Bmore on sale yet?

  116. tyrone biggums Says:

    ^^Dayum Ty, I forgot how you be sayin’ “fuck a period” and write these long azz paragraphs and pretend like it’s just one sentence…LOL!

    …..thats me….ty big’s aka mr. fuck yo comma’s ninja…..

  117. iceberg slim Says:

    damn earl simmons, i thought after ur first two albums u were going to be a legend

  118. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Gho$t Ryder Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    @ green eyes

    Actually lady, I read ur statement again n agree with u. As to “what” an afterlife is, is something none of us know

    ****How you know what I know, nigga? I used to be rated X but I flexed, and beat down the devil with a shovel so he dropped me a level….ain’t that ill?

  119. Gho$t Ryder Says:

    catch22 Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 3:06 pm

    ^^
    nobody wants fif’s sloppy seconds

    ^^^^
    even reading it sounds foul (no chicken)

  120. D. Billz Says:

    LF: I just realized that the majority of us here have above average intelligence (intellectuals) and would be considered the “deviants” of society if these same arguements were said on a public platform. Real knowledge is underground…

  121. Jamz Says:

    The Pluginator Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
    LF: The table scene in the new Tyler Perry joint is some of the funniest shit I’ve seen this year.

    table scene > rest of the movie
    —–
    this bopper took me to see that for sweetest day. chick was from the dirty dirty and never really heard of sweetest day. I told her thats when the women takes the man out for a change. she said cool.

    To my surprise the moviie waws pretty good… Well… either the movie was good or the adult beverages i was drinkin was good.

    ^^Plug…stop lyin’ to them biddies man…LOL! U right though, I thought that Tyler joint was pretty good overall! Jill and Janet did their thing too, but Janet looking ole’ ass hell though…. I’d still…

  122. catch22 Says:

    LF: alicia keys has been looking extra good lately

    realtalkny.rawkus.com/2007/10/topic/artists/alicia-keys/preview-alicia-keys-like-youll-never-see-me-again/

  123. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    iceberg slim Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
    damn earl simmons, i thought after ur first two albums u were going to be a legend

    ***Then came “party up”

    @ BH – ionno, I was just looking on Ticketmaster to see if any decent shit was brewing this fall…my babysitter’s gonna get rich this next month, between Stevie Wonder, Alicia Keys and Dane Cook coming to town…

  124. The Pluginator Says:

    Dec. 21st 2012, read up on the Mayan prophecies….crazy shit
    —–
    had yall been up on ya canibus yall woulda been knew about this for years now

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAYRmpJkGhk

  125. Phuque Says:

    Ty Biggs:

    >>>fuck yo comma’s ninja…..

    ^^^

    *FLOOR*

    *Googles “Fuck Yo Comma” lyrics*

  126. green eyes Says:

    iceberg slim. whats good? long time no see. you still in school or are you officially slanging drugs now?

  127. Phuque Says:

    # Phuque Says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    CHIEF THUG NIGGA and the SLAPAHOE CLICK presents: THE NR CHRONICLES Vol 2 Tracklisting:

    1. Intro – Montel Fishburne Speaks
    2. Fuckery – Eskay feat. YN
    3. Life’s a Bitch (And Then You Cry) – Reymundo Segundo feat. pockets
    4. Ike, Ike, Bay-Bay – Greenie
    5. I Need A Bathwater Trick – Mac Brown feat. Lil Jon
    6. Holiday Inn (Interlude) – New York & Hootie
    7. iCandy – iFux feat Plug
    8. Swine Recognize Swine – LandLORD feat. Lonnie Lynn
    9. Starbucks Snow Bunnies – Phuque AKA CHIEF THUG NIGGA
    10. Tin Foil Hat – D. Billz, 456, Cold, LandLORD, KRS 1 (Produced by DJ Premiere)
    11. The Rappa – LL (not the rappa) feat. Big Pooh
    12. Stan pt. 2 – Two-Times feat. Amy Winehouse
    13. No Punctuation (Fuck Yo Comma) – Ty Biggs AKA UNCLE KILLA THUG feat. Twista
    14. Sunshine and Candycanes – X-Facta feat. Bow Wow, Chris Brown
    15. Me > You – Phuque feat. Mick Swagger
    16. This Is Why We’re Hot – NR Reg Crew feat. Wu Tang Clan (produced by Scott Storch/Timbaland/Rodney Jerkins)
    17. It’s Never Gonna Happen Guys, OK? – Joe Budden feat, Ty Biggs, D. Billz, Reymundo Segundo
    18. Outro – Willy Swagger’s Freaky Tales

  128. landLORD Says:

    … who needs organized religion anyway ? … it’s increasingly obvious that the Sun is our God whether we acknowledge it intellectually, spiritually or otherwise …

  129. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    catch22 Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
    LF: alicia keys has been looking extra good lately

    realtalkny.rawkus.com/2007/10/topic/artists/alicia-keys/preview-alicia-keys-like-youll-never-see-me-again/

    ***Edit: Alicia Keys has always been fine as f*ck, but somehow she just manages to keep getting better with time

  130. cMac Says:

    Firefox: Cadillac of browsers – lots of features, but most aren’t really necessities…

    Auto-Spellcheck, less popup scripts, tons of addons, etc…
    ______

    I agree!

    and the other nice thing about it is that if you close it or your computer crashed or whatever, you can “restore session” and go back to EXACTLY where you left off. Even if you had 10 windows open

  131. Phuque Says:

    # Phuque Says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    # landLORD Says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 2:29 pm

    … “Fuck Yo Comma” … smh & lol …

    ^^

    Hook:

    Ty: Nigga FUCK YO COMMMMMA

    Twista: Idontneedaperiod/myniggaisyouserious/imhighandimfeeliniiiiitt….

    Ty: Nigga FUCK YO COMMMMMA

    Twista: ifuckwitrunonsentences/sothebitchesgetwiththis/iskippydippydippydiiippp

  132. tyrone biggums Says:

    Phuque Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
    Ty Biggs:

    >>>fuck yo comma’s ninja…..

    ^^^

    *FLOOR*

    *Googles “Fuck Yo Comma” lyrics*

    …..yo real talk …..i actually started writing the verse for that shit a month or so ago, of corse i was dumb high when i was doing it and I have no clue whatsoever where i put it……

  133. Phuque Says:

    lmao…

  134. iceberg slim Says:

    green eyes Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
    iceberg slim. whats good? long time no see. you still in school or are you officially slanging drugs now?

    ^^^^

    im n my last year now mah…next year ill slang more drugs than any dope boy in america…greenie what u think about the samples from hov album so far?

  135. State of Grace Says:

    Dane Cook coming to town…

    ^^Unless you’re going to slit his throat, you should be ashamed of yourself.

  136. el feces loco Says:

    BRB…two niggas was just beefin outside my office..One of them left and told the other one “dont go nowhere”..so you know what that means…dont worry I got the video camera..I got yall

  137. cMac Says:

    Alicia Keys is doing one of those “Soul Sessions” here in Atlanta on November 6th, 2 days before my birthday. My mission, should I choose to accept… Is to make it to the show.

    however, they’re not selling tickets. It’s one of those “you gotta win it” type deals

  138. The Pluginator Says:

    LF: I just realized that the majority of us here have above average intelligence
    —–
    I used to take IQ test back in college in this class and a couple of them actually said I was an entry level genius. I never figured out how to tap into my extra brain cavity though

  139. landLORD Says:

    … King James (England) = Father of Lies …

  140. tyrone biggums Says:

    landLORD Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
    … who needs organized religion anyway ? … it’s increasingly obvious that the Sun is our God whether we acknowledge it intellectually, spiritually or otherwise …

    …..exactamundo (c) 3 stacks…….

    D. Billz Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
    LF: I just realized that the majority of us here have above average intelligence (intellectuals) and would be considered the “deviants” of society if these same arguements were said on a public platform. Real knowledge is underground…

    ….of course the like minded are usually similarly drawn to the same spots…

  141. cOLD Says:

    who needs organized religion anyway ? … it’s increasingly obvious that the Sun is our God whether we acknowledge it intellectually, spiritually or otherwise

    ^cosign

  142. catch22 Says:

    State of Grace Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
    Dane Cook coming to town…

    ^^Unless you’re going to slit his throat, you should be ashamed of yourself.

    ^^

    dude is funny live. and if you like snowbunnys, the audience is crawling with them.

  143. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    landLORD Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
    … who needs organized religion anyway ? … it’s increasingly obvious that the Sun is our God whether we acknowledge it intellectually, spiritually or otherwise …

    ***interesting…for real for real, I hope there is a higher power, and I would love to commit to something as profound as a religious belief, but life and logic had a way of planting the seeds of doubt in my mind…I can’t be part of something I’m not supposed to question….point blank…

  144. cMac Says:

    Gho$t Ryder Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
    catch22 Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 3:06 pm

    ^^
    nobody wants fif’s sloppy seconds

    ^^^^
    even reading it sounds foul (no chicken)
    ______–

    The more you talkin the more you urkin us…(c) Jay-Z

    ……….the more you gon need memorial services

  145. cMac Says:

    Gho$t Ryder Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
    catch22 Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 3:06 pm

    ^^
    nobody wants fif’s sloppy seconds

    ^^^^
    even reading it sounds foul (no chicken)
    ______–

    The more you talkin the more you urkin us…(c) Jay-Z

    ……….the more you gon need memorial services

  146. Big Homie Says:

    Yea Alicia Keys will be here Nov 8th. Cant wait for that

  147. Phuque Says:

    still lmao @ “iskippydippydippydiiippp”….lol…smh…

  148. tyrone biggums Says:

    State of Grace Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
    Dane Cook coming to town…

    ^^Unless you’re going to slit his throat, you should be ashamed of yourself.

    ……co-sigggity…and if i didn’t hate him before those damn there’s only 1 october playoof commercials i’d damn sure want him dead after that

  149. cOLD Says:

    ^yall bout to enter the matrix, whats up Ike

  150. D. Billz Says:

    iCon… Good lookin’ on the show dates chief. I just realized that the B’more show for Hov might be a bird/thug haven so I’ll have to reconsider. But then again, none of the younger is into Hovito so I should be iight. That New Jack Swing show might require me to work on my Runnin’ Man. Lol

  151. cMac Says:

    Big Homie…where is that?

  152. crazy88since88 Says:

    landLORD Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
    … King James (England) = Father of Lies …

    ^^^
    king james = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsoP6bjADic

  153. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    cMac Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
    Alicia Keys is doing one of those “Soul Sessions” here in Atlanta on November 6th, 2 days before my birthday. My mission, should I choose to accept… Is to make it to the show.

    however, they’re not selling tickets. It’s one of those “you gotta win it” type deals

    ***She’s gonna be here on the 8th…got a nigga inappropriately daydreaming every time the radio says “spend the evening with Alicia Keys”, lol…too bad she’s performing at a club…if it gets too hot, fuck it, I’mma take my shoes off (?)

  154. tyrone biggums Says:

    The Pluginator Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
    LF: I just realized that the majority of us here have above average intelligence
    —–
    I used to take IQ test back in college in this class and a couple of them actually said I was an entry level genius. I never figured out how to tap into my extra brain cavity though

    …..you must of taken one of the tests right after a 3 week only listening to canibus binge, unfortunitly for you everytime you bump that master P/ no limit/juve trash you bump your IQ down 50 points…..you might of been able to cure all the ills of society probably would of been a damn rocket scientist if master P and all that bass didn’t rot your brain…..

  155. State of Grace Says:

    dude is funny live.

    ^^If you’ve never, ever seen stand-up comedy before. It’s an artform, and Dane Cook is like a monkey smearing his own shit on a canvas.

    and if you like snowbunnys, the audience is crawling with them.

    ^^If you’re going to pay money to get girls, just get a whore.

  156. catch22 Says:

    …if it gets too hot, fuck it, I’mma take my shoes off (?)

    ^^
    do you lose for almost quoting “a bay bay”
    or do i for knowing where that is from?

  157. D. Billz Says:

    LandLORD… What up ahk? Right on time.

  158. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    That New Jack Swing show might require me to work on my Runnin’ Man. Lol

    ***I was thinking about going to that one, too, but the tix are expensive ($75 each), plus the venue has folding chairs for seating (true story— the Showplace is walking distance from my crib)…I would recommend you check it out, though, if for nothing more than the comic stylings of KC and JoJo…take my word on that one, fam, lol…

  159. cMac Says:

    landLORD Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
    … who needs organized religion anyway ? … it’s increasingly obvious that the Sun is our God whether we acknowledge it intellectually, spiritually or otherwise …
    ____________________

    Bullshit from the Sky

    But folks, I have to tell you, in the bullshit department a businessman can’t hold a candle to a clergyman. Because when it comes to bullshit. Big-time, major-league bullshit. You have to stand in awe — in awe! — of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion. No contest.

    Religion, easily, has the Greatest Bullshit Story Ever Told! Think about it: religion has actually convinced people — many of them adults — that there’s an invisible man who lives in the sky and watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And who has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.

    And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to remain and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry, forever and ever, till the end of time. But he loves you!

    He loves you, and he needs money! He always needs money. He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, but somehow — he just can’t handle money. Religion takes in billions of dollars, pays no taxes, and somehow always needs a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy shit!

  160. Dem Says:

    I can’t be part of something I’m not supposed to question….point blank…

    ^ i find that the most spiritually enlightened people, are constantly questioning their faith and the reasons for it.

    when you’re growing a plant, if you constantly tie it down from youth, it will be larger and stronger in maturity, than if you hadn’t.

  161. Big Homie Says:

    I just realized that the B’more show for Hov might be a bird/thug haven so I’ll have to reconsider.

    ^ Damn and in Bmore at that. I might have to reconsider that as well

  162. Gho$t Ryder Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
    Gho$t Ryder Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    @ green eyes

    Actually lady, I read ur statement again n agree with u. As to “what” an afterlife is, is something none of us know

    ****How you know what I know, nigga? I used to be rated X but I flexed, and beat down the devil with a shovel so he dropped me a level….ain’t that ill?

    ^^^^^^
    Yeh man, dat’s ill/
    So ill, I be needin’ 16 Tylanol pills just to chill/
    Making notes off the knowledge u spilled./
    Keep poppin’ off at da grill/
    N I guarantee ur pastor will make god write his will/
    Dat means Icon’s the deal/
    with him one point ahead with the Devil catching nil/
    Let the words be instilled/
    Whoever can prove to me their God, I shall follow their will/
    No questions to bill/
    Non believers would be stilled, with my chill/
    Just tell me where u are n I’ll come along 4 da kill/
    Fuck using my mind, I’ll bury them using my quill/
    Put stab wounds where their holy scriptures is filled….

    LOL man I’m just fuckin’ about!

  163. Phuque Says:

    Ike:

    >>>I can’t be part of something I’m not supposed to question….point blank…

    ^^^

    True…but you can gain more understanding by questioning your beliefs…as I get older, I constantly question Christianity and the reasons behind the church’s way of operation…

  164. Jamz Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
    That New Jack Swing show might require me to work on my Runnin’ Man. Lol

    ***I was thinking about going to that one, too, but the tix are expensive ($75 each), plus the venue has folding chairs for seating (true story— the Showplace is walking distance from my crib)…I would recommend you check it out, though, if for nothing more than the comic stylings of KC and JoJo…take my word on that one, fam, lol…

    ^^K-Ci & Jo Jo? Them two dudes still performing on the road?

  165. State of Grace Says:

    Good call with the George Carlin cMac

  166. Babydoll Says:

    cMac Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
    landLORD Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
    … who needs organized religion anyway ? … it’s increasingly obvious that the Sun is our God whether we acknowledge it intellectually, spiritually or otherwise …
    ____________________

    Bullshit from the Sky

    But folks, I have to tell you, in the bullshit department a businessman can’t hold a candle to a clergyman. Because when it comes to bullshit. Big-time, major-league bullshit. You have to stand in awe — in awe! — of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion. No contest.

    Religion, easily, has the Greatest Bullshit Story Ever Told! Think about it: religion has actually convinced people — many of them adults — that there’s an invisible man who lives in the sky and watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And who has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.

    And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to remain and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry, forever and ever, till the end of time. But he loves you!

    He loves you, and he needs money! He always needs money. He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, but somehow — he just can’t handle money. Religion takes in billions of dollars, pays no taxes, and somehow always needs a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy shit!

    ^Is that going to be your next post at your place cMac?

  167. Phuque Says:

    # Dem Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 3:27 pm

    I can’t be part of something I’m not supposed to question….point blank…

    ^ i find that the most spiritually enlightened people, are constantly questioning their faith and the reasons for it.

    when you’re growing a plant, if you constantly tie it down from youth, it will be larger and stronger in maturity, than if you hadn’t.

    ^^^

    Basically what he said.

  168. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^^If you’re going to pay money to get girls, just get a whore.

    ***That’s pretty dumb, SAG….you pay money to get girls anyway, whether directly or indirectly—we all do…whether that payment comes in the form of club admission, getting nails done, tricking at the mall, or making a mortgage payment…”If dudes could fuck women in a box, we’d never buy houses” (c) Dave Chappelle…at least, at a comedy show, you’re only really paying for your own amusement….the females are a collateral benefit….and believe me, any live show or event in DC brings out some dymes…

  169. catch22 Says:

    @ state of grace.
    theres a scene in finding forrester when sean connery is reading the wall street journal (i think) and afterwards picks up the enquirer. he says that the journal is the main course and the tabloids are for desert.

    i know dane cook is not the best comic in the world. but his humor is like the analogy in the movie. i know its not good but i kind of like it anyway. that doesnt stop me from liking more skilled comics.

  170. crazy88since88 Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnfBcb2kusc&NR=1

  171. Big Homie Says:

    I did not know about the New Jack Swing Tour until just now. I am definitely going to that now. They got tix for 50 and 40 too

  172. cMac Says:

    LEPR
    Law Ethics Politics and Religion

    I try not to discuss these four things, because these are the battles that will never be won. Now, with that in an eggshell.

    How the fuck do I get to see Alicia Keys for my birthday?
    November 8th!

  173. D. Billz Says:

    tyrone biggums Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
    State of Grace Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
    Dane Cook coming to town…

    ^^Unless you’re going to slit his throat, you should be ashamed of yourself.

    ……co-sigggity…and if i didn’t hate him before those damn there’s only 1 october playoof commercials i’d damn sure want him dead after that

    ^What happened Ty? I thought your Dane standom was equal with mine ever since Vicious Circle?

  174. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^^K-Ci & Jo Jo? Them two dudes still performing on the road?

    ***Yep…I saw them recently when they opened for New Edition (talk about dimepieces in the audience, but I digress, lol)….shit was like “Crackheads Gone Wild: the Musical”

  175. Phuque Says:

    You can easily determine a person’s level of logic by simply conversing about religion.

  176. Jamz Says:

    Truth be told, some folks need someone to tell them what to do when it comes to religion. Without that type of spiritual guidance many would become lost even more than they are already…

    I’ve never understood why many of the black preachers have to take those long and hard breaths of air between every 3 or for words during their sermon? As a young child that struck me as very odd…

  177. cMac Says:

    babydoll….

    It might just be, but imma post the full version of it if I do.

  178. landLORD Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
    LandLORD… What up ahk? Right on time.

    ———————

    … word … whaddup Brother Mayor ….

  179. landLORD Says:

    *daps DBillz*

  180. catch22 Says:

    *daydreams about alicia keyes*

    *sings “camay” – just another helpless fool in love is what i am…*

  181. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    State of Grace Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
    dude is funny live.

    ^^If you’ve never, ever seen stand-up comedy before. It’s an artform, and Dane Cook is like a monkey smearing his own shit on a canvas.

    ***His humor is somewhat derivative, but fuck it, I liked his HBO special, and I’m looking forward to the concert…this is my first time ever paying to see a white comic, btw, so it should be interesting…

  182. Gho$t Ryder Says:

    Phuque Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    You can easily determine a person’s level of logic by simply conversing about religion.

    ^^^^^^
    CCCCCHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

  183. Dem Says:

    I’ve never understood why many of the black preachers have to take those long and hard breaths of air between every 3 or for words during their sermon?

    ^ No biz like show biz.

  184. G7 Says:

    damn…pac’s statue can’t even stand in peace. dark days ahead fa’sho.

  185. D. Billz Says:

    and believe me, any live show or event in DC brings out some dymes…

    ^Hell to-the-muthafuckin’ yeah (c) Patrice O’Neal’s show at the Improv

    Yo, that lightskin heffa in that dress. GEE-MO-NETTIE!

  186. crazy88since88 Says:

    Phuque Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    You can easily determine a person’s level of logic by simply conversing about religion.

    ^^^
    negative. religion is the biggest smoke screen on this planet. smoke and mirrors. go above the clouds. (c: gifted unlimited rhymes universal)

  187. Babydoll Says:

    cMac Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
    babydoll….

    It might just be, but imma post the full version of it if I do.

    ^yeah, do that!

  188. State of Grace Says:

    you pay money to get girls anyway, whether directly or indirectly—we all do…

    ^^It’s true. What I meant to say was, if you’re giving money to Dane Cook to get girls, just get a whore.

    @catch22 – Never seen that movie, but I like analogy. It doesn’t apply to Dane Cook though, since he’s a talentless, joke-stealing, gimmicky hack with no sense of timing, delivery, or understanding about how to craft a joke. I’ll support Al Qaeda before Dane Cook.

  189. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Yo, that lightskin heffa in that dress. GEE-MO-NETTIE!

    **I told you, I was sitting right next to her..trying to sneak peeks when wifey wasn’t looking, because fuck what you heard, that woulda woulda been a long ass train ride home, lol….

  190. cMac Says:

    Every Sunday dressing up catching gossip at its worst
    Couldn’t see the difference in the Baptist and the Catholic Church
    Caught up in the rapture of the first chapter and second verse
    If we all God’s children then what’s the word of the reverend worth
    Taught early that faith is blind like justice when you facing time
    If we all made in God’s image then that means his face is mine
    Wait or it’s that blasphemy it’s logical it has to be
    If I don’t look like my father then the way I live is bastardly
    Naturally that’s confusion to a young’n trying to follow Christ
    Taught that if you don’t know Jesus then you lead a hollow life
    Never question the fact that Jesus was Jewish not a Christian
    Or that Christianity was law according to politicians
    Who was King James?
    And why did he think it was so vital to remove chapters and make his own
    version of the Bible
    They say Hell is underground and Heaven is in the sky
    And they say that’s where you go when you die but how they know

  191. Jamz Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
    ^^K-Ci & Jo Jo? Them two dudes still performing on the road?

    ***Yep…I saw them recently when they opened for New Edition (talk about dimepieces in the audience, but I digress, lol)….shit was like “Crackheads Gone Wild: the Musical”

    ^^They ashy crackheads too! That last time I saw some photos of them katz on stage at a live show, K-Ci’s elbows and shoulder blades were dayum near white! I know they got vaseline where they live too….
    When a blackman lets his elbows, knees, ankles and shoulder blades get ashy, he basically just doesn’t give a phuck…

  192. Phuque Says:

    # crazy88since88 Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 3:36 pm

    Phuque Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    You can easily determine a person’s level of logic by simply conversing about religion.

    ^^^
    negative. religion is the biggest smoke screen on this planet. smoke and mirrors. go above the clouds. (c: gifted unlimited rhymes universal)

    ^^

    You just proved my point for me. You either believe in what you see, or what you don’t…rarely is there a case of both.

  193. landLORD Says:

    … the Black Baptist movenment has been exposed as fraudulent for years now … most congregations are now filled with narrow-minded women, elderly brainwashed blacks, and homos and sexual predators … (c) random church choir, whose director is most likely gay … the concept of the Trinity has been worse for our people than crack cocaine …

  194. catch22 Says:

    G7 Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    damn…pac’s statue can’t even stand in peace. dark days ahead fa’sho.
    ^^

    yeah what they did was fucked up. racist and ignorant, but not wrong because it was a statue of pac. they could have left out the racist vandalism and fucked up the statue and i wouldnt give a shit

  195. cMac Says:

    I’ve been to many churches I’ve quoted many verses
    I’ve dealt with my base self I controlled my many urges
    I used to study my lessons
    It was a blessing not a curse
    I learned that Heaven and Hell exist right here on Earth, word
    Studied with Rastafarians and learned from the dreads that Hell is called
    Babylon
    And that’s where them crazy boarheads dwell
    They got us thinking that Muslims like to make bombs

    But real Muslims believe in paradise and the resist the Shaitan
    So it all sound the same to me
    That’s why when they say one is right and the other is wrong it just sound
    like game to me
    It’s like God skipped past the church and came to me
    No that ain’t vein to me
    It’s just a particular way that I came to see
    The difference between those who claim to be
    Religious and those that say they spiritual
    And recognizing that life is full of miracles
    You could see my glow in a rhyme
    The poem divine ’cause it coincide with a grow in the time that those who
    looking for God knowin’ to go inside

  196. Gho$t Ryder Says:

    G7 Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    damn…pac’s statue can’t even stand in peace. dark days ahead fa’sho.

    ^^^^^^^
    I would love to cut the eyelids off da fucker who did that n lock him in a room with a psychadelic picture of Pac on every wall n make him listen to ‘Young Black Male’ on repeat

  197. Phuque Says:

    # landLORD Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 3:39 pm

    … the Black Baptist movenment has been exposed as fraudulent for years now … most congregations are now filled with narrow-minded women, elderly brainwashed blacks, and homos and sexual predators … (c) random church choir, whose director is most likely gay … the concept of the Trinity has been worse for our people than crack cocaine …

    ^^^

    There are holes (and whores) in every religion…before we are Christian or Muslim, we are human. Our religion does not define our character as much as our primitive nature does.

    IMO of course.

  198. Big Homie Says:

    I remember for Vday I took shorty to the Whipsers, O’Jays and Jeffery Osbourne show. All the dimes in D.C. were up in there. I was breaking my neck non-stop

  199. crazy88since88 Says:

    Phuque Says:

    ^^^
    negative. religion is the biggest smoke screen on this planet. smoke and mirrors. go above the clouds. (c: gifted unlimited rhymes universal)

    ^^

    You just proved my point for me. You either believe in what you see, or what you don’t…rarely is there a case of both.

    ^^^
    …i cant b’leave its Oct.24th and like 73 outside.

  200. cMac Says:

    Yo, living in mass confusion
    Looking for absolution
    The gas seducing and psychopath produce the last solution
    Based on his interpretation of what the words were saying
    Trying to get to God but ended up doing the work of Satin
    Religion create the vision
    Make the Muslim hate the Christian
    Make the Christian hate the Jew
    Make the rules of faith
    That you condition to and to you gotta follow
    And God forbid you go to Hell
    But if you ever walked through any ghetto then you know it well
    We in the third eye of the storm

    The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want
    Just because the lord is my shepherd don’t mean I gotta be no sheep

    You feel me?
    More blood is spilled over religion than anything in world history
    We saying the same thing

  201. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    When a blackman lets his elbows, knees, ankles and shoulder blades get ashy, he basically just doesn’t give a phuck

    ***LOL…KC had on tight ass Sunday school slacks and a baggy wifebeater, at the NE show…dude reminds me of that cousin that everybody has, who has basically fucked up their lives and is constantly in and out of the bing, but gets “saved” like every other year and still can’t get it right….

  202. young global Says:

    lmao… u a fool eskay….. lol- I closed my browser

  203. State of Grace Says:

    this is my first time ever paying to see a white comic, btw, so it should be interesting…

    ^^That’s like a white kid saying “this is my first time ever paying to see a rapper, I can’t wait to see MIMS!” Or Bow Wow, or Tony Yayo, you get the idea.

  204. Phuque Says:

    lol @ Crazy88

  205. D. Billz Says:

    They say Dane has white frat boy humor. But honestly, during my Towson University experience, white frat boys are some of the most intentionally and unintentionally amusing muhfuckas (c) Jeff and Boonie (the 9/11 semester)… one from Long Island, the other from the BX, respectively. Wiggerdom at its finest.

  206. crazy88since88 Says:

    landLORD Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
    … the Black Baptist movenment has been exposed as fraudulent for years now … most congregations are now filled with narrow-minded women, elderly brainwashed blacks, and homos and sexual predators … (c) random church choir, whose director is most likely gay … the concept of the Trinity has been worse for our people than crack cocaine …

    ^^^
    yup.
    (88 pulls out star of david, does yiddish beatbox)

  207. Phuque Says:

    Wiggerdom

    ^^

    LOL

  208. catch22 Says:

    There are holes (and whores) in every religion…before we are Christian or Muslim, we are human. Our religion does not define our character as much as our primitive nature does

    ^^

    true and just becasue the church is flawed (ie man) that does not mean God is.

  209. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    landLORD Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
    … the Black Baptist movenment has been exposed as fraudulent for years now … most congregations are now filled with narrow-minded women, elderly brainwashed blacks, and homos and sexual predators … (c) random church choir, whose director is most likely gay … the concept of the Trinity has been worse for our people than crack cocaine …

    ***I’m starting to feel that way about religion, period…actually, I’ve been heading that way for a minute now…i just don’t wanna be branded an athiest or some shit, because that label somehow sounds really evil, lol..

  210. D. Billz Says:

    landLORD Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
    … the Black Baptist movenment has been exposed as fraudulent for years now … most congregations are now filled with narrow-minded women, elderly brainwashed blacks, and homos and sexual predators … (c) random church choir, whose director is most likely gay … the concept of the Trinity has been worse for our people than crack cocaine …

    ^ Masjid.

    Of course when it’s a good convo, I got shit to do (midterm). Catch yall on the flip…

  211. SeeAmi? Says:

    baptist > southern baptist

  212. cMac Says:

    i hope all 3 verses of that didn’t go over ya’ll heads

  213. crazy88since88 Says:

    Phuque Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
    lol @ Crazy88

    ^^^
    thats real shit… its Hot outside for October. im shook to buy a damn SUV right now. damn GMC dealer wanted to give me a new Tahoe for $2.00, BRAND NEW… i couint do it…lol.

  214. Phuque Says:

    pz Billz

  215. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    State of Grace Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
    this is my first time ever paying to see a white comic, btw, so it should be interesting…

    ^^That’s like a white kid saying “this is my first time ever paying to see a rapper, I can’t wait to see MIMS!” Or Bow Wow, or Tony Yayo, you get the idea.

    ***Nah,not really…I think that dude is actually a decent comic, and a lot of his material is relative to me, even if it was originally Louis CK’s, lol…sheesh, you make it sound like I got tickets to Carrottop or Gallagher, or some shit…

  216. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    later, Billz

  217. G7 Says:

    http://www.tinyurl.com/ytc49z

    Royce over Blue Magic. Had the nerve to clown Mistah Fab on this. smh. Otherwise its on point….no nr poster.

  218. catch22 Says:

    dane cook is ok live. lowbrow humor but he’s still amusing.
    but i lost for shorty making me take her to see the movie good luck chuck.

    i think he can be funny, but nobody should be subjected to that waste of film

  219. Phuque Says:

    Crazy:

    >>damn GMC dealer wanted to give me a new Tahoe for $2.00,

    ^^^

    *ghostrides the Eco-friendly vehicle*

    *gets 37841384721 miles a gallon (highway)*

  220. catch22 Says:

    royce 5’9 > mistah fab

  221. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    I remember for Vday I took shorty to the Whipsers, O’Jays and Jeffery Osbourne show.

    ***You ol’ WHUR, continuous music coolou, quiet storm ass nicka, lol

  222. Phuque Says:

    somewhere in NC, a man named Montel Fishburne is writing a paragraph and about….to hit….submit…

  223. Belize Says:

    *farts in rooom*

    *throws key outside*

    *locks door*

  224. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    i think he can be funny, but nobody should be subjected to that waste of film

    ***Damn, even with Jessica Alba in her drawls, huh? That has to be the worst flick of all time, then, lol..

  225. crazy88since88 Says:

    Phuque Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
    Crazy:

    >>damn GMC dealer wanted to give me a new Tahoe for $2.00,

    ^^^

    *ghostrides the Eco-friendly vehicle*

    *gets 37841384721 miles a gallon (highway)*

    ^^^
    im gonna get a DogSled with 24inch Giovannas on the shit & 8 Cane Corsos. get 1 of those bicycle light generators & hook a TV up to it so i can play PS3. chuuurch.

  226. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    royce 5′9 > mistah fab
    ^^^^
    not when it comes to battling

    Royce got murked

  227. Big Homie Says:

    BEFORE I SELF DESTRUCT TRACKLISTING – REAL THING!!
    1. The Police Informant
    2. Hey Buck, lick my asshole
    3. I’m a snitch feat. Tony Yayo
    4. Man Up (I Lost to Kanye)
    5. Give me all your flops
    6. The Game (Is better than I will ever be)
    7. The Fakeover
    8. Put it in my Ass (Feat. G-Unit)
    9. Where can I give you head at?
    10. Flop Shit
    11. Triangle Offense (Feat. Olivia, lil’ Kim and Paris Hilton)
    12. My Doggy feat Young Buck
    13. Thank God, it’s The Last Track (produced by Eminem)
    14. The Death (300 Bars was right after all)

    ^ LMAO

  228. catch22 Says:

    *throws key outside*

    *locks door*

    ^^

    *realizes that if the key is outside and the door is locked, we can just unlock the door from the inside*

    *opens for ventilation*

  229. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    69 Boyz (n/h) > 5-9 Royce

    (j/k)

  230. Phuque Says:

    # catch22 Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 3:54 pm

    *throws key outside*

    *locks door*

    ^^

    *realizes that if the key is outside and the door is locked, we can just unlock the door from the inside*

    *opens for ventilation*

    ^^^

    I was gonna say that, but I figured everyone else had walked out already.

  231. State of Grace Says:

    I’m starting to feel that way about religion, period…actually, I’ve been heading that way for a minute now…i just don’t wanna be branded an athiest or some shit, because that label somehow sounds really evil, lol..

    ^^Atheism assumes that you know for sure that there’s no God, just like religious people know for sure that there is one. You can be agnostic since you know that you don’t know. No religious person knows any more than you do, but they put on a good show.

    sheesh, you make it sound like I got tickets to Carrottop or Gallagher, or some shit…

    ^^LMAO @ Gallagher. Well, not literally at him, but at your mention of him. I’m sorry, but I’ve been a huge comedy fan all my life, and Dane Cook’s ascent to me has been like watching a naked Rosie O’Donnell raping my grandma with my grandpa’s bones.

  232. catch22 Says:

    ***Damn, even with Jessica Alba in her drawls, huh? That has to be the worst flick of all time, then, lol..

    ^
    ms. alba bukkid nekkid might not have been enough to save it…. maybe

  233. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Dane Cook’s ascent to me has been like watching a naked Rosie O’Donnell raping my grandma with my grandpa’s bones.

    ***FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

  234. cMac Says:

    black gallagher shot the watermelon

  235. crazy88since88 Says:

    Ol’Church’rat’ass niggas…lol

  236. catch22 Says:

    rosie odonnell wears underwears with dick holes in em

  237. Babydoll Says:

    cMac Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
    black gallagher shot the watermelon

    ^And then his jealous ass brother shot him…SMH

  238. Phuque Says:

    # icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    Dane Cook’s ascent to me has been like watching a naked Rosie O’Donnell raping my grandma with my grandpa’s bones.

    ***FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

    ^^^

    My boss just looked at me weird for laughing so hard.

  239. Phuque Says:

    *kufi-wearin’ cross-bearin’ crickets*

  240. catch22 Says:

    *rosie o’donnell-geriatric sodomy crickets*

  241. crazy88since88 Says:

    Phuque Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
    *kufi-wearin’ cross-bearin’ crickets*

    ^^^
    *collection plate crickets*

  242. we stone Says:

    BRING IT.. WHAAAAAAAAAAAT? we riiiiiiii heeeeeereeee

  243. Phuque Says:

    # catch22 Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 4:05 pm

    *rosie o’donnell-geriatric sodomy crickets*

    *with honors* (c) Men In Black

  244. crazy88since88 Says:

    catch22 Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
    *rosie o’donnell-geriatric sodomy crickets*

    ^^^
    *ol’Dike bitch crickets*

  245. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/46507-rakim-talks-new-album-tour-history-lessons

  246. State of Grace Says:

    LMAO @ all the crickets

  247. catch22 Says:

    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
    http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/46507-rakim-talks-new-album-tour-history-lessons

    ^^
    lyin ass nigga.
    dr. dre aint openin up the studio again for rakim unless he walks to the bronx and brings him the breast milk of a cambodian immigrant

  248. Belize Says:

    *realizing that they figured out his plot*

    DAMN UR SHAOLIN STYLE!!!!

  249. catch22 Says:

    the sky is high the ground is low, but my water technique is hot

  250. crazy88since88 Says:

    catch22 Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
    the sky is high the ground is low, but my water technique is hot

    ^^^
    *wu tang crickets*

  251. cMac Says:

    babydoll

    gimme a pic to post of you on my site lol

  252. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Chicken heads Boriquas gon’ follow where I go
    I ain’t got nothing for them but a dick and a taco(c) Lil’ Wayne

  253. crazy88since88 Says:

    *lame bamma rappa crickets*

  254. tyrone biggums Says:

    D. Billz Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
    tyrone biggums Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
    State of Grace Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
    Dane Cook coming to town…

    ^^Unless you’re going to slit his throat, you should be ashamed of yourself.

    ……co-sigggity…and if i didn’t hate him before those damn there’s only 1 october playoof commercials i’d damn sure want him dead after that

    ^What happened Ty? I thought your Dane standom was equal with mine ever since Vicious Circle?

    …it was….until i found out he stole half of louie c.k.’s material…..and i have just seen waaaay too much of him in corny ass roles/commercials, he played himself out real quick…..but in all honesty the vicious circle stand up is still hilarious i can’t deny that, no matter how much shit i found out he stole or how corny he gets that shit will still always be hi-larious….once a i find out a comedian has stolen jokes any new shit from that guy is worthless cause he is dead to me ( II )

  255. catch22 Says:

    wayne is not the greatest rapper alive because boricuas don’t eat tacos.
    (unless they are pink tacos)

  256. Babydoll Says:

    cMac Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
    babydoll

    gimme a pic to post of you on my site lol

    ^LOL. What would the topic of the post be?

  257. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    wayne is not the greatest rapper alive because boricuas don’t eat tacos.
    (unless they are pink tacos)
    ^^^^
    lol

    I was laughing at how lame that line was when I heard it today, it makes no sense

  258. State of Grace Says:

    LOL from youtube comments on a Gallagher video: “Dane Cook reminds me of Gallagher. His whole bit of taking everyday stuff, which everyone relates to and making it funny.”

    I’m not even linking the video because I don’t hate you guys. People in the audience are shitting their pants at dude jumping up and down on a trampoline.

  259. crazy88since88 Says:

    Babydoll Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
    cMac Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
    babydoll

    gimme a pic to post of you on my site lol

    ^LOL. What would the topic of the post be?

    ^^^
    (muffled voice)
    …brickhouses i hope… (laughs) daps cMac’n…

  260. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    http://www.hiphopdx.com/blogs/AHLOT/2007/10/22/figuring-out-kanye-s-secret-blueprint-to-success.html

  261. cMac Says:

    ummm I honestly don’t know lol

    can’t say it would be pg-15 tho

    but farreal, I can’t think of a topic. And the guys are hungry for women. I have to search my hard drive for something worthy.

  262. landLORD Says:

    *Sunworshipping Crickets*

  263. crazy88since88 Says:

    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
    http://www.hiphopdx.com/blogs/AHLOT/2007/10/22/figuring-out-kanye-s-secret-blueprint-to-success.html

    ^^^
    its called originality.

  264. tyrone biggums Says:

    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
    wayne is not the greatest rapper alive because boricuas don’t eat tacos.
    (unless they are pink tacos)
    ^^^^
    lol

    I was laughing at how lame that line was when I heard it today, it makes no sense

    …the fact that it makes no sense actually makes it make sense, because it’s lil wayne, now if he spit something that actually made sense then it’s time to start scratching your head like wtf, is this ninja actually making sense ?….

    * head explodes *

  265. catch22 Says:

    its called originality.

    ^^

    it’s true. he’s the first openly homo rapper.

    *waits for roc stans to attack*

  266. Babydoll Says:

    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
    http://www.hiphopdx.com/blogs/AHLOT/2007/10/22/figuring-out-kanye-s-secret-blueprint-to-success.html

    ^that’s too much to read and not get a grade for it (c) XFacta @cMac’s place… Can you summarize it?

  267. catch22 Says:

    *kaynes secret crickets*

  268. Babydoll Says:

    cMac Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
    ummm I honestly don’t know lol

    can’t say it would be pg-15 tho

    but farreal, I can’t think of a topic. And the guys are hungry for women. I have to search my hard drive for something worthy.

    ^Well don’t be just trying to use me to feed the wolves! I thought you was talking something official…SMH

  269. catch22 Says:

    *edit: names kanye but most of his plaques still say kayne

  270. landLORD Says:

    Babydoll Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
    http://www.hiphopdx.com/blogs/AHLOT/2007/10/22/figuring-out-kanye-s-secret-blueprint-to-success.html

    ^that’s too much to read and not get a grade for it (c) XFacta @cMac’s place… Can you summarize it?

    —————————

    … Black women dont care about books …

  271. crazy88since88 Says:

    catch22 Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
    *kaynes secret crickets*

    ^^^
    [daps Phuque]
    good lookin homez.
    http://www.tinyurl.com/2ov5b7

  272. landLORD Says:

    Babydoll Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
    http://www.hiphopdx.com/blogs/AHLOT/2007/10/22/figuring-out-kanye-s-secret-blueprint-to-success.html

    ^that’s too much to read and not get a grade for it (c) XFacta @cMac’s place… Can you summarize it?

    ——————-

    … Kanye prolly wrote that letter his damn self …

  273. el feces loco Says:

    I’m back..that dude(one that said Ill be right back) aint even return..had everyone outside looking like we were watchin a tennis match..

    What does babydoll look like? Not that I care(I like her for her brains, wit and charm)…but seriously..who seen her? ..Does she have a high pitched squeaky voice?..Most babydolls do

  274. Babydoll Says:

    landLORD Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
    Babydoll Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
    http://www.hiphopdx.com/blogs/AHLOT/2007/10/22/figuring-out-kanye-s-secret-blueprint-to-success.html

    ^that’s too much to read and not get a grade for it (c) XFacta @cMac’s place… Can you summarize it?

    ——————-

    … Kanye prolly wrote that letter his damn self …

    ^I dare whoever wrote it to post it on Kanye’s blog

  275. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    its called originality.

    ^^

    it’s true. he’s the first openly homo rapper.

    *waits for roc stans to attack*
    ^^^^
    LMAO

  276. landLORD Says:

    … Babydoll is FINE, *el feces* … she looks like a combination of Shar Jackson and Foxy Brown … sweet chocolate complexion …

  277. el feces loco Says:

    Babydoll call me at 718 269 4245..ask my girl for me..she using my phone right now..I wanna hear that voice of yours..and oh yeah block your number when you call…when she sees “NO I.D.” she thinks thats Jayz’s producer hollerin at me about some tracks

  278. catch22 Says:

    ^I dare whoever wrote it to post it on Kanye’s blog

    ^^
    i dare seafoodlover to do it. he’s the most e-gangster out of all of us. he dont give a fuck. he pushes that lindsey lohan over the internet nigga!

  279. crazy88since88 Says:

    landLORD Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    … Babydoll is FINE, *el feces* … she looks like a combination of Shar Jackson and Foxy Brown … sweet chocolate complexion …

    ^^^
    *bingo*

  280. Babydoll Says:

    el feces loco Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    Babydoll call me at 718 269 4245..ask my girl for me..she using my phone right now..I wanna hear that voice of yours..and oh yeah block your number when you call…when she sees “NO I.D.” she thinks thats Jayz’s producer hollerin at me about some tracks

    ^LMAO…yo land, that Shar Jackson/Foxy comparison is a new one for me…

  281. lo k Says:

    @feces – I haven’t seen her, but I would imagine she’s fairly tall if her number is 62…

  282. cMac Says:

    LOL @ FECES

  283. cMac Says:

    i cant remembr\er…i just know shes brown. and not bony

  284. Babydoll Says:

    lo k Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
    @feces – I haven’t seen her, but I would imagine she’s fairly tall if her number is 62…

    ^LOL…good memory. I’m only 5’7 though…

  285. catch22 Says:

    *fecal crickets*

  286. el feces loco Says:

    # landLORD Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    … Babydoll is FINE, *el feces* … she looks like a combination of Shar Jackson and Foxy Brown … sweet chocolate complexion …

    ^^^this coming from the guy that wants to inject Macy Grays bathwater into his veins..Shar jackson and Foxy hmmm..that means she’s mad fertile, with a white girl’s butt, can rap/freestyle and has anger management issues?..hahah im fuckin wid you..Babydoll send me some pics.

  287. catch22 Says:

    macy gray’s bathwater….

    i just threw up in my mouth a little

  288. Big Homie Says:

    LMAO at feces and the Shar and Foxy comparisons.

  289. State of Grace Says:

    i dare seafoodlover to do it. he’s the most e-gangster out of all of us. he dont give a fuck. he pushes that lindsey lohan over the internet nigga!

    ^^It’s true, I just got a key in my inbox, soon as I winrar that shit I’ma be higher than Whitney Houston snorting Rick James’ ashes

  290. Babydoll Says:

    el feces loco Says:

    hahah im fuckin wid you..Babydoll send me some pics.

    ^No

  291. landLORD Says:

    cMac Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
    i cant remembr\er…i just know shes brown. and not bony

    —————————–

    … the value of that green dress multiplied infinitessimally, once she put it on … very impressive looking young woman …

  292. cMac Says:

    and babydoll with the curt response

  293. cMac Says:

    Babydoll Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
    cMac Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
    ummm I honestly don’t know lol

    can’t say it would be pg-15 tho

    but farreal, I can’t think of a topic. And the guys are hungry for women. I have to search my hard drive for something worthy.

    ^Well don’t be just trying to use me to feed the wolves! I thought you was talking something official…SMH
    ______-

    NOOOOOOO. It wasn’t like that. The stuff I’m searching the computer for “IS” for the wolves. You weren’t. I wouldn’t know where to start if I were writing about u tho

  294. Babydoll Says:

    cMac Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    and babydoll with the curt response

    ^huh?

  295. el feces loco Says:

    Ok ill trust all yall judgment on her fineness, she real cool tho regardless. I like her posture, plus she laughs at all my corny jokes..thas always a plus. Coming from a quasi-blackplanet-internet-dating background tho I came to realize(naw) that the gruesomest women often pick the sexiest screennames…

  296. landLORD Says:

    El Feces said

    ^^^this coming from the guy that wants to inject Macy Grays bathwater into his veins

    ———————

    … Macy Gray ?!? … LMAO … nah Son … she just looked nasty sexy in that picture where she’s sitting nude in that chair with her legs open … i wasnt aware that she had a halfway decent frame …

  297. Babydoll Says:

    cMac Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
    Babydoll Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
    cMac Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
    ummm I honestly don’t know lol

    can’t say it would be pg-15 tho

    but farreal, I can’t think of a topic. And the guys are hungry for women. I have to search my hard drive for something worthy.

    ^Well don’t be just trying to use me to feed the wolves! I thought you was talking something official…SMH
    ______-

    NOOOOOOO. It wasn’t like that. The stuff I’m searching the computer for “IS” for the wolves. You weren’t. I wouldn’t know where to start if I were writing about u tho

    ^Oh, okay. We cool again *hugs*

  298. catch22 Says:

    gruesomest women often pick the sexiest screennames…

    ^^

    true. no woman has a name like:
    cottagecheesethighs78
    OR
    snaggletoothedbitch99

  299. el feces loco Says:

    curt= brief(none)

    I like the way she said that too..all fiesty and stuff..I love when they be like that in the beginning…then after a few..they be like “you seen my panties?”…….or “where’d you put my ovaries?”

  300. Babydoll Says:

    el feces loco Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
    Ok ill trust all yall judgment on her fineness, she real cool tho regardless. I like her posture, plus she laughs at all my corny jokes..thas always a plus. Coming from a quasi-blackplanet-internet-dating background tho I came to realize(naw) that the gruesomest women often pick the sexiest screennames…

    ^LMAO! I know right…well the name was given to me a long time ago and I chose to use it in here so that dudes would know I was a female…that backfired in the beginning though…SMH @ all the doubters!

  301. catch22 Says:

    where’d you put my ovaries?

    WTF

  302. cOLD Says:

    *sees macy gray and nude in same sentence*

    *punches guy in cubicle next to me*

    *feels better*

  303. catch22 Says:

    LF: rhianna has a five-head

  304. Babydoll Says:

    el feces loco Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
    curt= brief(none)

    I like the way she said that too..all fiesty and stuff..I love when they be like that in the beginning…then after a few..they be like “you seen my panties?”…….or “where’d you put my ovaries?”

    ^LMMFAO! I knew what cMac meant by curt but I thought he was saying that I was responding to him like that. And if I can’t find my ovaries then we got a damn problem! You a wild boy feces…

  305. crazy88since88 Says:

    @ LandLORD & Loco.
    http://www.tinyurl.com/ypupox

  306. landLORD Says:

    >>>> or “where’d you put my ovaries?”

    ————————

    … AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ….

  307. Babydoll Says:

    Well thanks so much Crazy. You are so damn helpful! LOL

  308. el feces loco Says:

    lol land pwahahaha..

    @CMAC…Does she fit into the half woman half horse category?

    if not you could always use her picture and then WRITE about the recall of chinese toys..with a heading like “WOULD U LICK HER? even if u knew she had lead?..or use “MISS LEAD” ..babydolls and gi joes get yanked”

  309. catch22 Says:

    leaving work.
    later NR

  310. iceberg slim Says:

    i hate to do this but i have the link where u can watch the whole american gangsta movie

  311. iceberg slim Says:

    ww11.alluc.org/alluc/movies.html?action=getviewcategory&category_uid=23625

  312. Babydoll Says:

    “MISS LEAD” ..babydolls and gi joes get yanked”
    ^LOL! That’s clever…a double aunt andre if you will…

  313. crazy88since88 Says:

    iceberg slim Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
    i hate to do this but i have the link where u can watch the whole american gangsta movie

    ^^^
    i double dog dare you.
    (waits for eskay) [||]

  314. Phuque Says:

    The only keys to Kanye’s success were his car keys.

  315. landLORD Says:

    iceberg slim Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
    i hate to do this but i have the link where u can watch the whole american gangsta movie

    —————————-

    rashidlandlord@yahoo.com … thank you sir …

  316. landLORD Says:

    cOLD Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
    *sees macy gray and nude in same sentence*

    *punches guy in cubicle next to me*

    *feels better

    ———————–

    … LMAO … thats what I thought until I saw the picture ….

  317. cMac Says:

    my net is over here trip-set

    one hour and i’m going home i tell ya

  318. Babydoll Says:

    iceberg slim Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
    i hate to do this but i have the link where u can watch the whole american gangsta movie

    ^my girl has the dvd already and it’s clear good quality. But why does everyone keep posting these supposed links and when you go to them it says page cannot be found…

  319. Dem Says:

    The only keys to Kanye’s success were his car keys.

    ^ lmao. true, true (c) mystikal

  320. el feces loco Says:

    @ LandLORD & Loco.
    http://www.tinyurl.com/ypupox

    ^^^She’sareallooka..I’m impressed..she got some cute toes..all frenched up..nice puppies..real hair..nice.,,ok

    So CMAC now that i see n her heres your caption

    her picture then underneath
    STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN …then write that religion piece u just posted a while back

    Don’t thank me….I accept paypal-el feces

  321. green eyes Says:

    SMH at motherfuckers bootlegging everything. for shame people.

  322. crazy88since88 Says:

    green eyes Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
    SMH at motherfuckers bootlegging everything. for shame people.

    ^^^
    (88 opens long coat)

    “shit, i rolex, cartier, movado, Jacob, all that shit”

  323. Big Homie Says:

    Can someone shoot me the American Gangster movie as well

    paduong@hotmail.com

    Thanks in advance

  324. Babydoll Says:

    crazy88since88 Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    green eyes Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
    SMH at motherfuckers bootlegging everything. for shame people.

    ^^^
    (88 opens long coat)

    “shit, i rolex, cartier, movado, Jacob, all that shit”

    ^Is yo name Len-nay and you got plen-tay (c) Good Times

  325. lo k Says:

    I’m out of here folks… I gotta go and deal with more bureacracy (sp?) …

  326. cMac Says:

    There’s some

  327. cMac Says:

    There’s some movies

  328. Babydoll Says:

    Peace lo k…I’m out too! Good night everybody *daps and hugs for all*

  329. cMac Says:

    im not watching a bootleg of american gangster

  330. nation Says:

    >> Shots fired at 5% Nation?

    *checks vest*

    GOOD MORNIAN! fucking nicest day of the year in Montreal today

  331. crazy88since88 Says:

    Babydoll Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
    crazy88since88 Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    green eyes Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
    SMH at motherfuckers bootlegging everything. for shame people.

    ^^^
    (88 opens long coat)

    “shit, i rolex, cartier, movado, Jacob, all that shit”

    ^Is yo name Len-nay and you got plen-tay (c) Good Times

    ^^^
    (88 rolls up arm of jacket)

    “shit i got X & O bracelets, J & Co, AAmco *honk-honk*, all that shit”

  332. iceberg slim Says:

    ww11.alluc.org/alluc/movies.html?action=getviewcategory&category_uid=23625

    just add a w to the beginning of that address and thats the link for american gangsta..

  333. cMac Says:

    well if Babydoll leaves, then I’m out. I’m leaving work in like 30 more minutes anyways.

    *slacking ensues*

  334. Big Homie Says:

    cMac Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
    im not watching a bootleg of american gangster

    ^ I told myself that too. I will still be there opening day in the theater but I am running out of stuff to watch at work…lol

  335. cOLD Says:

    grippedup2gmail.com

    thanks in adavnce AG flick.

  336. green eyes Says:

    I am running out of stuff to watch at work…lol

    ^ LMAO . classic.

  337. cOLD Says:

    smh

    grippedup@gmail.com

  338. el feces loco Says:

    Lata catch22..daps on that link Crazy..i’m still looking at her pics..I swore she just blew a kiss at me…fa real I got gold lipsgloss dust on my collar and I smell like Mattel perfume.

    _________________________
    # Babydoll Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 5:03 pm

    “MISS LEAD” ..babydolls and gi joes get yanked”
    ^LOL! That’s clever…a double aunt andre if you will…

    ^^Hahaha..but please..only my enemies calls me Clever my close friends call me Born..Jason Born..i’ll be your supremecy….if you’ll be my ultimatum?.

  339. landLORD Says:

    … yo Iceberg, that link is no good … no homo …

  340. landLORD Says:

    el feces said

    call me Born..Jason Born..i’ll be your supremecy….if you’ll be my ultimatum?.

    ————————–

    *vomits on keyboard*

  341. el feces loco Says:

    landLORD Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 5:23 pm

    el feces said

    call me Born..Jason Born..i’ll be your supremecy….if you’ll be my ultimatum?.

    ————————–

    *vomits on keyboard*

    ^^^Pwahahaha its all about how u say it land..you reading it wrong..you gotta read it with swagger..I’ve used this one successfully…she never called me but it made her smile…maybe she vomited after I walked away?

    *deletes the born pickup line out the playbook*

  342. green eyes Says:

    *deletes the born pickup line out the playbook*

    ^ smart move

  343. Phuque Says:

    lol @ “you gotta read it with swagger”

  344. crazy88since88 Says:

    el feces loco Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
    landLORD Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 5:23 pm

    el feces said

    call me Born..Jason Born..i’ll be your supremecy….if you’ll be my ultimatum?.

    ————————–

    *vomits on keyboard*

    ^^^Pwahahaha its all about how u say it land..you reading it wrong..you gotta read it with swagger..I’ve used this one successfully…she never called me but it made her smile…maybe she vomited after I walked away?

    *deletes the born pickup line out the playbook*

    ^^^
    LMAO!

  345. cMac Says:

    I am running out of stuff to watch at work…lol

    ________
    No you’re not!!

    http://www.tvlinks.co.uk

    or tv-links.co.uk

  346. el feces loco Says:

    *enters a new pick up line to test*

    “Only my enemies call me feces..my good friends call me Lucas..Frank Lucas..You ever felt Blue Magic?

    Later on I will reveal to shorty that BlueMagic is just regular sex…with a blue condom on.

  347. landLORD Says:

    Phuque Says:

    October 24th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    lol @ “you gotta read it with swagger”

    ————————–

    … you know ?!? …

    *picks up Qur’an*

    *assumes B-Boy stance*

    *grabs Johnson*

    *begins reading*

    *lightning ensues*

  348. Lo Says:

    Worst movie ever!!! I saw this joint and couldn’t even finish it. Don’t do it to yourself.

  349. doughboi Says:

    WHY DID YOU CLOSE IT ARE YOU AGAINST FAITH BASED THINGS????
    YOU A MAN SO IF THATS HOW U FEEL ITS HOW U FELL BUT PLEASE LET ME KNOW BLOOD, FA REAL

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