Video: Tapdance P Rap City Freestyle
Because of his admirable work on Return of the Mac, I’m changing Prodigy’s nickname from “Ballerina” to the more accurate “Tapdance.” He shouldn’t get comfortable though, because if he fucks around on H.N.I.C. 2, it’s right back to the ballet.
April 12th, 2007 at 8:05 am
am i first?
April 12th, 2007 at 8:09 am
early
April 12th, 2007 at 8:16 am
kzen 2de jong , klooootzakkkeeeeeuhhhh
April 12th, 2007 at 8:20 am
its da p
April 12th, 2007 at 8:37 am
Since they are members of G unit they are clown.
Back in the days they were outstanding, now they are just ridiculous.
So sad.
April 12th, 2007 at 8:41 am
…damn wrong blog, my bad.
April 12th, 2007 at 8:47 am
Big Noyd: Only the Strong > ROTM
April 12th, 2007 at 8:48 am
Return of the mac is serious….am I the only one feeling the slow flow better?
April 12th, 2007 at 8:52 am
Esaky i don’t understand your hate for Prodigy
whats the deal??
April 12th, 2007 at 8:53 am
Eskay**
April 12th, 2007 at 8:59 am
hell on earth.
April 12th, 2007 at 9:10 am
@ Killa, P gotta big mouth. He’s been sonned by a lot of rappers. Plus Eskay is a Jay stan
April 12th, 2007 at 9:13 am
this was freestyle was cool. Typical P, gun references here and there. Him showing off the ice on his skinny little wrist was weak though.
April 12th, 2007 at 9:13 am
since eskay’s shaping up his shag, allow me to answer that question Killa
its more dissapointment than hate.
April 12th, 2007 at 9:17 am
Yo killa jones how do you steady hate on Jay n good music but you steady dickride cam n jimmy? You got ur priorities wrong homie
April 12th, 2007 at 9:27 am
ROTM is a good album … point blank.
April 12th, 2007 at 9:35 am
Being a fan = Enjoying what comes out the speakers
Being a dick rider = caring about how many albums sold, how many businesses outside of rap, backing every single move rapper makes rite or wrong, caring how much money artist have, etc tec
April 12th, 2007 at 9:35 am
3 burns on the back horribly > return of the mac’s prodigy
April 12th, 2007 at 9:36 am
ROTM solid album, good look…having a sickle cell seizure wearing your mother’s skirt and and tap shoes showing off your G-Unit tattoo…not a good look
April 12th, 2007 at 9:36 am
I cant believe this chicago weather! how the fuck is it snowing in mid april?
April 12th, 2007 at 9:37 am
Sh*t Son Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 9:35 am
Being a fan = Enjoying what comes out the speakers
Being a dick rider = caring about how many albums sold, how many businesses outside of rap, backing every single move rapper makes rite or wrong, caring how much money artist have, etc tec
co-sign, …so what does that make two-times?
April 12th, 2007 at 9:38 am
looks as if 50 made p get his teeth capped an fixed
April 12th, 2007 at 9:38 am
I cant believe this UK weather! how the fuk is it not snowing mid April?
April 12th, 2007 at 9:38 am
uummm…good question MR. ME 2
but i got my priorities straight wen i comes to “good music” cuz i believe wut i listen too is “good music”/ and im sure wut you listen too is wat you belive to be good music.
“good music” is a matter of opinion
but i still listen to jay and believe he has good music
but at the same time i believe that nigga GRIMMY (c) swagger jacker
like Prodigy dissapoints eskay/ jay has also disapointed me
**single teardrop**
oh and im also a KILLA CAM fan.
April 12th, 2007 at 9:38 am
>>so what does that make two-times?
ha ha good question
April 12th, 2007 at 9:39 am
Prodigy’s snowflake glasses = gor your grandmother to be wearing, not the dude who spit Shook Ones Pt. 2
April 12th, 2007 at 9:40 am
Being a fan = Enjoying what comes out the speakers
Being a dick rider = caring about how many albums sold, how many businesses outside of rap, backing every single move rapper makes rite or wrong, caring how much money artist have, etc tec
^^
cosign to the fullest
i never cared about sales
April 12th, 2007 at 9:41 am
co-sign, …so what does that make two-times?
^^^^^
2x is a Dr Phil 2 part special waiting to happen!!
April 12th, 2007 at 9:42 am
Funny… he spit the best song on his album… Bang On Em…
April 12th, 2007 at 9:45 am
Joe Budden f/ Redman www.zshare.net/audio/08-joe_budden_and_redman-new_jersey_drive-mp3-bg4.html
Has anybody heard this yet? *has a late ass in back pocket just in case* I am now just hearing this
April 12th, 2007 at 9:46 am
i hope we can all agree that record sales dont = talent. i always thought somebody else wrote P’s verses and stopped right around Murda Muzik. P went from classic to mediocre in 0 to 60. seems kinda suspect.
April 12th, 2007 at 9:50 am
Tap dancing, is in fact a very difficult dance technique to master. This is definitely a step up.
April 12th, 2007 at 9:54 am
skinnykennyp Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 9:46 am
i hope we can all agree that record sales dont = talent. i always thought somebody else wrote P’s verses and stopped right around Murda Muzik. P went from classic to mediocre in 0 to 60. seems kinda suspect.
^ thats just the sickle cell. make his head hurt, makes writing well hard
April 12th, 2007 at 9:55 am
What up greenie…and word to sickle cell jokes….hella easy, and always a crowd pleaser
April 12th, 2007 at 9:55 am
Timbaland’s album pushed 138k. I thought it would do a lot better. Hip hop is struggling in the mainstream badly.
April 12th, 2007 at 9:56 am
iight killa jones I can respect that
April 12th, 2007 at 9:56 am
yeah but Tim’s album had to much rock on it….I know it kept me from buying it…I haven’t even downloaded either
April 12th, 2007 at 9:56 am
whaddup conor.
its like short bus jokes. too easy to really get credit, but funny nontheless
April 12th, 2007 at 9:57 am
Big Homie Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 9:45 am
Joe Budden f/ Redman zshare.net/audio/08-joe_budden_and_redman-new_jersey_drive-mp3-bg4.html
Has anybody heard this yet? *has a late ass in back pocket just in case* I am now just hearing this
====
This song is just a blend. The Redman verses are from his one song “the Saga Continues”.
April 12th, 2007 at 9:59 am
36th
Good morning all you nappy headed hoes you!!
April 12th, 2007 at 10:01 am
lol, whudup mac b
April 12th, 2007 at 10:02 am
mobb deep hater post
April 12th, 2007 at 10:03 am
@ G7 I figured it was a blend after listening to it. Somebody the other day (forgot who) was talking about a Budden and Red track coming soon and assumed it was this one as soon as I saw it.
I am shocked that Timbo didnt do more numbers as well considering he has the rock and pop crowd now. Give it time. He’ll push more probably.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:05 am
I am shocked that Timbo didnt do more numbers as well considering he has the rock and pop crowd now. Give it time. He’ll push more probably.
^ i dont know– that rock/pop crowd is into the “artists” not necessarily the prodcer. to some of those folks, timb’s just that fat black dude in nelly furtados video
April 12th, 2007 at 10:06 am
>>I am shocked that Timbo didnt do more numbers as well considering he has the rock and pop crowd now. Give it time. He’ll push more probably.
==
yeah, over the long run he’ll probably do well with consistent numbers week in, week out.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:06 am
…. Manny Ramirez still hasnt seen that 99mph fastball Felix Hernandez struck him out with last night … even after watching the replay …
… Felix Hernandez > whatever pitcher he’s pitching against …
April 12th, 2007 at 10:07 am
LOL @ fat black dude in Nelly Furtado video.
True. Sup Greenie. Where you been at?
April 12th, 2007 at 10:07 am
to some of those folks, timb’s just that fat black dude in nelly furtados video
^funny, but true, whatup greenie. Didnt Scott Dork, accuse Timothy of taking steroids?
April 12th, 2007 at 10:08 am
Timbo has the WWE crowd now. I seen him on their a couple of times last week.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:08 am
race brawls > baseball, … what up Land
April 12th, 2007 at 10:12 am
what up Big Homie, I’ve been around. busy week at work and quiet topics in here. lol
what up cold.. i heard those rumors, but tim seems to smiley to be on steroids. busta on the other hand…
April 12th, 2007 at 10:14 am
Cold Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:08 am
race brawls > baseball, … what up Land
————————
… whaddup Cold … yeah, i know im in the minority when it comes to my love for baseball, but it was the sport i excelled at most, and gained a little neighborhood/school swagger from, so im hooked for life … plus being a lifelong Yankee fan guarantees pleasurable viewing experiences … no Mike Piazza …
April 12th, 2007 at 10:14 am
*predicts an Uncle Murder vs Game beef that leaves two dead, one from each coast*
this inturn reignites the east west feud, officially killing hip hop.
mid summer like around Aug
April 12th, 2007 at 10:14 am
whaddup, NR….damn, talk about not getting any promo….no wonder PW’s on the new Def Jam:Icon game, lol
Debuting at No. 8 with his second album, Get Money, Stay True, is Paul Wall. The set, which features appearances from Jermaine Dupri, Snoop Dogg and Juelz Santana, pushed 92,000 copies in its opening week.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:16 am
Ive got alot of fish to fry but one thang ive learned is you cant teach a fish to fly (c) random paul wall quote of the day
April 12th, 2007 at 10:16 am
@ Greenie - True. I thought maybe you was avoiding Chuck Norris
April 12th, 2007 at 10:16 am
dont even know whats good numbers anymore 92,000?
a few years back cats was going plat in a week
speaking of Plat, whats kingdom come numbers, and Nas’s joint?
April 12th, 2007 at 10:17 am
speaking of bad sothern rappers (yeah yeah w/e) why did i see a commercial for a lil flip album bragging about 32 new tracks? 32? GTFOH.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:19 am
Big Homie- Chuck Norris is my homeboy.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:20 am
skinnykennyp Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:16 am
Ive got alot of fish to fry but one thang ive learned is you cant teach a fish to fly (c) random paul wall quote of the day
***Damn, u ain’t never lie…that shit was as random as it possibly could be- to his credit, though, I saw Paul Wall and Raekwon on this MTV documentary about blood diamonds in Africa, where they visited Sierra Leone (I think) and saw the aftermath of that industry, i.e., the human cost, and he didn’t seem like the total fucking idiot I always thought him to be, previously
April 12th, 2007 at 10:20 am
actually that flip aint half bad *gets ready for the hate*
April 12th, 2007 at 10:21 am
green eyes Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:17 am
speaking of bad sothern rappers (yeah yeah w/e) why did i see a commercial for a lil flip album bragging about 32 new tracks? 32? GTFOH.
***I copped this “Best of the Roots” album about a month ago…shit had….wait for it….I bullshit you not…52 tracks….never heard half of them before in my life, but the album is a banger start to finish….
April 12th, 2007 at 10:22 am
The Rotten Apple made me like this, I’ont give a fuck, shoot a ninja down, cut a ninja up.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:22 am
nipple slip on fat chick > lil flip rapping
April 12th, 2007 at 10:22 am
>>speaking of Plat, whats kingdom come numbers, and Nas’s joint?
===
Jay is somewhere around 1.3, Nas around 700k
April 12th, 2007 at 10:23 am
Cold Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:16 am
dont even know whats good numbers anymore 92,000?
a few years back cats was going plat in a week
————————
… its Eskay’s fault … he’s giving away all this free music …
April 12th, 2007 at 10:23 am
damn thats a slow climb for the homie Nas
April 12th, 2007 at 10:23 am
skinnykennyp Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:20 am
actually that flip aint half bad *gets ready for the hate*
^ that just means half of it IS bad. and i dont cae who you are, no one needs a 32 track disc. say it with me people: FILLER
April 12th, 2007 at 10:24 am
Damn Icon I might have to get a hold on that Roots album
What up Billz? Are we the only mofos in here that fuck with ROTM?
LOL at Cold
April 12th, 2007 at 10:24 am
iCon, Big Homie (ol’ DC ass ninjas lol j/k), LandLORD (Have Mercy), Greenery, Cold, G7…
What up chiefs?
April 12th, 2007 at 10:25 am
Conor aka Celtic Pride… What up homie?
April 12th, 2007 at 10:25 am
don imus calling black women hoes
April 12th, 2007 at 10:25 am
***I copped this “Best of the Roots†album about a month ago…shit had….wait for it….I bullshit you not…52 tracks….never heard half of them before in my life, but the album is a banger start to finish….
^ thats different– its a best of compliation. but for a regular album? you have to keep folks wanting more otherwise they’ll never buy (DL) your next joint
April 12th, 2007 at 10:26 am
Cold Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:23 am
damn thats a slow climb for the homie Nas
***Nas, with a few excetptions like “Illmatic”, “I Am”, and “Stillmatic”, has never really moved big numbers consistently, like niggas think he has….sometimes influence >sales…personally, I think Nas is G.O.A.T., and i could really care less if other niggas choose to spend their ends (n/h) on Lil Scrapple, or some shit…..
April 12th, 2007 at 10:26 am
sup Billiams
April 12th, 2007 at 10:26 am
what up billz
April 12th, 2007 at 10:26 am
>>What up Billz? Are we the only mofos in here that fuck with ROTM?
^For right now, yeah. If and when Plug rolls up in here, he’ll give his emphatic co-sign as well.
Speakin’ of which… fuck the Tigers. (no beastiality)
April 12th, 2007 at 10:27 am
green eyes Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:17 am
speaking of bad sothern rappers (yeah yeah w/e) why did i see a commercial for a lil flip album bragging about 32 new tracks? 32? GTFOH.
^^^13 yr olds will buy.
Herpes sores on lips> Lil Flip
April 12th, 2007 at 10:27 am
… whaddup DBillz … cosign Lil Flip not being that bad … dude dumbs WAAAY down for his lps … ive seen him in the RapCity booth a couple times “freestyling”over east coast beats, and he actually held his own (no PeeWeeHerman) …
April 12th, 2007 at 10:28 am
>>damn thats a slow climb for the homie Nas
==
gold is pretty much plat now in hiphop.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:28 am
timb’s just that fat black dude in nelly furtados video
^^^^
Damn isn’t Tim all d-bo’d out now (No Venice beach), if he’s fat it’s a fucking wrap for me
and at land…Hernandez was fucking unbelieveable last night….I’m just mad I have to hear every sports caster here now talk about how the Dice Man (no VH1) might not be as good as advertised….he still had a hell of a game……and it’s not Manny’s fault there were way to many shiny flashes for him to even consider paying attention
April 12th, 2007 at 10:28 am
@ BH…yep, definitely a must have best of…plus, dude has it on his website for like half of what I paid for it @ Best Buy….
www.jperiod.com/store.html
here’s the track listing-
TRACKLISTING:
1.ROCK STAR (J.PERIOD EXCLUSIVE!)
2.MALCOLM X INTERLUDE
3.COME TOGETHER F. ZION I (WORLD PREMIER! PRODUCED BY J.PERIOD)
4.THE NEXT MOVEMENT
5.THOUGHT IS LIKE FREESTYLE (J.PERIOD EXCLUSIVE FREESTYLE!)
6.CLONES
7.SUBLIMINAL MINDED (J.PERIOD EXCLUSIVE)
8.PUSH UP YA LIGHTER
9.PUSH UP YA LIGHTER F. KARDINAL OFFISHALL (J.PERIOD EXCLUSIVE!)
10.CONCERTO OF A DESPERADO
11.CONCERTO OF A DESPERADO F. RAKIM (J.PERIOD REMIX!)
12.RAKIM INTERLUDE
13.BEEN THRU THE STORM F. STEVIE WONDER (J.PERIOD EXCLUSIVE!)
14.SUPERLYRICISM / R.I.P. BIG PUN (INTERLUDE)
15.SUPERLYRICAL F. BIG PUN
16.SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT (INTERLUDE)
17.ALL IN THE MUSIC
18.DON’T FEEL RIGHT
19.MEMBERS OF THE BAND / PROCEED II F. ROY AYERS (INTERLUDE)
20.ESSAYWHUMAN?!!!??!
21.LIVE FROM THE PJ’S F. GHOSTFACE & TRIFE
22.PJ’S F. BIG L (J.PERIOD REMIX)
23.INFLUENCES / NATIVE TONGUE INTERLUDE
24.P*SSY GALORE
25.STAY COOL
26.STAY COOL F. Q-TIP (J.PERIOD REMIX)
27.DE LA SOUL / EGO TRIP INTERLUDE
28.WHAT THEY DO
29.YOU GOT ME (ME TIENES REMIX)
30.ME TIENES F. NAS (J.PERIOD REMIX)
31.DON’T SAY NUTHIN (J.PERIOD REMIX)
32.NUTHIN (J.PERIOD STICK UP REMIX)
33.NUTHIN (J.PERIOD SHOT YA REMIX)
34.ADRENALINE F. MALIK B
35.ADRENALINE F. BUSTA RHYMES (J.PERIOD REMIX)
36.YES Y’ALL F. WILL.I.AM (J.PERIOD REMIX)
37.BEAT STREET / B-BOY INTERLUDE
38.THOUGHT @ WORK (J.PERIOD REMIX)
39.CRAZY LEGS / ROCK STEADY CREW INTERLUDE
40.BOOM! / WRATH OF KANE (J.PERIOD BLEND)
41.DIN DA DA (J.PERIOD VOLUME REMIX)
42.RAHZEL INTERLUDE
43.ACT TOO… LOVE OF MY LIFE
44.LOVE OF MY LIFE (REMIX) F. MAYDA DEL VALLE (J.PERIOD EXCLUSIVE!)
45.STREETS OF PHILLY (WORLD PREMIER! PRODUCED BY J.PERIOD)
46.WHAT YOU WANT
47.LIKE WATER (REMIX) F. LAURYN HILL (PRODUCED BY J.PERIOD)
48.YOU GOT ME F. JILL SCOTT, ERYKAH BADU & EVE (J.PERIOD REMIX)
49.JILL SCOTT INTERLUDE
50.BREAK YOU OFF F. D’ANGELO (UNRELEASED EXCLUSIVE)
51.BONUS: MURDER IN THE FIRST F. JAY-Z (PRODUCED BY J.PERIOD)
April 12th, 2007 at 10:29 am
fuck it Gold is the new Platinum
theres some white kid in MIT or somewhere looking at this digital downloading shit, and is working on a master plan to get paid…its probably gonna be this thing where ad dollars pay the artist instead of the consumer, but if thats the case then the consumer wont be the consumer anymore?…any way if you can incorporate advertising into the downloading experience then cha ching.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:29 am
G7 & Greenery… chillin’ like a mofo… washin’ down blueberry waffles (Eggo) and turkey bacon (Butterball) with some orange juice (Tropicana).
A toaster oven and microwave works wonders.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:29 am
The last part of my comment didnt post…im out. gotta file my taxes today
April 12th, 2007 at 10:30 am
… whaddup DBillz … cosign Lil Flip not being that bad … dude dumbs WAAAY down for his lps … ive seen him in the RapCity booth a couple times “freestylingâ€over east coast beats, and he actually held his own (no PeeWeeHerman) …
^^^Real talk
Lil Flip is prolly one of the smartest dudes in the rap game. The boy was a straight A honor student.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:30 am
actually held his own (no PeeWeeHerman) …
clever (c) “Yo, fuck that nigga name!!!” (c) Russell Jones
April 12th, 2007 at 10:30 am
Cold Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:29 am
fuck it Gold is the new Platinum
theres some white kid in MIT or somewhere looking at this digital downloading shit, and is working on a master plan to get paid…its probably gonna be this thing where ad dollars pay the artist instead of the consumer, but if thats the case then the consumer wont be the consumer anymore?…any way if you can incorporate advertising into the downloading experience then cha ching.
^It already started, and I almost became a part of it. With that being said…
Craigslist > life
April 12th, 2007 at 10:31 am
Que Pasa, NahRighticans?
Dancing Master P on ABC > Tap Dancer P, rappin’ on BET
April 12th, 2007 at 10:31 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:30 am
actually held his own (no PeeWeeHerman) …
clever (c) “Yo, fuck that nigga name!!!†(c) Russell Jones
^Yoooo, I was JUST thinkin’ about Brooklyn Zoo this mornin’. Eerie. (no off-brand PA town)
April 12th, 2007 at 10:32 am
>>G7 & Greenery… chillin’ like a mofo… washin’ down blueberry waffles (Eggo) and turkey bacon (Butterball) with some orange juice (Tropicana).
*stomach roars*
April 12th, 2007 at 10:33 am
@Conor
… DiceK is the real deal (no Holyfield) … he did his job … Hernandez looks like he lost all the baby fat, and worked on his craft this winter … he’s gonna put Seattle back on the baseball map, only 21 years old … and he’s mean, like Carlos Zambrano (another Venezuelan great) … I thought he was gonna punch Richie Sexson in the face for dropping that double-play throw in the 8th …
April 12th, 2007 at 10:33 am
Return of the Mac Brown… What up hooligan?
Rey… What up hombre?
April 12th, 2007 at 10:33 am
Tuesday is still my third favorite day of the week just for buying CD’s…..I’m still mad there’s nothing decent this week
April 12th, 2007 at 10:33 am
Good looking out Icon
April 12th, 2007 at 10:33 am
word, nothing like some waffles duke.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:34 am
G7 & Greenery… chillin’ like a mofo… washin’ down blueberry waffles (Eggo) and turkey bacon (Butterball) with some orange juice (Tropicana).
A toaster oven and microwave works wonders.
^(radiation)
j/k. (sort of)
April 12th, 2007 at 10:34 am
off topic…but have y’all niggas ever heard of this one dude, who’s trying to get a million dollars from ebay, by, instead of getting money, he’s trading up for something slightly better than what he’s giving up, with every transaction….dude started with a paperclip, now he’s up to a house, in only a year….
oneredpaperclip.blogspot.com/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_red_paperclip
April 12th, 2007 at 10:37 am
@ Ike
That ebay dude sounds like a genius to me. Damn……..wish I woulda thought of that. And I supposedly have a 147 iq……….what a waiste
April 12th, 2007 at 10:37 am
sup Reymond
April 12th, 2007 at 10:37 am
>>^(radiation)
j/k. (sort of)
^I lost, from that aspect. I do think about that ish though. Like, should “cooking” (read: reheating) food be this convenient? Nah right.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:37 am
oneredpaperclip.blogspot.com/
^ saw that dude on good morning america. looked around trying figure out what someone would trade me for my random crap
April 12th, 2007 at 10:37 am
What up Billz (like money!)? Saw (peeped!) your Jim Jones breakfast (most important meal of the day!) menu.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:37 am
@ land
I remember watching Seattle with this hockey player buddy of mine from out there, saying Hernandez was supposed to save the franchise and then he kinda busted last year….kid just kept saying once he adjusted it would be a wrap….now I’m just drooling hoping that he free agents in under 4 years so the Sox could have him and the Dice man…..and yeah i day dream in advance (No Lupe Fiasco leaks)
April 12th, 2007 at 10:38 am
Cold Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:33 am
word, nothing like some waffles duke.
^I prefer them homemade with wheat batter. But, gotta take what I can get (no smashin’ fugly chicks).
April 12th, 2007 at 10:38 am
^I lost, from that aspect. I do think about that ish though. Like, should “cooking†(read: reheating) food be this convenient? Nah right.
^ you know? what is the real nutritional value that cooks in 15-30 secs on high?
April 12th, 2007 at 10:38 am
^Yoooo, I was JUST thinkin’ about Brooklyn Zoo this mornin’. Eerie. (no off-brand PA town)
***LOL @ “off brand”…that’s one of my go-to put downs, lol…I d/l’d Return to the 36 Chambers off Sour….forgot how dope and “different” it was…quiet as its kept, ODB was actually pretty nice, all gimmicks and shennanigans (sp?) aside….I mean, what’s better than his stream of consciousness flow on Rawhide….”Lemme calm down, niggas better start running, cuz I’m coming/I’m dope like fucking heroin/Wu-Tang blood kin/a goblin, who come tough like lambskin, imagine/get shot up with old dirty insulin…you bound to catch AIDs or something, not saying that I got it, but if I got it, you got it, nigga what?
April 12th, 2007 at 10:40 am
Rey Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:37 am
What up Billz (like money!)? Saw (peeped!) your Jim Jones breakfast (most important meal of the day!) menu.
^lmao! Yo… I didn’t even realize I was droppin’ the JJ adlibs in that post. I swear… them shits are hilarious. I can’t stand ‘em, but…
Dips unintentional humor > Dips intentional humor
April 12th, 2007 at 10:41 am
… homemade waffles, Gwaltney’s beef bacon, Carolina Pride Turkey Sausage, LogCabin Syrup(original), Land-o-Lakes butter, Thomas’ English Muffins, grits, Ruby-red grapefruit chunks, hash browns, Cranberry Juice … and a Sports Illustrated …
April 12th, 2007 at 10:42 am
What the dealy Billz, Ike, Greenie, Ray, LanLAWD, G7, Mac Brown, Cold, Big Homie, Conor?
April 12th, 2007 at 10:43 am
Macs breakfast of champions.
Pitch black coffee spiked with a little vodka………..
April 12th, 2007 at 10:43 am
smh @ Land’s ‘Heart attack” special
April 12th, 2007 at 10:43 am
>>ODB was actually pretty nice, all gimmicks and shennanigans (sp?) aside….
^(c)Conor. But yeah, that’s still one of my favorite albums. He started fallin’ off after the habitual drug use though. I miss that album. I think I’m gonna download it for the hell of it. Eventually (sometime wayyyy down the line when I have disposable income) I’m gonna start my retail Wu-Tang Collection. That shit is gonna run me around $500, but over a period of time it shouldn’t be that bad.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:43 am
I lost….all I had for breakfast was badly prepared Starbucks coffee, that tasted like hot milk (nhjic), except it cost like 5 times more….
April 12th, 2007 at 10:44 am
grits,
^ mmm i love grits (no southern jokes)
April 12th, 2007 at 10:44 am
Phuque Da World… What’s good hooligan?
April 12th, 2007 at 10:44 am
Prodigy is garbage! The whole Mobb is garbage since they been with G-Unit. They haven’t done any music worth listening to since Murda Muzik.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:45 am
whaddup, YPAKACYC…shit looks like some old school Soviet shit, huh?
April 12th, 2007 at 10:46 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:43 am
I lost….all I had for breakfast was badly prepared Starbucks coffee, that tasted like hot milk (nhjic), except it cost like 5 times more….
^^A banana (nh) and a bag of Fritos > A Grande Macaframalama Latte
April 12th, 2007 at 10:46 am
green eyes Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:44 am
grits,
^ mmm i love grits (no southern jokes)
^Your NR sistren has a obsession with grits. Definitely some southern shit.
But with cheese, butter, and sugar… I can definitely enjoy them.
“Dem’s hominy grits” (c) My Cousin Vinny
April 12th, 2007 at 10:46 am
Phuque whats up kid
yo Ike just read that paper clip dude shit, … thats genius.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:46 am
@Conor
… Matsuzaka, Beckett, Wakefield, Schilling, Tavares, Donnelly & Papelbon = trouble for the NY Yankees …
…Mike Mussina is washed up … no shower necessary …
April 12th, 2007 at 10:48 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:43 am
I lost….all I had for breakfast was badly prepared Starbucks coffee, that tasted like hot milk (nhjic), except it cost like 5 times more….
^^LOL…I thought I lost…but:
banana (nh) and a bag of Fritos > A Grande Macaframalama Latte
April 12th, 2007 at 10:48 am
But with cheese, butter, and sugar… I can definitely enjoy them.
^ sugar? get that northen funk outta here.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:49 am
YPAKACYC
^^LOL and FUCK this server…
April 12th, 2007 at 10:49 am
… whaddup Young Ph …
April 12th, 2007 at 10:51 am
whaddup phuque
April 12th, 2007 at 10:52 am
damn all that food talk made me hungry
speaking of which
wifey who knows how to cook > 10 dimes, who order out
April 12th, 2007 at 10:52 am
green eyes Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:48 am
But with cheese, butter, and sugar… I can definitely enjoy them.
^ sugar? get that northen funk outta here.
^^I literally cannot stomach grits…it’s the texture I guess…whenever I was out on the East coast my grandmother use to force feed me grits every morning….I still have nightmares…
April 12th, 2007 at 10:57 am
i hated oatmeak as a kid as the same reason, phuque, but on a cold morning..ooo wee, nothing beats a bowl.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:57 am
*in yardee voice*
Finally da urt come around.
April 12th, 2007 at 10:59 am
Tavares = trouble for anyone who sleeps because Kruger will get you in your dreams….
I’m excited for this Friday to see him take on the angels to see how far he can pitch it outside of the strike zone and still have Vlad swing away at it
April 12th, 2007 at 11:00 am
Greenie sez:
i hated oatmeak
^^Me too…that oatmeak is naaaaaaasty…..lol…
April 12th, 2007 at 11:01 am
green eyes Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:57 am
i hated oatmeak as a kid as the same reason, phuque, but on a cold morning..ooo wee, nothing beats a bowl.
^^me too. My mamma has this obsession with oatmeal for some crazy reason. She would always try to make us eat it. I’d rather have some coffee when I was a kid
April 12th, 2007 at 11:01 am
green eyes Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:48 am
But with cheese, butter, and sugar… I can definitely enjoy them.
^ sugar? get that northen funk outta here.
***yeah, the sugar’s too much for me…for some reason, though, I put hot sauce in my grits….nhjic because “hot sauce in my grits” sounds like some downlow Faglanta slang or some shit, lol
April 12th, 2007 at 11:02 am
landLORD Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:41 am
… homemade waffles, Gwaltney’s beef bacon, Carolina Pride Turkey Sausage, LogCabin Syrup(original), Land-o-Lakes butter, Thomas’ English Muffins, grits, Ruby-red grapefruit chunks, hash browns, Cranberry Juice … and a Sports Illustrated …
^I’m assuming you already fed Babe, your blue ox.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:02 am
Sup Yung
There is this place around here called the Florida Avenue Grill near Howard. Definitely a hot spot for breakfast and lunch. A hole in the wall but the food is the best. Omelettes are banging and the grits with cheese is the best.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:02 am
^I’m assuming you already fed Babe, your blue ox.
***LOL
April 12th, 2007 at 11:03 am
LF/Late pass: Imus is - *In Justin Timberlake voice* - GONE!
April 12th, 2007 at 11:04 am
***yeah, the sugar’s too much for me…for some reason, though, I put hot sauce in my grits….nhjic because “hot sauce in my grits†sounds like some downlow Faglanta slang or some shit, lol
^ i love hot saunce in my grits (no skinemax late nite entertainment.) butterm hot sauce, and little salt and pepper.. ooo weee. boooy stop (c) antwan patton
April 12th, 2007 at 11:04 am
Big Homie Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:02 am
Sup Yung
There is this place around here called the Florida Avenue Grill near Howard. Definitely a hot spot for breakfast and lunch. A hole in the wall but the food is the best. Omelettes are banging and the grits with cheese is the best.
***yezzurrrrr…..I figured your favorite spot to eat near Howard would be Penthouse, though, lol …”titties and tater tots don’t mix” (c) Chris Rock
April 12th, 2007 at 11:04 am
Hot sauce on some scrambled eggs > anything else you can eat for breakfast…….evar!!
April 12th, 2007 at 11:05 am
>>…for some reason, though, I put hot sauce in my grits….
^That shit sounds like an experiment, lol. And I still think people who put ketchup on their eggs are disgusting too.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:05 am
D. Billz Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:02 am
landLORD Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 10:41 am
… homemade waffles, Gwaltney’s beef bacon, Carolina Pride Turkey Sausage, LogCabin Syrup(original), Land-o-Lakes butter, Thomas’ English Muffins, grits, Ruby-red grapefruit chunks, hash browns, Cranberry Juice … and a Sports Illustrated …
^I’m assuming you already fed Babe, your blue ox.
^^^^
That’s why you’re the Mayor
April 12th, 2007 at 11:06 am
Big Homie sez:
A hole in the wall but the food is the best.
^^Seems like every good food spot these days is a hole in the wall…whenever I’m out of town and I’m looking for a place to eat I’m always scouting the raggedy joints…
April 12th, 2007 at 11:06 am
^werd n some dudes were puttin ketchup on pizza
April 12th, 2007 at 11:06 am
Mac Brown Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:04 am
Hot sauce on some scrambled eggs > anything else you can eat for breakfast…….evar!!
***Co-sign…wifey got me on the hot sauce kick….it’s funny, when I have like some brown rice or some shit for lunch @ work, and I add hot sauce, white folks always say some random shit like “Mmmm, that Chinese food smells delish”, lol
April 12th, 2007 at 11:07 am
Seems like every good food spot these days is a hole in the wall
^very true, chicken n rice on 6th ave n 53rd BALLINNn
April 12th, 2007 at 11:07 am
DBillz
^I’m assuming you already fed Babe, your blue ox.
———————————–
… ??? … please explain …
April 12th, 2007 at 11:07 am
Dizzy Billespie sez:
^That shit sounds like an experiment, lol. And I still think people who put ketchup on their eggs are disgusting too.
^^*blank stare*
April 12th, 2007 at 11:08 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:04 am
Big Homie Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:02 am
Sup Yung
There is this place around here called the Florida Avenue Grill near Howard. Definitely a hot spot for breakfast and lunch. A hole in the wall but the food is the best. Omelettes are banging and the grits with cheese is the best.
***yezzurrrrr…..I figured your favorite spot to eat near Howard would be Penthouse, though, lol …â€titties and tater tots don’t mix†(c) Chris Rock
^In B’more, Pete’s Grill on Greenmount is pretty good. It’s old and built like a saloon. And they only accept cash.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:10 am
*with a straight face*
… who is Babe, the blue ox ? …
April 12th, 2007 at 11:10 am
landLORD Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:07 am
DBillz
^I’m assuming you already fed Babe, your blue ox.
———————————–
… ??? … please explain …
^Paul Bunyan. www.tinyurl.com/22mnnc
April 12th, 2007 at 11:10 am
D. Billz Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:05 am
>>…for some reason, though, I put hot sauce in my grits….
^That shit sounds like an experiment, lol. And I still think people who put ketchup on their eggs are disgusting too.
****I do both…wifey looks at me like I’m eating baby birds, or some shit, every time….I mix all of it together- eggs, turkey sausage, grits….I also mix chicken and mashed potatoes, in the same manner….KFC swacked me for that idea, lol….”I wanted to do a B&E…. No, not bacon and eggs…but I can always do bacon and eggs…that shit’s fucking delicious”. (c) Dane Cook
April 12th, 2007 at 11:11 am
landLORD Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:07 am
DBillz
^I’m assuming you already fed Babe, your blue ox.
———————————–
… ??? … please explain
^^^^^
Paul Bunyan…. the giant lumberjack
April 12th, 2007 at 11:11 am
lol …â€titties and tater tots don’t mix†(c) Chris Rock
^ speaking of bad combinations.. there’s this new “club” of sorts that opened up around the way recently: barbershop, gym, full court bbasketball court and strip club- all in one.
itll eother be a huge flop ir dude who thought it up is a genius
April 12th, 2007 at 11:12 am
>>….â€I wanted to do a B&E…. No, not bacon and eggs…but I can always do bacon and eggs…that shit’s fucking deliciousâ€. (c) Dane Cook
^LOL! One of my favorite lines from that joint. You one of them dudes when sittin’ at the table, everybody just give you that “da fuck is you doin’?” look.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:12 am
jay is at 1.3, nas is at 900k
April 12th, 2007 at 11:12 am
green eyes Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:11 am
lol …â€titties and tater tots don’t mix†(c) Chris Rock
^ speaking of bad combinations.. there’s this new “club†of sorts that opened up around the way recently: barbershop, gym, full court bbasketball court and strip club- all in one.
itll eother be a huge flop ir dude who thought it up is a genius
**LOL…somebody got inspired, watching a Barber Shop/Player’s club marathon on TV-One
April 12th, 2007 at 11:13 am
@ Yung - yup holes in the wall tend to be the best spots to eat. Or it could be because most of the time I am drunk after the club. The carry out spots..Ive seen rats crawl, but I stay my ass in line, leaning on the bulletproof window and order my chicken wings with mambo sauce, rice and an uptown.
@ Billz - I think I heard of that place. Never been but might have to check it out. Rarely go to Bmore. LOL at only accept cash.
@ Icon - LOL Penthouse. Speaking of that, I was there 2 weekends ago. I only went because 2 of my friends wanted to go and they were some bad looking chicks too. The chicks at the place were vicious as well. How ironic we was dicussing strip joints earlier and I went first time in 2 years. I might have to hit it up again…soon
April 12th, 2007 at 11:13 am
every one of nas’ albums have gone at least plat one time.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:13 am
^ speaking of bad combinations.. there’s this new “club†of sorts that opened up around the way recently: barbershop, gym, full court bbasketball court and strip club- all in one.
***YOU MY LADY…………….JUST DESCRIBED HEAVEN.
Buys spirit air ticket immediately.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:14 am
Dane Cook = Lil’ Wayne of Comedy
I put ketchup on everything. Lots of ketchup. Seriously.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:14 am
every one of nas’ albums have gone at least plat one time.
PLUS - videos for ‘hustlers’ and ‘black republicans’ dropping soon… that’ll easily push it over a mil
April 12th, 2007 at 11:15 am
green eyes Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:11 am
lol …â€titties and tater tots don’t mix†(c) Chris Rock
^ speaking of bad combinations.. there’s this new “club†of sorts that opened up around the way recently: barbershop, gym, full court bbasketball court and strip club- all in one.
itll eother be a huge flop ir dude who thought it up is a genius
^Hit the weights, brake some ankles, get shaped up, and then go trickin’.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:15 am
I got an obsession with hot sauce. I put it on everything. Eggs, grits, hash browns along with ketchup. I had a steak from Outback the other day and hat it on my steak, garlic mash potatoes and string beans. Certain stuff from certain places I need it to eat it because the seasoning and taste is not up to par to me. Cant go wrong with hot sauce, which is why I keep a bottle of it on my desk here at work
April 12th, 2007 at 11:15 am
… thank you for the knowledge … heard of dude … never knew his story …
April 12th, 2007 at 11:16 am
The Black Republicans video should have Nas being Oswald and shooting Jay-Z kennedy style…..only it’s not really Nas it’s Memphis Bleek on the grassy knoll
April 12th, 2007 at 11:16 am
I keep a bottle of it on my desk here at work
^^Thought I was the only one. I also keep a spare bottle in my vehicle.
I might have a hotsauce emergency
April 12th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Rey Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:14 am
Dane Cook = Lil’ Wayne of Comedy
^Baffled. Explanacion` (not sure if that’s proper spanish)
April 12th, 2007 at 11:16 am
You motherfuckers are making me hungry.
Ya’ll KNOW I’m on the “stopping an early death” diet!
April 12th, 2007 at 11:17 am
@ Icon - LOL Penthouse. Speaking of that, I was there 2 weekends ago. I only went because 2 of my friends wanted to go and they were some bad looking chicks too. The chicks at the place were vicious as well. How ironic we was dicussing strip joints earlier and I went first time in 2 years. I might have to hit it up again…soon
***I might go like twice in one month, then not hit any clubs up for a year, or some shit…I haven’t hit up Penthouse in like 3 or 4 yrs, but it was one of my favorites, as a yute (c) Billz….the never ID’d a nigga…neither did Clancy’s, this hole in the wall joint over on Alabama Ave SE….some of the ghetto clubs be taking it too far, though, because everybody isn’t qualified to be a stripper, lol….
April 12th, 2007 at 11:17 am
Greenie sez:
^ speaking of bad combinations.. there’s this new “club†of sorts that opened up around the way recently: barbershop, gym, full court bbasketball court and strip club- all in one.
^^LMFAO…all that’s missing is a AME Zion Missionary Baptist Chuuch….
April 12th, 2007 at 11:18 am
I keep a bottle of it on my desk here at work
^^Thought I was the only one. I also keep a spare bottle in my vehicle.
^^ ms. me too. on the desk, not the vehicle.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:18 am
@ Billz– Overrated, Unimpressive, embraced by millions for reasons unbeknownst to us “thinkin’” types.
I used to keep hot sauce in the desk. I ran out. lol.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:19 am
^^LMFAO…all that’s missing is a AME Zion Missionary Baptist Chuuch….
^ its accross the street. no lie.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:19 am
landLORD Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:15 am
… thank you for the knowledge … heard of dude … never knew his story …
^No problem. Eventually, you know I have to dissect the fable and see what type of subliminal they’re sending. For instance, the bull.
Colt 45. There’s a reason for the color being that way. Heard the explanation. Forgot it.
*puts on tin foiled New Era*
April 12th, 2007 at 11:19 am
@ Icon. Probably because it was in SE. Chicks probably had bullet scars. Penthouse should be the spot to go to if you go next time
April 12th, 2007 at 11:20 am
speaking of bad combinations.. there’s this new “club†of sorts that opened up around the way recently: barbershop, gym, full court bbasketball court and strip club- all in one.
^^^
That just sounds bad. Stereotypical & bad.
Am I wrong for thinking like 3 people are gonna get shot on opening nite?
April 12th, 2007 at 11:20 am
Rey Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:18 am
@ Billz– Overrated, Unimpressive, embraced by millions for reasons unbeknownst to us “thinkin’†types.
^To be honest, I didn’t even know who he was until that HBO special. I liked it. His previous work wasn’t that impressive. And I’m not a Wayne fan so I can understand where you’re coming from.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:21 am
@ Billz- “explique” is what you’re loking for
April 12th, 2007 at 11:21 am
Big Homie Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:15 am
I got an obsession with hot sauce. I put it on everything. Eggs, grits, hash browns along with ketchup. I had a steak from Outback the other day and hat it on my steak, garlic mash potatoes and string beans. Certain stuff from certain places I need it to eat it because the seasoning and taste is not up to par to me. Cant go wrong with hot sauce, which is why I keep a bottle of it on my desk here at work
***yeah, me too….getting low on “the sauce” is almost as bad as running out of gas, lol…I even put that shit in soup….I remember reading a story on Kwame Brown in the Washington Post, back when he played/flopped here, and they said he brought hot sauce and 1000 island dressing with him, wherever he went….not a fan of the kid, but I can identify with him on the hot sauce (no And 1 Mixtape tour) I NEVER add salt to food, though….
April 12th, 2007 at 11:22 am
Am I wrong for thinking like 3 people are gonna get shot on opening nite?
^ fortunately its about 4 blocks from a hospital. (i cant make this shit up)
April 12th, 2007 at 11:22 am
Rey sez:
Am I wrong for thinking like 3 people are gonna get shot on opening nite?
^^Hence the funeral home next to the chuuch across the street.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:23 am
Stripclub/barber shop combo= Where you can get a trim, then get some trim” (c) Barber Shop villain
April 12th, 2007 at 11:23 am
green eyes Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:22 am
Am I wrong for thinking like 3 people are gonna get shot on opening nite?
^ fortunately its about 4 blocks from a hospital. (i cant make this shit up)
You given me stomach achs this morning. Got damn
April 12th, 2007 at 11:23 am
I don’t mind D-Cook in movies, but his stand-up is average at best IMHO.
I like more cerebral (nullus) comics anyway.. impressions, play on words, puns.. Steven Wright, Mitch Hedberg, Daniel Tosh..
..altho’ Katt Williams’ montage on iFux’s blog had me f’n rollin’.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:24 am
Conor Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:16 am
The Black Republicans video should have Nas being Oswald and shooting Jay-Z kennedy style…..only it’s not really Nas it’s Memphis Bleek on the grassy knoll
^LMAO @ the blatant disrespect YET understandable theme.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:24 am
Chicken and broccoli with white rice/ splash some hot sauce, duck sauce and some soy sauce on the rice=a taste of heaven
but then you go to hell when you hit the bathroom
April 12th, 2007 at 11:24 am
***I swear, I thought I was the only one with hot sauce @ work…..I wonder if we’ve just stumbled upon another universal “black thing”….
April 12th, 2007 at 11:25 am
lol @ Greenita
April 12th, 2007 at 11:26 am
splash some hot sauce, duck sauce and some soy sauce
^ and watch you blood pressure blow up woth all that sodium
April 12th, 2007 at 11:26 am
LOL @ Kwame Brown bringing hotsauce with him where he went. I thought about that at times, but that would be annoying. I stole a few hotsauce bottles at Ihop a few times though.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:26 am
Rey Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:23 am
I don’t mind D-Cook in movies, but his stand-up is average at best IMHO.
I like more cerebral (nullus) comics anyway.. impressions, play on words, puns.. Steven Wright, Mitch Hedberg, Daniel Tosh..
..altho’ Katt Williams’ montage on iFux’s blog had me f’n rollin’.
^Word? I think Katt is some gobbage (c) Land. There’s Youtube footage of him doing a show in Canada in front of an audience of white people and his whole vernacular had changed. That fake ass voice and the whole nine wasn’t even prevalent. He had 1 or 2 good jokes in there at best.
Dane Cook > Katt Williams, however…
Louis CK > Dane Cook
April 12th, 2007 at 11:26 am
Dammit Greenie I’m coming up with good material today (no sweatshop delivery truck)…they have actually put every stereotypical form of black necessity/entertainment into one place? smh….
April 12th, 2007 at 11:26 am
@ Icon– Whoa, us Puerto Rican-Cubans do that sheeeit too!
cosign Killa– When the fuck is lunch time?
*smh* at me perpetuating Fat stereotypes
April 12th, 2007 at 11:27 am
I bought my momma a big bottle of tobasco sauce for christmas one year.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:28 am
@ Billz
But godblesss JFK doing it big for us Irish Catholics
April 12th, 2007 at 11:28 am
green eyes Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:22 am
Am I wrong for thinking like 3 people are gonna get shot on opening nite?
^ fortunately its about 4 blocks from a hospital. (i cant make this shit up)
^LOL. Yo, that is the most unintentional (or is it?) contastic entrepreneurship I’ve ever heard of. Though my strip club/daycare idea isn’t void of scrutiny either, lol.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:28 am
@ Billz– I thought he was pretty good in what I saw, but I wouldn’t get a dvd or cd of his.
I’m cool with Richard Pryor’s 80’s stand up. *puts fist in the air*
April 12th, 2007 at 11:29 am
D. Billz Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:28 am
green eyes Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:22 am
Am I wrong for thinking like 3 people are gonna get shot on opening nite?
^ fortunately its about 4 blocks from a hospital. (i cant make this shit up)
^LOL. Yo, that is the most unintentional (or is it?) contastic entrepreneurship I’ve ever heard of. Though my strip club/daycare idea isn’t void of scrutiny either, lol.
***is there a rim shop nearby?!?
April 12th, 2007 at 11:29 am
Conor Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:28 am
@ Billz
But godblesss JFK doing it big for us Irish Catholics
^True that. Smashed Marilyn (and his brother did too), created a empire off moonshine (Kennedy family in general), got Martin outta jail… he was the Clinton of that era.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:30 am
What’s good peepz?
April 12th, 2007 at 11:30 am
LOL @ Billz’ strip club daycare idea.. What would you call it?
I got a bottle of A-1 for my birthday once. I love that stuff. (nhjic)
April 12th, 2007 at 11:30 am
contastic = cootastic*
April 12th, 2007 at 11:30 am
^LOL. Yo, that is the most unintentional (or is it?) contastic entrepreneurship I’ve ever heard of. Though my strip club/daycare idea isn’t void of scrutiny either, lol.
^^Yo….a ninja would cake up with a club/daycare combo…
*Takes out Weed Swacker*
April 12th, 2007 at 11:30 am
@ Icon I think alot of people have hotsauce at their office. They just dont think anything of it. I got a stash at my desk with hotsauce, salt & pepper (no Cheryl & Sandy), chips, crackers (no Imus), canned fruit, sodas..etc. If I have all that stuff definitely have to have hot sauce
April 12th, 2007 at 11:30 am
Rey Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:26 am
@ Icon– Whoa, us Puerto Rican-Cubans do that sheeeit too!
cosign Killa– When the fuck is lunch time?
*smh* at me perpetuating Fat stereotypes
***For all practical intents and purposes, I’ve never drawn a distinction between Puerto Ricans, Cubans, and Blacks, although, I’m sure some mofoes would take exception to that statement….shit, some of my peoples are Dominican, anyways…I’m not color blind, but it’s easy for me to see past that shit…
April 12th, 2007 at 11:30 am
contastic = cootastic*
^DOH! coontastic*
smh
April 12th, 2007 at 11:30 am
Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:26 am
Dammit Greenie I’m coming up with good material today (no sweatshop delivery truck)…they have actually put every stereotypical form of black necessity/entertainment into one place? smh….
^ and just to disrupt the flow, next door a hewbrew school/rabbi college just moved in
April 12th, 2007 at 11:31 am
NBA Jamz… What up money?
April 12th, 2007 at 11:31 am
Rey Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:30 am
LOL @ Billz’ strip club daycare idea.. What would you call it?
***Kiddie Care and Titty Stares, Inc.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:32 am
Mac Brown Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:27 am
I bought my momma a big bottle of tobasco sauce for christmas one year.
^^ My bosses daughter bought me a bottle of hotsauce, some wings from Giant, and a Heineken for my bday 2 years ago. The fact she had it wrapped up killed me.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:32 am
There must not be any zoning laws in miami
April 12th, 2007 at 11:32 am
ummmm stake sauce (c) HOMER (no) Iliad
April 12th, 2007 at 11:32 am
Rey Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:30 am
LOL @ Billz’ strip club daycare idea.. What would you call it?
^Bunz & Bottles
April 12th, 2007 at 11:32 am
@ Icon– Yeah, we’d all get ethered by the Klan regardless.. Solidarity!!
April 12th, 2007 at 11:33 am
Though my strip club/daycare idea isn’t void of scrutiny either, lol.
^ lmao.
“baby go to sleep now, mommy gotta work”
smh
April 12th, 2007 at 11:33 am
shorten it up: Kiddies and Titties
April 12th, 2007 at 11:33 am
I dunno, Billz.. I like Icon’s better. (no “Night at the Roxbury”)
April 12th, 2007 at 11:34 am
Sup
MTVJAMZApril 12th, 2007 at 11:34 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:33 am
shorten it up: Kiddies and Titties
^^time of death 10:34 cst
April 12th, 2007 at 11:34 am
Mac Brown Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:32 am
There must not be any zoning laws in miami
^ none that you cant pay to change
April 12th, 2007 at 11:34 am
***Kiddie Care and Titty Stares, Inc.
^^ROTFL
April 12th, 2007 at 11:35 am
Off topic, but I’m SMH @ Billy Sunday over at Eskay’s day job….dudes writing is choppy, and his ideas are all over the place….he’s like an unfunny Bol….but hopefully he can straighten his head.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:35 am
Titty Tots
April 12th, 2007 at 11:35 am
April 12th, 2007 at 11:33 am
shorten it up: Kiddies and Titties
^ brilliant.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:35 am
… Bunz & Bottles sounds a little, aayyyoooo …
April 12th, 2007 at 11:36 am
Conor Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:35 am
Off topic, but I’m SMH @ Billy Sunday over at Eskay’s day job….dudes writing is choppy, and his ideas are all over the place….he’s like an unfunny Bol….but hopefully he can straighten his head.
***Somebody on there said he’s Bol’s alter ego…
April 12th, 2007 at 11:37 am
@ Conor– Cosiggy.. Dude has some good ideas and opinions, but then he’ll go off on some super ignorant Bol-esque tangents.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:38 am
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:35 am
Titty Tots
———————
… AND THE WINNER IS …
April 12th, 2007 at 11:39 am
PLUS - videos for ‘hustlers’ and ‘black republicans’ dropping soon… that’ll easily push it over a mil
^link homie
April 12th, 2007 at 11:42 am
LOL at Lil Wang
April 12th, 2007 at 11:45 am
LOOOOOOOOOL
www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=9122
April 12th, 2007 at 11:45 am
Cold Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 11:39 am
PLUS - videos for ‘hustlers’ and ‘black republicans’ dropping soon… that’ll easily push it over a mil
^link homie
^^^
for what? the videos are COMING SOON
his sales…? go to therapup.blogspot.com
nas is at 900k
April 12th, 2007 at 11:46 am
Woooooooow @:
Lil’ Wang: Hey Lil’ Mama can I borrow your lip gloss? I have to kiss my daddy.
Lil’ Mama: Hell naw Wang ‘cuz you a ho. I don’t know where your lips been. My lip gloss is Baby Phat KLS.
Lil’ Wang: My daddy know Kimora Lee Simmons so I could get you some more.
Lil’ Mama: Okay you nappy-headed ho
April 12th, 2007 at 11:48 am
dude is actually kinda funny….I think he might actually be Bol’s alter ego….
Nanna: Baby, why is your shitty drawls showing outside of your pants?
Lil’ Wang: Nanna, my name is not Baby, that’s my daddy’s name.
Nanna: Baby, what are you talking about? Your daddy name is Dwang. He left your momma when you was little. Pull up your pants baby.
Lil’ Wang: My daddy name is Baby and he like for my drawls to show because he like to see my boonkey.
Nanna: Baby, you is a ho.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:49 am
Lil’ Wang: My daddy name is Baby and he like for my drawls to show because he like to see my boonkey.
^ damn.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:50 am
Do you guys really think Sunday’s funny?
Bol’s funny…. Sunday is just blahzy….except for his articles on Guns in hip hop that was in his words “hardbody” which clearly needs a NH after each time it’s said
April 12th, 2007 at 11:50 am
chow time maggotz
1
April 12th, 2007 at 11:51 am
My neighbor had to shut her office door because I was laughing out loud literally at the Wang convos with Nanna and Lil Mama
April 12th, 2007 at 11:51 am
LOL @
www.nypost.com/seven/04122007/news/regionalnews/attack_of_the_killer_lesbians_regionalnews_laura_italiano.htm
April 12th, 2007 at 11:53 am
www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=9122
$$$$
Maybe I don’t get it, but that isn’t really funny to me.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:53 am
Time to hit the ol dusty trail for some vittles ….nhjic
April 12th, 2007 at 11:55 am
NRID….
100
April 12th, 2007 at 11:56 am
Monday-Friday > Billy Sunday
April 12th, 2007 at 11:58 am
Monday-Friday > Billy Sunday
^ awww. saturday gets left out in the rain…
April 12th, 2007 at 11:58 am
Latest Bol:
A ByronCrawford.com Special Report
It’s long been a pet theory of mine (no pun intended) that animals come in different races just like their human counterparts.
For example, right now my little brother has this dog that just so happens to be white. It’s sense of white dog privilege, if you will, has lead it to chew on literally and everything in my house. I hope it gets hit by a car and dies.
When I was a kid, I had this dog that was almost certainly black. How do I know? My old man used to feed it this shit called Strongheart, which was fucking disgusting. Not that I ever tried it or anything. I’m just saying.
You know how regular dog food tends to smell just about as good as the food served for dinner in the dorms of your average state college. (Hell, it might even be the same shit.) Well, this shit didn’t look or smell at all edible, even for a dog, but my dog ate that shit up as if it was a fine steak dinner for the entire 13 years that we had it.
I couldn’t help but be reminded of this when I read the other day that many cracka-ass crackas have begun fixing their dogs meals from scratch using actual human food ingredients. As a man whose own mother only cooked dinner like twice the whole time he was in high school, of course I couldn’t help but be alarmed by this.
As it turns out, several brands of dog food have been contaminated with an industrial chemical used to make plastic. Since the recalls began, only about 15 or 20 doggie deaths have been confirmed, though thousands more are suspected.
Bol’s theory: All of the dogs who died were white.
Think about it…
Now I’m not saying black people don’t care about their pets, but what kind of black person do you know who would be cutting up hundreds of dollars worth of free range meat and organic vegetables and shit just so a dog can eat. Exactly! None. My guess is that most black people didn’t even bother taking the recalled shit back to the store.
April 12th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
*runs in Nah Right at top speed without bending his knees*
*yells out snatchies*
*grabs Billz cheese sammich out his hand*
*delivers package*
Canibus - Who Owns You (Beanie Seigel diss)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQCwjp62pBs&mode=related&search=
*dashes out*
April 12th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
… out of blind loyalty to Eskay (no Nation), i have never read Billy Sunday before … but that Lil Wang shit is comedy …
April 12th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
@ Land…maybe Billy Sunday IS Eskay?
April 12th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
What up y’all….
April 12th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
i thought billy sunday was dallas penn
April 12th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
yo two times.. people were asking about you earlier… scroll up
April 12th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
I LOL when i heard canibus say “thas why jay signed camron to the roc”
not true
why he beefing wit segal and y didn’t segal respond??
April 12th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
wud up 2x
April 12th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Killa
nothing much homie…what’s the deal with you…
April 12th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
why he beefing wit segal and y didn’t segal respond??
^ cos its canibus. why bother?