Video: Kanye Performs Big Brother Live


In its entirety. At his secret concert at Methodist Central Hall in Westminster last night.

Also: Champion and Can’t Tell Me Nothin’ and a freestyle.


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273 Responses to “Video: Kanye Performs Big Brother Live”

  1. Two-Times Says:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGnHploOzfk

    Tony Yayo backstage at concert with the wolves hineas & all types of crazy animals…. He tells the cameraman not to put the camera on there faces…

    This is the same show, where Yayo yelled “Borrrin” to Jim Jones, but Jimmy didn’t say nothing back and kept it moving…

  2. hoodtalk.org Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:04 pm
    green eyes Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:02 pm
    # Rey Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 5:00 pm

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 4:58 pm
    Hootie doesn’t play basketball, but he loves to play “man on man D”

    ^^^^

    Wow.. that’s the game, folks! Winner and chamPEEN! Icon!

    ^ there was never a question the score is like Icon 87788596594568656795 hoots -0

    ^This net dating broad…smh

  3. green eyes Says:

    lmao @ two times commenting with a gunit video link

  4. tyrone biggums Says:

    I Fux Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 4:57 pm
    tyrone biggums Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    now lets get to the real topic to discuss…….hands in late pass……this jay electronica dude is a problem……who else besides nation has heard that shit ?

    ^^ I want a little credit for dropping mad links last week On Dude, and the little Homie Nation upped nice amount of heat rocks on his Blog, Props to the Kid

    ….thats right you were the other one my bad…..i saw you and nation talking bout dude alot but i was hating on the name i just for some reason figured he culdnt be good with that name ( really honestly i have no idea why ) but i saw the dilla production and figured i cant go wrong atleast with the beats so i checked it out and real talk….i dont say this shit like ever but it was like a breath of fresh air so to speak….i was really like damn this shit is dope and got excited like wow someone is still making good real hip-hop….

  5. BelizE Says:

    If kanye kisses his “big brother”, will people finally realize that he’s better than lil wayne?

  6. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:07 pm
    anyway, to all my fam with sense, I’m audi…

    Corny Nigga: I juth love my bay new york!!!

    I guess I gotta give you credit for giving a woman a try, even if she does look like a transvestite, I’ll bet your life partner, “Arthur” was pissed…and tell the truth, hootie, you call him your wingman, because he’s always looking back at you over his shoulder…ol “Bottom Gun” ass nigga

  7. hoodtalk.org Says:

    Phuque Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:05 pm
    # hoodtalk.org Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 5:02 pm

    Icon you a group home nigga….Letting the thugs play with testes….

    ^^

    Dawg…you’re a real life fag.

    ^I don ethered you nigga…and your blog sux…nigga nobody visits or reads that piece of shit…nobody gives a fuck what you have to say…

  8. It'smesnitches Says:

    Curtis
    09.11.07

  9. Sour D. Says:

    man, that snippet was so ill, i might have to wait for the album leak to hear this shit in its entirty

  10. Phuque Says:

    I’m glad I haven’t listened to any of Kanye’s songs yet….I’d be tired of ‘em by the time his album actually dropped…

  11. Two-Times Says:

    @ Greenie

    Yayo talking about wanting to take you to Paris, France with him, it’s his first time out there…..

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1JXa2Jdkyw

  12. BelizE Says:

    @2x..is that u in the beginning?..lol

  13. It'smesnitches Says:

    ^I don ethered you nigga…and your blog sux…nigga nobody visits or reads that piece of shit…nobody gives a fuck what you have to say…

    ^Lol…..

  14. tyrone biggums Says:

    two-times says : You act like the music you like, everybody else must whorship too…. FOH…

    Hey, dumbass…not everybody gotta like the shit you listen too… FOH dumbass

    then follows it up with this…….

    Two-Times Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 5:04 pm
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGnHploOzfk

    Tony Yayo backstage at concert with the wolves hineas & all types of crazy animals…. He tells the cameraman not to put the camera on there faces…

    This is the same show, where Yayo yelled “Borrrin” to Jim Jones, but Jimmy didn’t say nothing back and kept it moving…

    ….not to mention his all g-unit top 5…..take curtis’ dick out your mouth already banks is getting jealous……

  15. hoodtalk.org Says:

    Yo Two Times in the video you posted…you seen those niggas fighting in the crowd….I love going to concerts like that..

    See a lot of ignance…

  16. Two-Times Says:

    Phuque Says:

    I’m glad I haven’t listened to any of Kanye’s songs yet….I’d be tired of ‘em by the time his album actually dropped…

    ^^ For real?….. Damn you must have alot of self-control… shit anytime something comes out from one of my fav artists, I gotta hear that shit first…

    but i guess it doesn’t get played out fast…

  17. tyrone biggums Says:

    BelizE Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 5:08 pm
    If kanye kisses his “big brother”, will people finally realize that he’s better than lil wayne?

    * casket drops *

  18. hoodtalk.org Says:

    yo ty biggums…what medication you taking?

    and did you take it today?

  19. It'smesnitches Says:

    BelizE Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 5:08 pm
    If kanye kisses his “big brother”, will people finally realize that he’s better than lil wayne?

    ^LMAO

  20. tyrone biggums Says:

    Sour D. Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 5:09 pm
    man, that snippet was so ill, i might have to wait for the album leak to hear this shit in its entirty

    ….co-sign…i aint listening to anything else till it leaks…..and hopefully the album will be way different from the leaked version again…..

  21. I Fux Says:

    @ 2x Southside is heatrock

  22. yaboy Says:

    smh @ two times … makes comments “wheres the beef” etc.

    Dog, go play some basketball or some competitive sport and get some real competition on and stop being a follower and living through the internet and these commercialized rappers beefs…

  23. BelizE Says:

    peace.out.

  24. Rey Says:

    BelizE Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:08 pm
    If kanye kisses his “big brother”, will people finally realize that he’s better than lil wayne?

    ^^^^

    You shut your filthy mouth, boy!

  25. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 12:49 pm
    Furious you 25 and you still live in yo momma crib…

    Thats pathetic nigga..

    COMMITTT THAT

    oh im sorry…i got up off my ass and went to work while u were still sitting here demonstrating your swag…

    what was that u were sayin again?

    nigga youre represented by hoodtalk.org…

    and your moms is a cocksucker who is addicted to that brown girl…

    and i dont live with my mom…i stay with my parents…

    could u pick your daddy out a line up nigga? or was he a one night trick off to support your moms habit?

    nigga while u sit on here tryin to get kudos portraying like youre a smart nigga, i go to school…and i work…

    we caked up over here nigga…i can stay at home, till i finish school or whatever…

    i aint layin up creating rest haven’s for bitches like goofy niggas like u, and i aint popped one off in a skeezer like your moms and had some illegitimate drug baby such as yourself…so i can posistion myself wherever i feel…

    im eating good. my checks are good. i shop good. i fuck good. i pay my bills good. my peoples are good. im good. my shoe game is good.

    youre just good at talkin shit on the internet, and your moms is just good at sucking pipes…dicks and stems nigga…

    COMMENT THAT…

  26. tyrone biggums Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 5:13 pm
    yo ty biggums…what medication you taking?

    and did you take it today?

    ……i dont take any medication any days…..

  27. Two-Times Says:

    tyrone biggums Says:

    not to mention his all g-unit top 5

    ^^ quit lieing about OWning your house bitch.. You a fucking liar, that been exposed on Nahright…

    Take Buddens dick outta your mouth…and come back to reality of being 16 and living in your moms basement …

    isn’t it back to school time for your ass… go ask your mom to get you some school supplies…

  28. I Fux Says:

    cien, Belly

  29. charlie Says:

    that song SUCKS!

  30. Rey Says:

    Word, I’ve heard snippets of Big Bro and Champion, but the only songs I’ve heard entirely are CTMN and Stronger.. I didn’t check out any of Barry Bonds..

    I just hope you guys don’t review the thing to death when it leaks.

  31. Two-Times Says:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQdScIoN_KA

    50 Cent & G unit Live in concert 2003 (Rare Footage)…

    in Boston… crowd full of energy….. big brawl starts in the crowd…shits get crazy

  32. yaboy Says:

    hootie and 2x’s stay facinated with fighting and ignorance. its absurd.

    You know someone who really lived that type of life would never find themselves spending so much time on a blog, so you know theyre not really like that. Someone who lived like that and hit people just for living would have to be out there making moves cause you know that would be the dude w no healthcare and nothing going for him so sitting around blogging would not be meeting ends meet (no double sided dildo).

  33. Sour D. Says:

    so 2x, you ready to make that bet?

  34. Phuque Says:

    # hoodtalk.org Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 5:09 pm

    Phuque Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:05 pm
    # hoodtalk.org Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 5:02 pm

    Icon you a group home nigga….Letting the thugs play with testes….

    ^^

    Dawg…you’re a real life fag.

    ^I don ethered you nigga…and your blog sux…nigga nobody visits or reads that piece of shit…nobody gives a fuck what you have to say…

    ^^^^

    You’re there every single day. Even on weekends. And you’re gay. ‘Twan gonna be mad when he finds out about the “picture” too. You’re 12 foot 17, you resemble a ferret, everyone sees it, you have no life. I’ve said all of this numerous times and I’ll keep saying it because it’s all true. This ain’t even ether bruh. This is really the case with you. In fact, I feel sorry for you. I know you’re only on here because no one else will talk to you….but you can’t make the mistake of letting your government name, along with revealing pictures of you and Wayman slip onto the ‘net this way. You’re gay.

  35. hoodtalk.org Says:

    You damn right i didn’t live that life…I never sold drugs, stood on no block, shot guns at people..

    because that aint me..

    and keep thinking that shit exists with your fav. rappers

    I would never want to live that life…

  36. It'smesnitches Says:

    “I I I get it”

    Curtis
    09.11.07

  37. D. Billz Says:

    Furiou$tylez…I’m So Chicago Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:14 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 12:49 pm
    Furious you 25 and you still live in yo momma crib…

    Thats pathetic nigga..

    COMMITTT THAT

    oh im sorry…i got up off my ass and went to work while u were still sitting here demonstrating your swag…

    what was that u were sayin again?

    nigga youre represented by hoodtalk.org…

    and your moms is a cocksucker who is addicted to that brown girl…

    and i dont live with my mom…i stay with my parents…

    could u pick your daddy out a line up nigga? or was he a one night trick off to support your moms habit?

    nigga while u sit on here tryin to get kudos portraying like youre a smart nigga, i go to school…and i work…

    we caked up over here nigga…i can stay at home, till i finish school or whatever…

    i aint layin up creating rest haven’s for bitches like goofy niggas like u, and i aint popped one off in a skeezer like your moms and had some illegitimate drug baby such as yourself…so i can posistion myself wherever i feel…

    im eating good. my checks are good. i shop good. i fuck good. i pay my bills good. my peoples are good. im good. my shoe game is good.

    youre just good at talkin shit on the internet, and your moms is just good at sucking pipes…dicks and stems nigga…

    COMMENT THAT…

    ^ *sees fire trucks, ambos, and cop cars*

    *massive amount of sirens go off*

    *National Emergency warnings flash at the bottom of tv screens*

    *defunct bomb shelters are now at capacity*

    *dark clouds emerge and cover the whole city*

    *Muslims mix salaat*

    *Christians take communion*

    *Jews do their jewy thing*

    *lightening strikes rapidly*

    *flood waters begin rushing outta nowhere*

    EVERYBODY TAKE COVERRRRRRRRRR!

  38. Sour D. Says:

    damn hootie, you are a confused child man.

  39. Rey Says:

    Okay, the pissing contest is getting old.

    Catch ya’ll later tonite, or tomorrow.

    UNO!

  40. Big Homie Says:

    Ok so I spoke too soon about not having a Kanye or 50 related post today, but this some good shit and worth posting.

    Curtis stay losing.

  41. Two-Times Says:

    yaboy Says:

    2x’s stay facinated with fighting and ignorance. its absurd.

    ^^ i’m posting old g-unit concerts that’s it… And I like people who talk the talk and walk the walk…not like your idols who talk the shit but never back it up…like yourself

    Me posting G-unit stuff..
    I’m doing this for a reason, but your dumbass is stupid…
    _________

    so you know theyre not really like that.
    ^^ and I never claim to be anyway… But I do know that you is a pussy… and if you wanna see what I’m about, come see me..

  42. hoodtalk.org Says:

    Furiou$tylez…I’m So Chicago Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 12:49 pm
    Furious you 25 and you still live in yo momma crib…

    Thats pathetic nigga..

    COMMITTT THAT

    oh im sorry…i got up off my ass and went to work while u were still sitting here demonstrating your swag…

    what was that u were sayin again?

    nigga youre represented by hoodtalk.org…

    and your moms is a cocksucker who is addicted to that brown girl…

    and i dont live with my mom…i stay with my parents…

    could u pick your daddy out a line up nigga? or was he a one night trick off to support your moms habit?

    nigga while u sit on here tryin to get kudos portraying like youre a smart nigga, i go to school…and i work…

    we caked up over here nigga…i can stay at home, till i finish school or whatever…

    i aint layin up creating rest haven’s for bitches like goofy niggas like u, and i aint popped one off in a skeezer like your moms and had some illegitimate drug baby such as yourself…so i can posistion myself wherever i feel…

    im eating good. my checks are good. i shop good. i fuck good. i pay my bills good. my peoples are good. im good. my shoe game is good.

    youre just good at talkin shit on the internet, and your moms is just good at sucking pipes…dicks and stems nigga…

    COMMENT THAT…

    ^yeah your 25 and you still live in your parents basement…that shit is pathetic…b…..you a disgrace…

  43. Sour D. Says:

    Billz, you get that email?

  44. Two-Times Says:

    Sour D. Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:20 pm
    so 2x, you ready to make that bet?

    ^ what bet dog?

  45. tyrone biggums Says:

    ” these days alot of niggas is wack /
    all i hear is whose gonna bring new york back /
    the south is this the south is that /
    slingin crack in the white tee in the trap /
    sippin patron and yak /
    ringo hit me up on the jack/
    and said man spit that spat /
    and leave that chicken scratch /
    for frick and frack /
    guru told me to slow up the flow /
    cause the science and metaphors will slow up the doe/

    so here we go g’s up hoes down /
    if rap was like blacks in the 60’s /
    i’m a white cop in riot gear ready to hose down/
    memo to all i’m spraying you hoes down / ” (c) jay electronica

  46. D. Billz Says:

    *late pass*

    lol & smh @ 2x for sayin’ I should date a chick who likes Prodigy… just because he’s Unit affiliated.

  47. D. Billz Says:

    Sour… What up chief? Nah, no email.

  48. Big Homie Says:

    Billz: I was just listeing to ROTM on my way home just now. Great album.

  49. Sour D. Says:

    If 50 don’t outsell Kanye, you never mention 50, curtis, g unit, the unit, yayo, banks, or buck. I don’t wanna do u like maddenmaster and say never come here again, but its probably the same.

    If Curtis outsells Kanye, I will rank him the greatest rapper dead or alive. I’m sure NR fam will back me on this bet.

  50. Phuque Says:

    # hoodtalk.org Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 5:22 pm

    You damn right i didn’t live that life…I never sold drugs, stood on no block, shot guns at people..

    because that aint me..

    and keep thinking that shit exists with your fav. rappers

    I would never want to live that life…

    ^^^^

    *copies*

    *pastes*

    *saves for tomorrow when he talks about how hood he is*

    *leaves*

  51. D. Billz Says:

    >>^yeah your 25 and you still live in your parents basement…that shit is pathetic…b…..you a disgrace…

    ^ a gun in ya face and that’s all you can come up wit’? - sarcastic Camel

  52. FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    *daps billz,TyB,2x’s,BigHom,Chi-town, sour d, hoodtlk*

    Yo TY do that jay electronica cat have an album out?

  53. Two-Times Says:

    Sour D. Says:

    If 50 don’t outsell Kanye, you never mention 50, curtis, g unit, the unit, yayo, banks, or buck. I don’t wanna do u like maddenmaster and say never come here again, but its probably the same.

    If Curtis outsells Kanye, I will rank him the greatest rapper dead or alive. I’m sure NR fam will back me on this bet.

    ^^^^^ Weak bet…. I’ll only make sometype of bet if it results in the losers actually going out and buy the 50 album…

  54. Sour D. Says:

    check ya mail

  55. yaboy Says:

    ^^ and I never claim to be anyway… But I do know that you is a pussy… and if you wanna see what I’m about, come see me..
    ^

    you’re see through. you like gangsta rappers because they facinate you. you sit at home and watch youtube videos of “gangsta rappers” and say “wwoooooww.”

    you don’t know a thing about me.

    what do you mean come see me? you live in texas you dumb fuck. but rest assured I would slap you back up inside your mom. and THATS real.

  56. Phuque Says:

    lol & smh @ all of the e-thuggetry…

  57. tyrone biggums Says:

    Two-Times Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    tyrone biggums Says:

    not to mention his all g-unit top 5

    ^^ quit lieing about OWning your house bitch.. You a fucking liar, that been exposed on Nahright…

    Take Buddens dick outta your mouth…and come back to reality of being 16 and living in your moms basement …

    isn’t it back to school time for your ass… go ask your mom to get you some school supplies…

    …lmao…you sound like hootie the way your reaching and grasping at straws….you has exposed me? what is there to expose…i dont lie about shit on here i dont have a need to i would get nothing out of it….i dont care what anyone on the internet thinks of me so i have no need to lie……and obviously you are the child as anyone can clearly see from your behavior and your angry obessed rants….your a gay pathetic pussy with zero friends and looks claims to know whats good in the hood of ny from austin ” suburban college town” texas….the fact that you go so far out of your way to clarify or prove shit proves you lost and are making shit up because none of it matters but you cant convince your neighbors retarded 3 legged dog your tough you damn sure aint gonna convince no one over a computer…..pussy….

  58. FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    *daps phuq*

  59. tyrone biggums Says:

    word time to go hurt up the madden competition…….1…….

  60. It'smesnitches Says:

    Can someone shoot Hootie and the blow fish….(n/h)

  61. Sour D. Says:

    fair enough 2x. I’ll by two copies of the album and scan them as proof. if I can get 4 others to go along with me, you in?

    That’ll be 10 albums, that you can be solely responsible for if curtis outsells kanye.

    All we ask is to never have any curtis or unit reference from you if Kanye wins. won’t cost you a dollar.

  62. Two-Times Says:

    yaboy Says:

    what do you mean come see me? you live in texas you dumb fuck. but rest assured I would slap you back up inside your mom. and THATS real.

    ^^ You wouldn’t do shit, if I was on your block infront your face, tellin you how much of a slut your sister & mom is….. and THATS A FACT

  63. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    You damn right i didn’t live that life…I never sold drugs, stood on no block, shot guns at people..

    because that aint me..

    and keep thinking that shit exists with your fav. rappers

    I would never want to live that life…

    pussy nigga….once again you exposed your lacey pink thongs nigga…

    pussy niggas like u sit on the internet with assumptions of what the streets should be, but u dont represent that shit one bit yourself…

    then you come on the internet telling lies of hoodness and caking up…

    only thing youve seen caked up is the burnt herion at the end of your mommas pipe…

    or the caked up nutt on the side of that bitches mouth when u have to roll her off the couch in the morning so your little dick and the booty friends Twon and Rico can come over and play…

    you stink nigga. your momma sho nuff stinks, your house stinks…nigga u probably living 3 or 4 different lives….

    hood nigga on the net…faggot around your friends…pussy fake intelligent nigga in the streets, and a fuckin ferrett in the wild…

    10 years from now when your sittin in the rehab clinic youre gonna think to yourself, damn, i shouldve devoted half as much energy to improving my life and being real with myself, as i did talkin that goofy shit on the internet…

    too bad itll be to late then pussy boy…

  64. Sour D. Says:

    holy shit hootie, can you just die man. Every time i come across your name on NR im’ left annoyed.

  65. D. Billz Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    Billz: I was just listeing to ROTM on my way home just now. Great album.

    ^Hell fuckin’ yeah. And for a chick to say the the same thing and can back it up with an actual synopsis is crazy. Speakin’ of which…

    Hey TY… what you got to say about Sean Price taking half of a Prodigy “Return of the Mac” song and doin’ his own verse on it. That means he’s payin’ homage. You know I’m not gonna let you live that down. Lol

  66. FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    wtf^^

  67. Sour D. Says:

    Damn eskay needs to limit this dudes character limit to what texts allow.

  68. yaboy Says:

    1. hootie, what the fuck?

    2. 2x’s you are a bitch. you lost.

  69. hoodtalk.org Says:

    Furiou$tylez…I’m So Chicago Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:32 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    You damn right i didn’t live that life…I never sold drugs, stood on no block, shot guns at people..

    because that aint me..

    and keep thinking that shit exists with your fav. rappers

    I would never want to live that life…

    pussy nigga….once again you exposed your lacey pink thongs nigga…

    pussy niggas like u sit on the internet with assumptions of what the streets should be, but u dont represent that shit one bit yourself…

    then you come on the internet telling lies of hoodness and caking up…

    only thing youve seen caked up is the burnt herion at the end of your mommas pipe…

    or the caked up nutt on the side of that bitches mouth when u have to roll her off the couch in the morning so your little dick and the booty friends Twon and Rico can come over and play…

    you stink nigga. your momma sho nuff stinks, your house stinks…nigga u probably living 3 or 4 different lives….

    hood nigga on the net…faggot around your friends…pussy fake intelligent nigga in the streets, and a fuckin ferrett in the wild…

    10 years from now when your sittin in the rehab clinic youre gonna think to yourself, damn, i shouldve devoted half as much energy to improving my life and being real with myself, as i did talkin that goofy shit on the internet…

    too bad itll be to late then pussy boy…

    ^Nigga I own 2 Mercedes Benz, half a House worth 750,000 and I’m 26.

    How much can you say about yourself?

    You don’t even live by yourself or support your self..

    You are 25 and still live off mommy and daddy..

    and you ugly ass hell..

  70. Two-Times Says:

    damn…

  71. hoodtalk.org Says:

    @ Furious Stylez

    Nigga I own 2 Mercedes Benz, half a House worth 750,000 and I’m 26.

    How much can you say about yourself?

    You don’t even live by yourself or support your self..

    You are 25 and still live off mommy and daddy..

    and you ugly ass hell..

  72. hoodtalk.org Says:

    half = *have

  73. It'smesnitches Says:

    Sour D. Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:34 pm
    Damn eskay needs to limit this dudes character limit to what texts allow.

    ^Lol….true that….need to limit his character exsitents

  74. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    FuckUPayMe618 what up homeboy?

    hootiebootietalk.org Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 5:35 pm

    and you ugly ass hell..

    and i am SO fuckin relieved that a homosexual finds me unattractive…

  75. hoodtalk.org Says:

    @ Furious Stylez

    Nigga I own 2 Mercedes Benz, half a House worth 750,000 and I’m 26.

    How much can you say about yourself?

    You don’t even live by yourself or support your self..

    You are 25 and still live off mommy and daddy..

  76. Two-Times Says:

    1. yaboy lives at home with his mom…
    2. yaboy never been in one fight…
    3. yaboy is a closet-Game-stan….
    4. yaboy, wouldn’t do shit, if I was in his face telling him all the shit I’ve been telling him on NR…. his answer would be “man, it ain’t worth it” and then run off like the coward his dad rasied him as…

    Yaboy… You lost… And next time you see your Dad, cuss his ass out for raising a coward son…

  77. It'smesnitches Says:

    Furiou$tylez…I’m So Chicago Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:38 pm
    FuckUPayMe618 what up homeboy?

    hootiebootietalk.org Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 5:35 pm

    and you ugly ass hell..

    and i am SO fuckin relieved that a homosexual finds me unattractive…

    *Dies*

  78. Two-Times Says:

    @ Sour D

    All we ask is to never have any curtis or unit reference from you if Kanye wins. won’t cost you a dollar.

    ^^^ you talking about overall sales right….that includes international too… you thought about that too???

    but anyways… forget that shit, cause soon around Curtis drops, I most likely won’t be on here… done… there’s other things that are going to be popping… it might be even sooner than you think

  79. hoodtalk.org Says:

    SMH @ anyone being 25 and happy about still living with their parents..

    Loser mentality…

  80. Two-Times Says:

    where’s G7 and Landlord at…?

  81. I Fux Says:

    *damn* I leave for a minute and this house is a mess(c) Moms

    Yo Hootie wtf are you posting, Eskay is going to come up in this bitch all aggy

  82. Two-Times Says:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7Egfw0ZcUU

    eminem and 50 cent live concert, performing classic track “Patiently waiting”

  83. It'smesnitches Says:

    Its yaboy……young……the Roc is in the motherfucking house y’all

  84. Sour D. Says:

    off to CI

    …1…

  85. eskay Says:

    hootie, what the fuck did I tell you nigga?

  86. yaboy Says:

    lmao at 2x’s.

    2x’s mom - “Dinner’s ready!”

    *2x’s closes youtube search for “gunit” “fights” “mazaradi fox”
    *2x’s kicks gunit underwear across room*
    *yells “brrat” down stairs at mom*
    *peacefully sits down to eat dinner and says grace*

  87. Sour D. Says:

    “hootie, what the fuck did I tell you nigga?”

    Translation : Sound of a belt being drawn out the jeans.

  88. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    I Fux Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:42 pm
    *damn* I leave for a minute and this house is a mess(c) Moms

    Yo Hootie wtf are you posting, Eskay is going to come up in this bitch all aggy

    hes doing it to detract from the fact that

    1) hes a homosexual

    2) his whole e-life is a lie

    3) he cant figure out how i really know his moms is a drug addict

    4) he cant face up to the fact that his fur wont stop burning…

    and most importantly….hes just a plain fucking loser…

  89. It'smesnitches Says:

    eskay Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:43 pm
    hootie, what the fuck did I tell you nigga?

    ^U in trouble now nigga…..I heard eskay can erase you……jus like that

  90. Two-Times Says:

    yaboy

    exactly…. youse a pussy…

  91. It'smesnitches Says:

    Sour D. Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:44 pm
    “hootie, what the fuck did I tell you nigga?”

    Translation : Sound of a belt being drawn out the jeans.

    ^LMAO

  92. yaboy Says:

    LMAO at 2x’s. you know its a fact lil buddy

    *yaboy stands up, bows, exits*

  93. hoodtalk.org Says:

    Furious you the loser, 25 years old and still living in ya momma and dada basement…

  94. D. Billz Says:

    Sour D. Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:44 pm
    “hootie, what the fuck did I tell you nigga?”

    Translation : Sound of a belt being drawn out the jeans.

    ^ *carried by six*

  95. Two-Times Says:

    yaboy Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    LMAO at 2x’s. you know its a fact lil buddy

    *yaboy stands up, bows, exits*

    ^^^^ you livving fanstaties..doing all this wack *stand up, etc* *exit* fake shit… do something, pop something… oh wait, you not like that, riggggggggghhht…

  96. D. Billz Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    Furious you the loser, 25 years old and still living in ya momma and dada basement…

    ^Why do I picture his tears hittin’ the keyboard as he types the same response over and over again?

  97. It'smesnitches Says:

    I thought hootie was a gangsta……

  98. FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    Ni66as take this internet shit too serious

  99. It'smesnitches Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    Furious you the loser, 25 years old and still living in ya momma and dada basement…

    ^Why do I picture his tears hittin’ the keyboard as he types the same response over and over again?

    ^Oh shit…..*dies*

  100. hoodtalk.org Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    Furious you the loser, 25 years old and still living in ya momma and dada basement…

    ^Why do I picture his tears hittin’ the keyboard as he types the same response over and over again?

    ^Neva that…fuck boy…

  101. It'smesnitches Says:

    FuckUPayMe618 Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:52 pm
    Ni66as take this internet shit too serious

    ^Damn right….

  102. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    Furious you the loser, 25 years old and still living in ya momma and dada basement…

    ^Why do I picture his tears hittin’ the keyboard as he types the same response over and over again?
    ================================================

    damn….

    my bad…

    i feel bad now….

    i didnt mean to make that niggas mascara run…

  103. I Fux Says:

    @2x wtf is this homie

    music.aol.com/popeater/2007/08/06/a-retirement-party-for-lloyd-banks/

  104. hoodtalk.org Says:

    Furious I got more money that both of your parents combined…

    My Bank Account is worth more than your house in the southside of chicago…

    I mean your parents house…

  105. It'smesnitches Says:

    @ Furiou$

    Come on fight fair (n/h)

  106. D. Billz Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:53 pm
    D. Billz Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    Furious you the loser, 25 years old and still living in ya momma and dada basement…

    ^Why do I picture his tears hittin’ the keyboard as he types the same response over and over again?

    ^Neva that…fuck boy…

    ^Judgin’ from that pic, fuckin’ boys is nothin’ new to you.

  107. It'smesnitches Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:55 pm
    Furious I got more money that both of your parents combined…

    My Bank Account is worth more than your house in the southside of chicago…

    I mean your parents house…

    ^Give me some money then nigga….

  108. It'smesnitches Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:56 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:53 pm
    D. Billz Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    Furious you the loser, 25 years old and still living in ya momma and dada basement…

    ^Why do I picture his tears hittin’ the keyboard as he types the same response over and over again?

    ^Neva that…fuck boy…

    ^Judgin’ from that pic, fuckin’ boys is nothin’ new to you.

    ^Oh hell no…*dies* stop this madness….

  109. LL(not the rappa) Says:

    lmao @ all these comments…….anyway, looking forward to hearing kanye’s full album. 9/11. G-u-not. Aquafina.

  110. Phuque Says:

    >>Judgin’ from that pic, fuckin’ boys is nothin’ new to you.

    ^^^^

    *eats pork*

    *dies*

  111. Sour D. Says:

    Damn billz. U about to get me into a accident on the sie. fuckin nr addiction

  112. G7 Says:

    www.tinyurl.com/28duzf

    *types from floor* LMAO!! No lie. Just for jokes I typed in hoodtalk.org under google images and I found this pic. Someone from here posted it last month or something. Wow!

  113. LL(not the rappa) Says:

    *see’s bullets, rocks, ferrets flying…..ducks*

  114. Big Homie Says:

    9/11. G-u-not. Aquafina

    ^^ *floor*

  115. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Usually, I don’t do this, but uhhh…(c) Hootie’s moms trynna get extra $ off her craigslist tricks…

    ^Judgin’ from that pic, fuckin’ boys is nothin’ new to you.

    ***LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

  116. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:55 pm
    Furious I got more money that both of your parents combined…

    My Bank Account is worth more than your house in the southside of chicago…

    I mean your parents house…
    ————————————————————————————–

    *yawns* [nh]

    as hootie would say while Twon is on top of him…

    wake me up when its over…[nh2x]

  117. D. Billz Says:

    LL(not the rappa) Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:59 pm
    lmao @ all these comments…….anyway, looking forward to hearing kanye’s full album. 9/11. G-u-not. Aquafina Ginger beer.

  118. G7 Says:

    www.mixtapetorrent.com/system/files/theculmination.jpg

    ^*still on floor*

  119. LL(not the rappa) Says:

    G7 Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:00 pm
    tinyurl.com/28duzf

    *types from floor* LMAO!! No lie. Just for jokes I typed in hoodtalk.org under google images and I found this pic. Someone from here posted it last month or something. Wow!

    ^^^^^lmao *stoned to death* the glasses match the purple and black sweater…and the s-curl fits perfectly.

  120. 456 Says:

    # Two-Times Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 5:50 pm

    yaboy Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    LMAO at 2x’s. you know its a fact lil buddy

    *yaboy stands up, bows, exits*

    ^^^^ you livving fanstaties..doing all this wack *stand up, etc* *exit* fake shit… do something, pop something… oh wait, you not like that, riggggggggghhht…

    ^LMAO. 2x went old school on this nigga…

  121. hoodtalk.org Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:56 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:53 pm
    D. Billz Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    Furious you the loser, 25 years old and still living in ya momma and dada basement…

    ^Why do I picture his tears hittin’ the keyboard as he types the same response over and over again?

    ^Neva that…fuck boy…

    ^Judgin’ from that pic, fuckin’ boys is nothin’ new to you.

    ^You gets no ass nigga…stfu

  122. Phuque Says:

    www.tinyurl.com/28duzf

    ^^^

    LMAO

  123. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    G7 Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:00 pm
    www.tinyurl.com/28duzf

    ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  124. eskay Says:

    hootie made the banned.

    I’m sure he’ll be back, so enjoy it while it lasts.

  125. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Hootie looks like he plays the triangle in a Tony Toni Tone cover band, or some shit…of course, that’s the only triangle he’s ever been near, if you get my drift…lol

  126. I Fux Says:

    So I was eating a peach[ll] and I took a bite and I ate the little sticker on it without knowing

  127. LL(not the rappa) Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:02 pm
    LL(not the rappa) Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:59 pm
    lmao @ all these comments…….anyway, looking forward to hearing kanye’s full album. 9/11. G-u-not. Aquafina Ginger beerkola champagne.

    ^^^^*yeroooooooooooooo!* lol……

  128. hoodtalk.org Says:

    D.Billz is a 30 year old virgin…

  129. I Fux Says:

    eskay Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:05 pm
    hootie made the banned.

    I’m sure he’ll be back, so enjoy it while it lasts.

    ^^^ DAMN

  130. Phuque Says:

    www.mixtapetorrent.com/system/files/theculmination.jpg

    ^^^^

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

  131. LL(not the rappa) Says:

    lmao @ fux’s random comment.

  132. D. Billz Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:04 pm
    D. Billz Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:56 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:53 pm
    D. Billz Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    Furious you the loser, 25 years old and still living in ya momma and dada basement…

    ^Why do I picture his tears hittin’ the keyboard as he types the same response over and over again?

    ^Neva that…fuck boy…

    ^Judgin’ from that pic, fuckin’ boys is nothin’ new to you.

    ^You gets no ass nigga…stfu

    ^Yup, and you gets plenty. That’s the only part you like.

  133. lo k Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:41 pm
    SMH @ anyone being 25 and happy about still living with their parents..

    Loser mentality…

    ^^actually some of the wealthiest people I know still stay with their parents… I’m talking about people with multi-million dollar portfolios with millions in liquid assets just chillin… ain’t no shame in being 40 and chillin with the rents… one of them still works as a secretary just because…

  134. LL(not the rappa) Says:

    eskay Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:05 pm
    hootie made the banned.

    I’m sure he’ll be back, so enjoy it while it lasts.

    ^^word 2 allah.

  135. hoodtalk.org Says:

    D.Billz dates ugly bitches from Africa…

  136. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:05 pm
    D.Billz is a 30 year old virgin…

    ***Nobody’s a virgin anymore…Febreezy Mc Ferret, your moms, gives out pussy like afterparty flyers at a concert…

  137. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    www.tinyurl.com/28duzf

    *right clicks*

    *save as: hootie*

  138. I Fux Says:

    hiphopremix.com/content/view/374/28/

    ^^ New Post from your Boy Check it and feel free to show ya boy Fuxie some love [ll]

  139. D. Billz Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    D.Billz dates ugly bitches from Africa…

    ^Come on son. At least try. I know FStylez broke your spirit, but I don’t like handicap matches.

  140. G7 Says:

    ^^^^^lmao *stoned to death* the glasses match the purple and black sweater…and the s-curl fits perfectly.

    ===
    the outfit it is definitely g’d up…lol

  141. hoodtalk.org Says:

    If you 40 and still living with your parents thats even more sad than Furious Stylez being 25 and living in his parents basement…

  142. Phuque Says:

    LF: Me and a friend rented “Wild Hogs” last weekend (I know, I know)…Tim Allen said something about “slapping ferrets” that made me LMAO….homegirl looked at me like “why you laughin’ at something so corny?”….

  143. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    D.Billz dates ugly bitches from Africa…

    ***Word? I ain’t know they had ferrets in Africa…your moms got her green card yet?

  144. hoodtalk.org Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:09 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    D.Billz dates ugly bitches from Africa…

    ^Come on son. At least try. I know FStylez broke your spirit, but I don’t like handicap matches.

    ^Its the truth nigga…

  145. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    LL(not the rappa) Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:07 pm
    eskay Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:05 pm
    hootie made the banned.

    I’m sure he’ll be back, so enjoy it while it lasts.

    ^^word 2 allah.

    *faces the east*

    *prays for hooties reincarnation as a goldfish*

  146. KILLA JONES Says:

    we should have a NAhright convention so we could all meet up.

    i say we all meet up in atlanta this year.

  147. G7 Says:

    Phuque Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:06 pm
    www.mixtapetorrent.com/system/files/theculmination.jpg

    ^^^^

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

    =====
    I heard the album got pushed back.

  148. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^Come on son. At least try. I know FStylez broke your spirit, but I don’t like handicap matches.

    ^Its the truth nigga…

    **Co-sign..your spirit IS broken, and you ARE handicapped…too bad your hands are capped over your life partner’s junk…no close up parking spaces for that…

  149. D. Billz Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:10 pm
    D. Billz Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:09 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    D.Billz dates ugly bitches from Africa…

    ^Come on son. At least try. I know FStylez broke your spirit, but I don’t like handicap matches.

    ^Its the truth nigga…

    ^I love my African women. Just like how you like lightskin niggas.

  150. I Fux Says:

    KILLA JONES Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:12 pm
    we should have a NAhright convention so we could all meet up.

    i say we all meet up in atlanta this year.

    ^^ get the strip club in the back of the picture please(c) Fuxie

  151. Two-Times Says:

    KILLA JONES Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:12 pm
    we should have a NAhright convention so we could all meet up.

    i say we all meet up in atlanta this year.

    ^^^lol…u saying that cause you live in atl….you wouldn’t even have to travel….

  152. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 6:10 pm

    ^Come on son. At least try. I know FStylez broke your spirit

    ^Thats the truth nigga…

  153. hoodtalk.org Says:

    if we had a nahright convention…some of these computer nerds…would be getting assaulted and calling the cops, pressing charges

    i.e. phuque and d.billz…

    I’ll prolly go wild…put Furious Stylez face on the barbecue grill…

    Stab Icon with the silverware…

  154. Phuque Says:

    Billz:

    >>I love my African women. Just like how you like lightskin niggas.

    ^^^

    *realizes that its been a long time since other regs have ethered Hootie*

    *sits back*

    *enjoys show*

  155. G7 Says:

    Two-Times Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 5:41 pm
    where’s G7 and Landlord at…?

    ===
    *daps Two*

  156. D. Billz Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:14 pm
    if we had a nahright convention…some of these computer nerds…would be getting assaulted and calling the cops, pressing charges

    i.e. phuque and d.billz…

    I’ll prolly go wild…put Furious Stylez face on the barbecue grill…

    Stab Icon with the silverware…

    ^LMFAO! Yo, I can’t front… that shit made me laugh.

  157. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Stab Icon with the silverware…

    ***I know you like stabbing your life partner, but I don’t get down like that…sorry, young’un…

  158. Two-Times Says:

    if we had a nahright convention…some of these computer nerds…would be getting assaulted and calling the cops, pressing charges

    ^^ yeah… TyBIggs & yaboy would definetly being calling the cops and pressing charges…

  159. lo k Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:09 pm
    If you 40 and still living with your parents thats even more sad than Furious Stylez being 25 and living in his parents basement…

    ^^^you missed the point of my previous comment entirely… your ignorance is extremely disappointing… not to mention the fact that the only people who should be concerned with another man’s swag are females…

  160. hoodtalk.org Says:

    D.Billz I get more girls than you nigga…If I was in B-More right…now..around…me…you aint pulling nuffin…

    I’ll even splash in those african broads face you be dating and let you kiss em afterwards…

  161. KILLA JONES Says:

    lol…u saying that cause you live in atl….you wouldn’t even have to travel….

    ^^^
    noooooo we are going by cities in alphabetical order

    but werd up ya dudes should come

    hootie too, everyones invited

  162. I Fux Says:

    since you guys apparently didnt seem to care to shoot over to hiphopremix.com and read my entry here is a snippet

    My Boy Fabe Dogg said he would bone Prince for 50k, His reasoning and direct quote “Prince is pretty, petite and freaky he would be like a chick with a dick”. No Reason he just thought he should mention.

    ^^LMAO and No Homo on my wingman

  163. Two-Times Says:

    @ D. Billz

    yo billlz, what you think about that Joy Bryant chick who played in GRODT…i didn’t even know who see was really until then, but she is fine… her body ain’t the greatest but she looks good…

  164. Furiou$tylez...I'm So Chicago Says:

    lo k Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:09 pm
    If you 40 and still living with your parents thats even more sad than Furious Stylez being 25 and living in his parents basement…

    ^^^you missed the point of my previous comment entirely… your ignorance is extremely disappointing… not to mention the fact that the only people who should be concerned with another man’s swag are females…

    *faces the east again*

    word to allah akbar

  165. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ethering swaggerfaggot= fucking his moms…I mean, I guess I’m supposed to enjoy it like everybody else seems to be doing, I mean, otherwise why would they, but I can’t feel shit….the moral of the story is, there is a such thing as bad pussy….and hootie’s moms has it…bitch been sacked more times than David Carr

  166. D. Billz Says:

    hoodtalk.org Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:17 pm
    D.Billz I get more girls than you nigga

    ^But they probably weren’t born that way.

    >>I’ll even splash in those african broads face you be dating and let you kiss em afterwards…

    ^The only thing you splash is oil on your boyfriend’s chest.

  167. Phuque Says:

    # Two-Times Says:
    August 21st, 2007 at 6:16 pm

    if we had a nahright convention…some of these computer nerds…would be getting assaulted and calling the cops, pressing charges

    ^^ yeah… TyBIggs & yaboy would definetly being calling the cops and pressing charges…

    ^^^

    And you and Hootie would be thuggin’ it up. Crip-walkin’ on niggas’ fades & shit…

  168. Two-Times Says:

    Phuque Says:

    And you and Hootie would be thuggin’ it up. Crip-walkin’ on niggas’ fades & shit…

    ^^^ i never said that… and I never said your name either..

  169. G7 Says:

    lol @ the 4th comment @ 6:19

  170. D. Billz Says:

    Two-Times Says:

    August 21st, 2007 at 6:18 pm
    @ D. Billz

    yo billlz, what you think about that Joy Bryant chick who played in GRODT…i didn’t even know who see was really until then, but she is fine… her body ain’t the greatest but she looks good…

    ^She’s bangin’. She was in the Antwon Fisher movie too. I like her subtle presence. She seems like she could be a really intelligent woman. And probably freaky deek-ayyyyy (c) Sean Price

  171. LL(not the rappa) Says:

    lmao @ billz & icon…ok everybody.

  172. hoodtalk.org Says:

    The request Jussi sent me was a fairly common one: Did Robin Hobb have a short story of about 5000 words that could be published in Alienisti for the upcoming Finncon? Regretfully, I had to tell him ‘no’, that Robin Hobb seems unable to write anything that is less than a novella in length. Something about the style does not lend itself to shorter tales. Jussi was even willing to accept a ‘Megan Lindholm’ story instead, but as I told him, I don’t feel comfortable doing that. The style and the topic choice of my two ‘nom de plumes’ differ enough that I do not like to offer one in place of the other: it would be rather like a restaurant serving a customer chicken when he had ordered fish.
    Yet, Jussi had given me a goodly amount of time, and I thought that I would give it a try. For several weeks, I attempted to concoct a Robin Hobb story that would be short enough to serve. I came up empty-handed. Short stories have always been the most difficult form for me. Either I get a wonderful idea for a short story, and I write it, or I don’t. It doesn’t seem to be a process I can force. I’ve never been successful at manufacturing one out of need rather than inspiration. When, rather uncomfortably, I admitted this, Jussi suggested that perhaps 3000 to 5000 words about myself would suffice.
    This presented me with another dilemma. Almost all the basic facts about me are easily available on the Internet. I myself have a website at robinhobb.com with a Frequently Asked Question list that covers most of the standard interview questions. I think I have answered these questions so often that the replies seem boring to me; I hope the reader of this will not share that opinion, as I have decided to take Jussi’s suggestion, and introduce myself here.
    I am venturing into my mid-50’s now, and have been writing stories almost ever since I learned to write. From a very young age, I knew that I wanted to be a writer. From a very early age, I knew that supporting myself with writing was not a realistic ambition, and that very few writers, even full time writers, are fortunate enough to make a living from that task. Nevertheless, I clung to the ambition, even as I realized that I’d probably have to work as a journalist or a waitress to earn my bread and write fiction for the enjoyment of it. It has been a wondrously pleasant surprise to make my entire living as an author. One of the things that I never lose sight of is how blessed I am to be able to earn a living doing the things I love.
    When I was about ten years old, my family moved from San Rafael, California to Fairbanks, Alaska. My parents felt that their children were growing up too complacent and too ‘easy.’ They decided that we would benefit from facing some challenges in our lives. In all honesty, they were right. Our largest worry at that time was whether we could beg enough money from my mother to get to the corner store to buy potato chips and coke before it closed! My father was a bit bored with his job, and several copies of Alaska Magazine convinced him that this was the right move to make.
    For my older siblings, this was quite a culture shock. We left the comforts and conveniences of warm and sunny suburban California living to move to central Alaska. The house we moved into was a log house that had been left half-finished by the previous owner. I will never forget my first sight of it. My father had driven up to Alaska from Canada in a Volkswagen Camper-van, and when the rest of us arrived in Alaska, it became our family car. When we drove it over the predominantly gravel roads, it threw up gravel against the bottom, so the sound was rather like being inside a shaken can of marbles. I was very impressed with the immense plumes of dust we left hanging in the air behind us from those gravel roads.
    When we got to the lane that led to our ‘new’ home, there were tiny trees growing in the center of it as it had not been used in so long. My father just drove over them, and the trees bent over in front of the car and stood up behind us, so it looked as if they were closing us in. Birches and cottonwood trees arched over the driveway, closing us in like a tunnel, so it really felt as if we were entering another world. The land around the house had originally been cleared, but no one had lived there in so long that it was all grown over with saplings, a forest of little trees, all with trunks less than three inches in diameter.
    After the previous owners had abandoned the half finished house, the windows had been broken and the doors stolen, so the elements had had their way with the inside. It was still full of moldy furniture, stinky couches full of mice and the basement was dark and smelly. Our first task was to take everything out of the house and pile it outside where we ended up burning it or taking it to the dump. In the basement, we had to pull down the interior walls as mildew and rot had damaged them. After a long day’s work, there were no hot baths for us, as there was no indoor plumbing. All water had to be hauled and heated on a stove, and my mother had to do all the cooking on a propane camp stove. To my little brothers and me, it was all a wonderful camping adventure. My older sisters were teenagers, and I think that to them, it was a nightmare!
    We had a frantic month or two of making the house livable for the upcoming winter. It was up to us to add the doors and windows, the wiring, the plumbing, and the insulation. We arrived in Alaska in mid-July, to a climate roughly the same as Finland’s, (including the Midnight Sun) and attempted to do all that work before the snow arrived. Needless to say, we six children learned a lot very fast about carpentry, plumbing and electricity.
    I think that move to Alaska shaped me as a writer more than any other experience in my life. I had never before even seen a moose, let alone had to help skin and butcher one for meat. Our potatoes and carrots had come from the grocery store in California, clean and ready to use. In Alaska, our family garden covered about half an acre of land, and we children participated in every part from clearing the land to harvesting the food.
    I think a lot of that ‘hands on’ experience shows up in my writing. While I was certainly not growing up in the medieval times that so often serve as a backdrop for fantasy, I did become overly familiar with some of the timeless (and time consuming!) tasks that were common to that age, and less common in our own. I think my parents were very wise to expose us, as children, to that type of living. It has often been said that reading fantasy involves the ‘willing suspension of disbelief.’ I think the best way to convince a reader that I know what I’m talking about when I recount the habits of dragons is to know what I’m talking about when I recount the details of raising chickens or putting a roof on a house. I am a confirmed believer, not just in research, but in attempting to experience the things I am writing about, so as to be able to include the physical details of them in the stories.
    Like many aspiring writers, I began to keep journals when I was a teenager, and wrote a great deal of very bad poetry. Fortunately for posterity, those writings have largely been lost or scattered in the years since and will never come back to haunt me in published form!. I do think that journals are a very useful training ground for any young writer, and I often recommend them as the first step toward writing. For one thing, they show the person the process of getting ideas out of the brain and onto the paper. For another, journals are a wonderful reference later in life. I sorely regret the loss of many of my journals from my teenage years. The writings that do remain to me have been very valuable in putting myself back into that frame of mind when I want to write from that viewpoint.
    I graduated from the local Alaskan high school at 17, and went off to University in Denver, Colorado. Moving from Fairbanks, Alaska to a large city like Denver was amazing and also disconcerting. At that time, Denver had a great deal of air pollution and I suffered from that, as well as from the altitude change in moving to the ‘mile-high’city. I did well in my studies there, but did not feel that I was learning what I needed to know to be a writer. An instructor who had little use for any of the genres taught the only creative writing class I took there. The one student who did turn in a vampire story for the class to critique was humiliated when the instructor simply announced, “I don’t think we’ll waste any time with this,” and passed on to the next student. Coward that I was, I wrote up a psychological vignette that was long on character and short on plot. I knew very well that it was not a story, because nothing really happened in it. Nonetheless, the instructor critiqued it and praised it. I passed the course with an ‘A’ but the only thing I had learned about writing was how to please my instructor.
    I left Denver University after only a year there, returned to Fairbanks, married the commercial fisherman I had been seeing for a year, and moved with my new husband to Kodiak Island. This is a large island off the coast of Alaska. At the time, it had a very small population, and we lived in a village called Chiniak. Fishing was a bit depressed at that time, so my husband found work satellite-tracking site there, and I found myself with many hours on my hands. So, for the first time, I began to submit the stories that I had been writing. At first, I wrote children’s stories, with the mistaken idea that it was easier to write for children. I soon found that was not the case, for the children’s magazines had a very small word limit and wanted a good story told with a simple vocabulary. It was very difficult work for me, but I think it gave me a very good foundation in exactly what is important in story telling.
    I learned my writing largely by trial and error. I wrote on a portable Smith-corona electric typewriter, painstakingly making carbon copies of every story and using White-Out to correct my errors. (Years later, when computers came into the picture, what I realized is that much of my early time as a writer was taken up more with ‘typing’ than with ‘writing.’ That, to me, is the wonder of word processing. Back then, if I made more than three typing errors on a page, I re-typed the whole page. And if I wanted to add a paragraph to page 2, I had to re-type the entire rest of the story. I love how I can cut and paste and correct on a screen now!) There were no writer’s groups to join at Chiniak, the closest library was several hours away in the town of Kodiak, and I had no mentor to advise me. So, although my first story was published when I was 18, the later publications that followed were hard to come by and scattered through the years. I served a very long apprenticeship, and often wonder if success would have come more quickly if I had been in a position to interact more with other writers and aspiring writers.
    We moved several times over the next ten years, and had three children. I worked at a variety of jobs in the different places we lived, everything from managing an electronics store to serving pizza and beer in a restaurant as well as doing part-time journalism and photography for the local newspapers. The children and the jobs kept me busy, but I managed to keep on writing and submitting stories, and slowly I added more publication credits to my name. I soon realized that fantasy and science fiction were my favorite genres to read, and that perhaps I should try to write what I most enjoyed reading. I submitted to the major magazines with little success, but did better with the small ‘fanzines’, the little self-published fantasy and science fiction magazines that were often someone’s labor of love. I owe a great debt to the editors of those small press publications such as Gordon Linzner’s Space and Time. My first professional sale in the genre was to an anthology called AMAZONS! The story was “Bones for Dulath” by Megan Lindholm and was the first appearance of the characters Ki and Vandien. It was edited by Jessica Amanda Salmonson and published by Daw. The anthology won the World Fantasy Award for best anthology that year, and so my story got a much wider readership that it might have otherwise.
    In 1982, I sold my first book, titled Harpy’s Flight. This was the first novel length appearance of Ki and Vandien, and three more books about them soon followed. I continued to write fantasy and science fiction as Megan Lindholm for about the next ten years. I published short stories as well as novels. Contrary to what is often reported on the Internet, I have never won a Hugo or Nebula for any of my work, but I am proud to say that I have made the final ballots for those awards several times. Despite such successes and rather good reviews, I remained firmly in the mid-list as Megan Lindholm. The ‘mid-list’ is that difficult place where one is no longer a ‘new’ writer, but one has not yet achieved any level of fame or fortune. It is a difficult spot to occupy, for one has to work a job as well as find time to write. In my case, I also had three children to raise, and often I functioned in that as a single parent, for my husband’s career as a marine engineer for fishing vessels often kept him away at sea for six or seven months at a time. We lived in a very rural area, outside the town of Roy, Washington. We kept chickens and ducks and geese, as well as over a hundred pigeons. I had a garden, and each year we raised a couple of pigs for slaughter, so between my writing, the children, the garden and farm animals and various part time jobs, I had a very busy life. I was pleased to be a published writer, but most of my neighbors knew me more as a good source for chicken and duck eggs than as an author. Without realizing it, I had begun to get rather settled ideas about books and writing.
    Then, in about 1990, I began to collaborate on a book with Steven Brust. Steve and I met as fellow writers when we worked together on stories for the Liavek anthologies edited by Emma Bull and Will Shetterly. We had discovered that we had similar ideas about writing and magic and characters. Out of the blue one day, Steve sent me the first chapter of a book he had begun writing, a contemporary urban fantasy, with a note that said he had thought the magic in it was somewhat similar to what I had written in Wizard of the Pigeons. He invited me to collaborate with him in telling the story. I was sure that I could not work with another writer, and also certain that I did not thave time. Yet the tale intrigued me. More as a curiosity than for any other reason, I wrote the next chapter of the story for him, and sent it back to him. Soon it arrived in my mailbox again, only this time there was a third chapter. I added a fourth.
    Over a year and a half, Steven and I sent the manuscript back and forth. We edited the earlier chapters, made changes, set up challenges for one another (on one bad day, I systematically killed all Steve’s characters, one after another. He cleverly resurrected them all.) We soon lost track of who had written what parts, and began to write bits for each other’s characters. E-mail was unknown to me then, so we wrote the book entirely by regular mail. I continued to work on the books I was contracted for, but this book was something else. I looked forward to it with excitement. Steve and I were writing it for the sheer fun of it, with no outline and no prospect of publishing it. We just followed the story wherever it led, and were both rather startled when one day the book found an ending for itself. We met in San Francisco. Steve was there for a Grateful Dead concert. Over the weekend, while Fred toured all the maritime museums in town, Steve and I did the first complete edit of the book on the coffee table in a hotel. Later, I flew to Minneapolis. We sat side by side in front of his computer screen for the final edit. I had expected that there would be places where we would battle over details. Instead, we found ourselves always in agreement, which was even stranger. I think that was one of the most exhilarating and effortless writing projects in my life. This manuscript was to become The Gypsy and Tor Books eventually published it.
    Writing The Gypsy was a very important experience for me. It wasn’t just the collaboration with Brust, though that was a distinct pleasure. It reminded me of why I had become a writer in the first place, that I loved letting a story wander until it wound itself up, and that it had been far too long since I had let myself do that. And I do want to emphasize that it was I binding myself to a particular style of writing, and not any editorial pressure that had been squelching me. It made me remember what I had wanted to be a writer in the first place, and how exciting writing can be when you let the characters run the show.
    When I had completed the books I was working on and could begin a new project, I brought that renewed energy to it. I wanted to do something completely different, something as challenging and yet fun as The Gypsy had been. The working title that I gave my book was Chivalry’s Bastard. I decided to write it in the first person, and to attempt a completely different sort of voice and telling for the story. I think my agent first suggested that we consider an entirely new by-line to go with this different style. I didn’t hesitate to jump on the idea, but it did take me several weeks to come up with a new name. I chose Robin Hobb because I wanted an androgynous first name. In the US, that spelling of Robin can be either a female or male name. I also liked all the baggage that came with the name, with resonances from everything from Robin Hood to Robin Goodfellow. The ‘Hobb’ part was harder to come by; I wanted something short that would fit well on a book jacket, and go well with the Robin part. Hobb has all sorts of resonances with people, from hobgoblin to hobbit, but I will admit it was a last minute choice, made without too much thought, when my agent phoned me and told me that he had to have the name very soon.
    In interviews, people often seem to put a great deal of emphasis on this name change. To me, it did not seem a large decision at the time, and I’ve been a bit mystified by the level of importance that people attach to it. I’ve been asked if I felt insulted that I ‘had to change my name to succeed’ or if I didn’t feel as if I’d cheated or deceived the reading public. In all honesty, those kind of thoughts never crossed my mind. If anything, it felt a bit like a prank, but mostly it just seemed like a way to add another layer of characterization to the story telling and to escape the limits that I had placed on myself. In the traditions of fantasy and SF, it is not at all unusual for a writer to have several by-lines, or even to write for a magazine under a ‘house name.’ Sometimes I think that people worry entirely too much about this name business when I really wish they would concentrate on the story itself!
    I’ve continued to write short stories as Megan Lindholm, and have several novels for that pseudonym outlined on my computer. If only I could fit twice as many hours in the day, I would happily write books under both names. For now, given that Hobb writes books of such great length, I have to be content with slipping out the occasional Lindholm short story.
    Currently, I live in Tacoma, Washington. This is on the west coast of the US, not too far south of Canada and just south of Seattle. If I have to live in a city (which at this time I do) then Tacoma is a pretty good one. We don’t have the reputation for sophistication and the arts that Seattle does, but we do quite well all the same, thank you very much. We’re a blue-collar town, centered around a large shipping port and a railway terminus. Our population is about 193,000 people, median age 33, so our focus is a fairly young one. We have a wide ethnic variety, with more diversity than most US cities. Our newest influx of immigrants seems to be mostly Russian. It has been fun to watch the signs in the supermarket change to include labels in the Cyrillic alphabet.
    Although we are very much a working man’s city, we have our own idea of art. Most of the working Tacoma artists I know are just that: working artists. They create art in addition to holding down a ‘regular’ job. I feel very comfortable in Tacoma. I live in a middle-class neighborhood, where most of my neighbors are teachers or nurses or engineers or construction workers. As far as I know, I’m the only professional writer in the neighborhood. It’s a Ray Bradbury sort of district, where the kids play baseball in the intersection, and often close off the whole road to play street hockey. No one minds; they just drive around the game carefully. Our area is known as the Proctor District. One of the things I like about it is that I can walk from my home to a theatre, a grocery store, a library, the post office and various retail stores. This has become unusual in many American cities, where residential districts are very separate from commercial ones.
    Just as it was at the beginning of my career, I have little or no day-to-day contact with other writers. Several times a year, when I go to a SF convention or other writers gathering, I have the chance to ‘talk shop’ with other writers, and there is great pleasure in doing so. I have sporadic contact with a number of writer friends, but strangely enough, most of us are far too busy writing to write email to our friends. So for the most part, my day-to-day contacts and friendships are with people from a variety of backgrounds and jobs. I think it helps me with characterization and dialogue for my stories. I learn a great deal about what other people actually do, as opposed to spending a lot of time with people who do the same thing that I do. Being exposed to the daily tasks of other people’s lives is a wonderful way to learn new things, something that I regard as essential to the working writer. This last week, I’ve learned to tie the ‘harper’s knot’ to fix a broken harp string, and how to tune a harp with an electronic tuner. I hasten to add that I am not learning to play the harp; these are simply the tasks a parent picks up when a child decides to take up a new instrument.
    I am now hard at work on my tenth book as Robin Hobb. This one will take place in a different universe entirely from the Farseers. In a way, I miss working with Fitz and the Fool, but I am also having a wonderful time getting to know Nevare and his world. I am often asked if I will ever write another Farseer or Liveship book. The answer is, I would not hesitate to write another book in that world if I came up with an absolutely wonderful idea for one. But I don’t want to take just any worn-out story and set it in the Farseer world just for the sake of writing another book there. I receive a great deal of e-mail, pointing out to me that many stories remain to be told after Fool’s Fate. I know that is true, and yet I would rather leave that stage while the audience is still enjoying the tale instead of waiting until I’m the only one who is still interested in my characters.
    My extra time at home these days is taken up with my garden and two grand-children and renovating a boat called La Charmante. She is about 35 feet long, and Fred’s pride and joy. She is a pleasure boat built on a Roberts work-boat hull. There is a nice large desk in the main stateroom, and my eventual hope is that we will take a pleasure cruise up the Canadian coast to Alaska. If I can write all the way there, I will not feel guilty about taking the time off. Perhaps by next summer, she will be ready for an extended trip like that. For now, we are spending a lot of time on the tasks fami