Video: UPS Is Hiring

Jeff and Eric over at The Real always send me links to their new videos and I always end up taking forever to watch them, but then I always end up laughing. LOL @ the Fedex and DHL guys.

Also: Hip-Hop is the Single Most Destructive Force in Society


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260 Responses to “Video: UPS Is Hiring”

  1. Rey Says:

    FIRST!

  2. HHF Says:

    Uno

  3. HHF Says:

    These shits are too funny……hiphop has fucked up the world lol

  4. Rey Says:

    YOU GOT THAT SHIT RIGHT, DOGGIE! BOW IN THE PRESENCE OF FIRSTNESS! CHOKE ON MY FIRSTOSITY!

  5. HHF Says:

    damn it mofucka

  6. HHF Says:

    6?

  7. HHF Says:

    7?

  8. cOLD Says:

    50 on the Curtis leak:

    Sometimes record companies give advance copies of a cd to newspaper music reviewers so they can listen to it and review. Well those same reviewers usually rip the cd and share it with the world. SHIT HAPPENS!

    Vitamin water Baby!

    ^Curtis leaked?

  9. Rey Says:

    I locked my keys in my car. I lost.

    OR DID I?

    Luckily, I left the sunroof open! I won!

  10. HHF Says:

    8?

  11. landLORD Says:

    Rey said

    CHOKE ON MY FIRSTOSITY!

    ————————

    … AYYYOOOOO !!! …

  12. Phuque Says:

    # landLORD Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    Rey said

    CHOKE ON MY FIRSTOSITY!

    ————————

    … AYYYOOOOO !!! …

    ^^^

    LMAO….this ninja used to say a lot more than “ayo”…..NR’s Curtis vs. Kanye posts have corrupted his brain….

  13. landLORD Says:

    … Kiwi-Strawberry Vitamin Water > Formula 50 Vitamin Water …

  14. cOLD Says:

    yo land how is asking if anyone seen the rolling stone cover AYYOOOO?

  15. Big Homie Says:

    Damnit now everybody is going to comment on this on here instead of my blog. I lost

    LOL

    Back to the other post, that Curtis and 50 cover is out? Link?

  16. Belize Says:

    *hands eskay late pass*

  17. landLORD Says:

    cOLD Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
    yo land how is asking if anyone seen the rolling stone cover AYYOOOO?

    —————–

    … it really isnt … im just dusting the rust off my keyboard … vacation is a helluva drug …

  18. cOLD Says:

    hootie hasnt been around since the Kanye photoshop thing huh? yall some cruel mofos

  19. Big Homie Says:

    Speaking of Biggie

    http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=13276

  20. Belize Says:

    The real are sum real sneeky bastards…i think they frwd this to every blogger

  21. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    landLORD Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
    … Kiwi-Strawberry Vitamin Water > Formula 50 Vitamin Water …

    ^^^
    *daps LAND*

  22. landLORD Says:

    Phuque siad

    LMAO….this ninja used to say a lot more than “ayo”…..NR’s Curtis vs. Kanye posts have corrupted his brain….

    ——————–

    … on some level that may be accurate … i began to reflect on the monotony of the subject matter … and how the monotony of commentary reflected that of the aforementioned subject matter …

  23. Belize Says:

    Speaking bout biggies..

    anybody do his “shyt on a girl” thing yet?

  24. pmass Says:

    I wonder if they deliver packages to Biggie’s mom’s crib……she problably still waiting on some shit to be delivered from ’94……

  25. nation Says:

    I locked my keys in my car. I lost.

    OR DID I?

    Luckily, I left the sunroof open! I won!

    ^^^^^take off that fitted before you hop in

  26. landLORD Says:

    cOLD Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    hootie hasnt been around since the Kanye photoshop thing huh? yall some cruel mofos

    ——————-

    … what had happened ? …

  27. G7 Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
    Damnit now everybody is going to comment on this on here instead of my blog. I lost

    ===
    the comments come here, but you get full props for posting it first.

  28. Rey Says:

    *daps the returning Morpheus*

  29. young global Says:

    LOL!….. The Asian Diddy Bop….LMAO

  30. landLORD Says:

    *daps Rey & CS88*

  31. Belize Says:

    Yo anybody see that lil Mexican Nucca cross the shyt out of Kobe yesturday for a 4pt play?

    Shyt was great!

  32. Rey Says:

    @ Phuque.. Send whatever you were gonna send me to my yahoo mail. r_rod04 @ yahoo com

  33. landLORD Says:

    … MLB 2K7 > Madden 2008 …

  34. Rey Says:

    nation Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
    I locked my keys in my car. I lost.

    OR DID I?

    Luckily, I left the sunroof open! I won!

    ^^^^^take off that fitted before you hop in

    ****

    I don’t wear my hat when I’m driving.. I’d need a convertible.

  35. cOLD Says:

    … what had happened ? …

    ^forgot whos blog it was, but the summer jam screen was in full effect I think nations blog. check it.

  36. pmass Says:

    Belize Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
    Yo anybody see that lil Mexican Nucca cross the shyt out of Kobe yesturday for a 4pt play?

    Shyt was great!

    ========================

    yeah, that shit was crazy….Kobe tried to take his damn head off (no flying guillotine) after his ankles caught up with the rest of his body…..

  37. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
    Damnit now everybody is going to comment on this on here instead of my blog. I lost

    ^^^

    Nah Homie, I hit your blog up first

    Shark Niggas (c) Raekwon

  38. Phuque Says:

    @ Rey – sent.

  39. Belize Says:

    >r_rod04

    ^

    That email name deserves a [||]

  40. Big Homie Says:

    the comments come here, but you get full props for posting it first.

    ^ Nation to my knowledge had it first. I saw the vid first there.

    Its cool. I got dope Lox tracks in the previous post lol

    FUNNY STORY While we on the subject of lockin keys in cars. One time I thought I lost mine coming back from a trip. I call up a locksmith pay the money for them to get in my car, make me another key. Soon as they pull out the parking lot where I left my car during my trip, I find them in my Northface I had on. I swear man those pieces have so many pockets inside is ridiculous. I thought I checked every pocket, but I didnt. What a great way to waste a few hundreds bucks for nothing. Literally when them fucks pull out I find my keys. smh

  41. Rey Says:

    @ Big Homie.. That sucks dude.. I can see that happening to me.

    ~~~

    Belize Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
    >r_rod04

    ^

    That email name deserves a [||]

    ^^^^

    SO IS YOUR FACE!

  42. Phuque Says:

    @ land – no time, no comments fam….how are things?

  43. Rey Says:

    Thanks Phuque.

  44. Belize Says:

    pmass Says:

    ========================

    yeah, that shit was crazy….Kobe tried to take his damn head off (no flying guillotine) after his ankles caught up with the rest of his body…

    ^

    Yeah..then Kobe tried to get butthurt cuz they pulled him off Lil Vato and put Lebron on him. Kobe got Antonio daniel’ed

  45. G7 Says:

    >>Yo anybody see that lil Mexican Nucca cross the shyt out of Kobe yesturday for a 4pt play?

    ^Kobe got crossed up by a Mexican?? *Proceeds to youtube*

  46. cMac Says:

    LMAO @ THIS POST!!!

    I work at UPS haha

  47. pmass Says:

    @ Homie

    Let’s just say you look over and retype that last sentence after the word “Literally”……

  48. Paperstacker Says:

    Money wins a beef, not some random lyrics… who gives a fuck…

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Whoever co-signs this is delusional. Money wins beef?? WTF is that.

    This is why hip hop is dead. The art of battling is dead, battles are based on lyrical skills and rhymes, it’s just like sparring, its part of the artform.

    And when you mention LL and Canibus, you do know LL won the battle with lyrics right? Not with money. So that point is void. LL killed canibus on Jack The Ripper and 4321 so it wasn’t based on money.

    Oh yeah and since we talking about that………

    Young Joc>LLoyd Banks, Mazeradi Fox, Rich Deniro, Mob Deep

    Yeah Young Joc is better than Mob deep. top 10 hip hop money makers list. It aint about skills no more, money wins this shit.

  49. G7 Says:

    welcome back Land

  50. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    Paperstacker Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
    Money wins a beef, not some random lyrics… who gives a fuck…

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Whoever co-signs this is delusional. Money wins beef?? WTF is that.

    This is why hip hop is dead. The art of battling is dead, battles are based on lyrical skills and rhymes, it’s just like sparring, its part of the artform.

    And when you mention LL and Canibus, you do know LL won the battle with lyrics right? Not with money. So that point is void. LL killed canibus on Jack The Ripper and 4321 so it wasn’t based on money.

    Oh yeah and since we talking about that………

    Young Joc>LLoyd Banks, Mazeradi Fox, Rich Deniro, Mob Deep

    Yeah Young Joc is better than Mob deep. top 10 hip hop money makers list. It aint about skills no more, money wins this shit.

    ^^^

    Commit suicide P-stacks, right after you finish killin hip hop…g’head and 1 yourself

  51. Two-Times Says:

    What up y’all…….Landlord, what’s good?

    I Run Nahright…

  52. G7 Says:

    cMac Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
    LMAO @ THIS POST!!!

    I work at UPS haha

    ====
    glad you’re not mad. lol

  53. Rey Says:

    What up Dos Veces?

  54. tyrone biggums Says:

    Whats good Nah right….i just finished my post ranking Wr’s for Fantasy Football…..

    newjerseydrive.wordpress.com

  55. G7 Says:

    *awaits clash between two-times & paperstacker*
    nhoc

  56. cMac Says:

    # G7 Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:15 pm

    cMac Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
    LMAO @ THIS POST!!!

    I work at UPS haha

    ====
    glad you’re not mad. lol
    _______

    Yeah, because they pretty much pay us more than Fed Ex or DHL can afford to.

  57. Two-Times Says:

    rey…what’s the deal……

  58. Big Homie Says:

    Yeah Young Joc is better than Mob deep. top 10 hip hop money makers list. It aint about skills no more, money wins this shit.

    ^^ Does that man Jay is currently Hip Hops Greatest?? lol

  59. Rey Says:

    NO HOMO and all.. but D’Angelo’s voice is sick on this Common track.. I feel like it’s been forever since I’ve heard singing like that, with Justin and T-Pain and motherfucking Akon and R. Kelly “singing”..

    I mean, Usher has a good voice, but D’Angie on this one? Pffff..

  60. Rey Says:

    What up TyBiggs?

    @ 2X– Not much, homey.. It’s been a good couple weeks for me, we’re 2 weeks away from new ‘Ye & 50 respectively.. It’s a beautiful time to be alive.

  61. nation Says:

    >> … what had happened ? …

    http://www.wmdeez.wordpress.com/2007/08/22/cant-tell-him-nothing/

  62. nation Says:

    btw lan… vacation is a pagan ritual… and i’ll tell you why in a few minutes

  63. Rey Says:

    Yo Ty.. I d/l’d the Mobb Deep you sent me.. I’m gonna listen tonite.

  64. BKScribe Says:

    I jus saw.. for the first time.. that soulja boy video… I was in the middle of writing a blog when it happened… but i might.. after that.. actually be done with hip hop.

  65. cMac Says:

    # Rey Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    NO HOMO and all.. but D’Angelo’s voice is sick on this Common track.. I feel like it’s been forever since I’ve heard singing like that, with Justin and T-Pain and motherfucking Akon and R. Kelly “singing”..

    I mean, Usher has a good voice, but D’Angie on this one? Pffff..
    ______

    De did kill it on that joint. It made me happy to hear some real singing again…

  66. G7 Says:

    *daps ty biggs*

  67. pmass Says:

    tyrone biggums Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    Whats good Nah right….i just finished my post ranking Wr’s for Fantasy Football…..

    newjerseydrive.wordpress.com

    ======================

    I’ve looked over your WR rankings a couple of times, and I still haven’t found Bernard Berrian….I guess that was just an oversight on your part…..

    Ty-

  68. tyrone biggums Says:

    Big Homie Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
    Yeah Young Joc is better than Mob deep. top 10 hip hop money makers list. It aint about skills no more, money wins this shit.

    ^^ Does that man Jay is currently Hip Hops Greatest?? lol

    ….it would also mean country music is the best genre of music, or that Britney spears and the backstreet boys were the most talented singers 5 years ago……sales = pop culture, not talent and skill

    …..pop culture also has a shorter shelf life, hence the fast rise to stardom and even faster self destruction…..i’d rather be looked at as a legand for a decade plus ( nas ) than enjoy 3 years of super stardom as a sell out…..

  69. Belize Says:

    Rey Says:

    ^^^^

    SO IS YOUR FACE!

    ^
    My face > Ur face

    U mad?

  70. BKScribe Says:

    # Belize Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    Rey Says:

    ^^^^

    SO IS YOUR FACE!

    ^
    My face > Ur face

    ^^ [ll]

  71. It'smesnitches Says:

    This video is funny….lol….

  72. Belize Says:

    I just showed the UPS guy this clip

    He’s on the floor right now..lol

  73. Two-Times Says:

    Money wins beef?? WTF is that.

    This is why hip hop is dead. The art of battling is dead, battles are based on lyrical skills and rhymes, it’s just like sparring, its part of the artform.

    ^^^ Yes, like I said it’s not 92 anymore… Times have changed…. I’m not saying it’s right or wrong….

    It’s all about money, power, influence, the machine you behind, your success level, the public preception……. that’s what makes it…

    let’s take the TI/Flip example…. TI is winning Grammy, Starring in motion pictures, selling platinum back-to-back albums, doing national CHevy ads, Nationwide tours with Ciara, etc…. while Lil Flip changed labels and then sold 50,000 1st week….
    so would it matter if Flip had even 20 mixtape diss tracks that were fire..?… no it wouldn’t

  74. !Ven-Tech? Says:

    nation Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
    >> … what had happened ? …

    http://www.wmdeez.wordpress.com/2007/08/22/cant-tell-him-nothing/
    ^^^

    *still dying*

  75. Rey Says:

    @ cMac– F’real.. I mean, I know I’m a Fall Out Boy stan, but damm, that’s not “real” singing the way D’Angelo, John Legend, Musiq (on kweli’s album I’m thinking of) sing. I miss that.

    LF– “Forever Begins” beat > Rest of the album. It came on just now and gave me a chill. No homo, but damm, I love that music still moves me.

    ~~~~

    Belize Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
    Rey Says:

    ^^^^

    SO IS YOUR FACE!

    ^
    My face > Ur face

    U mad?

    ***

    Touche!

  76. tyrone biggums Says:

    I’ve looked over your WR rankings a couple of times, and I still haven’t found Bernard Berrian….I guess that was just an oversight on your part…..

    Ty-

    …..you know it kind of was…..i just noticed a couple i left off…..there a bunch i meant to leave off…..not cause i think they suck that much just i think they are being drafted waaaaay too high and therefor i know they will be off the board when i’m suggesting you take them. Berrian could of fit in there in the late 20′s but he isnt gonna have as good a year as last year. REx is still there qb after all….not too mention his year last year was overrated…he had a couple huge games but disappeared the rest of the year, he was the 30th top scoring receiver last year and i think it will get worse……

  77. Paperstacker Says:

    Does that man Jay is currently Hip Hops Greatest?? lol

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    I guess so, since everyone wanna judge this shit by how much money a rapper has. Or maybe it’s just the 50 cent fans. For some reason 50 fans always use that money argument for some reason.

  78. Belize Says:

    G7 Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
    >>Yo anybody see that lil Mexican Nucca cross the shyt out of Kobe yesturday for a 4pt play?

    ^Kobe got crossed up by a Mexican?? *Proceeds to youtube*

    ^

    If u find it lemme know..i been tryin to find it all day

  79. Big Homie Says:

    Belize: Yea I showed the DHL lady and she was dying too

  80. Rey Says:

    Re: Two Times’ speech.. I’m not mad at him for saying it, but I hate that he’s speaking factually. (no shots fired)

  81. nation Says:

    Two-Times… your opinion may sound valid because of the confident tone you use, but you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. that shit you spew isn’t common sense.

    “Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth”

    “A man is getting along on the road to wisdom when he begins to realize that his opinion is just an opinion”

    nation dropping science like a one-handed chemist (c) billz

  82. Belize Says:

    Rey Says:

    ***

    Touche!

    ^
    I-Dont-Speaka-No-french-daaaammmmmmiiitttt

  83. tyrone biggums Says:

    Two-Times Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    Money wins beef?? WTF is that.

    This is why hip hop is dead. The art of battling is dead, battles are based on lyrical skills and rhymes, it’s just like sparring, its part of the artform.

    ^^^ Yes, like I said it’s not 92 anymore… Times have changed…. I’m not saying it’s right or wrong….

    It’s all about money, power, influence, the machine you behind, your success level, the public preception……. that’s what makes it…

    let’s take the TI/Flip example…. TI is winning Grammy, Starring in motion pictures, selling platinum back-to-back albums, doing national CHevy ads, Nationwide tours with Ciara, etc…. while Lil Flip changed labels and then sold 50,000 1st week….
    so would it matter if Flip had even 20 mixtape diss tracks that were fire..?… no it wouldn’t

    …….no times havent changed…….your just a groupie…..looking at it from a groupie point of view……this isnt about popular votes it’s about skills and talent……not a vote for whose gonna be school president….

  84. G7 Says:

    >>Or maybe it’s just the 50 cent fans. For some reason 50 fans always use that money argument for some reason.

    ^This is true. they think the same way Cifty does. They lack the inability to think for themselves.

  85. Paperstacker Says:

    let’s take the TI/Flip example…. TI is winning Grammy, Starring in motion pictures, selling platinum back-to-back albums, doing national CHevy ads, Nationwide tours with Ciara, etc…. while Lil Flip changed labels and then sold 50,000 1st week….
    so would it matter if Flip had even 20 mixtape diss tracks that were fire..?… no it wouldn’t

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Negative. TI is better than flip and he killed flip lyrically. I don’t care about the rest, TI killed him before the rest of the latter success anyways.

    Young Joc>Mobb Deep

  86. Words is Born Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
    Belize: Yea I showed the DHL lady and she was dying too

    ^i wonder how the folks at fed-ex feel about it, lol.

  87. nation Says:

    >> Re: Two Times’ speech.. I’m not mad at him for saying it, but I hate that he’s speaking factually. (no shots fired)

    facts or not, he’s distracting you from the fact that 50 is losing and that Kanye is winning. simple as that

    insert co-signs$ here

  88. Two-Times Says:

    I Run Nahright

  89. Belize Says:

    TI before he went multi plat > TI now

    Fiddy before his success of GRODT > Fiddy now

    Lil Wayne Before he kissed baby = a nigga in a closet yelling “im trapped”

  90. tyrone biggums Says:

    nation dropping science like a one-handed chemist (c) billz

    …lmao….
    ” GURU TOLD ME TO SLOW UP THE FLOW/
    CAUSE SCIENE AND METAPHORS WILL SLOW DOWN THE DOE “
    (C) jay electronica

  91. tyrone biggums Says:

    nation dropping science like a one-handed chemist (c) billz

    *EDIT*

    …lmao….
    ” GURU TOLD ME TO SLOW UP THE FLOW/
    CAUSE SCIENE AND METAPHORS WILL SLOW UP THE DOE “
    (C) jay electronica

  92. Paperstacker Says:

    Man, 2x weren’t you arguing that Jay-Z aint kill mobb deep like 2 days ago?? That he aint win the battle.LMAO…..

    Def Jam president, over 1 mil sold, Budweiser commercials, 40/40 Club, S.carter clothing/shoes, New Jersey NETS, Number 1 Hip Hop earner, Net Worth 547mill, Rocafella

    OH YEAH JAY Z DID KILL MOBB DEEP, HE ENDED THEIR EXISTANCE RIGHT. I mean thats what you said, money wins battles.

  93. Rey Says:

    lol @ Beli..

    @ Nation– Dude, I’m buying 2 copies of ‘Ye, and time has slowed down to a crawl because I want that new ‘Ye album ahora.

    Two Times’ is bringing up good points, yes–Does that mean I don’t think 50′s time is done? No.

  94. tyrone biggums Says:

    @ rey – no doubt make sure you do there are staright up classics through out that album

  95. It'smesnitches Says:

    !Ven-Tech? Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    nation Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
    >> … what had happened ? …

    http://www.wmdeez.wordpress.com/2007/08/22/cant-tell-him-nothing/
    ^^^

    *still dying*

    ^Ven who is that in the pic?

  96. nation Says:

    >> Negative. TI is better than flip and he killed flip lyrically. I don’t care about the rest, TI killed him before the rest of the latter success anyways.

    *exhales radiation*

    furthermore, 50 cent attacked Cam’Ron in that beef. not that it wasn’t warranted or anything, not that i give a shit or that any of 50′s beefs are warranted, but 50 recorded the first song/video in that beef. having more money than Cam’Ron, you’re telling me he entered that beef the victor? and that no matter what trash 50 cent or Cam’ron would spit wouldn’t change the status of the beef because the Assacre sold more in stores whereas Cam’s last album flopped

    gtfoh… you lost your mind kid

  97. G7 Says:

    If it wasn’t for the money Jay woulda lost that battle against Mobb Deep…LMAO!

  98. Rey Says:

    @ Ty.. I’m gonna.. Worse comes to worse I’ll burn it to a CD and listen tomorrow.

  99. nation Says:

    ” GURU TOLD ME TO SLOW UP THE FLOW/
    CAUSE SCIENE AND METAPHORS WILL SLOW UP THE DOE “ (C) jay electronica

    ^^^^^i was tripping when i heard that line

  100. Two-Times Says:

    SO let me ask all of you dumbfucks out there something…

    If some random 17 year old from Florida, comes out with a mixtape online with 20 diss songs toward Jay-Z… And all the songs are 1000x better than Takeover or Ether, does that mean the not known kid, just won a battle/beef with Jay-Z and destroyed him…..????

    y’all are delousional….but y’all think y’all are geniuses…

    I Run Nahright

  101. landLORD Says:

    Phuque Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
    @ land – no time, no comments fam….how are things?

    ——————

    … things are good … how you Pham ? …

  102. tyrone biggums Says:

    Paperstacker Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
    Man, 2x weren’t you arguing that Jay-Z aint kill mobb deep like 2 days ago?? That he aint win the battle.LMAO…..

    …….thats the thing about 2 x’s him and his groupies only use the arguements they use when its to their advantage….they talk all the sales shit only sales matter than they explain that yayo and banks flopping doesnt matter cause they stay killing the mixtapes and bring that dumbout….everything the say is contrictory to what they said 5 minutes ago and what they will say in 2 minutes from now…..but as soon as what they are saying can and does get flipped around to make g-unit look bad the abandon that reasoning and go the complete oppisite route.

  103. Paperstacker Says:

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    2X theres a difference between a battle iniciated between 2 hip hop artists who are established and known by their skills, compared to some random mofo releasing 20 mixtapes going at someone. Battles were Hov and Nas, LL and Canibus. Game and 50 wasn’t a battle. I think you have the definition of a battle wrong.

  104. Two-Times Says:

    Paperstacker Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
    Man, 2x weren’t you arguing that Jay-Z aint kill mobb deep like 2 days ago?? That he aint win the battle.LMAO…..

    Def Jam president, over 1 mil sold, Budweiser commercials, 40/40 Club, S.carter clothing/shoes, New Jersey NETS, Number 1 Hip Hop earner, Net Worth 547mill, Rocafella

    OH YEAH JAY Z DID KILL MOBB DEEP, HE ENDED THEIR EXISTANCE RIGHT. I mean thats what you said, money wins battles.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    I don’t know what I said… i think i said Hov didn’t crush them or something…

    And listen, you can take my words for what they are or you can turning them into something else… I didn’t just say money,…i said alot of things with that…

  105. G7 Says:

    co-sign ty and pstacks

  106. Paperstacker Says:

    If some random 17 year old from Florida, comes out with a mixtape online with 20 diss songs toward Jay-Z… And all the songs are 1000x better than Takeover or Ether, does that mean the not known kid, just won a battle/beef with Jay-Z and destroyed him…..????

    y’all are delousional….but y’all think y’all are geniuses…

    I Run Nahright

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    That isnt a battle ,its some random mofo releasing a diss track at established rappers. Game and 50 wasn’t even a battle. The only battle 50 been in is with Ja Rule.

  107. Plug Says:

    *currently listening to spice 1 “amerikkkas nightmare”*

  108. Paperstacker Says:

    And listen, you can take my words for what they are or you can turning them into something else… I didn’t just say money,…i said alot of things with that…

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Yes you said money. Deals, record label backing, budget, chevy deals or whatever, endorsements, etc etc=MONEY

  109. landLORD Says:

    http://www.wmdeez.wordpress.com/2007/08/22/cant-tell-him-nothing/
    ^^^

    ———————

    … so Darius dont visit here anymore ? … i think he was also hurt because we didnt accept his openly gay photo with Phoney Jackson … i still laugh at the overt gayness of that picture … limp wristed posturing, whilst adorned with pastel pinstripes … smh …

  110. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    …GATTDAMN, ita a full house. (no bob saget & kimmy)

  111. Rey Says:

    *currently listening to spice girls “wannabe”

  112. Two-Times Says:

    Paperstacker Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
    ^^^^^^^^^^

    2X theres a difference between a battle iniciated between 2 hip hop artists who are established and known by their skills, compared to some random mofo releasing 20 mixtapes going at someone. Battles were Hov and Nas, LL and Canibus. Game and 50 wasn’t a battle. I think you have the definition of a battle wrong.

    ^^^^^^

    Nah, answer the question…

    y’all the ones talking all that lyrical shit..
    If that same kid relases 2,000 mixtapes online with 30 songs on each mixtape going at Nas & Jay-Z..and all the songs are 5000x better than Ether & Takeover…. and it’s the best lyrical shit ever…..but only 10,000 even here it…
    Does that kid beat Jay-Z and Nas…?

  113. tyrone biggums Says:

    nation Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
    ” GURU TOLD ME TO SLOW UP THE FLOW/
    CAUSE SCIENE AND METAPHORS WILL SLOW UP THE DOE “ (C) jay electronica

    ^^^^^i was tripping when i heard that line

    ….yeah…i rewond that like 12 times as soon as i heard it….that line and shit the whole song is so dope……that and the bil cosby line is my favorite shit of the year……

    ” if you can’t feel this rhyme than sorry jack /
    you don’t know about rap /
    and if you don’t know about struggle you don’t know about black /
    and i don’t give a fuck what Bill cosby says/
    cause the problems gonna exist when bill cosbys dead/
    and i dont think the revelation from the supreme beings residing /
    and hiding /
    out in bill cosby’s head “

  114. green eyes Says:

    afternoon folks landLORD’s back, good to see-you-typing.

  115. G7 Says:

    lol @ Phoney Jackson

  116. Paperstacker Says:

    Starring in motion pictures, selling platinum back-to-back albums, doing national CHevy ads, Nationwide tours with Ciara, etc…

    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    2x thats what u said. Motion Pictures=money, Platinum back to back=money, Chevy ads=Money, Tours with Ciara=Money

  117. G7 Says:

    Rey Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
    *currently listening to spice girls “wannabe”

    ===
    good one Rey. You almost had me going there.

  118. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Hip-Hop Weekly Learns How To Source, Forgets How To Fact Check
    ^^^^^

    complex mag is the shit, i get every month. a must. SHOUT OUT the Jews over @ Complex… “bagles & Lox for everybody!”

  119. Belize Says:

    If it wasn’t for the money Jay woulda lost that battle against Mobb Deep

    ^
    whats the argument?

    ——————————————————————

    @ 2X..I hear ya, but it depends on damage control, anybody can ether u on a track, but how u are affected financially, mentally and emotionally is a bif factor. Like I think Hova killed Nas, but I can see why people would think different because Jay’s self esteem got murked. Prodigy lost a big on the confidence after Hova did him dirty, and you know that homie

    (check this @ 5:18 jIC u dont believe me:)

    youtube.com/watch?v=bERp8RwjWEI

  120. landLORD Says:

    green eyes Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
    afternoon folks landLORD’s back, good to see-you-typing

    ————————-

    … thank you, miss Lady …

  121. nation Says:

    oh man that bill cosby line is incredible. it can shatter any town hall meeting oprah holds or any million man march orchestrated by the rainbow coalition

  122. Paperstacker Says:

    Nah, answer the question…

    y’all the ones talking all that lyrical shit..
    If that same kid relases 2,000 mixtapes online with 30 songs on each mixtape going at Nas & Jay-Z..and all the songs are 5000x better than Ether & Takeover…. and it’s the best lyrical shit ever…..but only 10,000 even here it…
    Does that kid beat Jay-Z and Nas…?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    WHAT? I just did answer the question. I said it isn’t a battle. A battle is a feud between to rappers. It’s like sparring you gotta be in the ring to do it. Rap battles often start with subliminals and build up, and they often have a real story behind them. What you are talking about is 50 cent, releasing 20,000 mixtapes randomly going at people, isn’t battling.

  123. tyrone biggums Says:

    y’all the ones talking all that lyrical shit..
    If that same kid relases 2,000 mixtapes online with 30 songs on each mixtape going at Nas & Jay-Z..and all the songs are 5000x better than Ether & Takeover…. and it’s the best lyrical shit ever…..but only 10,000 even here it…
    Does that kid beat Jay-Z and Nas…?

    ….thats not a battle….are you that stupid ?….no one can lose a battle they don;t particpate in…….if someone makes better music than jay for 5 + years than we will say he is better until than nothing………I dont even know where your going with this either cause who is 50 battling right now ?

    him and kanye arent battling just releasing albums on the same day and as much as i hate talking about it only delusonal groupies like you think curtis will sell more

  124. Two-Times Says:

    I said Money, power, influence, public perception, the machine behind you, etc..

    but yeah it all comes back to money…

    y’all just want to sit there in denial, but it’s the truth…

    go ask Jay-Z, and I’m sure he’ll tell you similar things as I what I’ve been saying…he understands the game right now….

  125. Rey Says:

    G7 Says:

    ===
    good one Rey. You almost had me going there.

    ^^^

    Heh, I was definitely kidding with that one. Plug said Spice 1 so I felt the need to interject.

  126. Belize Says:

    *bif = big [||]

  127. landLORD Says:

    … Mike Vick reprimanding dogs who are slacking in their fight game > Mike Vick conveniently “finding” Jesus … who apparantly was lost somewhere …

  128. Phuque Says:

    Two-Times:

    >>If some random 17 year old from Florida, comes out with a mixtape online with 20 diss songs toward Jay-Z… And all the songs are 1000x better than Takeover or Ether, does that mean the not known kid, just won a battle/beef with Jay-Z and destroyed him…..????

    y’all are delousional….but y’all think y’all are geniuses…

    ^^^

    No – you’re delusional.

    And yes, I’m going to tell you why…

    First of all, a random 17 year old kid from Florida does not sustain the credibility to go up against a successful rapper like Jay. Even if he wrote 1,000,000 diss tracks that were “better” than Takeover/Ether, Jay’s credibility as an artist alone would overshadow it. You can’t win a battle when the other person (or the fans) aren’t giving you the time of day.

    Second, TI is obviously a better lyricist than Flip. Now it Flip was the one with all of the success, then maybe you could say that lyrics don’t matter in a battle.

    Third, its obvious that a lot, if not the majority of Curtis’ fans are female. Its even more obvious that these fans would rather shake their asses to “Disco Inferno” than listen to Power of a Dollar.

    Financial/corporate success does not dictate who wins battles (look @ Jay vs. Nas – “Ether” was the nail in the coffin, and I’m a Jay fan). There are two different kinds of fans nowadays – the ones who listen to the lyrics, and the ones who listen to the beats. If you think that money and success are deciding factors in winning battles, you’re obviously a little too concerned with a what a rapper does outside of the booth.

    Get my endorsements in the back.

  129. tyrone biggums Says:

    * daps land cause besides myself this the only other guy who knew what I knew and that was that mike mussina was washed up and done 2-3 years ago*

  130. Phuque Says:

    # landLORD Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    … Mike Vick reprimanding dogs who are slacking in their fight game > Mike Vick conveniently “finding” Jesus … who apparantly was lost somewhere …

    ^^^

    Get that nigga on the phone….I’ve been trying to find Waldo for 10 years…

  131. landLORD Says:

    … Patty Mayo > Rihanna …

  132. Two-Times Says:

    @ Tybiggs

    Go back to sucking off Buddens dick… and dont’ even respond to my comments…

  133. Rey Says:

    LOUD NOISES!

  134. Phuque Says:

    @ Rey – you get my email?

  135. G7 Says:

    … Mike Vick reprimanding dogs who are slacking in their fight game > Mike Vick conveniently “finding” Jesus … who apparantly was lost somewhere …

    ====
    lol @ these people finding Jesus when shit hits the fan. Paris Hilton found Jesus after being in jail for 25 minutes….SMH.

  136. Belize Says:

    The Mike Vick shyt is a joke..I refuse to partake in any discussion about this bullshyt when my homeboy is going back to Iraq for a 5th tour

  137. Belize Says:

    This game even included the unlikeliest of sights, Kobe Bryant getting his ankles broken on the perimeter by Mexico’s Romel Beck, who grew up a Lakers fan in San Bernardino, Calif., and played collegiately at UNLV. Beck faked a move to his right and then shuffled quickly to his left, hitting a 3-pointer while fouled by Bryant on the shot, then completing the four-point play.

  138. green eyes Says:

    Get that nigga on the phone….I’ve been trying to find Waldo for 10 years…

    ^ lol

  139. Two-Times Says:

    When you sign the guy you’ve been beefin’ with to your record label, you have fucking won the beef…esp. the one who was fucking your baby moms too.. ex. Nas signing with Jay….

    that mean Hov’s conisstency with the money & power was too much for Nas to handle… so he lost….bad…

  140. tyrone biggums Says:

    landLORD Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
    … Mike Vick reprimanding dogs who are slacking in their fight game > Mike Vick conveniently “finding” Jesus … who apparantly was lost somewhere …

    ….lmao….well good for jesus at least…it’s no good to have him wandering around lost……i was already to write a post telling people to leave the man alone now let him live he is being punished for his actions…..until i realized that motherfucker has been snitching too…….i read the other day they ave busted 15 different dog fighting rings around the country since his arrest and part of vick’s plea agreement would be his willingness to co-operate as a witness in other cases….

  141. landLORD Says:

    tyrone biggums Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
    * daps land cause besides myself this the only other guy who knew what I knew and that was that mike mussina was washed up and done 2-3 years ago*

    —————————

    … please dont get me started about that miserable bastard … especially after they extended his contract at 23 million per year, for TWO years, but wouldnt give Bernie a fucking dime … they wouldnt give Mariano Rivera (aka GOAT) a fucking dime … wouldnt give Posada a fucking dime (top 10 catcher of alltime)… threw Sheffield to the dumpster … you cant tell me Torre/Steinbrenner aint some Mafia/Nazi/Klansmen …

  142. Rey Says:

    landLORD Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
    … Patty Mayo > Rihanna …

    ^^^^

    Like, from “Doug” Patty Mayonaisse?

  143. BKScribe Says:

    To put shit into perspective

    If anyone can’t see that Jada bodied 50 on the diss track, they have no business listenin to hip hop. I personally don’t give two fucks about jadabitch, but he went in on that diss record and as a fan of hip hop I can appreciate the effort put forth. 50 lost in terms of that one song compared to the other song, but sales aside 50 put together better efforts musically. overall albums, not just lyrics. An artists financial statements shouldn’t matter when comparing hot music, but it is what it is.

  144. Paperstacker Says:

    Man, Why don’t Bill Gates start rapping, He would be the best rapper in history right 2x?

    Why do fans even care how much their favorite rappers make, its the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Fans don’t recieve and money from the albums yet 2x you would rather argue about how Ayo technology is a good song for spins, than argue that you want a good track from a fans prespective. The consumer is suppose to demand what they like, not tell the sellers to bring down the quality of teh product and promise to still buy it.

    Thats why fans decide who wins battles, all the money shit is irrelevant to me, all we get are lyrics and beats on a cd, not advances, chevy deals and our own 40/40 club.

  145. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    green eyes Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
    afternoon folks landLORD’s back, good to see-you-typing.

    ^^^
    Co-Sign.
    LandLORD is to Nah what Yoda is to The Force…Look, See:
    tinyurl.com/2xzhct

  146. G7 Says:

    >>Go back to sucking off Buddens dick… and dont’ even respond to my comments…

    ^*deducts two points from two times for immaturity*

  147. tyrone biggums Says:

    Two-Times Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
    When you sign the guy you’ve been beefin’ with to your record label, you have fucking won the beef…esp. the one who was fucking your baby moms too.. ex. Nas signing with Jay….

    that mean Hov’s conisstency with the money & power was too much for Nas to handle… so he lost….bad…

    …..jealous is a female trait….you got nothing but female traits…..you can’t ever once talk about the music…..this isn’t a soap oprea …..this isn’t a fairy tale…..this is an art……it’s about the MUSIC thats it…..now go kill yourslef and make the world a bettr place…..

  148. Rey Says:

    Phuque Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
    @ Rey – you get my email?

    ^^^^

    They block yahoo mail over here.

    *duck*

  149. Belize Says:

    Here the play of kobe gettin crossed:

    youtube.com/watch?v=60mujyOj2_4

  150. Phuque Says:

    # Two-Times Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    When you sign the guy you’ve been beefin’ with to your record label, you have fucking won the beef…esp. the one who was fucking your baby moms too.. ex. Nas signing with Jay….

    that mean Hov’s conisstency with the money & power was too much for Nas to handle… so he lost….bad…

    ^^^

    This is where the whole “HHID” statement comes in…..what are we talking about here? Lyrics? Or money (obviously what you’re more concerned about)??

  151. Phuque Says:

    # Rey Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    landLORD Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
    … Patty Mayo > Rihanna …

    ^^^^

    Like, from “Doug” Patty Mayonaisse?

    ^^^

    She had a fatty

  152. Big Homie Says:

    I leave for a bite to eat and come back to this. Its off the hook in here.

  153. Paperstacker Says:

    2x read my earlier post man. Like I said battles are decided by a fans prespective. Nas signing with Jay after the battle was over doesn’t have any effect with it.

  154. landLORD Says:

    CS88 said

    LandLORD is to Nah what Yoda is to The Force…Look, See:
    tinyurl.com/2xzhct

    ———

    … LMAO … i’ll be dat …

  155. tyrone biggums Says:

    Two-Times Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
    @ Tybiggs

    Go back to sucking off Buddens dick… and dont’ even respond to my comments…

    …….first off when was the last time i even brought said dust head up ?
    ….second if you say i’m sucking his dick what does that make you to 50 ?
    are you 50′s own personal condom…..i don’t get it cause you couldnt be any more on his dick……your a delusional groupie and a groupie for a man who is about to self destruct and break down into picese like the weak faggot he is…

  156. Rey Says:

    tinyurl.com/2xzhct

    ^^^

    Star Wars is MY gimmick……..but I’ll allow it.

  157. Phuque Says:

    supwidit greenie?

  158. pmass Says:

    ….lmao….well good for jesus at least…it’s no good to have him wandering around lost……i was already to write a post telling people to leave the man alone now let him live he is being punished for his actions…..until i realized that motherfucker has been snitching too…….i read the other day they ave busted 15 different dog fighting rings around the country since his arrest and part of vick’s plea agreement would be his willingness to co-operate as a witness in other cases….

    ============================

    that’s foul if that’s how it went down. Jokers that do that type of shit (snitch) should be given the “52 fake out” right after they get their cooperation. That shit gonna just trickle down and get a lot of mofos caught up.

    Is that why they ran up in DMX’s shit recently?

    (get my disclaimer in the back)

  159. tyrone biggums Says:

    CS88 said

    LandLORD is to Nah what Yoda is to The Force…Look, See:
    tinyurl.com/2xzhct

    * dies *

  160. landLORD Says:

    … there’s this young white chick on youtube named Patty Mayo, who may just be the greatest dancing non-black woman i have ever seen (IMO) … mad sexy … possibly underage … oh well …

  161. Two-Times Says:

    Why don’t Bill Gates start rapping, He would be the best rapper in history right 2x?

    ^^ You just don’t understand it, for some reason..

    If Bill Gates were to become a rapper, he would the absolute worst ever…
    But he would have the most power, because of his money…
    if he had a problem with another rapper, and Bill Gaters used all his money & resources against this rapper… the other rapper would be destroyed… it don’t matter how slick the other rappers lines are….but that doesn’t say who’s the better rapper…

    this is what it is… I’m not saying it’s right or wrong… but it’s defintely the way it is…. Go ask Jay-Z that question, he’ll defintley give you the same answer I’ve been giving..

  162. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    landLORD Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
    CS88 said

    LandLORD is to Nah what Yoda is to The Force…Look, See:
    tinyurl.com/2xzhct

    ———

    … LMAO … i’ll be dat …

    ^^
    (88 puts on Ewok suit & dances…Rey just removes fitted hat)

    …Both Ewoks do ewok dance…
    (88 jumps on speeder & crashes into tree)

  163. green eyes Says:

    chillin phuque. how you be?

  164. Phuque Says:

    >>>tinyurl.com/2xzhct

    ^^^

    *ghostrides the hearse*

  165. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    landLORD Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
    … there’s this young white chick on youtube named Patty Mayo, who may just be the greatest dancing non-black woman i have ever seen (IMO) … mad sexy … possibly underage … oh well …

    ^^^^
    WHOA WHOA WHOA! …where the link @???!!!???!!!???!!!

  166. killa jones Says:

    lol @ 2X CALLING JOE A DUST HEAD

    **SHOTS FIRED**

  167. cMac Says:

    Patty MAyo

    youtube.com/watch?v=lGNEFoDJmUk

    she could get it…. but she does look about 17

  168. Two-Times Says:

    Paperstacker Says:

    2x read my earlier post man. Like I said battles are decided by a fans prespective. Nas signing with Jay after the battle was over doesn’t have any effect with it.

    ^^^ Alright, if you say so… but I don’t necessarily believe that..

  169. Phuque Says:

    # green eyes Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    chillin phuque. how you be?

    ^^^

    Same…I’m scrappin’ that CRS scene, and I have blogger’s block (nhfsor), but other than that everything is mucho good…o.

  170. tyrone biggums Says:

    that’s foul if that’s how it went down. Jokers that do that type of shit (snitch) should be given the “52 fake out” right after they get their cooperation. That shit gonna just trickle down and get a lot of mofos caught up.

    Is that why they ran up in DMX’s shit recently?

    (get my disclaimer in the back)

    ….you know it could be……everything i read it damn sure sounded like Vick gave them some shit…..they are busting dog fighting rings on the other side of the country….tips from informants…..maybe it was the other people who turned on Vick…..but part of his plea is that he is willig to testify in court in other dog fighting cases…..i’m a try and find the article i was talking bout saying how many people have been busted….

  171. cMac Says:

    patty mayo

    youtube.com/watch?v=UM927cSCynY

    fast song….

  172. Paperstacker Says:

    If Bill Gates 50 Cent were to become a rapper, he would the absolute worst ever…
    But he would have the most power, because of his money

  173. landLORD Says:

    … jusy go to youtube and enter her name … no link necessary … baby girl got a whole catalogue of ass-rattling clips …

  174. landLORD Says:

    … just go to youtube and enter her name … no link necessary … baby girl got a whole catalogue of ass-rattling clips …

  175. Two-Times Says:

    Tybiggs… you ain’t even on my level…. you like Chris Brown and I’m like a young Beanie Sigel…. come down here and see me and tell me otherwise bitch boy…

    I Run Nahright….

  176. green eyes Says:

    # cMac Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    Patty MAyo

    youtube.com/watch?v=lGNEFoDJmUk

    she could get it…. but she does look about 17

    ^^ shit like that makes me want to not have children….smh.. someones going to be a stripper in about a year

  177. Two-Times Says:

    I Run Nahright…..

    get mad…I’mma get money….

  178. killa jones Says:

    patty mayo

    ^^
    SORRY BUT THAT GIRL LOOKS WAY YOUNGER THAN 17

  179. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Rey Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
    tinyurl.com/2xzhct

    ^^^

    Star Wars is MY gimmick……..but I’ll allow it.

    ^^^
    As You Wish: tinyurl.com/ysthx3

  180. G7 Says:

    Two-Times Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
    I Run Nahright…..

    get mad…I’mma get money….

    ===
    what’s your occupation? I’m assuming you got millions in the bank.

  181. Soul Clapper Says:

    ***Over at spinemagazine.com***

    New track from Big Shug: ‘Play It (RMX)’ featuring Royce Da 5’9, Termanology and Singapore Kane. Produced by DJ Premier. (mp3.)

  182. cMac Says:

    patty aint got shit on this chick….NSFW

    youtube.com/watch?v=WNYnKIAt5og

  183. killa jones Says:

    get mad…I’mma get money….

    ===
    what’s your occupation? I’m assuming you got millions in the bank.

    ^^
    2X WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION

    DO YOU REALY GET MONEY WITH THE UNIT??

    YOU BETTA BE GETTIN PAID SON

  184. Phuque Says:

    Patty MAyo

    youtube.com/watch?v=lGNEFoDJmUk

    ^^

    *calls Chris Hansen on lanLAWD*

  185. Belize Says:

    Patty Mayo looks like a dust head and she got no ass

    NEXT ———->

  186. Rey Says:

    COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    Rey Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
    tinyurl.com/2xzhct

    ^^^

    Star Wars is MY gimmick……..but I’ll allow it.

    ^^^
    As You Wish: tinyurl.com/ysthx3

    ^^^^^

    LMAO… Best. Picture. Ever.

  187. green eyes Says:

    As You Wish: tinyurl.com/ysthx3

    ^ *floor

  188. Belize Says:

    She did good here:

    youtube.com/watch?v=_EXXK2q3s_Q

    but if u got no batty, dont dutty wine. please

  189. landLORD Says:

    Phuque Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
    Patty MAyo

    youtube.com/watch?v=lGNEFoDJmUk

    ^^

    *calls Chris Hansen on lanLAWD*

    ——————-

    … calmly waits for PoPo on front steps … (c) Marvin Gaye’s daddy …

  190. Rey Says:

    COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
    landLORD Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
    CS88 said

    LandLORD is to Nah what Yoda is to The Force…Look, See:
    tinyurl.com/2xzhct

    ———

    … LMAO … i’ll be dat …

    ^^
    (88 puts on Ewok suit & dances…Rey just removes fitted hat)

    …Both Ewoks do ewok dance…
    (88 jumps on speeder & crashes into tree)

    ^^^^^^
    ^^^^^^

    LOL..

    *rey continues to dance*

    I love the Ewoks. Fuck you guys. (no homo pause)

  191. Two-Times Says:

    50 can’t lose…

    and that’s what drives y’all crazy….
    he gonna sell 4.5-5 million off Curtis… He gonna a big tour after the album drop….
    then the G-Unit album drops… and then 50 gonna do the movie with Pacino & Deniro…..

    I Run Nahright…. say something….pop something…

  192. Phuque Says:

    # green eyes Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    As You Wish: tinyurl.com/ysthx3

    ^ *floor

    ^^^

    *follows suit*

  193. tyrone biggums Says:

    killa jones Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
    lol @ 2X CALLING JOE A DUST HEAD

    **SHOTS FIRED**

    …..actually i’m the one who called him a dust head….

  194. Phuque Says:

    # Two-Times Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    50 can’t lose…

    and that’s what drives y’all crazy….
    he gonna sell 4.5-5 million off Curtis… He gonna a big tour after the album drop….
    then the G-Unit album drops… and then 50 gonna do the movie with Pacino & Deniro…..

    I Run Nahright…. say something….pop something…

    ^^^

    You still haven’t responded to my comment from 1:52pm…

  195. Paperstacker Says:

    Of course 50 cant lose, he makes money. Just like Young Joc can’t lose.

  196. tyrone biggums Says:

    Two-Times Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
    50 can’t lose…

    and that’s what drives y’all crazy….
    he gonna sell 4.5-5 million off Curtis… He gonna a big tour after the album drop….
    then the G-Unit album drops… and then 50 gonna do the movie with Pacino & Deniro…..

    I Run Nahright…. say something….pop something

    ….paypal…go ahead put your paypal up……name your price and i will bet you that curtis doesnt sell more than 2 mill …..

  197. landLORD Says:

    cMac Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
    patty aint got shit on this chick….NSFW

    youtube.com/watch?v=WNYnKIAt5og

    ——————

    *saves Pebbles to youtube favorites*

    … Patty who ? …

  198. killa jones Says:

    UMM I REALY DON’T CARE IF 50 LOSES OR NOT

    MATTER FACT I DON’T CARE ABOUT KANYE WEST.

    I ONLY CARE ABOUT HOW IM GONNA FIND THE MONEY TO BUY THESE BOOK FOR THA CLASSES I HAVE SON.

    **GOES TO HALF.COM**

  199. Phuque Says:

    # landLORD Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    cMac Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
    patty aint got shit on this chick….NSFW

    youtube.com/watch?v=WNYnKIAt5og

    ——————

    *saves Pebbles to youtube favorites*

    … Patty who ? …

    ^^^

    :)

  200. G7 Says:

    Paperstacker Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
    Of course 50 cant lose, he makes money. Just like Young Joc can’t lose.

    ====
    yeah, Yung Joc stay winnin’….lol.

  201. landLORD Says:

    … Patty Mayo has no ass … but the way she twists and winds her coochie bone is a beautiful thing … cute lil’ devil …

  202. Rey Says:

    DAMMIT, ESKAY!

  203. killa jones Says:

    …..actually i’m the one who called him a dust head….

    ^^^
    BLASPHEMOUS BASTARD GET YOUR FAITH RESTORED

  204. cMac Says:

    # Phuque Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    # landLORD Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    cMac Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
    patty aint got shit on this chick….NSFW

    youtube.com/watch?v=WNYnKIAt5og

    ——————

    *saves Pebbles to youtube favorites*

    … Patty who ? …

    ^^^

    :)
    _______

    The way she was movin that right cheek……
    *makes it rain*

  205. pmass Says:

    landLORD Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
    … Patty Mayo has no ass … but the way she twists and winds her coochie bone is a beautiful thing … cute lil’ devil …

    ===========================

    *Nahmocide victim*

  206. Two-Times Says:

    paypal…go ahead put your paypal up……name your price and i will bet you that curtis doesnt sell more than 2 mill …..

    ^^ I should be in NYC a couple weeks after Curtis drops… so we can meet up or whatever…

    see if you gonna run your mouth like you do on here….

    fuck paypal…keep your money, I don’t want it…. I don’t trust your bitch ass anyways…

  207. Belize Says:

    lol @ Land..waz good? Da fuk u been?

  208. G7 Says:

    Phuque Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
    # Two-Times Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    50 can’t lose…

    and that’s what drives y’all crazy….
    he gonna sell 4.5-5 million off Curtis… He gonna a big tour after the album drop….
    then the G-Unit album drops… and then 50 gonna do the movie with Pacino & Deniro…..

    I Run Nahright…. say something….pop something…

    ^^^

    You still haven’t responded to my comment from 1:52pm…

    =====
    and he didn’t respond to mine at 2:12. Simple question too. smh.

  209. cMac Says:

    pmass Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    landLORD Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
    … Patty Mayo has no ass … but the way she twists and winds her coochie bone is a beautiful thing … cute lil’ devil …

    _____

    right, it’s not that she’s got a huge ass. It’s the movement.

    If that lil chick got on top of my dick and started movin like that…..

    :-I

    I might utter the word l-o-v-e

    shit’s sexy

  210. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Two-Times Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
    50 can’t lose…

    and that’s what drives y’all crazy….
    he gonna sell 4.5-5 million off Curtis… He gonna a big tour after the album drop….
    then the G-Unit album drops… and then 50 gonna do the movie with Pacino & Deniro…..

    I Run Nahright…. say something….pop something…

    ^^^

    Killa Jones + 2X’s = tinyurl.com/yp9272

  211. landLORD Says:

    cMac said

    The way she was movin that right cheek……
    *makes it rain*
    ——————

    … word … she is definitely right assed-ed …

  212. Rey Says:

    Sing with me, Nah!

    ONE NITE AND ONE MORE TIME!
    THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, EVEN THO’ THEY WEREN’T SO GREAT!

    Wooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

  213. cMac Says:

    I’m going going, back back to Cali Cali…….
    nah, forreal. I’m going to Cali this weekend

  214. Phuque Says:

    >>>The way she was movin that right cheek……
    *makes it rain*

    ^^

    Fuck that.

    *liquidates assets*

    *makes it hurricane*

  215. Two-Times Says:

    Killa Jones + 2X’s = tinyurl.com/yp9272

    ^^^ LMAO…. what up Crazy88….

  216. Soul Clapper Says:

    Nah Right is becoming an embarrassment. Stanism levels have reached an apex.

    es needs to ban some muh’fuckers quickly.

  217. cMac Says:

    # landLORD Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 2:26 pm

    cMac said

    The way she was movin that right cheek……
    *makes it rain*
    ——————

    … word … she is definitely right assed-ed …
    ______

    LMAO!!!!
    *mount rushmore*

  218. Rey Says:

    tinyurl.com/yp9272

    ^^^

    LMAO..

  219. Two-Times Says:

    Where’s my homie Joe88….

    I was listening to some Boosie last night… shit was tight…

  220. yaboy Says:

    yaboy Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 11:03 am
    lmao & smh at it constantly being said that 2x’s comments are the reason hip hop is dying… i dont think anyone else on here has gotten that since i’ve been here.

  221. G7 Says:

    A while back I picked 50 to beat Kanye first week just based on the fact that there’s more ignorant fans than intelligent ones. But if Kanye does win, and the way its looking, he will, keep an eye on the G-unit stan suicide rate. It might go through the roof.

  222. landLORD Says:

    Belize Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
    lol @ Land..waz good? Da fuk u been?

    ————————

    … chillin’ Homie … visiting kinfolk …

  223. tyrone biggums Says:

    Two-Times Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
    paypal…go ahead put your paypal up……name your price and i will bet you that curtis doesnt sell more than 2 mill …..

    ^^ I should be in NYC a couple weeks after Curtis drops… so we can meet up or whatever…

    see if you gonna run your mouth like you do on here….

    fuck paypal…keep your money, I don’t want it…. I don’t trust your bitch ass anyways…

    …..gets out red pen…prepares to circle crib….you aint going nowhere and you know it…..you get jumped by your handicap sister everytime you leave the basement you damn sure aint coming to NYC….

    you don’t trust me to send money ? why because i actually have my own money i don’t just brag about how much money my boyhood crush has

  224. killa jones Says:

    Killa Jones + 2X’s = tinyurl.com/yp9272
    ^^

    YEA RIGHT **KILLA JONES LAUGHING AT YOU**

    i12.tinypic.com/4ubfh37.jpg

  225. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Two-Times Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
    Killa Jones + 2X’s = tinyurl.com/yp9272

    ^^^ LMAO…. what up Crazy88….

    ^^^
    aint shit, i feel sick as hell, try’n to keep up my mood.
    …and muthaFUCK the vending machine, aint no ginger ale. cocksucka machine.

  226. k-rob aka guy brewer Says:

    2X’S IS MAKING THE HATERS SICK

  227. Two-Times Says:

    …..and……………I Run Nahright….

  228. Rey Says:

    lol @ Ty..

    *grabs popcorn*

    This is getting good.

  229. tyrone biggums Says:

    You still haven’t responded to my comment from 1:52pm…

    =====
    and he didn’t respond to mine at 2:12. Simple question too. smh.

    …..thats how he does….he doesn’t deal in reason and logic, he deals with image and fairytales….when you bring the facts to him he ignores you….or tries to flip it on you and aviod the question at all costs……2 x’s is as predicatable as hootie…….

  230. Two-Times Says:

    what up k-rob…. what’s good..

  231. Phuque Says:

    Ty:

    >>you get jumped by your handicap sister everytime you leave the basement you damn sure aint coming to NYC….

    you don’t trust me to send money ? why because i actually have my own money i don’t just brag about how much money my boyhood crush has

    ^^^^

    Vitamin Water…..the shit that makes your soul burn slow….

  232. k-rob aka guy brewer Says:

    2x’s you gonna make these niggas start a fight with the first nigga they hear bumpin “curtis” and the sad shit is they gonna get fucked up lol.50 stay winning its a fact homey “it’s gods plan” the nigga been saying that.and why is he the talk of the town since yall been sayin all year that 50 is done?the album is straight fire except for one track.g-unit album is in the works, damn who destroyed these guys again? i forgot

  233. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    Rey Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
    lol @ Ty..

    *grabs popcorn*

    This is getting good.

    ^^^
    (D.Bills Voice)

    *ninja appear*

    …(grabs popcorn)…YOINK…

    *Ninja vanish*

  234. Rey Says:

    Oh good.. Kendra Robyn is back. Awesome.

    Ya know 2X.. You’re cool, but I’m pretty sure K-Rob is a 14 year old girl.

  235. killa jones Says:

    images.nexopia.com/userpics/2641/2641893/1.jpg

    ^^
    CRAZY88 BEEN COKED UP SINCE 88

  236. Phuque Says:

    # k-rob aka guy brewer Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    2x’s you gonna make these niggas start a fight with the first nigga they hear bumpin “curtis” and the sad shit is they gonna get fucked up lol.50 stay winning its a fact homey “it’s gods plan” the nigga been saying that.and why is he the talk of the town since yall been sayin all year that 50 is done?the album is straight fire except for one track.g-unit album is in the works, damn who destroyed these guys again? i forgot

    ^^^^

    *radios security*

    Get the fuck out.

  237. Words is Born Says:

    so 50 can’t lose a battle because he has more money than most?

    makes no sense because then, they’d be no need for the battle… simply a comparison of net worth.

    status matters in battles because then things you say may hold more credibility. the kid from florida is a nobody, so someone like jay wouldn’t respond to him.

    but, if jay battles the kid at summerjam and in effect gets summerjam screened by the kid, and jay can’t respond. then the kid wins the rap battle.

    however, if that kid can never pop off because jay has backballed him in the game, then jay wins at life.

    some think winning at life > winning the rap battle. that’s a fine opinion, but let’s be clear we’re not equating winning at life/success with skills/rapping/being an emcee.

  238. Rey Says:

    Check that.. a retarded 14 year old girl.

    *grumbles*

    …gotta make more popcorn…

  239. Two-Times Says:

    gets out red pen…prepares to circle crib….you aint going nowhere and you know it…..you get jumped by your handicap sister everytime you leave the basement you damn sure aint coming to NYC….

    ^^^ I knew you was pussy… ok whatever.. you can think I’m lieing…don’t make no difference to me…

    you don’t trust me to send money ? why because i actually have my own money i don’t just brag about how much money my boyhood crush has

    ^^ Shut up bitch… I don’t wanna your money… keep it…

    ……….listen up…………….I Run Nahright………………
    ……………..Curtis………………09.11.07………………..

  240. Belize Says:

    K..im out

    im vitamin watered out and I need to take one of those greenie green shyts

    Peace

  241. landLORD Says:

    … whatever 50′s role in Vitamin Water is > Curtis Jackson’s lyrical exploits …

    … Vitamin Water is mad refreshing …

  242. Two-Times Says:

    k-rob aka guy brewer Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
    2x’s you gonna make these niggas start a fight with the first nigga they hear bumpin “curtis” and the sad shit is they gonna get fucked up lol.50 stay winning its a fact homey “it’s gods plan” the nigga been saying that.and why is he the talk of the town since yall been sayin all year that 50 is done?the album is straight fire except for one track.g-unit album is in the works, damn who destroyed these guys again? i forgot

    ^^^^ Lol… word homie…Co-sign…. You see how mad they got at this comment… there already tellin you to “get the fuck out”…and calling you some 14 year old kid… see how mad they get, when the truth comes out….

    k-rob…..is speaking the 100% truth… find somewhere he ain’t pussies…

  243. tyrone biggums Says:

    Two-Times Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    gets out red pen…prepares to circle crib….you aint going nowhere and you know it…..you get jumped by your handicap sister everytime you leave the basement you damn sure aint coming to NYC….

    ^^^ I knew you was pussy… ok whatever.. you can think I’m lieing…don’t make no difference to me…

    you don’t trust me to send money ? why because i actually have my own money i don’t just brag about how much money my boyhood crush has

    ^^ Shut up bitch… I don’t wanna your money… keep it…

    ……….listen up…………….I Run Nahright………………
    ……………..Curtis………………09.11.07………………..

    …..lying, pussy groupie bastard…..you don’t need my money cause mommy and daddy still break you off with an allowance…..you don’t even run the thoughts in your own head…..Curtis does….

  244. Phuque Says:

    CTM

  245. COCCA88CRAZY88SINCE88 Says:

    killa jones Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
    images.nexopia.com/userpics/2641/2641893/1.jpg

    ^^
    CRAZY88 BEEN COKED UP SINCE 88

    ^^^
    nope, nadda… dude looks like hes been eating corner store $2.00 cheesesteaks too long.

  246. Phuque Says:

    >>there already tellin you to “get the fuck out”

    ^^

    I see you read that comment….why didn’t you respond to my reasonable argument?

    That’s what I thought.

    *nigga vanish*

  247. Soul Clapper Says:

    7digital.com/artists/ayo/down-on-my-knees

    ————————————————————————–

    Yo… has the ‘ayo’ phenomenon just gone to the next level? Groups that release singles with suspect titles actually calling themselves ‘Ayo’?

    Crazy…

  248. Rey Says:

    @ Two Times.. a 14 year old GIRL. Not just a 14 year old. Thx.

  249. tyrone biggums Says:

    mike vick’s school for obident dogs…..instant hilarity

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/edffdbe5d6

  250. Paperstacker Says:

    the album is straight fire except for one track.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Thats a lie, Even 50 himeslf doesnt believe that.

  251. Rey Says:

    Pew Nost

  252. green eyes Says:

    damn ty’s mad

  253. D. Billz Says:

    niggas is mad, I get more butt than astray

    FedEX > UPS > DHL

  254. k-rob aka guy brewer Says:

    Rey Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
    Oh good.. Kendra Robyn is back. Awesome.

    Ya know 2X.. You’re cool, but I’m pretty sure K-Rob is a 14 year old girl.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    damn reychel i dont know why you my number 1 fan, but hey !!!!!!!.i would have repsonded earlier but i had a meeting to attend at my JOB.you do know what that is right?i dont need your hater approval bitch, you niggas is irrelevant.the only purpose you serve is to entertain me while i work, so keep posting you ignorant blogs i find is amusing to respond to u bitches.

  255. k-rob aka guy brewer Says:

    i see alot of ppl on and off nahright but i never been on this site and not see reychel, do you have a ankle bracelet gangsta?
    i really wonder where you come from, if not not a suburban snot nose kid i would be surprise.

  256. k-rob aka guy brewer Says:

    Paperstacker Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    the album is straight fire except for one track.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Thats a lie, Even 50 himeslf doesnt believe that
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    i assume you speakin on the singles amusement, and straight to the bank?
    ayo tech is a hot track and follow my lead. nigga you nigga are all super mc’s anyway because yall stay dissin good shit, but i guess you can go listen to some finger snap shit.you bitches been saying yall want real hiphop and now yall gettin it and cant even react

  257. k-rob aka guy brewer Says:

    paperstack, what songs were not good on the snippets?anywa we all have our opinion and everyone can judge for themselves, am just givin yall my take on the album.

  258. Mr.Londoner Says:

    quite good..

    “ROB THE JEWERLY, STORE AND TELL ‘EM MAKE ME A GRILL”

  259. D. Billz Says:

    Mr.Londoner Says:

    August 28th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
    quite good..

    “ROB THE JEWERLY, STORE AND TELL ‘EM MAKE ME A GRILL”

    ^I was just watchin’ that.

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