Happy Kwanzaa From Jim Jones

Track list:

1. "Harambee Niggas" (featuring JR Writer)
2. "A Dipset Kwanzaa"
3. "Kugi-Pop-A-Nigga" (featuring Cam’Ron & Hell Rell)
4. "Light That Shit(Dem Candles)"
5. "My First Kufi" (featuring Nas)
6. "Cook Coke For Kwanzaa" (featuring Juelz Santana)
7. "Dashiki Cost A Mil"
8. "Ballin on Kwanzaa" (featuring Akon)
9. "Bohoe Bitches’"
10. "We Fly High Kwanzaa Remix" (featuring Ja Rule,Lil Romeo, & K-Fed)

Obviously (or maybe not) a parody, but hilarious nonetheless. Especially since I wouldn’t put this past Jimmy for a second.

Artwork by Smalleyez 


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230 Responses to “Happy Kwanzaa From Jim Jones”

  1. TYRONEBIGGUMS71 Says:

    SHITS DISGUSTING B.

  2. cklhiphop Says:

    Interesting.

  3. green eyes Says:

    kwanzaa-bot > jim jones

    this is a joke right?

  4. TYRONEBIGGUMS71 Says:

    10. “We Fly High Kwanzaa Remix” (featuring Ja Rule,Lil Romeo, & K-Fed)

    WOW IS THIS SERIOUS ? I MEAN THIS IS IS BAD EVEN FOR DUSTY JIM

  5. TYRONEBIGGUMS71 Says:

    Obviously (or maybe not) a parody, but hilarious nonetheless. Especially since I wouldn’t put this past Jimmy for a second.

    AHHHHH

    I SEE I SAID

  6. Real.Talk. 8x Platinum Says:

    fo sho’!

  7. killa jones Says:

    happy kwanzaa bitches

    its dipset hahahahahah

  8. cklhiphop Says:

    lil romeo and k-ked on a same song… damn… this has got to be the BSest remix of the century.

  9. TYRONEBIGGUMS71 Says:

    FALALALALA ITS A DIP-SET KWANZAA

  10. Real.Talk. 8x Platinum Says:

    i wish everyday was xmas………that tune from jimmys xmas lp/mixtpe is banging

  11. Real.Talk. 8x Platinum Says:

    gtfoh! with that fly high remix line up loooool

  12. ccluskin Says:

    hahaha “light that shit (dem candles)”

    too clever for jim jones.

    dashiki cost a mil ahahahahahah hilarious

  13. killa jones Says:

    damn is like an alternate reallty today

    mad dudes giving dipset props on nah right

  14. Nasir Says:

    weaaaaaaaaaak

  15. Soul Clapper Says:

    When Hip Hop finally dies, I hope this muh’fucker dies with it.

    And I don’t give two shits if this is a joke or not, because I know for a fact we all did a double take when es posted it. Whoever created this just gave the little bummy cat an idea for yet another way to rape this culture. (My sense of humour has left the building).

  16. Nasir Says:

    i wish this came out lmao

  17. D. Billz Says:

    eskay… A gun PC in ya face and this is all you can come up wit’?

  18. TYRONEBIGGUMS71 Says:

    And I don’t give two shits if this is a joke or not, because I know for a fact we all did a double take when es posted it. Whoever created this just gave the little bummy cat an idea for yet another way to rape this culture. (My sense of humour has left the building).

    ^^^ WHAT HE SAID

    I THOUGHT THIS WAS 100 PERCENT AUTHENTIC TILL I SAW THE LIL ROMEO JA RULE K-FED REMIX BUT THAN AGAIN I WOULDNT PUT IT PAST HIM )

  19. zoid Says:

    From just the cover u couldn’t that shit was fake dipset is puttin out lotta garbadge these days

  20. G7 Says:

    *does a double-take, wipes eyes, thinkin’ this can’t be real*

  21. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    funny shit…lol

  22. D. Billz Says:

    chow time maggotz

  23. T Nelson Says:

    this is the most ignorant shyt i’ve ever read

  24. E From BK Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 12:32 pm
    E from BK… What up chiefster?
    ================================================
    What’s the drill duke?

    By the way, these guys are a disgrace.

  25. G7 Says:

    Nas interview from AHH

    allhiphop.com/features/?ID=1663

  26. Crazy88Since88 Says:

    Soul Clapper Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
    When Hip Hop finally dies, I hope this muh’fucker dies with it.

    And I don’t give two shits if this is a joke or not, because I know for a fact we all did a double take when es posted it. Whoever created this just gave the little bummy cat an idea for yet another way to rape this culture. (My sense of humour has left the building).

    ^^
    This Dude is Just as lame as Young Jeezy…
    Dasss Riiiiight + Ballinnnnn + Da Trap + Goonies = 100% bullshit!

  27. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Cook coke for Kwanzaa, Dashiki cost a Mil….lol

  28. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    My First Kufi, Feat Nas…it just gets better and better….

  29. TYRONEBIGGUMS71 Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    December 28th, 2006 at 1:03 pm
    My First Kufi, Feat Nas…it just gets better and better….

    SHIT YOU AINT KIDDING I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT ONE

  30. danielita3000 Says:

    Funny titles. Thank God it’s not real (yet).

  31. green eyes Says:

    TYRONEBIGGUMS71 Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
    December 28th, 2006 at 1:03 pm
    My First Kufi, Feat Nas…it just gets better and better….

    SHIT YOU AINT KIDDING I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT ONE

    ^^ neither did i. fuck. cant decide if i should laugh or cry

  32. LaterOn Says:

    He is one of the lamest people to me in the industry right now.
    I mean Christmas albums and things of that sort should be left to R&B’ers in my opinion.
    Gosh he irks me.

  33. E From BK Says:

    smh @ these conservative talk show hosts taking shots at Americans who don’t support the war. This Mike Gallagher clown is talking about the draft and calling people who don’t support the war “Ugly Americans”. It’s amazing that although there were no WOMD it is still okay to be over there occupying Iraq. WTF?

  34. Pimpin Ken Says:

    smh at not livin in a major city so i have nothin to do on new years

  35. Small Eyez Says:

    reality is stranger than fiction.

    stay tuned in 07…folks.

  36. green eyes Says:

    in more WTF news…
    some reader wrote into the Miami Herald today saying all Muslims should be deported from the US to make it safer.
    laugh or cry once again?

  37. Soul Clapper Says:

    E From BK Says:
    December 28th, 2006 at 1:14 pm

    It’s amazing that although there were no WOMD it is still okay to be over there occupying Iraq. WTF?
    ===============================================
    Yo, even when a war is just, apathy sets in. This one aint just, no matter how you cut it, so everyone is fucking bored of this bullshit war. I feel sorry for the dudes in helmets who are over there doing their job 100% knowing that nobody gives a shit no more.

  38. D. Billz Says:

    What’s the drill duke?

    ^@E from BK… Aint shit fam, woofin’ down a cup of oatmeal for lunch. Smh

  39. E From BK Says:

    @ Soul Clapper

    What’s ill about that is even though morale is low amongst troops, the media continues it’s spin by parading the 1 or 2 that really believe in the mission. However, they don’t mention that enlistment is down and they are seriously considering a draft.

  40. green eyes Says:

    I feel sorry for the dudes in helmets who are over there doing their job 100% knowing that nobody gives a shit no more.

    ^^ i really hope they dont think that

  41. D. Billz Says:

    in more WTF news…
    some reader wrote into the Miami Herald today saying all Muslims should be deported from the US to make it safer.
    laugh or cry once again?

    ^What’s the reporter’s name? They should be fired and beaten for shit like that.

  42. D. Billz Says:

    However, they don’t mention that enlistment is down and they are seriously considering a draft.

    ^Somebody call Nation. I might need to get some prices on Canada apartments.

  43. green eyes Says:

    @ billz not a reporter- it was in the readers mail section
    tinyurl.com/ymg7mx

  44. D. Billz Says:

    @ billz not a reporter- it was in the readers mail section
    tinyurl.com/ymg7mx

    ^Oh ok, just some schmuck. What up greenery?

  45. Soul Clapper Says:

    @ E From BK

    That’s the media propaganda machine in full effect.

    @ green eyes

    I didn’t mean literally doesn’t give a shit. Everyone is backing the dudes working. But I’d rather they were back home playing cards on a base somewhere, fighting with rednecks in bars and catching Chlamydia from hookers, instead of getting shot and blown up for what I believe is essentially an unjust occupation right now. But that’s an opinion. Plus, why ain’t rappers talking about this shit? Just Immortal Technique again huh?

  46. landLORD Says:

    … all the major newspapers are racially and religiously bigoted, and they only serve as the mouthpiece for conservatives (wealthy and politically connected whites), and are used as a tool to brainwash the gullible and impressionable masses …

    … Final Call > USA Today …

  47. green eyes Says:

    trying not to not think too hard about the state of the world billz.

    >>>But I’d rather they were back home playing cards on a base somewhere, fighting with rednecks in bars and catching Chlamydia from hookers, instead of getting shot and blown up

    ^^ co sig– except for the chlamydia part

    >>>>… Final Call > USA Today …
    ^^ true

  48. D. Billz Says:

    smh @ these conservative talk show hosts taking shots at Americans who don’t support the war. This Mike Gallagher clown is talking about the draft and calling people who don’t support the war “Ugly Americans”. It’s amazing that although there were no WOMD it is still okay to be over there occupying Iraq. WTF?

    ^But the average cracka has been brainwashed years ago so it isn’t suprising: they were taught to be racists, indulge in patroitism, and be generally deceptive at all costs. I laugh at those fucks when I ever see ‘em donned in Amerikkkan flag gear n’ shit like that. They’re the first ones to scream traitor but if you ask them who they voted for they silent as a mofo.

  49. E From BK Says:

    Soul Clapper Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 1:30 pm

    Plus, why ain’t rappers talking about this shit?
    ================================================
    You didn’t hear DFB or D4L? “If I want knowledge, I’ll go read a book”

    *Doesn’t that require actually picking up a book?*

  50. green eyes Says:

    in other news– anyone see the good shepard?

  51. D. Billz Says:

    I didn’t mean literally doesn’t give a shit. Everyone is backing the dudes working. But I’d rather they were back home playing cards on a base somewhere, fighting with rednecks in bars and catching Chlamydia from hookers, instead of getting shot and blown up for what I believe is essentially an unjust occupation right now. But that’s an opinion. Plus, why ain’t rappers talking about this shit? Just Immortal Technique again huh?

    ^Talib will be on his new album (I’m assumin’). And you already know the state of hip hop so it’s not like we gotta ask why more aren’t talkin’ about it. You think they give a fuck? It’s already a war goin’ on outside, no man is some from. So I guess they feel that what’s goin’ on in another country is irrelevant though it effects us all.

  52. D. Billz Says:

    Final Call > USA Today …

    ^Highlights magazine > USA Today

  53. green eyes Says:

    nah right > USA Today

  54. green eyes Says:

    the source under benzinos control > USA Today
    but USA today has better graphs

  55. KayJay Says:

    Or course this is not real. This is too funny. I like the song title with Nas.

  56. Soul Clapper Says:

    D. Billz Says:
    December 28th, 2006 at 1:36 pm

    Plus, why ain’t rappers talking about this shit? Just Immortal Technique again huh?

    ^Talib will be on his new album (I’m assumin’).
    =============================================
    What up Billz? Yeah, Talib will have something to say. Maybe Mos, maybe Monch. What we need is a Paris, Kam Immortal Technique and Chuck D concept album, which will go 4x Platinum and set in motion a chain of events that will result in a 10 million man march on the White House and Downing Street and the troops coming home….

    *wakes up from unrealistic dream*

  57. SS Says:

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  58. hernandez Says:

    cklhiphop Says:
    December 28th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    Interesting.

    ^haha. and j. jones is still a hipster. my man does some “business” in williamsburg and he swears jimmy’s goofy ballin ass rolls thru…

  59. Mac Brown Says:

    hernandez Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
    cklhiphop Says:
    December 28th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    Interesting.

    ^haha. and j. jones is still a hipster. my man does some “business” in williamsburg and he swears jimmy’s goofy ballin ass rolls thru…

    ***smh……..the bad thing is I sort of beleive that.

  60. D. Billz Says:

    Looks aside, my type of lady… http://www.myspace.com/devynitythemc

  61. Mac Brown Says:

    LF: Ever wonder how some of these local radio ads are even legal. For example; I just heard a local ad for a “smoke shop” being promoted by lil flop of all people, adverstising the latest in detox (for all my peeps on parole), glass pipes, etc…….

  62. Mac Brown Says:

    @ Greenie’s article

    WOW

  63. el feces loco Says:

    tinyurl.com/y3nlh3

    top 10 Best Uses Of James Brown in Hip Hop..by?love

    teenageteardrops.abstractdynamics.org/archives/IMG_9822.jpg
    zshare.net/audio/104-jean_grae-dont_rush_me-ftd-mp3.html

    ^^^Just cause..even tho she need a lil lipgloss

  64. green eyes Says:

    @ mac. i know. it was a mood killer first to be assualted by such blatant stupidity and unadulterated hatred first thing in the AM

  65. el feces loco Says:

    D. Billz Says:
    December 28th, 2006 at 1:55 pm

    Looks aside, my type of lady… myspace.com/devynitythemc

    ^^^^^^
    http://tinyurl.com/ykstd9

    I’d upgrade her boots..that’s about it..other than that I’m smashing,

    most women with locs are freaks..big time.

  66. el feces loco Says:

    D. Billz Says:
    December 28th, 2006 at 1:55 pm

    Looks aside, my type of lady… myspace.com/devynitythemc

    ^^^^^^
    //tinyurl.com/ykstd9

    I’d upgrade her boots..that’s about it..other than that I’m smashing,

    most women with locs are freaks..big time.

  67. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    I’m sorry yall but we r having this debate @ work between the sexes….its kinda out there

    is no pussy > than period pu$$y

  68. Small Eyez Says:

    ^^^^

    yea she could get it…

    strictly boho positions.

  69. landLORD Says:

    .. i’ll smash … early … nice legs …

  70. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    sorry green eyes bilut the women here @ work r also debating this issuem

  71. green eyes Says:

    why the apologies??you didnt apologize last time this topic came up

  72. Mac Brown Says:

    My vote: no pu**y

    I just can’t earn my “red wings”

  73. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    smh

  74. landLORD Says:

    green eyes Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
    why the apologies??you didnt apologize last time this topic came up
    ————————

    . and it seems to come up at least once a month (chris rios intended) … smh @ some peoples’ fascination with menstruation …

  75. cookie Says:

    does he even know what harambee means? doesnt make sense of as a title! send him back to school.

  76. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    green eyes Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
    why the apologies??you didnt apologize last time this topic came up

    I’m trying to be a gentleman……I’ve been 2 hard on the hoes lately……& I mean hoes in the most respectful way

  77. el feces loco Says:

    wHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE sCREWED AND cHOPPED MOVEMENT? that shit still exists?

  78. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    sex on a period = saved money on ky jelly warming liquid

  79. green eyes Says:

    el feces loco Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:21 pm
    wHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE sCREWED AND cHOPPED MOVEMENT? that shit still exists?

    ^^ god i hope not

  80. Mac Brown Says:

    el feces loco Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:21 pm
    wHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE sCREWED AND cHOPPED MOVEMENT? that shit still exists?

    ^^It died w/ DJ Screw (rip yr 2000)

  81. Mac Brown Says:

    I remember when Screw first started that shit by slowing down old “spice one” tapes back in 91′

    He lived a couple of neighborhoods from me in southpark…..I was like 12 yrs old or something

  82. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    what up, greenie….

  83. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    He lived a couple of neighborhoods from me in southpark…..I was like 12 yrs old or something

    ***Cartman?

  84. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    that shit is alive & well in tampa but we call iy slowed down music…we had that shit since luke I wanna rock

  85. green eyes Says:

    hiya icon

  86. el feces loco Says:

    Mac Brown Says:
    December 28th, 2006 at 2:24 pm

    I remember when Screw first started that shit by slowing down old “spice one” tapes back in 91′

    ^^^Yea basically all the sub cultures of rap music created by southern and western groups have died..ie.snap, crunk, hyphy, screwednchopped.

  87. green eyes Says:

    how’d screw die?

  88. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    el feces loco Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
    Mac Brown Says:
    December 28th, 2006 at 2:24 pm

    I remember when Screw first started that shit by slowing down old “spice one” tapes back in 91′

    ^^^Yea basically all the sub cultures of rap music created by southern and western groups have died..ie.snap, crunk, hyphy, screwednchopped.

    ***That dancing crunk clown nigga was pure comedy, though

  89. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    green eyes Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:30 pm
    how’d screw die?

    ***I really think he overdosed on that sizzurp bullshit…

  90. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    “the most beautifullest vocabulist be punching MC’s dead in they esophagus”

  91. el feces loco Says:

    ***That dancing crunk clown nigga was pure comedy, though

    ^^^haha word, he be on the Damon Wayans Show on showtime,,..looking foolish.

  92. G7 Says:

    >>sex on a period = saved money on ky jelly warming liquid

    ^damn!! i’ll spend the couple dollars on the ky

  93. Mac Brown Says:

    green eyes Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:30 pm
    how’d screw die?

    ^^He od’ed on codine in the back of his mixtape store. They found him slumped over the toilet……(he was 30 and had a heart attack and was vomiting profusley from the years of sipping syrup)

    @ icon……..LOL southpark is a neighborhood in Houston. Its where scarface, screw, Lil flip, and myself are originally from.

  94. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    @ greenie, from Wikipedia:

    DJ Screw died of a heart attack in 2000.[1] His cause of death was rumoured in the media to be either a codeine overdose or merely the result of long-term buildup of codeine in his system. However, Screwed Up Click member Z-Ro stated in a 2006 interview that Screw’s death came from someone putting methamphetamine into his codeine, and he believes that it was someone very close to the Click who sabotaged him.

  95. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    dj screw > dj kay slay

    dj scribble > kay slay

    dj jazzy jeff is goat

  96. Mac Brown Says:

    Little known fact:

    That syrup shit that ignant niggas be gassing up here in houston usually has some herion in it as well.

  97. green eyes Says:

    G7 Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
    >>sex on a period = saved money on ky jelly warming liquid

    ^damn!! i’ll spend the couple dollars on the ky

    ^^ damn, ya;ll acting like it’ll hurt you

  98. hernandez Says:

    iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:
    December 28th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
    sex on a period = saved money on ky jelly warming liquid

    thats fucked – yet cost efficient so i like where your minds at

  99. Mac Brown Says:

    green eyes Says:

    ^^ damn, ya;ll acting like it’ll hurt you

    ***it just freaks me out. And I am a person that has little to no boundaries when it comes to sex.

  100. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    green eyes Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
    G7 Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
    >>sex on a period = saved money on ky jelly warming liquid

    ^damn!! i’ll spend the couple dollars on the ky

    ^^ damn, ya;ll acting like it’ll hurt you

    ***Sheets looking like tie die, and shit, lol

  101. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    tie dye?

  102. strong chef Says:

    just when I think dip dhit set hits bottom, jenny jones goes and does this

  103. strong chef Says:

    *shit

  104. green eyes Says:

    lol- im not saying hit while the flow is heavy, but by day 3 or 4 its just a trickle and the hotmones have us pretty open….

  105. Shanti Says:

    no sex period > sex on period.

  106. el feces loco Says:

    ***Sheets looking like tie die, and shit, lol

    ^^^I mean..I dont run red lights but..why would you lay down with that shit?..I’d bend her over the shower and turn the water on..strictly backshots.

  107. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    dj jazzy jeff gets credit as the greatest weed holder of all time..he followed will smith from music to tv to movies…….but he has produced classics, c credits of producing from jill scott & music soul child

  108. Mac Brown Says:

    green eyes Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:41 pm
    lol- im not saying hit while the flow is heavy, but by day 3 or 4 its just a trickle and the hotmones have us pretty open….

    ***You are reminding me of a past incident I had while sexing this chick.

  109. Shanti Says:

    but by day 3 or 4 its just a trickle and the hotmones have us pretty open….

    ^^true i’m horny as hell right before my period and during my period but i HATE going there when i’m on my cycle.

  110. strong chef Says:

    I cant believe I walked into a comment session 2 times this month and ya’ll are talkin about sex on a period again, this shit sounds like an hbo special.

  111. el feces loco Says:

    Would you accept head from a chick with bleeding gums?@ The room.

  112. D. Billz Says:

    //tinyurl.com/ykstd9

    I’d upgrade her boots..that’s about it..other than that I’m smashing,

    most women with locs are freaks..big time.

    ^Lol @ feces upgradin’ her boots… and @ Small Eyes for the “strictly boho” positions…

  113. strong chef Says:

    >>> Would you accept head from a chick with bleeding gums?@ The room.

    definately not NAH RIGHT!

  114. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    Shanti Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
    no sex period > sex on period.

    whatsfunny is here @ work most people r saying no sex…..but when I asked who has never had sex on a period no one answers…so every1 is a nasty mutha fucka….c eddie murphy in life when he is old

  115. green eyes Says:

    el feces loco Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
    Would you accept head from a chick with bleeding gums?@ The room.

    ^^ no, but then i dont get head from chicks so perhaps im not the best one to answer this question

  116. nation Says:

    http://www.mixunit.com/isawiconquered.html

  117. strong chef Says:

    >>> but when I asked who has never had sex on a period no one answers…so every1 is a nasty mutha fucka

    Have I did it yes, would I do it again prolly, but i need to be mad thirst and in a drought

  118. el feces loco Says:

    ^Lol @ feces upgradin’ her boots… and @ Small Eyes for the “strictly boho” positions…

    ^^hahaha dem shits look like they on they 3rd tour of duty.

    Women in Combat>Women in Combat boots

  119. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    green eyes Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:47 pm
    el feces loco Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
    Would you accept head from a chick with bleeding gums?@ The room.

    ^^ no, but then i dont get head from chicks so perhaps im not the best one to answer this question

    ***I’m starting to rub off on you…better get ya wet wipes, lol….j/k

  120. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    el feces loco Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
    Would you accept head from a chick with bleeding gums?@ The room.

    I want talked to a chick with bleeding gums let alone get monica from her…….

  121. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Damn ,the gums would have to be bleeding pretty bad, for that shit to be obvious from the jump….she’d have to have some fucking Arsenio Hall gums, too (n/h)

  122. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    whatsfunny is here @ work most people r saying no sex…..but when I asked who has never had sex on a period no one answers…so every1 is a nasty mutha fucka….c eddie murphy in life when he is old

    man this old lady in her late 40′s joined the convo & is like I prefer it than…..every1 had the blan stare & just turned around to there cpu

  123. el feces loco Says:

    # iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:
    December 28th, 2006 at 2:49 pm

    el feces loco Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
    Would you accept head from a chick with bleeding gums?@ The room.

    I want talked to a chick with bleeding gums let alone get monica from her…….
    ^^^^^^^^^^

    So in your assesment bloody pumpum>bloody mouth?

  124. green eyes Says:

    :) @ icon

  125. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    man this old lady in her late 40’s joined the convo & is like I prefer it than…..every1 had the blan stare & just turned around to there cpu

    ***Sexual Harrassment Panda (from South Park) assed nigga

  126. G7 Says:

    green eyes Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
    G7 Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
    >>sex on a period = saved money on ky jelly warming liquid

    ^damn!! i’ll spend the couple dollars on the ky

    ^^ damn, ya;ll acting like it’ll hurt you

    ^Its not gonna hurt, but i can wait a few days til its over. I’ll make sure my girl has me drained out before the first day of her period.

  127. nation Says:

    >> 5. “My First Kufi” (featuring Nas)

    if it’s jimmy feat. nas… shouldnt it be called my first and last kufi?

  128. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    el feces loco Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
    # iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:
    December 28th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
    el feces loco Says:
    December 28th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
    Would you accept head from a chick with bleeding gums?@ The room.
    I want talked to a chick with bleeding gums let alone get monica from her…….
    ^^^^^^^^^^
    So in your assesment bloody pumpum>bloody mouth?

    u got the right 1 baby….c ray charles selling out 4 a check

  129. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Sexual harrassment panda:

    youtube.com/watch?v=LsZFY4kW4TM

  130. landLORD Says:

    Weed Carrier Hall of Fame Members

    Jazzy Jeff
    Flavor Flav
    Spliff Star
    DMC
    Stedman Graham
    Scottie Pippen
    Jungle and Wiz
    Drew Bundini Brown
    Damon Dash
    Robin
    Lil Cease
    Jeb Bush

    … to be continued …

  131. D. Billz Says:

    I cant believe I walked into a comment session 2 times this month and ya’ll are talkin about sex on a period again, this shit sounds like an hbo special.

    ^The Douche Monologues. Smh

  132. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    damn, land left off Bleek…they got pics on smartenupnas of Bleek with some luggage, looking like he works @ BWI or some shit…

  133. el feces loco Says:

    “Never ran the red light never had the blue balls”-hav

    “Only time I get blue balls is if the bitch wearing blue lipstick”-Banks..I think?..Old Banks?

    ..Something makin me wanna go listen to old g unit..before the deal..I can’t believe niggas had me screamin “G-UNITTTTTTTT”..SMH at me bein easily mislead.

  134. strong chef Says:

    ^^ lol

  135. strong chef Says:

    co-sign el feces

  136. landLORD Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:58 pm
    damn, land left off Bleek…they got pics on smartenupnas of Bleek with some luggage, looking like he works @ BWI or some shit…

    —————————-

    … i dont really consider Bleek a weed carrier … dude has 3 albums, one of them aint even bad (M.A.D.E.) … i believe TyTy or Guru is carrying Hovas weed … he even tells Guru to roll him a joint on “Do You Wanna Ride” … ya’ll too hard on Bleek …

  137. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ***G-Unit seemed like a movement for a second, there…especially once Game came out…G-Unit stans will never admit that Game was the best affiliate, though..

  138. D. Billz Says:

    ^Lol @ feces upgradin’ her boots… and @ Small Eyes for the “strictly boho” positions…

    ^^hahaha dem shits look like they on they 3rd tour of duty.

    Women in Combat>Women in Combat boots

    ^LOL… them legs look like she run a 40 in 4 flat.

  139. Da Partystarter Says:

    landLORD Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 2:56 pm
    Weed Carrier Hall of Fame Members

    Jazzy Jeff

    Sorry, Jeff is the inventor of the transformer scratch, proponent of the rhythm scratch and “ghost” producer of many of Jill Scott’s, among others, hit records. I’m not being sensitive but D.J.’s gotta stick together. Plus weed wasn’t his twist, just a lil “pancakes” and”syrup”.

  140. el feces loco Says:

    Weed Carrier Hall of Fame Members

    Jazzy Jeff
    Flavor Flav
    Spliff Star
    DMC
    Stedman Graham
    Scottie Pippen
    Jungle and Wiz
    Drew Bundini Brown
    Damon Dash
    Robin
    Lil Cease
    Jeb Bush

    ^^DMC had his own weed..if anything it was JMJ R.I.P

    *adds*
    POLO (Kool G rap)
    Tupac(digital Underground)
    Scoop n Scrap lover(big daddy Kane)
    Monie Love(LADIES FIRST/LATIFAH)
    Spindarella

  141. green eyes Says:

    is cam jimmys weed carrier now?

  142. nation Says:

    memphis bleek

  143. Mac Brown Says:

    One could argue that Biggs is Dame’s weed carrier

  144. D. Billz Says:

    looking like he works @ BWI or some shit…

    ^I swear we got one of the best airports. Especially after I seen that retro tragedy they call an airport in Fort Lauderdale.

    >>..Something makin me wanna go listen to old g unit..before the deal..I can’t believe niggas had me screamin “G-UNITTTTTTTT”..SMH at me bein easily mislead.

    ^Co-sig… smh… damn, I was hopin’ 50, Lloyd, and Yayo (of all people) were bringin’ the hardcore shit back. Especially with lines like “you aint gotta like me / that’s cool, I don’t give a fuck / quality time aint gon’ put me in a bigger truck”

  145. nation Says:

    >> is cam jimmys weed carrier now?

    ^ shots fired. smh… you’re gonna have cam run up here and give you like 5 reasons to diss you and then jump into an incomprehensible and hilarious rap about how he saw you throw the diamond up when you said that

  146. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^^^Flavor Flav was a crucial member of P.E…as much as niggas hate on him now because of his recent coonishness, he brought flavor to the group, pun intended…If you wanna really name a weedcarrier, I gotta roll with Jarobi from ATCQ, because even now, 17 years or so after Peoples Instinctive Travels, I don’t have the vaguest idea of what he does/did….Also, DJ Yella from NWA…Dre was the executive producer, so what exactly did Yella actually accomplish?

  147. landLORD Says:

    >>>Sorry, Jeff is the inventor of the transformer scratch, proponent of the rhythm scratch and “ghost” producer of many of Jill Scott’s, among others, hit records. I’m not being sensitive but D.J.’s gotta stick together. Plus weed wasn’t his twist, just a lil “pancakes” and”syrup”.

    ————————–

    … rebuttal accepted … Jazzy Jeff is more talented than most so-called weed carriers, but, his ‘FAME’ has come solely through his association with Will …

  148. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 3:07 pm
    looking like he works @ BWI or some shit…

    ^I swear we got one of the best airports. Especially after I seen that retro tragedy they call an airport in Fort Lauderdale.

    ****That’s still the only airport I travel from…BWI and Reagan cost to much to fly out of…

  149. D. Billz Says:

    I’m not being sensitive but D.J.’s gotta stick together.

    ^Ben Ha woulda have Jihad’ed this whole thread for that Jazzy Jeff statement, lol.

  150. landLORD Says:

    … Flavor Flav never made a solo album … therefore, he is a weed carrier …

  151. green eyes Says:

    cam can bring it on, i aint scurred. whats he gonna do, bedazzle me to death? lol

  152. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ***Jeff was one of the biggest catalysts that set off the Neo Soul movement in Philly, a few years ago…

  153. moneyray Says:

    LOL..i wouldnt put it past jenny jones myself

  154. nation Says:

    here is my thesis on why memphis bleek isn’t really a weed carrier. i mean, he is jay’s ‘weed carrier’, but he doesn’t carry any weed. i’m pretty sure at this point in his carrier, he has people carrying his weed, and plus… the only (recent) proof we have of jay smoking is off KC when young guru rolls a JOINT for jay… so wouldnt that automatically make him weed carrier? i guess it depends

    plus we all know jay wasn’t smoking in the booth

  155. nation Says:

    opium is one hell of a drug

  156. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    landLORD Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 3:09 pm
    … Flavor Flav never made a solo album … therefore, he is a weed carrier …
    ***He put out some unga bunga shit a couple of months ago, lol…c’mon though, 911 is a joke and I can’t do nothing for ya man are classics, plus his ad-libs defined a lot of PE’s work…without Flav, PE would’ve been Dead Prez….respected, influential to those who look outside of the mainstream, talented as fuck, but not marketable fo’ shit…

  157. green eyes Says:

    plus we all know jay wasn’t smoking in the booth

    …cause if he was KC wouldnt have sucked as much

    *ducks*

  158. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    green eyes Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 3:13 pm
    plus we all know jay wasn’t smoking in the booth

    …cause if he was KC wouldnt have sucked as much

    *ducks*

    ***sniper shot….man down, man down!!! (no leather so soft)

  159. Da Partystarter Says:

    rebuttal accepted … Jazzy Jeff is more talented than most so-called weed carriers, but, his ‘FAME’ has come solely through his association with Will …
    ————————————————————————————–
    Cool but remember the “Philly Sweep” during the mid 80′s at the DMC, before “Bedroom” d.j.’s strarted getting all technical with on the 1′s and 2′s:
    1985-D.J. Cheese(From Jersey, but introduced scratching to the DMC)
    1986-Jazzy Jeff(with the “Drummer’s Beat”/”Got To Be Real” transfomer technique*Check the first album called “Rock The House” you could actuallly DANCE to his routines*)
    1987- D.J. Cash Money (rhythm scratch Grand Master)
    1988-D.J. Miz (“chase/shadow”technique and the fastest hands on the East Coast at the time)

  160. nation Says:

    >> no leather so soft

    you had me thinking for a second there, lol ol’ kimi hendrix ass copying ass chucking and jiving ass oxy moron ass…

  161. G7 Says:

    j-hood should go down as a weed carrier also, until i see an album from him.

  162. landLORD Says:

    … i hear you Ike … Cold Lampin With Flavor was my favorite joint on “It Takes a Nation of Millions” …

  163. el feces loco Says:

    ^LOL… them legs look like she run a 40 in 4 flat.

    ^^^Hahaha she remind me of this chick I met on BP like 2-3 years ago..i just dug her page up..SMH at her new makeup methods…..I was fuckin with her when she looked like the bottom pics tho.

    http://tinyurl.com/yjtkvw

    I got a thing for (real)long nails on women..I like my back scratched up…aint nothin like gettin in the shower after sex and having your back feel like ROOTS.

  164. landLORD Says:

    G7 Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 3:16 pm
    j-hood should go down as a weed carrier also, until i see an album from him.

    ——————–

    … co-sign …

  165. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ***Leather so soft isn’t such a bad song, per se…pulls out collar with index finger to make nervous gulping motion (n/h)…the title of the song and the video are fucking hilarious, though…ballerinas…white tigers, sign language, Wayne playing the guitar, etc….

  166. el feces loco Says:

    D. Billz Says:
    December 28th, 2006 at 2:45 pm

    ^LOL… them legs look like she run a 40 in 4 flat.

    ^^^Hahaha she remind me of this chick I met on BP like 2-3 years ago..i just dug her page up..SMH at her new makeup methods…..I was fuckin with her when she looked like the bottom pics tho.

    //tinyurl.com/yjtkvw

    I got a thing for (real)long nails on women..I like my back scratched up…aint nothin like gettin in the shower after sex and having your back feel like ROOTS.

  167. Da Partystarter Says:

    Al Jolson> Flavor Flav

    Mr. Bojangles>Flavor Flav

    Lubeless colonoscopy> Flavor Flav(N/H)

    1988 Flavor Flav>>>>>>>2005-06 Flavor Flav

  168. landLORD Says:

    1988 Flavor Flav>>>>>>>2005-06 Flavor Flav

    ——————————

    … definitely …

  169. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Lubeless colonoscopy> Flavor Flav(N/H)

    ***Let the nahright choir turn to Verse 69 Boyz, in the Book of Weezy, and repeat after me….”no amount of no homo disclaimers….”

  170. green eyes Says:

    Lubeless colonoscopy> Flavor Flav(N/H)

    ^^ ouch

  171. el feces loco Says:

    Six Degrees of Weed Carriers Separation

    The whole G Unit(50)
    50 cent (eminem)
    Eminem(dre)
    Dre(Easy E/nwa)
    NWA(Jerry Heller)

  172. Da Partystarter Says:

    icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
    Lubeless colonoscopy> Flavor Flav(N/H)

    ***Let the nahright choir turn to Verse 69 Boyz, in the Book of Weezy, and repeat after me….”no amount of no homo disclaimers….”

    LMAO….Yeah, as SOON as I hit the send button………

  173. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^^^LOL

  174. el feces loco Says:

    “Nelly went to Ashanti’s mom’s house on Christmas Eve like he does every year. After everyone exchanged gifts, Nelly got down on one knee in front of everyone and proposed to Ashanti. It was very emotional.”

    …IRVING lost

  175. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    f

  176. D. Billz Says:

    aint nothin like gettin in the shower after sex and having your back feel like ROOTS.

    ^LMAO… plus it gives you that ego boost, cause you know you just put in some work. It’s equivalent to feelin’ sore after a good workout…

  177. Pimpin Ken Says:

    is the clothin line ervinggeoffrey irv gotti’s clothin line?

  178. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
    aint nothin like gettin in the shower after sex and having your back feel like ROOTS.

    ^LMAO… plus it gives you that ego boost, cause you know you just put in some work. It’s equivalent to feelin’ sore after a good workout…

    ***Speaking of workouts, I got back on that shit today, after like a month off due to injury…knocked out my whole 5 1/2 mile run, too….I feel like Rodney King or some shit, though

  179. el feces loco Says:

    # Pimpin Ken Says:
    December 28th, 2006 at 3:29 pm

    is the clothin line ervinggeoffrey irv gotti’s clothin line?

    ^^Naw ….

    allhiphop.com/Hiphopnews/?ID=2292

  180. green eyes Says:

    ***Speaking of workouts, I got back on that shit today, after like a month off due to injury…knocked out my whole 5 1/2 mile run, too….I feel like Rodney King or some shit, though

    ^ show off. ive got old knee injuries (pause) that have ben acting up, so ive been just barely hobbling through

  181. el feces loco Says:

    ^LMAO… plus it gives you that ego boost, cause you know you just put in some work. It’s equivalent to feelin’ sore after a good workout…

    ***Speaking of workouts, I got back on that shit today, after like a month off due to injury…knocked out my whole 5 1/2 mile run, too….I feel like Rodney King or some shit, though

    ^^^Word,..I’m saving my “new workout plan” for jan2nd..time to replenish what the weed and turkey burgers has taken away.

  182. el feces loco Says:

    ^ show off. ive got old knee injuries (pause) that have ben acting up, so ive been just barely hobbling through

    ^^Even on the ellipticle machine?..I got fucked up knees too but i usually feel ok if I use the elip..instead of the threadmill.

  183. Jamz Says:

    ^LMAO… plus it gives you that ego boost, cause you know you just put in some work. It’s equivalent to feelin’ sore after a good workout…

    ^^ sex > working out

  184. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    jayz calls bleek, m extra money……bleek won

  185. Jamz Says:

    Damn, there’s a bunch of young oldtimers up in the piece. All these bad knees and shyt…LOL

  186. landLORD Says:

    Greatest Sports Weed Carriers (Weed Owner)

    Scottie Pippen (MJ)
    Joe Dumars (Isiah then)
    Mark Aguirre (Isiah now)
    David Robinson (Tim Duncan)
    David Rivers (LaDanian Tomlinson)
    John Stockton (Karl Malone)
    Tim Montgomery (Marion Jones)
    CJ Hunter (Marion Jones)
    Trevor Graham (Marion Jones)
    Greg Anderson (Barry Bonds & Jason Giambi)
    Bundini Brown (Muhammad Ali)
    Quentin Richardson (Eddy Curry)

  187. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    green eyes Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
    ***Speaking of workouts, I got back on that shit today, after like a month off due to injury…knocked out my whole 5 1/2 mile run, too….I feel like Rodney King or some shit, though

    ^ show off. ive got old knee injuries (pause) that have ben acting up, so ive been just barely hobbling through

    ***Good pause, lol…if you ever come to DC, don’t worry, I got carpet, j/k….I got the trifecta; knee problems, plus recent back/ankle injuries…I’m getting old, I guess, I’m just getting back into my workout groove; I was gonna wait until Jan, but I feel like I’m falling off, so I had to put in some work, NOW…I’m taking it kinda slow….I used to do 6 1/2 miles, followed by weights, but I’m easing back into the regimen carefully, because I don’t need to be out of commission for another month…

  188. Pimpin Ken Says:

    have u peeps heard tv on the radio its a black rock band wit dudes from brooklyn

  189. green eyes Says:

    ^^ sex > working out

    ^ co sign to the fullest.

    @ feces– nah,once my knees are warmed up the ellips alright. i just dont warm up well enough

  190. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    iceberg worksout with weights, limited cardio…but u have to workout the legs to pick those southern girls up while hunching……c sex with cloths on

  191. cashrlue Says:

    the shyt hilarious, man Jimmy and them is real clown catching more bricks then shaquille o’neal at the free throw line, i use to really dig there movement until they lost it right after diplomat immunity vol 2

  192. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^^^Word,..I’m saving my “new workout plan” for jan2nd..time to replenish what the weed and turkey burgers has taken away.

    ***I need to totally abolish Henny and carryout food from my life and stop counteracting my workouts…that’s on hold until ’07, though….

  193. green eyes Says:

    ***Good pause, lol…if you ever come to DC, don’t worry, I got carpet, j/k….

    ^^ lmao

  194. D. Billz Says:

    Psshhhh… Workout for what? Lift 4 pounds (c) Cam’ron

  195. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Pimpin Ken Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
    have u peeps heard tv on the radio its a black rock band wit dudes from brooklyn

    ***Read about them in Rolling Stone or Spin…David Bowie’s a big fan, and Bol has mentioned them a couple of times on XXL…Two of the Best Rock bands of all time are Living Colour and Fishbone, though

  196. KonishiwaBitches Says:

    yep i’ve been slacking on my workouts and nahright blogin……i’m back bitches

  197. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    I just hate when I get a charlie horse in sex, its hard to stroke with that shit

  198. landLORD Says:

    … New Edition + Bobby Brown on the BET 25th Anniversary Special was classic TV … Bobby needs a haircut and some Slim-Fast, though …

  199. green eyes Says:

    iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 3:45 pm
    I just hate when I get a charlie horse in sex, its hard to stroke with that shit

    ^^ you dont have enough potassium in your diet- a banana a day will keep those pains away

  200. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 3:44 pm
    Psshhhh… Workout for what? Lift 4 pounds (c) Cam’ron

    ***LOL…Funniest Anti-workout lyrics, ever….

    ohhla.com/anonymous/akinyele/vagina/exercise.aka.txt

  201. Da Partystarter Says:

    iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 3:45 pm
    I just hate when I get a charlie horse in sex, its hard to stroke with that shit

    “Charley Horse kinda knocked me off balance”(c) Ghostface “Tush” LOL
    Especially a severe one. Chick thinks she workin’ you out.LOL

  202. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Check this out man
    All this gym shit
    Runnin around for a scholarship
    ain’t even my style man
    I don’t even know what the fuck I’m doin in this shit
    Bout to get the FUCK up out of this shit
    Ain’t even with this

    [Akinyele]
    Me play sports? Don’t place your bet
    I’m not the type of guy to run up and down and break out in a sweat
    I just make the words sound hip
    I leave it up to Jane Fonda, to take care of that physical fit shit
    Nothin wrong with bein overWEIGHT, everything STRAIGHT
    so long as my pockets stay in SHAPE
    I never participated in gym
    I hated the thought, to even have to take a loss to begin
    They say health brings you longevity
    But I’m not one for that extra-curriculum activity
    You might see the Ak, with a baseball hat
    Won’t see me on no field with no baseball bat
    In case some nigga head, got to get cracked
    Other than that, I don’t plan to run track
    Picture me joggin for miles.. HAH!
    Come on kid, that’s just not my style
    I just talk to girls on the horn
    You won’t see the Ak upstairs, puttin no butter on his corns
    Another athlete bites the dust
    Another nigga from Egypt, make Egyptian Musk
    Picture me wearin Pro Keds, runnin the full court
    Don’t jump out your basket-ass head
    I just cool around the block and hold down the fort
    Straight up and down nigga, I’m not a good sport

  203. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    liquor builds estrogen in men, which gives u bitch tits…….c eskay with his shirt off…..no rosie odonnel

  204. Da Partystarter Says:

    landLORD Says:

    December 28th, 2006 at 3:46 pm
    … New Edition + Bobby Brown on the BET 25th Anniversary Special was classic TV … Bobby needs a haircut and some Slim-Fast, though …

    I watched the repeat last night. Half of NE was out of breath and Johnny Gill STILL can’t dance, but still, those cats are performers. I can’t see a new group coming out with that kind of showmanship. Bobby looked like he needed a asthma inhaler, though.

  205. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^^ you dont have enough potassium in your diet- a banana a day will keep those pains away

    ***Too easy…feels like a trap…lol

  206. green eyes Says:

    lol..its true (innuendos and possible entendres aside)

  207. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Trump is still ethering Rosie at every opportunity…

    tinyurl.com/ymkhlj

  208. D. Billz Says:

    Living Colour

    ^I remembered when they tried to sue Keenan for copyright infringement. I wonder what the outcome of that was.

    Lol @ those Ak lyrics. And I’m not even a fat guy. My manz from “Money Earnin” be tryin’ to drag me to the gym, ol’ Arnold SchwartzaNIGGA ass mofo…

    Sheeeeeeeeit

  209. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^^^You gotta hear the song, if you haven’t already…Vagina Diner was an underrated classic, IMO

  210. landLORD Says:

    … landLORD does not need to work out … i was created by using bionics and cryogenics … therefore i do not age, degenerate, deteriorate or suffer maladies common to mortal men and women …

  211. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    a lot of chicks don’t have enduranceduring sex…chicks alwayz taking timeouts during sex….I just get frustated when I’m ready to chg positions

  212. Lloyd Carr Says:

    Some of my girls

    http://www.tiny.cc/1Jq2T

  213. Da Partystarter Says:

    Rosie’s a bully. She reminds me of Robert DeNiro in “Raging Bull” when he put all that wieght on.

  214. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    lol@ land, ol Weapon X ass nigga….(c) Billz, paraphrased

  215. Da Partystarter Says:

    ^^^You gotta hear the song, if you haven’t already…Vagina Diner was an underrated classic, IMO

    Everyons talks about Nas’ verse on “Live at The BBQ” but Ak murdered it with that “..blow the fuck up like confetti” line.

  216. carpemundus Says:

    of jimmy thought it would sell, hed do it. he’s that type

    http://www.carpemundus.com – selling our souls a little bit at a time

  217. iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:

    liquor builds estrogen in men, which gives u bitch tits…….c eskay with his shirt off…..no rosie odonnel

    true shit is that women look harder @ niggas that work out & with decent bodies than we look @ chicks with super bodies…….women r way more wild @ a strip show than we r….

  218. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    yessir, @ partystarter…Ak was on the rise, until those “Put it in my mouth” and “fuck me for free”(n/h) joints came out as a commercial successes and totally changed his focus as an emcee

  219. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    Don’t throw your soccer balls this way
    The name is Akinyele, not no motherfuckin Pele
    Baseballs is what I’m not with
    So don’t hand me no catcher’s mitt, cause I ain’t catchin shit!
    The only time I slide and run, is after a murder’s done
    I get ghost before the homicide come!
    But that’s a different subject – that’s called games of death
    when your man play russian roulette while upset
    He can’t handle it, he wants to stop it
    He grabs the hammer and cock it, but that’s a whole different topic
    I just throw my voice on plastic
    You won’t see me wrasslin in no arena, gettin my ass kicked
    or better yet boxin in, some ring with gloves
    talkin about PST PST losin oxygen
    You know the whole blase-BLASAH, the Ak SAGA
    I’m quick, to run your shit like a JOGGER
    Huh! I don’t carry no stopclock
    I knock the J off of Jock, so you can just call me Ak!
    Yeah, it’s just that simple son
    On my spare time, I be rackin bitches up, at the Wimbledon
    But I’m not one for tennis
    nor breakin no sport records in the World Book of Guinness
    I just cool around the block and hold down the fort
    Straight up and down nigga, I’m not a good sport

  220. icon (trillbert arenas) Says:

    ^^^I would’ve loved to have heard Biggie kick that exact same rhyme….

  221. D.N.(The Kufi Smacker) Says:

    >>6. “Cook Coke For Kwanzaa” (featuring Juelz Santana)

    I hope that track sees the light of day. That would be pure 100% comedy.

  222. Small Eyez Says:

    ^^^^ if the moneys right…they do it.

  223. 850 gramz Says:

    Never was a Jim jones fan. Boy does he stink

  224. CO CAINE Says:

    jim jones is a clown

  225. Tall Israeli » Gott nytt Ã¥r! Says:

    [...] Och sist men inte minst, Jim Jones önskar alla Happy Kwanzaa! Cat:  [...]

  226. college Says:

    My first kufi F. Nas

    Genius.

    Actually, I hope this does come out. And all you nerds need to stop hating on DIPSET.

  227. VISAR Says:

    Fuck he gotta song with nas in this shit (My First Kufi” (featuring Nas) thougt they was beefing!!! Fuck dipset men forreal they just like g – unit!! And is a lot of shit been going on whit them right now!!!!

  228. Concerned Educator Says:

    As a teacher and positive role model in the African-American community, I thought that the tradition of Kwanzaa should not be made a mockery. It only justified the downfall of literacy amongst many children in the Black community. Dr. Malauna Karenga founded Kwanzaa in 1966, not to have the spirit of the holiday broken through humor and disrespect towards African people, but to teach Black people through seven principles how to love themselves and become successful individuals. I am saddened that instead of taking this opportunity to teach our children how to appreciate the seven principles of Kwanzaa, and how it can enrich their lives, they are taught how to disrespect their culture through poor examples like these. If this were any other culture they would not make such a negative parody of their traditional celebrations.

  229. Metal Lungies » Blog Archive » Happy Holidays from Metal Lungies! Says:

    [...] For those celebrating Kwanzaa, I think you already know. [...]

  230. Metal Lungies » Blog Archive » Happy Holidays from Metal Lungies! Says:

    [...] There’s a second set of shows available at Rosenberg’s blog, Paul Rosenberg.For those celebrating Kwanzaa, I think you already know. [...]

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