July 25th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
smh @ myself cause i really did ghostride a whip before…..no really like true stroy i ghostride the whip ( aint no 89 accord either shit was my 98′ 328 i. )

again i’m dead serious this is no joke i really did that shit……..however it wasnt on purpose…….smh @ myself…..i’m a just leave it at that but i know you motherfuckers are gonna wanna hear the rest of the story….

^ how the…
*scratches head*
Ty… you smoke too much.

lmao….i knew someone would want an explantation dammit ok here it goes…..and i swear this 100 % true story….

ok so the last house i lived in was on a highway basically a 4 lane highway 2 lanes going each side….my house was up on a hill on that highway….you drive down the road pull up a steep driveway and park your car and get out…..well i parked my car in the same sopt in the driveway everyday multiple times for over a year….one day i get home from work drive the car up the driveway park the car….hop ot to go get the mail….i walk behind the car go down to the mailbox grab the mail……and all of a sudden i see someone backing out my driveway out the corner of my eye……

of curse at first i think o whose here…..wait a couple seconds….no wait i’m the only one here wtf ? …..i look its my car rolling in reverse right down my driveway and right past me ( mind you its been over atleast 1 minute since i got out of the car )

also keep in mind this is @ 5:00 on a friday afternoon ( peak rush hour ) on a retardly bust street at which in almost no point and time is there not atleast a couple cars flying by.

well once irealize its my car and there is no one in it……i look right miracuosly no cars…..left not a car in site…..now i’m running after the car ( as if i could someone grab it and stop it or jump in and hit the brakes no problem )….and since of course i cant catch it i see it going for the curb i’m praying its gonna hit it and stop so i can hop in drive it up my driveway ( also at this point i’m thinking i was retarded and didnt put the car in park….not so but thats the only thing i could think of )

now of course the curb doesnt stop the car….the car flies over the curb goes over a little of my neighbors grass and then flyies off their hill ( and watching it go in mid air….its going straight into my neighbors house ) and the back bumper slams on their driveway i hear the car smas, but cant see it it disappeared over the hill….i’m waiting to hear the house collapse when i see over the hill i see the car smash on the ground you can see the whole car jolt ( frame bent and shocks snapped ) but the car just took a sharp turn just missed their garage by literally a foot or 2 fell down another hill right to the side of there house and literally landed ontop of a tree……..

now again i thought i forgot to put it in park but what happened was my brake line snapped cause it had been worn down from parking on a hill in the same exact spot so many different times ( and i usually wouldnt use the emergency brake that the line wore down and it finally snapped that day )

i really am stil lamazed to this day that a) it didnt go throuh the house but b) i still cant believe i choose like the only 30 seconds in the history of the highway that there wasnt atleast 1 car on it going one of the ways