^^^Oh no!Mase is back! aha,Why dont u tell us about your dreams man-yeah the dreams that made u decide to become a pastor! and then sign with Curtis Jackson.I think that your services will highly appreciated over at gunitworld!So VAMOOSE.Your 12 yr-old friends are
waiting!
Mase is a coward and Hovadagod u’re too cuz u blogging hanging off a mortals dick
so make up your mind if u wanna be u or a mere mortals trick
and just cuz u stan dont make u fam !
u lesser than a Rhino so no one gon save u trust me I know!
TWO OF THESE MEN NEED ALBUMS BUT BECAUSE OF THE INDUSTRY, THEY BOTH GET SHELVED AND CAN MAN HANDLE A LONG LIST OF SO CALLED “M.C.’S” RAS AND RAKIM FUCKED BY THE “MAN”
I promise to never betray you, and never turn you away. I promise there won’t be another to get in your way. I shall remove all seeds and all sticks from the bag. I shall keep you happy I don’t like it when you’re mad. I will roll it perfectly everytime. I will shop for you because I know you hate lines. I shall speak for you when you feel you’re too important to answer. I shall not mop your floor with ajax because you think it causes cancer. I shall wash all your cars and keep them filled with gas. I shall not sneak in your parties though they are filled with ass. I vow to carry the baggies, the blunts and your keys. I know my main goal is to carry your weed. I’ll always be there when you need a shoulder to lean. I’ll never listen to Benzino or say “Ya-Nah-mean?”. I’ll be your ash dumper til your blunts at its end. I’m more than a “Weed Carrier” I’m also your friend…
That microphone looks at home in Rakim’s hand, almost as though it were part of his body and soul!.
Rakim will still eat 21 mc’s at the same time!…
Peace to The Mighty Zulu Nation – Bronx River We deliver!……….
this post features pics of so many good artists, and nobody is saying shit. but well just say its because theyre just pics, and eskay didnt write anyhting scandalous,, speaking about that
whats good with a new post
and what was the concert for? really saving the rhinos?
if so fuk that..use that money to teach one kid
to read or write or send one that can to college
I would have fell asleep at the concert too
but I wouldnt have even got in the car and drove
there…even it was a free show..I love rakim but have
no interest seeing him perform nowadays (I’ll just bump
his classics on cd in the comfort of my home) and common
*yawns*, Styles love him but he not an entertainer.
anyone whose actually seen them perform will not say they’re not entertainers. i was in harlem, somewhere on or off amsterdam(don’t know harlem as well as other places in ny), and they tore that motherfucker down. they let mad people on stage, of which i was one(the only white one on stage and possibly in the hall). they stopped the show when the higher ups told them to get people off stage and said if anyone gets off, so do we. styles cracked a blunt, broke up his trees (that jada was carrying), and rolled the blunt in what seem like 6 seconds and then proceeded to play “i get high” at which point a cloud of smoke rose from the crowd in front of me (truly something to see. to be an artist and control the crowd like that must be an amazing feeling). its one of my favorite experiences. i almost got to hit that blunt too, unfortunately, two huge suge knight lookin motherfuckers who were rollin with dblock pushed me off to the side and took my spot. point is, ya’ll need to go to a dblock show before you say that they’re not entertainers.
wow, i’m watching the sucker free countdown, mainly because i’m high and the remote is nowhere to be found, and they just said that chamillionaire is certified platinum. maybe others saw this coming but how the fuck did he go plat off one single? fuckin disgusting.
Sour D… Damn, that’s a hood ass show right there. You could NEVER, and I do mean NEVER, pull some shit like that in Bmore. We’re way too uncivilized. Somebody woulda tried do somethin’ like grab Jada’s mic and start rappin’. Or try to rep their hood since we have a inferiority complex. Those DBlock goons woulda snuffed somebody and them some Bmore dudes woulda rushed the stage. Next thing you know, they’re gettin’ banned to perform at the specific location ever again. Which is also a loss of money on both parts of the owner and performers. They did that to Nore at Morgan State. He’s banned from ever performing there again.
Off the subject: Anybody know where I can find Camp Lo’s song “Gotcha”? And I’m not talkin’ about the one that’s on their album Lets Do It Again. There’s another song with the same title that got this sick ass sample and their flow on it is ridiculous. If anybody got that or know where to find it, holla at me.
Sour D… Chamillionaire went plat because 1.) he been had a fan base in the South before he had a deal and, 2.) people in the south support their own music. How do you think Cash Money and No Limit were bangin’ out all of those gold and plat albums back in the mid-90′s before southern rap was even popular on a national scale?
thats pretty wild billz. there was too much love for dblock in that hall and they had probably 8 goons on each side of the stage waiting for somebody to do somethin stupid. the show was wack otherwise though. posta boy was there (not one person stood up or made one sound while he was playin, i think everyone was rolling), team hot (some harlem locals which i never heard before or after that show but people went crazy for em) and foxy brown (who came through dissing kim and capone if i remember correctly). during each performance, i just kept screaming DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BLOOOOOOCK to the point that kay slay came on the mic and was like “relax, they’ll be out in a sec, we got other talent here tonight too”. the vibe was so crazy by the time they got there, and the respect was so huge, i don’t think anyone would’ve been stupid enough to grab a mic. i think they did that to nore cause they could, but i don’t know much about bmore except for its H problem. btw, jae hood is borderline midget.
i guess so billz @chamillionaire issue. i don’t mind paul wall for a southern dude, and wasn’t shocked at all that he went platinum. but he was all over the place working for that platinum plaque. i dunno, i just hate garbage music being recognized. i’m sure young joc will be next to go plat with all the stupid shit being supported now a days. if lupe doesn’t sell, i’m gonna drop hiphop, not take a shower for 2 weeks, grow my hair out to look like a dirtbag, get an all black wardrobe, and become a fucking metallica head.
Leave it to you to be the only white dude yellin’ D Block, lol. You can take the white guy outta the hood… you know the rest. This musta been a minute ago if Foxy came out dissin’ Kim. Posta recently came out with a album or mixtape, not sure. Haven’t checked for him since he had went under the knife for his surgery.
And I’m gonna advertise this mixtape for the last time, but this Best of Big Noyd on Datpiff is tough. Go d/l that if you were into the Mobb movement before they sonned themselves to 50.
Yo, if Lupe don’t go at least gold I’m not gonna cop another hip hop album for the rest of the year. I’m gonna be hittin’ up madd jazz festivals, reggae bashments, and alternative rock concerts. I’m dead ass.
i used to think Noyd was iight back in the day. i think i actually still have his EP (was it an ep, i remember it not having alot of content), fuck it, i’ll check his shit.
^^
lol.
better star preparing now.
cuz….i am pretty dam certain lupe wont sell.
@ least not on any level we would want him to.
hes crack…..but yea. dunt think its gunna happen.
speakin of noyd and mobb deep, im listenin to “Three” from H.N.I.C.
“son i’m on a bench high, eatin’ chicken wings and french fries” ha, thats that joint right there yo.
^ Speakin’ of fries, yall gotta come to B’more to a local hood spot and cop you some Western fries, which are basically these big, seasoned potato wedges. I think the Deli across the street from my job probably has the best ones in the city.
Sour D… If you thought he sucked, then you probably won’t like his mixtape which is straight Noyd ish. He didn’t change up the flow or nothin’ on any of his verses. But personally, I always thought he shined on Mobb’s albums.
i never thought he sucked, i just never saw him as great. i haven’t heard noyd this century i think. this cd is bringin me back though. damn i really loved the old mobb. i think today’s throwback for the whip will be infamous.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Yo, if Lupe don’t go at least gold I’m not gonna cop another hip hop album for the rest of the year. I’m gonna be hittin’ up madd jazz festivals, reggae bashments, and alternative rock concerts. I’m dead ass.
^i’m already knowin. dancehall’s was up right now.
busy signal. vibez cartel. sizzla. jah cure. that guiness and red bull riddim. shit is hot right now. much more creative than hiphop right at this moment.
456… Agreed. I was always a fan of dancehall, but got turned out to it (pause) when I lived in NYC. Many of my friends at school were West Indian and taught me a lot about the culture. I remember my boy Renni took me to the Soca Arena in BK. I was thinkin’ it was just a reggae club and didn’t know jack-shit about soca. I was standin’ in there for 4 hours. My legs were killin’ me by the time I left. I learned all about riddims and the dances (yeah, I cuts a mothafuckin’ rug). That experience was priceless.
Chuck Norris keeps a baby blue whale as a pet. A large contingent of US Special Forces found Chuck Norris naked in a spiderhole in Iraq. No one has heard from them since.
whats crackin jersey girl – if you gonna come here named jersey girl you better rep jersey hard ma. im a jersey rep and i never let thse motehrfuckers know i, i expect to see the gullyness of the realest rap bitch, ive been telling these dudes about the jersey girls.
Thanks, but I’m not on here to get with guys. I’m just a fan of real hip-hop. I accidently stumbled onto this site, and I find that it’s pretty interesting. But most importantly I represent my people and my family name. I do not refer to myself as a Bitch, and neither should you refer to me as one or any other girl for that matter. I am a respectable women with good morals and I would like to keep it that way. Thanks.
chuck norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. the other three wise men were enraged by the preference that jesus showed to vhuck’s gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. all three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
i’m out. i don’t think i know anymore.
b-right-on, england sends you all a whole lotta love!
tyrone isnt his real name. lol but what he meant was represent, because the site has alotta new yorkers that underestimated jersey, and when tyronebiggums71 saw your name, he thought u were gonna represent.
he didnt really call you a bitcheither, what you misunderstood is that there is another girl or women or guy or beastnigga that comes on this site and her screenname is “realest rap bish” and thats what he was referring to.
THANK U ALL FOR SPREADING MY GOSPEL
IAM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA
I REIGN SUPREME OVER ANY MC BE4 AND AFTER YOUR RAKIM
NAHRIGHT IS MY KINGDOM-MANE!
BOW DOWN TO THY LORD OR ELSE MY ROUNDHOUSE WILL FORCE U TOO
ASK JAYZ HE’S AN AVID FOLLOWER OF MY WAYS
CONTRARY TO YOUR BELIEFS I NEVER GHOSTWROTE 4 JESUS BUT 4 GOD
YES I SAID THAT!
GOTTA GO HE’S ON THE HORN NOW!
THANX AND HAVE A CHUCKALISTIC NORRISHING DAY .
Thanks, but I’m not on here to get with guys. I’m just a fan of real hip-hop. I accidently stumbled onto this site, and I find that it’s pretty interesting. But most importantly I represent my people and my family name. I do not refer to myself as a Bitch, and neither should you refer to me as one or any other girl for that matter. I am a respectable women with good morals and I would like to keep it that way. Thanks.
i wasnt trying to get with you either ma, you kidding im known to be on this site i cant be trying to holla at girls on the computer ( plus honestly i any girl im pulling off the internet im thinking i dont want to be pulling )
i was just trying to get you to rep jersey ( being a fellow jersey native who has great pride for his state )
the bitch thing was in reference to another poster from a couple days ago who came in with talking mad reckless ( yes over a computer i realize its not gangsta but it was mad entertaining ) and her name was realest rap bitch. i was just making a refernce to repping and holding it down like she did, i wasnt calling you a bitch ( shit your probably gonna get me a headache later when my girl checks it and see that you thought i was hollering at you, she wont even scroll down to check anything else she will just flip at the first thing she says )
and sidenote : im not trying to get at you but im trying to hook my boy up im not sure if you know this but he’s kind of a big deal, his name is CHUCK NORRIS if you dont know now you know nigga
tyrone isnt his real name. lol but what he meant was represent, because the site has alotta new yorkers that underestimated jersey, and when tyronebiggums71 saw your name, he thought u were gonna represent.
he didnt really call you a bitcheither, what you misunderstood is that there is another girl or women or guy or beastnigga that comes on this site and her screenname is “realest rap bish†and thats what he was referring to.
lol “dear tyroneâ€
good looks nation. i saw her post and just respinded ( again mostly to avoid a headache ) but if i saw your post i wouldnt of even said shit but co-sign. anyone on here knows i rep jersey hard and always ask for jersey love so shit i wuld hope to see someone named jersey girl rep jersey.
you nailed the bitch thing that was a ccomment about a poster who uses that as her name so thats what she wants to be called so no disrespect there.
and yeah i laughed my ass off at that mr.tyrone shit thats a definte jersey touch i swear i know your a jersey girl with that shit.
and shit she got her gullyness off in a different way from realest rap b… so i guess she did hold it down for jerz.
bernard hopkins got beaten into oblivion last night its not looking good
( i know some of you are like ty dont you mean tarver but no i mean b-hop ) see after b-hop won and claimed he would retire on top, well apparently someone we all know and love heard this and found b-hop outside and told him he couldnt retire as the champ without ever fighting him one quick roundhouse later b-hop is floored and the doctors are saying it doesnt look good he probably wont make it. when police questioned witness’s ( who all were caught by stray roundhouses and the aftereffects ) they all describe seeing a man run off and disappear however they have identified the suspect as none other than
CHUCK NORRIS
Good looking tyronebiggums 71
I bestow u and other chuckaholics with my new line of Energy drinks called
Cowa(can of whoop ass)!
Pls keep da CHUCkarama comming
I,m here 4 ever just ask Eskay-slay
I created all da planets ,animals,man etc
So when its all over you,re bound to return 2 me in ChuckNorristopia!
Es… I know you got some PR Day Parade pics. I once again I missed it so you gotta hold us down. I know DR Day Parade is next month. Last year I was in NYC coincidentally the same weekend as the DR Parade. But I had to bounce before the thunderstorm hit. And that didn’t help because it was mad traffic on the Turnpike on the way home PLUS I was dozing off. Not to mention I was dolo.
the true story of how the ninja turtles came into existence is that chuck norris ate a live turtle… when he shit the turtle out, it was 6 ft tall and a master in martial arts
Mr. T recently opened a Psychic hotline, one in which he takes every call. No matter the question he is asked, he gives only one response: “My prediction? Pain.” He then goes out and personally pummels each caller witin an inch of their life, because Mr. T can never be wrong.
Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: “In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world… five seasons in a row.” Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled “WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!”
If a tree falls in the woods and there’s no one around to hear it, you can’t be sure if it made a sound, but you can be damn sure that Mr. T pitied it.
sour d you should listen to what it is i’m telling you… i’m right 96.4% of the time and this isn’t one of the 3.6% of moments when i could be wrong. ha!
Mr. T’s Mohawk is not actually hair; it is comprised of an endless swarm of furious East-African Killer Bees. These bees, while deadly, love Mr. T and have pledged their existence to protecting his head. They also play Pinocle with Face on alternate Tuesdays and, much to Mr. T’s chagrin, find Murdock hilariously funny.
When Mr. T arrived in Pittsburg, he renamed it Pitysburg. When Mr. T arrived in Secaucus, he renamed it Baracus. And when Mr. T arrived in Delaware, he threw it into the Atlantic Ocean.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is
folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. Regardless of the
situation, he is always understood.
Mr. T once appeared on the show “Fear Factor,†not as a contestant, but
as a stunt. There were no winners and six deaths. Mr. T has not been
invited back.
While in the womb, Mr. T heard a fool backtalking his mother. He then proceeded to leave the womb and strangle the fool with his own umbilical cord. He then went back in the womb to continue developing. This all happened within 3 seconds.
All that glitters is not gold: If it’s not being worn by Mr. T, then it’s just jibba jabba, and Mr. T pities the fool who can’t tell the difference. This is where the phrase “fool’s gold” comes from.
Mr T has one true brother, Hulk Hogan. The Hulkster crossed Mr. T in 93 and since then his career has consisted of being a super nanny from space and a reality show on VH1
Mr. T is similar to James Bond in the sense that they both have a license to kill…well, Mr. T’s isn’t exactly official but just who is going to stop him, you? Fool.
I armed wrestled Kingkong and the whole justice league ,the transformers ,Voltron,the whole Dragonball Z,Thundercats,Batman,Incredible Hulk,Zorro,Spiderman,
And flung em off the planet!
^ word up, yo. that piano loop is ill and Mega had a tight verse (son i’m on a bench high eating chicken wings and french fries). thats classic right there, imagining Mega laid back in a park eatin some street vendor food spacin’ out. it’s too short tho, there shoulda been 3 verses. dope track tho, no doubt
not for nothing but all tsumais hurrican katrina and all other forces of nature are cause just by the impact of my ninja kick.
also I am responsible for the pitiful showing by the heat I gave shaq and d wade a little slap ( not enough to kill them just enough to make them play like shit )
^^^^ stop swagger jacking my steeze u aint no chuck norris I know who u be
U aint even funny try spelling tsunami idiot!
And don’t try to mess my name up
Or I,ll feed u 2 da lions!
(Hands on da Bible)
I MrT swear to tell da truth and nothing but the truth……I gave birth to Chuck Norris and I use Oak wood trees 4 punching bags that’s why by the yr 2007 there be no jungles left .(maybe Gardens).
And I slept with diana ross and had that Bastard Rick ross! I pity da fool that don’t believe
Everyday I,m hustling….
Illmatic is a timeless classic, funny thing I just configured this program, that reads Nas in binary form, and alerts me every time his name is mentioned in this blog. Just keep it fair and I wont have to unleash my wrath on you haters
I just recopped Illmatic and It was written and the beats on Illmatic are ninety-ish. They are irrelivent to todays music. It was written has better beats, better stories.
June 10th, 2006 at 6:25 pm
1st
June 10th, 2006 at 6:32 pm
rhymefest is that nigga.But i probably would have fallen asleep at this concert!
June 10th, 2006 at 6:40 pm
There is no strength more effective than purity,
No triumph more praiseworthy than surrender,
No bliss more satisfying than love.
June 10th, 2006 at 6:51 pm
4th
June 10th, 2006 at 6:53 pm
Why Rakim’s face look like he was caught in a dirt storm? :(
June 10th, 2006 at 7:01 pm
Ma nigga Ra holdin it down tho he does look mad dark, that Common pic is weak
June 10th, 2006 at 7:03 pm
^^^Oh no!Mase is back! aha,Why dont u tell us about your dreams man-yeah the dreams that made u decide to become a pastor! and then sign with Curtis Jackson.I think that your services will highly appreciated over at gunitworld!So VAMOOSE.Your 12 yr-old friends are
waiting!
June 10th, 2006 at 7:18 pm
Mase is a coward and Hovadagod u’re too cuz u blogging hanging off a mortals dick
so make up your mind if u wanna be u or a mere mortals trick
and just cuz u stan dont make u fam !
u lesser than a Rhino so no one gon save u trust me I know!
June 10th, 2006 at 7:28 pm
part 2 as in… more pics, or was it another concert?
June 10th, 2006 at 7:28 pm
i guess more pics cuz common is wearing the same sweater
June 10th, 2006 at 7:30 pm
lol and rakim still looks like a saudi
June 10th, 2006 at 7:38 pm
Styles P in the muthafuckin building! respect!
June 10th, 2006 at 8:07 pm
TWO OF THESE MEN NEED ALBUMS BUT BECAUSE OF THE INDUSTRY, THEY BOTH GET SHELVED AND CAN MAN HANDLE A LONG LIST OF SO CALLED “M.C.’S” RAS AND RAKIM FUCKED BY THE “MAN”
June 10th, 2006 at 8:10 pm
save the rhino should be save the nostrals since styles performed.. and I use the word ‘performed’ loosely.
June 10th, 2006 at 9:10 pm
styles is the most gangsterest
June 10th, 2006 at 9:42 pm
why you worried about the mans nostrills? you wanna have sex with him or something? GO HOME!
June 10th, 2006 at 10:13 pm
what fukk is common doing?
ok nevermind..i think i know what hes doing
ok…jus nvm altogether.
June 10th, 2006 at 10:32 pm
Dam… a step closer to # 1….
June 11th, 2006 at 12:01 am
Dear Jay-z
I promise to never betray you, and never turn you away. I promise there won’t be another to get in your way. I shall remove all seeds and all sticks from the bag. I shall keep you happy I don’t like it when you’re mad. I will roll it perfectly everytime. I will shop for you because I know you hate lines. I shall speak for you when you feel you’re too important to answer. I shall not mop your floor with ajax because you think it causes cancer. I shall wash all your cars and keep them filled with gas. I shall not sneak in your parties though they are filled with ass. I vow to carry the baggies, the blunts and your keys. I know my main goal is to carry your weed. I’ll always be there when you need a shoulder to lean. I’ll never listen to Benzino or say “Ya-Nah-mean?”. I’ll be your ash dumper til your blunts at its end. I’m more than a “Weed Carrier” I’m also your friend…
Yours Truly
Your Sweet Memph-o-Manic!!!
P.S.
I love you Jay! xoxoxo
June 11th, 2006 at 12:11 am
i guess stlyes can be the most gangsterest since its not a word and has no meaning.
June 11th, 2006 at 12:46 am
^ lol
and damn… memph that came from the heart.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:20 am
That microphone looks at home in Rakim’s hand, almost as though it were part of his body and soul!.
Rakim will still eat 21 mc’s at the same time!…
Peace to The Mighty Zulu Nation – Bronx River We deliver!……….
June 11th, 2006 at 6:31 am
might not go plat but this blog is classic.
June 11th, 2006 at 7:24 am
*crosses fingers hoping styles album finally drop this year*
June 11th, 2006 at 8:39 am
Yeah this concert wouldn’t have been blessed with Fokist’s presence unless the tickets were free.
June 11th, 2006 at 11:13 am
joe 88 – stlyes dropping first or second week in august
June 11th, 2006 at 12:09 pm
^ damn tb u being optimistic
this post features pics of so many good artists, and nobody is saying shit. but well just say its because theyre just pics, and eskay didnt write anyhting scandalous,, speaking about that
whats good with a new post
June 11th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
Best of Big Noyd… pretty tough.
June 11th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Styles P is gangsterest!! lol
and what was the concert for? really saving the rhinos?
if so fuk that..use that money to teach one kid
to read or write or send one that can to college
I would have fell asleep at the concert too
but I wouldnt have even got in the car and drove
there…even it was a free show..I love rakim but have
no interest seeing him perform nowadays (I’ll just bump
his classics on cd in the comfort of my home) and common
*yawns*, Styles love him but he not an entertainer.
June 11th, 2006 at 12:49 pm
had anyone here actually ever seen styles or dblock perform?
June 11th, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Sour D… I haven’t seen the Lox perform before. Btw, did you ever send those Lupe tracks?
June 11th, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Never mind, I’m readin’ the other post now.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:00 pm
anyone whose actually seen them perform will not say they’re not entertainers. i was in harlem, somewhere on or off amsterdam(don’t know harlem as well as other places in ny), and they tore that motherfucker down. they let mad people on stage, of which i was one(the only white one on stage and possibly in the hall). they stopped the show when the higher ups told them to get people off stage and said if anyone gets off, so do we. styles cracked a blunt, broke up his trees (that jada was carrying), and rolled the blunt in what seem like 6 seconds and then proceeded to play “i get high” at which point a cloud of smoke rose from the crowd in front of me (truly something to see. to be an artist and control the crowd like that must be an amazing feeling). its one of my favorite experiences. i almost got to hit that blunt too, unfortunately, two huge suge knight lookin motherfuckers who were rollin with dblock pushed me off to the side and took my spot. point is, ya’ll need to go to a dblock show before you say that they’re not entertainers.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:15 pm
wow, i’m watching the sucker free countdown, mainly because i’m high and the remote is nowhere to be found, and they just said that chamillionaire is certified platinum. maybe others saw this coming but how the fuck did he go plat off one single? fuckin disgusting.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Sour D… Damn, that’s a hood ass show right there. You could NEVER, and I do mean NEVER, pull some shit like that in Bmore. We’re way too uncivilized. Somebody woulda tried do somethin’ like grab Jada’s mic and start rappin’. Or try to rep their hood since we have a inferiority complex. Those DBlock goons woulda snuffed somebody and them some Bmore dudes woulda rushed the stage. Next thing you know, they’re gettin’ banned to perform at the specific location ever again. Which is also a loss of money on both parts of the owner and performers. They did that to Nore at Morgan State. He’s banned from ever performing there again.
Off the subject: Anybody know where I can find Camp Lo’s song “Gotcha”? And I’m not talkin’ about the one that’s on their album Lets Do It Again. There’s another song with the same title that got this sick ass sample and their flow on it is ridiculous. If anybody got that or know where to find it, holla at me.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:19 pm
Sour D… Chamillionaire went plat because 1.) he been had a fan base in the South before he had a deal and, 2.) people in the south support their own music. How do you think Cash Money and No Limit were bangin’ out all of those gold and plat albums back in the mid-90′s before southern rap was even popular on a national scale?
June 11th, 2006 at 1:25 pm
Yo, yall mofos need to download this Big Noyd joint from Dat Piff. It good some nice joints on here.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
thats pretty wild billz. there was too much love for dblock in that hall and they had probably 8 goons on each side of the stage waiting for somebody to do somethin stupid. the show was wack otherwise though. posta boy was there (not one person stood up or made one sound while he was playin, i think everyone was rolling), team hot (some harlem locals which i never heard before or after that show but people went crazy for em) and foxy brown (who came through dissing kim and capone if i remember correctly). during each performance, i just kept screaming DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BLOOOOOOCK to the point that kay slay came on the mic and was like “relax, they’ll be out in a sec, we got other talent here tonight too”. the vibe was so crazy by the time they got there, and the respect was so huge, i don’t think anyone would’ve been stupid enough to grab a mic. i think they did that to nore cause they could, but i don’t know much about bmore except for its H problem. btw, jae hood is borderline midget.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
i guess so billz @chamillionaire issue. i don’t mind paul wall for a southern dude, and wasn’t shocked at all that he went platinum. but he was all over the place working for that platinum plaque. i dunno, i just hate garbage music being recognized. i’m sure young joc will be next to go plat with all the stupid shit being supported now a days. if lupe doesn’t sell, i’m gonna drop hiphop, not take a shower for 2 weeks, grow my hair out to look like a dirtbag, get an all black wardrobe, and become a fucking metallica head.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:34 pm
Leave it to you to be the only white dude yellin’ D Block, lol. You can take the white guy outta the hood… you know the rest. This musta been a minute ago if Foxy came out dissin’ Kim. Posta recently came out with a album or mixtape, not sure. Haven’t checked for him since he had went under the knife for his surgery.
And I’m gonna advertise this mixtape for the last time, but this Best of Big Noyd on Datpiff is tough. Go d/l that if you were into the Mobb movement before they sonned themselves to 50.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Yo, if Lupe don’t go at least gold I’m not gonna cop another hip hop album for the rest of the year. I’m gonna be hittin’ up madd jazz festivals, reggae bashments, and alternative rock concerts. I’m dead ass.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
i used to think Noyd was iight back in the day. i think i actually still have his EP (was it an ep, i remember it not having alot of content), fuck it, i’ll check his shit.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:41 pm
^^
lol.
better star preparing now.
cuz….i am pretty dam certain lupe wont sell.
@ least not on any level we would want him to.
hes crack…..but yea. dunt think its gunna happen.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
blogs is slow today.
speakin of noyd and mobb deep, im listenin to “Three” from H.N.I.C.
“son i’m on a bench high, eatin’ chicken wings and french fries” ha, thats that joint right there yo.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:45 pm
^ Speakin’ of fries, yall gotta come to B’more to a local hood spot and cop you some Western fries, which are basically these big, seasoned potato wedges. I think the Deli across the street from my job probably has the best ones in the city.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Sour D… If you thought he sucked, then you probably won’t like his mixtape which is straight Noyd ish. He didn’t change up the flow or nothin’ on any of his verses. But personally, I always thought he shined on Mobb’s albums.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
i never thought he sucked, i just never saw him as great. i haven’t heard noyd this century i think. this cd is bringin me back though. damn i really loved the old mobb. i think today’s throwback for the whip will be infamous.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
The Infamous never leaves my car. Never. Not even Chuck Norris could make me take it out my car.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:56 pm
^ The Infamous is CLASSIC. now i gotta go listen to “Trife Life”
June 11th, 2006 at 1:57 pm
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
you started it billz.
June 11th, 2006 at 2:02 pm
^LOL
June 11th, 2006 at 2:03 pm
chuck norris stans
June 11th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
Trife Life really is some f’ed up shit. If a shorty ever set me up like that I’d send some birds her way.
June 11th, 2006 at 2:07 pm
D. Billz Says:
June 11th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Yo, if Lupe don’t go at least gold I’m not gonna cop another hip hop album for the rest of the year. I’m gonna be hittin’ up madd jazz festivals, reggae bashments, and alternative rock concerts. I’m dead ass.
^i’m already knowin. dancehall’s was up right now.
June 11th, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Mobb’s first three albums after juvenile hell are fire. They still make hot records its just that they credibility is shot the fuck up.
June 11th, 2006 at 2:11 pm
456… Yeah, I ruined my opportunity to work with a reggae record label when I had the chance.
June 11th, 2006 at 2:13 pm
^ Juvenile Hell was ill. The Infamous = 5 mics. Hell On Earth = 5 mics. Murda Muzik = 4.5 mics.
June 11th, 2006 at 2:15 pm
busy signal. vibez cartel. sizzla. jah cure. that guiness and red bull riddim. shit is hot right now. much more creative than hiphop right at this moment.
June 11th, 2006 at 2:24 pm
456… Agreed. I was always a fan of dancehall, but got turned out to it (pause) when I lived in NYC. Many of my friends at school were West Indian and taught me a lot about the culture. I remember my boy Renni took me to the Soca Arena in BK. I was thinkin’ it was just a reggae club and didn’t know jack-shit about soca. I was standin’ in there for 4 hours. My legs were killin’ me by the time I left. I learned all about riddims and the dances (yeah, I cuts a mothafuckin’ rug). That experience was priceless.
June 11th, 2006 at 2:27 pm
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
June 11th, 2006 at 2:35 pm
Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
i hope this gets like it did last time. there were some real funny ones. iight ya’ll, time for me to try to go pluck a bird. catch ya’ll in a few.
June 11th, 2006 at 2:40 pm
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
June 11th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
June 11th, 2006 at 2:47 pm
chuck norris… is my homeboy.
HA!
and you thought i had something sepcial to say ha!
June 11th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
There are now six million and one ways to die since the birth of Chuck Norris.
June 11th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
Lol @ chucktatorship.
June 11th, 2006 at 2:50 pm
last one cause my ride is here.
Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.
June 11th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
the opening scene of the movie “Saving Private Ryan” is loosely based on games of dodgeball chuck norris played in second grade.
June 11th, 2006 at 3:03 pm
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
June 11th, 2006 at 3:11 pm
you guys hear that new mixtape chuck norris mixtape. walker texas pimpin. shits fire
June 11th, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Chuck Norris keeps a baby blue whale as a pet. A large contingent of US Special Forces found Chuck Norris naked in a spiderhole in Iraq. No one has heard from them since.
June 11th, 2006 at 3:16 pm
“walker texas pimpin” -thats jokes! lol
but on a more serious note…
someone once videotaped chuck norris getting pissed off. it was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
June 11th, 2006 at 3:19 pm
When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn’t get wet, the pool gets Chucked
June 11th, 2006 at 3:25 pm
Navy S.E.A.L.’s training is a daily Chuck Norris workout.
June 11th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Ninjas wear Chuck Norris costumes for Halloween.
June 11th, 2006 at 3:33 pm
Chuck Norris taught Biz Mark to beatbox.
June 11th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
chuck norris has only two speeds…
walk and kill.
June 11th, 2006 at 3:50 pm
CNN = Chuck Norris News
June 11th, 2006 at 3:53 pm
Chuck Norris used to ghost write. For Jesus.
June 11th, 2006 at 4:08 pm
There’s no such things as earthquakes. Just Chuck Norris doing jumping jacks.
June 11th, 2006 at 4:16 pm
Hey fellas,
you guys think I live pop life now, hey you can get popped right now.
June 11th, 2006 at 4:19 pm
456 – chuck norris is jesus
see on the 7th day god created chuck norris everything else is just secondary
im thinking about making my next novel about chuck norris i mean that boy is gangsta, dont let him numchuck you in the face.
June 11th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
whats crackin jersey girl – if you gonna come here named jersey girl you better rep jersey hard ma. im a jersey rep and i never let thse motehrfuckers know i, i expect to see the gullyness of the realest rap bitch, ive been telling these dudes about the jersey girls.
June 11th, 2006 at 4:28 pm
Mr. Tyrone,
Thanks, but I’m not on here to get with guys. I’m just a fan of real hip-hop. I accidently stumbled onto this site, and I find that it’s pretty interesting. But most importantly I represent my people and my family name. I do not refer to myself as a Bitch, and neither should you refer to me as one or any other girl for that matter. I am a respectable women with good morals and I would like to keep it that way. Thanks.
June 11th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
“chuck norris used to ghost write. for jesus”
ha ha ha ha ha thats now the mostest jokes!
chuck norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. the other three wise men were enraged by the preference that jesus showed to vhuck’s gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. all three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
i’m out. i don’t think i know anymore.
b-right-on, england sends you all a whole lotta love!
June 11th, 2006 at 5:01 pm
here were the pics that you wanted to see Tyrone, for you being jealous with eskay, and this is the reason why his wifey was mad.
http://uplode.us/up/amber.jpg
http://uplode.us/up/amber_2.jpg
http://uplode.us/up/amber_3.jpg
http://uplode.us/up/amber_4.jpg
http://uplode.us/up/amber_5.jpg
June 11th, 2006 at 5:04 pm
@jersey girl
tyrone isnt his real name. lol but what he meant was represent, because the site has alotta new yorkers that underestimated jersey, and when tyronebiggums71 saw your name, he thought u were gonna represent.
he didnt really call you a bitcheither, what you misunderstood is that there is another girl or women or guy or beastnigga that comes on this site and her screenname is “realest rap bish” and thats what he was referring to.
lol “dear tyrone”
June 11th, 2006 at 5:42 pm
THANK U ALL FOR SPREADING MY GOSPEL
IAM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA
I REIGN SUPREME OVER ANY MC BE4 AND AFTER YOUR RAKIM
NAHRIGHT IS MY KINGDOM-MANE!
BOW DOWN TO THY LORD OR ELSE MY ROUNDHOUSE WILL FORCE U TOO
ASK JAYZ HE’S AN AVID FOLLOWER OF MY WAYS
CONTRARY TO YOUR BELIEFS I NEVER GHOSTWROTE 4 JESUS BUT 4 GOD
YES I SAID THAT!
GOTTA GO HE’S ON THE HORN NOW!
THANX AND HAVE A CHUCKALISTIC NORRISHING DAY .
June 11th, 2006 at 5:43 pm
>> THANX AND HAVE A CHUCKALISTIC NORRISHING DAY .
hahaha
June 11th, 2006 at 6:41 pm
Jersey Girl Says:
June 11th, 2006 at 4:28 pm
Mr. Tyrone,
Thanks, but I’m not on here to get with guys. I’m just a fan of real hip-hop. I accidently stumbled onto this site, and I find that it’s pretty interesting. But most importantly I represent my people and my family name. I do not refer to myself as a Bitch, and neither should you refer to me as one or any other girl for that matter. I am a respectable women with good morals and I would like to keep it that way. Thanks.
i wasnt trying to get with you either ma, you kidding im known to be on this site i cant be trying to holla at girls on the computer ( plus honestly i any girl im pulling off the internet im thinking i dont want to be pulling )
i was just trying to get you to rep jersey ( being a fellow jersey native who has great pride for his state )
the bitch thing was in reference to another poster from a couple days ago who came in with talking mad reckless ( yes over a computer i realize its not gangsta but it was mad entertaining ) and her name was realest rap bitch. i was just making a refernce to repping and holding it down like she did, i wasnt calling you a bitch ( shit your probably gonna get me a headache later when my girl checks it and see that you thought i was hollering at you, she wont even scroll down to check anything else she will just flip at the first thing she says )
and sidenote : im not trying to get at you but im trying to hook my boy up im not sure if you know this but he’s kind of a big deal, his name is CHUCK NORRIS if you dont know now you know nigga
June 11th, 2006 at 6:47 pm
nation of thugacation Says:
June 11th, 2006 at 5:04 pm
@jersey girl
tyrone isnt his real name. lol but what he meant was represent, because the site has alotta new yorkers that underestimated jersey, and when tyronebiggums71 saw your name, he thought u were gonna represent.
he didnt really call you a bitcheither, what you misunderstood is that there is another girl or women or guy or beastnigga that comes on this site and her screenname is “realest rap bish†and thats what he was referring to.
lol “dear tyroneâ€
good looks nation. i saw her post and just respinded ( again mostly to avoid a headache ) but if i saw your post i wouldnt of even said shit but co-sign. anyone on here knows i rep jersey hard and always ask for jersey love so shit i wuld hope to see someone named jersey girl rep jersey.
you nailed the bitch thing that was a ccomment about a poster who uses that as her name so thats what she wants to be called so no disrespect there.
and yeah i laughed my ass off at that mr.tyrone shit thats a definte jersey touch i swear i know your a jersey girl with that shit.
and shit she got her gullyness off in a different way from realest rap b… so i guess she did hold it down for jerz.
June 11th, 2006 at 6:55 pm
* i got some late breaking news *
bernard hopkins got beaten into oblivion last night its not looking good
( i know some of you are like ty dont you mean tarver but no i mean b-hop ) see after b-hop won and claimed he would retire on top, well apparently someone we all know and love heard this and found b-hop outside and told him he couldnt retire as the champ without ever fighting him one quick roundhouse later b-hop is floored and the doctors are saying it doesnt look good he probably wont make it. when police questioned witness’s ( who all were caught by stray roundhouses and the aftereffects ) they all describe seeing a man run off and disappear however they have identified the suspect as none other than
CHUCK NORRIS
June 11th, 2006 at 7:00 pm
Aw shit, it looks like Rakim still gots what it takes to rock the mic.
June 11th, 2006 at 7:31 pm
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
June 11th, 2006 at 7:33 pm
The save the rhinos concert was really about Chuck Norris. He kills rhinos with his bare hands!
Yall are crazy, I had to get one in. LMAO!
June 11th, 2006 at 7:37 pm
Good looking tyronebiggums 71
I bestow u and other chuckaholics with my new line of Energy drinks called
Cowa(can of whoop ass)!
Pls keep da CHUCkarama comming
I,m here 4 ever just ask Eskay-slay
I created all da planets ,animals,man etc
So when its all over you,re bound to return 2 me in ChuckNorristopia!
June 11th, 2006 at 7:59 pm
ha ha ha ha gimme some of dat cowa? chuckalistic norrishing day? chuck norristopia? yes chuck you ARE indeed that dude!!!
i dunno if you people know this but…
there is actually no theory of evolution -just animals chuck decided to allow to let live
June 11th, 2006 at 8:05 pm
Jersey Girl Says:
June 11th, 2006 at 4:16 pm
Hey fellas,
you guys think I live pop life now, hey you can get popped right now.
^ We miss you, Noyd.
Sour D. Says:
June 11th, 2006 at 7:31 pm
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
^ Yall was born, he punched his way outta mom dukes.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:06 pm
Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:07 pm
100th… bastids.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:08 pm
So i’m 101, that’s better fool.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
Es… I know you got some PR Day Parade pics. I once again I missed it so you gotta hold us down. I know DR Day Parade is next month. Last year I was in NYC coincidentally the same weekend as the DR Parade. But I had to bounce before the thunderstorm hit. And that didn’t help because it was mad traffic on the Turnpike on the way home PLUS I was dozing off. Not to mention I was dolo.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:13 pm
Dumb Nigga… As in the kiddie movie 101 Dalmations. You know, the soft, bashful puppies. I get it. Hold that down.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:14 pm
…..
June 11th, 2006 at 8:14 pm
the true story of how the ninja turtles came into existence is that chuck norris ate a live turtle… when he shit the turtle out, it was 6 ft tall and a master in martial arts
June 11th, 2006 at 8:15 pm
Correction* “Once again… “
June 11th, 2006 at 8:17 pm
I’m starting to think ChuckNorrisfacts.com is alot of you guys second home lol.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:18 pm
Moses didn’t part the Red Sea. Chuck Norris did a power bomb off of a rock.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:18 pm
dont make me start throwin out jack bauer facts.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:19 pm
You might as do the Mr.T facts also then lol.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
When in Jack Bauer’s presence, Chuck Norris and Mr. T urinate sitting down.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
Dumb Nigga… Didn’t know about that site until just now. All of mine are original.
Say it with me now: Billz is nice.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:22 pm
@ D.Billz
You didn’t know about ChuckNorrisfacts.com !!? Chuck Norris must be very dissapointed in you!
June 11th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
Jack Bauer can eat five times his body weight in terrorists.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
God is a weed carrier for Chuck Norris. I’m done.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
*literally laughin’ out loud (almost to tears) after going to that site*
Dumb Nigga… Actually Chuck Norris is proud of me. I knew of his divine presence before I knew about the website, lol.
Here’s the one that had me dying:
“Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.”
June 11th, 2006 at 8:27 pm
The ancient pyramids of Egypt did not belong to the pharoahs, but are actually Mr. T’s personal gold storage facilities.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:27 pm
When life hands Jack Bauer Lemons, he kills Terrorists. Jack Bauer fuckin’ hates lemonade.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:29 pm
Mr. T recently opened a Psychic hotline, one in which he takes every call. No matter the question he is asked, he gives only one response: “My prediction? Pain.” He then goes out and personally pummels each caller witin an inch of their life, because Mr. T can never be wrong.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:33 pm
jack bauer can not see chuck norris.
don’t try sour d. mr t maybe, but jack bauer? nah he’s still a young padawan he has much to learn…
June 11th, 2006 at 8:33 pm
Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: “In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world… five seasons in a row.” Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled “WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!”
June 11th, 2006 at 8:34 pm
pink, you obviously are underestimating jack bauer.
After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:34 pm
If a tree falls in the woods and there’s no one around to hear it, you can’t be sure if it made a sound, but you can be damn sure that Mr. T pitied it.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:36 pm
Jesus turned water into wine. Mr. T turned a Fry Daddy into Vin Diesel.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
dumb n*gga now we’re talking mr t is THAT dude for real real.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Sonny Bono cut off Jack Bauer while skiing. Once.
thats the last one. you got me fuckin dyin with the mr. T jokes Dumb Nigga. plus nobody here watches 24
June 11th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this “a slow Tuesday.”
June 11th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Mr. T has to remember not to shower with his arms crossed. Otherwise, the water will fear him, and he’ll never get wet.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:40 pm
jack is nice but he isn’t there yet.
sour d you should listen to what it is i’m telling you… i’m right 96.4% of the time and this isn’t one of the 3.6% of moments when i could be wrong. ha!
June 11th, 2006 at 8:40 pm
You can run, but you can’t hide. Because Mr. T is already there.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:41 pm
God was once presented with the paradox: could he create something greater than himself? The result…Mr. T
June 11th, 2006 at 8:42 pm
Mr. T’s Mohawk is not actually hair; it is comprised of an endless swarm of furious East-African Killer Bees. These bees, while deadly, love Mr. T and have pledged their existence to protecting his head. They also play Pinocle with Face on alternate Tuesdays and, much to Mr. T’s chagrin, find Murdock hilariously funny.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:43 pm
Mr T defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Mr T loves you.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:43 pm
east african killer bees! KILLER BEES!!!
…now you know jack can’t roll like that.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:44 pm
Mr. T wears brass knuckles because he fears the consequences of hitting someone with his bare fists.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:46 pm
Mr. T is the only person who can give Stella her groove back.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:46 pm
Yoda had two sons. To one he taught pity, to the other he gave the gift of the beard.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:46 pm
Those aren’t gold chains around Mr. T’s neck. Remember the yellow brick road?
June 11th, 2006 at 8:48 pm
Mr. T’s mother did not break water, she broke a molten gold liquid which, upon being born, Mr. T formed into his first gold chain
June 11th, 2006 at 8:50 pm
When Mr. T arrived in Pittsburg, he renamed it Pitysburg. When Mr. T arrived in Secaucus, he renamed it Baracus. And when Mr. T arrived in Delaware, he threw it into the Atlantic Ocean.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:51 pm
Mr. T never learned to read. Letters learned to accomodate Mr. T’s mind.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:52 pm
Mr. T, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris are triplet love children of Godzilla and a bear
June 11th, 2006 at 8:54 pm
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is
folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. Regardless of the
situation, he is always understood.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:55 pm
It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:56 pm
Mr. T once appeared on the show “Fear Factor,†not as a contestant, but
as a stunt. There were no winners and six deaths. Mr. T has not been
invited back.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:57 pm
Audacious gold chains – $300,000
Solid gold frohawk(r) comb – $11,000
Menacing steel toe capped stomping boots – $175
The look on Chuck Norris’ face when he gets pitied…
Priceless.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:58 pm
While in the womb, Mr. T heard a fool backtalking his mother. He then proceeded to leave the womb and strangle the fool with his own umbilical cord. He then went back in the womb to continue developing. This all happened within 3 seconds.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:59 pm
Like King Midas, everything Mr. T touches turns to gold, even food. Unlike King Midas, Mr. T has learned to ingest gold, like a real man would.
June 11th, 2006 at 9:01 pm
That’s not your stomach growling when you’re hungry. It’s Mr. T. He’s right behind you.
June 11th, 2006 at 9:01 pm
All that glitters is not gold: If it’s not being worn by Mr. T, then it’s just jibba jabba, and Mr. T pities the fool who can’t tell the difference. This is where the phrase “fool’s gold” comes from.
June 11th, 2006 at 9:03 pm
Stealth bombers are actually A-Team vans with wings.
June 11th, 2006 at 9:04 pm
You can lead Mr. T to water, but chances are that you will die there
June 11th, 2006 at 9:04 pm
You can lead Mr. T to water, but chances are… you will die there
June 11th, 2006 at 9:05 pm
Mr T has one true brother, Hulk Hogan. The Hulkster crossed Mr. T in 93 and since then his career has consisted of being a super nanny from space and a reality show on VH1
June 11th, 2006 at 9:05 pm
Mr. T likes to keep some of his spare gold at his summer home in Kentucky. Home is a little place he like to call, “Fort Knox”.
June 11th, 2006 at 9:06 pm
Mr. T didn’t know Rocky was a movie. He just wanted to kick the shit out of a white guy and steal his bitch, A-team style.
June 11th, 2006 at 9:07 pm
Mr. T is similar to James Bond in the sense that they both have a license to kill…well, Mr. T’s isn’t exactly official but just who is going to stop him, you? Fool.
June 11th, 2006 at 9:07 pm
Ever have a sharp pain in your chest that you can’t explain? That was Mr. T, and it was a warning.
ha! i’m out people
June 11th, 2006 at 9:11 pm
howdid this mR. T shit strt its pretty funny
June 11th, 2006 at 9:12 pm
*still laughin’ from that Chuck Norris site*
Ok, Finals are on. I’ll holla.
June 11th, 2006 at 9:14 pm
23. That’s the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
June 11th, 2006 at 9:15 pm
Scientists claiming that diamond is the hardest substance known to man have got it wrong. They’ve overlooked Mr. T
June 11th, 2006 at 9:18 pm
Alirght here is the last one for now….
Mr. T doesnt need to beleive in God. God beleives in Him.
June 11th, 2006 at 9:19 pm
pinkcashmerelee Says:
June 11th, 2006 at 8:46 pm
Yoda had two sons. To one he taught pity, to the other he gave the gift of the beard.
^ that one was hella good
June 11th, 2006 at 9:23 pm
*Breaking News*
Mr. T “disciplined” rapper Maino, took all his jewerly, & screamed “Junior Mafia Fool!!!” at the top of his lungs.
He reveals writing ALL of Biggie’s rhymes in the upcoming Cocaine City dvd.
June 11th, 2006 at 9:58 pm
I armed wrestled Kingkong and the whole justice league ,the transformers ,Voltron,the whole Dragonball Z,Thundercats,Batman,Incredible Hulk,Zorro,Spiderman,
And flung em off the planet!
June 11th, 2006 at 10:13 pm
not going to read all the posts
but to
ILL CHANGE who said he was listening to three
that alchemist beat is insane! I use to hit rewind
on that joint ALL DAY!
June 11th, 2006 at 10:51 pm
^ word up, yo. that piano loop is ill and Mega had a tight verse (son i’m on a bench high eating chicken wings and french fries). thats classic right there, imagining Mega laid back in a park eatin some street vendor food spacin’ out. it’s too short tho, there shoulda been 3 verses. dope track tho, no doubt
June 11th, 2006 at 11:37 pm
not for nothing but all tsumais hurrican katrina and all other forces of nature are cause just by the impact of my ninja kick.
also I am responsible for the pitiful showing by the heat I gave shaq and d wade a little slap ( not enough to kill them just enough to make them play like shit )
its chuck norris holla
June 11th, 2006 at 11:39 pm
man I don’t see chuck norris shit I pity mr. t if if fucks with chuck
June 12th, 2006 at 8:20 am
It is confermed. It was written is better than illmatic.
June 12th, 2006 at 8:44 am
^^^^ stop swagger jacking my steeze u aint no chuck norris I know who u be
U aint even funny try spelling tsunami idiot!
And don’t try to mess my name up
Or I,ll feed u 2 da lions!
(Hands on da Bible)
I MrT swear to tell da truth and nothing but the truth……I gave birth to Chuck Norris and I use Oak wood trees 4 punching bags that’s why by the yr 2007 there be no jungles left .(maybe Gardens).
And I slept with diana ross and had that Bastard Rick ross! I pity da fool that don’t believe
Everyday I,m hustling….
June 12th, 2006 at 9:09 am
I heard juelz santana got jumped at the pr parade
June 12th, 2006 at 9:17 am
“A!”
June 12th, 2006 at 9:24 am
Manolo AKA Plug industries Says:
June 12th, 2006 at 8:20 am
It is confermed. It was written is better than illmatic.
^ I wouldn’t trust that kinda info coming from someone who misspelled “confirm”.
June 12th, 2006 at 9:33 am
Spelling is not my 4 tay. But it is still “confermed”
It was written is still better than illmatic
June 12th, 2006 at 10:10 am
^ I highly disagree.
June 12th, 2006 at 10:17 am
Why is Rakim rocking a Dartmouth hat, shirt and jacket? Does his kid go there or something?
June 12th, 2006 at 10:27 am
Ilmatic is not a timeless classic
June 12th, 2006 at 10:33 am
Illmatic is a timeless classic, funny thing I just configured this program, that reads Nas in binary form, and alerts me every time his name is mentioned in this blog. Just keep it fair and I wont have to unleash my wrath on you haters
June 12th, 2006 at 10:38 am
I just recopped Illmatic and It was written and the beats on Illmatic are ninety-ish. They are irrelivent to todays music. It was written has better beats, better stories.
June 12th, 2006 at 10:39 am
*Checks to see what’s crackin on nah right*
WTF. Not another nas session
*leaves cpu to continue playing GTA Liberty city stories*
June 12th, 2006 at 10:40 am
need for speed, best racing game ever.
June 12th, 2006 at 2:57 pm
reggaetonslasher Says:
June 12th, 2006 at 10:40 am
need for speed, best racing game ever.
^ I still fucks wit’ part 3 which came out for the 1st PS.
June 12th, 2006 at 4:40 pm
>>the beats on Illmatic are ninety-ish.
That’s funny that you say that, considering it was made in the 90′s. Coincidence? Maybe? Maybe not?
June 12th, 2006 at 5:49 pm
ya’ll dudes is nerds for real