Some cat is claiming Em gave him like a 4 or 5 piece with a biscuit early this morning in a Detroit strip club. He says that he was in the bathroom taking a leak alongside Em (no R.Kelly) when some Stan (literally) came in and started trying to talk to the rapper.
He says one of Eminem’s bodyguards told the man to be quiet. Miad says he then asked the bodyguard to ease up on the star struck man in the restroom.
"Eminem got done and boom," Miad recounts. "He started swinging."
"I wasn’t even expecting it," Miad said Thursday. "I was just minding my own business, taking a leak."
Something smells pissy about this whole story. For one, I would hope that Em would know better than to do some shit like that at this point in his life. Especially over what this guy is claiming it was over, although it’s probably safe to say dude is lying out of his ass. If he’s not, then it would’ve made a hell of alot more sense to just let your bodyguards work money over and say he tried to assault you. Smarten up Em. Stop knocking people out and go finish your damn mixtape.
But at least have the decency in you to leave me alone
When you freaks see me out in the streets when I’m eating or feedin’ my daughter
To not come and speak to me
I don’t know you and no I don’t owe you a motherfuckin thing
I’m not Mr. NSYNC and I’m not what your friends think
I’m not Mr. Friendly
I can be a prick, if you tip me my tank is on empty
No patience is in me and if you offend me I’m lifting you ten feet
In the air, I don’t care who was there and who saw me just jaw you
Go call you a lawyer file you a lawsuit
I’ll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
Oh, and somebody is claiming they saw Trick Trick holding the burner outside the club afterwards.
(Props to L.P. Crooks for the tip. No, not that L.P. Crooks.)