Today, Young Buck managed to weasel his way out of jail time for the stabbing of dude at last years Vibe Awards. His lawyers managed to use video footage of the brawl along with, get this, DNA analysis of the knife used in the attack, to prove that it wasn’t in fact Buck who stabbed son. They argued that although Buck can clearly be seen on tape lunging towards the man, he was actually holding a fork, not a knife and wasn’t responsible for his wounds. From MTV News:
"The allegation was that he used a knife and caused injury — that was dismissed," Levine said. "What he did admit to doing was having a fork and getting involved in some action with Mr. Johnson. He didn’t cause any injury, he didn’t stab him, but he had the fork. He takes responsibility for that, it was wrong, and he wants to move on now."
What does that even mean? He had the fork, was involved in ‘some action’ but didn’t stab him? But yet, money had a stab wound. And what difference is there really between a fork and a knife anyway? What if it was a spoon? How about a spatula?
Wow, it must be great to walk into court on charges like this when you have money. This is all great for Buck and everything, but at the end of the day the only thing I’m convinced of is: G-Unit=Not That Gangsta. You mean to tell me that after their boss got snuffed in front of half the Industry, the heaviest hardware Buck could find was a goddamn fork? And then he all did was (no homo) get "involved in some action with him"? This dude belongs on the Food Network, not the cover of XXL.