Canibus - Poet Laureate Infinity

 

Here’s the 1000 bar, multi-layered, infinite track from ‘Bis, "Poet Laureate Infinity." 

You can download below, or go to poetlaureatinfinity.com where you can dick around with the Flash mixing board.

From Canibus-Central.com

You got two beat levels, for two different beats, and 5 vocal levels with each a 200 bar Canibus verse. You can play with the levels and hear that it is an infinite rhyme layered on a 11 minute song. 

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476 Responses to “Canibus - Poet Laureate Infinity”

  1. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    Wha?

  2. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    GATTDAMN IT! FUCK YOU NIGGA, FUCK YOUR COUCH NIGGA!

  3. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    …who the fuck want 100 bars? i live in jersey, we got 100 bars on every fuckin block.

  4. HERBAL KINT Says:

    SOMEWHERE PLUG’S HEAD IS EXPLODING

  5. HERBAL KINT Says:

    Crazy88Since88 Says:
    April 9th, 2007 at 10:31 am
    …who the fuck want 100 bars? i live in jersey, we got 100 bars on every fuckin block.

    LMAO BUT TRUE

  6. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    11 minute song? that shit better be Ray charles or james Brown… Long ass song.

    …ol’peanut’head’sk8′board’p ass nigga…

  7. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    …he better pull up that 2nd round KO beat & put Jada on it, then i might fuck with Canibus… (no homo)

  8. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    …Old ass Studio… Nigga, thats my grandpop studio!

  9. HERBAL KINT Says:

    THIS IS THE MOST RETARDED SHIT IN THE HISTORY OF RETARDED SHIT

  10. MadeInMilwaukee....Since1979 Says:

    I don’t really check for Canibus these days, but at least he trying to bring something new to the table.

  11. Joe 88 A.K.A No amount of security Says:

    I know plug can/stan radar is going crazy right now

    Plug will be busting in about 5, 4, 3, 2………….

  12. landLORD Says:

    …. anticipation for “Flavor of Love : Charm School” > anticipation for Canibus project …

  13. HERBAL KINT Says:

    MadeInMilwaukee….Since1979 Says:
    April 9th, 2007 at 10:40 am
    I don’t really check for Canibus these days, but at least he trying to bring something new to the table

    I MEAN I GUESS BUT DID YOU TRY LISTENING TO IT, I TRIED THE MIXER ( YOU HAVE TO CLICK AND HOLD AND SHITS STILL CONFUSING ) AND I TRIED JUST LISTENING TO IT REGUARALY AND IT HAS EVERYTHING LAYERED OVER EVERYTHIGN ELSE SHIT WAS PLAYING FOR 30 SECONDS BEFORE THE HEADACHE SET IN

  14. Joe 88 A.K.A No amount of security Says:

    …. anticipation for “Flavor of Love : Charm School” > anticipation for Canibus project …

    ^Cosign, I’ll watch a reality series about the kkk if boots is on there j/k

  15. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    …(88 looks… do i see a Nipple on the Rihanna pic next to this reply?)… Booooiiiiiinnnnnggggg! Boy’oi’oi’oi’ing!

  16. MadeInMilwaukee....Since1979 Says:

    @ Herbal

    Does this shit suck or what? I’m at the plantation so I can’t listen.

    What up to 88, Landlord, and whoever else is around.

  17. Jamz Says:

    Damn, what a loss to the hip-hop world! Canibus had so much dayum potential…

    What’s up Nahridaz…

    I bet you katz were all dressed up in your yellow suits on Easter Sunday lookin’ all fresh and clean…(no Outkast)!

  18. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    MadeInMilwaukee….Since1979 Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 10:49 am
    @ Herbal

    Does this shit suck or what? I’m at the plantation so I can’t listen.

    What up to 88, Landlord, and whoever else is around.

    ^^^
    Milwaukee…whats good.

  19. Jamz Says:

    Crazy88Since88 Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 10:47 am
    …(88 looks… do i see a Nipple on the Rihanna pic next to this reply?)… Booooiiiiiinnnnnggggg! Boy’oi’oi’oi’ing!

    ^^Nope, dats her 4 head!

  20. landLORD Says:

    Joe 88 A.K.A No amount of security Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 10:46 am
    …. anticipation for “Flavor of Love : Charm School” > anticipation for Canibus project …

    ^Cosign, I’ll watch a reality series about the kkk if boots is on there j/k

    ——————————–

    … word … Bootz > whoever you smashing …

  21. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    Jamz Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 10:50 am
    Crazy88Since88 Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 10:47 am
    …(88 looks… do i see a Nipple on the Rihanna pic next to this reply?)… Booooiiiiiinnnnnggggg! Boy’oi’oi’oi’ing!

    ^^
    Nope, dats her 4 head!
    ^^^

    Daps jamz… she do got a big ass head, a monkey could land a remotecontrol plane on that shit.

  22. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    …a bitch could get a dicegame goin on that head…

    …BROOKLYN STYLE BABY, BROOKLYN STYLE, Whooooo (shoots 1,2,3) Unnnnnnnnnnnnh!

  23. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    We hit makers with acres
    Roll shakers in Vegas, you can’t break us
    Lost chips on Lakers, gassed off Shaq
    Country house, tennis courts on horseback
    Ridin decidin cracked crab or lobster
    Who say mobsters don’t prosper
    Niggaz is actors, niggaz deserve Oscars
    Me I’m, critically acclaimed, slug past your brain
    Reminesce on dames who, coochie used to stink
    When we rocked house pieces and puffy Gucci links
    Now we buy homes in unfamiliar places
    Tito smile everytime he see our faces
    Cases catch more than outfield-ers
    Half these rappin cats, ain’t seen war
    Couldn’t score if they had point game, they lame
    Speak my name, I make em dash like Dame

    …R.I.P.B.I.G…

  24. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    We push the hottest V’s, peel fast
    through the city, play Monopoly with real cash
    Me and Biggie and the models be, shaking they saditty ass
    in prada B, somethin you cats got to see
    And the watches’ be all types and shapes of stones
    Bein broke is childish and I’m quite grown
    Run up in the club with the ice on, me and Paisan’
    Scope the spot out, see somethin nice and I’m gone
    You cats is home, screamin the fight’s on
    I’m in the fifteen hundred seats, watchin Ty-son
    Same night, same fight
    But one of us cats ain’t playin right, I let you tell it
    People place yourselves in the shoes of two felons
    And tell me you won’t ball every chance you get
    and any chance you hit, we live for the moment
    Makes sense don’t it? Now make dollars
    Cats pop bottles bone chicks that favor Idalis
    and rack up frequent flier mileage…

    ^^^
    …lol… applaud Hov, niggas been in the game longer than him and still rackin up frequent flier mileage…

  25. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    …saw that spider man clip too…peter parker gon get fucked up.

  26. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    What in the flying fuck was that schizophrenic shit?

  27. HERBAL KINT Says:

    MadeInMilwaukee….Since1979 Says:
    April 9th, 2007 at 10:49 am
    @ Herbal

    Does this shit suck or what? I’m at the plantation so I can’t listen.

    What up to 88, Landlord, and whoever else is around.

    YEAH WHEN YOU DO THE JUST DOWNLOAD ITS PLAYS EVERYTHING AT THE SAME TIME IN LAYERS OVER EACH OTHER SO IT SOUNDS LIKE THERES 5 SONGS ON AT ONCE, THE MIXER SHIT WAS BEING A PAIN TO GET IT WORKING SO YEAH THIS SHIT SUCKS

  28. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ….shit had me feeling like a mental patient, or some shit….I only made it thru 20 seconds, out of respect for what Jermaine coulda been…

  29. MadeInMilwaukee....Since1979 Says:

    Canibus lost….
    His mixer lost….
    We lost for listening……

  30. miltee Says:

    this is the stupidest shit ever created in history.
    good work canibus…

    and plus, so many of these lyrics are old.. wtf ?

  31. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Chuck Norris > Canibus

    Whaddittizz Nah?

  32. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 11:10 am
    ….shit had me feeling like a mental patient, or some shit….I only made it thru 20 seconds, out of respect for what Jermaine coulda been…

    ^^^
    …(the “iCon” Nature Boy walks in the classroom)…

    …2 snowflakes takes off his feather robe & gold rolex, he runs, Elbows HERBAL KINT & lets off trademark “Wooooooooooooooooooh”…

  33. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    mixing cannabis and crack (whoolies)>canibus’ mixed up track (dooty)

  34. Joe 88 A.K.A No amount of security Says:

    youtube.com/watch?v=twcgKPIRcio&mode=related&search=

    ^This footage > listening to canibus

  35. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 11:14 am
    Chuck Norris > Canibus

    Whaddittizz Nah?

    ^^
    …(Mean old man jap voice)…

    Mutha’Phuque”Yu!

  36. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    whaddup, crazy…

  37. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 11:05 am
    What in the flying fuck was that schizophrenic shit?

    ^^I have no speakers at the moment, but I’m thinking it’s another failed attempt by Canibus to make some kind of Hip-hop history or some shit. He should’ve phoned KRS first…

  38. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 11:16 am
    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 11:05 am
    What in the flying fuck was that schizophrenic shit?

    ^^I have no speakers at the moment, but I’m thinking it’s another failed attempt by Canibus to make some kind of Hip-hop history or some shit. He should’ve phoned KRS first…

    ***I just went to the download only link, and it’s like 5 overlapping vocals running simultaneously…shit sounds like an argument….

  39. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 11:16 am
    whaddup, crazy…

    ^^^
    nothin… lookin @ Rihanna’s tities… i mean head.

  40. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    ***I just went to the download only link, and it’s like 5 overlapping vocals running simultaneously…shit sounds like an argument….

    ^^LOL…that has got to be the dumbest idea he’s ever come up with…cocaine is one helluva drug…

  41. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    You got two beat levels, for two different beats, and 5 vocal levels with each a 200 bar Canibus verse. You can play with the levels and hear that it is an infinite rhyme layered on a 11 minute song.

    ***Still don’t get it….

  42. landLORD Says:

    ***I just went to the download only link, and it’s like 5 overlapping vocals running simultaneously…shit sounds like an argument….

    ———————

    … lol … exactly … how do you get the beat(s) to kick in ?!? …

  43. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    … if the nigga was still beef’n with LL, maybe he’d have a buzz.

  44. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    From Canibuscentral:

    This is the greatest rhyme of all time

    ***I don’t believe him, he needs more people…

  45. green eyes Says:

    You can download below, or go to poetlaureatinfinity.com where you can dick around with the Flash mixing board.

    ^ maybe you want to go dick around with canibus (pause) but i have better things to do.

    ahhh no i dont.

    whats up Nah

  46. landLORD Says:

    … can of puss > canibus …

  47. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    whaddup, bay squared?

  48. Dem aka Get Out My Way, Pimping Says:

    @canibus: Stop. It’s over.

  49. Big Homie Says:

    Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 11:14 am
    Chuck Norris > Canibus

    ^^ Oh no do not start with Chuck Norris again. We know what he did last Friday. He kicked our asses. What up Nah Right?

  50. pmass Says:

    Handicapped bus > canibus

  51. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    green eyes Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 11:22 am
    You can download below, or go to poetlaureatinfinity.com where you can dick around with the Flash mixing board.

    ^ maybe you want to go dick around with canibus (pause) but i have better things to do.

    ahhh no i dont.

    whats up Nah

    ^^
    (88 grabs spanish bullhorn) hola ojos verdes!!

  52. Joe 88 A.K.A No amount of security Says:

    youtube.com/watch?v=8ZFuDDqOE2o&mode=related&search=

    ^Miller the knicks killer (sorry land)

  53. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    sammich made of shit>canibus’ mix

  54. green eyes Says:

    whats going on Icon. Happy Monday.

    lol @ Big Homie

  55. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    pmass Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 11:25 am
    Handicapped bus > canibus

    ***LOL

  56. HERBAL KINT Says:

    DRIVING A BUS > CAN-I-BUS

    AND OF COURSE

    CANNABIS > CANABIS

  57. green eyes Says:

    what up 88

  58. landLORD Says:

    … oh, I get it … still sucks though … beats are garbage …

  59. green eyes Says:

    mangled toe infected with puss > can-i-bus

  60. Dem aka Get Out My Way, Pimping Says:

    Canibus should re-enlist.

  61. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ***I know for a FUCKING FACT, that I didn’t just click on that damned Joell Ortiz link…what the fuck is really going on here, lol…

  62. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    “Only thing I like that Ryde Ruff is Eve
    And all the rest of ya’ll niggas who Ryde Ruff get these”(c) Kurupt

    What Up Nah

  63. Dem aka Get Out My Way, Pimping Says:

    Hm. Chuck Norris is a canibus fan, i see.

  64. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 11:29 am
    ***I know for a FUCKING FACT, that I didn’t just click on that damned Joell Ortiz link…what the fuck is really going on here, lol…

    ^^^
    Yup, Yup.

  65. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    green eyes Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 11:29 am
    mangled toe infected with puss > can-i-bus

    ^^^
    88 spits up oatmeal like junkie in superfly.

  66. spanish jay Says:

    the people next door to me are tired of that joel ortiz add

  67. pmass Says:

    *walks past Nah Right “cool table” (no lunchroom)*
    *nervously speaks to vets*
    What’s up Nah Right?
    *ignored…again*
    *walks away-gets hit in the back of the head with carton of sour chocolate milk*

  68. green eyes Says:

    Is Made still around? When in May were you coming to Miami? Theres a Sean Price concert on the 3rd.

  69. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Dem aka Get Out My Way, Pimping Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 11:29 am
    Canibus should re-enlist.

    ^^Co-sign. Whaddittizz Dem, Greenie, E, UNCLE KILLA THUG?

  70. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    lol @ pmass…whaddup?

  71. green eyes Says:

    lol @ pmass. whats up.

  72. Big Homie Says:

    Rich Boy = Canibus long lost brothers. True Story

    Can I Bust (a nut) > Canibus

  73. green eyes Says:

    whaddup phuque

  74. landLORD Says:

    Dem aka Get Out My Way, Pimping Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 11:29 am
    Canibus should re-enlist.

    ————————

    … lmao …

  75. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    @ Greenie - jinx.

  76. pmass Says:

    Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 11:51 am
    lol @ pmass…whaddup?

    ^^^^^
    What’s up fam?

  77. HERBAL KINT Says:

    WHATS GOOD YUNG PHUQUE AKA CIRCLE YO CRIB

  78. landLORD Says:

    … Moochie Norris > Chuck Norris …

  79. pmass Says:

    Chuck Wagon > Chuck Norris

  80. Dem aka Get Out My Way, Pimping Says:

    whas poppin? (c) lil mama yung pheezy… ‘nother monday on the slave ship…

    smh @ me for referencing lil mama..

  81. MadeInMilwaukee....Since1979 Says:

    @ Green Eyes

    Ill be down there the 4-8th.

  82. Joe 88 A.K.A No amount of security Says:

    lol @ pmass. Dude is perfect for nah right

    I would listen to shaggy (it wasen’t me) before i listen to this crap

    Stan spit > canibus

  83. Big Homie Says:

    And Chuck is at it again..LOL. Look what you did Yung

  84. It was written Says:

    Making the listener feel like he’s crazy couldn’t have been the objective when they had this idea….it’s like your in a cafeteria…canibus is lost

    whud up y’all.

  85. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Chuck Norris is the head of Joell Ortiz’s marketing team.

  86. HERBAL KINT Says:

    O YEAH LF : SO I WAS GRABBING SOME DINNER SAT. NIGHT ON MY WAY BACK TO THE CRIB AND I SEE THIS BRIGHT YELLOW PICK-UP TRUCK AND THE LICSENSE PLATE SAYS DIP-SET ( I SWEAR ON EVERYTHING HOLY THIS SHIT REALLY HAPPENED )

    I LITERALLY STOP DEAD IN MY TRACKS JAW DROPS AND I START SCRATHING MY HEAD LIKE IS THIS REALLY SOMEONES WHIP THIS CANT BE SOMEONES WHIP, MAYBE SOMEONE JUST PAYED A JOKE ON THEM ( CAUSE AT FIRST I JUST SAW THE FRONT PLATE WHICH WAS IN THE CAR ) THAN I SEE THIS OL PERSIA FROM THE WHITE RAPPER SHOW BITCH WALK OUT THE STORE AND I KNEW INSTANTLY IT WAS THIS BITCHES CAR I LET OUT A LOUD ASS LAUGH AND KEPT LAUGHING MY ASS INTO THE CAR AND WATCH THE DIP-SET MOBILE PEACE
    ( THE BACK PLATE SAID DIP-SET TOO IT WAS NO JOKE THE BITCH WAS DEAD SERIOUS ) SMH

  87. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Big Homie Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 11:59 am
    And Chuck is at it again..LOL. Look what you did Yung

    ^^lol i know…I gotta re-post the one I wrote for Billz the other day….

  88. Mac Brown Says:

    I had this dream where I was a member of this super secret spy group that protected the govmt. It was about five of us. Me, Duece (the explosives expert), Shaniqua (the white girl karate expert), and two other random mofos. Well anyway. We were being all…..super secret agent-ty, and getting our spy on. Man this was an exciting dream. I was fighting terrorist with my uzi with the silencer attached. On one of our missions, we were infiltrating the american taliban. They had conspired to flood the hood with new form of crack that would have black folks dropping dead. They called it that “Anna Nicole”. Anyway, we found out they were head-quarterd in richmond, va., in a mansion out in the woods. We snuck around at night with our night vision goggles and in black camoflaouge. But alas, we were confronted by about three mofos in turbins. So we start the fighting, and I’m just shooting mofos like rambo, but wait!!! I get kicked from behind and knocked down. (I lost my gun). Before the taliban dude could reach for my gun, which had fell about 20 feet away, we began fighting. Little did he know that I’m a hand to hand combat specialist. I was like “Don’t you know who I am……..I MAC BROWN BITCH!!!” I beat the holy gihad out of this dude. and right before I woke up, the president of the world was about to give me the medal of honor.

    Well that was an actual dream I had.

    Just had to share.

  89. HERBAL KINT Says:

    Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

  90. Big Homie Says:

    The Mac is Back. What up Mr. Brown

    LMAO at Yung. *waiting for the re-post*

  91. HERBAL KINT Says:

    LMAO @ MAC’S DREAM

  92. Mac Brown Says:

    Whaddup Big Homie!!! Erybody else

  93. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    April 7th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
    Chuck Norris knows the “D” in D. Billz actually stands for “Don’t Fuck With Chuck”. Chuck is wrong, but Billz knows the wind of his roundhouse is responsible for the Earth’s rotation, and does not hesitate to agree with him. Chuck roundhouses him anyway.

  94. D. Billz Says:

    lmfao @ all the comments so far, including this one:

    spanish jay Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 9:03 am
    Tru is talking sh*t about Snoop…I thought them n*ggas was cool…even thought that Snoop was going to be E.P. of his album…that’s crazy…

    ###

    smh @ eskay callin nation when his blog got hit up

  95. Big Homie Says:

    LOL at Mac’s dream.

  96. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Whaddup “Big” Mac Brown

  97. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    lol @ Billz…right on time soul brotha.

  98. Joe 88 A.K.A No amount of security Says:

    youtube.com/watch?v=l8k3uGzgZIs

    ^Don’t fuck wit chuck

  99. HERBAL KINT Says:

    Chuck Norris knows the “D” in D. Billz actually stands for “Don’t Fuck With Chuck”. Chuck is wrong, but Billz knows the wind of his roundhouse is responsible for the Earth’s rotation, and does not hesitate to agree with him. Chuck roundhouses him anyway.

    LMFAO

  100. I Fux Says:

    Whats good Nahright………….and my dads peops call him Chucky they say duke looks like a Arab Chuck Norris…………..All I can Say is this Mixtape Bar Exam is fucking Bonkers, No MC Serch……………Anyone listen to the New Game Mixtape downloaded it last night but havent had time to listen yet?

    Ohhh Ya did anyone even bother with that Canibus shit, I just saw that clicked and scrolled down to the comments?

  101. Belize Says:

    1) Is that Wyclef in the begginning?

    2) Great idea…. but(!)
    This shyt is giving me a fucking migraine

    :::bangs head on keyboard:::

  102. MadeInMilwaukee....Since1979 Says:

    Yellow bus(no hyphy)>Canibus….

  103. HERBAL KINT Says:

    ESKAY = JOE TORRE ?

    HELL NAW THIS BILLY SUNDAY DUDE LOST HIS DAMN MIND WITH THIS SHIT

    .xxlmag.com/online/?p=8925

  104. Joe 88 A.K.A No amount of security Says:

    Chuck norris is currently suing NBC, claming Law & Order are trademark names for his right & left leg

    What up billz?

  105. HERBAL KINT Says:

    INTERVIEW WITH THE DUDE GUILTY SIMPSON

    allhiphop.com/BreedingGround/?ID=122

    WHATS GOOD I FUX , CO-SIGN ON THE BAR EXAM, GAME SHT IS PRETTY DOPE SO FAR HAVENT FULLY LISTENED YET BUT STANDARD GAME SHIT, LOTS OF OLD SHIT THOUGH

    AS FOR CANABIS DONT BOTHER SHIT WILL JUST GIVE YOU A HEADACHE

  106. Big Homie Says:

    What up Billz?

  107. I Fux Says:

    Whats GOod Herbal and LMAO at Mac…. dont fuck with Taliban

    I Posted this the other day thought it was hilarious:

    I Fux Says:

    so I was at this lounge club Last night with a few of my boys and one of them said the funniest shit I have ever heard to this broad he stepped to and all of us were within earshot, he said this “your game is weak and you need to step up your pedegree cuz right now your lackluster” the hoe looked stunned and moreso cuz all of us started dieing of laughter…….so all weekend we were like you “lackluster” funniest shit in quite some time

  108. Dem aka Get Out My Way, Pimping Says:

    Chuck norris is currently suing NBC, claming Law & Order are trademark names for his right & left leg

    ^^ LMFAO… ya’ll are in rare form today..

  109. HERBAL KINT Says:

    Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.

    Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

  110. HERBAL KINT Says:

    Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

    If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

    If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

  111. It was written Says:

    the fcuking zap the fly bug ad on zshare is fcuking annoying…anybody else try to zap that muthafcuka…yet and still as far as annoyance goes…

    the joel ortiz infiltration ad > every ad ever

  112. green eyes Says:

    lmao @ mac’s dream.

    @ made i’ll keep a look out for things going on then

  113. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer but Chuck never cries

  114. I Fux Says:

    Macgyevor> the Chuckster

  115. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Writing your own Chuck Facts > going to chucknorrisfacts.com (c) LanLAWD

    *runs*

  116. D. Billz Says:

    Land, Ty, Joe88, Dem, Phuque, 911, Big Homie, Greenery, Pmass, Crazy88, iCon, Milwaukee…

    What’s good yall?

  117. HERBAL KINT Says:

    If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down

    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

  118. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    oh…and um…

    me > you

  119. HERBAL KINT Says:

    Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:
    April 9th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
    Writing your own Chuck Facts > going to chucknorrisfacts.com (c) LanLAWD

    *runs*

    TRUE BUT THEY HAVE SO MANY CLASSICS TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE

  120. Belize Says:

    Yo FuX..that Bar Exam is fuckin Crakkkkkk..no fat joe

    The Game shyt sounded pretty good, but i passed out on this purp 1/2 through the cd..so i dunno yet

  121. Mac Brown Says:

    “Don’t you know who I am……..I MAC BROWN BITCH!!!”

    ^^ I actually said this in that dream. I never refer to myself as “Mac Brown” I just go by my first name.

    Weird.

  122. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    whadup, Billz…

  123. Big Homie Says:

    Mr. Woodchuck > Chuck Norris

    Say is this made of … wood??

  124. D. Billz Says:

    smh @ that old ass Tru Life footage, as if Snoop and ‘em haven’t heard/seen that shit before. It was basically the same ish he says now.

  125. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^^^Fuck Tru Dyke…..

  126. Rey Says:

    *enters NahRight pin*

    Oh shit, is that Mr. Puff Puff Propzzz Belize?

  127. D. Billz Says:

    To add to my last statement:

    And shorty’s a Cali bird, but I’d smash like a roach on the wall.

  128. I Fux Says:

    Belize Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
    Yo FuX..that Bar Exam is fuckin Crakkkkkk..no fat joe

    The Game shyt sounded pretty good, but i passed out on this purp 1/2 through the cd..so i dunno yet

    ^^^Whats GOod Belly ………..Ya that Bar Exam is exponentially better than any Mixtape I have heard in a minute…….I download all the mixtapes you recommended on the post you wrote, I have alot of shit I havent got around to listening too ……….but the Game I will fux with it today

  129. D. Billz Says:

    Rey… what up hombre?

  130. MadeInMilwaukee....Since1979 Says:

    Chuck norris knows where Bol’s neck is!

  131. D. Billz Says:

    iFux… What up homie?

  132. Mac Brown Says:

    It was basically the same ish he says now.

    ^^Its funny how he has the same story line for everyone. They all call tru if they in trouble (yeah right)
    So this unkown mutha fukka is like the 911 of the hip hop community or something!?

    Dude is as phony as they come.

  133. Rey Says:

    What up Icon, What up Billz? Mac Brizzown, Big Homie? Phuque, Herbal?

  134. D. Billz Says:

    Norieaga… what’s good?

  135. I Fux Says:

    Whats Good No Tengo Billz

  136. Rey Says:

    Que Pasas, Fuxito?

  137. green eyes Says:

    what it is D.ees B’more Billz Get Paid on Time.

  138. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Crackalakin Rey

  139. I Fux Says:

    MadeInMilwaukee….Since1979 Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
    Chuck norris knows where Bol’s neck is!

    ^^^LMAO ………….Chuck Norris catches flies with Chopsticks in front of Mr.Miyagi

  140. D. Billz Says:

    Mac Brown… what up chief?

    I don’t know why, but I find Tru’s words to be sincere (no sending kites) even though his rappin’ isn’t great and he talks forever.

  141. I Fux Says:

    Rey Degado Ya tu sabe

  142. Rey Says:

    Hola Green E!

  143. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    So this unkown mutha fukka is like the 911 of the hip hop
    ^^^^
    Tru-Life is Chuck Norris’ Puerto Rican cousin

  144. Rey Says:

    I’m on black democrat right now, I heard the pledge and invisble felon.. Dude’s not even really namedropping on those other 2.. Game’s stepped his, um, game.. up.

  145. D. Billz Says:

    @ Rey, iFux, green… chin chillin’, bout to lose my mind if I don’t shave this carpet off my face.

  146. green eyes Says:

    Tru-Life is Chuck Norris’ Puerto Rican cousin

    ^ Tru Life wishes he was Chuck NOrris’ Puerta Rican cousin. Hell, he’d settle for Chuck Norris’ cousin’s maid’s Puerto Rican smack dealer.

  147. Rey Says:

    Bruce Leroy > Chuck Norris

  148. Mac Brown Says:

    Tru-Life is Chuck Norris’ Puerto Rican cousin

    ^^^AHhhhh………..that explains it all!!!

  149. E From BK Says:

    Nah; what up!

  150. I Fux Says:

    Game greater than all 80’s born Rappers……..that may not be saying much but he atleast cares to improve himself

  151. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    ^ Tru Life wishes he was Chuck NOrris’ Puerta Rican cousin. Hell, he’d settle for Chuck Norris’ cousin’s maid’s Puerto Rican smack dealer.

    ^^^^
    LOL

  152. Belize Says:

    Ohhhh..shyt its..its its..the rey

  153. Rey Says:

    @ Billz– I hear that one.. My barber fucked up my goatee something terrible so I gotta let my “castaway” grow in.

  154. pmass Says:

    Tiger Schulmann > Chuck Norris

  155. E From BK Says:

    Rey Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
    Bruce Leroy > Chuck Norris
    ================================================
    Was that in question?

  156. landLORD Says:

    *LOOKALIKES vol. 5*

    … Smoke (Field Mob) = Luol Deng (Chicago Bulls) …

  157. Rey Says:

    What up Beli? They thought they hung Rey Hussein, but Nah, I’m alRight.

    (corny, yes,–but that’sa me).

    Lupe > Game, but it’s two different lanes. I’d love to hear that collabo.

    This Joell Ortiz “Top of the Charts” song has me almost ready to forgive him for this pop-up shit over here.

  158. I Fux Says:

    Chuck Norris’s Mixtapes are the shit in Japan

  159. Rey Says:

    @ E from BK– No sir, just felt like adding it in.

    What up landL(m)OR(pheus)D?

  160. D. Billz Says:

    @ Rey… yeah, I fucked my own goatee up and I’m makin’ my face suffer the consequences. Coarse hair feels like acupuncture on my mug, lol.

  161. I Fux Says:

    Land I saw you on tv the other day, when I was watching Higher Learning

  162. D. Billz Says:

    E from BK… What it is, fam?

  163. D. Billz Says:

    I Fux Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
    Land I saw you on tv the other day, when I was watching Higher Learning

    ^LMAO. Word. Cube and Busta caught wreck in that movie. I swear I wish I coulda been casted for one of their roles.

  164. I Fux Says:

    Adult film actress India is gearing up to make strides in the mainstream with a little help from rapper Yung Joc.

    The Block Entertainment artist is featured on “2am,” the new single from India’s debut Hip-Hop album Role Play.

    ^^^WTF! Hip-Hop is once again slapped by the south…

  165. E From BK Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
    E from BK… What it is, fam?
    ================================================
    Just here on lunch listening to the radio. Sharpton is gonna have Imus on. Should be interesting. What’s good with you duke?

  166. landLORD Says:

    … whaddup Rey, DBillz, IFuX ? … lol @ IFUx … (no Fishburne) …

  167. Rey Says:

    @ Billz- Yeah, I got screwed on that infamous Hispanic facial hair.. Dudes grow goatees by 13 and it takes me a week to grow stubble.

  168. Belize Says:

    Rey says:
    What up Beli? They thought they hung Rey Hussein, but Nah, I’m alRight.

    ^ good plug. Eskay will be doin backflipps today

  169. I Fux Says:

    @Billz

    Ya and I would fuck with the Remy roll just to be an antagonist……but when I was young I would always look for rappers in movies cuz they always seemed to wreck shit…………i.e. MC Eight in Menace…Cube in Boyz….Tupac in Juice…..Busta in HIgher

  170. Mac Brown Says:

    Rey Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
    @ Billz- Yeah, I got screwed on that infamous Hispanic facial hair.. Dudes grow goatees by 13 and it takes me a week to grow stubble.

    ^^Shitt I’m black and only been growing facial hair since I was 24 25ish. I’m 29 now.

  171. E From BK Says:

    I Fux Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    ^^^WTF! Hip-Hop is once again slapped by the south…
    ================================================
    Not just the South. Don’t you remember when DJ Polo did the song and video with Ron Jeremy?

  172. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Chuck Norris beat Bruce Leroy to the copyright office and trademarked the name “Last Dragon”. In completely unrelated news, Bruce was found dead several days later from what looked to be a roundhouse kick to the neck. When questioned by police, Chuck simply responded by killing everyone.

  173. green eyes Says:

    I Fux Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
    Adult film actress India is gearing up to make strides in the mainstream with a little help from rapper Yung Joc.

    The Block Entertainment artist is featured on “2am,” the new single from India’s debut Hip-Hop album Role Play.

    ^^^WTF! Hip-Hop is once again slapped by the south…

    ^ aw for real fuxie– the worst thing on that track is going to Young Joc? didnt know porn stars rhyme skills were all that. id say it was a fucked up project from the start.

  174. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    Land, Ty, Joe88, Dem, Phuque, 911, Big Homie, Greenery, Pmass, Crazy88, iCon, Milwaukee…

    What’s good yall?

    ^^^
    “D”olemite Billz, what it do.

  175. Rey Says:

    ‘Nother good college movie even tho’ there weren’t any rappers in it? “The Program”. (six degrees of Omar Epps)

  176. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    SMH @ this nigga making 6million a year, but can’t put up $20 for a fucking cab…

    MIAMI BEACH, Fla. (AP) - Miami Heat forward James Posey was arrested early Monday on a drunken driving charge after an officer pulled him over for stopping in the middle of a road.

    Posey had stopped his car on a double-lane Miami Beach road, talking to occupants of other vehicles and pedestrians, police said.
    Once out of the car, Posey displayed “bloodshot eyes, slurred speech, and an odor of an alcoholic beverage on his breath,” the police report said. The player also was unsteady on his feet and swayed while standing, police said.

    Posey was arrested and taken to Miami-Dade County jail.

    The Heat declined immediate comment. The team is scheduled to practice Monday morning before flying to Charlotte for a game there Tuesday. It’s unknown if Posey would be on the traveling roster.

    Posey, in the final year of his contract, is making about $6.4 million this season with the defending champion Heat.

    It was the second DUI arrest involving a Heat player in Miami Beach this season. Rookie Robert Hite was charged in January, but that was later dropped when tests showed Hite’s blood alcohol level well within legal limits.

    The Heat decided after the arrest Hite should take some time away from the team, and ultimately released him. He is playing in South Dakota with an NBA Development League club.

  177. I Fux Says:

    Ya Greenie I was just messing around but Yung Joc Lost if he hadnt already

  178. Belize Says:

    :::Breaking News Bulletin:::

    Chuck Norris has just signed up to endorse The Game’s Hurricane Game sneakers. When Asked why, He says “It preserves my gangsta”

  179. It was written Says:

    whud up daspiracy billz…seeing how the saying goes there are no coincidences I’m all, but sure the realtalkny dude is a regular or just a primetime lurker yes pedophile…shit that gets thrown around here amongst us becomes a post over there…true story

  180. Belize Says:

    Lol @ facial hair..i still cant grow a goatee…:smh:

  181. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^^Shitt I’m black and only been growing facial hair since I was 24 25ish.

    ****Yeah, me too…my cousin had shapeup-able facial hair in like 9th grade…I was hating, hard (n/h), cuz I had that little peach fuzz (no Zevlove X) shit going on…

  182. landLORD Says:

    … Rutgers DOES have some nappy-headed ho’s though … Imus was correct in his assessment …

    … Imus > Howard Stern …
    … Star > Imus …

  183. Rey Says:

    @ iCon.. Fuck the Heat. I will never forgive them for the ‘97 eastern conference semis against my Knicks.

    lol @ Beli

  184. green eyes Says:

    it was a bad weekend for athletes who like to drink & drive in South Florida. 2 Florida Panther hockey players were also arrested.

  185. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    landLORD Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    … Rutgers DOES have some nappy-headed ho’s though … Imus was correct in his assessment …

    ***Dude even did a School Daze breakdown..what a fucking weirdo bigot….

  186. I Fux Says:

    Lets not talk about facial hair that shit depresses me ..being half Iraqi I swore it was a divine right for me to be able to grow a nice full beard but nope I picked up the white spaniard no hair look of my Moms ancestry …….WTF

  187. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    I Fux Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
    Adult film actress India is gearing up to make strides in the mainstream with a little help from rapper Yung Joc.

    The Block Entertainment artist is featured on “2am,” the new single from India’s debut Hip-Hop album Role Play.

    ^^^
    Ol’Cap’N Save’a'ho southern ass niggaz. Fuck them Kuntry bamma, kill a nigga for fuckin my baby momma who i aint fuck in 3 years, dumb ass GoldTeeth 2007 wearin, niggas did that up here 20years ago ass niggas. they will always be “behind”… “The Ass” of hip-hop.

  188. E From BK Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    ^^Shitt I’m black and only been growing facial hair since I was 24 25ish.

    ****Yeah, me too…my cousin had shapeup-able facial hair in like 9th grade…I was hating, hard (n/h), cuz I had that little peach fuzz (no Zevlove X) shit going on…
    ================================================
    At times it’s not all that. Having to upkeep the beard can be a pain in the neck.

  189. Rey Says:

    lol @ Fux

  190. Mac Brown Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    ^^Shitt I’m black and only been growing facial hair since I was 24 25ish.

    ****Yeah, me too…my cousin had shapeup-able facial hair in like 9th grade…I was hating, hard (n/h), cuz I had that little peach fuzz (no Zevlove X) shit going on…

    **When I was like about 22. I worked at this telecom company. Well me & this find older broad was talking and she straight up asked me what grade I was in. (like in high school)

    I was completely embarrassed.

  191. I Fux Says:

    @ Land and Icon

    Gerald Wallace is going to get a nice big check this summer……dude is unbelievable for not having a jumpshot

  192. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    lol @ Mac…ol Frankie Lymon ass nigga

  193. green eyes Says:

    **When I was like about 22. I worked at this telecom company. Well me & this find older broad was talking and she straight up asked me what grade I was in. (like in high school)

    I was completely embarrassed.

    ^ aww.. you should have said something like “I’m Grade A beef, woman, taste me and see”

  194. Rey Says:

    I’m just growing my shit out, fuck it. I’ll be the short, fat, puerto-rican Cuban FreeWay.

    @ 88– Tell ‘em why you mad, son

  195. MadeInMilwaukee....Since1979 Says:

    I’m 28 and just getting a beard.

  196. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    SMH @ this nigga making 6million a year, but can’t put up $20 for a fucking cab…
    ^^^^
    If you close one eye when your drunk you can see clearly(nhjic). Anyone ever played kickball drunk…good times.

  197. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
    landLORD Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    … Rutgers DOES have some nappy-headed ho’s though … Imus was correct in his assessment …

    ***Dude even did a School Daze breakdown..what a fucking weirdo bigot….

    ^^^
    let Steve Harvey say “The Miss America Pagent is full of money hungry pancake ass white gold digger bitches” and watch that pussy get the can, ASAP (c) Shanti’s Pipesmith.

  198. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I Fux Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
    @ Land and Icon

    Gerald Wallace is going to get a nice big check this summer……dude is unbelievable for not having a jumpshot

    ***Yessir, he totally embarrassed the Wiz the last time they met up…put up like 40 on ‘em….I really hate to see my squad limp into the playoffs, like this….they should just hang it up, now, cuz it’s gonna be one and done (no microwave entrees)

  199. I Fux Says:

    LMAO @ Nore

    I played spin the room drunk…….I lay down and the room starts spinning

  200. D. Billz Says:

    E From BK Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
    D. Billz Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
    E from BK… What it is, fam?
    ================================================
    Just here on lunch listening to the radio. Sharpton is gonna have Imus on. Should be interesting. What’s good with you duke?

    ^Chillin’ fam. And this shit is gettin’ outta hand with these gestures. When Imus’ name came up it caught me off guard. Reason being is because the last company I worked for (before I started school) Westwood One, a company that acts as a liason for talk radio shows and ads/commercials, used to handle his contracts. I used to have file MADD contracts of his that he has with different talk radio shows throughout the country. I’ve never heard his show, but he can’t be that stupid to spew such dumbass shit without knowin’ the consequences. Even the racial slurs were outdated. I think he’s taking the “shock jock” route and probably tryin’ to get some satellite radio bucks while upholding his crackkka-like supremacy after his bullshit “apology”. And the shit that makes me mad are two things:

    1.) Our reluctance to go back to punchin’ these mofos in the mouth (which could ultimately land you in the clink, but would get the message across), or…

    2.) The better option, which is say what the fuck we feel on air and not worry about what the rest of Amerikkka has to say.

    That doesn’t mean we have to be racist and/or violent, but lets stop covering and hiding the truth about what goes on and how we really feel since everybody else is exploiting us and reaping the financial benefits at our expense.

    *B More Nubian*

  201. Belize Says:

    Well, a bright side to no facial hair is

    1) Bitches still think im young, so I that means when im that “30″ year old dude in the club, nobody will know that Im that “30″ year old dude in the club.

    2) I dont have to shave..much, which means I can push the snooze button more time

  202. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    Rey Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
    I’m just growing my shit out, fuck it. I’ll be the short, fat, puerto-rican Cuban FreeWay.

    @ 88– Tell ‘em why you mad, son

    ^^^
    …lol…

  203. Mac Brown Says:

    ^ aww.. you should have said something like “I’m Grade A beef, woman, taste me and see”

    I know right!

    I use to always get that he’s cute but young shit. Now I tell them ho’s teddy bears is cute………bitch I’m handsome!!!

    j/k

  204. Rey Says:

    lol @ Fux..

    I tend to throw my shoes at people when I’m drunk. Dunno why, I just do.

  205. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    2) I dont have to shave..much, which means I can push the snooze button more time

    ***I shave like maybe once, twice a week….

  206. It was written Says:

    So this unkown mutha fukka is like the 911 of the hip hop community or something!?

    It was written bka 911 aka nigga motherfcuk watch yo mouth aka flat line aka ewp aka I’m mac brown and who are Youuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

    whud up M beezy

  207. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    “Gotta kill witnesses’, cuz Free beard stickin’ out”

  208. Belize Says:

    (G)erald wallace is a G son, niggaz in alabama love that dude

  209. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    LF: LMFAO @ Mario’s pic on SOHH…nigga look like Blackula w/ a fivehead….

  210. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    If I didn’t shave for a month I could have a beard like Freeway

  211. E From BK Says:

    SMH @ all these little lucky mofos talking about they only shave once a week. I guess I got the Honduran side. If I go a day I will be looking scraggly like a mug. I just let it grow a line it up. My Andis is my friend.

  212. Belize Says:

    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
    If I didn’t shave for a month I could have a beard like Freeway

    ^ My hater spider senses are tingiling

  213. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    Belize Says:

    ^^^
    Good lookin with the Shyne Video…

    …Man a Bad Boy on the corner
    So move from on here, cause we a dange-rous
    Man a Bad Boy on the corner
    So move from on here, cause we a dange-rous

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooo, Sien!

  214. E From BK Says:

    No doubt Biddillz. Either Imus doesn’t care or he’s back on that narcotic.

  215. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    testing…testing….1,2,3

  216. Rey Says:

    @ Billz– Co-siggy all that.

    I’ve always been a “non-practicing” latino (my fahter, altho’ fluent, never taught me spanish, and I really don’t like beans), but they do us dirty on LI, and black folks still get it worse than the rest.

    Is it just me, or does anyone else think that it’s just way more okay now than say, ten years ago, to be openly classist and racist?

    Like, it seems like someone can know a minority and be cool with them and trust them and everything, but they’ll still be all “THOSE people” with the rest of said ethnic group.

    Like I’m sure Paris is cool with whatever socialite negro friends she may have, but I’m sure she’s all “nigger” about your random on the street black dude.

  217. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    Crazy88Since88 Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
    Belize Says:

    ^^^
    Good lookin with the Shyne Video…

    …Man a Bad Boy on the corner
    So move from on here, cause we a dange-rous
    Man a Bad Boy on the corner
    So move from on here, cause we a dange-rous

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooo, Sien!

    ^^^^
    …88 grabs lysol can & lighter, makes torch, cuts off office lights, crackas go crazy, 88 does Barrington Levy chant “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooo!!!”…

  218. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    ^ My hater spider senses are tingiling

    ^^^^^
    ?

  219. HERBAL KINT Says:

    landLORD Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    … Rutgers DOES have some nappy-headed ho’s though … Imus was correct in his assessment …

    SHIT RUTGERS IS THE STD CAPITAL OF THE WORLD THAT PLACE GOT MAD HO’S, HO’S FO SHO

    REAL TALK THEY SAY ONE OUT OF EVERY 3 GIRLS AT RUTGERS HAS AN STD, BUT THATS THE SCHOOL NOT LIMITED TO THE BASKETBALL TEAM

  220. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    I guess Imus gets a bigger spotlight, because his shit is televised, but I hear white radio moe foes saying ridiculous racist shit on the regular…..

  221. D. Billz Says:

    >>My Andis is my friend.

    ^CHUUCH! Lol. Every so often, my not-give-a-fuckness kicks in and I like to let my beard grow. Usually it’s in the winter season. But I can only do that but for so long, because by the 4th day I want to rip the skin off my face. Itch like a mofo. But I copped some Tea Tree oil & creme combo (no male massouse) that works pretty good.

  222. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    has anybody seen that 3-6 mafia reality show….kinda coonish and blatantly scripted, but entertaining, nonetheless….

  223. E From BK Says:

    Rey Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
    Like I’m sure Paris is cool with whatever socialite negro friends she may have, but I’m sure she’s all “nigger” about your random on the street black dude.
    ================================================
    And that’s what pisses me off with the Black people that be co-signing her. I will NEVER purchase a Luda CD behind that crap.

  224. HERBAL KINT Says:

    ^^ SIDENOTE : RUTGERS FINALLY GOT THEIR FIRST BIG IN STATE BASKETBALL RECRUIT DUDES A JUNIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL # 2 RECRUIT IN THE STATE AND HE ALREADY COMMITTED TO RUTGERS, FINALLY JERSEY KIDS HAVE A RESPECTABLE PROGRAM SO THEY CAN STAY IN JERSEY

    RUTGERS IS GONNA DO SOME BIG THINGS

  225. I Fux Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    has anybody seen that 3-6 mafia reality show….kinda coonish and blatantly scripted, but entertaining, nonetheless….

    ^^^ I wanted too but now that you mention it I will dvr the shit

  226. Belize Says:

    No problemo Crazy88

  227. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    altho’ fluent, never taught me spanish, and I really don’t like beans
    ^^^^^
    I love beans and I eat beans everyday

  228. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    Crazy88Since88 Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
    Crazy88Since88 Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
    Belize Says:

    ^^^
    Good lookin with the Shyne Video…

    …Man a Bad Boy on the corner
    So move from on here, cause we a dange-rous
    Man a Bad Boy on the corner
    So move from on here, cause we a dange-rous

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooo, Sien!

    ^^^^
    …88 grabs lysol can & lighter, makes torch, cuts off office lights, crackas go crazy, 88 does Barrington Levy chant “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooo!!!”…

    ^^^^
    On the telephone, she heard my voice
    Tell me to pick her up in my Rolls Royce
    If my Rolls Royce, is not for ladies
    Then girl I’m gonna take you in my Mercedes
    If my Mercedes will not fill up wit the disease
    Then girl I’m gonna take you in my Firebird
    If my Firebird cannot take the curve
    Girl put your ass in the damn Metro bus…

    So I draw from my tonic and I take one sip
    Should’ve seen me cause I gallop like a horse’ll get whipped
    Come quick yeahhhhhhhhh, come quick whoaaaaaaaaaa
    Cause you I love, and not another
    Although some may change, girl you know I will never
    I’ma love love love love love love you forever, oh-ii
    Always be there - for me
    Always be there
    Be there for me
    Ohhhhhhhhh, ayah, ayah, ayah, ayah, ayah
    Ohhhhhhhhh
    For me, for me…

    …88 rolls splif @ work…

  229. Dem aka Get Out My Way, Pimping Says:

    I’ve always been a “non-practicing” latino (my fahter, altho’ fluent, never taught me spanish, and I really don’t like beans), but they do us dirty on LI, and black folks still get it worse than the rest.

    Is it just me, or does anyone else think that it’s just way more okay now than say, ten years ago, to be openly classist and racist?

    Like, it seems like someone can know a minority and be cool with them and trust them and everything, but they’ll still be all “THOSE people” with the rest of said ethnic group.

    Like I’m sure Paris is cool with whatever socialite negro friends she may have, but I’m sure she’s all “nigger” about your random on the street black dude.

    ^^ underwritten… it’s fucking problem.

  230. Belize Says:

    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
    ^ My hater spider senses are tingiling

    ^^^^^
    ?
    ^ Just sayin, that I wish I could grow a freeway beard, just for a day that is..cuz..well…bitches aint feelin that shyt, and well…I love pussy

  231. It was written Says:

    Crazy 88 aka where da bitches aka I drown bitches when I make it rain:
    Ol’Cap’N Save’a’ho southern ass niggaz. Fuck them Kuntry bamma, kill a nigga for fuckin my baby momma who i aint fuck in 3 years, dumb ass GoldTeeth 2007 wearin, niggas did that up here 20years ago ass niggas. they will always be “behind”… “The Ass” of hip-hop.

    *dies*

    Rey aka emo aka this is how I feel aka this ain’t a scene :
    Is it just me, or does anyone else think that it’s just way more okay now than say, ten years ago, to be openly classist and racist?
    Like, it seems like someone can know a minority and be cool with them and trust them and everything, but they’ll still be all “THOSE people” with the rest of said ethnic group.
    Like I’m sure Paris is cool with whatever socialite negro friends she may have, but I’m sure she’s all “nigger” about your random on the street black dude.

    Concur. and fcuk Imus.nh.

  232. E From BK Says:

    Peace yall.

  233. Belize Says:

    Crazy88Since88 Says:

    …88 rolls splif @ work…

    ^ Pass that shyt!

  234. Rey Says:

    You know what it is?

    Everybody’s racist. Everybody believes in stereotypes. I *smh* at the latinos all dressed up in the laundrymat, goofy white boys will always get the ice grill from me, and if I see 2 or 3 black dudes in black and red around here, I think “fuck, bloods” (real talk: bloods are real active in brentwood, CI and assorted other poor minority areas around here)..

    I wouldn’t shun any of the above stated groups if they needed help or anything like that, but am I an asshole no better than Paris if the first thing that pops into my head is “Oh great: THEM.”?

  235. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    …(88 lights spliff)…
    I say she love and she driving me crazy
    I say she love and she driving me crazy
    It was the spot, Felipe around St. Johnny
    And in the spot Mr. Cat and Johnny Puffy
    The girl up there, me say she want the milk, and now she’s honey
    She found the place, I caught it and I really mak’er horney
    So me say, “Catch, you are my one and my only”
    She say, “I like it when you driving me crazy”
    Oh baby girl you know I love you, love you madly
    I said, “I love you like all the fish that go swimming out to sea”
    And I love you like all the pocket money, loves some money
    And I love you like all the curves on you, lover baby
    If all of my girls are leaving, then she go across the sea
    No matter baby girl, you’re the one I wanna dolly…

    …But I say let love go, then let a lover stay
    But I need to love the people that I met along the way
    But I’m hoping there’s a lot of the girls of these day
    I say dolly, ’shamy dolly my baby
    Oh, say dolly, ’shamy dolly my baby
    A me say dolly, me say dolly my baby
    A me say dolly, me say dolly my lady

  236. D. Billz Says:

    Is it just me, or does anyone else think that it’s just way more okay now than say, ten years ago, to be openly classist and racist?

    Like, it seems like someone can know a minority and be cool with them and trust them and everything, but they’ll still be all “THOSE people” with the rest of said ethnic group.

    Like I’m sure Paris is cool with whatever socialite negro friends she may have, but I’m sure she’s all “nigger” about your random on the street black dude.

    ^Agreed. Like I said, times have changed tremendously, and though racism is here to stay, I just wish we did more about it. For instance, in the last 3 years, 3 different colleges (2 of which were in MD) are havin’ these “Ghetto” Parties mockin’ and exploitin’ Black people. If that would have happened at College Park 10 years ago, it would have been a scene from Higher Learning all over again.

  237. Belize Says:

    E From BK are you related to E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA…if so..then this is a fmaily renuion! Break out the 40oz of Malt Lika!

  238. I Fux Says:

    E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    altho’ fluent, never taught me spanish, and I really don’t like beans
    ^^^^^
    I love beans and I eat beans everyday

    ^^^ Ya I fux with beans Peruvian to be exact…….or Garbanzo………….@ Rey ya teaching your kid to speak spanish if your latino is a must I think….I stay talking to my daughter in spanish and so does her grandparents so it helps

  239. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    If that would have happened at College Park 10 years ago, it would have been a scene from Higher Learning all over again.

    ***Co-sign…because 10 yrs ago, College Park’s close proximity to Langley Park meant that mad ghetto niggas were right next door…now it just means that you can buy tacos from a truck, 24-7…lol and j/k—kind of on topic….I hate driving out there, twice a week for class….next semester is strictly online, I think…

  240. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    Rey aka emo aka this is how I feel aka this ain’t a scene

    ^^lol

  241. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    …(88 plays Sizzla)… (stands up in desk, starts to throw water everywhere)…

    Sexiness you need some of mine, come’come kick it with me shorty (shorty)
    Give me that pussy every’Timeeee
    Now let me, work it work it hard yeah (*Ah!!!)

    That’s fine with me! Kome fuck with me girl
    Wine on my dick , I’m here to rock your world (Eh Eh!)

    That’s fine with me , I’m here to fuck you girl (Yes!)
    Wine on my dick (Dutty) I’m here to… WOO!!!!!

    …(water catchs up to 88, he slips wearing hard bottoms)…

  242. Rey Says:

    Alright gents.. I’m outtie.. Someone holla when Morpheus puts his 2 cents in.

    Peace.

  243. E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:

    teaching your kid to speak spanish if your latino is a must
    ^^^^
    Word, I’m fluent in Spanish too but the more languages you know the better

    E From BK are you related to E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA
    ^^^^^
    I doubt we are related but who knows maybe?

  244. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    later Renaldo Rey….

  245. green eyes Says:

    If that would have happened at College Park 10 years ago, it would have been a scene from Higher Learning all over again.

    ^ so what has changed in 10 years that is causing these cracka kids to thinkits a bright idea to hold “ghetto” parties and for the black student unions on campuses not to care until after the fact when the parties have garnered media attention?

  246. Yung Phuque aka Circle Yo Crib Says:

    pz rey

  247. D. Billz Says:

    You know what it is?

    Everybody’s racist. Everybody believes in stereotypes. I *smh* at the latinos all dressed up in the laundrymat, goofy white boys will always get the ice grill from me, and if I see 2 or 3 black dudes in black and red around here, I think “fuck, bloods” (real talk: bloods are real active in brentwood, CI and assorted other poor minority areas around here)..

    I wouldn’t shun any of the above stated groups if they needed help or anything like that, but am I an asshole no better than Paris if the first thing that pops into my head is “Oh great: THEM.”?

    ^I agree, but some of it is unwarranted. Being a Black man and lower on the totem pole as far as socio-economic status, I’m subjected to be around all types of people so I’m able to judge fairly. I usually express the utmost humility around those even I feel when don’t have shit in common or if I don’t like their characteristics. But someone like Paris has never had to be in the environment from which we came for her to judge someone so unabashedly. Yet, they continue to exploit our culture either because they are truly infatuated or just for the fuck of it because it’s the popular thing to do. And that disgusts me.

  248. Belize Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    April 9th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
    Is it just me, or does anyone else think that it’s just way more okay now than say, ten years ago, to be openly classist and racist?

    ^ Naw, its just that racism is now covered up by ignorant remarks, comments that are seen as comedy/jokes or avoidance. Now adays people who are racist just distance themselves or hide it real well cuz there are so many minorities now that dont