June 5th, 2012 at 12:25 pm
Dame = bankrupt, getting sued by Spitta.
Biggs = 5 years in the pen.
Jaz-O = homeless and schizophrenic.
Amil = working at Home Depot.
*throws up the Roc sign*
“It’s a secret society, all we ax is TRUSS…”
Beyonce = Queen Of The World
Jay Electronica = fornicating with billionaire heiresses
Nets = move to brand new arena in Brooklyn, and leave the toxic swamps of New Jersey
JCole = has 500,000 copies of his debut album purchased by JayZ himself
*throws up Roc Sign*
*smokes Camel cigarettes on GP*
memphis bleek = In Hov’s will
Kanye = Rich, famous and tity fucks Kim Kardashian
Beyonce surrogate = Probably paid millions to remain quiet
Young chris, freeway and other niggas = 15 mins of fame they didn’t deserve