Video: Curtis Doesn’t Know What a Grapefruit Is

*Dead* at Curtis not being able to order a glass of grape juice.

This is a clip from Aziz Ansari’s new stand-up special Dangerously Delicious, which you can stream of download for a measly $5 here.

Also, be sure to check out Aziz on the Juan Epstein podcast.

Previously: Curtis – Live @ Shady 2.0 Showcase


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26 Responses to “Video: Curtis Doesn’t Know What a Grapefruit Is”

  1. rex hussla Says:

    M.O.B.BALLS. DEEP

  2. AmpGeez a.k.a. Amphernee Hardaway Says:

    Now if someone told me Curtis was gay, I’d be more inclined to believe em.

    That nigga was looking real suss belly dancing in the Candy Shop video.

  3. Harlem World Says:

    nas is the gay rapper

  4. JDS of the Cobra Kai Dojo Says:

    so Hav only just got around to reading what was in the fuckin’ book? lol

  5. jderrida Says:

    This is a huge opportunity for Prodigy. Havok doing this was a great career move for Prodigy.

    Gays support their own, word to Lady Gaga. No musicians today performs for the gay rap black men population.

    Prodigy about to get paid.

  6. AmpGeez a.k.a. Amphernee Hardaway Says:

    Fat Joe already gave P his blessing.

  7. E aka Mac with the Cheese Says:

    askmen.com/celebs/entertainment-news/50-cent/50-cent-sex-toy.html

  8. jderrida Says:

    Video: Black People Don’t Know What a Grapefruit Is

    ^^^

    Fixed

    Niggas need to put down the cheetos and pink lemon aid

  9. Chief Ali Says:

    cosign Amp and Free J though

    something ain’t right here, im making jokes b/c the situation is mad comical

    plus i’m a mobb stan and i’m on my laugh to keep from crying steez

  10. Harlem World Says:

    Prodigy: Stuck In You

  11. jderrida Says:

    Fat Joe suspect too…

  12. Harlem World Says:

    cosign chiefs comment

    but i hate it when suge knight is right

    “id say about 90% of these rappers are gay and live a gay lifestyle”

    #sugestradamus

  13. Soul Kontrolla Says:

    #NYmrCee

  14. Das racist Says:

    Lol/Smh @ Curtis

  15. AmpGeez a.k.a. Amphernee Hardaway Says:

    Aziz trying to get that Louis CK money.

    Pimp on pimpin…

  16. jderrida Says:

    Name me one good Mobb Deep song about partying or a song for the ladies.

    Always rapping about doing things with or to niggas, huh?

  17. rex hussla Says:

    Yeah I fully co-sign that something isn’t right here though

    Gay rumors are the most lethal, because most people will believe any rumor like that, and the rest of us are too immature to handle this kinda news LMAO

    Havoc knows what he’s doing, must be some deep down hatred between the two and he’s just striking first.

    Somebody has to die

    Men Over Broads Balls Deep

  18. Captain Planet Says:

    AmpGeez A.k.a. Amphernee Hardaway
    6 mins ago
    Now if someone told me Curtis was gay, I’d be more inclined to believe em.

    That nigga was looking real suss belly dancing in the Candy Shop video.

    ————–

    Co-

    Didn’t he have his shirt off in the Outta Control Remix video …. With Prodigy in it …

  19. TruthSerum Says:

    Niggaz gotta be comedians @ Nah….Yall post sumthing bout Prodigy being a fruit….Then the next post is “Curtis doesn’t Know What a Grapefruit Is?”…..Either I’m really fucking high or y’all sending subliminal jabs….Shit, I thought this was gonna be audio of Fif responding to the gossip about P…..My bad! I’m inclined to agree w/ Amp, tho, I think Hav salty bout his portrayal in P’s book and trying to slander him….either that or money….Becuz wouldn’t the nigga who fucked P in jail be telling EVERYBODY…trying to shit on P, I mean giving up the ass in jail means you a girl in prison, so there should be other cellmates that can confirm these alleged rumors……However it ends, it’s a black eye on the Mobb’s legacy.

    #TruthHurtsBitch!!!!

  20. tHe kiD fRankiE Says:

    Always rapping about doing things with or to niggas, huh?

    ^uh oh….

  21. The Shot Clock Says:

    niggas actin like Guru wasn’t outed. cause it happened after his death no one talks about it but that was the first rap legend to get outed.

    tbh tho, if it aint this coming generation it’ll be the next but niggas dont really care who u fuckin. i might not be able to really listen to your music like that anymore but do what u wanna do.

  22. Captain Planet Says:

    Then Prodigy tattooing G-Unit after being signed two minutes …

    Did 50 blow ya back out that bad !?!?

    Nhjic

  23. Captain Planet Says:

    Prodigy ft. Elton John & Lady Gaga – Stop Snitching ( Havic Diss )

  24. jderrida Says:

    But if you still in prison, how can you get on worldstar?

    Prodigy’s husband could be willing to talk on their past but just can’t do so…

  25. J. Caesar Says:

    Eskay i’m convinced 50 has done something to you

  26. AFGun Says:

    LMFAO @ niggaz gettin giddy the second they hear anything remotely comical regarding fif

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