I’ll Buy You Four More…
When this album came out I had never seen The Killer, but I had heard all about it from several John Woo aficionados and I was well aware of it’s status as a cult classic. So one day I copped it on VHS (that tells you how long ago this was) for like 5 dollars on 14th Street. At some point during my journey home (these were the public transportation days) I ran into my boy and he blessed me with a ride. Long story short, we got sidetracked (read: niggas came through with 40′s and blunts), ended up somewhere we probably had no business being, and when I got home later that night I realized I had left the tape in my homey’s car.
Obviously it’s not everyday that you find yourself living a Wu-Tang skit and I wasn’t about to pass up the oppurtunity, so I call him up: “Yo, where’s my Killer tape at?” If my memory serves me, he gassed me up on some “I gotchu, I’ll give it to you tomorrow” shit and I bought it. To this day I haven’t seen my Killer tape and do you know I go to this motherf*ckers house last year and he has the nerve to have The Killer, on DVD no less, sitting right there in plain sight like it’s nothing. Incredible.
Edit: Wu-Tang vs. The Peanuts
June 13th, 2006 at 5:04 pm
1st!!!
June 13th, 2006 at 5:06 pm
…you should have sewn his asshole shut and kept feeding him, and feeding him, and feeding him…..
June 13th, 2006 at 5:16 pm
…then you should have hit him in the nuts with a spiked bat…with rusty nails…
June 13th, 2006 at 5:20 pm
i know you took that shit cause i would have definitely been at the crib with that one, like oh yeah i borrowed your killer, and uh i will give it back tomorrow!!!
June 13th, 2006 at 5:20 pm
damn i forgot about the torture skits from the WU
June 13th, 2006 at 5:22 pm
the Landlord Says:
June 13th, 2006 at 5:06 pm
…you should have sewn his asshole shut and kept feeding him, and feeding him, and feeding him…..
the Landlord Says:
June 13th, 2006 at 5:16 pm
…then you should have hit him in the nuts with a spiked bat…with rusty nails…
^ Or put his nuts on a dresser (no homo) and bang them shits with spiked bat…
June 13th, 2006 at 5:34 pm
>>Or put his nuts on a dresser (no homo) and bang them shits with spiked bat…
Or put his nuts on a dresser (just his nuts) and bag em with a fucking spiked bat…BAAM!
the “just his nuts” part was what killed me. BIG no homo.
June 13th, 2006 at 5:36 pm
god damn those wu skits are fucking classic
June 13th, 2006 at 5:42 pm
“Or put his nuts on a dresser (just his nuts) and bag em with a fucking spiked bat…BAAM!”
^ Yeah, that’s the effect I was lookin’ for but didn’t achieve when I said it, lol.
June 13th, 2006 at 5:47 pm
Just like cell phones, I find it a lil difficult to remember what the world was like before youtube…
June 13th, 2006 at 6:55 pm
T. Okes… Shit, before cell phones teenagers had a 1,000 more excuses why they didn’t make it home on time from a party the previous night.
Before cell phones… you could tell your girl that you fell asleep at your manz and ‘em crib.
Before cell phones… hustlas knew where every pay phone was located on their side of town.
Before cell phones… if you “called out sick” (read: skipped work) the boss had no way of contacting for extra hours because they really need you.
Before cell phones… dudes used to have like 3 different beepers on their waist.
Before cell phones… it would be a long ass journey to the nearest gas station to call Triple A.
Before cell phones… stalking was a lot harder (so I heard) lol.
Before cell phones… you couldn’t ditch a wack blind date with the “it’s an emergency” line.
Before cell phones… you actually had to be home to order takeout.
Before cell phones… every dude was walkin’ around with a pen and a napkin.
Before cell phones… you had to physically pass notes in class.
Before cell phones… if your manz told you he’ll be there in 10 minutes, you had to take his word for it.
June 13th, 2006 at 7:13 pm
BORING “moves to next thread”
June 13th, 2006 at 7:22 pm
*kicks Bugsy in his ass on his way out*
June 13th, 2006 at 8:11 pm
hot fiyah!
June 13th, 2006 at 8:14 pm
that video is fuckin awesome!
June 13th, 2006 at 8:53 pm
wu-tang clan ain’t nuthin to fuck wit!
wu-tang clan ain’t nuthin to fuck wit!
wu-tang clan ain’t nuthin to fuck wit!
wu-tang clan ain’t nuthin to fuck wit!
Ah, good memories.
*Looks for GZA CD)
June 13th, 2006 at 9:22 pm
that shit was funny as fuck. who ever made it is a genius. i would never think to do some shit like that. i wish youtube let you download videos. i’d put that shit on my iPod
June 13th, 2006 at 10:33 pm
I like the show, but this thread went triple mud
June 13th, 2006 at 10:42 pm
^^^ It’s sad how real hip hop gets ignored like this, even if it’s just a skit…
June 13th, 2006 at 11:19 pm
nah this thread flopped cuz I put up the Stray Shots like 10 minutes later. I knew I’d be sabotaging this one, but you know, it’s whatever whatever
June 14th, 2006 at 12:33 am
LOL @ D. Billz, I see your point. I guess I was exaggeratin’ a little.
Just now saw this skit…funny shit. And that 2nd comic strip with the Peanuts had me rollin’!
June 14th, 2006 at 5:07 am
john woo used to be the most gangsterest. peep “a better tomorrow” one of the GOAT flicks. too bad he didnt keep feedin us and feedin us and feedin us.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:18 am
izzzy izzy izzzy dead?
June 14th, 2006 at 1:00 pm
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