Stray Shots

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The Clipse grace the cover of Mass Appeal’s April/May issue. 

Those crafty devils over at XXL broke down on a portion of the Busta interview that won’t be included in the magazine. He has alot of interesting comments on Izzy and Dilla, you’ll definitely want to peep that.

What would ever possess Eve to leave Ruff Ryders for Aftermath, and then continue to work with Swizz? Eve, babe, you do know who Dr. Dre is don’t you?

The Superhead porn DVD is officially dropping soon. Remind me to tell ya’ll about the guy who keeps emailing me thinking I’m Karrine. What a dumbass.

MTV has put up a short retrospective on Proof’s life.  

They actually let Tony Yayo onto the Columbia University campus?

I just read somehwere that Swizz was on the radio and said that he’s working on a remix of that new Busta joint, New York Shit that will feature the following guests: Papoose, Jadakiss, Fat Joe, Jay-Z & Nas. Since I didn’t hear it myself, I can’t believe it for a couple of reasons. But wow, if it does happen…


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144 Responses to “Stray Shots”

  1. tom olly Says:

    1st you godamn faggots

  2. tom olly Says:

    double firsties you whitie hip cockerz

  3. tom olly Says:

    super triple first spot fantabulous no baxiez

  4. tom olly Says:

    5 baxies no taxies 4th firstiez get a life cunts

  5. tyronebiggums71 Says:

    if that new york shit track happens again i will be a very happy man
    that shit would be as classic as it gets.

    r.i.p. proof, yup im saying it all damn day he deserves the shit

  6. D. Billz Says:

    Once again… has anybody heard this new kid G.A.G.E. who’s signed to Aftermath?

  7. eskay Says:

    ^ I saw his mixtape D.Billz but I didn’t pay it no mind, cuz I never heard of him. what’s his claim to fame?

  8. D. Billz Says:

    ^^ I don’t know. All I know is that he’s from Philly and The Doc signed him so I figured it must be somethin’ special about him. Never heard of him either.

  9. tyronebiggums71 Says:

    wait just thought about it how is fat joe gonna jump on a track with jay and nas now? and god damn 50 and yayo were heated with swizz about cassidy now what are they gonna do or say?

    d.billz ive heard things about him but havent actually heard his shit so i cant comment.

  10. Luis Says:

    New York Shit that will feature the following guests: Papoose, Jadakiss, Fat Joe, Jay-Z & Nas.

    Wait, but doesn’t fat HOE dislike Jay and dislikes the fact that Nas a.k.a. employee signed to Gay Z a.k.a. the BOSS of Nas…..uh oh I smell another contradiction here! As for the rest of the news good looking out!

  11. D. Billz Says:

    ^^ Lets see how Cass respond now that he’s out of the clink.

  12. she Says:

    I’m loving the NY Shit.
    It all sounds good to be true…we see what happens,since its busta he can make it happen.

  13. D. Billz Says:

    Btw, Freeway’s mixtape isn’t bad either. But I’m still waiting for that State Prop 3 joint man. I like when those dudes get together on the tracks. They need to squash whateva they got between them and get off the streets. Especially O and Sparks. Chris doing his solo thing, though I think he feeds off Neef’s energy better. Peedi, he rap good when he wants to. And of course Free and Beans hold it down.

  14. D. Billz Says:

    And of course tracks by Chad West to seal the deal.

  15. G Off Says:

    The only way I see that remix happening is if Swizz puts verses from those guys together. They aren’t going to be getting in the studio together.

    Funny to see Chuck Norris on the featured list of Mass Appeal.

  16. eskay Says:

    >>how is fat joe gonna jump on a track with jay and nas now?

    >>It all sounds good to be true…

    ^ which are a couple of the reasons I don’t believe it.

    Plus why would Jay and Nas make their first collabo a Swizz track for Busta? I would think those two ego maniacs would want alll the shine for themselves

  17. D. Billz Says:

    ^^ I agree.

    @ G Off… yeah, that’s funny, right?

    “Fuckin, Chuck Norris” (pause)

  18. D. Billz Says:

    That was a line from the movie Dodgeball, for those who don’t know.

  19. blackrob Says:

    @ D. billz

    G.A.G.E. has a mixtape droppin this week “Crack, Murder, and Missed Meals” hosted by Whoo Kid

    here is the url for the cover if you havent already seen it
    http://www.aftermathmusic.com/_images/_mixtapes/gage_crack_murder_missed_meals.jpg

    here’s a track featuring busta and t.i.
    http://www.aftermathmusic.com/audio/gage/gage_ft_busta_ti_canon(aftermathmusic).wma

  20. eskay Says:

    Did you know:

    Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

  21. D. Billz Says:

    Did you know:

    Chuck Norris endorses the Total Gym, for the complete workout.

  22. blackrob Says:

    *roundhouse kicks G Off for mentioning chuck norris*

  23. eskay Says:

    The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

  24. D. Billz Says:

    Bruce Lee was no match for… Chuck Norris.

  25. MaddenMaster Says:

    BRUCE LEE WOULD KICK CHUCK NORRIS WACK ASS YOU BUGGIN

  26. chucky Says:

    CRAFTY DEVILS RULE!!! WHAT!!

  27. Luis Says:

    ^ I agree, It appears that these morons do not know that Bruce Lee was Chuck Noris’ trainer back in the days!!!!

  28. eskay Says:

    Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Chuck Norris so he can scare the shit out of them.

  29. D. Billz Says:

    D. Billz throws out the bait… waits for the Stan Clan to bite… GOT ‘EM!… reels in the vulnerable ones.

    It’s too easy, LOL.

    Bruce was a better fighter than Chuck? Really? No shit. I must have totally forgot that Bruce Lee created Jeet Kune Do, and has hundreds of dojos across the world. *in Yoda voice* Such an idiot, am I.

    *high fives his best friend, Sarcasm, as they laugh together*

  30. D. Billz Says:

    LMAO @ Es.

    Chuck Norris has his own fighting style, called Open Can.

  31. uneckbone Says:

    apparantly, luis and madden don’t know the ongoing joke of chuck norris. also, i feel that pap was robbed of the new york shit beat and given that wack ass beat he put out. so given the oppurtunity to redeem himself, i’m sure it would be sick. that and seeing jay work with pap with the possibility of jay finally recognizing him, would be a blessing. and also, FUCK THE COPS. they gave me 4 tickets when i wasn’t even driving. parked car and i got 4 MOVING violations. anyone who has the oppurtunity to make one of these fucks lives a little harder, please do so. even if you work at a toll booth and take those extra 3 minutes you like to use to give back $1 in change, do it to a cop. if you are a contractor building homes and you happen to build one for a cop, take a steamy shit in each corner of the foundation. if you live by a cop, leave broken glass by his tires. these little things will not get you arrested, only add to your satisfaction of accepting the fact that they are all worthless, soulless, deviant fucks. another good idea(one i did on my way back to the car from the last yankee game), if you see a parked cop car with no cop in sight, spit a nice fat loogie on his door handle, all of them. this will ensure that even if he is throwing someone in the backseat, that fucker will get a 1/10th of what he deserves. thank you

  32. E From BK Says:

    Yo Eskay, I already have that video of Karrine. Who wants it? Holla at ya boy.

  33. G Off Says:

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

  34. eskay Says:

    ^ oh yeah, me too. I don’t know anybody who hasn’t seen it by now, which is why they’re a little late releasing it.

  35. D. Billz Says:

    ^^ Lol @ Uneckbone. Yeah chief, I just got a speeding ticket last week from a bitch-ass sheriff. This fucker is gonna say that I was speeding because I passed him. I’m like, homie, I was going the same speed as you. I got on the left side, took my foot off the accelerator, and let my car drift downhill… and I’m speeding? And another thing, what the fuck do sheriffs do anyway?? Besides give tickets, you fags are worthless. You don’t see no real action, you’re not involved in any busts of any kind. Yall don’t even handle domestic situations. And I guess it didn’t help that I had all my windows down with Fishscale thumpin’ to the max. If I see him on the street, I wanna stick my foot out and trip him in front of his kids.

    And yeah, the dopes obviously didn’t get it.

    Chuck Norris… fuck a dentist, he’ll kick your wisdoms out for you.

  36. eskay Says:

    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

  37. D. Billz Says:

    Chuck Norris… can toe wop better than your little brother.

  38. uneckbone Says:

    spitting on door handles helps D. Billz.

  39. D. Billz Says:

    Chuck Norris does pushups in church.

  40. uneckbone Says:

    Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

  41. D. Billz Says:

    Daps @ Uneckbone.

  42. G Off Says:

    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

  43. eskay Says:

    The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type “Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m Feeling Lucky!”.

  44. uneckbone Says:

    fight night 3 will help me feel better.

    ___________________________________________________

    Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

  45. G Off Says:

    When Chuck Norris excercises, the machines get stronger.

  46. D. Billz Says:

    Chuck Norris visited the Grim Reaper. We can now get ice water in hell.

  47. blackrob Says:

    The leading causes of death in the United States are:

    1. Heart Disease
    2. Chuck Norris
    3. Cancer

  48. DOC FLAV Says:

    Dude On Sohh Is Lol With The Chuck Norris. On Topic Everybody Know Dre Be Bull Shitting On The Tracks. Eve Brings The Best Out A Swizz Track, Ex. Gotta Man. Eve Really Got Down With Timberland What Yall Nigas Want. CLASSICAL SPIT!

  49. Bugsytheboss Says:

    Im glad the clipse got the cover of something becuzz this group is going to need millions of dollaz in promotion to even go gold

  50. D. Billz Says:

    Top 5 MCs:

    1. Biggie
    2. Pac
    3. Rakim
    4. Chuck Norris
    5. Tim’s grandmother (from MTV’s “The Shop”)

  51. Darth Cipher Says:

    RIP PROOF***

    man i hope that track gets laid down on cause shit it just looks like a fuck 50, with subliminals obviously cause we all know busta fucks with g-unit…

    and i know… everyone here is gunna try and get there hands on the superhead shit haha were all a bunch of perverts dont even front like you aint *checks out womens ass as she walks by the window*

  52. KingML Says:

    g.a.g.e is pretty boring i heard his mixtape and whoever did it says “wow and oh my” and shit to all his rhymes like hes spitting the gospel we all should be listenin to its shit.

    id have to say g.a.g.e is about on the same level as game.

    and id say between g.a.g.e the game, and 50 we are going to see some kind of bullshit in the future.

    50 will probably try to shine the kid so hes got another ally on the label, cause hes not making too many friends these days.

    i dunno how they can sign cats like G.A.G.E then turn around and not make albums for cats like Last Emperor and Rakim it doesn’t make any god damned sense.

    It’s like “Oh you have something intelligent to rap about? Sorry we can’t market that.”

    that’s the message Interscope seems to be selling.

  53. KingML Says:

    oh ya i almost forgot

    Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

  54. KingML Says:

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

    Chuck Norris has never had an alcohol problem. However, alcohol has had a Chuck Norris problem.

    Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

    Chuck Norris only uses one chopstick.

    The phrase “Made by Chuck Norris” is imprinted beneath the surface of China.

  55. G Off Says:

    Jay-Z doesn’t write his raps down because Chuck Norris tells him what to say.

  56. nation of thugacation Says:

    >>What would ever possess Eve to leave Ruff Ryders for Aftermath, and then continue to work with Swizz? Eve, babe, you do know who Dr. Dre is don’t you?

    fuck, busta is signed to the math and is still copping offa swizzy(and scott storch) wtv thats wack but it is what it is

    When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he does not push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.

  57. doc holiday Says:

    i like the ny shit track…i just dont like SB all over track trying to hype it up, and it doesnt seem like that kinda song…it mellow but cool….type of hip hop song…he need to fall back with all that addlibing damn!

  58. blackrob Says:

    @KingML

    you put G.A.G.E. on the same level as game?

    are you sayin the game’s boring too?

    *slowly morphs into a stan*

  59. uneckbone Says:

    Chuck Norris can speak braille.

  60. Chuck Norris Says:

    I’m glad that my millions and millions of fans appreciate me.

  61. G-town G Says:

    You muthafuckas got me dyin laughin at this chuck norris shit

  62. Darth Cipher Says:

    fuck chuck

  63. Darth Cipher Says:

    ^^^ i had too

  64. uneckbone Says:

    There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on

  65. blackrob Says:

    *realizes it’s past KingML’s bedtime*

  66. Chuck Norris Says:

    Hey guys, I would like to say Chuck Norris is the secret of life, now enjoy…

    Chuck Norris can take a sardine and a bread crumb and feed the known world. Take that Jesus

    At a frat party Chuck Norris once drank a wine cooler. He immediatley threw up due to the extreme femininity of the drink. Another party goer quickly collected his vomit and sold it years later, we know this today as Jack Daniels.

    Chuck Norris embodies the only matter known to have escaped a black hole.

    When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, he tears a hole in the fabric of space and time, which sucks you into a parallel universe filled with Chuck Norrises, all waiting to roundhouse kick you back into the normal dimension.

    Now fear me!!!

  67. 520 Says:

    http://520records.com/

  68. tom olly Says:

    68 boo yah!

  69. Crip Cuzz AKA Ghetto Lord Says:

    So i’m 69th!!

    Oh yeah i forgot us cuzzins aint wanted here…..

    eskay Says:

    April 11th, 2006 at 8:04 pm
    check out the blog gang sign Blood

    http://www.threadless.com/product/435/Blog#zoom

    ^^^

    *a tear comes from my eye*
    Yo we gotta go *wipes up the tears with his blue bandana*
    D-Loc
    Loc-Dogg
    Top-Dogg
    Loc-Cuzz
    Lil C-Style
    Joker-Cuzz

    Lets all go, they all down with the Piru’s and Damu’s. *sniffles*

  70. Da Newz Man Says:

    The Superhead porn DVD is officially dropping soon. Remind me to tell ya’ll about the guy who keeps emailing me thinking I’m Karrine. What a dumbass.
    ^^^

    Here yo go man, i’ll remind you.

  71. GET Says:

    That Super Head Porn been out for a long time already

  72. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    http://www.wordofsouth.com/columns/goyj/index.html

  73. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    lol @ the gunit crip

  74. Da Newz Man Says:

    Heres some real news from for a change. I DONT THINK THE GAME CAN GET ALONG WITH ANY ARTISTS AT ALL!!

    Check this…

    http://www.therealblackwallstreet.com/home.html

    He used to have alot of artists but, i guess they dont want to be assosciated with a rumored stripper.

    But them “G-unit Crips” sure do know how to cause trouble. My sources tell me they just threw eggs at one of their rivals “The BlackWallstreet Bloods”

    I’m guessing they all dont really have any gang affiliations.

  75. Da Newz Man Says:

    ^^

    For that check Game the Lames artist page, to see what i was talking about.

  76. GET Says:

    ^^^^^

    Yeah I heard Ya Boy and Charli B left, anyone Know Why?

  77. Da Newz Man Says:

    *Heres some real news from for a change. I DONT THINK THE GAME CAN GET ALONG WITH ANY ARTISTS AT ALL!!*

    Oh and i meant to say Heres some real news from *me* for a change.

    But seriously is Game The Lame not a people person or something? He alreasy got kicked out of the Gay-Unit, and now he might be getting rid of his artists? How’s it a label without artists?

  78. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    http://www.wwltv.com/local/stories/wwl041106jbescapee.269134b9.html

    Everyone click that… This dude escaped from jail in New Orleans… But we all know he is long gone from there by now…

  79. Da Newz Man Says:

    Game also had Cyssero and Eastwood, but they aint on it either. Like i said, I GUESS GAME THE LAME AINT A PEOPLE PERSON?

    Oh and 30 Cent keeps on dropping them dimes! Its rumored that he saw some guys littering in his Connecticut neighborhood, and he called the cops on them. Damn man, 30 is one angry man.

  80. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    @ GET

    Look homie real talk I was just fucking around with you the other day ya kinda got me pissed with the whole fuck the south thing.

    No hard feelings though my nigga.

    Squash it?

  81. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    At this rate 50 my bad 30 will be in debt…

  82. Crip Cuzz AKA Ghetto Lord Says:

    Blood Hound aka Slum Lord

    Nigga, you got blood in yo name cuzz. Is you down with the Pirus and Damus *ducks, dont hurt me!*

  83. GET Says:

    Squash it?

    It was nothing I was just fucking with you. Everything is cool.

    I know Eastwood left because of money, and he wanted to do his own thing.

    But I dont even remember hearing when Cyssero left.

  84. Da Newz Man Says:

    @ GET

    Yeah i didnt even know about anyone leaving. I guess Game cant keep his artists, he should of atleast of tried to keep Cyssero.

    But, Game seems to be a idiot, and cant keep artists.

    He already lossed have of his label to his brother. Technieq left earlier, and now his whole roster from last month is gone! My suggestion to Game, dont bother with a label until you actually make more money.

  85. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    I’m anti-gunit crip…

    So if that makes me down with Piru, Damu, Bounty Hunter, BraveHeart, Loaker Gang, Blood Hound, Nas, AZ, Game, Suge Knight, Yukmouth, and all those other dudes… Well…

  86. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    @ get

    That’s what’s up cuz some niggas get all up tight after I fuck with’em(Luis)….

  87. Crip Cuzz AKA Ghetto Lord Says:

    Blood Hound

    I need a answer man, it pains me to not know

    And yeah i am a G-unit Crip, we so gangsta!

    If you join now you can…

    1. Get fake gang tattoes
    2. Get beat up by real gangstas
    3. Smoke terrible weed
    4. Smoke bomb ass crack
    5. Wear G-unit thongs

    So

  88. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    *throws up a B, followed by Nah Right gang sign*

  89. Crip Cuzz AKA Ghetto Lord Says:

    Being a G-unit Crips a fuckin blast! I never thought it was so fun!

    I cant wait till we do drive-bys with squirt guns soon! I got a super soaker!

  90. Crip Cuzz AKA Ghetto Lord Says:

    Oh really? Then its on cuzz. Oh shit its my bedtime! Sorry man, us G-unit Crips got a bedtime!

    Maybe my mommy can read me a bedtime story? YAYYYYYY!

    *oils up while listening to 40 Cent and Olivers Best friend remix*

  91. Da Newz Man Says:

    Them “G-Unit Crips” are a funny bunch of people.

  92. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    I wear the color red a lot but in small amounts…

    I tend to stay away from blue unless its jeans… Most of my jeans have red in them.

    I rock alotta Boston hats…

    I own red rags… I tend to put them in my right rear pocket…

    My nickname is Buck… I drive a truck… And I like to fuck… Midgets.

  93. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    *notices how much Crip Cuzz AKA Ghetto Lord’s name is like mine*

    Fucking biter… Typical Crip….

    Mainly G-Unit Crip…

  94. Da Newz Man Says:

    I kind of feel bad for Game, i kind of like his music(no homo), but until he can keep his artists, he will don the name GAME THE LAME.

  95. Crip Cuzz AKA Ghetto Lord Says:

    Oh my mommy let me stay on for a couple more minutes. I aint no biter, i am a writer.

    Listen to my G-Unit Crip style

    Cuzz
    Fuzz
    What is iz!

    Damn we cannot rap good for shit!

    But us G-Unit Crips keep the suburbs on lockdown!

    *oils his body to the YMCA*

  96. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    *listening to Snoop*

  97. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    *wants snoop to kill spider loc*

  98. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    What’s with G-Unit and the YMCA?!?

  99. Crip Cuzz AKA Ghetto Lord Says:

    I dont know, its cool?

    *continues oiling his body to the YMCA*

  100. Da Newz Man Says:

    Man, them “G-unit Crips” sure do know how to keep it fake.

  101. Da Newz Man Says:

    *Breaking News*

    If you are having trouble on identifying “G-unit Crips” well dont look no further, i found a video about them.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDAKCjSta1I&search=boyz%20n%20da%20hood

    These guys shouldnt be taken serious, but approach with caution. They might drop a dime like their boss 30 Cent.

  102. GET Says:

    *Real News*

    Second Man ID’d In Proof Shooting, Police Believe Two Guns Used

    http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=5555

  103. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    Ok here’s my Bio…

    I moved to New Orleans from Honduras when I was 1. I got my citizenship when I was 6 or 7. I was a typical kid til I discovered weed at about 12 I got some of my dads stash. 14 to 18 in and out of jail by this time I started rocking red. Given a court ordered choice to either serve my country or serve more time in jail… So I joined the Marines, I did 3 tours in Iraq, 1 in Afghanistan. I tend to invest my money in guns, tattoos, drugs and women…

    *knows that while in the corp bloods and crips were everywhere but once that uniform was on it was only one color…. GREEN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  104. Crip Cuzz AKA Ghetto Lord Says:

    Heres my bio

    Ummm, i got jumped into the g-unit crips by Spider Loc and some fat white guy. Ummm i’m from Beverly Hills. Ummmmmm us g-unit crips smoke bad weed, but smoke awsome crack.

    Thats all basically. Oh shit this times its really my bedtime! Maybe i can get my mommy to read from the care bears books tonight!

    *oils himself up to YMCA once again*

  105. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    Damn Get so the dude in critical and another Bouncer killed proof???

    Double Damn Proof had 5 kids yo… 5 more fatherless kids…

  106. Blood Hound aka Slum Lord Says:

    Damn Get so the dude in critical and another Bouncer killed proof???

    Double Damn Proof had 5 kids yo… 5 more fatherless kids…

  107. BEASTNIGGA Says:

    Bouncer killed proof???
    (blood)

    didn’t i tell you niggaz this shit was about to explode?

    ps don’t hide out here wit that bullshit. we on tha other thread. blood you my nigga , don’t weak out now.
    do you know how how many lookin at this shit?

  108. reggaetonslasher Says:

    getting my nah right fix early! before even loggin in to my work programs…I guess thats a sign of a true junkie. Eskay I need some new dope mane.

  109. KonishiwaBitches Says:

    i’ve been at work for ummmm about 50 minutes and still ain’t done shit sept read this site now about to see what movies are out this weekend then watch some videos on youtube then go talk to this lil panamanian bird down the hall after that it should be about lunch…………

  110. D. Billz Says:

    Chuck Norris roundhouse > Ken + Ryu’s Ha-do-ken

  111. DaReturn Says:

    Every time Chuck Norris throws a roundhouse kick, all women within 5 miles of Chuck immediately achieve orgasm.

  112. Darth Cipher Says:

    how did you guys get on this chuck norris shit… i dont feel like searching through all those comments

  113. YBY Says:

    Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down.

  114. KonishiwaBitches Says:

    what this chuck norris shit and someone elaborate????

  115. D. Billz Says:

    white belt… yellow belt… green belt… red belt… brown belt… black belt… Chuck Norris.

  116. The Landlord Says:

    when a tree falls in the forrest, chuck norris hears it…chuck norris made that tree fall

  117. The Landlord Says:

    prayer does work……chuck norris hears you

  118. D. Billz Says:

    Jeezy gets his coke from Chuck Norris.

  119. The Landlord Says:

    …chuck norris lost his virginity before his father did…

  120. The Landlord Says:

    …chuck norris once had to swim for 40 straight days and nights beause Noah couldnt find 2 of him…

  121. Plug industries Says:

    I seen ole girl porn and Superhead aint a strong enough word.

  122. Bruce Lee Says:

    Word on the street is…………….I died cuz i thought i could beat Chuck Norris in a fight.

  123. joe 88 Says:

    Chuck norris is older than his parents

  124. joe 88 Says:

    Chuck Norris invented pants with pockets, condoms, Bullet proof glass, &
    25 cent bags of UTZ potato chips all in the same day

    Tru story

  125. Da Newz Man Says:

    ^^

    Damn, thats one intelligent man.

  126. Da Newz Man Says:

    ^^^

    Damn worded that worng

    Damn, Chuck Norris is one intelligent person.

  127. The Landlord Says:

    …chuck norris can clap with one hand…

  128. The Landlord Says:

    …there is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures chuck norris allows to live….

  129. joe 88 Says:

    Chuck Norris invented snap music

  130. The Landlord Says:

    …Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper cant get up the courage to tell him…

  131. The Landlord Says:

    …there are no races, there’s just countries of people that Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue…

  132. eskay Says:

    At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris

  133. The Landlord Says:

    …chuck norris signed his own birth certificate…really…

  134. D. Billz Says:

    … And on the 7th day, Chuck was born.

  135. eskay Says:

    If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

  136. The Landlord Says:

    …Chuck Norris once took a shit, that shit is now known as Georgia…

  137. The Landlord Says:

    …a handicapped sign does not mean that the parking spot is for handicapped people, it is actually a warning that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and you will be handicapped if you park there…

  138. D. Billz Says:

    Chuck Norris make cops pull over.

  139. joe 88 Says:

    Chuck norris was really the first man on the moon
    *sidenote he caught a taxi there*

  140. Damu Says:

    *George Bush works 4 Chuck Norris! *

  141. Damu Says:

    *Time waits 4 no man, except Chuck Norris!*

  142. Darth Cipher Says:

    chuck norris, chuck norris, chuck norris… chuck norris chuck norris??? chuck norris chuck… norris

  143. joe 88 Says:

    Did anyone look at the pitcures in the tony yayo blog. Classic

  144. CBRIZZLE Says:

    DID ANYONE SEE YEYO ON UNIQUE WHIPS? HE’S THE BEST ENTERTAINER ALIVE, HE SHOULD BE IN BARNUM & BAILEY BROTHERS

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