Bad Album Covers: Canibus
I haven’t done one of these posts in a minute. This is actually the second time I’ve thrown ‘Bis under the bus. I think you’ll agree that he brings this upon himself.
I haven’t done one of these posts in a minute. This is actually the second time I’ve thrown ‘Bis under the bus. I think you’ll agree that he brings this upon himself.
March 15th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
yup
March 15th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
first
March 15th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
weird…we were just talking about Canibus in the other thread
March 15th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
that cover is trash
March 15th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Canibus looks like the Yellow Bastard from “Sin City” in that pic….
March 15th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
.. i like the album cover … (no Calvin Broadus Jr.) …
… very Earth Wind & fire-esque …
March 15th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
landLORD Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
.. i like the album cover … (no Calvin Broadus Jr.) …
… very Earth Wind & fire-esque …
***woulda been straight, if they cropped Canibus out of the shot….
March 15th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
lol @ the perspective of the microphone
sooo off
March 15th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
I guess he figures he can put whatever he wants on the cover since no one will buy it.
March 15th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
canibus came hard at LL and then fell off like a muthafucka/now tell the truth nah right fam, who do you think won that battle LL vs canibus?
March 15th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Rich Boy must be related to Canibus some how…
March 15th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Fu#k a cover though. As long as the album knocks. Bus has stepped it up lately (no Bowflex)
March 15th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
good concept. TERRIBLE EXECUTION. very amateurish photoshop hack job.
March 15th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
KC Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
canibus came hard at LL and then fell off like a muthafucka/now tell the truth nah right fam, who do you think won that battle LL vs canibus?
^ whudup KaySee? On that battle I went with Canibus. LL had everything in his favour though.
March 15th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
who do you think won that battle LL vs canibus?
^^^^^
Canibus won lyrically and it wasn’t close but LL won buisness wise because he’s still releasing moderately successful(sp?) albums.
March 15th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Did anybody know that Canibus was born and raised in Jamaica? I just can’t see him with a Jamaican accent.
March 15th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
^ whudup KaySee? On that battle I went with Canibus. LL had everything in his favour though.
***”you little olive oyl slash gargoyle/pussy cat wrapped up in aluminum foil, ready to boil/I’mma tear the skin off ya as with 10 knuckles, rhymes so sweet, they make me chuckle like a name buckle” (c) Chapstick Man
LL’s comeback to Canibus’ scathing attacks was such triddash, it exposed him for the played out m’fukka he was…Last hot LL joint was “Doin’ It”, IMO
March 15th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
shit’s disgusting b
March 15th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
… Canibus won …
March 15th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
*tear rolls down face*
March 15th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
… bowflex is gay ? …
March 15th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Suspect LL Line: “Nigga you wanted the fame, now you’re famous overnight…famous for getting fucked by a stick of dynamite”
WTF?!?
March 15th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
After the battle, LL’s diss on the Goat album was good. He was able to do that since from a commercial aspect he won. Real hiphop heads know that Canibus won though.
March 15th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Funniest line in LL’s response to Canibus> “Tell me exactly what ear biter taught you…how to bust a nut or two? (Tyson voice): Yeah, that’s butter, boo!”
March 15th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Damn, somebody beat me to the punch.
That old album cover has Canibus looking like Rich Boy v1.
That means Richboy is REALLY Rich Boy v2.2. Gotta add .2 for all the ‘gangsta’ tats…upgrade [No halitosis girl].
March 15th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Rich Boy caught a bad case of down syndrome
March 15th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Es, Now you know how I feel about my boy, But that is actually a good cover. I can tell by his covers how good the album will be. The “Hip hop for sale” cover speeks for his self. Shit was crap. I expect big things
(?nullus?) (no bol) from him on this album.
…..Dam right I got my Canibus collection here at work….
*pokes chest out*
March 15th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Is the ‘C’ in Canibus supposed to be a partial moonshine on the mic?
March 15th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
I’m out Peace
March 15th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
landLORD Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
… bowflex is gay ?
^ nah, I was just playin’. So don’t be worried if you gotta bowflex set at home.
March 15th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Let me also reiterate that I’ve seen worse covers in the last 2 years. In fact, the art of cover art is dead.
March 15th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Suspect Canibus line:
“You aint got the skills to eat a nigga’s ass like me”
From Second Round KO
This is hands down the GAYEST lyric spit by any recording artist.
March 15th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
just chillin G7, yeah i gave it to canibus cuz that return of the ripper was cool but he didnt come like canibus did, but on 1,2,3,4 on LL’s album LL got at him and that was a good spark but he fell off after canibus responded. canibus disappeared like john forte for a moment and everybody said LL won which was bullshit/he tried to punk canibus and keep him from responding
March 15th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
FatBoY Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Suspect Canibus line:
“You aint got the skills to eat a nigga’s ass like meâ€
From Second Round KO
This is hands down the GAYEST lyric spit by any recording artist.
***Yup, we covered that in the last thread…
March 15th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Talk about the mc that couldn’t!
March 15th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Rizoh Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Let me also reiterate that I’ve seen worse covers in the last 2 years. In fact, the art of cover art is dead.
**Murder Weapons: a Pen and Pixel, lol
March 15th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
I think Biggie definitely got Can-I-Bus? covered on the gay lyrics. So does Sticky Fingaz [the name alone…ayo!]. Not to mention Busta has some homo-erotic outbursts from time to time.
March 15th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
I’ll still put these freestyles up against anybodys ANYBODYS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPDkhULtvFg
March 15th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
canibus still in the army???
March 15th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
killa jones Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
canibus still in the army???
***He got kicked out for failing a piss test..i know this for a fact, because my lil sis was stationed with him…..
March 15th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
All day meetings fucking suck, but I am back.
Canibus and Rich Boy resemble each other almost. Both some ugly mofos, but this album cover is dope though.
March 15th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
oh this shyt new
i think the album cover is cool, canibus just looks like prince/golem from lord of the rings.
March 15th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
# KC Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
canibus came hard at LL and then fell off like a muthafucka/now tell the truth nah right fam, who do you think won that battle LL vs canibus?
^^ IMHO…it was a 2nd round knockout
March 15th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Daaaaaaaaaaayum @
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“This is a domestic violence situation — once again we have an ugly specter of domestic violence here in Massachusetts,†Essex District Attorney Jonathan Blodgett said.
March 15th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
killa jones Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
oh this shyt new
i think the album cover is cool, canibus just looks like prince/golem from lord of the rings.
^^^ Exactly. I scrolled back up to peep the cover and that is what I was thinking. Couldn’t think of the name..lol
March 15th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
So Icon, was Canibus reputedly slaughering the rap groupies among the female recruits? I heard military girls get DOWN [from friends]. Also I messed with a girl in the Air Nat’l Guard, who schooled me on that. No offense to your sister of course.
P.S. Said Guard-girl DID get down!
March 15th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
>> weird…we were just talking about Canibus in the other thread
i was joking when i said eskay was a tyrant
yo can someone gimme a run down of that sophia stewart shit
March 15th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Germ Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
So Icon, was Canibus reputedly slaughering the rap groupies among the female recruits? I heard military girls get DOWN [from friends]. Also I messed with a girl in the Air Nat’l Guard, who schooled me on that. No offense to your sister of course.
P.S. Said Guard-girl DID get down!
***My sister said he was a cool, humble dude, but that the females at Ft. Leonard Wood (not making the name up, lol) were on his jock heavy, so I assume he got down with the getdown (no 70s slang)….she said that the higher ups couldn’t stand him, because his presence was a distraction….
March 15th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
@Icon
in the other thread I mentioned that DMX got all happy when Canibus “I’ll eat a rapper’s ass line” NHJIC I found it here it is Hilarious shit
.youtube.com/watch?v=vhhPAPRA0is
March 15th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
@ nation- check her site out
www.sophiaoracle.com
March 15th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhhPAPRA0is
March 15th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
top a the mornin crumbs
March 15th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
>> “You aint got the skills to eat a nigga’s ass like meâ€
lmao. i’m in the back row with the teacher eye-balling me with my face on the keyboard
March 15th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
***My sister said he was a cool, humble dude, but that the females at Ft. Leonard Wood (not making the name up, lol) were on his jock heavy, so I assume he got down with the getdown (no 70s slang)….she said that the higher ups couldn’t stand him, because his presence was a distraction….
^^
they should have send his ass to Iraq ASAP
to battle terrorism ()no freestyle
March 15th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
good mornin’ sour
March 15th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
@ nation
Basically, sophia stewart wrote “The Third Eye” book which the greedy fucks at Hollywood stole and borrowed and plundered from to make Terminator and Matrix movies…
oh, and she got $0.00 for it until she took them to court. and i don’t even know if it’s been settled.
March 15th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
^^^Someone mentioned that she got 100 million
March 15th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
whaddup, Sour
March 15th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
to be fair, im thinkin that first cover was more of a parady of itself.. the title was hip hop for sale, that should tell you something..
this one… yeah good idea poor execution, but thats the cost of not being on a major, and i’ve seen far worse. pick any master p cover, for instance.
March 15th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
I’m curious about Sophia Stewart’s book, but there’s no way I’m dropping $50-100…bitch, get a publisher/distributor, lol
March 15th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
>> check her site out
yerr, but it’s her word against.. the watchout-ski brothers or what? what the bidness is
March 15th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
..but yeah like i was saying, white people stay stealing shit.
March 15th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
iCon, that’s DMX sitting beside him?
March 15th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
>> ..but yeah like i was saying, white people stay stealing shit.
when black people steal shit, you stay saying your kids gotta eat. our grandchildren’s grandchildren gotta eat too yo
crackas ain’t playing fair
March 15th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
yo just wait until billz gets a look at dem pyramids
March 15th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Yeah, his covers are wack….but the one in the rolls was supposed to be sarcastic, che ck the title of the album and think about it. Maybe I’m wrong, but the way Es commented it sounded like he thought he was actually trying to floss…..he can’t be that stupid. He ain’t ballin like that….
March 15th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
E AKA THE REAL NORIEAGA Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Rich Boy caught a bad case of down syndrome
^^Late repsonse.
I declare that nigga the TIMMAAYYYY of the rap industry (c) southpark
All richboy need is a wheel chair and to call out is name for no got damn reason…….
“RICHBOYYYYY!!!!!”
March 15th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
“Ask Canibus, he ain’t understandin this
Cause ninety-nine percent of his fans, don’t exist” - LL Cool Gay
that was the knock down punch for Canibus right there, hahaha
March 15th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Oh Brutha Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
@ nation
Basically, sophia stewart wrote “The Third Eye†book which the greedy fucks at Hollywood stole and borrowed and plundered from to make Terminator and Matrix movies…
oh, and she got $0.00 for it until she took them to court. and i don’t even know if it’s been settled.
^
werd thas crazy, just heard about that….thas fucked up cuz them white boys got heavy credit for it n paper
u got anymore info on that lady….website??
March 15th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Dem Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
..but yeah like i was saying, white people stay stealing shit.
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… Chuuuuch ! …(no Creflo Dollar) …
March 15th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Worst rap album covers ever:
www.thehyena.net/pivot/entry.php?id=66
Funny ish…
March 15th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
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tinyurl.com/zyafh
Crazy shit..
March 15th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
nation Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
yo just wait until billz gets a look at dem pyramids
***Ol Conspiracy Theory ass nigga, lol
March 15th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
killa jones Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
they should have send his ass to Iraq ASAP
to battle terrorism ()no freestyle
^^^^
LMAO @ the thought of Canibus trying to battle terrorism with a freestyle. Polysyllabic rhyme-scheme and nerd-boy chemistry references aren’t going to do much against rocks, gunshots, and institutionalized hatred of Western values.
March 15th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
>>in the other thread I mentioned that DMX got all happy when Canibus “I’ll eat a rapper’s ass line†NHJIC I found it here it is Hilarious shit
youtube.com/watch?v=vhhPAPRA0is
^ X was mad giddy when Bis said that line. Too funny!!!
March 15th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
@ Killa
she got her website at sophiaoracle.com
March 15th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
>> I declare that nigga the TIMMAAYYYY of the rap industry (c) southpark
All richboy need is a wheel chair and to call out is name for no got damn reason…….
Krazy Kripplez. real talk there’s a couple rappers missing chromosomes
March 15th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
“when black people steal shit, you stay saying your kids gotta eat. our grandchildren’s grandchildren gotta eat too yo”
^^
i’m glad you se my point. we steal the stereo from your car and get a year in the bing, you steal an election and become president. iunno.. maybe we should step our theft game up.
March 15th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
I heard Canibus was up in my neck of the woods (nhjic) for a little while when he was on duty….I think he was somewhere in up Seattle/Tacoma…
March 15th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
@Oh Brutha
good look
March 15th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
LMAO @
9. Hot Boyz - Let ‘Em Burn
See if you can count the number of Photoshop filters in this image. Somebody needs to talk to their prop department, because it looks like they are about to be put to death in a bunch of salon hairdryers. The two rappers in the middle look terribly bored, but they attempt to pose by gripping the wooden chairs that they stole from someone’s garage sale. I don’t think the one on the far left even knew that the picture was being taken. However, the real hero is the one on the far right. Despite the fact that he is about to be put to death for the crime of abusing image editing software, he still manages to flash his bling at the camera. I don’t know why fire is circling their feet, but I like to imagine it is because a spark from their electric chairs lit one gigantic collective fart unleashed by the group at the very moment the executioner pulled the switch.
March 15th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
* with too many chromosomes
March 15th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
nation Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
>> I declare that nigga the TIMMAAYYYY of the rap industry (c) southpark
All richboy need is a wheel chair and to call out is name for no got damn reason…….
Krazy Kripplez. real talk there’s a couple rappers missing chromosomes
^^LMAO
March 15th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Phuque Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
I heard Canibus was up in my neck of the woods (nhjic) for a little while when he was on duty….I think he was somewhere in up Seattle/Tacoma…
***That’s where Ft. Lewis is…where my sister was stationed with him–I fucked up and said Ft. Leonard Wood, earlier…
March 15th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
>> i’m glad you se my point. we steal the stereo from your car and get a year in the bing, you steal an election and become president. iunno.. maybe we should step our theft game up.
that’s real talk
March 15th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Dem Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
“when black people steal shit, you stay saying your kids gotta eat. our grandchildren’s grandchildren gotta eat too yoâ€
^^
i’m glad you se my point. we steal the stereo from your car and get a year in the bing, you steal an election and become president. iunno.. maybe we should step our theft game up.
^^*cosign* DC re-elected a crackhead mayor but wait was that a steal or give away?
March 15th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
LF:
This is a good & bad feeling. I was at luch in line at this philly cheesestake place, and there was this couple there. A tall brotha (even taller that me & I’m 6′2) and this stripper, tanned, tittay implanted white chick. Well…..they were ahead of me and do you know that as soon as homeboy wasn’t paying attenttion, she turns around and gives me the up & down look with the big flirty eyes and smile. I smiled back, but felt bad cuz Ol’ dude had no clue. All these ho’s nowadays are just triffling
March 15th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
***That’s where Ft. Lewis is…where my sister was stationed with him–I fucked up and said Ft. Leonard Wood, earlier…
^^Word…I couldn’t remember the name either….I’m about 3 hours away and I haven’t been there in years…
March 15th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Does anyone have the link to the Devin Album IllChange sent me one it doesnt have work hit me at shwaniaram@gmail.com
March 15th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
*does elaborate NahRight secret handshake*
Dude looks like Gollum.
March 15th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
LMAO @
9. Hot Boyz - Let ‘Em Burn
See if you can count the number of Photoshop filters in this image. Somebody needs to talk to their prop department, because it looks like they are about to be put to death in a bunch of salon hairdryers. The two rappers in the middle look terribly bored, but they attempt to pose by gripping the wooden chairs that they stole from someone’s garage sale. I don’t think the one on the far left even knew that the picture was being taken. However, the real hero is the one on the far right. Despite the fact that he is about to be put to death for the crime of abusing image editing software, he still manages to flash his bling at the camera. I don’t know why fire is circling their feet, but I like to imagine it is because a spark from their electric chairs lit one gigantic collective fart unleashed by the group at the very moment the executioner pulled the switch.
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Yeah, this cover is wack, but, sorry dog, I’m not a big fan of theirs, but at least I know their names….”guy on the far left….guy on the right….” You don’t know who that is?!?!
March 15th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
what up icon, nation, g7?
March 15th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Yeah, this cover is wack, but, sorry dog, I’m not a big fan of theirs, but at least I know their names….â€guy on the far left….guy on the right….†You don’t know who that is?!?!
***Good point, lol….
March 15th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
whaddup, Sour
^^*cosign* DC re-elected a crackhead mayor but wait was that a steal or give away?
***Easy, nah…lol
March 15th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Never has anyone tried so much to look hard and failed so utterly. If you are holding a Tec-9 and look soft, it’s time to get out of the rap game.
DAMN!
What’s good with the hatred from you boi iCon???
thehyena.net/archives/archive_2005-m10.php#e67
March 15th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Mac Brown Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
LF:
This is a good & bad feeling. I was at luch in line at this philly cheesestake place, and there was this couple there. A tall brotha (even taller that me & I’m 6′2) and this stripper, tanned, tittay implanted white chick. Well…..they were ahead of me and do you know that as soon as homeboy wasn’t paying attenttion, she turns around and gives me the up & down look with the big flirty eyes and smile. I smiled back, but felt bad cuz Ol’ dude had no clue. All these ho’s nowadays are just triffling
^^dont feel bad dude knows the name of the game, ole girl was showing that she is choosing you, but i hope its not a love thing with’em cuz you can’t turn a hoe into a house wife
March 15th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
I might make that Big Bear album cover my screensaver…that shit is pure over the top (no armwrestling movie) unintentional hilarity @ its finest
March 15th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
When ever everyone talks about Canibus, its always about how he fell off after the LL battle. How is that possible when he came out with Rip The Jacker 5 and a half years later?
Its honestly one of the best albums I ever heard.
March 15th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
I might make that Big Bear album cover my screensaver…that shit is pure over the top (no armwrestling movie) unintentional hilarity @ its finest
^^dude looks like a gay bear wrestler
March 15th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
LOL @ F&L and “Re-up” making this worst covers list:
www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/feature/40185/Staff_List_Top_25_Worst_Album_Covers_of_2006
March 15th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Holy shit.. I just got done reading the Big Bear album cover thing.. I definitely l’d my a off.
March 15th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
4. M$. Tee - Having Thing$
^^LMFAO….you gotta be kidding me…..that shit COULDN’T have been done seriously….
March 15th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
… Sophia Stewart DEFINITELY could get the bozack …
March 15th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
This next joint has to be straight up, the worst album cover ever…Eskay needs to cut Lupe some slack….looks like Devin the Dude bit off this joint….
www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000004V4/cenedellacom-20
March 15th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
>>>>I definitely l’d my a off.
———————-
… when keeping it clean goes wrong … j/k Homes …
March 15th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
The Big Bear (no homo……..just because……… damn no homo) album cover is reason number 2,347,496,836,493,346 that Penn & Pixel were menions(sp?) of the DEVIL
March 15th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
This next joint has to be straight up, the worst album cover ever…Eskay needs to cut Lupe some slack….looks like Devin the Dude bit off this joint….
amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000004V4/cenedellacom-20
^what the F? That cover is gonna give me the shits.
March 15th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
No Big Bear but Mac your are taking my throne for the Women stories…………..LMAO at Big Bear
March 15th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
LF: What’s the scoop on the two unreleased joints on that Biggie Greatest Hits album? Are they official, authentic 90’s joints or some shit Puff made up in the lab last week? If they’re authentic I’m gonna dl’ em
March 15th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
I Fux Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
No Big Bear but Mac your are taking my throne for the Women stories…………..LMAO at Big Bear
^^Its just funny cuz this shit happens all the time. Its always chicks with boyfriends are even married chicks that give me the most play for some strange reason. Hell, there’s this married chick at my job now that keeps throwing signals at me like NR throws insults to hootie.
I’ll have to get a female opinion on why that is.
If greenie or Shan were here maybe they could answer.
March 15th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
G7 Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
LF: What’s the scoop on the two unreleased joints on that Biggie Greatest Hits album? Are they official, authentic 90’s joints or some shit Puff made up in the lab last week? If they’re authentic I’m gonna dl’ em
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
One of them uses the 3rd verse to “What you want” aka the song with Hov off duets..
The other is Ja Rule & Ralph Tresvant and two verses from the RTD version of One More Chance–at least i think it is.. “When it comes to sex, I’m similar to the Thrilla in Manila”–That one.
—Someone wanna tell me why they have some B-Side remix to M.E.T.H.O.D. Man on the Wu-Tang Greatest Hits album? I’m listening to that CD right now and it’s a damm shame that the original isn’t on there. Was there some kinda label problem or are they just doing that so they can release another greatest hits joint with it on it to get people’s money twice?
March 15th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
I like both of the “unreleased” songs, but I’m easy like that. (No The Real World)
March 15th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Rey Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
G7 Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
LF: What’s the scoop on the two unreleased joints on that Biggie Greatest Hits album? Are they official, authentic 90’s joints or some shit Puff made up in the lab last week? If they’re authentic I’m gonna dl’ em
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
One of them uses the 3rd verse to “What you want†aka the song with Hov off duets..
The other is Ja Rule & Ralph Tresvant and two verses from the RTD version of One More Chance–at least i think it is.. “When it comes to sex, I’m similar to the Thrilla in Manilaâ€â€“That one
========
thanks Rey. No need to download those then.
March 15th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Rey Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
I like both of the “unreleased†songs, but I’m easy like that. (No The Real World)
^ I hear you. But I was hoping for some authentic stuff. Lets just hope they let big R.I.P. for good now. You can only recycle his verses for so long.
March 15th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
landLORD Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
… bowflex is gay ? …
^Nah… but really… what grown ass man works out on the bowflex?
Total Gym > Bowflex
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
nation Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
yo just wait until billz gets a look at dem pyramids
***Ol Conspiracy Theory ass nigga, lol
^Oh, I already know Can-I know what’s up about the pyramids. He was spittin’ about it in that link Plug put up on NR about a month ago.
landLORD Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
… Sophia Stewart DEFINITELY could get the bozack …
^Thought I was the only one, lol.
March 15th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
ODB was ill back before he got all drugged up. It’s a damm shame.
RIP ODB, Osirus, Big Baby Jesus, Dirt McGirt.
Da Mystery of Chessboxin’ is up!!
March 15th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
welcome back, Dikembillz
March 15th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
G7 Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
LF: What’s the scoop on the two unreleased joints on that Biggie Greatest Hits album? Are they official, authentic 90’s joints or some shit Puff made up in the lab last week? If they’re authentic I’m gonna dl’ em
^^^^^^^^^
There’s no way Biggie did a song with Ja Rule before 97. He didn’t even blow until after Jigga, and Jigga didn’t blow until ‘98. I’m sure at the time, Ja was still grinding with his Cash Money Click, working P/T at the bodega, and begging Irv for cameos.
March 15th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Rey Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
ODB was ill back before he got all drugged up. It’s a damm shame.
RIP ODB, Osirus, Big Baby Jesus, Dirt McGirt.
Da Mystery of Chessboxin’ is up!!
***I was playing “Return to the 36 chamber” in the ride last week…wifey was looking at me like I was bumping a Jerky Boys album or some shit, though, but w/e, w/e…
March 15th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
G7 Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Rey Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
I like both of the “unreleased†songs, but I’m easy like that. (No The Real World)
^ I hear you. But I was hoping for some authentic stuff. Lets just hope they let big R.I.P. for good now. You can only recycle his verses for so long.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Amen. I thought Duets was good–some stuff didn’t work, but for the most part it was solid IMO, but they need to let dude be.
March 15th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Rey Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
ODB was ill back before he got all drugged up. It’s a damm shame.
RIP ODB, Osirus, Big Baby Jesus, Dirt McGirt.
Da Mystery of Chessboxin’ is up!!
***I was playing “Return to the 36 chamber†in the ride last week…wifey was looking at me like I was bumping a Jerky Boys album or some shit, though, but w/e, w/e…
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
36 Chambers ODB > ODB Afterwards.
But “Return” had a few good ‘uns.
March 15th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Fuck that “Best of Big” ish…this Mic Boogie Big mixtape is off the chain, though…plus it’s free
therapup.blogspot.com/2007/03/freebie-friday-biggie-boogie.html
March 15th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
welcome back, Dikembillz
^I was about to suggest you use a disclaimer until I kept readin’ over and over like… “ohhh, he meant like Dikembe”, lol. But yeah, thanks…
March 15th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Work beckons.
I’m out like Weezy F. Baby. (please say ‘da baby!)
March 15th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
^I was about to suggest you use a disclaimer until I kept readin’ over and over like… “ohhh, he meant like Dikembeâ€, lol. But yeah, thanks…
***LOL…My subconscious forgot to give me the “Ayyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooo”….good catch, though (no Plug fishing @ lunch like Opie Taylor or some shit)
March 15th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
lol.. there is MUCH WORSE in XXL magazines.. so bad that they dont even desrve the publicity..
March 15th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Where Plug at? I know he’s somewhere at his gov’t job printin’ out 50 copies of this page before Eskay’s server crash again, lol.
Nathan’s > Ballpark > Eskay www.tinyurl.com/35eu3y
“You hotdog niggas get nathan” (c) Jadakiss
March 15th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
The Mad rapper f/ 50 cent - What you gon’a Do
www.hiphopgame.com/index2.php3?page=tracks1
It says its new but im not sure, I’ve never heard it before… does anyone know if its new or old?
March 15th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Billz
How the hell did you find that?!?
March 15th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
“You aint got the skills to eat a nigga’s ass like meâ€
^^LMAO its even funnier watching DMX’s reaction for the upteenth time………………No Iced Grizzly Bears
March 15th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
“Nathan’s > Ballpark > Eskay www.tinyurl.com/35eu3y
“You hotdog niggas get nathan†(c) Jadakiss ”
^^
bwa!! ha! ha.
yo do you’ll got nation’s burgers (no nation) over there (where ever there is)? shit is on POINT.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
*angrily stuffs late pass in DBillz shirt pocket* (c) Bill Cowher …
D. Billz Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Erick Sermon: gay too
^Gotta watch those L.I.’ers
*ducks*
———————————–
… Brentwood High School > Baltimore School of Suspect Arts …
March 15th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
tinyurl.com/38aoet
i’d do it
March 15th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Mac Brown Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Billz
How the hell did you find that?!?
***Esskay’s a major brand out here in the Wash-Bmore area, like Oscar Mayer or some shit…
March 15th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Mims got another song…
Like This…
and i’m gonna catch hatred for this…
but….
it’s not that bad
*dips out the room*
March 15th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Mac Brown Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Billz
How the hell did you find that?!?
^Lol… Esskay’s are the official franks of the Baltimore Orioles. Those have been around for years. And just like Eskay, they need to find a way to spruce up their product to stay relevant again before the competition catches up.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
***Esskay’s a major brand out here in the Wash-Bmore area, like Oscar Mayer or some shit…
Oh……….
We aIn’T GotZ dem DaRn BrAnds of HoTDAWGs dOwn heRrr in TX.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Sorry, I had to:
Wu Tang’s “Triumph” video > Pretty much every other rap video ever.
landLORD Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
*angrily stuffs late pass in DBillz shirt pocket* (c) Bill Cowher …
D. Billz Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Erick Sermon: gay too
^Gotta watch those L.I.’ers
*ducks*
———————————–
… Brentwood High School > Baltimore School of Suspect Arts …
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Even the Ross Bldg. (Rey = Sonderling kid)
March 15th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
… M.I.M.S. > any one in G-Unit …
*dips out the room with Oh Brotha*
(no man-date at Jimmy’s Uptown)
March 15th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
landLORD Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
*angrily stuffs late pass in DBillz shirt pocket* (c) Bill Cowher …
D. Billz Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Erick Sermon: gay too
^Gotta watch those L.I.’ers
*ducks*
———————————–
… Brentwood High School > Baltimore School of Suspect Arts …
^lmao… I was like damn… hopefully the snowball will hit him before he can retaliate.
*smiles after he pisses off the coach* (c) T.O.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
landLORD Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
… M.I.M.S. > any one in G-Unit …
*dips out the room with Oh Brotha*
(no man-date at Jimmy’s Uptown)
^Milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it (c) Moo Psi Moo, “Hits” (no VP who allowed that show to ever air in the first place)
March 15th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
NEW YORK - A last-minute witness emerged as the city anxiously awaited word from a grand jury weighing the case of five police officers who unleashed a 50-bullet barrage that killed an unarmed man on his wedding day, authorities said.
The Queens district attorney’s office said a man came forward Wednesday to say he witnessed the shooting and had information about it, office spokesman Kevin Ryan said.
The killing of Sean Bell, 23, and the wounding of his bachelor party guests Joseph Guzman and Trent Benefield on Nov. 25 raised questions about police tactics and prompted vigils and protests by civil rights activists.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Forgot to post the title of that article:
New witness emerges in NYC police slay case
Police: Man saw shots fired at cops before they killed unarmed groom
March 15th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Mac Brown Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Billz
How the hell did you find that?!?
***Esskay’s a major brand out here in the Wash-Bmore area, like Oscar Mayer or some shit…
^Yall got ‘em out in the District too? Didn’t know that. Now that yall got the Nationals, them shits probably get boycotted in grocery stores, lol. I don’t eat hotdogs anymore, but Nathan’s were definitely the best ones.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
“..thrown ‘Bis under the bus..”
wait, holdon… i think that was supposed to be clever..
March 15th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Forgot to post the title of that article:
New witness emerges in NYC police slay case
Police: Man saw shots fired at cops before they killed unarmed groom
^Fuckin’ liars.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Rey says
>>>Even the Ross Bldg. (Rey = Sonderling kid)
——————————
… Ross (landLORD) > Sonderling …
… South Jr High > West Jr High …
March 15th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
D. Billz Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Where Plug at? I know he’s somewhere at his gov’t job printin’ out 50 copies of this page before Eskay’s server crash again, lol.
——–
Dam right
March 15th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
^Yall got ‘em out in the District too? Didn’t know that. Now that yall got the Nationals, them shits probably get boycotted in grocery stores, lol. I don’t eat hotdogs anymore, but Nathan’s were definitely the best ones.
***Nah, we know that two MLB teams can peacefully coexist…now your boy Angelos, that’s another story….co-sign on Nathan’s, even though talking about hot dogs has me contemplating a n/h disclaimer, lol
March 15th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
# D. Billz Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Forgot to post the title of that article:
New witness emerges in NYC police slay case
Police: Man saw shots fired at cops before they killed unarmed groom
^Fuckin’ liars.
It’s reached a tipping point in NYC.. 2 days.. 4 attacks on police.. they need a scape goat to avoid more violence
March 15th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Plug Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
D. Billz Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Where Plug at? I know he’s somewhere at his gov’t job printin’ out 50 copies of this page before Eskay’s server crash again, lol.
——–
Dam right
***Cues Plug’s whistled theme song (no Juelz Santana)
March 15th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
*checks to make sure it’s safe*
*shouts like Ezell in Friday*
Tocarra Jones can GET IT!
tinyurl.com/3ybymz
*leaves for the next few hrs*
March 15th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
EggBeaters > Wife Beaters
March 15th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
canibus, as usual, doing too much.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Dolemite > Dogfite
March 15th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
New witness emerges in NYC police slay case
Police: Man saw shots fired at cops before they killed unarmed groom.
whatever.a old spanish man sais this.come on.
whoever is responsible for bringing 8 ball jackets back to ny needs to be shot.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
RIP, Sean Bell.
landLORD Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Rey says
>>>Even the Ross Bldg. (Rey = Sonderling kid)
——————————
… Ross (landLORD) > Sonderling …
… South Jr High > West Jr High …
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You gotta be outcho’ cot damm mind.
West Middle = Brand name ish
South middle = No Frills ish.
–Fin–
March 15th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Finger poppin > Jackin off.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Tito Santana > Juelz Santana
March 15th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Oh Brutha Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
*checks to make sure it’s safe*
*shouts like Ezell in Friday*
Tocarra Jones can GET IT!
—————————-
*blank stare*
… somebody tell homie, the girl is mine … (no Paul McCartney and MJ) …
March 15th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
“# 456 Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
canibus, as usual, doing too much.”
^^ i’m thinking about quitting.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
>Police: Man saw shots fired at cops before they killed unarmed groom
^shit is maaaad suspect. why is this the first we hearing of this?
March 15th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Stripper Chick > $200 hooker on craigslist
March 15th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
This “Unbelievable”mixtape is a good listen, even though most of the verses are dated….
March 15th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Crazy88Since88 Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Stripper Chick > $200 hooker on craigslist
^^^
$200 Hooker on craigslist > Sweat’n bitches on myspace.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
***Nah, we know that two MLB teams can peacefully coexist…now your boy Angelos, that’s another story….co-sign on Nathan’s, even though talking about hot dogs has me contemplating a n/h disclaimer, lol
^Lol… same here… somethin’ about the discussion of that type of food just requires all types of paranoid disclaimers. On that note, got a story, like to hear it? Hear it go (c) David Alan Grier…
Yo, one time it was me and some homies… we just left the club and was hungry than a muhfucka. We ended up at Denny’s (it was the only joint open and closest to school). This mofo named Tony, who was on the b-ball team (and was garbage, btw) took forever to order his food. When he finally makes up his mind, money tells the waitress, “does this come with sausage? I don’t want patties, give me all links instead”… YO! Mind you this was ‘03 at the beginning of Cam’s “No Homo” disclaimer… we clowned that mofo from the time he said that until about 4 months later. Hilarious.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
whoever is responsible for bringing 8 ball jackets back to ny needs to be shot.
^i think we can officially say hiphop is devolving. next thing you know somebody gonna bring back the jherri curl
“i’m scared of the future…”
March 15th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
… lol @ Rey …
… stop lying, you know you went to St. Joseph’s …
… ol” parochial school, plaid uniform, skirt wearin’ nucka …
… lol …
March 15th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Crazy88Since88 Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Crazy88Since88 Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Stripper Chick > $200 hooker on craigslist
^^^
$200 Hooker on craigslist > Sweat’n bitches on myspace.
^^^
Sweaty bitches on myspace = $20 hooker near Newark NJ airport (c) Herbal Knit…LOL…
March 15th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
^^^That’s some funny shit….yoooooo, why is Ness kinda ripping his verse on “Live at the BBQ”…the name of the song is blasphemy, though…..
March 15th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
^i think we can officially say hiphop is devolving. next thing you know somebody gonna bring back the jherri curl
***Ja Rule is trying….
March 15th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
WTF @
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17627063/
March 15th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
***Ja Rule is trying….
^smh @ this member of five star
March 15th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Crazy88Since88 Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Crazy88Since88 Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Stripper Chick > $200 hooker on craigslist
^^^
$200 Hooker on craigslist > Sweat’n bitches on myspace.
^^^
Sweaty bitches on myspace = $20 hooker near Newark NJ airport (c) Herbal Knit…LOL…
^^^
Craigslist Hookers in M.D. > $20 hooker near Newark NJ Airport (c) D.Billz… Church!
March 15th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
>>>>>“I felt empty,†Crystal told the Star Tribune of Minneapolis. “I couldn’t talk to anyone. He was my dog. It was just me and him. … I told him everything and he never shared any of my secrets.â€
—————————-
… WHHHUUUTTT ?!? … (c) Lil Jon …
March 15th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
>>whoever is responsible for bringing 8 ball jackets back to ny needs to be shot.
^On the realz, I was thinkin’ about coppin’ one off Ebay wayyyy before Kayslay started rockin’ ‘em. I had the kicks in mind that I was gonna cop and the whole nine. Next think I know, this fucker pops up on the internet with a leather 8 ball short set. I changed my mind after that.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Craigslist Hookers in M.D. > $20 hooker near Newark NJ Airport (c) D.Billz… Church!
***Real pimp niggas spend no dough on no booty (c) Nigga who 50 bought a $200 milkshake for in the “Window Shopper” video
March 15th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Craigslist Hookers in M.D. > $20 hooker near Newark NJ Airport (c) D.Billz… Church!
^Sheeeeeit… if you from outta town (above the Mason-Dixon), got a whip, can afford to get in the club, and a place to smash… these heffas will give it up like aborted babies.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
ice cube was the only rapper that i didnt mind having a jherri curl.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Craigslist Hookers in M.D. > $20 hooker near Newark NJ Airport (c) D.Billz… Church!
***Real pimp niggas spend no dough on no booty (c) Nigga who 50 bought a $200 milkshake for in the “Window Shopper†video
^^^
Ma$e Murda > Pastor Mason Betha
…i wonder why Ma$e aint get a Show on BET yet to replace that Old Pimp Bobby Jones?
March 15th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
^Sheeeeeit… if you from outta town (above the Mason-Dixon), got a whip, can afford to get in the club, and a place to smash… these heffas will give it up like aborted babies.
***Exactly…I ain’t payin’ for that (c) Foxxy Brown, in any situation which requires the exchange of currency for merchandise
March 15th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Craigslist Hookers in M.D. > $20 hooker near Newark NJ Airport (c) D.Billz… Church!
***Real pimp niggas spend no dough on no booty (c) Nigga who 50 bought a $200 milkshake for in the “Window Shopper†video
^Yo… now that you mention that… purchasing another man a milkshake is VERY fuckin’ suspect. I mean, if you want the few dollars to cop it and we cool, whateva. But purchase you a milkshake and watch you sip it? LOL Da fuck?!?
March 15th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
***Real pimp niggas spend no dough on no booty (c) Nigga who 50 bought a $200 milkshake for in the “Window Shopper†video
^i’m ready to say that moment was the literal end of both dem niggas careers
March 15th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
***Exactly…I ain’t payin’ for that (c) Foxxy Brown, in any situation which requires the exchange of currency for merchandise
^Lol… that’s why I need to take a trip down south, so I can feel like a superstar and smash like a roach on the wall.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
ice cube was the only rapper that i didnt mind having a jherri curl.
^eazy rocked it till his last day.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
456 aka Prince of Zamunda… What’s good chiefster? Ol’ sneak-in-the-back-door (no Phoenix offense) ass mofo.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
D. Billz Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Craigslist Hookers in M.D. > $20 hooker near Newark NJ Airport (c) D.Billz… Church!
^Sheeeeeit… if you from outta town (above the Mason-Dixon), got a whip, can afford to get in the club, and a place to smash… these heffas will give it up like aborted babies.
**So you saying MD ho’s won’t fuck with down south nigs?!??
March 15th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
D. Billz Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
***Exactly…I ain’t payin’ for that (c) Foxxy Brown, in any situation which requires the exchange of currency for merchandise
^Lol… that’s why I need to take a trip down south, so I can feel like a superstar and smash like a roach on the wall.
^^^
Craigslist ATL Hookers = ATL Best Strippers
March 15th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
…i wonder why Ma$e aint get a Show on BET yet to replace that Old Pimp Bobby Jones
$$$$
I think a Ma$e reality show would be cool. I think ALOT of people would be interested in finding out just what the fuck be goin through his mind
March 15th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Mac Brown Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
D. Billz Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Craigslist Hookers in M.D. > $20 hooker near Newark NJ Airport (c) D.Billz… Church!
^Sheeeeeit… if you from outta town (above the Mason-Dixon), got a whip, can afford to get in the club, and a place to smash… these heffas will give it up like aborted babies.
**So you saying MD ho’s won’t fuck with down south nigs?!??
^^^
Craigslist A.Z. Hookers > Craigslist ATL & Newark NJ Hookers (c) Herbal Knit
March 15th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
**So you saying MD ho’s won’t fuck with down south nigs?!??
^As long as you’re not on any bamma type shit I’m assuming they would. Most mofos from the South don’t really come to B’more though. Even when they come here for school, most leave right after graduating.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
456 aka Prince of Zamunda
^what up billz. hold on, the royal bathers are just finishing up…
March 15th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Foekist Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
…i wonder why Ma$e aint get a Show on BET yet to replace that Old Pimp Bobby Jones
$$$$
I think a Ma$e reality show would be cool. I think ALOT of people would be interested in finding out just what the fuck be goin through his mind
^^^
See’n Pastor Mason Betha Pass The Holy Ghost to Jim Jones > See’n Ma$e Pass The Piff to Jim Jones (On BET on a Sunday Morning)
March 15th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Most mofos from the South don’t really come to B’more though. Even when they come here for school, most leave right after graduating.
***And m’fukkas say Southern cats are slow….
March 15th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
i never knew you could get hookers off craigslist. I ain’t gonna lie back in high school I swooped a couple up for the thrill (no eddie murphy). Yawl my ninjas so I keeps it rizzeeeeal
March 15th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Edit: I can’t speak for MD as a whole. B’more and the rest of MD are two different worlds, lol.
It’s like comparing Brooklyn to Rochester.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
I ain’t gonna lie back in high school I swooped a couple up for the thrill
$$$$
But you couldn’t pay me enough to do that mess now, I seen 2 many episodes of COPS. I’d see my life flash before my eyes as the blue and red lights start flashing.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Foekist Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
i never knew you could get hookers off craigslist. I ain’t gonna lie back in high school I swooped a couple up for the thrill (no eddie murphy). Yawl my ninjas so I keeps it rizzeeeeal
***A nigga like me was in the Navy for 4 yrs, and we spent 6 months at sea at a time, so there was no shame in the game when we touched down in port…sometimes it took nothing but game, sometimes bucks and change, lol
March 15th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
But you couldn’t pay me enough to do that mess now, I seen 2 many episodes of COPS. I’d see my life flash before my eyes as the blue and red lights start flashing.
***No shit…that would wreck a nigga’s reputation….fuck that, life…
March 15th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Most mofos from the South don’t really come to B’more though. Even when they come here for school, most leave right after graduating.
***And m’fukkas say Southern cats are slow….
^Yeah… not a lot of love for the homies (no L.A.).
March 15th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Later, fam…
March 15th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Foekist Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
i never knew you could get hookers off craigslist. I ain’t gonna lie back in high school I swooped a couple up for the thrill (no eddie murphy). Yawl my ninjas so I keeps it rizzeeeeal
^Never did the hooker thing but smashed quite a few “leftover” heffas that mofos wouldn’t be caught dead with in the daytime or in a vehicle without tinted windows, lol.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Peace iCon
March 15th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
>>>> I think a Ma$e reality show would be cool.
——————————
… NORE or CamRon reality show > MASE reality show …
March 15th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Foekist Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
i never knew you could get hookers off craigslist. I ain’t gonna lie back in high school I swooped a couple up for the thrill (no eddie murphy). Yawl my ninjas so I keeps it rizzeeeeal
^^^
Naive Highschool Girl with a Phatty (10x’s) > Any Hooker Anywhere!
March 15th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
^Never did the hooker thing
$$$$
I gotta say, it’s an adrenaline rush unlike any other, cuz not only do you have the excitement of gettin some head in a semi public place, but you also got the thrill of the fact that she could be the poeleese. Kinda like a watered down russian roulette
March 15th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
The blue van blitzed thru. He’s pissed too couldnt find the pistil ayo
speakin of the mobb. Foe can I get my Hell on earf back mane? You and cuz be quick wit the cd gafflin
March 15th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Naive Highschool Girl with a Phatty (10x’s) > Any Hooker Anywhere!
$$$$
Man I’m to the point where I don’t have no shame looking at them at the mall now. They shouldn’t walk around lookin like 25 year olds… I don’t touch or approach em, but i likes ta look
March 15th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
speakin of the mobb. Foe can I get my Hell on earf back mane? You and cuz be quick wit the cd gafflin
$$$$
*leans right ear to the monitor*
Hah?
Mi speak no eengliss! (c) Bud Lite commercial
March 15th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
TJAMIGOS.com got them tj Hoes they are some top notch bitches for like 70 dollars they are from all over latin america right their at the Frontera cross the border and get some high quality happy endings and shit
March 15th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
I like this cover still… For the year this was made, pretty good.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
sheeeeit. Im approachin a 18 year old wit a fatty. Thats why I gotta upgrade my rims to a size 29 so I can get moe 18 year olds
March 15th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
www.myspace.com/loadedlux1com
“No Model” = best ode to regular women that I heard in a minute
He’s supposed to be on 106 Freestyle Friday tomorrow. I don’t support Steven and ‘em, so I’ll just catch the Youtube clip before Viacom bans it.
March 15th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
TJAMIGOS.com got them tj Hoes they are some top notch bitches for like 70 dollars they are from all over latin america right their at the Frontera cross the border and get some high quality happy endings and shit
$$$$
Speakin of amigo, I like this certain skrip club in Cancun. While they up on the stage skrippin, you just walk to the bouncer and place your order and for like $50 US you take em upstairs.
*smh at risking gettin robbed and killed in Mexico, and never being seen or heard from again*
March 15th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
landLORD Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
… lol @ Rey …
… stop lying, you know you went to St. Joseph’s …
… ol†parochial school, plaid uniform, skirt wearin’ nucka …
… lol …
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Please. I was too poor to go anywhere BUT Brentwood.
Altho’ maybe you’re a closet Sachem boy…
March 15th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Can’t lie………….18 - 20 yr olds be tempting as hell. I just lose them when I actually speak intelligently, so now I don’t even pay them any attention.
I’m too old (29) to be looking at the highschoolers without feeling dirty.
March 15th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Plug Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
sheeeeit. Im approachin a 18 year old wit a fatty. Thats why I gotta upgrade my rims to a size 29 so I can get moe 18 year olds
^^^My Little sister’s friends stay flirting with kid telling my sister they would let me fuck straight up……….the wifey be getting mad if they are over my moms crib all giggling and shit…………..my sis is 17 so most her friends are the same age………I wouldnt do anything though little girls are to fucking stupid even to talk to
March 15th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
I’m too old (29) to be looking at the highschoolers without feeling dirty.
$$$$
Sheeeeit, I’m right behind you (no iFux)
March 15th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Mac Brown Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Can’t lie………….18 - 20 yr olds be tempting as hell. I just lose them when I actually speak intelligently, so now I don’t even pay them any attention.
I’m too old (29) to be looking at the highschoolers without feeling dirty.
^Co-sizzle. I barely talk to chicks more than 3 years younger than me, let alone some lil’ chick rebelling her curfew.
March 15th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Foekist Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
^Never did the hooker thing
$$$$
I gotta say, it’s an adrenaline rush unlike any other, cuz not only do you have the excitement of gettin some head in a semi public place, but you also got the thrill of the fact that she could be the poeleese. Kinda like a watered down russian roulette
^^^
Never did it, but in other ways i paid for pussy… u know, Saks 5 here, Gucci Boots & bags there, Spent here & there,Other Dinner Spots… Straight trickin. But i would fuck with a hooker, maybe. like if i was pressed and she was a super bad bitch… but i have yet to meet a female i could not talk the panties off of….since the age of 13. **88 hold mouthpiece Championship Belts on 3 Continents**
March 15th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
iFux = the Dego Dirtbag
Lol
March 15th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
*startled*
Oh hi, iFux! How are ya?
March 15th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
sheeeeit. Im approachin a 18 year old wit a fatty. Thats why I gotta upgrade my rims to a size 29 so I can get moe 18 year olds
^somebody goin to prison
March 15th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
My boy cousin is sooooooooo fine. She’s 18 and ni-eve as heck. Man- o man.
*tucks johnson back in slacks*
March 15th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
@ 88
Most men don’t like to admit the we have to pay for it one way or the other. Its either your money or your soul with the heffas.
I dare any woman to come in here and tell me I’m lying. LOL
March 15th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
My boy cousin is sooooooooo fine.
$$$$
hmmmmmm
March 15th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
somebody goin to prison
——-
*knocks on wood*
18 is adult son, Its like a new car. Yall can drive these used ones if you want, but i needs 1 (or 2) right off the assembly line
March 15th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Yo on the real though my sister has this friend I will find her myspace one of these days and post it here….(I made my sister get rid of myspace though)……….This broad is 17 going on 25 she is like 5′9 slim waiste little titties but the most perfect ass and she is Filipina/White but hot damn she smiles at me like I wish a nigga would
March 15th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
D. Billz Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Mac Brown Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Can’t lie………….18 - 20 yr olds be tempting as hell. I just lose them when I actually speak intelligently, so now I don’t even pay them any attention.
I’m too old (29) to be looking at the highschoolers without feeling dirty.
^Co-sizzle. I barely talk to chicks more than 3 years younger than me, let alone some lil’ chick rebelling her curfew.
^^^
…yea… younger women take too much time to groom. and the game is too good of a well oil’d machine to slow down.
March 15th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
456 Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
sheeeeit. Im approachin a 18 year old wit a fatty. Thats why I gotta upgrade my rims to a size 29 so I can get moe 18 year olds
^somebody goin to prison
^^somebody goin to HELL…lol…
March 15th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Foekist Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
My boy cousin is sooooooooo fine.
$$$$
hmmmmmm
^^
LMBAO
March 15th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
>>Speakin of amigo, I like this certain skrip club in Cancun. While they up on the stage skrippin, you just walk to the bouncer and place your order and for like $50 US you take em upstairs.
*smh at risking gettin robbed and killed in Mexico, and never being seen or heard from again*
^Yall crazy. I don’t care where I am and what they look like, D. Billz is never payin’ for the buns. I aint exactly a Ricky Fontaine, but shit….
*does the signature Dougie E. move in the mirror*
(no Kappa)
*ducks*
March 15th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
“# Foekist Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
My boy cousin is sooooooooo fine.
$$$$
hmmmmmm”
context is a muthafucker.
March 15th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
My boy cousin is sooooooooo fine.
$$$$
hmmmmmm
^double hmmmmm
March 15th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
*does the signature Dougie E. move in the mirror*
(no Kappa)
*ducks*
$$$$
*but still catches the hook of a Kappa kane on the left eye socket*
March 15th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
D. Billz Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
Fux = the Dego Dirtbag
Lol
Foekist Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
*startled*
Oh hi, iFux! How are ya?
——
lol. I hate to here what yall say bout me when I leave
March 15th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Mac Brown Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Foekist Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
My boy cousin is sooooooooo fine.
$$$$
hmmmmmm
^^
LMBAO
^^^^LMAO too - that’s where I stopped reading….
March 15th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Mac Brown Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Foekist Says:
March 15th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
My boy cousin is sooooooooo fine.
$$$$
hmmmmmm
^^
LMBAO
^A missin’ apostrophe (’) just flipped the whole sexuality of that statement, lol.