Pimp Juice Springs A Leak

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This is pretty funny. Somebody made off with a truck full of Nelly’s coonishly named energy drink Pimp Juice. I’m sure losing a truckload of soda isn’t gonna break this guy, but I figured we could use this post to talk about how garbage Nelly is. Oh man, this guy is trash. Nelly is everything that is wrong with hip hop in the 21st century embodied in one person. What is that shit he does anyway? It sure isn’t rap, it’s more like a high pitch hybrid of whining and singing over vaguely hip hop sounding pop beats. And people eat that nonsense up. Now remember, this clown went diamond! Diamond! I shudder when I think that there are actually 10 million Nelly cd’s in existence on this planet. And then, Diddy has the nerve to put this asshat on Biggie’s Duet’s, on the same song as Frank White? As if that wasn’t enough, he makes it the first single! That’s the kind of move that should get you an automatic banishment from rap music with no chance of appeal. 

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39 Responses to “Pimp Juice Springs A Leak”

  1. e-dubbs Says:

    country grammer was catchy if nothing else though.. can’t knock his hustle, movies, music, clothing, drinks, basketball team, f*cking ashanti. If thats what being garbage gets you, I’ll live out a trashcan.

  2. Ill Will Says:

    You didn’t even mention he had the nerve to battle KRS-One

  3. eskay Says:

    funny shit is, when CG first came out I liked it and niggas looked at me like I had 3 heads. Suffice it to say, that shit got old to me real quick. fast forward 3 years and everybody’s bumping ‘Hot in Hur’ while I’m screaming ‘that shit is gahbage!’ lord that was a bad song, i couldn’t wait until it got played out, i still cringe to this day when i hear it.

  4. eskay Says:

    Thanks Will. Oh and he had the nerve to open his mouth in the direction of the Teacher? that boy better bow down and kiss the ground KRS walks on.

  5. P-Matik Says:

    I could surely co-sign what e-dubbs said if Nelly would just admit that he is a pop artist.

    Man I really with Pac and BIG were still breathing. Half of these fools wouldn’t even exist.

  6. DEEZ NUTS Says:

    HIP HOP HAS EVOLVED INTO A BIG CIRCUS. I LAUGH WHEN I HEAR NELLY SINGING BEHIND HIS LYRICS ON “GRILLS.” YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE NELLY THOUGH. THAT’S JUST WHATS OUT THERE NOW.

  7. DEEZ NUTS Says:

    YOU SAID ONE P-MATIK. MASTER P AND CASH MONEY SHOULD TAKE ALL THE BLAME.

  8. dCs Says:

    any time i watch or read those stupid top 25 hip hop artists of all time and i see nelly on there, i want to kick my fucking screen. ive seen a lot worse than him, cause at least he can make some catchy shit, but that motherfucker is definitely not even close to bein top 25. maybe top 250. he can sit at #263.

  9. tay Says:

    What he should have come out with was a drink called haterade because with haters like you on his nutt sack he doesn’t need anything else!!!!! I hate when you get people like you, instead of congratulating people you have to find all the negative you can find!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its ABSURD!!!!!! Nelly is wonderful in everything he does and he is a pleasure to meet in person as well, So go ahead and finish swallowing your six pack of haterade and let that man do his THANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. tay Says:

    HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NELLY IS THE MAN AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS SHIT IS TIGHT AND WE RECONIZE THAT HERE IN THE NC!!! THAT’S WHY YOU HAVE CHOICES IF YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT HE’S SAYING OR HOW HE’S SAYING IT THEN DON’T LISTEN !!! TELL ME THE NAME OF YOUR ALBUMS AGAIN? ……….. OK JUST WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!

  11. eskay Says:

    ^ I was wondering how long it would take his fan club to show up.

    tay: Nelly is the biggest no talent coon to hit hip hop since…ever. He has absolutely no songwriting skills and and all he does is cater to chickenheads. which is fine, but like p-matik said, he should call it what it is, pop music, ‘cuz by calling it hip hop you’re disrespecting an artform that people with real talent poured their heart and soul into, and at the same time you’re making black people look like some ig’nant ass dancing fools. i’m just sayin.

  12. tay Says:

    And I’M JUST SAYING …. WHAT’S THE NAME OF YOUR ALBUM AGAIN? O JUST WHAT I THOUGHT ! YOU CAN CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT TO CALL IT!! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DIS IT JUST DONT LISTEN!!! THEN YOU HYPE UP PEOPLE LIKE KANYE AND HE IS ONE OF THE MOST ARROGANT BROTHERS OUT HERE!!!! KEEP IT REAL REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU SAY NELLY DOES HIS THANG!!!!!

  13. MAC Says:

    yeah man i have to agree with tay. we cant hate on it for what it is we just have to realize its doing enough to get him where he wants to be!!! he may not be what you consider the best but his album sales show that he is making it work i think you went a little hard on my man nelly because in the club we all bob our heads to it

  14. tay Says:

    Funny when there is something good to say you do not get the quick fast response you get when someone is agreeing with the nonsense!!! but its all good and this is my first time on this website and i will visit regurally from now on

  15. eskay Says:

    I could care less how many albums he sold, what does that have to do with the fact that he’s trash? It’s not my fault so many people fell for a marketing scheme. Anybody who sells themself out to sell records is a coon, end of story. And Tay, I don’t have an album, cuz I’m not a rapper, but guess what?! neither is Nelly!

  16. tay Says:

    He rapped enough to make that money!!!! that is what the game is all about marketing schemes everybody wants to talk about biggie and 2pac that’s done! it’s over now people are going to do what sells who are you to say whats real and whats garbage opinions are like assholes everybody has one!!!!

  17. eskay Says:

    >>He rapped enough to make that money!!!!

    again, that shit that Nelly does is not rap.

    >>that is what the game is all about marketing schemes

    no it’s not, it’s about music

    >>who are you to say whats real and whats garbage

    I’m somebody who has listened to hip hop for 20+ years, I think I know good material from garbage. I don’t just skim through music and bump whatever shitty commercial radio tells me is hot. I does this for real, so when I tell you something is garbage, it’d be in your best interest to take my word as gospel

  18. DEEZ NUTS Says:

    HEY TAY,

    THE NAME OF MY ALBUM IS SUCK MY DICK.

  19. eskay Says:

    ^ damn DEEZ, that was wrong.

    And another thing Tay, it’s not all about money. that’s the problem with you kids these days, you think everything is about money. you act like Nelly is sharing his wealth with you.

  20. tay Says:

    Deez nuts GROW UP THAT’S Y IGNORANT (I ASSUME YOU ARE BLACK) PEOPLE CAN NOT HAVE ANYTHING NOW BECAUSE OF DUMB AZZ COMMENTS LIKE THAT THIS IS A FRIENDLY BATTLE AND YOU HAD TO GO AND SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT NOW I CHOOSE NOT TO VISIT THIS SIGHT AGAIN BECAUSE I HAVE TO RUN INTO DUMMIES LIKE YOURSELF GO AND F**K YOURSELF

  21. eskay Says:

    chill Tay, you don’t have to leave. even though your taste in hip hop sucks, you’re always welcome at nah right. just remember it’s the internet, you can’t be too sensitive.

  22. tay Says:

    he is and the community i live in and it shouldnt be about money but let’s all face it that’s what makes the world go round!!!! if you ck his background you would know he gives alot back and that means alot and for the record i am 30 years old so i’ve seen them come and go as well and without money now a days you may as well hold up your sign WILL WORK FOR FOOD!!!! cause thats where you will be not saying its right but thats how it is

  23. tay Says:

    i’m not leaving but that was very ugly i know how to ignore those kind of comments!!!!

  24. dCs Says:

    youre right, tay. it was wrong to say. but it was pretty funny to see it said

  25. e-dubbs Says:

    just to play devils advocate again.. KRS started with Nelly. Bottomline, I think Nelly has done more good for his people than bad.

    Good music? No, but the money he has made from his music has helped alot of people in his community. Although I dont agree with some of the disrespectful themes towards women that he advocates. I definetly dont listen to his music but overall I guess its better than some of the bang bang kill kill attitude that some of his peers reinforce.

  26. Shock Says:

    ^^^Agreed. Nelly has helped out a lot of people and he’s not a very negative person, but I also whole-heartedly agree with EsKay – his music is straight ass. Oral diarrhea, man. I’m sure everybody remembers “Dilemma.” Tell me that shit didn’t make you contemplate suicide!

  27. e-double Says:

    ^ screw that.. “Dilemma” was actually pretty good! In a sick enjoying it when nobodys around kind of way.

  28. P-Matik Says:

    I’ll never be mad at that idiot again if he just calls himself pop.

    Y’all heard BET is playing Little Brother’s video now right?

  29. eskay Says:

    too little too late BET

  30. e-dubbs Says:

    BET started playing it because MTV2 got on it.

  31. DEEZ NUTS Says:

    YOU GUYS GOTTA GIVE NELLY CREDIT. TIP DRILL WAS BY FAR THE #1 VIDEO OF ALL TIME. I BET YALL FORGOT ABOUT THAT. TAY WAS ON THERE.

  32. Rizz Says:

    if i had the equipment i would make a better album than nelly
    i liked him back in his midwest swing days when i thought he was funny
    then i turned it off and listened to real music

  33. posta child Says:

    Lmao@the shameless ignorance of tay. Is tay really nellay on the low. Do ya know? Lmao. On the real, giving nelly props for even having something “catchy” is not saying much. Feliz Navidad is “catchy”. Nelly is pop enough to be seventeen magazine artist (lol) of the year, and sells more @ss than a crackhead. There seems to be confusion between liking a person (whatever it may be, or floats your boat) and a persons actual talent. If he convinces 10 million chickenheads, teens/pre-teens, and suburban kids that they should cop his disc he’s made money. Not proven himself as a talented artist. Judging him on artistic merit he is not a real rap artist. He is in the same bin as Brittney Spears and sh!t. That’s real. This and that can said all day that he isn’t a candy assed top40 flavor. That’s is only talk. Evidence proves him guilty of felonius false flagging under the pre-tense of being a real rap artist. Holla

  34. e-double Says:

    Yeah, I forgot about the Tipdrill video. That basically nullifies any wrong doing musically, forever. Can I get a sequel?

  35. Da Kid Cassidy Says:

    Fuck Everybody Who Tryna Come At Nelly He Gettin Money So Stop Fuckin Hatin Nigga I Agree Wit Tay On Everything He Said But For All U Hattin Niggaz Fuck Yall And Its A Wrap

  36. eskay Says:

    Nelly=wackjuice

  37. posta child Says:

    A ho can make money. Not a muthafucka is in line to kiss the ass of one. I don’t hate on sh!t that garbage. I just see it and call it so.

  38. chevy Says:

    deez nuts i really think you need to grow up your comments had nothing to do with the topic at hand and yes i do know its the internet but damn- please try to act like you have some type of home training just because tay supports nelly doesnt mean you had to come at her like that! and as far as nelly i never have brought one of his cd’s but if one of he’s songs come on the radio i dont mind listenin but no matter his level of skills all it is,is entertainment he makes his money the best way he knows how so he can live- everyone has a hussle why try to knock his

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