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E-40 ft. French Montana,Young Jeezy, Red Cafe & Chris Brown – Function (Remix)

Last night on his show, Big Von played this extended remix of 40’s “Function” that features French, Jeezy, Red Cafe and the Chris Brown verse from a previous remix. This is a radio rip.

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Spotted: DiverseHipHop

Previously: E-40 ft. Snoop Dogg, Daz Dillinger, Kurupt & Kokane – What You Smokin (Video)


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252 Responses to “E-40 ft. French Montana,Young Jeezy, Red Cafe & Chris Brown – Function (Remix)”

  1. Chief Ali Says:

    @ b

    workout of the day my dude:

    run 1 mile

    120 pushups broken up into sets of wide hand pushups, shuffle pushups (start in pushup position, move right hand over to left hand, then move left hand further left back to standard pushup position, perform pushup then repeat on other side for 1 rep) and diamond pushups

    Descending burpee sets – perform 10 burpees, take 10 breaths, perform 9 burpees, take 9 breaths…follow that pattern all the way to 1 rep

    if you’re still standing after that, another mile run w/100 meter sprint intervals

  2. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Chief Ali Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 11:55 am

    TS waddup

    if you haven’t already, you need to check out that track over on 39th and cottage grove…i was over there last night getting a workout in, too many bad females getting it in…there was some sort of a flag football league w/majority chicks then you had a few actually putting in laps on the track…the god stayed distracted

    ^YO!!!!!!

    *Daps* on that. I’m still at the L.A. Fitness on Roosevelt. I thought about leaving but in came the onslaught of bad business women that’s trying to get in shape for vacation. I actually love that place now. I’m talking about the ghetto chicks thats not so ghetto anymore. You know, the ones that was raised in the hood, went to college and reformed themselves. The uber thick thats conscious and in-tune with their bodies, type. So many asses and so many pretty, thick, juicy, dark skinned women.

    You need to come there. We need to trade gym passes God, lol.

  3. Cypher Says:

    Aww man, it’s not fair. Cypher doesn’t talk about his life.

    The fuck you tryna get to know niggas for pfagott

  4. b Says:

    foh chief. I only do the crossfit joints that I can perform indoors.

  5. Chief Ali Says:

    Troubleshooter1900 Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    ———

    haha word…what days you be going god?…this dude Chea say he workout up there as well

  6. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    LOL nigga, I don’t drink lattes either. Fuck you talkinbout?

    What’s good tho, Cyph?

  7. JDS of the Cobra Kai Dojo Says:

    Planking + Skittles and iced tea = Trayvoning

    ^^

    Woooow

  8. Cypher Says:

    LOL nigga, I don’t drink lattes either. Fuck you talkinbout?

    What’s good tho, Cyph?

    ^
    Chillin, speaking of email you never hit me up about that website shit

    Sn- what, you ain’t meet jihad for tea and crumpets? K

  9. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    haha word…what days you be going god?…this dude Chea say he workout up there as well

    ^Literally every other day. Monday, Wed, Fri, Sun, Tues type of schedule.

    I’m crazy lean by nature so if I bulk up, I look like a Grey’s Anatomy exhibit, lol. So, I just work out enough to keep myself deez enough to fight a nigga.

  10. Chief Ali Says:

    foh chief. I only do the crossfit joints that I can perform indoors.

    *slaps this ungrateful brother*

    nah true talk you can do the pushup drill and the descending burpee sets indoors

    the running is going to help with endurance though plus aint it nice outside in ny right now? you ain’t got no local track/trail you can hit up for a quick run?

  11. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    feces…

    you old decrepit snake skinned nigga. how dare you talk shit while you in front of your keyboard involuntarily chaffing?

    i ain never bodied.

  12. Chief Ali Says:

    @ b

    we smokers bro, that distance running helps balance that shit out, trust me

    i’m just trying to make sure you got enough stamina to get your money’s worth next time you hit up a backpage you dig

  13. Jackson7 Says:

    E-40 is a legend

  14. Dos Equis Says:

    Lmao… Chill TS, I don’t drink lattes. You mad?

    ^
    roffs

    lf.this pusha diss is tough but it has no quotables..he aint saying no names..shit is nice but wack

  15. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    LOL nigga, I don’t drink lattes either. Fuck you talkinbout?

    What’s good tho, Cyph?

    ^
    Chillin, speaking of email you never hit me up about that website shit

    Sn- what, you ain’t meet jihad for tea and crumpets? K

    ^I didn’t email anyone about the information because lurkers started jumping out the wood works, saying they were people that I knew they weren’t. SweartoGod, I had like 4 emails saying they were LandLord and whatnot.

    I feel all the way back. I actually did one a couple months ago. We bought an old domain, revamped it, and sold it a woman with the same steez. Check it:

    nineessentials.com

    The name was taken, and she wanted it. We found it online and offered pennies on the dollar for it and got it to her for half a rack. Along with the business plan, it was extra.

    I haven’t fucked with the pop up shit since college though. simple enough though.

  16. Chief Ali Says:

    @TS

    I been on these calisthenic based crossfit routines god, they won’t bulk you up as much b/c its only your body weight involved

    we gotta hit up 39th and cottage, thats finna be my gym for the summer…grab me one of those 3 day passes for LA Fitness doe lol

  17. Dos Equis Says:

    I’m crazy lean by nature

    ^

    I thought you was overweight with dreads when you was gonna beat kev ass that time?

    Niggaz is overweight anorexics b..wtf

    Kev would abodied you..im sorry kev..niggaz wasnt playing fair at the weigh in

  18. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    when you was gonna beat kev ass that time?

    >lol.

    k.

  19. Dos Equis Says:

    squatting on domain names is a federal crime..ain’t that right Cyph?

  20. b Says:

    JDS of the Cobra Kai Dojo Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 12:06 pm
    Planking + Skittles and iced tea = Trayvoning

    ^ PORNO + nO BITCHES and condoms=cyphering

  21. A Chick Says:

    U nahgers are ill-informed.

    Cyph HAS talked about himself before, but I guess only women pay attention to stuff like that. *smh*

  22. Big_seth Says:

    Lmao @ the mood change.

    All that ether.

    And now workout regimines. Lol.

  23. JDS of the Cobra Kai Dojo Says:

    All that ether.

    And now workout regimines.
    ^^

    lmao

  24. Jackson7 Says:

    I had like 4 emails saying they were LandLord and whatnot.

    —————-

    WTF?

    wasnt me dog

  25. Chief Ali Says:

    And now workout regimines. Lol.

    —–

    guess there is a reason negus call you “Pig Seth”

    *daps*

    @A Chick, you got files on nahggers, like, you keep your own archives and whatnot on negus? lemme find out…

  26. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    Fuck a latte.

    I like my coffee like I like my friends.

    Black and bitter.

    Shit is a nice wake-up call in the morning – like when the barber fuck around and shape up the facial hairs and then hit you with a splash of witch hazel that make your eyes bug out.

    Natural wake-ups > _________

  27. Big_seth Says:

    Dos Equis
    1 min ago
    squatting on domain names is a federal crime..ain’t that right Cyph?
    ^^

    Nope. A lot of money is made off that. There is entire companies that live on that model.

  28. Dos Equis Says:

    my fault kev..niggaz had the fight billed as a fat nigga with nappy hair vs a fat nigga with dreads..I took the odds on the nigga with dreads whoopin you..now i see tho.

    in my mind..You would probably most definitely whip a skinny nigga with dreads

    When he said he was gon choke you out i pictured like..Biggie Smalls vs Freeway

  29. Jackson7 Says:

    Big_seth Says:

    May 24th, 2012 at 12:16 pm
    Lmao @ the mood change.

    All that ether.

    And now workout regimines. Lol.
    ———–

    roff

  30. Big_seth Says:

    guess there is a reason negus call you “Pig Seth”

    *daps*
    ^^

    Lol. Never said it was good or bad.

    Just an observation

    *daps*

  31. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    @TS

    I been on these calisthenic based crossfit routines god, they won’t bulk you up as much b/c its only your body weight involved

    we gotta hit up 39th and cottage, thats finna be my gym for the summer…grab me one of those 3 day passes for LA Fitness doe lol

    ^I got a few of them shits bro.

    Sn- Don’t get it twisted because I said that I’m lean. I’m not overweight. I’m 6’2, 195 pounds and solid than a muthafucka. Don’t get it twisted. I’ll beat the breaks off of any dusty deadbeat that wanna try or threaten me. We ain’t gone too far from that yet.

  32. cOLD Says:

    All that ether.

    And now workout regimines. Lol.

    ^ on can say they go hand in hand

    ether fitness.

  33. b Says:

    A Chick Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 12:16 pm
    U nahgers are ill-informed.

    Cyph HAS talked about himself before, but I guess only women pay attention to stuff like that. *smh*

    ^ He seem like the type of nigga that talk about himself and a bitch wouldnt pay attention.he got that blankman swag, No.I..D.

  34. Dos Equis Says:

    The Anticybersquatting Consumer Protection Act (ACPA), 15 U.S.C. § 1125(d), is an American law enacted in 1999 and that established a cause of action for registering, trafficking in, or using a domain name confusingly similar to, or dilutive of, a trademark or personal name.[1][2] The law was designed to thwart “cybersquatters” who register Internet domain names containing trademarks with no intention of creating a legitimate web site, but instead plan to sell the domain name to the trademark owner or a third party.[3] Critics of the ACPA complain about the non-global scope of the Act and its potential to restrict free speech,[4] while others refute these complaints.

    They shoulda never gave you back your legs

  35. Chief Ali Says:

    He seem like the type of nigga that talk about himself and a bitch wouldnt pay attention.he got that blankman swag, No.I..D.

    —–

    lmao…question mark where his face should be on his drivers license swag

  36. The Shot Clock Says:

    what was that line about “you can’t fly without your wings, you get it” about?

  37. Big_seth Says:

    can say they go hand in hand

    ^^

    Ali proved that with the pig Seth remark.

    LOL @ that name. And big nerd.

    ROFF

  38. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    They shoulda never gave you back your legs

    > lol.

    back to you, seth!

  39. Dos Equis Says:

    we gotta hit up 39th and cottage, thats finna be my gym for the summer

    ^
    niggaz is bros b

  40. b Says:

    Cypher is clearly mad but unlike other niggas he do type funny shit every ten comments.

    who knew he was asian? I rather he take out his anger here than to pull a virginia tech

  41. Troyvul Says:

    They shoulda never gave you back your legs
    ^
    smfhlmao

  42. Chief Ali Says:

    LOL @ Feces

  43. Dos Equis Says:

    what was that line about “you can’t fly without your wings, you get it” about?

    ^
    i dunno when he talking bout wayne or drizzy..the only line i know for sure that drake owns is ” u signed to a nigga thats signed to another nigga thats signed to 3 niggaz”

  44. cOLD Says:

    They shoulda never gave you back your legs

    ^ smh

  45. Big_seth Says:

    Shit I ain’t know that was a law.

    But people don’t really abide by it. Godaddy’s whole business relies on people buying domains in bulk.

    I mean probably only protects big companies.

    Like of you got universal records.com

    But if you cop lmg.com… Or something small hoping it blows up you can probably beat that case.

  46. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    Niggas trying to tell me don’t play the race card with the Haslem suspension…

    Why didn’t they fine or suspend Hansbrough cracker ass for the flagrant on Wade?

    It was basically the same foul except he raked the niggas face,he even drew blood!!

  47. Chief Ali Says:

    Handicap ether

  48. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Odds on Kev vs Ts?

  49. Cypher Says:

    They shoulda never gave you back your legs

    ^
    Roff

  50. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    *daps niggas*

    Imma let yall finish but…………I just caught a glimpse of my waves passing the mirror.

    OMfuckingG!!

  51. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    ether fitness.

    > great.

    niggas is working out mrs. fRIO inner lining & all this dude can think about is dead lifting screennames.

    she need a seattle-ing.

  52. Chief Ali Says:

    @ Jersey

    they tryna say Hansbrough’s flagrant wasn’t worthy of suspension b/c he made a play for the ball…FOH w/that bs…I’m not even a Miami fan, but with Bosh out somebody definitely put the fix in

  53. The Shot Clock Says:

    Niggas trying to tell me don’t play the race card with the Haslem suspension…

    Why didn’t they fine or suspend Hansbrough cracker ass for the flagrant on Wade?

    It was basically the same foul except he raked the niggas face,he even drew blood!!

    ^

    cos Hansborough got ball, if Haslem would’ve got ball he wouldn’t have been fine.

    that’s it.

  54. Cypher Says:

    U nahgers are ill-informed.

    let niggas tell it tho..

    the problem is my life aint full of failure…

    i say ” damn, not sure if i’m gonna get this house ”

    how does that compare with B saying ” Damn, not sure if I’m gonna be able to eat tonight”

  55. Chief Ali Says:

    Larry Bird shitting on the Pacers though >>>>>>>

  56. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    Odds on Kev vs Ts?

    >i’d lose. that nigga would get beat til his dreds unlocked while wearing a wire.

    ima keep my distance.

  57. Big_seth Says:

    They shoulda never gave you back your legs
    ^^

    Someone missed their centrum silver 50+ today

  58. cOLD Says:

    ghastly ghoul Says:

    May 24th, 2012 at 12:29 pm
    ether fitness.

    > great.

    niggas is working out mrs. fRIO inner lining & all this dude can think about is dead lifting screennames.

    she need a seattle-ing.

    ^ you bodied

  59. Chief Ali Says:

    ghastly ghoul Says:

    —-

    ROFF

  60. Kush Kennedy Says:

    Niggas trying to tell me don’t play the race card with the Haslem suspension…

    Why didn’t they fine or suspend Hansbrough cracker ass for the flagrant on Wade?

    It was basically the same foul except he raked the niggas face,he even drew blood!!

    ^
    Psycho T went for the ball, and hit him with the follow thru.. And its just blood, not anything, he got scratched! Lmao .. Haslem two handed slapped him on some volleyball shit whilst making no play on the ball.

    The person who gives out the suspensions is black, there isn’t no race motives in this.

  61. Dos Equis Says:

    TS + CA = Bro skis

    Yo either of ya’ll know a Mellisa out there? Big rack, little voice, bisexual, squirter?

  62. b Says:

    the problem is my life aint full of failure…

    i say ” damn, not sure if i’m gonna get this house ”

    how does that compare with B saying ” Damn, not sure if I’m gonna be able to eat tonight”

    ^ If you would put a damn name on ya state I. d. I’m sure you could have any house u desire,may I recommend something in virgina.

  63. Chief Ali Says:

    TS + CA = Bro skis

    Yo either of ya’ll know a Mellisa out there? Big rack, little voice, bisexual, squirter?

    —-

    LMAO

    Nah, but I know a Mylissa…bubble butt, wet pussy, deep throat, bi, cute face

  64. Cypher Says:

    squatting on domain names is a federal crime..ain’t that right Cyph?

    ^
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cybersquatting

    seems like it, TS posed to be the resident lawyer tho.

  65. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    @Shot Clock

    With your logic you can rip a niggas eyes out IF you hit the ball?

    K….

    And i’m not so sure if Hansbrough was the one that actually touched the ball,he was the secondary defender.

  66. Dos Equis Says:

    Someone missed their centrum silver 50+ today

    ^
    old but i know all the new laws..how you a web designer and dont know you cant cyber squat b?

    your illustrations looking funny in the light

    You was better off becoming a bed designer

  67. b Says:

    Why are u comparing your life to mines anyway since it is popular consenus amongst cockriders that my life is <<<<<<<<<<.

    If your life was better than mines you wouldnt feel the need to type it cypher lol. when was the last time u heard oprah brag about how caked up she was?

  68. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    Odds on Kev vs Ts?

    >i’d lose.

    ^

    You said it, not me. Real life is different from this online shit, trailer boy. Don’t let your “wire” jokes fool you. I’m vetted to beat the shit out of niggas like you through extensive training on my own part.

    All you got is your jokes. And wit won’t stop me from stomping your face in the pavement b. You need to fall all the way back.

    Forreal, forreal.

  69. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    feces is fuckin retarded b…

  70. Cypher Says:

    The person who gives out the suspensions is black, there isn’t no race motives in this.

    ^
    cause we can’t be racist against our own?… smfh

  71. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    you bodied

    >negro, please!

    how can i be bodied? you got robbed in a half pipe to the sounds of drainage water. them wanna come in here asking seth about his log game like i’ont know the reason ya wife thinks your manhood fell off.

    chill.

  72. Kush Kennedy Says:

    I’m not even a Miami fan, but with Bosh out somebody definitely put the fix in

    ^
    Chief you the homie, but I have a totally different view on this. The fix is in, for Miami.

    How you draw a foul 90% every time you drive to the basket? Its like they don’t want you to create any contact on them superstar bitches.

  73. A Chick Says:

    Jersey*Made*me Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 12:38 pm
    feces is fuckin retarded b…
    —————–
    cBc

  74. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cybersquatting

    seems like it, TS posed to be the resident lawyer tho.

    ^When was I squatting over a domain?

    I’ll let yall tell it tho.

  75. Dos Equis Says:

    LMAO

    Nah, but I know a Mylissa…bubble butt, wet pussy, deep throat, bi, cute face

    ^
    hmmm that could be the one..she did say I was the only guy that could make her squirt though..so you wouldnt know anyway..hmmm ..mylissa ever been to ny?

    *pontificates*

  76. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    SMH@niggas seriously comparing their lives to niggas they don’t know…

    I can’t be the only one that sees the stupidity in that.

  77. Big_seth Says:

    Feces jealous cuz Medicaid wouldn’t put up for a wheelchair til he is 108 yrs old.

    It’s only a year and a half gramps.

  78. Cypher Says:

    You said it, not me. Real life is different from this online shit, trailer boy. Don’t let your “wire” jokes fool you. I’m vetted to beat the shit out of niggas like you through extensive training on my own part.

    ^
    TS = Bruce Leroy?

  79. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    lol!

    tips…yeen gon do shit but tell fantasies in here, lame.

    until feds come looking to verify my IP number keep whipping your sista locks back n forth.

    fuck i look like being shook of a nigga that write comment gift cards for his wife.

    smh

  80. b Says:

    Jersey*Made*me Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 12:40 pm
    SMH@niggas seriously comparing their lives to niggas they don’t know…

    I can’t be the only one that sees the stupidity in that.

    ^ Niggas need to feel good about something, let that boy cook(no cats)

  81. Dos Equis Says:

    Sup A Chick

    melissa owe me a couch..chick squirted all over my loveseat..I tried to blot it but it wasnt alpaca

    puss >>

  82. Chief Ali Says:

    hmmm that could be the one..she did say I was the only guy that could make her squirt though..so you wouldnt know anyway..hmmm ..mylissa ever been to ny?

    *pontificates*

    —–

    LMFAO…I doubt it foolie, you battery operated…gotta recharge yourself after every 30 pumps

  83. The Shot Clock Says:

    With your logic you can rip a niggas eyes out IF you hit the ball?

    K….

    And i’m not so sure if Hansbrough was the one that actually touched the ball,he was the secondary defender.

    ^

    yes, you can get away with a LOT if you get ball first. but you have to consider context as well.

    hansboroush’s was the first hard foul of the game, you’re not gonna suffer the consequences like the next man, especially if you get ball. he kept it within the bounds of the rules

    but haslem’s was a retaliation AND had nothing to do with the ball at all.

    nba frowns on retaliation first off, but then you give them an excuse to suspend you when you don’t even get ball.

    haslem was just stupid for not even getting ball. chop that white boy down but don’t be stupid about it. nigga played it dumb

    …and i’m a heat fan

  84. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Now he a goon…

  85. Cypher Says:

    SMH@niggas seriously comparing their lives to niggas they don’t know…

    ^

    smh.. niggas don’t read the subtext.

  86. JDS of the Cobra Kai Dojo Says:

    Give Feces a break.

    It’s ’bout to rain. His bones hurt. He irritable.

  87. Chief Ali Says:

    let that boy cook(no cats)

    LMAO…is Cypher really Asian though? Big Homie swag?

  88. Dos Equis Says:

    fuck i look like being shook of a nigga that write comment gift cards for his wife

    ^
    uh-oh

    daps jerz

  89. JDS of the Cobra Kai Dojo Says:

    fuck i look like being shook of a nigga that write comment gift cards for his wife

    ^^

    Lol

  90. b Says:

    ^

    smh.. niggas don’t read the subtext.

    ^ U mean subtitles. 5 fingers of death in the face ass nigga.

  91. cOLD Says:

    your baby moms… (nuff said)

  92. Cypher Says:

    LMAO…is Cypher really Asian though? Big Homie swag?

    ^
    nah…

    But B is broke though. Hobo Swag.

  93. A Chick Says:

    “Meagan Good’s Wedding Night Will Be The First Night She Has Sex With Fiance”

    ^^^^
    Ooop! She about to start a movement!! Hahahahaha

  94. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    Woat

  95. Cypher Says:

    “Meagan Good’s Wedding Night Will Be The First Night She Has Sex With Fiance”

    ^^^^
    Ooop! She about to start a movement!! Hahahahaha

    ^
    nah, don’t believe it. How you not test drive before you buy?

  96. Kush Kennedy Says:

    melissa owe me a couch..chick squirted all over my loveseat..

    ^
    Letting off on a couch, or burning a hole in the couch that aint yours whilst hitting an L

    Two unforgiveable acts

    *slides pillow over burn hole*

  97. S.I.C.K Says:

    Positive TS>>>TS “the pugilist”

    Never let a nigga make you “other than self”.It`s only words fam.I`ve learned that many many many times on here.

  98. Dos Equis Says:

    LMFAO…I doubt it foolie, you battery operated…gotta recharge yourself after every 30 pumps

    ^
    im 52 and agile..wait till a chick get to ny..when she change her name to efl chick ya’ll gon know I dont play

    pumpum fi dead

  99. The Shot Clock Says:

    Meagan Good’s Wedding Night Will Be The First Night She Has Sex With Fiance

    ^

    nigga been getting the illest head though, on command.

  100. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    “Meagan Good’s Wedding Night Will Be The First Night She Has Sex With Fiance”

    ^^^^
    Ooop! She about to start a movement!! Hahahahaha
    ^^

    Not really,Christians and Patel Indians already did that so she wouldn’t have to go through that….

  101. b Says:

    cypher what belt are you?

  102. JDS of the Cobra Kai Dojo Says:

    “Meagan Good’s Wedding Night Will Be The First Night She Has Sex With Fiance”

    ^^

    Why the nigga who was willing to wife her up gotta be the one who suffers? Lol

  103. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    smh…

    & this nigga cOLD tryna get brolic? smh.

    it ain my fault ya wife is vale’dick’torian of Brian McKnight vaginal vocational school, nigga.

  104. Chief Ali Says:

    Feces been ghostwriting for comedians…FACT

  105. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    Plus chicks that make niggas wait 90 days or until marriage are the only ones REALLY waiting.

    When she finally does smash,she getting used dick…as recent as last weekend in some cases.

    Hate the game.

  106. The Shot Clock Says:

    Why the nigga who was willing to wife her up gotta be the one who suffers? Lol

    ^

    i’m sayin. this type a shit only cute if your girl is kind of a novice. megan good done been ran through by ballers, actors.

    shit is stupid

  107. Dos Equis Says:

    nah the couch was mine, beautiful italian leather, vanilla with mint green velour head rests..shits looked like Recaros for the crib..$1,300 for the set and a ottoman.

    That one night we wrecked it was worth about $2,500 though..so I aint too mad.

  108. cOLD Says:

    PETA

  109. Kush Kennedy Says:

    Anyone who bought stock for facebook, you fuckin lost.

    Forreal

  110. S.I.C.K Says:

    Letting off on a couch, or burning a hole in the couch that aint yours whilst hitting an L

    Two unforgiveable acts
    ^^^
    wiping your peen on the good “decorative towels” at the broad`s crib should be added.

    I was just gonna ask cypher not to put any beansprouts in my fried rice,and fry my wings hard but cut em up with mambo sauce.Glad he cleared that up.

  111. Chief Ali Says:

    Dude who’s about to elope w/Megan Goode is a goofy

    I wish I would propose w/out even seeing what that womb like. Nigga going to be highly upset if her shit’s wack

  112. JDS of the Cobra Kai Dojo Says:

    i’m sayin. this type a shit only cute if your girl is kind of a novice. megan good done been ran through by ballers, actors.

    shit is stupid

    ^^

    I read she’s a “born-again”, which means this is par for the course.

  113. A Chick Says:

    Wait till the word spreads, it’s gonna be like when Cassie shaved the side of her head!! U niccas better get IT without COMMITMENT, while u still can!

    “say word girl, that chick got a husband by ABSTAINING and he FINE!?”

  114. Big_seth Says:

    “Meagan Good’s Wedding Night Will Be The First Night She Has Sex With Fiance”
    ^^

    Congrats to Troy

  115. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    Anyone who bought stock for facebook, you fuckin lost.

    Forreal

    ^^

    Suckers,smh….

  116. Kush Kennedy Says:

    Why the nigga who was willing to wife her up gotta be the one who suffers? Lol

    ^
    My exact sentiments

    Nice guys really do finish last, lol

  117. Jersey*Made*me Says:

    @A Chick

    pipedreams.com

  118. Cypher Says:

    I was just gonna ask cypher not to put any beansprouts in my fried rice,and fry my wings hard but cut em up with mambo sauce.Glad he cleared that up.

    ^
    no, problem. Btw we don’t give senior citizens discounts. and next time you place an order make sure your dentures are in your mouth.

  119. The Shot Clock Says:

    Anyone who bought stock for facebook, you fuckin lost.

    Forreal

    ^

    only clowns buy stock when a company first goes public. you wait till it sinks, then buy

  120. Dos Equis Says:

    I often fantasize about me and a chick riding down the westside…listening to kirko bangz, sunroof cracked so the scent from her perfume doesnt get me too excited, just small whiffs to maintain some flacidity, as the sun peeks over the brooklyn bridge to look at the top of her supple breasts.. they do the macarena for me everytime I purposely hit a pothole..her left hand on my thigh rubbing it in a comforting back and forth motion

  121. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    Plus chicks that make niggas wait 90 days or until marriage are the only ones REALLY waiting.

    > when you waiting AFTER marriage tho…

    we call that ‘catching a cOLD’.

  122. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Plus chicks that make niggas wait 90 days or until marriage are the only ones REALLY waiting.

    ^

    FACT.

    Bitches that make niggas wait be the only ones that lose in the long run. Ain’t nann nigga bout to wait on that ONE piece of pussy you sitting on.

    If you ain’t giving it up, don’t be mad at me for looking for someone that will.

  123. Big_seth Says:

    “born-again
    ^^

    There was one of these girls at my high school. Ho’d out for years. Even stripped for a while. Kind god and got wifed. I wonder if she became a “virgin” again. Lol.

    SMH @ the dude who wifed. He probably has no idea.

  124. Cypher Says:

    Wait till the word spreads, it’s gonna be like when Cassie shaved the side of her head!! U niccas better get IT without COMMITMENT, while u still can!

    “say word girl, that chick got a husband by ABSTAINING and he FINE!?”

    ^
    maybe… if most females looked like meagan good.

  125. Chief Ali Says:

    when you waiting AFTER marriage tho…

    we call that ‘catching a cOLD’.

    —–

    welp

  126. Cypher Says:

    > when you waiting AFTER marriage tho…

    we call that ‘catching a cOLD’.

    ^
    clever…

  127. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    sun peeks over the brooklyn bridge to look at the top of her supple breasts.. they do the macarena for me everytime I purposely hit a pothole..

    > lol

  128. The Shot Clock Says:

    There was one of these girls at my high school. Ho’d out for years. Even stripped for a while. Kind god and got wifed. I wonder if she became a “virgin” again. Lol.

    SMH @ the dude who wifed. He probably has no idea.

    ^

    that shit is fucked up to me man. own your past.

    then again if you a nigga that like smuts, the born again route is the way to go cause only the illest smuts feel the need to cleanse their soul

  129. b Says:

    For the life of me I cant race the roots of cyphers anger.

    If my pops owned a diner in chinatown, and my moms owned,worked in a massage parlor, I would walk around with that danny ocean grin, no homo.

    but no not cypher, he came on here errday up-set. Niggas musta dropped the ipad or something.

  130. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    feces literary skills>

  131. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    A Chick Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    Wait till the word spreads, it’s gonna be like when Cassie shaved the side of her head!! U niccas better get IT without COMMITMENT, while u still can!

    “say word girl, that chick got a husband by ABSTAINING and he FINE!?”

    ^

    That’s what she THINKS. But when the friends see him, and they think they know him from somewhere, it’s because they do. It was that nigga they peeped in the back of the restaurant a couple weekends back that was with that broad that was giving it up.

    “I’ll wait for you ‘ma, but don’t think I’mma WAIT for you…”

  132. Cypher Says:

    Anyone who bought stock for facebook, you fuckin lost.

    Forreal

    ^

    only clowns buy stock when a company first goes public. you wait till it sinks, then buy

    ^
    plus niggas been known Facebook isn’t profitable.

    in fact Facebook has said themselves that their user base far out weighs the ad revenue.

    think about it if you check Facebook are you on your mobile or computer

  133. Chief Ali Says:

    once they turn 25 most females done been ran through, maaaad dicks on the jacket, kids they don’t love b/c they hate the niggas who helped make them

    being single>>>>>

    i don’t trust none of them, we can be friends w/benefits and hang out, smash every now and then but thats about it

  134. b Says:

    ^
    im 52 and agile..wait till a chick get to ny..when she change her name to efl chick ya’ll gon know I dont play

    pumpum fi dead

    ^delusions of Grandpa

  135. Dos Equis Says:

    She looks at me with those “you’d wait 8 months for this right baby?” eyes as I try to avoid my phone vibrating like crazy in my pocket from the girl I was with last night, wiping my chin as I reminisce about how she glazed my face as I sat in that same chair that my shorty from atlanta was now sitting in…looked her dead in her eyes and said “you damn right baby”

  136. JDS of the Cobra Kai Dojo Says:

    Co-sign running up on “90-day” chicks, snatching the puss, and sniffing your hand with the stank-ugly face to let ’em know their twats ain’t that special.

  137. S.I.C.K Says:

    “it was the best of times it was the worse of times”ass nigga fecal.lol

  138. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    ^delusions of Grandpa

    ^

    LOL

  139. JDS of the Cobra Kai Dojo Says:

    “it was the best of times it was the worse of times”ass nigga fecal.lol

    ^^

    Lol

  140. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    when you waiting AFTER marriage tho…

    we call that ‘catching a cOLD’.

    —–

    welp

    ^daaaammmmnnnn

  141. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    plus niggas been known Facebook isn’t profitable.

    in fact Facebook has said themselves that their user base far out weighs the ad revenue

    > yeah i recently heard on the news since this while IPO thing that general motors pulled a 10 million dollar ad contact from FB cuz they weren’t selling any cars.

  142. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    whole > while

  143. Dos Equis Says:

    Me and A Chick gonna have the first nahright baby..if is a girl we gon username her A Nahnda or Nahndi if its a boy we gon username him Bobby

  144. Yasser Pair-a-gats Says:

    E-40 stay rocking the “Bill Cosby on crack cocaine” flow.

    Shallunge, my nicca. SHALLUNGE.

    *tap dances with chair*

    *sees that 90s babies are bewildered*

    *sees chuckles from the 80s babies*

  145. A Chick Says:

    when you waiting AFTER marriage tho…

    we call that ‘catching a cOLD’.
    ——————–
    His aim is improving! *giggles*

  146. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Think about it A Chick:

    Do you REALLY want a nigga thats that gullible? To wait on some medicore shit or some shit that’s been had before?

    What does that say about his character? Or his life attribute skills? Do you think that nigga can make it happen?

    How is he a go getter if he can’t even get the pussy?

    Think.

    Even Martin Luther King got tired of waiting on Coretta.

    Just the facts ‘ma, might as well face em.

    No nigga is wait on one woman faithfully to spread them legs that’s about something.

  147. LeRoy Green Says:

    once they turn 25 most females done been ran through, maaaad dicks on the jacket, kids they don’t love b/c they hate the niggas who helped make thembeing single>>>>>i don’t trust none of them, we can be friends w/benefits and hang out, smash every now and then but thats about it

    ^^^^^^6

    This. Right. Here.

    Thats gospel my nigga. *daps*

    Comment of the decade

  148. Cypher Says:

    Me and A Chick gonna have the first nahright baby..if is a girl we gon username her A Nahnda or Nahndi if its a boy we gon username him Bobby

    ^

    chuckle

  149. Dos Equis Says:

    lolz…ya’ll some comedians huuh?

    Kev and Yerdanos coulda been first but I heard she slipped a mornigafter pill into his coffee.

  150. The Shot Clock Says:

    plus niggas been known Facebook isn’t profitable.

    in fact Facebook has said themselves that their user base far out weighs the ad revenue.

    think about it if you check Facebook are you on your mobile or computer

    ^

    yea Facebook is dated.

    the only thing with facebook is that its so fucking big that it’s not gonna fold anytime soon, but as far as it being an internet phenom it peaked a while ago.

  151. Cypher Says:

    Do you REALLY want a nigga thats that gullible? To wait on some medicore shit or some shit that’s been had before?

    What does that say about his character? Or his life attribute skills? Do you think that nigga can make it happen?

    ^

    The Thirst <<<<<

  152. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Sheit…

    Jay didn’t even wait til Bey was legal before he smashed.

    Niggas ain’t taking the bait, while taking the bait.

    I let you think it, but it ain’t happening.

  153. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    if is a girl we gon username her A Nahnda or Nahndi if its a boy we gon username him Bobby

    >stoopid. lol

  154. Chief Ali Says:

    *daps LeRoy*

  155. Dos Equis Says:

    They tried but Kev wasn’t ovulating

  156. Cypher Says:

    If a female is holding back puss to keep a man she gonna be holding back tears when he leave.

  157. S.I.C.K Says:

    How is he a go getter if he can’t even get the pussy?
    ^^^
    niice

  158. Kush Kennedy Says:

    GM was in they right mind tho

    How the fuck you sell cars on fb? With online coupons?

  159. b Says:

    if is a girl we gon username her A Nahnda or Nahndi if its a boy we gon username him Bobby

    ^Or leave the birth certificate blank and call him/her cypher.

  160. A Chick Says:

    Troubleshooter1900 Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 1:11 pm
    Think about it A Chick:

    Do you REALLY want a nigga thats that gullible?
    ——————-
    I gotta run but nah, I don’t personally want that situation for myself. I don’t even know if I wanna get married!! I’m just having fun with a new movement that I know is about to go down :-)

    Steve Harvey really did y’all in.

  161. Dos Equis Says:

    its cool..when ya’ll turn 50 too ya’ll gon be like damn I wish i was feces-like..my dick still longer than my nuts..fuck what ya’ll saying..im just now peaking.

  162. tHe kiD fRanKiE Says:

    How is he a go getter if he can’t even get the pussy?
    ^^^
    niice

    ^i laughed

  163. Chief Ali Says:

    don’t even know if I wanna get married!!

    ——-

    jacket fulla dicks

    i’m not mad at you though. keep goin’

  164. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    If a female is holding back puss to keep a man she gonna be holding back tears when he leave.

    ^

    All I’m saying.

    You can’t rightfully be mad at a nigga for fucking another woman if you ain’t putting out. That’s what really define a relationship.

    If we ain’t fucking and you think that we together, we not. We just friends ‘ma.

    And the other broad I’m fucking.. Well, we friends too. But we got benefits. What we got that’s so special then?

    Tell me.

  165. Captain Planet Says:

    The Lil Wayne x Pusha T beef is officially on …

    rapradar.com/2012/05/24/lil-wayne-calls-out-pusha-t/

  166. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Steve Harvey really did y’all in.

    ^

    A deadbeat daddy and a wife beater?

    LOL.

    Why do chicks insists on such people…

  167. Captain Planet Says:

    ” Who Gives a Fuck

    We Don’t Care about Nothing Fam ” – Chief Keef

    When I hear that line I feel like he’s speaking for this entire generation

  168. Dos Equis Says:

    A chick = nah’s Rihanna

    I wanna see her sister tho..bease and jihad made her sister seem meagan good-like

  169. Captain Planet Says:

    Troubleshooter1900 Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    Steve Harvey really did y’all in.

    ^

    A deadbeat daddy and a wife beater?

    LOL.

    Why do chicks insists on such people…

    ^

    Co-

  170. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    feces…

    jus cuz a chic gives you baths in bed doesn’t mean you be smashing.

    at least seth be gettin that reverse wheelchair cowgirl.

    you jus get home health aide.

  171. Big_seth Says:

    Luckily For him zuckerberg caked up before the fall.

  172. Captain Planet Says:

    ” These niggas ain’t dying for yaaa … “

  173. A Chick Says:

    Chief Ali Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 1:18 pm
    don’t even know if I wanna get married!!

    ——-

    jacket fulla dicks

    —————
    Nah, more like maddd options, b
    ^_^

  174. cOLD Says:

    ^delusions of Grandpa

    ^ roffle.

  175. Captain Planet Says:

    Facebook ain’t bodied …

    This is just Stage One …

    Zuckerberg runs this shit …

  176. The Shot Clock Says:

    The Lil Wayne x Pusha T beef is officially on …

    ^

    normally pusha wouldn’t get enough shine to compete with wayne.

    but since pusha is at the front of the line at g.o.o.d. he’s got a machine behind him, plus this is great promo for the g.o.o.d. compilation so ye and em will ride wit it

  177. Dos Equis Says:

    I’m waiting on the hairy pussy trend to come back again..bitches that shave they pussies be on some extra shit.ember

    Remember when onyx started the bald head wave? that shit raise angst and crime in the hood…there is a correlation there..trust me..shaved pussy trend is where we started to fall off as a people.

  178. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    jacket fulla dicks

    —————
    Nah, more like maddd options, b
    ^_^

    ^

    Translation:

    Jacket fulla dicks

    *Daps A Chick*

  179. Captain Planet Says:

    You can’t rightfully be mad at a nigga for fucking another woman if you ain’t putting out. That’s what really define a relationship.

    ^

    Lol @ Sex defining a relationship tho

  180. JDS of the Cobra Kai Dojo Says:

    Shallunge, my nicca. SHALLUNGE.

    ^^

    Lol

    Sandman >>>

  181. Kush Kennedy Says:

    Wayne not gonna bitch out like he did last time with the re-up gang?

    Pusha ate his lunch already

  182. Chief Ali Says:

    don’t even know if I wanna get married!!

    ——-

    jacket fulla dicks

    —————
    Nah, more like maddd options, b

    —–

    tell that to the simp. negus who know better are not going. women are wired to crave sex and act on those impulses just like men, and its easier for yall to quell the craving especially if you look like something.

    don’t get mad at me.

    i ain’t make these rules(c)HW

  183. The Shot Clock Says:

    Luckily For him zuckerberg caked up before the fall.

    ^

    exactly. this is the beginning of the end. zuckerberg is now gonna sell whatever little integrity facebook has left to the corporate machines.

    facebook is gonna go full on petri dish – the largest test market ever devised.

  184. Big_seth Says:

    I really hope push and Wayne really beef. Like niggas get shot.

    Lol

  185. Dos Equis Says:

    hairy pussy = the oprah days..women knew they place but still was on some self betterment shit

    shaved pussy = the lil kim days..swallow that dick like a sprite can ma..fuck that nigga raise your son for dolo

  186. Captain Planet Says:

    but since pusha is at the front of the line at g.o.o.d. he’s got a machine behind him, plus this is great promo for the g.o.o.d. compilation so ye and em will ride wit it

    ^

    I can’t see Kanye saying anything

    He ain’t ready for a nigga to talk reckless on him like that

    ” You ain’t real with your raps/ you like more acting huh / Is that why you dating a Kardashian ? “

  187. Dos Equis Says:

    mad options = she wears her jacket inside out

  188. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Captain Planet Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    You can’t rightfully be mad at a nigga for fucking another woman if you ain’t putting out. That’s what really define a relationship.

    ^

    Lol @ Sex defining a relationship tho

    ^LOL..

    I thought about that as soon as I reread it.

    But for the majority of people, well…

  189. Dos Equis Says:

    mad options = this jacket is reversible..and it also comes in trench

  190. b Says:

    Lol @ Sex defining a relationship tho

    ^In most cases it does tho.no?

  191. Captain Planet Says:

    ” Them niggas ain’t dying for yaaaaa …”

  192. S.I.C.K Says:

    Steve Harvey really did y’all in.
    ^^
    I doubt a nigga with more teeth than a comb that rocks Stacy Adams has any aspect of the game on smash.You seen this nigga??LOL

  193. cOLD Says:

    Remember when onyx started the bald head wave? that shit raise angst and crime in the hood…there is a correlation there..trust me..shaved pussy trend is where we started to fall off as a people.

    ^ theres something to this, shaving the pussy made sex a sport, and a shaved cunt served as the ornament and welcoming committee for players. Hairy puss, is more for rearing family and still has its values.

  194. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    mad options = she wears her jacket inside out

    ^Condoms on the dashboard when she hops in the whip swag.

  195. The Shot Clock Says:

    I really hope push and Wayne really beef. Like niggas get shot.

    Lol

    ^

    roff

  196. Captain Planet Says:

    b Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    Lol @ Sex defining a relationship tho

    ^In most cases it does tho.no?

    ^

    How so ?

    I only see it at the beginning of a relationship perhaps heralding its seriousness

    But if you stop fucking your wife, yall ain’t married no more ?

    If you have a lot of sex with someone you suddenly in love ?

    And what about prostitutes ?

    People define what sex means to them and their partner not the other way around

  197. A Chick Says:

    Aight nahkis, I’m out.

    Think what u must but know, A Chick stay winning!

  198. JDS of the Cobra Kai Dojo Says:

    I doubt a nigga with more teeth than a comb that rocks Stacy Adams has any aspect of the game on smash

    ^^

    lmao

  199. Chief Ali Says:

    Lol @ Sex defining a relationship tho

    —–

    shiiiiiid…wish i would be the loser who wife up a female with wack womb syndrome

    most people will deny this (mainly women), but sex is a major component of a relationship…if you can’t pipe right or even reach the middle, a woman is not going to RESPECT YOU AT ALL

  200. JDS of the Cobra Kai Dojo Says:

    Hairy puss, is more for rearing family and still has its values.

    ^^

    niggas being ridiculous today lol

  201. Dos Equis Says:

    ^ theres something to this, shaving the pussy made sex a sport, and a shaved cunt served as the ornament and welcoming committee for players. Hairy puss, is more for rearing family and still has its values.

    ^
    direct correlation..if pussy hair was meant to be shaved niggaz would be born with straight razors

    How as a man..do you tell a woman to shave her pussy so you can have a easier time eating it? ..shit is unmanlike..nigga you posed to eat thru that bush if thats your thing

    niggaz is pussy b

  202. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    yo niggas is soft tho. poz.

    niggas wouldn’t even let nahkis now if a-chick got big titties. or if she got a ass worthy of FSS.

    sup w/that? niggas put a-chick on a pedestal so she can get info about niggas in the real world.

    now she out here pinching niggas weed & cOLDing out on mahfuckas.

    smh @ y’all.

  203. b Says:

    Ive seen quite a few relationships last well past their expiration date,sex is crucial .

  204. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    LMAO.

    A Chick said, “Fuck yall”, then adjusted the dicks on her jacket with pride. Dared us to look at it, but we all turned away.

    Gotta love her.

  205. The Shot Clock Says:

    Lol @ Sex defining a relationship tho

    ^In most cases it does tho.no?

    ^

    nothing good about a relationship can makeup for hitting that pussy wrong, but hitting the pussy right can makeup for a lot of bad things about the relationship

  206. Chief Ali Says:

    mad options = this jacket is reversible..and it also comes in trench

    ——

    LMAO

    this dude Feces man…

  207. cOLD Says:

    now she out here pinching niggas weed & cOLDing out on mahfuckas.

    smh @ y’all.

    ^ lol niggas is silly.

  208. Captain Planet Says:

    I never said sex isn’t important

    But if you with a woman ONLY because she gives bomb head or got that fire cooch and STILL expect the relationship to last

    I pray fo ya …

  209. Captain Planet Says:

    The realtionships that last 50 years

    Ain’t because the bitch still take out her dentures to get busy

    Mature niggas

  210. Dos Equis Says:

    “ouch..baby can you shave…your pubes cutting up my dick…”

    and you expect her to respect you after you made her shave? Them hairy ungroomed free/beans looking niggaz from philly got 4-5 wives..them well groomed lined up niggaz be in LA with 4-5 boyfriends.

    bring that cave shit back

  211. Chief Ali Says:

    But if you with a woman ONLY because she gives bomb head or got that fire cooch and STILL expect the relationship to last

    —–

    of course other factors will play a part as well, but if the womb is wack all bets are off

  212. Captain Planet Says:

    Trust, Dependability ( holding a nigga down when he down ), Shared Hardships, Enjoying each other companionship and conversation, Commitment

    ^

    These things are the glue

    Not sex niggas

  213. Cypher Says:

    mad options = she wears her jacket inside out

    ^
    wow..

  214. Kush Kennedy Says:

    If you have a lot of sex with someone you suddenly in love ?

    ^
    We don’t believe this, but girls do.

  215. Dos Equis Says:

    niggas wouldn’t even let nahkis now if a-chick got big titties. or if she got a ass worthy of FSS.

    sup w/that? niggas put a-chick on a pedestal so she can get info about niggas in the real world.

    now she out here pinching niggas weed & cOLDing out on mahfuckas.

    smh @ y’all.

    ^
    all this..jerz, land and jihad made some pact or something..she must really be ugly..not linebacker but like lineman ugly

  216. Cypher Says:

    Trust, Dependability ( holding a nigga down when he down ), Shared Hardships, Enjoying each other companionship and conversation, Commitment

    ^

    These things are the glue

    Not sex niggas

    ^
    maybe… but whats the difference between a girlfriend/wifey and a really good female friend?

  217. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    Sex been a major player in a relationship.

    It’s the difference between happily ever after and filing the papers.

    Broke niggas and they wife be extra happy living is poverty because the sex is good on some, “it’s ok baby, we gone make it” and never make it. But they happy because the sex got them in love.

    And well off niggas be filing the papers because someone was cheating. BECAUSE OF SEX. Whether fucking someone else, someone isn’t putting out, someone couldn’t get enough, or a combination of some sort.

    Sex is one of the oldest makers, breakers, and weapons in a relationship.

    Don’t ever forget that.

  218. Cypher Says:

    If you have a lot of sex with someone you suddenly in love ?

    ^
    We don’t believe this, but girls do.

    ^
    biology supports this..

    besides, whats love anyway?

  219. Dos Equis Says:

    3 married niggaz…all acting like if they saved a chick they was gon get a chance to hit.

    I lost a little respect for jersey that day..after that day i was really like fuck egg whites..all yoke everything

  220. Captain Planet Says:

    maybe… but whats the difference between a girlfriend/wifey and a really good female friend?

    ^

    A mortgage, kids, bank accounts, her taking care of you when you got the flu ?

  221. Captain Planet Says:

    maybe… but whats the difference between a girlfriend/wifey and a really good female friend?

    ^

    A mortgage, kids, bank accounts, her taking care of you when you got the flu ?

    ^

    Commitment ?

  222. cOLD Says:

    el thesis get that script poppin’

    be sure to add the scene where a nigga had to dead his walrus wife cause her durag smelled bad.

    durag in the pic looked like it had that blue grease caked up for months.

  223. Chief Ali Says:

    word, so the woman is dependable, loyal, trustworthy and great to be around, but the womb is cold and dry when its game time and her mouth game got saliva deficiency

    you staying with that for some years?

    applaud him.

  224. Dos Equis Says:

    maybe… but whats the difference between a girlfriend/wifey and a really good female friend?

    ^
    I see niggaz about to get they virgin-chic on..virg on playas..latas

  225. Chief Ali Says:

    Troubleshooter1900 Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    they don’t hear you though

  226. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    maybe… but whats the difference between a girlfriend/wifey and a really good female friend?

    ^

    A mortgage, kids, bank accounts, her taking care of you when you got the flu ?

    ^That.

    A Rider. That’s the difference.

    A rider chick will make sure you’re ALWAYS in a position to win that’s in her realm of possibility.

  227. Cypher Says:

    @ Capt. I see what your getting at, its just that a good female friend can provide all of those things. BUt if your wifey aint given up the puss it’ll be hard to stay invested in the relationship, no?

  228. Captain Planet Says:

    Chief Ali Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    word, so the woman is dependable, loyal, trustworthy and great to be around, but the womb is cold and dry when its game time and her mouth game got saliva deficiency

    you staying with that for some years?

    applaud him.

    ^

    Look Chief Ali, you’re smart enough to avoid polarisation

    So you sleep with the women with the bombest pussy in the world but when you wake up you can’t stand ONE word she says, she gives niggas the eye while you standing next to her, she don’t answer yall calls when you broke ?

    That’s wifey ?

  229. Big_seth Says:

    ^ theres something to this, shaving the pussy made sex a sport, and a shaved cunt served as the ornament and welcoming committee for players. Hairy puss, is more for rearing family and still has its values.
    ^^

    Gem

    Co sign eating some hairy pussy.

  230. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    all this..jerz, land and jihad made some pact or something..she must really be ugly..not linebacker but like lineman ugly

    >*looks at chest*
    *sees a bullet hole*

    you’re a skilled marksman. lol. *daps*

  231. Dos Equis Says:

    be sure to add the scene where a nigga had to dead his walrus wife cause her durag smelled bad.

    ^
    I was gonna make her a dime so A)kev wouldnt commit that and B)instead of casting a burly guy we could at least find a woman to play her part.

  232. b Says:

    besides, whats love anyway?

    ^You the one with all the fortune cookies. I should be asking you. and what are my winning numbers too?

  233. Chief Ali Says:

    Look Chief Ali, you’re smart enough to avoid polarisation

    So you sleep with the women with the bombest pussy in the world but when you wake up you can’t stand ONE word she says, she gives niggas the eye while you standing next to her, she don’t answer yall calls when you broke ?

    That’s wifey ?

    —-

    wouldn’t wife that either. shit’s common sense fam.

  234. b Says:

    a chick must be hella average, they only willing to say her sister is bad. a chick=solange.

  235. b Says:

    Cp you gotta live as much as u read my g.

  236. Dos Equis Says:

    >*looks at chest*
    *sees a bullet hole*

    you’re a skilled marksman. lol. *daps*

    ^
    lol i just shot u again..but you coulda just laid there and died.

  237. Captain Planet Says:

    Cypher Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    @ Capt. I see what your getting at, its just that a good female friend can provide all of those things. BUt if your wifey aint given up the puss it’ll be hard to stay invested in the relationship, no?

    ^

    Just because without it the relationship suffers doesn’t mean its the most important thing

    I’m not pretending that I’m out here searching for bitches who are dependable and have wack sex

    Hell no, but if you’re going through life and your top priority in a female is her sexual ability then your doomed ?

    Yall make it sound like porn stars are the best wifeys even though I know yall don’t believe that

    And yall lucky I’m even responding to you Cypher, I saw the absentee shot you sent me yesterday fam

    Keep my name out ya mouth when I ain’t here, I’m watching

  238. hood trill stunting aka trap day man Says:

    a chick must be hella average, they only willing to say her sister is bad. a chick=solange.

    >word? she got that permanaps crew cut?

  239. Captain Planet Says:

    b Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    Cp you gotta live as much as u read my g.

    ^

    Maybe I’d understand this then ?

  240. cOLD Says:

    Im a grievous blunder with peas under my durag

    #walrusWaldronGems

  241. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    wouldn’t wife that either. shit’s common sense fam.

    ^LOL.

    That’s what I was thinking. Like, who in the fuck would wife this shorty? That’s that “I’mma hit you up because you can make it happen. But don’t think this is going past the bedroom” typa chick.

    The type of chick that writes tell all books and read Zane and whatnot.

  242. Captain Planet Says:

    wouldn’t wife that either. shit’s common sense fam.

    ^

    Exactly

    Leave the polarization for the High School Debate Teams

  243. Cypher Says:

    ^You the one with all the fortune cookies. I should be asking you. and what are my winning numbers too?

    ^lmao… you? winning? at anything in life? GTFOH.

    your winning numbers is 666 nigga…

  244. JDS of the Cobra Kai Dojo Says:

    I cosign Chief’s sentiment, but on the other hand, some of the best cooch I’ve had the pleasure of sampling were with women I could NEVER see myself staying with.

    If everything else in the relationship is good but that’s the flaw… you gotta compromise somewhere.

  245. Dos Equis Says:

    a chick must be hella average, they only willing to say her sister is bad. a chick=solange.

    ^
    word..when land said she was “attractive” i knew that was code for “meh”.

    NONE OF THEM NIGGAZ EVER BE LIKE “BABY”..”SEXY” etc..niggaz keep her adjectiveless

  246. Kush Kennedy Says:

    In every young cat’s life, the first woman you smash 50+ times will try to get you/manipulate you to impregnant her, its our job to side-step that and not get caught up in that early

  247. Captain Planet Says:

    Look I don’t even think I’m saying anything deep

    I thought niggas knew the basics

    If you write a list of the top 5 or 10 things you want in the female you want to marry why the hell would you put Sexual Ability at the top

    You gonna be hunting the sluts mah G, that ain’t wifey

  248. Troubleshooter1900 Says:

    ^You the one with all the fortune cookies. I should be asking you. and what are my winning numbers too?

    ^lmao… you? winning? at anything in life? GTFOH.

    your winning numbers is 666 nigga

    ^

    FFFFOOOOOOOCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

  249. cOLD Says:

    In every young cat’s life, the first woman you smash 50+ times will try to get you/manipulate you to impregnant her, its our job to side-step that and not get caught up in that early

    ^ Kevin’d, only thing for him it was a mammal/linebacker/circus bear.

  250. Chief Ali Says:

    So you’re not polarizing when you assume negus would wife sluts just bc the womb is good?

    Lmao. Ok

  251. cOLD Says:

    where this stale bread face nigga at…

    feeding time at the zoo? or happy hour at teh gay club.’

    you’re a walking fail… every turn you make you’re reminded of you fuckboi existence.

    turn left: its a sea mammal
    turn right: your faggot friends you befriended at the gay clubs
    look behind you its mcb, getting payment for all that tree.

    definition of a fuckroach.

  252. S.I.C.K Says:

    Ah! youth and idealistic views of relationships.After you’ve had a few failures and been around the block life gets real simple.Right now all I need is good puss with minimum headache.The key is keeping it fun.All that love and glittering shit is open to interpretation because men and women are different on how they perceive life in general.

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