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Crooked I – Hip Hop Weekly # 27

Over Twista’s Kill Us All instrumental.

Crooked I – Hip Hop Weekly # 27 (Kill Us All Freestyle)

Posted by eskay on Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007 at 3:23 pm under:
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139 Responses to “Crooked I – Hip Hop Weekly # 27”

Da PartyStarter Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Fast Week, indeed…
electrogremlinCS88 Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:25 pm
WHO?
Highsaiah Thomas Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:26 pm
lol co-sign the staged moon shit. As far as the UN each country has a specific translator. As far as I know it isnâ€™t automated. You can see dudes translating for their country, sometimes they have this booth or something they translate frm so you donâ€™t neccessarly see them.

But yeah if someone put money to it, it could happen.

^^^For real.i just now realy thought of that idea when they started speaking spanish in here..I didnt even think it all teh way through, but if you could incorporate the program on a iphone or blackberry or some other popular media device..that shit would sell.

Oh shit ..now I gotta remix the NRshoutout….Yo waddup Simon?.
Rey Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:26 pm
BLAH
Rey Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Alright ElectroGremlin88.. We’re Asterisk Fighting right now!

*smacks EG88 in face with banana cream [||] pie*

*grabs seltzer bottle*

*sprays EG88 [||]*

~~~

lol @ Big Homie.
Big Homie Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:30 pm
6th?
Babydoll Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Week 27 already??? I must be dreaming!
electrogremlinCS88 Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Rey Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Alright ElectroGremlin88.. Weâ€™re Asterisk Fighting right now!

*smacks EG88 in face with banana cream [||] pie*

*grabs seltzer bottle*

*sprays EG88 [||]*

~~~

lol @ Big Homie.

^^^
…u win doggie, im working, gotta close out this quarter.
Rey Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Rey Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 3:24 pm
***IMPORTANT NEWS IN THE WORLD OF REY***

I just saved a bunch of money by switching my car insurance to Geico!

No, really. I just got off the phone with them.

ALSO: Season 6 of Scrubs *cough*Icon*cough* is out on October 30th!
Highsaiah Thomas Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Speaking of “asterix” i made up a new word…ASSTARISK.

ASSTARISK-Someone with questionable sexual health

USED IN A SENTENCE:
Crazy88: Yo feces you seen Superhead?

Feces: Yea..I did..she could get it..but I heard that pussy got a ASSTARISK next to it.
Rey Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:34 pm
â€¦u win doggie, im working, gotta close out this quarter.

^^^

HAHA!

*does Deion Sanders victory dance*
Babydoll Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Highsaiah Thomas Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Speaking of â€œasterixâ€ i made up a new wordâ€¦ASSTARISK.

ASSTARISK-Someone with questionable sexual health

USED IN A SENTENCE:
Crazy88: Yo feces you seen Superhead?

Feces: Yea..I did..she could get it..but I heard that pussy got a ASSTARISK next to it.

^LMAO! Damn you a creative ass mofo!
D. Billz Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:35 pm
I think I stopped listening around 19 or so. But I admit that his new game plan (read: marketing scheme) works. Shoutout to whomever his management team is.
Highsaiah Thomas Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:35 pm
SMH@ Babydoll logging out of our flirting session…I thought she had stamina too…I was just on my first downstroke.
Rey Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Hmm… That’s a good one, Highsaiah.
Phuque Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:36 pm
It was “week 27″ 27 weeks ago…
Babydoll Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Highsaiah Thomas Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 3:35 pm
SMH@ Babydoll logging out of our flirting sessionâ€¦I thought she had stamina tooâ€¦I was just on my first downstroke.

^huh? did I miss something? do I need to go back to the last post?
Highsaiah Thomas Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:38 pm
^LMAO! Damn you a creative ass mofo!

^^^And i aint even trying baby…you should see when I put my head into it..(chris rios intended)
Jamz Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Str8 eye for the queer guy….
Babydoll Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Highsaiah Thomas Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 3:38 pm
^LMAO! Damn you a creative ass mofo!

^^^And i aint even trying babyâ€¦you should see when I put my head into it..(chris rios intended)

^oh word, like that?
electrogremlinCS88 Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Highsaiah Thomas Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 3:38 pm
^LMAO! Damn you a creative ass mofo!

^^^And i aint even trying babyâ€¦you should see when I put my head into it..(chris rios intended)

^^^
lol, get her loco.
Highsaiah Thomas Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:40 pm
# Highsaiah Thomas Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:03 pm

@BABYdoll..the real question you should be asking yourself is â€œCould I really be with a jamaican nigga with 3 legs?â€¦.Either that ? or â€ I wonder where he buys his pants from?
Mark Twain Fame Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:41 pm
anybody watch that K-Ville show…i watched the first 3 episodes and I like it.
D. Billz Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Interesting Jae Hood interview. Sheek really is soundin’ like Cheeks right now according to Hood… IF that is indeed the truth.

I need to hear some feedback from the Shagged One.
Phuque Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:44 pm
# Mark Twain Fame Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:41 pm

anybody watch that K-Ville showâ€¦i watched the first 3 episodes and I like it.

^^^

Your TV is the devil
Highsaiah Thomas Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:44 pm
@Mark..Co-Sign..Ant Anderson came a long way(none)..his career path kind of reminds me of Jamie Foxx..all he needs is his “Ray” type movie…Maybe he could play Suge Knight in “Suge”
landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Highsaiah Thomas Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 3:38 pm
^LMAO! Damn you a creative ass mofo!

^^^And i aint even trying babyâ€¦you should see when I put my head into it..(chris rios intended)

——————

… uh uh ummmm … Mr. Thomas havent you learned anything ? …
Gseven Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:47 pm
any Crooked album in sight? son is wasting his lyrics over beats thats been beat up already. looking forward to his album if it ever drops.
D. Billz Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:48 pm
*late pass*

LF: MullyMan is banned from 92Q? Smh
Mark Twain Fame Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Phuque Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 3:44 pm
# Mark Twain Fame Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:41 pm

anybody watch that K-Ville showâ€¦i watched the first 3 episodes and I like it.

^^^

Your TV is the devil

^^^

wowzers!…

que???
Highsaiah Thomas Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:49 pm
@Billz..You speaking of the 2 part interviews he did?..Yea he acquitted himself well on that interview..You could tell he been listening to fifty.the way he threw “my house burned down” line in there to paint himself as an underdog..battling the LOX evils.

You do however lose a little credibility when you jump right onto the cruiseship(interscope) that sunk your lil pontoon boat(Lox label?)…These fans would rather see a nigga drown…
Babydoll Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Highsaiah Thomas Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 3:40 pm
# Highsaiah Thomas Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:03 pm

@BABYdoll..the real question you should be asking yourself is â€œCould I really be with a jamaican nigga with 3 legs?â€¦.Either that ? or â€ I wonder where he buys his pants from?

^Oh yeah, I saw that one…um, so where do you buy your pants from?
landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:50 pm
D. Billz Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 3:48 pm
*late pass*

LF: MullyMan is banned from 92Q? Smh

—————–

… Ken Starr > Mullyman …
Phuque Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:50 pm
# Highsaiah Thomas Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:44 pm

@Mark..Co-Sign..Ant Anderson came a long way(none)..his career path kind of reminds me of Jamie Foxx..all he needs is his â€œRayâ€ type movieâ€¦Maybe he could play Suge Knight in â€œSugeâ€

^^^^

*floor*

Anthony Anderson has literally been in over 20 movies already…one time I saw him walk down the red carpet @ a movie premiere with the rest of the cast, only to find out that he wasn’t actually in the movie…he then proceeded to sneak in…
lo k Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:50 pm
first
Mark Twain Fame Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Highsaiah Thomas Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 3:44 pm
@Mark..Co-Sign..Ant Anderson came a long way(none)..his career path kind of reminds me of Jamie Foxx..all he needs is his â€œRayâ€ type movieâ€¦Maybe he could play Suge Knight in â€œSugeâ€

^^^

ha yeah for real. co-sign.
Highsaiah Thomas Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:51 pm
# landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:46 pm

Highsaiah Thomas Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 3:38 pm
^LMAO! Damn you a creative ass mofo!

^^^And i aint even trying babyâ€¦you should see when I put my head into it..(chris rios intended)

â€”â€”â€”â€”â€”â€”

â€¦ uh uh ummmm â€¦ Mr. Thomas havent you learned anything ? â€¦
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

“Come closer(none)..I wanna say this so all of you can hear…..”I did not do the things that babydoll said I did in that blog”….even tho when I was doing it she acted as if she was loving it.
lo k Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Rey reps COB – Constantly Ordering Burritos
Babydoll Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Highsaiah Thomas Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 3:51 pm
# landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:46 pm

Highsaiah Thomas Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 3:38 pm
^LMAO! Damn you a creative ass mofo!

^^^And i aint even trying babyâ€¦you should see when I put my head into it..(chris rios intended)

â€”â€”â€”â€”â€”â€”

â€¦ uh uh ummmm â€¦ Mr. Thomas havent you learned anything ? â€¦
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

â€œCome closer(none)..I wanna say this so all of you can hearâ€¦..â€I did not do the things that babydoll said I did in that blogâ€â€¦.even tho when I was doing it she acted as if she was loving it.

^No means no…even if I was smiling and giggling the whole time. I want my money! I did not consent to fuck you so pay me!
landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:54 pm
lo k Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Rey reps COB – Constantly Ordering Burritos

—————–

… smh & lmao …
Phuque Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:55 pm
>>Rey reps COB – Constantly Ordering Burritos

^^

hilarity
Mark Twain Fame Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Babydoll Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Highsaiah Thomas Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 3:51 pm
# landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:46 pm

Highsaiah Thomas Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 3:38 pm
^LMAO! Damn you a creative ass mofo!

^^^And i aint even trying babyâ€¦you should see when I put my head into it..(chris rios intended)

â€”â€”â€”â€”â€”â€”

â€¦ uh uh ummmm â€¦ Mr. Thomas havent you learned anything ? â€¦
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

â€œCome closer(none)..I wanna say this so all of you can hearâ€¦..â€I did not do the things that babydoll said I did in that blogâ€â€¦.even tho when I was doing it she acted as if she was loving it.

^No means noâ€¦even if I was smiling and giggling the whole time. I want my money! I did not consent to fuck you so pay me!

^^^^

good god!…

I missed something good in the last post jeez.
Highsaiah Thomas Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:56 pm
^Oh yeah, I saw that oneâ€¦um, so where do you buy your pants from?

^^^From the circus.
D. Billz Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Two-Times Says:

October 29th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
@D BILLZ

yeah I agree with.. Especially now that I heard 50 is going to do a song with Ciara for her lead singleâ€¦ Yeah that shit is pretty much selling outâ€¦

^He told the truth when it mattered. Lol
landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:58 pm
… Anthony Anderson in “Hustle & Flow” = wack …

… the whole movie = wack …

… except Taraji Henson of course …

*puts “baby boy” in Netflix queue*
Big Homie Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:59 pm
^Oh yeah, I saw that oneâ€¦um, so where do you buy your pants from?

^^^From the circus.

^^ LMAO
Phuque Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:00 pm
# landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:58 pm

â€¦ Anthony Anderson in â€œHustle & Flowâ€ = wack â€¦

â€¦ the whole movie = wack â€¦

â€¦ except Taraji Henson of course â€¦

*puts â€œbaby boyâ€ in Netflix queue*

^^^

It’s too bad she ethered her singing career @ the Oscars a couple years back…
Highsaiah Thomas Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:00 pm
^No means noâ€¦even if I was smiling and giggling the whole time. I want my money! I did not consent to fuck you so pay me!

^^^I have it on tape…you never said no..unless you count the part where you were saying “no” cause you were about to climax and didnt want to?…But by that time..I was long gone.
landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:01 pm
… Anthony Anderson = the unclaimed Levert brother …
Mark Twain Fame Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Taraji Henson = face of a hyenna

I hate when she mad or cires cause I cringe up with disgust.
Babydoll Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Highsaiah Thomas Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:00 pm
^No means noâ€¦even if I was smiling and giggling the whole time. I want my money! I did not consent to fuck you so pay me!

^^^I have it on tapeâ€¦you never said no..unless you count the part where you were saying â€œnoâ€ cause you were about to climax and didnt want to?â€¦But by that time..I was long gone.

^Hmmm…a no is a no, no matter when it was said. My lawyer is prepared to argue that.
lo k Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:03 pm
COB’s – Classy Ordinary B!tches
Words is Born Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:04 pm
landLORD Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 3:58 pm
â€¦ Anthony Anderson in â€œHustle & Flowâ€ = wack â€¦

â€¦ the whole movie = wack â€¦

â€¦ except Taraji Henson of course â€¦

*puts â€œbaby boyâ€ in Netflix queue*

^^^^

just tune into BET after 106 N Park… they play baby boy like 2X a week (no two times).

(rip two times, no hamilton)

smh…

*then, smh @ the fact that i watch about 2x a week… love that movie.
landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:04 pm
… Taraji Henson is hella old too … her son is like 30 (actually 17) …
Paperstacker Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:06 pm
# Mark Twain Fame Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:41 pm

anybody watch that K-Ville showâ€¦i watched the first 3 episodes and I like it.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

nah, I actually recorded the first episode on my dvr, its still there , I just haven’t got the time to sit down and watch it ever since it aired. The only reason I was looking foward to it was Anderson, cause dude is actually very funny. But this is a different role for him, more serious, I don’t know if I can take him seriously. I’d rather watch him do ceomedic roles.
Mark Twain Fame Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:06 pm
landLORD Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:04 pm
â€¦ Taraji Henson is hella old too â€¦ her son is like 30 (actually 17) â€¦

^^^

damn! you right she mofo’n 37…jeezus.
Babydoll Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Words is Born Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:04 pm
landLORD Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 3:58 pm
â€¦ Anthony Anderson in â€œHustle & Flowâ€ = wack â€¦

â€¦ the whole movie = wack â€¦

â€¦ except Taraji Henson of course â€¦

*puts â€œbaby boyâ€ in Netflix queue*

^^^^

just tune into BET after 106 N Parkâ€¦ they play baby boy like 2X a week (no two times).

(rip two times, no hamilton)

smhâ€¦

*then, smh @ the fact that i watch about 2x a weekâ€¦ love that movie.

^yeah it was just on the other night.
D. Billz Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Foekist Says:

October 30th, 2006 at 8:56 am
â€œAnd whoeva wanna hate,
bring the cowad nigga to my face, so I can beat â€˜em wit a brick, to a grape.â€

DAMN, Styles P!

^It supposed to say “beat ‘em wit’ a brick till it breaks”…

I just fet like nit-pickin’.
I Fux Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Yaâ€™ll know what to do click the name and support one of your own. Word this week I just took a bunch of my own quotes and built on some of yaâ€™lls, no plagariasm(sp)

hiphopremix.com/feature/editorial/ifux_on_my_mind_10.3.07.html
cOLD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:07 pm
still waiting on the pic of the chick marbury smashed…
Paperstacker Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:07 pm
landLORD Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:04 pm
â€¦ Taraji Henson is hella old too â€¦ her son is like 30 (actually 17) â€¦

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

damn…I aint know she had a son, she was always fine as hell.
D. Billz Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:07 pm
TYRONEBIGGUMS71 Says:

October 30th, 2006 at 9:44 am
WORD TO D.BILLZ TRYING TO JACK MY SPOT AS NAH RIGHT NOVELIST.

DID ANYTHING HAPPEN TO THE KIDS THAT THREW THE PARTY CAUSE I CANâ€™T IMAGINE NO ONE GIVE THEM A BEATDOWN OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS

^lmao @ biblical proportions.
catch22 Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:07 pm
i couldnt match the name with the face. so i looked her up… that taraji chick is beat down.
I Fux Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Yo Comment to get my stats up. I will make sure to take care of ya’ll, No Superhead
landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Mark Twain Fame Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Taraji Henson = face of a hyenna

I hate when she mad or cires cause I cringe up with disgust.

——————–

… smh … you sound like my hatin’ wifey … she says Taraji Henson looks like the Joker in Batman … y’all both need more lasik surgery …
Phuque Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:09 pm
smh @ BET only having television rights to 7 movies…
catch22 Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:11 pm
fux..
lol @ bluetooth. thats gonna be a regular in my vocab.
Phuque Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:11 pm
# landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:09 pm

Mark Twain Fame Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Taraji Henson = face of a hyenna

I hate when she mad or cires cause I cringe up with disgust.

â€”â€”â€”â€”â€”â€”â€“

â€¦ smh â€¦ you sound like my hatinâ€™ wifey â€¦ she says Taraji Henson looks like the Joker in Batman â€¦ yâ€™all both need more lasik surgery â€¦

^^^

She needs more Botox…bitch look like a 40 year old teenager…
I Fux Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Phuque Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:09 pm
smh @ BET only having television rights to 7 moviesâ€¦

^^ PRISON SONG is classic *straight face* only watched 5 to 6 minutes at a time but I am almost done with it
catch22 Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:13 pm
is prison song that awful q-tip movie?
electrogremlinCS88 Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Babydoll Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Highsaiah Thomas Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:00 pm
^No means noâ€¦even if I was smiling and giggling the whole time. I want my money! I did not consent to fuck you so pay me!

^^^I have it on tapeâ€¦you never said no..unless you count the part where you were saying â€œnoâ€ cause you were about to climax and didnt want to?â€¦But by that time..I was long gone.

^Hmmmâ€¦a no is a no, no matter when it was said. My lawyer is prepared to argue that.

^^^
@ loco, i know a good jew law firm… they’ll beat the case, trust me.
Mark Twain Fame Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:13 pm
landLORD Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Mark Twain Fame Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Taraji Henson = face of a hyenna

I hate when she mad or cires cause I cringe up with disgust.

â€”â€”â€”â€”â€”â€”â€“

â€¦ smh â€¦ you sound like my hatinâ€™ wifey â€¦ she says Taraji Henson looks like the Joker in Batman â€¦ yâ€™all both need more lasik surgery â€¦

^^^

whut are you serious…naw I think you need some lasik Mr. Magoo.

you see all those cracks and wrinkle lines on her face and forehead when she make those upset crying faces in baby boy? and she kinda got a big ass forehead. good lord…I mean she decent lookin its just when she makes those upset/angry/cry faces…she a good actress too.
I Fux Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:14 pm
thanks 22, I think I may have jacked that one from the Great HOOTIEDINO…….but I used in real life with the homies and it spread like Ebola
Phuque Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:14 pm
IFux:

>> PRISON SONG is classic *straight face* only watched 5 to 6 minutes at a time but I am almost done with it

^^

HA….for real…I’ve been watching that movie scene-by-scene for a year now….I’m halfway through…
Rizz Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:15 pm
videos.onsmash.com/v/qjv1CC9ZX6JYEIUQ

^^^^^
game is sayin he might retire after his next album
Paperstacker Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:15 pm
^^ PRISON SONG is classic *straight face* only watched 5 to 6 minutes at a time but I am almost done with it

^^^^^^^^^^^

It was aight the first time. After that I relaized hwo bad the movie was when I tried to watch it a second time.
electrogremlinCS88 Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:15 pm
….FREE HOOTS, FREE HOOTS, FREE HOOTS, FREE HOOTS!
landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:15 pm
cOLD Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:07 pm
still waiting on the pic of the chick marbury smashedâ€¦

————————

… i only saw her on Sunday’s episode of The Sports Reporters(ESPN) … ther’s also an article in the Sept 25 edition of the NYPOST, where columnist Andrea Peyser describes her in the courtroom …

September 25, 2007 — YOUR mother was wrong. Nice girls do finish last. Intern-On-Wheels Kathleen Decker slunk up to the witness stand in a black pantsuit so tight, I hoped and feared her ample bottom might burst her trousers.

The young lady who made her indelible mark on her back – or her knees – in basketball star Stephon Marbury’s truck testified in a loud voice, sorely lacking in diction and grammar, that she currently works making “dreams come true” for poor kids.

But it was clear that the dreams Kathleen is qualified to fulfill involve grown men and stationary cars.

The vehicular vixen talked about the night her life took a sharp turn for the better. It was April 2005 – her birthday – when she visited Sue’s Rendezvous strip club in Mount Vernon.

Her group ran into Marbury and his no-good cousin, Hassan Gonsalves, with whom, in a startling lack of planning, Kathleen was involved in “a relationship.”

But that night, Kathleen made a move that would improve her professional career, if not her health. She embarked in a cousin-swap.

“Are you going to get into the truck?” she fondly remembered was how Marbury lured her out of Gonsalves’ vehicle. That, I’m afraid, is where the foreplay ended.

“I got into the truck,” she said.

Forty-five minutes, maybe an hour, later, Kathleen was home. But the memory of the truck ruckus was not forgotten, for Marbury was soon text-messaging her the romantic words, “I want some more of that.”
Babydoll Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:16 pm
Mark Twain Fame Says:

whut are you seriousâ€¦naw I think you need some lasik Mr. Magoo.

you see all those cracks and wrinkle lines on her face and forehead when she make those upset crying faces in baby boy? and she kinda got a big ass forehead. good lordâ€¦I mean she decent lookin its just when she makes those upset/angry/cry facesâ€¦she a good actress too.

^What about here? I like her [II] I don’t think she’s that bad (nlf)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WebILJKDms8
catch22 Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:16 pm
someone stamp rizz’s late pass
I Fux Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:16 pm
Alicia Keys In Smoking Aces made Taraj Henson forever expendable to Chickenhead type bracket
Highsaiah Thomas Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:17 pm
^Hmmmâ€¦a no is a no, no matter when it was said. My lawyer is prepared to argue that.

^^I can’t believe you let LAND convince you that “this” don’t feel right..when deeep down inside(cris rios again)..you know you love it so much.

How you gonna feel when the bring me into the court and I have to show the jurors “Exhibit D”?….Will all that money be worth losing your own personal tripod?
Words is Born Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Prison song aint just about qtip..

it’s got mary j, fat joe, dj just, snow…..
Babydoll Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Paperstacker Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:15 pm
^^ PRISON SONG is classic *straight face* only watched 5 to 6 minutes at a time but I am almost done with it

^^^^^^^^^^^

It was aight the first time. After that I relaized hwo bad the movie was when I tried to watch it a second time.

^SMH @ all of the bad cameo’s in that movie (Mary, Q-tip, Fat Joe, dred guy from Oz/Lost)
Rizz Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:18 pm
catch22 Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:16 pm
someone stamp rizzâ€™s late pass
____________________________
i had heard he was going to but thats the first time ive heard it from the source himself
catch22 Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:19 pm
smh
snow…
a-liki-boom-boom down
I Fux Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:20 pm
MARBURY FUCKING HILARIOUS

Phuque Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:14 pm
IFux:

>> PRISON SONG is classic *straight face* only watched 5 to 6 minutes at a time but I am almost done with it

^^

HAâ€¦.for realâ€¦Iâ€™ve been watching that movie scene-by-scene for a year nowâ€¦.Iâ€™m halfway throughâ€¦

^^^*eyegreement*
landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:20 pm
catch22 Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:13 pm
is prison song that awful q-tip movie?

—————–

… yep … with the hilarious AYYYYOOOOO! scene, where his homie tried to get his Beanie Sigel on … Fatjoe and Maryj werent bad though … Bobbito Garcia & QTip were awful …
Highsaiah Thomas Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Word of the Day:provided by my homie El Feces Loco aka Highsaiah Thomas from the NahRight Gang.

ASSTIMATE: To look at a womans covered or secluded ass and estimate or visualize its density and rotundness

^^^Momma we made itttttttttttttttttttt…
I Fux Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Bobbito Garcia has to be the most hypest dude this side of pre-HGH Busta Rhymes
Babydoll Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Highsaiah Thomas Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:17 pm
^Hmmmâ€¦a no is a no, no matter when it was said. My lawyer is prepared to argue that.

^^I canâ€™t believe you let LAND convince you that â€œthisâ€ donâ€™t feel right..when deeep down inside(cris rios again)..you know you love it so much.

How you gonna feel when the bring me into the court and I have to show the jurors â€œExhibit Dâ€?â€¦.Will all that money be worth losing your own personal tripod?

^I have a feeling that I will get the money and keep the tripod.
landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:21 pm
catch22 Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:19 pm
smh
snowâ€¦
a-liki-boom-boom down

—————

… we discussed that coded faggotry earlier in the year …
I Fux Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:23 pm
*daps Feces Highsaiah*

*paypal up*

*turns up We Goin Make It*
Phuque Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:25 pm
# landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:21 pm

catch22 Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:19 pm
smh
snowâ€¦
a-liki-boom-boom down

â€”â€”â€”â€”â€”

â€¦ we discussed that coded faggotry earlier in the year â€¦

^^^

LMAO
landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:25 pm
I Fux Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Bobbito Garcia has to be the most hypest dude this side of pre-HGH Busta Rhymes

—————-

… he does a nightly halftime segment featuring local NY entertainers, during Knick games on MSG … does a stellar job …
D. Billz Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:25 pm
I Fux Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:23 pm
*daps Feces Highsaiah*

*paypal up*

*turns up We Goin Make It*

^ Fuck… the… frail shit
Highsaiah Thomas Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:27 pm
How you gonna feel when the bring me into the court and I have to show the jurors â€œExhibit Dâ€?â€¦.Will all that money be worth losing your own personal tripod?

^I have a feeling that I will get the money and keep the tripod.

^^^DEAD…hahahaha..yea..It’s that good huh? If it was.. you coulda just rolled over and took 11.6 million out my wallet after you “put” me to sleep…all this litigation was totally unnecesary
electrogremlinCS88 Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:27 pm
D. Billz Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:25 pm
I Fux Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:23 pm
*daps Feces Highsaiah*

*paypal up*

*turns up We Goin Make It*

^ Fuckâ€¦ theâ€¦ frail shit

^^^
Melissa Ford was bangin in that jada video.
I Fux Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:27 pm
D. Billz Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:25 pm
I Fux Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:23 pm
*daps Feces Highsaiah*

*paypal up*

*turns up We Goin Make It*

^ Fuckâ€¦ theâ€¦ frail shit

^^ Still love that beat I will add to the list if I died and came back a beat(none)
D. Billz Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:27 pm
currently listening to: Game – Ol’ English
I Fux Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:28 pm
D. Billz Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:27 pm
currently listening to: Game – Olâ€™ English

^^AHHHHHHHHH Good Times
Phuque Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:29 pm
[CHORUS:]
Informer
You know say daddy me snow me-a (gonna) blame
A licky boom-boom down
‘Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down
landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Babydoll said

dred guy from Oz/Lost

—————–

… Son been in umpteen movies and TV shows, yet apparantly has no name, therefore remains anonymous …

… he LOST for REAL …

… ol’ what’s his name, B-list movie acting lookin’ ass nicka …
Highsaiah Thomas Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Bobbito Garcia= Unsung rap hero..

J-hood=Papoose lil brother
catch22 Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:30 pm
lol @ starbury

“she currently works making â€œdreams come trueâ€ for poor kids.”
i think what he meant to say was:

she currently works making dreams come true [by swallowing your] kids
cOLD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:30 pm
was hood in that video
D. Billz Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Be back in a few…
electrogremlinCS88 Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Phuque Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:29 pm
[CHORUS:]
Informer
You know say daddy me snow me-a (gonna) blame
A licky boom-boom down
â€˜Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down

^^^
*ties Phuque up*

*throws nigga over bridge*
(c: L.A.- L.A. CNN video)
I Fux Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Bobbito’s show on ESPN2 was Steller(c) Landlord

Is that dread guy the pussy on a pedastol dude from The BEst MAn
landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:31 pm
[CHORUS:]
Informer
You know say daddy me snow me-a (gonna) blame
A licky boom-boom down
â€˜Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down

——————

*confusion ensues*
Babydoll Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Highsaiah Thomas Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:27 pm
How you gonna feel when the bring me into the court and I have to show the jurors â€œExhibit Dâ€?â€¦.Will all that money be worth losing your own personal tripod?

^I have a feeling that I will get the money and keep the tripod.

^^^DEADâ€¦hahahaha..yea..Itâ€™s that good huh? If it was.. you coulda just rolled over and took 11.6 million out my wallet after you â€œputâ€ me to sleepâ€¦all this litigation was totally unnecesary

^ Yeah, it is that good… but I didn’t start it I just finished it. You were the one that went into defense mode when questioned about our interaction. And I quote: â€I did not do the things that babydoll said I did in that blogâ€ I wasn’t about to lose. SMH…you can’t deny me nigga…that’s the type of ish that makes a bitch wanna get paid. Haven’t ya’ll learned anything. Anucha did it best (none)
catch22 Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:32 pm
pussy on a pedastol dude from The BEst MAn
^
pussy on a pedastal is 40 yo virgin
Phuque Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:32 pm
# landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:29 pm

Babydoll said

dred guy from Oz/Lost

â€”â€”â€”â€”â€”â€“

â€¦ Son been in umpteen movies and TV shows, yet apparantly has no name, therefore remains anonymous â€¦

â€¦ he LOST for REAL â€¦

â€¦ olâ€™ whatâ€™s his name, B-list movie acting lookinâ€™ ass nicka â€¦

^^^^

imdb.com/name/nm0674782/
Highsaiah Thomas Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Yo billz you still got that Biggie mashup joint that Meen did? I’m on like my 3rd comp since I dloaded that shit…I played that shit for a month scrate.
landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:32 pm
I Fux Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Bobbitoâ€™s show on ESPN2 was Steller(c) Landlord

Is that dread guy the pussy on a pedastol dude from The BEst MAn

——————

… yep … still … he has no name to speak of …
I Fux Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:33 pm
catch22 Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:32 pm
pussy on a pedastol dude from The BEst MAn
^
pussy on a pedastal is 40 yo virgin

^^^ You lost not knowing what I am refrencing need to get your movie viewing game up lookin ass nigga
Babydoll Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Phuque Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:32 pm
# landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:29 pm

Babydoll said

dred guy from Oz/Lost

â€”â€”â€”â€”â€”â€“

â€¦ Son been in umpteen movies and TV shows, yet apparantly has no name, therefore remains anonymous â€¦

â€¦ he LOST for REAL â€¦

â€¦ olâ€™ whatâ€™s his name, B-list movie acting lookinâ€™ ass nicka â€¦

^^^^

imdb.com/name/nm0674782/

^LMAO! Exactly!
killa jones Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:35 pm
i20.photobucket.com/albums/b208/jin555/anna.jpg
^^
anna’s last photo b4 she died

don’t look if you have a weak stomach!!!!!!

for real!!!!
cOLD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:35 pm
youtube.com/watch?v=pOAfsuguF3c

my days almost done, i’ll sharing crack until 5
I Fux Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:35 pm
How did I figure him out to be a whitegirl dating type …….ol Harold Perineax looking ass nigga
Digital scales Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:36 pm
damn killa jones that was fucking nasty
catch22 Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:37 pm
you lost dreaming about african pussy with mutumbo.
african booty scratchin ass nigga
killa jones Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:37 pm
i kno!!

told ya not to look
I Fux Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:38 pm
catch22 Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:37 pm
you lost dreaming about african pussy with mutumbo.
african booty scratchin ass nigga

^^ you Lost taking my sense of humor literal, ole sarcasm is the new black lookin ass nigga
Babydoll Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:39 pm
killa jones Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:35 pm
i20.photobucket.com/albums/b208/jin555/anna.jpg
^^
annaâ€™s last photo b4 she died

donâ€™t look if you have a weak stomach!!!!!!

for real!!!!

^SMH…that was eerie!
landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:39 pm
catch22 Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:30 pm
lol @ starbury

â€œshe currently works making â€œdreams come trueâ€ for poor kids.â€
i think what he meant to say was:

she currently works making dreams come true [by swallowing your] kids

——————-

… Steph been having mad quotables this summer …

“… when I saw my sister, i just wanted to kiss her, and feel her body against mine, her soul against my soul …” (c) now famous Bruce Beck interview …

“… c’m here Brucie baby ! … i wanna see the spit on your mouth …” (c) Starbury …

… GO NY GO NY GO ! …
I Fux Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:39 pm
*slight gag* *proceeds to forget said ANS pic* yuckkkkkkkk(c) Pusha T
Digital scales Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:40 pm
damn she really was a feen….
Words is Born Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:40 pm
nah y’all got it wrong.. harry p is livin’. he can go to the mall without being mauled and he doin’ movies, TV, etc… livin’ that hollywood life anyway. he may not be bringing in don cheadle figures, but he comfortable.. i’d rather be in that situation than working in this god forsaken company…

*looks at co-worker walking by…

*says.. “hey jim, how’s that account going? if you need any help, don’t hesitate to ask. I know the client pretty well…”
electrogremlinCS88 Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:40 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jwYAoxvfvI

Nigga WHAT!
Babydoll Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Words is Born Says:

October 3rd, 2007 at 4:40 pm
nah yâ€™all got it wrong.. harry p is livinâ€™. he can go to the mall without being mauled and he doinâ€™ movies, TV, etcâ€¦ livinâ€™ that hollywood life anyway. he may not be bringing in don cheadle figures, but he comfortable.. iâ€™d rather be in that situation than working in this god forsaken companyâ€¦

*looks at co-worker walking byâ€¦

*says.. â€œhey jim, howâ€™s that account going? if you need any help, donâ€™t hesitate to ask. I know the client pretty wellâ€¦â€

^LMAO!
landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:43 pm
… dude done acted in over 40 projects, and nobody knew his name until today … and i forgot it that quick … Harold Parrallel ?? …
catch22 Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:44 pm
you lost using that picture of yourself on your blog. or was that sarcasm too
Highsaiah Thomas Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:44 pm
*grabs babydoll by her waist with both hands*

*sticks tongue down her throat*

*flickers it against the back of her navel*

*reaches in her backpocket and takes out his 11.6 million*
cOLD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Anna can still get it in that pic
landLORD Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:46 pm
… Anna Nicole Smith’s reality show = the GOAT of reality shows …

… she was built like a 38 yr old North Milwaukee WI sister, on that show …
killa jones Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:46 pm
a528.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/70/l_756e0813ead397af0b3646dbfb8cc3bf.jpg

^^
jim finaly paid MAX-b in 10dollar billz and some weed!!! lol

a158.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/98/l_beb9e084ae0683062487770174d0f555.jpg

nigga happy!!!
G7 Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:53 pm
word!
Korean Slap Boxer Says:
October 4th, 2007 at 5:41 am
Crooked I tracks…

^^Quaiiiiiid Open Your Miiind

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