Eminem Accused Of Assault

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Some cat is claiming Em gave him like a 4 or 5 piece with a biscuit early this morning in a Detroit strip club. He says that he was in the bathroom taking a leak alongside Em (no R.Kelly) when some Stan (literally) came in and started trying to talk to the rapper.

He says one of Eminem’s bodyguards told the man to be quiet. Miad says he then asked the bodyguard to ease up on the star struck man in the restroom.

"Eminem got done and boom," Miad recounts. "He started swinging."

"I wasn’t even expecting it," Miad said Thursday. "I was just minding my own business, taking a leak."

Something smells pissy about this whole story. For one, I would hope that Em would know better than to do some shit like that at this point in his life. Especially over what this guy is claiming it was over, although it’s probably safe to say dude is lying out of his ass.  If he’s not, then it would’ve made a hell of alot more sense to just let your bodyguards work money over and say he tried to assault you. Smarten up Em. Stop knocking people out and go finish your damn mixtape.

But at least have the decency in you to leave me alone
When you freaks see me out in the streets when I’m eating or feedin’ my daughter
To not come and speak to me
I don’t know you and no I don’t owe you a motherfuckin thing
I’m not Mr. NSYNC and I’m not what your friends think
I’m not Mr. Friendly
I can be a prick, if you tip me my tank is on empty
No patience is in me and if you offend me I’m lifting you ten feet
In the air, I don’t care who was there and who saw me just jaw you
Go call you a lawyer file you a lawsuit
I’ll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe

Oh, and somebody is claiming they saw Trick Trick holding the burner outside the club afterwards.  

(Props to L.P. Crooks for the tip. No, not that L.P. Crooks.)


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59 Responses to “Eminem Accused Of Assault”

  1. gov Says:

    first!

  2. iLL Change Says:

    dos

  3. iLL Change Says:

    eskay, those Em lines you picked out - in the video he’s taking a piss and a dude comes outta the stall and starts bothering him… that’s ironic

  4. Dumb Nigga Says:

    Yeah, he’s probably lying.

  5. L.P.CROOKS Says:

    *clinches fist* Yesss!

  6. iLL Change Says:

    damn es, 7 posts today, you on your greatest blogger shit

  7. Caliber Says:

    New Papoose mixtape..1.5. Million Dollar Man..who can up it or e-mail this joint? KLO here ya time to shine..this exclusive right here..eskay whats good?

    http://www.mixunit.com/1p5milldollman.html

  8. eskay Says:

    >>eskay, those Em lines you picked out - in the video he’s taking a piss and a dude comes outta the stall and starts bothering him… that’s ironic

    yeah right? I thought this whole situation sounded kinda familiar. I shoulda posted the video.

    >>Yeah, he’s probably lying.

    yeah he had probably just finished watching the video, ran into Em in the strip club and figured he’d get his million dollar settlement on.

  9. eskay Says:

    I was just getting to that Caliber…

    Here’s a little gift for those of you who actually read the comments, cuz I don’t feel like doing another post right now

    Papoose 1.5 Million Dollar Man

    http://www.sendspace.com/file/cjhb0m

  10. Robbie Says:

    I’m more concerned about XXL’s creepy “send us a pic of your 2Pac tatoos” contest:

    http://xxlmag.com/online/?p=2944

  11. bxconnect Says:

    pap holding the city in his hands.thats a good look right there.em needs to go on vacation.this man must have a death wish.then again i know he has a lot of anger in his heart.go punch a punching bag or something.

  12. Dumb Nigga Says:

    People will try and make money outta anything in court.

    Like that dumbass Michael Jordan lookalike lmao!!! That shit is hilarious though.

  13. eskay Says:

    >>I’m more concerned about XXL’s creepy “send us a pic of your 2Pac tatoos” contest:

    ha ha…I should send in a pic of the DRUG LIFE tat I have across my stomach

  14. Caliber Says:

    eskay Says:

    July 13th, 2006 at 10:01 pm
    I was just getting to that Caliber…

    Here’s a little gift for those of you who actually read the comments, cuz I don’t feel like doing another post right now

    Papoose 1.5 Million Dollar Man

    http://www.sendspace.com/file/cjhb0m

    ..amazing work eskay..one

  15. iLL Change Says:

    yeah yo, good looks on the new Pap. im out. 1

  16. Nasir Says:

    Damn nucca 7 posts in 1 day

    n Papoose 1.5 Million Dollar Man somebody got an ill connect

  17. MadeInMilwaukee...Since 79' Says:

    Eskay on his J.O. today!!

  18. Fuck Feminem Says:

    I believe it, you know how broads get when it’s that time of the month…

  19. miss shai Says:

    yeah this is a nice lil suprise. as for this em sht, i dunno. It may be true maybe it isn’t. but when are people gonna stop bein suprised when a celebrity or rapper or some combination of the two blanks and swings on em? I met plenty celebrities — from a distance. and thats the best way cus if im gettin thrown out of anywhere it ll be by a regular body guard and not a diesel debo type one.

  20. hav Says:

    this happens all the time and never makes the news. why’s this any different?

  21. Foekist Says:

    Cuz it’s Eminem.

  22. Big Bio RI Says:

    Funny how Trick Trick gets his name thrown in at the end. Which make sense, pulling it out just to show have it when you just beat a case, that would not be smart!!!

  23. Sour D. Says:

    hows that pap es? i saw the tracklist and saw a few songs from the old mixtape. i’m really hoping its not a dissapointment like the last one or im really gonna have to fall back.

  24. Sour D. Says:

    as far as em goes, thats some real shit. if someone came up to you while you takin a piss and starts stanning you, i don’t think you’ll make it to acknowledging the bodygaurd to take care of it. i’d just start swingin away. i have no tolerance for people that violate my comfort zone.

  25. UrMans&Thems Says:

    he probably make some comment about em’s small dick (no homo). Nigga can’t stand that it when their pride is hurt.

  26. hiya Says:

    Sounds quite fishy. I wouldn’t be surprised if Em was making out with the guy in the stalls and shit got too rough.

  27. Damon Flash Says:

    I think this Em shit is a lie. Niggas always lookin for a way to get money. What the fuck kind of homo shit is it anyway to just walk up on a mofo while they pissin? That’s some gay ass shit right there.

  28. 911 Says:

    I’m just trying to stay true to what I say in my rhymes, that ain’t a doubt in my mind, but you got alot on the line, you need to think bought yo action, you be over reactin -T.I.

    This shit just doesn’t happen over words, in the bathroom at that….wierd.

  29. 456 Says:

    *soundin like lenny* ‘I was just there takin a leak!’

    ^sound like he lyin.

  30. nation of thugacation Says:


    >>eskay, those Em lines you picked out - in the video he’s taking a piss and a dude comes outta the stall and starts bothering him… that’s ironic

    yeah right? I thought this whole situation sounded kinda familiar. I shoulda posted the video.

    is that sarcasm…? we can never know anymore, but yeah it did sound fuckign familiar and i was gonna put the lyrics up, but i saw you put up the lyrics so i thought u did it on purpose (isnt trying to fall into sarcasm trap)

  31. Real.Talk. 8xplatinum - Staying On My London Shiit! Says:

    em’s garbage now, he might as well kick back and let 50 make money for him.

  32. GET Says:

    I thought he got into a fight with Game, being that it was at a strip club.

  33. eskay Says:

    ^ that was a good one

  34. KLO Says:

    Caliber Says:

    July 13th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
    New Papoose mixtape..1.5. Million Dollar Man..who can up it or e-mail this joint? KLO here ya time to shine..this exclusive right here..eskay whats good?

    http://www.mixunit.com/1p5milldollman.html

    ^^^^What up Eskay, you got THAT email I sent you?

  35. Shock Says:

    Miad needs more people.

  36. Gui Says:

    pinche eminem

  37. Stephen C. Says:

    Nahright Readers,

    Does Anyone have a link to “I’ll Hurt You (Remix)” by Busta Rhymes feat. Eminem…it came off a mixtape not to long ago.

    -or-

    “We Major” by Kanye West feat. Nas

  38. MadeInMilwaukee...Since 79' Says:

    This story sounds false

  39. iceberg slim Says:

    Posted In: Columnists, It Is What It Is by Elliott Wilson

    It’s up there with that infamous photo of a young Prodigy at dance class. A magazine ad where Death Row’s Suge Knight is holding you know who’s son with the caption: We take care of our own. The episode of 106 and Park where Cash Money’s Baby kissed his young artist Lil Weezy right on the lips. Things we’ve heard about it but aren’t sure that they actually ever happened because we didn’t witness and/or see it.
    Well you can scratch Game’s Change of Heart appearance off the list. Thanks to the new Rap Insider DVD. Wonder who would benefit from putting out a product like this? Things that make you go hmmmm. Anyway, this shit is for the most part hella boring with a White boy in a terrible disguise on the hunt for the Game’s Change of Heart footage. You are better served returning to the menu and just going right to the shit.
    Now for the first time here’s your definitive episode guide to the muthafuckin’ thing we’ve heard about for so muthafuckin’ long.
    Show Begins
    At least we know Game hasn’t lied about his name. He’s referred to in the show as JT. (The government is Jayceon Taylor, stupid!) Ironically, it was another JT that got Chuck Taylor’s career started: JT Tha Bigga Figga. Game recognize game.
    JT is rockin’ a gray and white Hawaian shirt. Eat your heart out, Jigga.
    His ladyfriend is Sadita. Also on the show is their mutual female friend Rikki. I don’t know if I’m spelling the ladies’ names right. There’s no kryons, morons.
    JT complains about breaking his back for his girl and getting nothing in return.
    Rikki accuses JT of buying Sadita’s love. Flowers, shoes, clothes, everything.
    Sadita accuses JT of smothering her and he “cries like a baby.”
    JT quotes Heavy D “I got nuthin’ but love for her.”
    Sadita says he acts extra macho but it’s an act. He’s more sensitive than Ralph T.
    JT says Sadita is first woman he’s cared about—period.
    Sadita says JT wants to be with her 24/7. He responds by playfully cuddling her on the couch.
    JT cosigns “I wanna be with my girl, all day, everyday.”
    Ricky says Sadita uses JT. He co-signs. She says she “tries to get what she can get.”
    JT calls Sadita a promise breaker. Ouch!
    JT complains of no PDA with his main squeeze.
    Sadita says JT always has to prove to his friends that she’s with him.
    Rikki says they’re inseperable and they bring brightness into her life and everyone else’s life. Ahhh!
    Sadita says JT will do anything for her. If she told him to go outside naked with a leash on—he’d do it.
    Sadita says JT’s sensitive for the 76th time and says he likes to send flowers—just ’cause.
    Why did they come to show?
    Sadita just got over 5 year relationship with someone and wants to make sure she can be committed to someone like that again. Now, I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger…
    JT says he called the show because they were developing feelings really fast and he wanted to see how solid his love for Sadita really was.
    JT’s date
    Her name is Arana. Again who knows how the heffa spells it.
    Game give the redbone a tight hug.
    Sadita says Arana looks just like she’d be just as conceited as JT.
    JT insisted Arana not be late for their date.
    JT likes Arana’s ass.
    Arana likes JT’s ass.
    She walked in on JT with his pants down and “he did Calvin Klein justice.”
    JT took Arana to a Chinese buffet. She brought his napkins, his food, and refilled his drinks.
    Sadita says JT does that for her.
    JT told Arana that Sadita is unaffectionate and only time she comes around is when she wants to go shopping or needs a little bit of money.
    JT told Arana that Sadita is very jealous, very possessive and very mean. And if he looks at another female she socks him in the ribs.
    JT really likes Arana’s “bangin’ booty.”During date, Arana hugged JT. It was the warmest embrace he ever felt in his life.
    Arana loves candy.
    Sadita says JT has a candy drawer. She admits she steals from it.
    OK here’s juicy part:
    JT wanted Arana to meet his mom at her club. She didn’t know it was a strip club. She walks in and is in shock when she sees a butt-naked man on stage pouring something down his chest. It’s not JT.
    JT said he was gonna show Arana his moves later on that night.
    They kissed at JT’s friend’s house. Arana gives JT a thumbs up in the kiss dept.
    JT says the date lasted approximately a “whoppin’ 14 hours.”
    They watched the sun rise together.
    We don’t see ole girl’s date
    Decision time
    Rikki thinks they should stay together.
    JT says his date with Arena is the most fun he’s ever had in his life but his heart is with Sadita. So he wants to stay together.
    Sadita says she hoped that this experience would teach JT a lesson so she has a Change of heart.
    YN’s conclusion
    There it is baby doll. Hate it or love it. I think all this is embarrassing, but this ain’t career damaging to The Game. He’s not the first rapper to do something he wished would stay in the closet. As long as dude doesn’t catch the sophomore jinx he’ll be good to go. I got the fingers crossed. We could use another true rap superstar. Let’s get this cover poppin’!

  40. coldplayReggaetonslasher Says:

    wtf^ tmtr

  41. clanny Says:

    em got very famous by saying and doing crazy things,so im not that surprised that he did what he did.Proof’s death and all this will maybe get him where he used to be.I mean,everybody is tired of hearing him kim and his own mother.Now that tragic death will give something to talk about.

  42. luis Says:

    EH, the dude is a fraud, he is lying outta his ass crack!

  43. D. Billz Says:

    http://www.allhiphop.com/flicks/?ID=2195

    “Don’t pour out liquor, I’ll save niggaz some Hennessey
    Just play a spades game, slam a card in my memory”

  44. Angry Black Man formerly Kheri Wes Says:

    spades, thats the shit, i just hate playing with super animated nuccas that want to slam down every card like they just set up. I am talking about those fucking crabs that slam down the Q of diamonds like i was going to let that bitch Walk

  45. D. Billz Says:

    ^ Lol @ Kheri Wes… I hate that shit fam. To be honest, I’m not that nice in spades like I wanna be (because it’s some good money in that). Sad part is, I learned how to play in high school. The end of my 11th and most of my 12th grade year, we had nothin’ but substitutes. So you know niggas had their cards ready. It would be about 3 tables with games going on. I would just sit there and observe. Then one day a mofo wouldn’t show up or be absent and my manz would ask me to fill in for him. You talkin’ about a nigga gettin’ screamed on! I used to reneg like a mofo, lol. I’d be cuttin’ up our books and shit. But eventually I learned the fundamentals.

  46. Plug inc Says:

    The 5 rules of the mens room.

    1. look straight ahead

    2. ABSOLUTELY no talking

    3. don’t look down(especially not to your left or right)

    4. NEVER EVER use the urinal right next to a man if it does not have a wall or seperation between them (Its OK if seperated by divider “and” it is the last free urinal)

    5. If there is only 1 stall free and there is no seperation between the piss area you must wait outside for your turn.

  47. ------------ Says:

    The 5 rules of the mens room.

    1. look straight ahead

    2. ABSOLUTELY no talking

    3. don’t look down(especially not to your left or right)

    4. NEVER EVER use the urinal right next to a man if it does not have a wall or seperation between them (Its OK if seperated by divider “and” it is the last free urinal)

    5. If there is only 1 stall free and there is no seperation between the piss area you must wait outside for your turn.

    ^^^^ TRUE SHIT! THIS NUCCA MIAD SHOULDN’T HAVE EVEN OPENED HIS MOUTH IN THE 1ST PLACE. SHIT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM.

  48. Angry Black Man formerly Kheri Wes Says:

    D. Billz Says:

    July 14th, 2006 at 11:40 am
    ^ Lol @ Kheri Wes… I hate that shit fam. To be honest, I’m not that nice in spades like I wanna be (because it’s some good money in that). Sad part is, I learned how to play in high school. The end of my 11th and most of my 12th grade year, we had nothin’ but substitutes. So you know niggas had their cards ready. It would be about 3 tables with games going on. I would just sit there and observe. Then one day a mofo wouldn’t show up or be absent and my manz would ask me to fill in for him. You talkin’ about a nigga gettin’ screamed on! I used to reneg like a mofo, lol. I’d be cuttin’ up our books and shit. But eventually I learned the fundamentals.

    Thats funny “reneg like a mofo” , Yeah spades/bones/ dice (Cee-lo or regular) was all I did in high school and my first year of college, in school i was going reup on kicks every week, we played 20 a man in spades to 300, it was crazy. And we had dice games every tuesday and thursday, i damn near flunked out my first semester, but yeah thats my shit.

  49. tyronebiggums71 Says:

    D. Billz Says:
    July 14th, 2006 at 11:25 am
    http://www.allhiphop.com/flicks/?ID=2195

    “Don’t pour out liquor, I’ll save niggaz some Hennessey
    Just play a spades game, slam a card in my memory”

    THATS WHATSUP, SEE HE STAYS ON HIS REGULAR JOE SHIT WHO DOESNT LOVE THEM SOME SPADES

  50. D. Billz Says:

    Ty Biggs… Word. He was talkin’ madd shit sayin’ how nice he was and that he was gonna win. I read that in a article just before the tournament took place. He seem like the type of nukka that would talk shit though. You’d rather have him on your team then play against. He’ll fuck around and run a boston on your squad. Especially if yall playin’ to 500.

  51. D. Billz Says:

    ———— Says:

    July 14th, 2006 at 11:50 am
    The 5 rules of the mens room.

    1. look straight ahead

    2. ABSOLUTELY no talking

    3. don’t look down(especially not to your left or right)

    4. NEVER EVER use the urinal right next to a man if it does not have a wall or seperation between them (Its OK if seperated by divider “and” it is the last free urinal)

    5. If there is only 1 stall free and there is no seperation between the piss area you must wait outside for your turn.

    ^^^^ TRUE SHIT! THIS NUCCA MIAD SHOULDN’T HAVE EVEN OPENED HIS MOUTH IN THE 1ST PLACE. SHIT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM.

    ^ 6. Keep all sighing to a minimum.

    7. Wash your mothafuckin’ hands.

    8. If you’re takin’ a dump, do the rest of us a favor and flush after your movement.

  52. tyronebiggums71 Says:

    D. Billz Says:
    July 14th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
    Ty Biggs… Word. He was talkin’ madd shit sayin’ how nice he was and that he was gonna win. I read that in a article just before the tournament took place. He seem like the type of nukka that would talk shit though. You’d rather have him on your team then play against. He’ll fuck around and run a boston on your squad. Especially if yall playin’ to 500.

    YEAH JOE’S A REAL COCKY DUDE HE IS ALWAYS POPPIN SHIT

  53. Plug inc Says:

    Why the heck was em in cheeta’s they shut it down twice a year because somebody gets bodied

  54. wes Says:

    shiiiiiiitttttttt Game Theory (new Roots album) is CRAZY good. great beats, great rhyming. this might be their best yet. amazing stuff really. different flavor from their other work while still staying true to their…uh…roots (pun wasnt intended, but it works ha!)

    i just posted a track off the new album SitDownStandUp.com

    they even sample radiohead :)

  55. Finding Nubia aka Been Gone for a Minute aka Lili Says:

    Damn….feeling all nice after my jog…chillin in the crib….thinking I’m getting some new news now that I’m finally back up-to-date w/NahRight again and now I have to wait for a new post :-\ Must be a slow news day…..

  56. Angry Black Man formerly Kheri Wes Says:

    wes Says:

    July 14th, 2006 at 12:20 pm
    shiiiiiiitttttttt Game Theory (new Roots album) is CRAZY good. great beats, great rhyming. this might be their best yet. amazing stuff really. different flavor from their other work while still staying true to their…uh…roots (pun wasnt intended, but it works ha!)

    i just posted a track off the new album SitDownStandUp.com

    they even sample radiohead

    i was wondering about that album, may have to go pick it up

  57. Finding Nubia aka Been Gone for a Minute aka Lili Says:

    ^^Clanny, i feel you but you kinda sound like you’re trivializing Proof’s death. The nigga died..we might be tired of hearing about the Em/Kim drama and shit but Proof’s death doesn’t = good listening for Em’s fans. Forreal forreal, Em stays with some drama. Ionno how that man deals..not that he’s crazy in any way, but his mental state must be bananas.

  58. tyronebiggums71 Says:

    wes Says:
    July 14th, 2006 at 12:20 pm
    shiiiiiiitttttttt Game Theory (new Roots album) is CRAZY good. great beats, great rhyming. this might be their best yet. amazing stuff really. different flavor from their other work while still staying true to their…uh…roots (pun wasnt intended, but it works ha!)

    i just posted a track off the new album SitDownStandUp.com

    they even sample radiohead

    YO DO YOU HAVE TH WHOLE ALBUM, IF SO EMAIL ME AT TYRONEBIGGUMS71@YAHOO.COM ( DONT WORRY IM GONNA BUY IT ANYWAY)

  59. kanaishka taylor Says:

    The game is going to prosper not because of who he is ,but because of who god created him to be I just pray that god will bless eminem ,and the game ,and that they will come jesus as their personal saviour for the deliverance they need because od loves them to.

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