Daily Headlines 9-20-06
DMX opens up about being raped.
Damn, Jive is straight up treating the Clipse like stepchildren.
Hip Hop Weekly, from ousted Source heads Dave Mays and Benzino, hits newstands on October 16th.
Hip Hop Caucus President to Use Civil Disobedience at White House
September 20th, 2006 at 10:42 am
morning glory
September 20th, 2006 at 10:42 am
after me, there will be none. i’m the one.
September 20th, 2006 at 10:43 am
AH YOU FUCKER!
September 20th, 2006 at 10:43 am
lmao at dmx’s bullshit story….wow
September 20th, 2006 at 10:43 am
shit is real..
September 20th, 2006 at 10:44 am
sorry fresh!!
September 20th, 2006 at 10:45 am
www. reachnyc .com
September 20th, 2006 at 10:45 am
lol but technically, I AM FIRST! we posted at the same time.
God, I gotta get a life.
*goes back to bed*
September 20th, 2006 at 10:46 am
here
September 20th, 2006 at 10:47 am
smh @ dmx…
September 20th, 2006 at 10:47 am
yessur
September 20th, 2006 at 10:47 am
wait a minute– who in holy hell’s dream team of hip hop journalists includes Benzino, Mays, Mimi Valdes & Wendy Williams??
the fuck outta here with that bullshit
interseting idea this REv Lennox has… will Russ or Jay be linking arms with him though??
and X… i have no words.
September 20th, 2006 at 10:47 am
# shes a fresh one! Says:
September 20th, 2006 at 10:45 am
lol but technically, I AM FIRST! we posted at the same time.
God, I gotta get a life.
*goes back to bed*
**Pulls out the mata baca**
September 20th, 2006 at 10:47 am
i wear a mean dark pair of shades
September 20th, 2006 at 10:48 am
and u cant see my eyes….unless my head is bent
September 20th, 2006 at 10:48 am
ya dig?
September 20th, 2006 at 10:49 am
Huh?.. i dont get that rape stuff with DMX
September 20th, 2006 at 10:49 am
nah temp, that went over my head
September 20th, 2006 at 10:49 am
he had a child with another woman, his excuse is that she raped him
September 20th, 2006 at 10:51 am
damn that zino….maybe he really is gonna come back ona white horse..
September 20th, 2006 at 10:52 am
*wonders who will buy the hip-hop weekly*
but at the same time it seems like the information will be outdated with so many different blogs and websites that you can get information from.. a mess
September 20th, 2006 at 10:53 am
Real.Talk. 8x Platinum in mac. mode Says:
September 20th, 2006 at 10:51 am
damn that zino….maybe he really is gonna come back ona white horse
^
um no. love you real, but can’t see that happening unless he uses paint.
September 20th, 2006 at 10:53 am
Oh, but seriously and for truly.
X gettin raped? Cmon. How could you even hold a hype like him down? I really cant see that shit happenin at all. Ain’t enough crack in the world to relax him, he always on “go”.
Ok, forreal now…
*goes back to bed*
September 20th, 2006 at 10:54 am
why couldn’t X keep that to himself? smh. maybe she slapped him up with a pair of flip-flops…lol
September 20th, 2006 at 10:56 am
I was hopin that he was talkin about his wife raped him….because thats an ugly bitch.
September 20th, 2006 at 10:57 am
Friday is OneWebDay -!!
his wife looks like zab judah
September 20th, 2006 at 10:57 am
smh @ anyone who types smh
September 20th, 2006 at 10:57 am
max AKA Thieven Stealberg bka Lord Ether Says:
September 20th, 2006 at 10:56 am
I was hopin that he was talkin about his wife raped him….because thats an ugly bitch
^^ but she’s apparently his ride or die missus. you see kelis or beyonce sticking around if Nas or Jay Z did that?
September 20th, 2006 at 10:58 am
>> but she’s apparently his ride or die missus. you see kelis or beyonce sticking around if Nas or Jay Z did that?
I see your point but there are more ride or die bitches out there that DONT look like the cryptkeeper
September 20th, 2006 at 10:59 am
X going to get a “Negro Please” in the XXL next month for that bullshit as comment.
September 20th, 2006 at 11:00 am
lol @ max. she def can cause some visual impairment if you look too long at her
September 20th, 2006 at 11:01 am
DMX’s wife can’t really believe that shit.
September 20th, 2006 at 11:02 am
um no. love you real, but can’t see that happening unless he uses paint.
^hope not….that dude killed his own baby with his hate against the “machine”, what a loser
**still wonders if maybe zino had a point somewhere in all those adverts…
can get a moment of silence, for this small chronic break….(c) snoop
to be raped by a woman, im sure you would need an erection, to get that im sure you need to be concious of you actions an hers…how is that rape? is he homo?
either wifeys just staying with him for the fast life, or she really loves him
*ima try that excuse tho
September 20th, 2006 at 11:04 am
22nd! Yo Eskay i don’t post as much as i should cuz i’m always busy, but this site is the jumpoff! Its replaced allhiphop and sohh as the spot where i go to for the news 1st-
now- Down to Business-
1. DMX is a crackhead and its really a damn shame-
2. On the clipse situation, I don’t know if major labels will ever understand the profit they stand to make if they actually give the people what they want, once in a while-
3. Good Luck To Benzo and D Mays- Maybe they can actually give a fresh objective view to hip-hop this time around……but….we’ll see…………….until someone does, its oonline mags 4 me-
4. Eskay tell viacom I said what up lol
5. And last check out this kid my cousin blazin put me onto when you get a chance- his name is DAY, and he’s just started doing some things out in MD/DC/VA, i think he’s an african kid orginally from brooklyn or something like that – http://www.myspace.com/amonrawrecords, http://www.amonraw.com
6. And this is off topic, but its on everbody’s mind- is HOV really gonna play Nas like that? If so, he just may be the greatest chess player in hip-hop, and that HP commercial wasn’t just a reference to Cam, but Nas as well
September 20th, 2006 at 11:04 am
>>smh @ anyone who types smh
^you typed it twice, you must be rubber neckin’ like a mu’uf£%er right now!
September 20th, 2006 at 11:05 am
^We have a new biggums folks!
September 20th, 2006 at 11:06 am
lmao at dmx’s bullshit story….wow
seriously that sound liek some bullshit you try to spring on your wife why you got a child by another chick when you guys are married, good try X, but we dont believe you, you need way more people
September 20th, 2006 at 11:07 am
it would a been more believeable if X said the bitch snuck in his hotel room and siphoned the cun out a dirty condom.
you know, after he already fucked her groupie ass a few times.
September 20th, 2006 at 11:12 am
Nice to see that this is abused with all alot of comments that are in no way related to anything. CONGRADS ON THE AWARDS ESKAY. I have been able to make it here until now.
September 20th, 2006 at 11:13 am
>>smh @ anyone who types smh
*head explodes*
September 20th, 2006 at 11:16 am
Lynch Says:
September 20th, 2006 at 10:57 am
smh @ anyone who types smh
^ you just typed it twice
September 20th, 2006 at 11:20 am
>> DMX opens up about being raped.
i didnt expect it to be that serious, i thought you meant by the industry, by crack or by the high school musical or some shit
September 20th, 2006 at 11:20 am
do people still buy magazines…i always cop the source out of habit, but becuse evrything online is instant when i flick through the mag the news is old!
September 20th, 2006 at 11:22 am
stop buying the source years ago, stopped xxl after that. tried to support the indie/regional hip hop mags but they’re all ig’nant trash (ozone).
so basically, nah, I dont cop mags anymore
September 20th, 2006 at 11:22 am
nation Says:
September 20th, 2006 at 11:20 am
>> DMX opens up about being raped.
i didnt expect it to be that serious, i thought you meant by the industry, by crack or by the high school musical or some shit
^i though he was gonna say in jail
the quesion is…
is it possible to get raped by a woman?
i say no
September 20th, 2006 at 11:23 am
max AKA Thieven Stealberg bka Lord Ether Says:
September 20th, 2006 at 11:05 am
^We have a new biggums folks!
WHAT YOU TALKING BOUT MAX ? SOMEONE TRYING TO SWAGGERJACK ME ?
September 20th, 2006 at 11:25 am
AND HELL NO IT IS NOT POSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO GET RAPED THAT WAY BY A WOMEN. I MEAN IF YOU REALLY REALLY DONT WANT IT YOU WONT GET HARD AND THATS THAT BUT IF YOU CAN GET HARD AND PERFORM THEN GUESS WHAT YOU DIDNT GET RAPED YOU GOT SOME PUSSY
DMX WIFE IS A DAMN FOOL FOR BELIEVING ANOTHER MORE TALES FROM A CRACKHEAD
September 20th, 2006 at 11:25 am
X is singing it right now with tears coming down his face…”What these bitches want from a nigga?”
September 20th, 2006 at 11:25 am
WHAT YOU TALKING BOUT MAX ? SOMEONE TRYING TO SWAGGERJACK ME ?
^ Yeah, a new nigga wrote a dissertation like you
September 20th, 2006 at 11:27 am
max AKA Thieven Stealberg bka Lord Ether Says:
September 20th, 2006 at 11:25 am
WHAT YOU TALKING BOUT MAX ? SOMEONE TRYING TO SWAGGERJACK ME ?
^ Yeah, a new nigga wrote a dissertation like you
O WORD, HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOT TO TELL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I WRITE THE NOVELS AROUND HERE, IF YOU GOT AN IDEA HIT ME UP I’LL GHOSTWRITE IT FOR YOU BUT I WRITE THE NOVELS ON THIS BITCH
September 20th, 2006 at 11:28 am
^ Damn, I wish I woulda known that when I was goin thru my English class in college.
September 20th, 2006 at 11:29 am
I heard prince is going to be on jayz’s album
September 20th, 2006 at 11:30 am
Even though I hate on jay sometimes…
prince on Jays album > bravehearts on nas album
September 20th, 2006 at 11:32 am
prince on Jays album
^ I don’t know about yall, but that sounds like a ill collabo.
September 20th, 2006 at 11:32 am
^ co-muthafuckin-siggity
September 20th, 2006 at 11:34 am
tinyurl.com/f9lvb
September 20th, 2006 at 11:35 am
BIGGUMS! YOU DON’T WANT IT WITH ME-MY WRITNGS SKILLS ARE FAR MORE EFFICIENT AND INHABIT A PLATEAU YOU COULDN’T REACH IN YOUR MOST FAR FETCHED FANTASIES. I’D SAY YOU NOW FIND YOURSELF IN QUITE A CONUNDRUM-
September 20th, 2006 at 11:36 am
i dont know bout yall but i never liked prince
September 20th, 2006 at 11:36 am
sway was to tv dropping hints about it……jay & prince collaboration
I know jayz has those master recordings in a safety deposit box somewhere
thet were like after he recorded the song with the producer..he would take the whole reel and del any recordings
mufucja is paranoid
September 20th, 2006 at 11:37 am
i feel sorry for x. he’s a tortured soul. i hope he’ll get his shit straight someday.
September 20th, 2006 at 11:37 am
BIGGUMS! YOU DON’T WANT IT WITH ME-MY WRITNGS SKILLS ARE FAR MORE EFFICIENT AND INHABIT A PLATEAU YOU COULDN’T REACH IN YOUR MOST FAR FETCHED FANTASIES. I’D SAY YOU NOW FIND YOURSELF IN QUITE A CONUNDRUM-
^ Uh Oh…Shots Fired!
September 20th, 2006 at 11:37 am
i feel sorry for x. he’s a tortured soul. i hope he’ll get his shit straight someday.
**
step #1 Get off the crack.
September 20th, 2006 at 11:39 am
BIGGUMS! YOU DON’T WANT IT WITH ME-MY WRITNGS SKILLS ARE FAR MORE EFFICIENT AND INHABIT A PLATEAU YOU COULDN’T REACH IN YOUR MOST FAR FETCHED FANTASIES. I’D SAY YOU NOW FIND YOURSELF IN QUITE A CONUNDRUM-
> Uh Oh…Shots Fired!
^ ***instigates*** He even typed in all caps like you….you gonna let a nigga do that to you?
September 20th, 2006 at 11:40 am
spotrusherz aka within the blink of an eye, blink of an eye you gone baby Says:
September 20th, 2006 at 11:36 am
i dont know bout yall but i never liked prince
that’s one of the greateat artist of all time…….he writes produce and sing all his shit
purple rain = 30 million sold
purple rain the movie greater than 8 mile=
September 20th, 2006 at 11:41 am
…Prince = GOAT…
September 20th, 2006 at 11:47 am
bbq GOAT > expired ham
September 20th, 2006 at 11:47 am
BIGGUMS! YOU DON’T WANT IT WITH ME
^ litracy beef, lmao
September 20th, 2006 at 11:50 am
Yo TyroneB:
I heard you liked that Serious Jones mixtape.
Hook a bruh up with sendspace or whatever, por favor…
Gracias amigo.
If anybody else has it, please link it.
I am not his biggest fan, but he didn’t do that bad of a job on SMACK DVD
I wanna hear before I criticize.
September 20th, 2006 at 11:50 am
Ok, let me handle the biz first…
I’m not even gonna read DMX’s article. Come on dawg (no christopher rios intended). I thought it was gonna be some Pac type ish about gettin’ raped in jail or somethin’. But raped by a chick? Roooiiiiiight (c) Austin Powers
A yo, fuck Jive. They did my manz Raheem DeVaughn dirty with the lack of promotion. And now this Clipse album? I could understand not wantin’ a Sep. release, but Halloween? Do you know the hundreds of thousands of marketing/PR ploys I coulda pulled outta my ass (pause) just for the coinciding album title and release date? I say all the Nahrighters squad up and bumrush the Jive office. “I keep trash bags wit’ me”
I hope somebody clothesline Zino off his fuckin’ horse. That pretty much sums up how I feel about his new magazine.
This Hip Hop Caucus picketing sounds serious. I wonder if Icon and Ben Hameen will be attendance.
September 20th, 2006 at 11:50 am
BIGGUMS! YOU DON’T WANT IT WITH ME
> litracy beef, lmao
^ ***continues to instigate***
Maybe biggums doesnt want it with dude. Dude called him out a while ago and biggums hasn’t responded.
September 20th, 2006 at 11:51 am
…Ludacris on More, More, More sounds like Will Smith gone Dipset…
September 20th, 2006 at 11:53 am
…Prince = GOAT…
^ “remember that rivalry in the 80′s between Michael Jackson and Prince? well guess what? Prince won” (c) Chris Rock
September 20th, 2006 at 11:53 am
i feel sorry for x. he’s a tortured soul. i hope he’ll get his shit straight someday.
**
step #1 Get off the crack.
^step 2 stop going jail for wack reasons
September 20th, 2006 at 11:54 am
>>spotrusherz aka within the blink of an eye, blink of an eye you gone baby Says:
September 20th, 2006 at 11:36 am
i dont know bout yall but i never liked prince
Prince is one of tha sickest artists of all time. Fall back. Im from MN too, so I gotta stick up for Prince, ya dig?
September 20th, 2006 at 11:57 am
>>>Jive is straight up treating the Clipse like stepchildren.
^damn! an pap sold out…*cough cough* i mean signed to them why?..
September 20th, 2006 at 11:58 am
dmx and maralyn manson collaboration > nas and his dad collaboration
September 20th, 2006 at 11:59 am
Prince is one of tha sickest artists of all time. Fall back. Im from MN too, so I gotta stick up for Prince, ya dig?
^ You ever been to lake minnetonka (sp)?
September 20th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
YES INDEED. BIGGUMS WAS NO MATCH FOR ME. DID NOT EVEN PUT UP A FIGHT. AND TO THINK IT WAS THIS IMBECILE WHO WAS CONSIDERED THE PREMIER NAHRIGHT NOVELIST PRIOR TO MY ARRIVAL. FOR SHAME MY BROTHERS, FOR SHAME….
September 20th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
^ LOL, this dude is hilarious
September 20th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Good Grief= making friends through diplomacy and compassion
September 20th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
damn! an pap sold out…*cough cough* i mean signed to them why?..
^ They offered him the best deal. 1.5 isn’t easy to come by these days. DJ, Atlatic, nor Interscope could offer that because of their roster.
September 20th, 2006 at 12:09 pm
YES INDEED. BIGGUMS WAS NO MATCH FOR ME. DID NOT EVEN PUT UP A FIGHT. AND TO THINK IT WAS THIS IMBECILE WHO WAS CONSIDERED THE PREMIER NAHRIGHT NOVELIST PRIOR TO MY ARRIVAL. FOR SHAME MY BROTHERS, FOR SHAME….
^lmao @ this da vinchi code, Leigh Teabing, sounding cat
September 20th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
- the only way a nigga can get raped is if he bend over to pick up the soap while he knocked.
September 20th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
The only way a man can get raped is when he bends over in the shower to pick up the soap while he in jail.
September 20th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
^lmao @ this da vinchi code, Leigh Teabing, sounding cat
***Funny shit….my go to reference in instances like this is King Joffe Joffa
September 20th, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Hip Hop weekly is gonna fail, because of blogs
September 20th, 2006 at 12:25 pm
all these cats being pushed back, should tell these coons somthing, get control of your own career go indi.
September 20th, 2006 at 12:35 pm
OK HOLD THE FUCK UP STOP THE NAH RIGHT PRESSES AS I HAVE STEPED BACK IN THE BUILDING TO FIND SOME CHARLIE BROWN MOTHERFCUKER TRYING TO THROW ROCKS AT THE THRONE, I CANT BE TOUCHED I AM THE ONE AND ONLY THE ALPHA AND OMEGA THE BEGINNING AND END SO MR. CHARLIE BROWN, YOU CAN HOP OFF MY DICK ANYTIME NOW
Good Grief Says:
September 20th, 2006 at 11:35 am
BIGGUMS! YOU DON’T WANT IT WITH ME-MY WRITNGS SKILLS ARE FAR MORE EFFICIENT AND INHABIT A PLATEAU YOU COULDN’T REACH IN YOUR MOST FAR FETCHED FANTASIES. I’D SAY YOU NOW FIND YOURSELF IN QUITE A CONUNDRUM-
SHHHHHHHHHIIIIIITTT YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT KNOW ME HOMIE, THEY CALL ME BONECRUSHER CAUSE I AINT NEVER SCARED HOMIE, LISTEN I WRITE THE NOVELS ROUND THIS BITCH I DONT CARE IF YOU WERE MY ENGLISH TEACHER YOU AINT SHIT TALK ABOUT PALTEAU THE MOON AND THE STARS AND SHIT.
BIG WORDS AINT SHIT AND I DAMN SURE DONT PROOF READ OR SPELLCHECK BUT SIMPLE FACT IS I RUN THIS NOVEL SHIT DEAL WITH IT?
HOWS THAT FOR A CONUNDRUM
September 20th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
AND O YEAH I ACTUALLY HAVE WORK TO GET DONE TODAY HENCE THE DELAY
” YOU WONDER WHY I BE ON MY SHIT/
THERES A WAITING LIST JUST TO JUMP ON MY DICK “
September 20th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
BIGGUMS, BIGGUMS, BIGGUMS….I ADMIRE YOUR COURAGE, BUT YOUR LACK OF WIT, UNNECESSARY SHOW OF EXCESSIVE EMOTION, AND JUST PLAIN SLOPPINESS, HAVE LED ME TO BELIEVE IN PLAIN ENGLISH (TERMS U MAY OR MAY NOT UNDERSTAND) THAT YOUR TIME IS UP. NOW STEP ASIDE LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BOY BEFORE, I BAG YOUR BABY MOMS, SIGN YOU TO MY LABEL, AND THEN PUSH YOUR ALBUM BACK, WHILE I DROP MINE AND PREPARE IT FOR GRAND 1ST WEEK SALES. OH YEA AND DID I MENTION HAVE “THE HOTTEST CHIC IN THE GAME, WEARING MY CHAIN?”
“ALL YOU OLD BIGGUMS TRYNA ADVANCE, ITS ALL OVER BIGGUMS, TAKE IT LIKE A MAN.”
THE NAME’S GRIEF- GOOD GRIEF
September 20th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
LOOK AT THIS FOOL YOU JUST SWAGGERJACKED JAY-Z IN THE WHOLE POST DAMN AT LEAST COME UP WITH A SEMI ORIGINAL IDEA THAT WAS JUST A WEAK PATHETIC FEEBLE ATTEMPT.
YOU PLAY YOUR BULLSHIT CAREER AND LABEL ( AND WE ALL KNOW THAT BITCH YOUR TALKING BOUT IS FILTHYTUNES AND THAT DONT GET YOU NO POINT ON NAH RIGHT ) I GOT NO ALBUM TO BE PUSHED BACK I’M NOT A MUSICAIN I’M AN AUTHOR I WRITE BEST SELLERS YOU PERFORM WITH FILTHYTUNES NOUGH SAID.
SOMEHOW I’VE MANAGED TO TRAP ETHER IN WORD FORM AND I HAVE JUST RELEASED IT TO BURN YOUR SOUL, NAME A WANNA BE NOVELIST I AINT INFLUENCED.
STICK TO SHORT STORIES CAUSE IT QUITE OBVIOUS YOU CANT HANG WITH THE BIG BOY NOVELISTS.
September 20th, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Yo Biggums:
What’s good with the Serius J mixtape I asked you about above.
You may not have seen the request…
Let me know…
September 20th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
SOMEHOW I’VE MANAGED TO TRAP ETHER IN WORD FORM AND I HAVE JUST RELEASED IT TO BURN YOUR SOUL, NAME A WANNA BE NOVELIST I AINT INFLUENCED.
^Lol, Can you imagine a nigga sayin that to someone face to face?
September 20th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
What’s good with the Serius J mixtape I asked you about above.
You may not have seen the request…
^ That mixtape was gobbage.
September 20th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
DUBBLE – YEAH I DIDNT SEE YOU ASK ABOUT THE TAPE BEFORE
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT DATPIFF.COM ?
CAUSE I KNOW ITS ON THEIR YOU CAN DOWNLOAD OR JUST LISTEN TO IT
OTHERWISE BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A DUDE NAMED CALIBER HE WILL BE ABLE TO HOOK IT UP FOR SURE, I DONT KNOW HOW TO UPLOAD SHIT OTHERWISE ID HELP YOU MYSELF
September 20th, 2006 at 1:01 pm
max AKA Thieven Stealberg bka Lord Ether Says:
September 20th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
SOMEHOW I’VE MANAGED TO TRAP ETHER IN WORD FORM AND I HAVE JUST RELEASED IT TO BURN YOUR SOUL, NAME A WANNA BE NOVELIST I AINT INFLUENCED.
^Lol, Can you imagine a nigga sayin that to someone face to face?
THAT WOULD BE SOME FUNNY SHIT, BUT IT WOULDNT BE THE SAME CAUSE I HAVE FUN BUGGING OUT AND ACTING A FOOL ON HERE JUST FOR JOKES IN PERSON WE WOULD DEFINTELY BE BRAWLING TALKING LIKE THIS
AND THE KING SERIUS JONES TAPE IS OFFICAL THAT SHIT IS STRAIGHT FIRE
September 20th, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Thanks for the ifo on datpiff
Peas.
September 20th, 2006 at 1:03 pm
DUBBLE HERE THE LINK TO THE SERIOUS JONES TAPE ON DAT PIFF
http://tinyurl.com/rds5e
September 20th, 2006 at 1:03 pm
correction: info
September 20th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
*good grief/teabing pulls up to the block stunting in his 6-4, bouncing up an down on hydraulics, tryna score points off biggums in front of the stoop
**biggums looks out his window, shouts out some obsceneties (i kno..) then goes back to work
its going down (c) joc
September 20th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
I read the whole DMX article in S2S (no Kanye – I’m a woman), and I’m starting to think that DMX is just a good, old fashioned alcoholic. Is he REALLY on crack? Or is he on Powder and Hennessy? Powder is bad, yes, but dude really acts like an alcoholic. Looks like one, too.
I didn’t read any clear, definitive statement about the “rape” incident, but his wife defended him to the end. And apparently, if she can’t defend him, she just “blocks it out”. Amazing.
September 20th, 2006 at 1:12 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-UnIMPRESSIVE BIGGUMS, >>>>>>>>-
YOU LACK THE COMPREHENSIVE INTELLECTUAL COORDINATION- TO COUNTERACT MY COUNTERATTACKS- I PUSH THE BOUNDARIES OF THOUGHT, YOU MUST PUSH NEEDLES BOUND FOR YOUR VEIN IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BRING IT TO ME-I’M KANE IN ’88. AND MY WEAKEST BARBS FAR EXCEED YOUR GREATEST CEREBRAL CONQUESTS. YOU SPELLCHECK NEEDING, TAKE IT FROM PUBLISHER TO PUBLISHER AND STILL GET DECLINED, NO SENTENCE STRUCTURE HAVING, PRONOUN MISPLACING, ADJECTIVE LACKING, ADVERB UNDERUSING, VERB OVERUSING, OVEREMOTIONAL, OVERHYPED, OVERTYPED, POOR EXCUSE for A PENWIELDER. JUST PLACE THE PEN DOWN, PICK UP THE SWORD, AND END YOURSELF.
THIS ANNOUNCEMENT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GOOD FOLKS @ GOOD GRIEF INCORPORATED. PUTTING SUCKAZ IN THEIR PLACE SINCE ’87
September 20th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
100
September 20th, 2006 at 1:19 pm
>>>good, old fashioned alcoholic.
^lol
September 20th, 2006 at 1:21 pm
haha im liking this teabing dude (no homosexual) yea i wanna use big words too!
September 20th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
good grief you are the canibus version or nah right, you have got great intentions, but your point would probably be better if you add a muthafucka so the ignorant niggas hear you(c) Lauryn Hill. All jokes aside stick around; you and Landlord going at it would be something for the ages both of you go off the chain with the vocab.
Nah Right = Pure Komedy
September 20th, 2006 at 1:27 pm
…tyrone….tyrone….tyrone !…come on, get up man….you OK ?!?….walk it off homie …walk it off….here…put this over your eye….we’ll be at the hospital soon son….dont go to sleep, we’re almost there….poor Ty…
September 20th, 2006 at 1:30 pm
“Good grief” reminds me of that guy from the movie “Princess Bride” that thought he was too smart for everyone’s good…
“My name is Hector Montoya. You have killed my father. Prepare to die…(c) Princess Bride
September 20th, 2006 at 1:48 pm
landLord Says:
September 20th, 2006 at 1:27 pm
…tyrone….tyrone….tyrone !…come on, get up man….you OK ?!?….walk it off homie …walk it off….here…put this over your eye….we’ll be at the hospital soon son….dont go to sleep, we’re almost there….poor Ty…
SEE WHAT I MEAN, DAMN I WENT TO LUNCH HOMIE YOU KNOW STOMACH NEEDS FOOD THAT IS BROKEN DOWN INTO ENERGY SO I CAN PERFORM MY DAILY DUTIES
September 20th, 2006 at 5:08 pm
GOT damn,
thats not fair, good grief is actually Saul Williams. That nigga spit some r2 d2 shit mixed with saul williams. That was ether on crack.
September 20th, 2006 at 5:09 pm
great skit material
September 20th, 2006 at 10:52 pm
I highly doubt that Dmx didn’t enjoy being raped by that washington dc lady.
September 21st, 2006 at 2:11 am
> Damn, Jive is straight up treating the Clipse like stepchildren.
What would be worse: putting out the Clipse album in a month with no hit poppin’ to build demand and drive sales or wait and try to get another single out that will gain some traction at radio and video? They put out HHNF on 10/31, they do 80-90K first week and it’s quick descent downhill to 250K moved over six months and the album being over. Pls believe it.