1. long and winding road – the beatles
1a. More Today Than Yesterday – spiral staircase
2. philadelphia freedom – elton john
3. dont stand so close to me – the police
4. enjoy the silence – depeche mode
5. fool on the hill – the beatles
6. every little thing she does is magic – the police
7. eleanor rigby – the beatles
8. sarah smile – hall & oates
9. plush – stone temple pilots
10. does anybody really know what time it is – Chicago
Plug was my nigga. He was mad funny. Iwas on here with beast nigga dumb nigga e from bk.and my boy Tyrone biggums lol.
I stated coming back on here when I got an iPad lol
Whatever happened to green eyes?
I always wanted to know if green eyes was really good looking .
Who finally seen her?
Ha that nigga eskay never blew up like we thought he would.
He was our ASAP rocky
You know coz the rest of the crew never blew up
And neither did he!
Standing in line for the new one
Not the black, but the blue one
And I don’t even know what it do, son
Steve Jobs said that it’s too fun
Fun in a bun is what I need
It’s cold out here, put my arms in the sleeves
I’ll probably lose my place if I leave
But I really need to pee
If I do it right here they’ll see
Makes you wonder, how do snipers
Next time: diapers
They say it has all new features
Faster processors and much better speakers
Great for kids, a necessity for teachers
For work or home, a revolutionary way of being alone
I mean, should we really get a loan?
Hey what’s the manager’s… tell it to your phone
Cupertino heart with Chinese parts
Built by the poor, but designed by the smart
They open the door so you go
On your mark, get ready, set, bye
Imagine a world where everything starts with an I
But it still ends with a die
Probably got an app for that, you could try
Brother iClouds, right into the great wifi
Siri, can iGod really hear me?
“Does not compute – can you repeat more clearly? “
Standing in line for some new Ones
Had a bunch of blessings but I blew them
Asked Google how to use them
Sent me to a section about used guns
New runs, nuns’ll scream, moms with jeans
Match their teens’ jeans and genies who try to chew gum
Aw man, it’s so confusing
Confusion in the bun is what I have
Good thing that God accepts cash
Maybe buy my way out his wrath
Sceptically, why am I way off this path?
Atheism’s cheaper, and accepts Visa
My thoughts is in queing up for sneakers
Won’t discriminate, getting all eight
In every color that they make
Beaverton hearts with Chinese parts
Built by the poor and designed by the smart
On your mark, get set, cop em!
Imagine a life that revolves around shopping
That means it serves no other function
But to show off to someone
Others who only try to show off to you – look at your fellow loyal customers
Isn’t harmony great?
Look at all these friends that marketing makes
How many fries can these arteries take?
I’ll give McDonald’s a little help here
I think they should expand into health care
And then you’ll have all ends covered
Even make caskets, have it all umbrella’d
Can you make a corporation fear me?
“Couldn’t hear your order, can you speak less clearly? “
I will never forget the day I walked. over by the internal sales desk, where a conversation with all whites was taking place.As soon as I walked over one of the kizzetes asks ‘does anyone know how to dougie”?I knew who that question was meant for, and of course all of her colleagues didnt know wtf she was talking about, but I pretended I didnt hear her say it.So after i IGNORE THAT FIRST ONE, SHE REPEATS, SOMEBODY HERE KNOWS HOW TOO.tHIS IS THE SAME BITCH THAT CANT SAY HELLO, BuT NEVER FORGETS TO SAY YO, OR WHADDUP DOGG?THAT WHADDUP DOGG SHIT IS GON GET ONE OF THESE KIZZAS VIOLATED.I’m still thinking of a way to politely ask her so stop niggering me.