Dear Slim

 

So by now many of you have probably heard about this kid Kyle Spratt from Ontario. He jacked Kim Mathers’ cell phone from a bingo hall where he worked and copied down Em and Obie’s phone numbers before returning it. He then waited a few days and hit Em up begging him to listen to his demo.

Em declined, and Spratt received a call from the fuzz shortly thereafter. Spratt recorded both conversations and incorporated them into a song called "Slim Sellout." At the beginning you can hear the phone conversation that Spratt had with Em, who tries to change his voice and act like it’s not him. Pretty fucking hilarious.

The song was originally posted on his Myspace page, but it was removed the other day, and so I decided to liberate it here. 

Kyle Spratt – Slim Sellout 


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54 Responses to “Dear Slim”

  1. WestCoast_GetsDown Says:

    ghea

  2. I Fux Says:

    What

  3. HHF Says:

    sup

  4. I Fux Says:

    Wassup Boys

  5. WestCoast_GetsDown Says:

    song sucks but kyle spratt is a fool for that

  6. HHF Says:

    is this supposed to be cool? its like this is the original Stan Em was talking about in his song

  7. I Fux Says:

    damn the server is focking up on a saturday *daps HHF and WCGD*

  8. HHF Says:

    sup fux

  9. HHF Says:

    sup fux…..i might have to chill, server is taking too long

  10. HHF Says:

    sup fux…..i might have to chill, server is taking too long

  11. Mike Says:

    He was trying to get a deal… not trying to talk to Eminem. Pretty fucking smart, and again the ‘diss’ song went straight for the throat.

  12. sk Says:

    lmfao hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah lord forgive this guy

  13. sk Says:

    he sounds like slim

  14. HHF Says:

    Yeah, Im sure he’ll have a long career in music after this

  15. A.G Says:

    Is he gonna throw himself from a bridge or something?! he sounds so much like Em, STAN!!! wow…

  16. A.G Says:

    the track sucks but he sounds ungry as fuck talking all that garbage! he should’ve had sell the phone it would’ve worth a couple gran’!

  17. Belize Says:

    Damn! If he could only rap…..

  18. A.G Says:

    lol… he sounds “white” (no raciscism)

  19. miltee Says:

    slim sellout > slim shady

  20. Paperstacker Says:

    Didn’t this stan drive his car over a bridge already?

  21. D.N.(The Kufi Smacker) Says:

    slim sellout > slim shady

    ^^^^^

    Lol

  22. KNARKAREN Says:

    kyle spratt is soft, but he herasss our favorite white rapper xD .. fuck white rapper, even tho i am bosnian living in sweden .. sorry negreos xD .. but holla at me, swedish werewolf xD

  23. KNARKAREN Says:

    fuck haile, she white with me
    but of course she fall for royalty//

  24. KNARKAREN Says:

    GIVE ME E bros xD

  25. KNARKAREN Says:

    seriously i flow better than that papparazzi retard xD

  26. KNARKAREN Says:

    some e’s and I eventually!
    would revenge me !!!

  27. $***M-ROC***$ Says:

    man, this shit is f’ing CRACK, i don’t care what anyone says.

    this kid’s got balls bigger than tony montana! (no frank lopez)

  28. KNARKAREN Says:

    no shit got censured, but esGAY, oh well ! :) .. you might have a asians dick .. so fuck you, you aint in the 7 inch + club like me, so FUCK ME ! xD

  29. KNARKAREN Says:

    i still got a slim anus, so touch me ! xD

  30. cMac Says:

    i still got a slim anus, so touch me ! xD
    ^^^^^

    Touche’ lmaoooo

  31. G7 Says:

    Windsor stand up!! lol

  32. Combat Jack Says:

    Em created Stan, Stan gotta murk Em. Frankenstein did the same to his maker.

  33. dubs Says:

    lol this guy sounds so much better and more ill, em is a bitch

  34. Paperstacker Says:

    lol this guy sounds so much better and more ill, em is a bitch

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Sounds better and more ill???? I need some of what your smoking. This dude is the definition of corny lyrically. I like the beat, but lol. This shit belongs on a mad tv parody of eminem. Would be funnier.

  35. Rey Says:

    This kid is a dick.

    Homo greatly implied at him.

  36. dubs Says:

    if em made song wit him use would say fuk his fire, but bcoz theres so many gunit eminem dickriders his wack..

  37. RazLDN Says:

    This guy’s a fool. He’s talkin bout idolisin em, then he ends up dissin him. He’s playin wit fire tho, mentionin Hayley in the track. Remember what happend to Ja when he mentioned Hayley?

  38. PimPb1420 Says:

    yo……this kid aint bad and he disses em badddddddddddddddddddddddd……

  39. HHF Says:

    G7 Says:

    June 3rd, 2007 at 12:11 am
    Windsor stand up!! lol

    ^^^^lol I couldnt get this out my head. have you been to windsor? makes the comment funnier

  40. G7 Says:

    ^decent city. been there a few times. that kid needs to find a hobby though. such a clown. he wasn’t reppin’. i was just playin’.

  41. miltee Says:

    Kyle Spratt to Murder Inc!

  42. weezy Says:

    i thought he was aiteeeeee , if the facts is straight, he gona get publicity with a raw deal

  43. KingML Says:

    this is better than anything the south has done in the last 3 years

  44. harrydirty Says:

    lol this is pretty bad….he gets pretty personal…..slim might slap the shit outta this kid.

  45. Komrade Says:

    He gets pretty personal but damn, Stan is back from the grave

  46. Christina Says:

    Yeahh , Umm im from Detroit and this just goes to show we are right about Windsor rapper’s … and Canadian people in general – jokes..
    I bet its a notch in this kids belt in the “windsor hip hop scene” and hes his own local celebrity , but i think this kid is playing with fire seriously. No one takes retards like that serious and anyone WHO IS BIG or means shit will look at this kid as some poser wack job. I mean he is from WINDSOR RIGHT? OR SHOULD I SAY DUB-CITY. HAHA
    Good job kid , any chance at a rap jobs FUCKED congrats on lookin like a dumbass..HAHA
    But hey kid, thanks for giving me laughs…

  47. r-steezy Says:

    kyle spratt; atta boyy!
    you ripped Em in that diss yo!
    mad props from me and all my buddyss.

  48. EL BARRIO Says:

    This kid emulates Em’s style, stole a family members cell and ignorantly called the front desk as if… c’mon you’re rediculous. this kid hasn’t said anything interesting. haha I’m laughin at this corn flake.

    If you wanna talk to Em grind it out and earn it. make those albums dont be a b*tch. And ditch the production, lol.

  49. human bomb Says:

    Jus cuz u smoke weed doesn’t mean ur a dope rapper
    Lacking skills seen better, shit in a crapper
    Kyle spratt dissin arabs on a track ur wack doesn’t even deserve a clap
    Unless its with a gat so ud have a nice rested nap
    Flow sounds like rusted rap
    Then try soundin like em give his style back
    I know ur dumb ass gunna respond so watch wa u say n ya track
    U need to go back to school let me hand u ur nap sack
    Probly got picked at
    u dropped out hmm explains whys that
    u claim to live on ya own
    bet ya mom still calls b4 12 to tell ya ass come home
    time for the truth to be known
    im brusing my lungs so bad it startin to sore
    fuck burying u 6 feet deep when u jus reached the core
    holla back if u want some more

  50. jay Says:

    you guys are fucked this kids got talent
    em is so much better but give this kid credit have you heard his other shit?
    CANADA backs kyle spratt!!!

  51. s Says:

    This kid got Em’s attention no? Its better than any of the ppl making comments about it! Plus it takes fucking balls to steal Kim’s phone i bet some of you queers would talk about doing it and never go through with it. And fuck all you sayin Canada aint shit…The good thing about rappers in Canada you have to have REAL talent to go n-e not some fake ass ganster story over good beats…

  52. spratt + steeeeeeeezy's bitch. Says:

    i fucking love kyle spratt,
    and RSTEEEEEEEEEEZY.
    you boys are the fucking worldd to me.
    everyone i know fucking loves kyle’s music and if they don’t , it’s because they’re bitches who are jealous.
    all you haters get a life, spratt ‘aint no stan.

    he lyrically smashed marshall in this track, and the rumors i’ve been hearing , he GOT marshalls attention because everyones been talking about how he wrote a reply to ” slim sellout ” supposedly called ” shady wars ”

    just waiting to see what goes on.
    in all honesty, i still like marshall and his music,
    i just like kyle’s better because he’s a REAL down to- earth, i’ll remember where i came from and those who encouraged me on the way type guy, i love you kyle.

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