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Posted by eskay on Monday, December 18th, 2006 at 9:38 pm under:
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67 Responses to “Merry X-Mas From Jim Jones”

  1. SHITTYSIDE Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 9:38 pm

    1st

  2. SHITTYSIDE Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 9:39 pm

    lol at hova

  3. Paperstacker Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 9:39 pm

    2nd lil niggas, I can only view some of u as lil niggas.

  4. bear Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 9:42 pm

    HAHAHA, thats awesome on so many levels. ridiculous in the best way possible

  5. Outstood Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 9:42 pm

    ROFL.

  6. Paperstacker Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 9:45 pm

    aww man, the old chump gets clowned again.

  7. blackprofit Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 9:49 pm

    Yo Eskay,

    I just got word that Nas finished his “secret” concert at Webster Hall(NYC)
    in only 30 MINUTES!

    http://nonfixfantasies.blogspot.com/2006/12/nas-came-and-went-quick-pause.html

    People paid $30 for a 30 minute show….and “some” say hip-hop is dead…

  8. Bootsy J Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 9:53 pm

    Now that is funny…It would be funnier if Jim Jones didn’t suck as much as he does.

  9. MadeInMilwaukee....Since1979 Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 9:54 pm

    Jimbo can’t be serious! Don’t he got A&R work or sales to be worried about.

  10. 456 Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 9:56 pm

    that shit is hilarious.

  11. 456 Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 9:58 pm

    jim jones is still garbage.

  12. Paperstacker Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 10:01 pm

    man that nigga hov stay losing.

  13. B.Payton Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 10:01 pm

    hahahahaha that is pretty funny, dude is really tryna get at Jay lol

  14. B.Payton Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 10:02 pm

    but seriously Jim Jones is wack

  15. 456 Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 10:04 pm

    the funny thing about lil niggas is that they don’t even know that they lil niggas.

  16. B.Payton Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 10:05 pm

    “Man they say a computer… can do my job….. better than I can damn do it.” Listenin to Stankonia, this shit is always gonnab e one of my favorites. The next track too “Red Velvet” is soooooo crazy. can’t wait to see what Outkast gon come up wit next.

    “Cause they know where you live and theyve seen what ya drive
    And they say they gonna put one in your hel-met
    Cause you brag bout that watch, and all them things that you got
    Them dirty boys turn your poundcake to red velvet”

    In a ho (ho) tel (tel) room (room) shot up (shot up)
    With his dick shoved in some b got a lot up
    Bill gates dont dangle diamonds in the face
    Of peasants when he microsoftn in the place
    You gettin on my nerves, well Im gettin on your case
    Consider your surroundings or you leave without a trace

    BALLLLLIIIIINNNNNNNNNN *Boom*

  17. SHITTYSIDE Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 10:12 pm

    these niggaz cant rap. but they are funny creative at times

  18. MadeInMilwaukee....Since1979 Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 10:13 pm

    456 Says:

    December 18th, 2006 at 10:04 pm
    the funny thing about lil niggas is that they don’t even know that they lil niggas.

    ^ Thats what make’em lil niggas!

  19. its rukah fukahs!!! Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 10:13 pm

    carmelo is from B.more, but in his case Bitch more. he’s a lil fa ggot. ya’ll see his sucker punch? and he ran like bich… back peddled all the way to his bench.

    here >> http://www.nba-fights.net

  20. its rukah fukahs!!! Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 10:15 pm

    someone shoot jim jones fatally please…. he’ll go down as the least cared about to be assassinated. irrelevant ass ni gga.

  21. Combat Jack Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 10:20 pm

    For real! Jim Jones gets my vote for Hip Hop person of the year! Not on some skills, rap ish. Yer man’s grind is for real!

  22. Paperstacker Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 10:28 pm

    I see some sensitive ass Hov stans are getting aggi about my Hov comments. ha. these lil hov dicriders crack me up. Especially when they take these Jay comments seriously. but Yeah Jones is wack, but u gotta respect his grind.

  23. e-dubbs Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 10:49 pm

    damn… jayz stay losing… i wish he didnt come outta retirement.. he ruined his legacy… this is like when kobe cooked mike for 42 pts.

  24. DES Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 10:50 pm

    No matter how bad Jones is, this is still funny.

  25. iLL Change Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 10:51 pm

    lmao @ the whole card. Santa throwin up the one-eyed willie sign. Lil Jay in the elf outfit. haha, the whole shit is funny as fuck.

  26. hernandez Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 10:56 pm

    jim jones is a hipster

  27. Paperstacker Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 11:10 pm

    damn… jayz stay losing… i wish he didnt come outta retirement.. he ruined his legacy… this is like when kobe cooked mike for 42 pts.

    ^^^^^^^^^

    Basically

  28. KingML Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 11:17 pm

    Funny how jim jones dusty ass isnt even on the cover but jays face is.

    hova is selling jim jones this xmas.

    jim jones can you please give some of your dust back to the sphinx’s nose to further restore it to its former glory, you dusty motherfucker.

    seriously dipset should rename themselves to dust storm, and do a desert storm dj clue lp called Dustiest since the Sahara and make all their songs about how dusty Jim Jones is and how how great he is, i might even buy it.

  29. mccul028 Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 11:17 pm

    If you have ever purchased a Jim Jones album you should stop listening to music.

  30. D. Billz Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 11:26 pm

    carmelo is from B.more, but in his case Bitch more.

    ^”watch ya step kid”… but alas, you’re walkin’ in the right direction when you said…

    someone shoot jim jones fatally please…. he’ll go down as the least cared about to be assassinated. irrelevant ass ni gga.

    ^*applause*

  31. spanish jay Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 11:28 pm

    yall seen this?

    tinyurl.com/y6b6yb

  32. 789 Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 11:31 pm

    Jim Jones won, ballllllllllllllllin’. Fuck Gay-Z.

  33. D. Billz Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 11:32 pm

    yall seen this?

    tinyurl.com/y6b6yb

    ^Fuckin’… hilarious. I like how they took the whole 80′s steez and ran wit’ it. JT is bold for that one.

  34. spanish jay Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 11:33 pm

    super stupid

  35. D. Billz Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 11:34 pm

    Lights out…

    1

  36. Absent Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 11:35 pm

    Dick in a box > Jim Jones entire rap career

  37. spanish jay Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 11:47 pm

    im out toto faces

  38. spanish jay Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 11:47 pm

    cancel that bitch

  39. nation Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 11:49 pm

    haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

  40. killa jones Says:
    December 18th, 2006 at 11:49 pm

    i saw this earlier, im surprised eskay posted this.

    jim jones realy did jay in this year

    ever heard of david and golieth

  41. eskay Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 12:03 am

    >>i saw this earlier, im surprised eskay posted this.

    yeah, especially with me being a covert Def Jam operative and all

  42. Off White Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 12:05 am

    Lol..the Jenny stans came out strong for this post…

  43. killa jones Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 12:08 am

    Off White Says:

    December 19th, 2006 at 12:05 am
    Lol..the Jenny stans came out strong for this post…

    ^not as stong as the fonzworth jigga fans

  44. nation Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 12:10 am

    wow i just blasted that off to my whole contact list

  45. nation Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 12:16 am

    >>Build up the low-self esteem chicks
    Tear down the snobby ones

    billz, i couldn’t have said it better myself. after breaking down walls and collecting my v-cards from these unknowing low-self esteem chicks… i see the light

  46. Off White Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 12:18 am

    I think 456 sums it up perfectly:

    456 Says:

    that shit is hilarious.

    jim jones is still garbage.

  47. LL(not the rappa) Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 12:19 am

    LL (not the rappa) Says: Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    December 19th, 2006 at 12:18 am
    Funnnny.maybe jimmy should switch careers, comedy seems to be working for him instead of this rap stuff.

  48. Off White Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 12:24 am

    # LL(not the rappa) Says:

    December 19th, 2006 at 12:18 am
    Funnnny.maybe jimmy should switch careers, comedy seems to be working for him instead of this rap stuff.

    ^^^

    Hahah…TRUTH

  49. 456 Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 12:26 am

    Lol..the Jenny stans came out strong for this post…

    ^word. lil clown niggas of the world, UNITE!

  50. nation Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 12:33 am

    >> word. lil clown niggas of the world, UNITE!

    yo my sociology teacher cracked the wittiest spin off of that quote:

    Dislexics of the world, UNTIE!

  51. LL(not the rappa) Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 12:34 am

    wassup 456

  52. LL(not the rappa) Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 12:35 am

    nation Says:

    December 19th, 2006 at 12:33 am
    >> word. lil clown niggas of the world, UNITE!

    yo my sociology teacher cracked the wittiest spin off of that quote:

    Dislexics of the world, UNTIE!

    ^^^^lol…silly nation.

  53. eskay Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 12:44 am

    Jay’s on Kimmel

  54. oliand1 Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 12:45 am

    now, only if he could put this kind of effort into his music…

    Nah! He’d still be whack as fuck!

  55. kob killa Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 1:17 am

    yea david and Goliath….yea….J lost it……gotta give it to em One Eyed WIllie won it this year….DIPSET ALL DAY….Nas is about 2 get on it now….it could get ugly but…he is in the david goliath position to….get kufi smacked haha

  56. QdotSmith Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 7:16 am

    “they say a midget standin on the shoulders of a giant can see much further then then the giant, so i got the whole rap world on my shoulders they tryna see further then i am, and i have been tryna be patient with they pre occupation with david and golliath, but sooner or later that patients gonna run its course and be forced to be a tyrant…” -H.O.

    “…Nigga your whole careers an accident, who was gassin him, FUCK OUTTA HERE” – H.O.

    jimmy lost regardless…all these one hit wonders, even stevie sees the light that these new rappers is just new rapper. “I like Jim Jones, hes a funny dood.”- Nasir

    funny card tho i cant lie

  57. G7 Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 8:08 am

    2fun-e

  58. HATCHBACK Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 8:58 am

    I wish Freddy Foxx and Sean P would smack the kufi off this goofy fucker
    http://www.massappealmag.com/img/page/gallery/jim%20jones1.jpg

  59. Crazy88Since88 Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 9:03 am

    its rukah fukahs!!! Says:

    December 18th, 2006 at 10:15 pm
    someone shoot jim jones fatally please…. he’ll go down as the least cared about to be assassinated. irrelevant ass nigga.

    ^^
    This Shit aint even funny anymore… hes like some reality show reject, still hold’n on to his 15 minutes.

    Mace Put u on, Cam made u hot, now u runnin around like u a bigshot…Pussy!

  60. Young HJ Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 9:39 am

    yo jim jones BEEN funny for a minute…

    the skits on diplomatic immunity 1…

    classic…

    used to bang that album… best work by dipset yet

    WHO AGREES?

  61. Game Over Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 10:01 am

    jim shoulda rocked the santa suit. looks kinda dumb to have jim’s hand on santa’s body.

    lol @ ‘dustiest since the sahara’ and ‘jim can you please lend some of your dust to the sphinx to return it to its former glory’. too bad jay can’t think of disses that creative, which is why jim is able to keep successfully taking shots at the big man and make himself look bigger…

  62. Roc-a-Heffa Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 2:15 pm

    “JIM JONES iz WACK, NO LIE, U KNO this…he’s BOOooorring!!”

  63. Roc-a-Heffa Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 2:24 pm

    yo JIM JONES…do the world a favor & run into sumptin sharp!! a KNIFE or SWORD is highly suggested!! in another words:

    “KILL YASELF!”"

    ….hahaha

  64. moneyray Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 4:36 pm

    word jenny jones fans are out here today b…

  65. lerena Says:
    December 20th, 2006 at 10:37 am

    That why Jim jones wack ass only sold 278000 since the relese date of his new album. Jay did more than that Lame ass nigga before the first day was over. Man stop gassing these dudes…Man these niggas is Puss…

  66. BROOKLYNBOUND Says:
    December 21st, 2006 at 8:59 am

    I GUESS U GOTTA STOOP LOWER THAN DOG ISH ON NY STREETS WHEN U CAN’T B ON JAY’S LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!! (NEVER,EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, INFINITY)

  67. 631 Says:
    December 27th, 2006 at 8:40 pm

    jay-z was gone for 2 year and spent ova 6 million on promotion, no wonder he sold 700 the 1st week. Nas and Hova are like the golden girls, 2 old 61tchs

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