Audio: The Combat Jack Show w/ RZA & Melyssa Ford

Prince Rakeem is the guest on this week’s episode of The Combat Jack Show, as Melyssa Ford fills in for Dallas Penn. Now there are 7 words I never imagined I’d be typing.

Previously: RZA Talks Kanye West Track “White Dress”

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162 Responses to “Audio: The Combat Jack Show w/ RZA & Melyssa Ford”

  1. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Melissa Ford>>>>>>>>


  2. nation Says:

    >> as Melyssa Ford fills in for Dallas Penn. Now there are 7 words I never imagined I’d be typing.


  3. harlem world Says:


    always lusted for this bitch

    but shes a skank goldigger

  4. harlem world Says:

    the rza and his brother keeping all of wu on drugs, whilst they stole their money >>>>______

    straight outta the 1920’s jooish blues manager playbook

  5. harlem world Says:

    half of rzas beats got outta tune pianos in em

    shit sounds like a baby is just pressing any keys on the piano

    over synthetic substitution loop

  6. harlem world Says:

    “melyssa ford drive a honda accord”

  7. JDS of the Cobra Kai Dojo Says:

    Tony Two-Necks & The Bull had niggas passing notes on his way out instead of opening his mouth.

    You got flexed on, b.

    It happens.

  8. big_seth Says:

    Cosign Melissa ford

  9. Danny Ocean Says:

    why the fuck would I be packin’ a mac in the back of the Ac’
    in Detroit, we ride with it on OUR LAP!

    *crowd goes crazy*

    Calicoe >

  10. Captain Planet Says:

    Gunplay said G-Unit jumped him after the Rick Ross x Jeezy fight

    Popo cordoned off MMG goons from where he was at

    Thus lack of goons and running dolo

  11. harlem world Says:

    karreuche tran > rihanna

  12. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    Calicoe <

    K Shine made him look dumb as fuck

  13. Captain Planet Says:

    I understand jumping niggas

    But if you ain’t knocked him out, busting his eye ?

    No W

    Even with police pepper spraying

    Plus you got Gunplay who has to be like 150 STILL swinging !?!?

    No-sign niggas cheated and still couldn’t pull the obvious W

  14. Captain Planet Says:

    G-Unit x CTE vs MMG x Bricksquad !?!?

    I hope so

    I hope the fighting gets so loud we can’t hear the singing and whining of Drake and Big Sean

    Shit even Kanye can get the exit, he’s done all he came here for

  15. Captain Planet Says:

    Honestly I’m a fan of Wiz

    But he’s on the fence no homo

    You a G x Man

    Or you one of these fuck boys x suspect niggas

    Pick sides nigga

    We warring out chea

  16. Captain Planet Says:

    If Drake feels uncomfortable coming to another hip hop award show then we’ve done our job

  17. Captain Planet Says:

    LOL @ Niggas jumping a nigga and then complaining about pepper spray and cops

    Awww you was shooting the fair one and cops fucked it up ?

    Niggas hit him 20 times and he wasn’t knocked out and his eyes were wide open at the interview the next day

    G-Unit niggas got pussy punches

    And a lil pepper spray and them niggas run like roaches

    ” Ah my eyes my eyes “

  18. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    nobody got shot

    nobody got stabbed

    all them niggas soft far as im concerned

    jus a bunch of grown men shoutin screaming and pushing each other

    whats all the fuss about

  19. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    ya name gun play

    but u dont play wit no guns

  20. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    gunplay got thrown around like a chew toy but got up swinging….eveyone’s going to count it as an L but that was an honorable L

    Jim Jones took off dashing on video


  21. Captain Planet Says:

    But damn tho

    When Gunplay was eating all them punches

    He was prolly thinking

    ” I can’t be laid out on Worldstar again I can’t be laid out on Worldstar again I just killed Cartoons and Cereal “

  22. Captain Planet Says:

    1 min ago
    ya name gun play

    but u dont play wit no guns


    It was an hip hop Awards show tho

    If everybody who had gun or something to do with firearms in their names really had one it would be the OK Corral

    Rick Ross and Jeezy were pushing and shoving and apparently no one let off no homo

  23. Captain Planet Says:

    Did Young Buck stab that guy who tried to punch Dre ?

    So 50 Cent got rid of a ready to stabber and Mr ” There Go 40 Glock ” ?

    No wonder his goons going 80 rounds with one nigga

    He only got Marvin from the Yard and Lloyd Banks the Cookie Monster left

  24. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    it wasnt a honorable l

    it was a capital L

    for the simple fact his name gun play and he aint buss not 1 shot

    them lil niggas reese and cheef keef would have atleast SHOT AT somebody

  25. Captain Planet Says:

    Worldstar really is the Hood CNN now tho

    You fuck up and the streets is literally watching

    Kinda scary, who owns that shit ? Jews for 500 ?

  26. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    cosign knowing that your fight footage could end up on wshh being a major factor in getting up from every knockdown

  27. Captain Planet Says:

    them lil niggas reese and cheef keef would have atleast SHOT AT somebody


    Stop snitching

    RIP Lil Jojo

  28. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    If u aint strapped

    change ya fuckin name

    nobody there bussed a shot…nobody got stabbed…no body got gun butted

    far as im concered all them niggas soft

  29. Captain Planet Says:

    Damn that shit just hit me

    I might have to burn one for Lil Jojo no homo

    He wasn’t even as old as my younger brother

    He ain’t even lived yet

    He was prolly still on some young nigga scared to pleasure a bitch booty hole shit

    Damn Damn

  30. Captain Planet Says:

    The Good die young man …

    God needed his lil Angel

    He spitting his young nigga gangsta raps up there right now

    Tupac ruffling his hair and giving him money to go get a lil Ice Cream at the St Peter Bodega

    Damn Damn

  31. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    you kno a nigga soft as fuck when he 30 plus and thinkin fuckin a bitch n the ass is gay

  32. Captain Planet Says:

    ” There go that nigga 40 Glock ”



    Game is hilarious

    If you haven’t seen that one video documentary he did at the height of the G-Unit beef you need to smoke an L and peep that

    Was that the Stop Snitching one ?

    ” Yea that nigga 50 roll with FEDs man … Matrix type niggas “

  33. Captain Planet Says:

    1 min ago
    you kno a nigga soft as fuck when he 30 plus and thinkin fuckin a bitch n the ass is gay



    Niggas that be closing the blinds and locking the door to go missionary

  34. Captain Planet Says:

    * Sheds a baby gangsta tear for Lil Jojo *

  35. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    that jeezy feat freddie gibbs stay strapped pt 2 gon put ross on the canvas

  36. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Perpetual Melt schtatus

  37. Captain Planet Says:

    Interview: French Montana Finally Explains “Fanute”



    French >

  38. Captain Planet Says:

    RZA talks Kanye ” White Dress ”


    Lil Wayne – White Horse >

    LF: Wiz Khalifa – Real Estate >

  39. Captain Planet Says:

    Fanute the Coupe !

  40. Captain Planet Says:

    If Kanye never dropped another album I’d be okay with it

  41. Captain Planet Says:

    Kanye – College Dropout ^


    Realest Shit he ever wrote

    Kanye x T-Pain – Flight School >

  42. Captain Planet Says:

    * Foul Out *

  43. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    a lost nigga raised you

  44. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Another career left in shambles by yours truly

    “I’m surgical wit dis bitch jake”


  45. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    a lost nigga raised you

    ^who lost?!?

    You Monday Raw’n dirty white skrippers from da slums of Philly


  46. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    “Thou shalt not raw dog dirty white anal”

  47. harlem world Says:

    harlem world Says:
    October 3rd, 2012 at 5:35 pm

    eating ass juices of dirty backstreet philly strippers x hitting raw in the anus = most def got aids/hiv etc

    shit! (c) kendrick lamar

    im td, not truly desperate

    white strippers in black strip club

    are almost always sloppy crystal meth addicts

    runaway swag, let the homies run a train for a place to sleep swag, no homo


    keep it 100 fupm

    when i typed this you prayed to muhammad.jesus and abraham

    and called the clinic for a check up tomorrow morning

    not even on some ether shit

    buy you might have hiv

    i know philly strippers no homo- who erry small time crack dealln nicca from bmore, dc, delaware done fucked and spit on for chump change every other weekend

    black girl lost status type women

  48. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    You keep makin ya own version of the story

    smh lien to these people jus like ya fraud ass father

  49. Captain Planet Says:

    Thought At Work: 10 Black Thought Bangers


    I think I’d rate Black Thought higher if I could understand what he was saying

    Most of his raps sound like that chicka chicka sound Eminem makes on ” Forgot About Dre ”

    I’m sure it’s all deep metaphysical save the hood type shit tho


  50. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Tr+ll niggas always PreFail

  51. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    you niggas remedial

    was takin classes in the basement of the highschool

    stop spinnin the story and keep it tall

  52. Captain Planet Says:

    Game and Money
    Call me Mr. Monopolis
    Ms Aphrodite
    What is your synopsis ?
    You can be the goddess of my White Castle
    Reach me on the hotline and burn your nooossttrrillss

  53. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    I always look at the plus side in things

  54. harlem world Says:

    you niccas been watchin too much porn


    look how mr marcus ended up no homo

    syph u pay me says:

  55. Captain Planet Says:

    Lil Wayne: I don’t do coke. It makes me break out.

  56. Captain Planet Says:


    FUPM is a cool dude

    But those Frankie positive jokes are High Larious

  57. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    niggas hate lie and wish evil on my dick

    yall sounc like disgruntled baby mothers

  58. harlem world Says:

    what sane man hits dirty white, chrissie meth addict runaway strippers raw in the ass

    do you have a deathwish lol

    even porn stars get a check up before they do that shit smh

    and not to mention you said you ate her juices lulz

    your words not harlem worlds lol

  59. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    “Hello, id like to add a+1 to my reservation please”

  60. Captain Planet Says:

    If they wanna know my name they look up and seeeee theee gaaanngg

  61. harlem world Says:

    at least you can say you can got syphilis

    thats the gangsters/dictators disease

    turns people insane and psychotic

    a lil worm in their brain driving them to lunacy

    hitler, al capone status

    you already showing symptoms of a meltdown/nervous breakdown

  62. Captain Planet Says:

    When they make it they should put my name up on the million dollar bill

    Cus that’s just how I feel (Yep) That’s just how I feel (Yep)

  63. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    yea the jokes is funny and cute

    but deep inside his kool aid heart he know hes a soft ass nigga

    hoping another man catches an std is real sucka shit

  64. Black Says:

    Black Thought


    What’s funny is he has the image of being like a Common type hippy neosoul type dude when in reality there ain’t THAT much seperating him from Beans. He just read a couple books and knows how to tone the hood shit down to get that Jimmy Fallon bread.

  65. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Raw tho?!?

    Then tried to claim it as a W

    Well positive in your case

  66. Captain Planet Says:

    Damn syphilis almost destroyed the world

    STDs <

  67. Captain Planet Says:

    I might zone out on this Beach Boys – Pet Sounds album the rest of this mellow San Diego evening

  68. harlem world Says:

    im not hoping for shit

    you already got the virus at the bare minimum

    i dont een know you like that, no homo – no hate no love no homo

    but if what you said is true, you most likely a carrier now

  69. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    you already showing symptoms of a meltdown/nervous breakdown

    ^cbc he’s liquified

  70. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    mush mouth and strugglin in NY – The Spinners

  71. harlem world Says:

    alotta niccas in the hood got syphillis

    just crazed, poppin pills, snortin and shooting shadows

    the killer of killers

  72. F YOU PAY ME! Says:


    how am i most likey a carrier

    tha fuck outta here

  73. harlem world Says:

    who will you leave the green subaru to?

  74. Captain Planet Says:

    hoping another man catches an std is real sucka shit


    It is

    But niggas already diss mentally challenged seeds on here

    I dunno what the lines are anymore

    * Snorts with Lindsay Lohan *

  75. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Eazy E says:

  76. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    niggas took my story and added alll types of shit smh

    u soft niggas cant even keep it a hunnit

  77. harlem world Says:

    boyz in the loft (ll)

  78. Captain Planet Says:

    Eazy E says:


    Oh fuck

    * falls back *

  79. harlem world Says:

    niccas with aids

    express disease

  80. harlem world Says:

    straight outta clinic

  81. Black Says:

    Eazy E says


    This made me laugh and I don’t even know wtf is going on…

  82. harlem world Says:


  83. Captain Planet Says:

    harlem world Says:
    October 3rd, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    who will you leave the green subaru to?


    Awwwwww maaaannnn !

    I need to get outta here

    Stay Low FUPM

    Keep firing !!!

  84. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Nobody Hopin shit clown

    You signed up for it


  85. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    “that loft kinda nice what that rent hit fo”

  86. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    I need to get outta here

    Stay Low FUPM

    Keep BURNIN!!!


  87. Captain Planet Says:

    * Jesus’s it up *

    Those of you who have never went raw on a questionable broad cast the first stone

    * Waits *

  88. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    “Frankie a trill nigga”

    Don’t go there clown I forgets nothin

  89. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    soft nigga u live in a 200 sq ft studio shack on top of rodriguwz & sons

    i thought harlem niggas get money

  90. Captain Planet Says:

    You think Melyssa Ford go anal for the right price ?

  91. Black Says:

    Those of you who have never went raw on a questionable broad cast the first stone


    You never lived if you haven’t dealt with that anxiety, stress, and eventual elation when you find out shorty ain’t rain hellfire on you.

  92. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    You killed yourself

    Might as well just be a lurker I’m never gonna stop

  93. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    “i fuck with FUPM”

  94. harlem world Says:

    im running avg, norton and kapersky on all ya comments pezzy

    dirty dick nicca (ll)

    you walking malware

    dat white bitch murked you, bodybag status

    “i killed ju” (c) white chirssie meth addict stripper

  95. Captain Planet Says:

    Audio: The Combat Jack Show w/ RZA & Melyssa Ford


    So I can only hear that bitch and not see that fatty ?

    Mobb Deep – 3rd Album

  96. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    “i fuck with FUPM”

    ^I kno this never came my fingers

    I been clapping you since you ducked uppin then pics in January dirty nigga

  97. Captain Planet Says:

    ” Captain Planet is the greatest that will ever comment “

  98. harlem world Says:

    hiv khalifa

  99. Captain Planet Says:

    ” Captain Planet turned down Yerdanos before eskay and Kev had it right ? “

  100. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:


    “I killed ju”

    Still dead at “she killed me so I killed her says:

  101. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    We can do this forever fuck nigga

    just kno

    ya time would be better spent takin classes tryna fix that spdakin diaorder you got mush mouf

    how the fuck u givin town hall speeches with that lisp you got

    how u prepare the crowd

    you pass out napkins to the front row?

    daffy duck mouf ass nigga…you soft boy

    whats that address

    o i forgot he dont live in the wire…he just talk through itt

  102. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Cp stop tryna dilute my g

  103. Captain Planet Says:

    ” Sit around and listen to niggas argue who the best Fuck Boy Music or Captain Planet “

  104. harlem world Says:

    go quarantine in that loft nicca

    you disgust me

  105. Captain Planet Says:

    tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:
    October 3rd, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    Cp stop tryna dilute my g



    ” Keep it down while I shoot niggas ” swag

  106. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Zip Em Up!

  107. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Nigga copped da matchin set…
    HIV and Hers

  108. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    “Uts ok, cause he dyin anyway”

  109. Captain Planet Says:

    ” I got a list here’s the order of my list that it’s in
    It goes, cOLD, Feces, HW and CP
    Land from LMG, Kid Frankie, EMac, FBM and then me ” – chea

  110. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    The risk of HIV transmission during anal intercourse may be around 18 times greater than during vaginal intercourse, according to the results of a meta-analysis published online ahead of print in the International Journal of Epidemiology

    ^in a dirty 6.5 low self esteem stripper who gets trained by jersey shore kizzas who never strap and clown niggas like yaself

    Stakes is hi

  111. Captain Planet Says:


  112. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    if i actually had hiv ya shits would land but i dobt so you wastin ya energy swingin at nothing fuck nigga

    on the othrr hand you really have a speech impediment…in real life

    how da fuck im sposed to take you serious when all your comments read in sylvester the cat voice?

    fix ya mouf fuck nigga

  113. harlem world Says:

    its over, its over now
    move over,ya lifes over now
    its over – the games shut dowwwn

  114. harlem world Says:

    “its like an aids test

  115. Captain Planet Says:

    Beach Boys – Don’t Talk (Put Your Head on My Shoulder) >

    Cruising in the Coupe Deville with your main girl falling asleep in the crook of your arm music

    That Cali shit >

  116. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    ScienceDaily (May 25, 2010) — The risk of acquiring HIV through unprotected anal sex is at least 20 times greater than with unprotected vaginal sex and increases if other infections are already present in the rectal lining. Could the use of lubricants — at least certain kinds — be another risk factor among men and women who engage in receptive anal intercourse? Two studies presented at the International Microbicides Conference suggest the answer is yes.

    ^and you “threw some lotion on ya dick and fuvked her in the ass wit no hat, nutted in and everything”
    Your words!

  117. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    Ya shit aint even accurate

    you throwin more punches but mines landi.

    aim right nigga

    bitch wasnt a stripper

    she wasnt a 6.5 she was a 7.5 matter fact

    i might upa pic of da bitch

  118. harlem world Says:

    “FUPM dieing of aids, this is the end of his chapter
    all because of that chrisse meth stripper he tried to run after”

  119. Captain Planet Says:

    i might upa pic of da bitch


    This could get interesting …

  120. harlem world Says:

    nobody believes she was anything more than a 5!

    go tell disney all ya fuckin duck tales b

    phiilly strippers <<<<

    white strippers in black strip clubs <<<<


  121. Captain Planet Says:

    go tell disney all ya fuckin duck tales b


    Oh shit !

    This nigga took it there !

  122. harlem world Says:

    aids rocky

  123. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    the fabricators starring mush mouth and u neck

  124. harlem world Says:

    keep it 100

    when in the history of life

    have you seen a bad white stripper in a black strip club lol

    they all chrissie meth white mans rejects/leftover status

  125. harlem world Says:

    asap syphillis

  126. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    The risk of contracting HIV through unprotected receptive anal sex is almost 20 times greater than the HIV risk associated with vaginal intercourse.

    ^that don’t plague to mind?!?

  127. Captain Planet Says:

    go tell disney all ya fuckin duck tales b


  128. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    ASAP chlamydia

  129. harlem world Says:

    philly strippers be ass clappin for popeyes and a ride home

    you dont even have to make it rain, they fine with a lil drought

  130. harlem world Says:

    that dont plague yo immune system?

  131. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    tell the real story

    the un stretched version

    cut that fraud shit out

    dont be mad at me yall stillfuckin bitches missionary under the covers wit the lights off n shit

  132. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Receptive anal intercourse (i.e. sex where a man’s penis is inserted into a person’s anus) carries a higher risk of HIV transmission than receptive vaginal intercourse. The lining of the anus is more delicate than the lining of the vagina, so is more likely to be damaged during sex

    ^im just tryna show you da large picture

  133. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Hi, V
    How are ya?

  134. harlem world Says:

    fupm you a clown and peasant

    only a peasant such as yourself would celebrate eating a philly strippers ahole, sucking her juices then hittin raw

    your words not harlem worlds


  135. harlem world Says:

    *hittin raw in the ass


  136. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    Ya pop wasnt a preacher

    just anotha lost nigga

    ya mom prolly was one of them church smuts..

    bitch got that tabernacle throat
    give that holy ghost head

  137. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    fupm you a clown and peasant

    only a peasant such as yourself would celebrate eating a philly strippers ahole, sucking her juices then hittin raw

    ^certified clown

    I think we all realize that

    The fail of fails

    Over for you buddy

  138. F YOU PAY ME! Says:


    now shes a stripper AND i ate her ass?

    damn yall niggas keep adding more and more bullshit to the story

    keep spinnin

  139. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    “You homo Niggas gettin aids in da ass
    While da homie here tryna get paid in advance”

  140. Captain Planet Says:

    Ay bruh

    Upping a pic of that broad could be the Hail Mary you looking for bruh

    IF she bad ? Comeback

    if not ?

    Hopefully them Jersey Shore goons don’t read nah

  141. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Greg Louganis says:

  142. Captain Planet Says:

    Greg Louganis says:



    maaaaann youuu niggggasss

  143. harlem world Says:

    tragic johnson

  144. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    *crimilogy intros it up*
    “I told you along time ago never FUCK ME”

    “Who da fuck you talkin to huh?!? Muthafucker! How the you think I am a fuckin doughboy?!?

  145. harlem world Says:

    eyetalian goonies took ya girl

    she lovin the crew

  146. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Who Mike Joooooonnnnnneeeeeessssss

  147. harlem world Says:

    the weakened

  148. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    These niggas get no money

    harlem broke in harlem makin critical decisions wit his bullshit check like should i pay rent…go down stairs and splurge on this expired turkey orgo ball at h&m

    mush mouf not gettin no real money..he typea dellusions of granduer like he used to get it in ohio but brags about fuckin 7s and makin 70k a year
    the nigga 35 braggin bout a measley 70 fu,kin grand

    only thin these two nut ass niggas good at is spinning a fuckin story

    not to mention this harlem nigga is a fuckin pedpfile n the making


    yall arms not long enougjh for trill clinton

  149. harlem world Says:


  150. harlem world Says:

    safety melt

    rip fupm

    run along with ya data entry typin skills

  151. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    This is historical

  152. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Louis Melt

  153. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    niggas that get money dont grab the.cheapest benz in the lot mush mouf

    i made ya salary off ONE stock move

    u aint gettin no money…

    how u ballin wit a car note fuck nigga

    how u ballin when u,1000k debt in student loans


  154. harlem world Says:

    stfu melt matrix

  155. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:


  156. harlem world Says:

    them roaches in that loft gonna outlive yo ass

    how it feel, no homo

  157. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Hivica Foxx

  158. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    they gon deflect and spin til the end


    trill niggas kno what is

  159. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:


    trill niggas kno what is

    ^yea the do positive

  160. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:


  161. F YOU PAY ME! Says:

    facts > fiction

  162. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    It was all good just a week ago…

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