Happy Kwanzaa From Jim Jones
Track list:
1. "Harambee Niggas" (featuring JR Writer)
2. "A Dipset Kwanzaa"
3. "Kugi-Pop-A-Nigga" (featuring Cam’Ron & Hell Rell)
4. "Light That Shit(Dem Candles)"
5. "My First Kufi" (featuring Nas)
6. "Cook Coke For Kwanzaa" (featuring Juelz Santana)
7. "Dashiki Cost A Mil"
8. "Ballin on Kwanzaa" (featuring Akon)
9. "Bohoe Bitches’"
10. "We Fly High Kwanzaa Remix" (featuring Ja Rule,Lil Romeo, & K-Fed)
Obviously (or maybe not) a parody, but hilarious nonetheless. Especially since I wouldn’t put this past Jimmy for a second.
Artwork by Smalleyez
December 28th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
SHITS DISGUSTING B.
December 28th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Interesting.
December 28th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
kwanzaa-bot > jim jones
this is a joke right?
December 28th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
10. “We Fly High Kwanzaa Remix” (featuring Ja Rule,Lil Romeo, & K-Fed)
WOW IS THIS SERIOUS ? I MEAN THIS IS IS BAD EVEN FOR DUSTY JIM
December 28th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
Obviously (or maybe not) a parody, but hilarious nonetheless. Especially since I wouldn’t put this past Jimmy for a second.
AHHHHH
I SEE I SAID
December 28th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
fo sho’!
December 28th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
happy kwanzaa bitches
its dipset hahahahahah
December 28th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
lil romeo and k-ked on a same song… damn… this has got to be the BSest remix of the century.
December 28th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
FALALALALA ITS A DIP-SET KWANZAA
December 28th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
i wish everyday was xmas………that tune from jimmys xmas lp/mixtpe is banging
December 28th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
gtfoh! with that fly high remix line up loooool
December 28th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
hahaha “light that shit (dem candles)”
too clever for jim jones.
dashiki cost a mil ahahahahahah hilarious
December 28th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
damn is like an alternate reallty today
mad dudes giving dipset props on nah right
December 28th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
weaaaaaaaaaak
December 28th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
When Hip Hop finally dies, I hope this muh’fucker dies with it.
And I don’t give two shits if this is a joke or not, because I know for a fact we all did a double take when es posted it. Whoever created this just gave the little bummy cat an idea for yet another way to rape this culture. (My sense of humour has left the building).
December 28th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
i wish this came out lmao
December 28th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
eskay… A
gunPC in ya face and this is all you can come up wit’?December 28th, 2006 at 12:52 pm
And I don’t give two shits if this is a joke or not, because I know for a fact we all did a double take when es posted it. Whoever created this just gave the little bummy cat an idea for yet another way to rape this culture. (My sense of humour has left the building).
^^^ WHAT HE SAID
I THOUGHT THIS WAS 100 PERCENT AUTHENTIC TILL I SAW THE LIL ROMEO JA RULE K-FED REMIX BUT THAN AGAIN I WOULDNT PUT IT PAST HIM )
December 28th, 2006 at 12:52 pm
From just the cover u couldn’t that shit was fake dipset is puttin out lotta garbadge these days
December 28th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
*does a double-take, wipes eyes, thinkin’ this can’t be real*
December 28th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
funny shit…lol
December 28th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
chow time maggotz
December 28th, 2006 at 1:00 pm
this is the most ignorant shyt i’ve ever read
December 28th, 2006 at 1:00 pm
D. Billz Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 12:32 pm
E from BK… What up chiefster?
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What’s the drill duke?
By the way, these guys are a disgrace.
December 28th, 2006 at 1:01 pm
Nas interview from AHH
allhiphop.com/features/?ID=1663
December 28th, 2006 at 1:02 pm
Soul Clapper Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
When Hip Hop finally dies, I hope this muh’fucker dies with it.
And I don’t give two shits if this is a joke or not, because I know for a fact we all did a double take when es posted it. Whoever created this just gave the little bummy cat an idea for yet another way to rape this culture. (My sense of humour has left the building).
^^
This Dude is Just as lame as Young Jeezy…
Dasss Riiiiight + Ballinnnnn + Da Trap + Goonies = 100% bullshit!
December 28th, 2006 at 1:02 pm
Cook coke for Kwanzaa, Dashiki cost a Mil….lol
December 28th, 2006 at 1:03 pm
My First Kufi, Feat Nas…it just gets better and better….
December 28th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 1:03 pm
My First Kufi, Feat Nas…it just gets better and better….
SHIT YOU AINT KIDDING I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT ONE
December 28th, 2006 at 1:06 pm
Funny titles. Thank God it’s not real (yet).
December 28th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
TYRONEBIGGUMS71 Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 1:03 pm
My First Kufi, Feat Nas…it just gets better and better….
SHIT YOU AINT KIDDING I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT ONE
^^ neither did i. fuck. cant decide if i should laugh or cry
December 28th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
He is one of the lamest people to me in the industry right now.
I mean Christmas albums and things of that sort should be left to R&B’ers in my opinion.
Gosh he irks me.
December 28th, 2006 at 1:14 pm
smh @ these conservative talk show hosts taking shots at Americans who don’t support the war. This Mike Gallagher clown is talking about the draft and calling people who don’t support the war “Ugly Americans”. It’s amazing that although there were no WOMD it is still okay to be over there occupying Iraq. WTF?
December 28th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
smh at not livin in a major city so i have nothin to do on new years
December 28th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
reality is stranger than fiction.
stay tuned in 07…folks.
December 28th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
in more WTF news…
some reader wrote into the Miami Herald today saying all Muslims should be deported from the US to make it safer.
laugh or cry once again?
December 28th, 2006 at 1:19 pm
E From BK Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 1:14 pm
It’s amazing that although there were no WOMD it is still okay to be over there occupying Iraq. WTF?
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Yo, even when a war is just, apathy sets in. This one aint just, no matter how you cut it, so everyone is fucking bored of this bullshit war. I feel sorry for the dudes in helmets who are over there doing their job 100% knowing that nobody gives a shit no more.
December 28th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
What’s the drill duke?
^@E from BK… Aint shit fam, woofin’ down a cup of oatmeal for lunch. Smh
December 28th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
@ Soul Clapper
What’s ill about that is even though morale is low amongst troops, the media continues it’s spin by parading the 1 or 2 that really believe in the mission. However, they don’t mention that enlistment is down and they are seriously considering a draft.
December 28th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
I feel sorry for the dudes in helmets who are over there doing their job 100% knowing that nobody gives a shit no more.
^^ i really hope they dont think that
December 28th, 2006 at 1:25 pm
in more WTF news…
some reader wrote into the Miami Herald today saying all Muslims should be deported from the US to make it safer.
laugh or cry once again?
^What’s the reporter’s name? They should be fired and beaten for shit like that.
December 28th, 2006 at 1:27 pm
However, they don’t mention that enlistment is down and they are seriously considering a draft.
^Somebody call Nation. I might need to get some prices on Canada apartments.
December 28th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
@ billz not a reporter- it was in the readers mail section
tinyurl.com/ymg7mx
December 28th, 2006 at 1:30 pm
@ billz not a reporter- it was in the readers mail section
tinyurl.com/ymg7mx
^Oh ok, just some schmuck. What up greenery?
December 28th, 2006 at 1:30 pm
@ E From BK
That’s the media propaganda machine in full effect.
@ green eyes
I didn’t mean literally doesn’t give a shit. Everyone is backing the dudes working. But I’d rather they were back home playing cards on a base somewhere, fighting with rednecks in bars and catching Chlamydia from hookers, instead of getting shot and blown up for what I believe is essentially an unjust occupation right now. But that’s an opinion. Plus, why ain’t rappers talking about this shit? Just Immortal Technique again huh?
December 28th, 2006 at 1:30 pm
… all the major newspapers are racially and religiously bigoted, and they only serve as the mouthpiece for conservatives (wealthy and politically connected whites), and are used as a tool to brainwash the gullible and impressionable masses …
… Final Call > USA Today …
December 28th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
trying not to not think too hard about the state of the world billz.
>>>But I’d rather they were back home playing cards on a base somewhere, fighting with rednecks in bars and catching Chlamydia from hookers, instead of getting shot and blown up
^^ co sig– except for the chlamydia part
>>>>… Final Call > USA Today …
^^ true
December 28th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
smh @ these conservative talk show hosts taking shots at Americans who don’t support the war. This Mike Gallagher clown is talking about the draft and calling people who don’t support the war “Ugly Americansâ€. It’s amazing that although there were no WOMD it is still okay to be over there occupying Iraq. WTF?
^But the average cracka has been brainwashed years ago so it isn’t suprising: they were taught to be racists, indulge in patroitism, and be generally deceptive at all costs. I laugh at those fucks when I ever see ‘em donned in Amerikkkan flag gear n’ shit like that. They’re the first ones to scream traitor but if you ask them who they voted for they silent as a mofo.
December 28th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
Soul Clapper Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 1:30 pm
Plus, why ain’t rappers talking about this shit?
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You didn’t hear DFB or D4L? “If I want knowledge, I’ll go read a book”
*Doesn’t that require actually picking up a book?*
December 28th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
in other news– anyone see the good shepard?
December 28th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
I didn’t mean literally doesn’t give a shit. Everyone is backing the dudes working. But I’d rather they were back home playing cards on a base somewhere, fighting with rednecks in bars and catching Chlamydia from hookers, instead of getting shot and blown up for what I believe is essentially an unjust occupation right now. But that’s an opinion. Plus, why ain’t rappers talking about this shit? Just Immortal Technique again huh?
^Talib will be on his new album (I’m assumin’). And you already know the state of hip hop so it’s not like we gotta ask why more aren’t talkin’ about it. You think they give a fuck? It’s already a war goin’ on outside, no man is some from. So I guess they feel that what’s goin’ on in another country is irrelevant though it effects us all.
December 28th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Final Call > USA Today …
^Highlights magazine > USA Today
December 28th, 2006 at 1:38 pm
nah right > USA Today
December 28th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
the source under benzinos control > USA Today
but USA today has better graphs
December 28th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
Or course this is not real. This is too funny. I like the song title with Nas.
December 28th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
D. Billz Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Plus, why ain’t rappers talking about this shit? Just Immortal Technique again huh?
^Talib will be on his new album (I’m assumin’).
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What up Billz? Yeah, Talib will have something to say. Maybe Mos, maybe Monch. What we need is a Paris, Kam Immortal Technique and Chuck D concept album, which will go 4x Platinum and set in motion a chain of events that will result in a 10 million man march on the White House and Downing Street and the troops coming home….
*wakes up from unrealistic dream*
December 28th, 2006 at 1:50 pm
Just in case someone wants to know the latest numbers
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December 28th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
cklhiphop Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Interesting.
^haha. and j. jones is still a hipster. my man does some “business” in williamsburg and he swears jimmy’s goofy ballin ass rolls thru…
December 28th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
hernandez Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
cklhiphop Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Interesting.
^haha. and j. jones is still a hipster. my man does some “business†in williamsburg and he swears jimmy’s goofy ballin ass rolls thru…
***smh……..the bad thing is I sort of beleive that.
December 28th, 2006 at 1:55 pm
Looks aside, my type of lady… www.myspace.com/devynitythemc
December 28th, 2006 at 1:56 pm
LF: Ever wonder how some of these local radio ads are even legal. For example; I just heard a local ad for a “smoke shop” being promoted by lil flop of all people, adverstising the latest in detox (for all my peeps on parole), glass pipes, etc…….
December 28th, 2006 at 2:03 pm
@ Greenie’s article
WOW
December 28th, 2006 at 2:03 pm
tinyurl.com/y3nlh3
top 10 Best Uses Of James Brown in Hip Hop..by?love
teenageteardrops.abstractdynamics.org/archives/IMG_9822.jpg
zshare.net/audio/104-jean_grae-dont_rush_me-ftd-mp3.html
^^^Just cause..even tho she need a lil lipgloss
December 28th, 2006 at 2:05 pm
@ mac. i know. it was a mood killer first to be assualted by such blatant stupidity and unadulterated hatred first thing in the AM
December 28th, 2006 at 2:07 pm
D. Billz Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 1:55 pm
Looks aside, my type of lady… myspace.com/devynitythemc
^^^^^^
http://tinyurl.com/ykstd9
I’d upgrade her boots..that’s about it..other than that I’m smashing,
most women with locs are freaks..big time.
December 28th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
D. Billz Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 1:55 pm
Looks aside, my type of lady… myspace.com/devynitythemc
^^^^^^
//tinyurl.com/ykstd9
I’d upgrade her boots..that’s about it..other than that I’m smashing,
most women with locs are freaks..big time.
December 28th, 2006 at 2:11 pm
I’m sorry yall but we r having this debate @ work between the sexes….its kinda out there
is no pussy > than period pu$$y
December 28th, 2006 at 2:13 pm
^^^^
yea she could get it…
strictly boho positions.
December 28th, 2006 at 2:15 pm
.. i’ll smash … early … nice legs …
December 28th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
sorry green eyes bilut the women here @ work r also debating this issuem
December 28th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
why the apologies??you didnt apologize last time this topic came up
December 28th, 2006 at 2:18 pm
My vote: no pu**y
I just can’t earn my “red wings”
December 28th, 2006 at 2:18 pm
smh
December 28th, 2006 at 2:19 pm
green eyes Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
why the apologies??you didnt apologize last time this topic came up
————————
. and it seems to come up at least once a month (chris rios intended) … smh @ some peoples’ fascination with menstruation …
December 28th, 2006 at 2:20 pm
does he even know what harambee means? doesnt make sense of as a title! send him back to school.
December 28th, 2006 at 2:21 pm
green eyes Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
why the apologies??you didnt apologize last time this topic came up
I’m trying to be a gentleman……I’ve been 2 hard on the hoes lately……& I mean hoes in the most respectful way
December 28th, 2006 at 2:21 pm
wHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE sCREWED AND cHOPPED MOVEMENT? that shit still exists?
December 28th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
sex on a period = saved money on ky jelly warming liquid
December 28th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
el feces loco Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:21 pm
wHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE sCREWED AND cHOPPED MOVEMENT? that shit still exists?
^^ god i hope not
December 28th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
el feces loco Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:21 pm
wHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE sCREWED AND cHOPPED MOVEMENT? that shit still exists?
^^It died w/ DJ Screw (rip yr 2000)
December 28th, 2006 at 2:24 pm
I remember when Screw first started that shit by slowing down old “spice one” tapes back in 91′
He lived a couple of neighborhoods from me in southpark…..I was like 12 yrs old or something
December 28th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
what up, greenie….
December 28th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
He lived a couple of neighborhoods from me in southpark…..I was like 12 yrs old or something
***Cartman?
December 28th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
that shit is alive & well in tampa but we call iy slowed down music…we had that shit since luke I wanna rock
December 28th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
hiya icon
December 28th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
Mac Brown Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:24 pm
I remember when Screw first started that shit by slowing down old “spice one†tapes back in 91′
^^^Yea basically all the sub cultures of rap music created by southern and western groups have died..ie.snap, crunk, hyphy, screwednchopped.
December 28th, 2006 at 2:30 pm
how’d screw die?
December 28th, 2006 at 2:31 pm
el feces loco Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
Mac Brown Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:24 pm
I remember when Screw first started that shit by slowing down old “spice one†tapes back in 91′
^^^Yea basically all the sub cultures of rap music created by southern and western groups have died..ie.snap, crunk, hyphy, screwednchopped.
***That dancing crunk clown nigga was pure comedy, though
December 28th, 2006 at 2:31 pm
green eyes Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:30 pm
how’d screw die?
***I really think he overdosed on that sizzurp bullshit…
December 28th, 2006 at 2:32 pm
“the most beautifullest vocabulist be punching MC’s dead in they esophagus”
December 28th, 2006 at 2:32 pm
***That dancing crunk clown nigga was pure comedy, though
^^^haha word, he be on the Damon Wayans Show on showtime,,..looking foolish.
December 28th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
>>sex on a period = saved money on ky jelly warming liquid
^damn!! i’ll spend the couple dollars on the ky
December 28th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
green eyes Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:30 pm
how’d screw die?
^^He od’ed on codine in the back of his mixtape store. They found him slumped over the toilet……(he was 30 and had a heart attack and was vomiting profusley from the years of sipping syrup)
@ icon……..LOL southpark is a neighborhood in Houston. Its where scarface, screw, Lil flip, and myself are originally from.
December 28th, 2006 at 2:34 pm
@ greenie, from Wikipedia:
DJ Screw died of a heart attack in 2000.[1] His cause of death was rumoured in the media to be either a codeine overdose or merely the result of long-term buildup of codeine in his system. However, Screwed Up Click member Z-Ro stated in a 2006 interview that Screw’s death came from someone putting methamphetamine into his codeine, and he believes that it was someone very close to the Click who sabotaged him.
December 28th, 2006 at 2:36 pm
dj screw > dj kay slay
dj scribble > kay slay
dj jazzy jeff is goat
December 28th, 2006 at 2:37 pm
Little known fact:
That syrup shit that ignant niggas be gassing up here in houston usually has some herion in it as well.
December 28th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
G7 Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
>>sex on a period = saved money on ky jelly warming liquid
^damn!! i’ll spend the couple dollars on the ky
^^ damn, ya;ll acting like it’ll hurt you
December 28th, 2006 at 2:39 pm
iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
sex on a period = saved money on ky jelly warming liquid
thats fucked - yet cost efficient so i like where your minds at
December 28th, 2006 at 2:39 pm
green eyes Says:
^^ damn, ya;ll acting like it’ll hurt you
***it just freaks me out. And I am a person that has little to no boundaries when it comes to sex.
December 28th, 2006 at 2:39 pm
green eyes Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
G7 Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
>>sex on a period = saved money on ky jelly warming liquid
^damn!! i’ll spend the couple dollars on the ky
^^ damn, ya;ll acting like it’ll hurt you
***Sheets looking like tie die, and shit, lol
December 28th, 2006 at 2:40 pm
tie dye?
December 28th, 2006 at 2:40 pm
just when I think dip dhit set hits bottom, jenny jones goes and does this
December 28th, 2006 at 2:40 pm
*shit
December 28th, 2006 at 2:41 pm
lol- im not saying hit while the flow is heavy, but by day 3 or 4 its just a trickle and the hotmones have us pretty open….
December 28th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
no sex period > sex on period.
December 28th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
***Sheets looking like tie die, and shit, lol
^^^I mean..I dont run red lights but..why would you lay down with that shit?..I’d bend her over the shower and turn the water on..strictly backshots.
December 28th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
dj jazzy jeff gets credit as the greatest weed holder of all time..he followed will smith from music to tv to movies…….but he has produced classics, c credits of producing from jill scott & music soul child
December 28th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
green eyes Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:41 pm
lol- im not saying hit while the flow is heavy, but by day 3 or 4 its just a trickle and the hotmones have us pretty open….
***You are reminding me of a past incident I had while sexing this chick.
December 28th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
but by day 3 or 4 its just a trickle and the hotmones have us pretty open….
^^true i’m horny as hell right before my period and during my period but i HATE going there when i’m on my cycle.
December 28th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
I cant believe I walked into a comment session 2 times this month and ya’ll are talkin about sex on a period again, this shit sounds like an hbo special.
December 28th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Would you accept head from a chick with bleeding gums?@ The room.
December 28th, 2006 at 2:45 pm
//tinyurl.com/ykstd9
I’d upgrade her boots..that’s about it..other than that I’m smashing,
most women with locs are freaks..big time.
^Lol @ feces upgradin’ her boots… and @ Small Eyes for the “strictly boho” positions…
December 28th, 2006 at 2:46 pm
>>> Would you accept head from a chick with bleeding gums?@ The room.
definately not NAH RIGHT!
December 28th, 2006 at 2:46 pm
Shanti Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
no sex period > sex on period.
whatsfunny is here @ work most people r saying no sex…..but when I asked who has never had sex on a period no one answers…so every1 is a nasty mutha fucka….c eddie murphy in life when he is old
December 28th, 2006 at 2:47 pm
el feces loco Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Would you accept head from a chick with bleeding gums?@ The room.
^^ no, but then i dont get head from chicks so perhaps im not the best one to answer this question
December 28th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
www.mixunit.com/isawiconquered.html
December 28th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
>>> but when I asked who has never had sex on a period no one answers…so every1 is a nasty mutha fucka
Have I did it yes, would I do it again prolly, but i need to be mad thirst and in a drought
December 28th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
^Lol @ feces upgradin’ her boots… and @ Small Eyes for the “strictly boho†positions…
^^hahaha dem shits look like they on they 3rd tour of duty.
Women in Combat>Women in Combat boots
December 28th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
green eyes Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:47 pm
el feces loco Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Would you accept head from a chick with bleeding gums?@ The room.
^^ no, but then i dont get head from chicks so perhaps im not the best one to answer this question
***I’m starting to rub off on you…better get ya wet wipes, lol….j/k
December 28th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
el feces loco Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Would you accept head from a chick with bleeding gums?@ The room.
I want talked to a chick with bleeding gums let alone get monica from her…….
December 28th, 2006 at 2:51 pm
Damn ,the gums would have to be bleeding pretty bad, for that shit to be obvious from the jump….she’d have to have some fucking Arsenio Hall gums, too (n/h)
December 28th, 2006 at 2:51 pm
whatsfunny is here @ work most people r saying no sex…..but when I asked who has never had sex on a period no one answers…so every1 is a nasty mutha fucka….c eddie murphy in life when he is old
man this old lady in her late 40’s joined the convo & is like I prefer it than…..every1 had the blan stare & just turned around to there cpu
December 28th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
# iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
el feces loco Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Would you accept head from a chick with bleeding gums?@ The room.
I want talked to a chick with bleeding gums let alone get monica from her…….
^^^^^^^^^^
So in your assesment bloody pumpum>bloody mouth?
December 28th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
:) @ icon
December 28th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
man this old lady in her late 40’s joined the convo & is like I prefer it than…..every1 had the blan stare & just turned around to there cpu
***Sexual Harrassment Panda (from South Park) assed nigga
December 28th, 2006 at 2:53 pm
green eyes Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
G7 Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
>>sex on a period = saved money on ky jelly warming liquid
^damn!! i’ll spend the couple dollars on the ky
^^ damn, ya;ll acting like it’ll hurt you
^Its not gonna hurt, but i can wait a few days til its over. I’ll make sure my girl has me drained out before the first day of her period.
December 28th, 2006 at 2:53 pm
>> 5. “My First Kufi” (featuring Nas)
if it’s jimmy feat. nas… shouldnt it be called my first and last kufi?
December 28th, 2006 at 2:54 pm
el feces loco Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
# iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
el feces loco Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Would you accept head from a chick with bleeding gums?@ The room.
I want talked to a chick with bleeding gums let alone get monica from her…….
^^^^^^^^^^
So in your assesment bloody pumpum>bloody mouth?
u got the right 1 baby….c ray charles selling out 4 a check
December 28th, 2006 at 2:56 pm
Sexual harrassment panda:
youtube.com/watch?v=LsZFY4kW4TM
December 28th, 2006 at 2:56 pm
Weed Carrier Hall of Fame Members
Jazzy Jeff
Flavor Flav
Spliff Star
DMC
Stedman Graham
Scottie Pippen
Jungle and Wiz
Drew Bundini Brown
Damon Dash
Robin
Lil Cease
Jeb Bush
… to be continued …
December 28th, 2006 at 2:57 pm
I cant believe I walked into a comment session 2 times this month and ya’ll are talkin about sex on a period again, this shit sounds like an hbo special.
^The Douche Monologues. Smh
December 28th, 2006 at 2:58 pm
damn, land left off Bleek…they got pics on smartenupnas of Bleek with some luggage, looking like he works @ BWI or some shit…
December 28th, 2006 at 2:58 pm
“Never ran the red light never had the blue balls”-hav
“Only time I get blue balls is if the bitch wearing blue lipstick”-Banks..I think?..Old Banks?
..Something makin me wanna go listen to old g unit..before the deal..I can’t believe niggas had me screamin “G-UNITTTTTTTT”..SMH at me bein easily mislead.
December 28th, 2006 at 2:58 pm
^^ lol
December 28th, 2006 at 2:59 pm
co-sign el feces
December 28th, 2006 at 3:02 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:58 pm
damn, land left off Bleek…they got pics on smartenupnas of Bleek with some luggage, looking like he works @ BWI or some shit…
—————————-
… i dont really consider Bleek a weed carrier … dude has 3 albums, one of them aint even bad (M.A.D.E.) … i believe TyTy or Guru is carrying Hovas weed … he even tells Guru to roll him a joint on “Do You Wanna Ride” … ya’ll too hard on Bleek …
December 28th, 2006 at 3:02 pm
***G-Unit seemed like a movement for a second, there…especially once Game came out…G-Unit stans will never admit that Game was the best affiliate, though..
December 28th, 2006 at 3:03 pm
^Lol @ feces upgradin’ her boots… and @ Small Eyes for the “strictly boho†positions…
^^hahaha dem shits look like they on they 3rd tour of duty.
Women in Combat>Women in Combat boots
^LOL… them legs look like she run a 40 in 4 flat.
December 28th, 2006 at 3:03 pm
landLORD Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:56 pm
Weed Carrier Hall of Fame Members
Jazzy Jeff
Sorry, Jeff is the inventor of the transformer scratch, proponent of the rhythm scratch and “ghost” producer of many of Jill Scott’s, among others, hit records. I’m not being sensitive but D.J.’s gotta stick together. Plus weed wasn’t his twist, just a lil “pancakes” and”syrup”.
December 28th, 2006 at 3:03 pm
Weed Carrier Hall of Fame Members
Jazzy Jeff
Flavor Flav
Spliff Star
DMC
Stedman Graham
Scottie Pippen
Jungle and Wiz
Drew Bundini Brown
Damon Dash
Robin
Lil Cease
Jeb Bush
^^DMC had his own weed..if anything it was JMJ R.I.P
*adds*
POLO (Kool G rap)
Tupac(digital Underground)
Scoop n Scrap lover(big daddy Kane)
Monie Love(LADIES FIRST/LATIFAH)
Spindarella
December 28th, 2006 at 3:04 pm
is cam jimmys weed carrier now?
December 28th, 2006 at 3:04 pm
memphis bleek
December 28th, 2006 at 3:05 pm
One could argue that Biggs is Dame’s weed carrier
December 28th, 2006 at 3:07 pm
looking like he works @ BWI or some shit…
^I swear we got one of the best airports. Especially after I seen that retro tragedy they call an airport in Fort Lauderdale.
>>..Something makin me wanna go listen to old g unit..before the deal..I can’t believe niggas had me screamin “G-UNITTTTTTTTâ€..SMH at me bein easily mislead.
^Co-sig… smh… damn, I was hopin’ 50, Lloyd, and Yayo (of all people) were bringin’ the hardcore shit back. Especially with lines like “you aint gotta like me / that’s cool, I don’t give a fuck / quality time aint gon’ put me in a bigger truck”
December 28th, 2006 at 3:07 pm
>> is cam jimmys weed carrier now?
^ shots fired. smh… you’re gonna have cam run up here and give you like 5 reasons to diss you and then jump into an incomprehensible and hilarious rap about how he saw you throw the diamond up when you said that
December 28th, 2006 at 3:07 pm
^^^Flavor Flav was a crucial member of P.E…as much as niggas hate on him now because of his recent coonishness, he brought flavor to the group, pun intended…If you wanna really name a weedcarrier, I gotta roll with Jarobi from ATCQ, because even now, 17 years or so after Peoples Instinctive Travels, I don’t have the vaguest idea of what he does/did….Also, DJ Yella from NWA…Dre was the executive producer, so what exactly did Yella actually accomplish?
December 28th, 2006 at 3:08 pm
>>>Sorry, Jeff is the inventor of the transformer scratch, proponent of the rhythm scratch and “ghost†producer of many of Jill Scott’s, among others, hit records. I’m not being sensitive but D.J.’s gotta stick together. Plus weed wasn’t his twist, just a lil “pancakes†andâ€syrupâ€.
————————–
… rebuttal accepted … Jazzy Jeff is more talented than most so-called weed carriers, but, his ‘FAME’ has come solely through his association with Will …
December 28th, 2006 at 3:08 pm
D. Billz Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 3:07 pm
looking like he works @ BWI or some shit…
^I swear we got one of the best airports. Especially after I seen that retro tragedy they call an airport in Fort Lauderdale.
****That’s still the only airport I travel from…BWI and Reagan cost to much to fly out of…
December 28th, 2006 at 3:09 pm
I’m not being sensitive but D.J.’s gotta stick together.
^Ben Ha woulda have Jihad’ed this whole thread for that Jazzy Jeff statement, lol.
December 28th, 2006 at 3:09 pm
… Flavor Flav never made a solo album … therefore, he is a weed carrier …
December 28th, 2006 at 3:09 pm
cam can bring it on, i aint scurred. whats he gonna do, bedazzle me to death? lol
December 28th, 2006 at 3:10 pm
***Jeff was one of the biggest catalysts that set off the Neo Soul movement in Philly, a few years ago…
December 28th, 2006 at 3:10 pm
LOL..i wouldnt put it past jenny jones myself
December 28th, 2006 at 3:12 pm
here is my thesis on why memphis bleek isn’t really a weed carrier. i mean, he is jay’s ‘weed carrier’, but he doesn’t carry any weed. i’m pretty sure at this point in his carrier, he has people carrying his weed, and plus… the only (recent) proof we have of jay smoking is off KC when young guru rolls a JOINT for jay… so wouldnt that automatically make him weed carrier? i guess it depends
plus we all know jay wasn’t smoking in the booth
December 28th, 2006 at 3:12 pm
opium is one hell of a drug
December 28th, 2006 at 3:12 pm
landLORD Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 3:09 pm
… Flavor Flav never made a solo album … therefore, he is a weed carrier …
***He put out some unga bunga shit a couple of months ago, lol…c’mon though, 911 is a joke and I can’t do nothing for ya man are classics, plus his ad-libs defined a lot of PE’s work…without Flav, PE would’ve been Dead Prez….respected, influential to those who look outside of the mainstream, talented as fuck, but not marketable fo’ shit…
December 28th, 2006 at 3:13 pm
plus we all know jay wasn’t smoking in the booth
…cause if he was KC wouldnt have sucked as much
*ducks*
December 28th, 2006 at 3:14 pm
green eyes Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 3:13 pm
plus we all know jay wasn’t smoking in the booth
…cause if he was KC wouldnt have sucked as much
*ducks*
***sniper shot….man down, man down!!! (no leather so soft)
December 28th, 2006 at 3:15 pm
rebuttal accepted … Jazzy Jeff is more talented than most so-called weed carriers, but, his ‘FAME’ has come solely through his association with Will …
————————————————————————————–
Cool but remember the “Philly Sweep” during the mid 80’s at the DMC, before “Bedroom” d.j.’s strarted getting all technical with on the 1’s and 2’s:
1985-D.J. Cheese(From Jersey, but introduced scratching to the DMC)
1986-Jazzy Jeff(with the “Drummer’s Beat”/”Got To Be Real” transfomer technique*Check the first album called “Rock The House” you could actuallly DANCE to his routines*)
1987- D.J. Cash Money (rhythm scratch Grand Master)
1988-D.J. Miz (”chase/shadow”technique and the fastest hands on the East Coast at the time)
December 28th, 2006 at 3:15 pm
>> no leather so soft
you had me thinking for a second there, lol ol’ kimi hendrix ass copying ass chucking and jiving ass oxy moron ass…
December 28th, 2006 at 3:16 pm
j-hood should go down as a weed carrier also, until i see an album from him.
December 28th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
… i hear you Ike … Cold Lampin With Flavor was my favorite joint on “It Takes a Nation of Millions” …
December 28th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
^LOL… them legs look like she run a 40 in 4 flat.
^^^Hahaha she remind me of this chick I met on BP like 2-3 years ago..i just dug her page up..SMH at her new makeup methods…..I was fuckin with her when she looked like the bottom pics tho.
http://tinyurl.com/yjtkvw
I got a thing for (real)long nails on women..I like my back scratched up…aint nothin like gettin in the shower after sex and having your back feel like ROOTS.
December 28th, 2006 at 3:18 pm
G7 Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 3:16 pm
j-hood should go down as a weed carrier also, until i see an album from him.
——————–
… co-sign …
December 28th, 2006 at 3:18 pm
***Leather so soft isn’t such a bad song, per se…pulls out collar with index finger to make nervous gulping motion (n/h)…the title of the song and the video are fucking hilarious, though…ballerinas…white tigers, sign language, Wayne playing the guitar, etc….
December 28th, 2006 at 3:19 pm
D. Billz Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 2:45 pm
^LOL… them legs look like she run a 40 in 4 flat.
^^^Hahaha she remind me of this chick I met on BP like 2-3 years ago..i just dug her page up..SMH at her new makeup methods…..I was fuckin with her when she looked like the bottom pics tho.
//tinyurl.com/yjtkvw
I got a thing for (real)long nails on women..I like my back scratched up…aint nothin like gettin in the shower after sex and having your back feel like ROOTS.
December 28th, 2006 at 3:20 pm
Al Jolson> Flavor Flav
Mr. Bojangles>Flavor Flav
Lubeless colonoscopy> Flavor Flav(N/H)
1988 Flavor Flav>>>>>>>2005-06 Flavor Flav
December 28th, 2006 at 3:21 pm
1988 Flavor Flav>>>>>>>2005-06 Flavor Flav
——————————
… definitely …
December 28th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Lubeless colonoscopy> Flavor Flav(N/H)
***Let the nahright choir turn to Verse 69 Boyz, in the Book of Weezy, and repeat after me….”no amount of no homo disclaimers….”
December 28th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Lubeless colonoscopy> Flavor Flav(N/H)
^^ ouch
December 28th, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Six Degrees of Weed Carriers Separation
The whole G Unit(50)
50 cent (eminem)
Eminem(dre)
Dre(Easy E/nwa)
NWA(Jerry Heller)
December 28th, 2006 at 3:25 pm
icon (trillbert arenas) Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Lubeless colonoscopy> Flavor Flav(N/H)
***Let the nahright choir turn to Verse 69 Boyz, in the Book of Weezy, and repeat after me….â€no amount of no homo disclaimers….â€
LMAO….Yeah, as SOON as I hit the send button………
December 28th, 2006 at 3:25 pm
^^^LOL
December 28th, 2006 at 3:27 pm
“Nelly went to Ashanti’s mom’s house on Christmas Eve like he does every year. After everyone exchanged gifts, Nelly got down on one knee in front of everyone and proposed to Ashanti. It was very emotional.”
…IRVING lost
December 28th, 2006 at 3:27 pm
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December 28th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
aint nothin like gettin in the shower after sex and having your back feel like ROOTS.
^LMAO… plus it gives you that ego boost, cause you know you just put in some work. It’s equivalent to feelin’ sore after a good workout…
December 28th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
is the clothin line ervinggeoffrey irv gotti’s clothin line?
December 28th, 2006 at 3:31 pm
D. Billz Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
aint nothin like gettin in the shower after sex and having your back feel like ROOTS.
^LMAO… plus it gives you that ego boost, cause you know you just put in some work. It’s equivalent to feelin’ sore after a good workout…
***Speaking of workouts, I got back on that shit today, after like a month off due to injury…knocked out my whole 5 1/2 mile run, too….I feel like Rodney King or some shit, though
December 28th, 2006 at 3:33 pm
# Pimpin Ken Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
is the clothin line ervinggeoffrey irv gotti’s clothin line?
^^Naw ….
allhiphop.com/Hiphopnews/?ID=2292
December 28th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
***Speaking of workouts, I got back on that shit today, after like a month off due to injury…knocked out my whole 5 1/2 mile run, too….I feel like Rodney King or some shit, though
^ show off. ive got old knee injuries (pause) that have ben acting up, so ive been just barely hobbling through
December 28th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
^LMAO… plus it gives you that ego boost, cause you know you just put in some work. It’s equivalent to feelin’ sore after a good workout…
***Speaking of workouts, I got back on that shit today, after like a month off due to injury…knocked out my whole 5 1/2 mile run, too….I feel like Rodney King or some shit, though
^^^Word,..I’m saving my “new workout plan” for jan2nd..time to replenish what the weed and turkey burgers has taken away.
December 28th, 2006 at 3:37 pm
^ show off. ive got old knee injuries (pause) that have ben acting up, so ive been just barely hobbling through
^^Even on the ellipticle machine?..I got fucked up knees too but i usually feel ok if I use the elip..instead of the threadmill.
December 28th, 2006 at 3:37 pm
^LMAO… plus it gives you that ego boost, cause you know you just put in some work. It’s equivalent to feelin’ sore after a good workout…
^^ sex > working out
December 28th, 2006 at 3:38 pm
jayz calls bleek, m extra money……bleek won
December 28th, 2006 at 3:39 pm
Damn, there’s a bunch of young oldtimers up in the piece. All these bad knees and shyt…LOL
December 28th, 2006 at 3:39 pm
Greatest Sports Weed Carriers (Weed Owner)
Scottie Pippen (MJ)
Joe Dumars (Isiah then)
Mark Aguirre (Isiah now)
David Robinson (Tim Duncan)
David Rivers (LaDanian Tomlinson)
John Stockton (Karl Malone)
Tim Montgomery (Marion Jones)
CJ Hunter (Marion Jones)
Trevor Graham (Marion Jones)
Greg Anderson (Barry Bonds & Jason Giambi)
Bundini Brown (Muhammad Ali)
Quentin Richardson (Eddy Curry)
December 28th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
green eyes Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
***Speaking of workouts, I got back on that shit today, after like a month off due to injury…knocked out my whole 5 1/2 mile run, too….I feel like Rodney King or some shit, though
^ show off. ive got old knee injuries (pause) that have ben acting up, so ive been just barely hobbling through
***Good pause, lol…if you ever come to DC, don’t worry, I got carpet, j/k….I got the trifecta; knee problems, plus recent back/ankle injuries…I’m getting old, I guess, I’m just getting back into my workout groove; I was gonna wait until Jan, but I feel like I’m falling off, so I had to put in some work, NOW…I’m taking it kinda slow….I used to do 6 1/2 miles, followed by weights, but I’m easing back into the regimen carefully, because I don’t need to be out of commission for another month…
December 28th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
have u peeps heard tv on the radio its a black rock band wit dudes from brooklyn
December 28th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
^^ sex > working out
^ co sign to the fullest.
@ feces– nah,once my knees are warmed up the ellips alright. i just dont warm up well enough
December 28th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
iceberg worksout with weights, limited cardio…but u have to workout the legs to pick those southern girls up while hunching……c sex with cloths on
December 28th, 2006 at 3:42 pm
the shyt hilarious, man Jimmy and them is real clown catching more bricks then shaquille o’neal at the free throw line, i use to really dig there movement until they lost it right after diplomat immunity vol 2
December 28th, 2006 at 3:42 pm
^^^Word,..I’m saving my “new workout plan†for jan2nd..time to replenish what the weed and turkey burgers has taken away.
***I need to totally abolish Henny and carryout food from my life and stop counteracting my workouts…that’s on hold until ‘07, though….
December 28th, 2006 at 3:42 pm
***Good pause, lol…if you ever come to DC, don’t worry, I got carpet, j/k….
^^ lmao
December 28th, 2006 at 3:44 pm
Psshhhh… Workout for what? Lift 4 pounds (c) Cam’ron
December 28th, 2006 at 3:44 pm
Pimpin Ken Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
have u peeps heard tv on the radio its a black rock band wit dudes from brooklyn
***Read about them in Rolling Stone or Spin…David Bowie’s a big fan, and Bol has mentioned them a couple of times on XXL…Two of the Best Rock bands of all time are Living Colour and Fishbone, though
December 28th, 2006 at 3:45 pm
yep i’ve been slacking on my workouts and nahright blogin……i’m back bitches
December 28th, 2006 at 3:45 pm
I just hate when I get a charlie horse in sex, its hard to stroke with that shit
December 28th, 2006 at 3:46 pm
… New Edition + Bobby Brown on the BET 25th Anniversary Special was classic TV … Bobby needs a haircut and some Slim-Fast, though …
December 28th, 2006 at 3:47 pm
iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 3:45 pm
I just hate when I get a charlie horse in sex, its hard to stroke with that shit
^^ you dont have enough potassium in your diet- a banana a day will keep those pains away
December 28th, 2006 at 3:48 pm
D. Billz Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 3:44 pm
Psshhhh… Workout for what? Lift 4 pounds (c) Cam’ron
***LOL…Funniest Anti-workout lyrics, ever….
ohhla.com/anonymous/akinyele/vagina/exercise.aka.txt
December 28th, 2006 at 3:48 pm
iceberg slim aka im a champion Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 3:45 pm
I just hate when I get a charlie horse in sex, its hard to stroke with that shit
“Charley Horse kinda knocked me off balance”(c) Ghostface “Tush” LOL
Especially a severe one. Chick thinks she workin’ you out.LOL
December 28th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Check this out man
All this gym shit
Runnin around for a scholarship
ain’t even my style man
I don’t even know what the fuck I’m doin in this shit
Bout to get the FUCK up out of this shit
Ain’t even with this
[Akinyele]
Me play sports? Don’t place your bet
I’m not the type of guy to run up and down and break out in a sweat
I just make the words sound hip
I leave it up to Jane Fonda, to take care of that physical fit shit
Nothin wrong with bein overWEIGHT, everything STRAIGHT
so long as my pockets stay in SHAPE
I never participated in gym
I hated the thought, to even have to take a loss to begin
They say health brings you longevity
But I’m not one for that extra-curriculum activity
You might see the Ak, with a baseball hat
Won’t see me on no field with no baseball bat
In case some nigga head, got to get cracked
Other than that, I don’t plan to run track
Picture me joggin for miles.. HAH!
Come on kid, that’s just not my style
I just talk to girls on the horn
You won’t see the Ak upstairs, puttin no butter on his corns
Another athlete bites the dust
Another nigga from Egypt, make Egyptian Musk
Picture me wearin Pro Keds, runnin the full court
Don’t jump out your basket-ass head
I just cool around the block and hold down the fort
Straight up and down nigga, I’m not a good sport
December 28th, 2006 at 3:50 pm
liquor builds estrogen in men, which gives u bitch tits…….c eskay with his shirt off…..no rosie odonnel
December 28th, 2006 at 3:51 pm
landLORD Says:
December 28th, 2006 at 3:46 pm
… New Edition + Bobby Brown on the BET 25th Anniversary Special was classic TV … Bobby needs a haircut and some Slim-Fast, though …
I watched the repeat last night. Half of NE was out of breath and Johnny Gill STILL can’t dance, but still, those cats are performers. I can’t see a new group coming out with that kind of showmanship. Bobby looked like he needed a asthma inhaler, though.
December 28th, 2006 at 3:51 pm
^^ you dont have enough potassium in your diet- a banana a day will keep those pains away
***Too easy…feels like a trap…lol
December 28th, 2006 at 3:52 pm
lol..its true (innuendos and possible entendres aside)
December 28th, 2006 at 3:53 pm
Trump is still ethering Rosie at every opportunity…
tinyurl.com/ymkhlj
December 28th, 2006 at 3:54 pm
Living Colour
^I remembered when they tried to sue Keenan for copyright infringement. I wonder what the outcome of that was.
Lol @ those Ak lyrics. And I’m not even a fat guy. My manz from “Money Earnin” be tryin’ to drag me to the gym, ol’ Arnold SchwartzaNIGGA ass mofo…
Sheeeeeeeeit
December 28th, 2006 at 3:55 pm
^^^You gotta hear the song, if you haven’t already…Vagina Diner was an underrated classic, IMO
December 28th, 2006 at 3:57 pm
… landLORD does not need to work out … i was created by using bionics and cryogenics … therefore i do not age, degenerate, deteriorate or suffer maladies common to mortal men and women …
December 28th, 2006 at 3:57 pm
a lot of chicks don’t have enduranceduring sex…chicks alwayz taking timeouts during sex….I just get frustated when I’m ready to chg positions
December 28th, 2006 at 3:58 pm
Some of my girls
http://www.tiny.cc/1Jq2T
December 28th, 2006 at 3:58 pm
Rosie’s a bully. She reminds me of Robert DeNiro in “Raging Bull” when he put all that wieght on.
December 28th, 2006 at 3:59 pm
lol@ land, ol Weapon X ass nigga….(c) Billz, paraphrased
December 28th, 2006 at 4:00 pm
^^^You gotta hear the song, if you haven’t already…Vagina Diner was an underrated classic, IMO
Everyons talks about Nas’ verse on “Live at The BBQ” but Ak murdered it with that “..blow the fuck up like confetti” line.
December 28th, 2006 at 4:00 pm
of jimmy thought it would sell, hed do it. he’s that type
www.carpemundus.com - selling our souls a little bit at a time
December 28th, 2006 at 4:01 pm
liquor builds estrogen in men, which gives u bitch tits…….c eskay with his shirt off…..no rosie odonnel
true shit is that women look harder @ niggas that work out & with decent bodies than we look @ chicks with super bodies…….women r way more wild @ a strip show than we r….
December 28th, 2006 at 4:02 pm
yessir, @ partystarter…Ak was on the rise, until those “Put it in my mouth” and “fuck me for free”(n/h) joints came out as a commercial successes and totally changed his focus as an emcee
December 28th, 2006 at 4:05 pm
Don’t throw your soccer balls this way
The name is Akinyele, not no motherfuckin Pele
Baseballs is what I’m not with
So don’t hand me no catcher’s mitt, cause I ain’t catchin shit!
The only time I slide and run, is after a murder’s done
I get ghost before the homicide come!
But that’s a different subject - that’s called games of death
when your man play russian roulette while upset
He can’t handle it, he wants to stop it
He grabs the hammer and cock it, but that’s a whole different topic
I just throw my voice on plastic
You won’t see me wrasslin in no arena, gettin my ass kicked
or better yet boxin in, some ring with gloves
talkin about PST PST losin oxygen
You know the whole blase-BLASAH, the Ak SAGA
I’m quick, to run your shit like a JOGGER
Huh! I don’t carry no stopclock
I knock the J off of Jock, so you can just call me Ak!
Yeah, it’s just that simple son
On my spare time, I be rackin bitches up, at the Wimbledon
But I’m not one for tennis
nor breakin no sport records in the World Book of Guinness
I just cool around the block and hold down the fort
Straight up and down nigga, I’m not a good sport
December 28th, 2006 at 4:07 pm
^^^I would’ve loved to have heard Biggie kick that exact same rhyme….
December 28th, 2006 at 7:02 pm
>>6. “Cook Coke For Kwanzaa” (featuring Juelz Santana)
I hope that track sees the light of day. That would be pure 100% comedy.
December 28th, 2006 at 8:19 pm
^^^^ if the moneys right…they do it.
December 29th, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Never was a Jim jones fan. Boy does he stink
December 29th, 2006 at 10:22 pm
jim jones is a clown
December 30th, 2006 at 7:06 pm
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December 30th, 2006 at 8:48 pm
My first kufi F. Nas
Genius.
Actually, I hope this does come out. And all you nerds need to stop hating on DIPSET.
January 1st, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Fuck he gotta song with nas in this shit (My First Kufi” (featuring Nas) thougt they was beefing!!! Fuck dipset men forreal they just like g - unit!! And is a lot of shit been going on whit them right now!!!!
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:32 pm
As a teacher and positive role model in the African-American community, I thought that the tradition of Kwanzaa should not be made a mockery. It only justified the downfall of literacy amongst many children in the Black community. Dr. Malauna Karenga founded Kwanzaa in 1966, not to have the spirit of the holiday broken through humor and disrespect towards African people, but to teach Black people through seven principles how to love themselves and become successful individuals. I am saddened that instead of taking this opportunity to teach our children how to appreciate the seven principles of Kwanzaa, and how it can enrich their lives, they are taught how to disrespect their culture through poor examples like these. If this were any other culture they would not make such a negative parody of their traditional celebrations.
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